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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ก.พ. 2020
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In a two part episode, Tim rants in the new studio about Joaquin Phoenix and the Academy Awards, his thriving jewel business, and what the American people really want: puppets.
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Came out at exactly midnight EST, impressive!
God bless us. Everyone. @jimmyFallon lmfao
Mike Knight lol ok boomer
The Tim Dillon Show this episode was a work of art
How do I get in on this jewelry thing. I have cash ready.
Tim Dillon looks like he’s an assistant manager at Staples.
He looks like an Asst. Mgr. at 🔴Circuit City
I would be a bit careful about commenting on other peoples looks, in norway we have a saying "you dont throw stones when you sit in a glass house" Mr thailandvacationguy
Johan Andersson Nobody cares about Norway. Norway is probably a shithole.
Idk makes me want some KoolAid "Oh Yeah"
People in norway have chiseled chins and strikingly good looks. What are you guys talking about
This was the strangest Target company meeting I’ve ever been to in my life.
This is the comment
They could’ve easily met at target as teens. Ranting, vaping, chuckling.
for me, it's a close second
This is sober Tim. Just imagine him on a coke-fueled rant.
@Craig Blanche We have to honor our contract with the people of Iraq
Kungfujones1...uh, that would be a Chris Farley cluster##ck. Glad Tim is aware of that fact :)
He's certainly still in something
OMG I want to see that, immediately.
Don't get me excited
This guy is the best hands down.
@Elias Leal Holy fuck fellow wage slave, only a few minutes left on break but.. nevermind gotta go
Save money and watch one show
I like his comedy because he expresses his point of view with Alot of hyperbolly saying the wildest shit with a straight face which makes it funnier
I can’t even express my inner joy when I listen to him 😂
luke birchett I couldn’t agree more
Ben’s laugh and grinning smirk have become an essential part of this show.
Ben is cool but lets be honest... Essential?
Absolutely
@@alexmcmillan945 yes, very essential
@@MOTM1234 Absolutely essential. He is the perfect foil.
@@alexmcmillan945 Ben is our laughtrack ofc we need him
Hilarious that even after Tim’s comments on Joaquin Phoenix that they actually gave him a part in Joker 2 😂
I say this with pure sincerity, that I have never agreed with anyone more purely from a worldview and comedic perspective as I do with Tim Dillon. The guy is hands down the funniest and most on point comic working. I've never done a Patreon but I'm doing his because it's just worth it.
Same
LIAR!
Show the receipts you lying hussy
@@show_me_your_kitties I never thought I’d meet aunt Kathleen. Wish you well sweetness.
Anyone come back to listen to this one?! Its stunning how this sets up everything to come. The simulation is broken.
Remember we are still just watching the previews before the end. It is time to try to get out of the theater before they light a match for the fire and lock the doors from the outside.
Good luck everyone.
"And this is why I could never run for anything. That and my past... and present... and future."
Tim Dillon ranting about Hollywood elites is all I need on my saturday
"Who are these people who are voiceless? All I'm inundated with all day are people's voices" my favorite Timmy quote.
Tim’s prolific, broadcasted utter hatred for Chelsea Handler quells my own rage against the woman.
😂
grew up with my mom watching her, always reminded me of a c*nty middle school teacher
"man, did the wrong brother bite it" LMFAO!
I rewatch this episode every so often to reclaim my sanity
I still say this is his best episode.
Tim Dillon is like a sane Alex Jones with critical thinking skills and a likeable personality.
So Alex Jones.
"The wrong brother died"
@@that1guy375 No, Tim Dillon is pretty much the opposite in his beliefs. Just because they both refer to an elite cabal that engages in sick stuff doesn't mean it is the same. Alex is waaay on the right while Tim is pretty left...
Alex Jones is a great comparison I was thinking Lewis black but I think he’s more than these 2 he’s got a John candy you know and I know this is funny type vibe I think we can all at least agree he’s got talent and is popping big time right now
Stijn Delie you are so wrong 😂
Best part of the week is seeing the notification for The Tim Dillon Show
Funny you say that. Maybe it's the time/day the show drops too? Cause I agree 100%.
@Craig Blanche or your just gay "blanche"
“Have a puppet moderate the debates” 😂😂 I burst out laughing at that part
Tim looks like if the Kool-aid man broke the 4th wall.
very underrated! Very good
bravo
I'm not that smart. What do you mean the 4th wall? When I think of the Kool-aid man I think of Jim Jones. Tim does not look like Jim Jones. Now, I would REALLY like to hear his take on Jonestown however. It was back in 1978, but it was America's 9/11 before 9/11, America's Auschwitz swept under the rug by the worst President we have ever had. Jim Jones, America's own Rasputin. Tim would go completely ballistic about this on how a sick America society could even vomit something up like this.
I had this on while i made Thai style pumpkin soup.
Thai Pumpkin Soup with Coconut Milk
Ingredients
· 1 tbs Olive Oil
· 1 onion coarsely chopped
· 2 cloves garlic grated
· 1 tsp turmeric powder
· 1.5 kg butternut pumpkin peeled and chopped, (3 pounds)
· 1 lemongrass stalk finely chopped or grated
· 1 tbs fresh ginger grated
· 1 bunch coriander (cilantro)
· 1 litre vegetable stock (4 cups)
· 400 ml coconut milk (13.5 oz)
Instructions
1. Remove the roots and stalky ends from the coriander. Wash the leaves and dry in a salad spinner or paper towel before roughly chopping. Wash the roots and stalks well to remove any dirt clinging to the roots. Shake off any water and finely chop.
2. Heat the oil in a large pot over medium-high heat before adding the onion and garlic. Cook until the onion becomes translucent.
3. Add the ginger, lemongrass and coriander roots and stalks. Cook until the stalks become soft before adding the pumpkin.
4. In a wok, toss the pumpkin in oil and cook for 5 minutes. Add to the pot.
Add the vegetable stock and bring to a boil before reducing the heat to lower.
Cook for 30 minutes or until the pumpkin is tender. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly.
5. Pour the soup into a blender and blend until smooth. Add most of the chopped coriander (cilantro) leaves reserving some to garnish the soup. Blend until the soup is speckled with flecks of green.
6. Return to a clean saucepan and add the coconut milk. I like to only add half the milk, reserving the rest for garnish. Serve with shaved coconut, the remaining coriander (cilantro) leaves and chilli.
The Mechanic This is disgusting vegan recipes. Where is the meat? F*%^ you
multi tasking again? you are an overachiever & i admire that ~😉
Baller. Thanks.
“Joker” will be first to get a third term baby’s liver in a medical procedure to prolong his life and enjoy walnut sauce in post op.
emu cat 😂😂😂
Thank you Tim Dillon for encouraging me to try Oxycodone. This has changed my life for the best and when I can afford my pill addiction anymore I will switch to heroine. Thank you for helping my spice my life up.
Nippel Sweat i like your name
Are we talking about hard drugs or a strong female protagonist here? Let's check that spelling brotha, you're on the right path.
@@austinhenry1363 Or he could be like Hedberg and be addicted to both man, think about that for a second. Yeah
sell some jewels, you'll be able to afford anything
Life in the big city
"Amy Klondikebar"
I'm dying
This episode is killer.
your comment is _100%_ spot on.
I took out a second mortgage on my house for these f ing diamonds
Hungry Tim Dillon is so fire. First half of this podcast might be his best work. Watched it so many times
Fucking great episode. Up there with Gates of Hell and Life In The Big City
"When coronavirus comes HERE" had me like...........
@@fleckx Enjoy your prelude to the end...
I like how ben genuinely nods like he's really getting excited about this 3 day conference
I love Tim's commentary on Joaquin Phoenix's acceptance speech from the Oscars. You really start to understand why the terrorists hate us so much.
"Man did the wrong brother bite it huh?". I was NOT expecting that. 10/10 fucking brilliant
Tim's the only American inside America, that sees how everyone outside, see's America. Obviously in a hilarious way but all true.
I m sure is not the only one at all.
A lot of us see it, I know I do
The entire west is the same.
Best podcast on internet. I've yet find anybody that's as consistently funny throughout the show, even the plugs. Tim is the epitome of the saying "people say funny things, but funny people say things funny". Stay golden ponyboy
He is the only person on TH-cam who I actually want to watch his ads because they are always hilarious.
Uncle Joey and now the Scissor Bros are on point for comedy podcast ads too
@@bullmoosemedia I know right, I was watching a blue chew ad and Tim took a left turn to mention just how much Brian Laundrie enjoys it
I still feel that this whole episode is Timmy's magnum opus, but the last 20 min is his cynical masterpiece. It is so real and raw his Long GUYland accent truly shines through. 😆
I’ve listened to a lot. This one is something else. Keep coming back. Every point hits, and hits hilariously.
"They have police, the military, all the technology, all the money, all the resources, all the land, all the corporations, ... You have Twitter" - Tim Dillon 2020
"MAN, HOLLYWOODS DEAD HUHHH" is my favorite thing tim has ever said lolll
“I do things all the time to fill a hole, I get it!” 😂
Class has begun.
(*as i now have this lecture on repeat and put in my headphones as i fall asleep, a few things*)
-Timmy catches straight fire around 18:00
-how the fuck is he doing this without cigarettes?
-That was a damn nice porch but hey, life in the big city.
" I wont tell you where i get my jewelry from but... have you seen UNCUT GEMS?"
"yeah"
" Him".......
hahahahaha fucking got me
sleep-deprived Tim Dillon podcasts should be behind a million dollar paywall. Fucking GOLD
I feel like this episode forever will be the one that won me over as a dedicated fan of Tim's podcast.
AFK Ghost for me was Life in The Big City
@@TheMrbrowniie going to c heck it out ! thanks
How To Be Popular for me!
@@CH-ml4rz I've meant to watch that how to be popular episode, I'm sifting through his back catalogue one podcast at a time, put that up next in the queue thanks. If it's not incredible I'm blaming you.
yossarian1633 check back once youve listened
He saw it all coming....
You know in the Bible when they talk about the angels singing praises? I’ve been to the other side and this is what they sound like,
Tim’s pipes, so perfect in every way
This is the best opening monologue of all times
Tim you have the realest podcast I have ever listened to. like everything is so true about it, its ridiculous how spot on everything is. and scary lol
Tim Dillon continues doing the serious work for the collective consciousness that most will never access. Consider yourselves among the lucky few. For now.
We all have a front row seat for the end of the world.
I keep coming back to this episode! One of the best rants!
i can rewatch all of these podcasts and still actually cry laughing
the bluechew ad read is so, so good
Tim Dillon is the love child of Doug Stanhope and Chris Farley
DoesNotInhale never heard anyone say that but that's a great description. Doug and Tim are my favorite comics
@@nuckels188 🙌
my god he's ripping and running on this one!
This episode hits so different today
If you thought it hit different then, try listening again now
Why is everyone so unoriginal? This "hits different" comment is now littering every comment section. Every comment that gets likes, gets run into the ground
@@casualobserver2380fyb jmane and theres nothing wrong with a trend fam 😂 they come and go
@@casualobserver2380why do u care?
@@TMrreviews why do you care that he cares
we need more than one of these a week
@@TubeJelly420 I'm to poor for $5
Well, you got what you asked for.
Tim trashes Joaquin Phoenix and is now acting opposite him in Joker 2
This is by far one of my favorite Tim rants of all time
I want to take bluechew with Tim and spend the whole night talking about puppets ... hard! 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a classic
This whole thing is literally incredible. Flawless rants
It’s literally a drunk uncle watching his nephew, escaping an abusive household
Omg 😭 🤣🤣
That last 40 or so minutes is one of Tim's finest rants on the state of society.
listening to tim dillon speak is one of my fav things in the world rn.
2020 was Tim’s best podcast work, insane talent.
indeed. precisely accurate
Love this podcast with all my heart ❤️
Angry Tim is the best Tim
Tim Dillon is a exact replica of my hedge fund manager uncle from New York
THE OLIVE GARDEN RANT I’M CRYINGGGGGG 😂😂😂😂
This is his best episode imo
The energy difference between pre and post meal tim is hilarious
I am so happy I clicked on this one, honestly he knows he’s right, my mom and I talk about all of this with celebrities and how they can’t relate when they try to relate, like, it’s so weird and- wow 💯💯
"I've got some jewels to sell ya"
I visited and went to a taping of David letterman. He came out and admitted he was drunk and the show was going to suck. That he he no idea who the people he had to talk to were and he shouldn't be working because it was labor day. One of the best vacation days of all time
Trey Gibson no way
@@Bobbabobba504 Bo way to what it being a good day or what he said?
When
What was the year
29:40 the funniest most brutal line ever.
Oh...My...God...
I've listened to his Joaquin Phoenix rant four times today. It has yet to get old.
As a former vegan I completely agree with Tim. It all comes from a place or privilege. All the world problems and people are worried about cows
the first hour and 20 minutes of this podcast might be the best work hes ever done. legend
"Coincidentally, the voiceless want me to advocate for the same things that my agent and marketing person want me to!"
I love this “continue I apologize” episode
Love this podcast, thanks for the uploads!
Tim is main lining 🔥🔥🔥 for 20 minutes straight.
like sam tripoli said, you're going to be the next bill burr
Tim won't become BB. Bill is getting fulfilled in life cause he's got his sassy wife + kid. Tim's only got his haute cuisine and diabetes.
@@merfymac I can see Tim adopting a young boy at some point
@@blazedandconfused477 Won't work. Doesn't work! You can't stay young. What's worse, you can't stay angry either...
It's not a winning hand, no matter how many boys with bright adoring eyes try to stand between you and the void.
@@merfymac Might work. Not having a bitch wife can't hurt.
@Django Fett it really is an awful podcast
Hands down the funniest podcast I’ve ever seen, this was amazing
BEST EPISODE YET. I'm so happy to witness history
His bit on people who watch puppet shows is all the way spot on. I know a dude who LOVES Jeff Dunham…he’s a 44 year old dude who legit acts like a 10 year old. He named his dog after one of dunhams puppets.
1:08:11 "they're cooking up you're death in a lab somewhere and you're watching the puppets"
It's 6 months later and there are no waffles, sundays, or puppet shows anymore.
I’ve listened to this twice. So good. Love you!
this might be the best episode
“How many states do they want trump to win” lmaooooo
hahahaha best comment
Obviously Tim is warning off predators with this change of shirt colour.
I have been waiting over a year for these f ing jewels. Im running out of money and can't wait much longer pal
Always great when the post notification from Tim comes up
Ben looking at Tim while he rants is just plain gold🤣🤣
Tim Dillon is both stunning and brave. Yes or yes?
Tim Dillon is like that time when Solomon Grundy stole Joe Rogan's DMT stash.
"youre writing a spy novel." fucking lost so hard
🎼shine bright like a diamond💎 😂😂 I love you Tim Dillon
meanwhile tims ep today was about renting helicopters lmao
Great episode dude
I cannot believe it's been a year. This was such a great podcast
How did Tim go from looking like he works at Best Buy to Target
His shirt is red. Target employees wear red shirts. That's how. Did I answer you're question, idiot?
This is the best rant session I’ve ever seen. Absolutely killed it.
This is an absolutely legendary episode. Just wow.