I was stationed in Vietnam in 1962- I still have a PTSD from that night where headcrabs and zombies invaded our camp. We had to flee into the nearest town and hide in buildings, but the doors were locked. Luckily, Private Barney was there so he headbutted one of them. This is a very accurate mod
The Half Life Mod's Vietnamese restaurant impression is so offensive that Jolly Wangcore's stomach ulcer explodes and he is unable to ask the mod to stop being so fucking racist.
The monster with a cone in it's head that zapped you at the beginning was speaking spanish saying "I can't see anything!" A very accurate portrayal of the Vietnam War
I was gonna say, you could sample that and make a cool rythmic noise/death industrial track out of that. Just add a couple layers of harsh noise. I would unironically listen to it, too. Sounds like it could be a Converter or Skinny Puppy beat.
i’m pretty sure it’s a satirisation of most war games that try to put themselves in a serious setting and then totally misunderstand what actually happened
@@kingsleywarne2985 Let's just remember that there weren't hundreds of thousands of refugees trying to flee South Vietnam and the regime trying to stop them leaving.
"I KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE WOULDNT SHUT UP! WHO CARES, SHE WAS PROBABLY VIET CONG. ITS NOT A WAR CRIME, SHE WAS THE ENEMY." wow, Jolly just getting _right_ into character with this one.
well any war or anything is potentially "not fun". My uncle threw my switch outside because super mario reminded of his work "If you think drowning in shit is funny then you're full of shit" . Good times indeed ^^
A toilet continuously flushing is probably not an issue that needs a professional plumber in my experience. Usually it's just something jammed in the tank drain preventing it from closing all the way. One of my home toilets had the chain keep coming off and getting caught in there regularly; you just have to pop the top off the back, reach in there and pull it out. (Since it's the water that's going to be used in the toilet but hasn't yet, it isn't really dirty or gross, but I still recommend washing your hands after.) Now if a toilet is continuously flushing _and_ overflowing, then you might need a plumber.
Was looking for this comment The obviously intended bad humor, the poorly animated cutscene, the oversized grenade in fact everything reminded me postal 2
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
...I still sometimes catch myself staring off into infinity, recalling the time my squad and I were confronted by a little boy holding a box he was probably told contained a shoeshine kit -but could clearly see it contained a headcrab and two crushing wall traps. The bastards KNEW we would spot the headcrab (it was wriggling its forelegs out of the air holes), and be forced to decide between getting turned into headcrab zombies moments before getting turned into paste by the wall traps... Or kite the little twerp into a gorilla guerilla ambush we spotted a few clicks down the street. We didn't hesitate. The boy was obviously malnourished and rendered with too-few polygons and he could barely manage to pathfind towards us -he even got hung up on some complex terrain for a few minutes, but after some persistent coaxing and save/reload shenanigans we managed to get him moving down the path. None of my crew spotted the noclip plane located along the path adjacent to some harmless looking stones, but by the time I spotted the deadly hazard, it was already too late... The moment the boy started getting caught on the terrain again, he suddenly disappeared from view -this fading screams of "SHOE-SHINE, G.I.?!" was all that could be heard for a few moments before trailing off into silence. Then the godsdamned guerilla gorillas heard one of our crew talking shit about the behavior of another grunt's mother the night before while some Wutang Clan knock-off's promotional CDRW+ blasted in the background. Poor bastard didn't last two seconds, and the rest of my crew didn't fair any better. If I hadn't been preoccupied a couple dozen meters behind with changing my hotkeys for "crouch" and "changeweapon = next," I would have been gibbed along with them... Sometimes, I wonder if I wasn't supposed to be rendered as a pile of meat polygons and blood splatter textures alongside them... Keeps me up at night.
The models and everything are good, but I prefer how the original version of the mod works The original story having a crashed spaceship was perfectly fine for the tone of the game they made, but the Redux modders hated it, removed it, and replaced the Vorts with guys with traffic cones for heads WITHOUT explanation and removed all the puzzles from the game
I have a theory that the dev was going through a Jekyll and Hyde situation. Jekyll wanted to make a serious mod telling a Vietnam War story in the vein of Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now, both very serious and dark stories. But every once in a while Hyde takes over and inserts a bunch of offensive comedy garbage, and Jekyll was powerless to stop him. This is the product of one man's struggles with his inner demon, a demon that wanted to make dumb-ass memes
I remember headcrabs being dropped from the tops of trees, took out almost my entire squad. Private freeman and i barely escaped with our lives that day.
You’re right, I don’t trust the fact you’re British. Now, since you’re clearly not British, I trust your claim that you’re British. Also, this statement is false.
"If this is what Vietnam was like, I can understand why they all came back with PTSD" I've never laughed so hard in my life, and I've never felt so guilty afterwards.
This mod is one of the greatest art pieces in history and to describe how much influence and it has on media and the world. Truly an iconic piece of art.
“It wouldn’t be Vietnam without Zombies.” System Shock 2 is basically “Heart of Darkness... IN SPAAAAAAACE” and it has ass tons of zombies. So I’m okay with this.
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I was stationed in Vietnam in 1962- I still have a PTSD from that night where headcrabs and zombies invaded our camp. We had to flee into the nearest town and hide in buildings, but the doors were locked. Luckily, Private Barney was there so he headbutted one of them. This is a very accurate mod
Wow, such brave! You get Medal Honor to put uniform so da girls come sucky sucky for you.
@Tornike Tvalchrelidze top 10 mysteries that are not solved from 4chan
JERRY tm other than having a PTSD and later on being captured by the Combine and almost turned into a stalker, I am fine
Hey you're and old man from 2009 (account creation)
F.B.I What
“That wasn’t a war crime, she was in the Viet cong... I think” pretty much sums up the Vietnam war
Some guy they did strap bombs to little kids. Though that isn't an excuse.
Really ==
@@AFarmerCalledChicken I'm sure the Marines did that.
@@naturesquad9174 HAH! sure......ok.
@@naturesquad9174 I'm sure you have no fucking clue what your talking about
"If I close my eyes, it's not a War Crime"
-Jolly (2019)
Simpsons DID IT!
*1973
japan would like to know your location
She was with the Vietcong... I think
And other eerily useful quotes that you can take out of context
I'll use this video as a reference material for my history class presentation.
Did u pass?
@@JesseWinford69 7
I need answers
I don't see how Satan's purple shlong can help you for the history class
@Luan Leonardo Please
This mod perfectly captures the situation of the gorilla warfare in the viet-kong.
...I wish those were typos.
Viet *KONG*
Plot twist: *King K. Rool was a beloved U.S. Lieutenant.*
*_D Ø G F O O Ď_*
*_P A L Â C E_*
That actually was a restaurant, and no they did not sell dog meat
(insert random characters that vaguely resemble Vietnamese here)
*NO RESPECT FOR THE VIETNAMESE*
The Half Life Mod's Vietnamese restaurant impression is so offensive that Jolly Wangcore's stomach ulcer explodes and he is unable to ask the mod to stop being so fucking racist.
911 likes... ; )
The monster with a cone in it's head that zapped you at the beginning was speaking spanish saying "I can't see anything!"
A very accurate portrayal of the Vietnam War
P
*NO VEO NADA*
It was also a reskinned vortigaunt :D
@@gameboi2820we we 😊 we
To this very day, _THE TOILET'S STILL FLUSHING._
14:41 That is a sick industrial rhythmic beat.
damnit i was just about to comment about the sick beat, but i guess u win it by the 'industrial' joke
This new Nine Inch Nails album is pretty sick
I was gonna say that!
I was gonna say, you could sample that and make a cool rythmic noise/death industrial track out of that. Just add a couple layers of harsh noise. I would unironically listen to it, too. Sounds like it could be a Converter or Skinny Puppy beat.
“I may have had some slight misconceptions coming into this.”
US government said the same thing about the Vietnam war.
As a Viernamese person, I can say that DØG FOOD́ PALÂCE is a great place to eat
Not even in vietnamese just with random symbols lnao
Hahah thịt chó palace 😆
That helicopter death sounded like a rave beat
69th like *NICE*
It followed a beat yea.
I was thinking the same thing.
I woukd kill to hear a remix of it!
I'm a student of history.
This mod is complete sacrilege and disrespectful to both Americans and Vietnamese.
*And I love it.*
@@traceleman1712 Did you not read the rest of the comment?
...Unless you're offended by the fact that they love it.
disrespectful to the Vietnamese? I think we're getting complimented too much though.
it's satirical I believe or the creators were hilarious retards
i’m pretty sure it’s a satirisation of most war games that try to put themselves in a serious setting and then totally misunderstand what actually happened
The biggest problem was that they put the dau sac *on the fucking D*
“ *that was not a war crime, she was with The Vietcong* “:
The most Iconic excuse for massacres from the US in Vietnam War.
*Vietcong rape millions*
Imperial Japan - "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
@@FelipeJaquez When did the Viet Cong commit mass rapes? I think you're thinking of the US army
@@kingsleywarne2985 Any military (especially military police), really.
@@kingsleywarne2985 Let's just remember that there weren't hundreds of thousands of refugees trying to flee South Vietnam and the regime trying to stop them leaving.
>"the regime trying to stop them"
The VC literally halt their operation for a day to let the refugee evacuated
This really reminds me of my first playthrough in Postal 2.
For a quick moment I though you said “Portal 2”
Now when I reread it, I have terrible flashback...
The fuckin cats had a full 1080P butthole texture
@@TheHelpingPoint-pk5uj jesus
@@Zack_Zander po*tal
“Just so we’re aware, that wasn’t a war crime”
“She was with the Viet Cong”
“I think...”
Pretty accurate summery off the Vietnam War
You had me at 'So I installed a mod'
Looks like you got the *Vietmeme Edition*
Original isn't much better.
@@KHlb_ At the very least it's more serious.
Vietrice
"I KILLED HER BECAUSE SHE WOULDNT SHUT UP! WHO CARES, SHE WAS PROBABLY VIET CONG. ITS NOT A WAR CRIME, SHE WAS THE ENEMY."
wow, Jolly just getting _right_ into character with this one.
And Jolly had his eyes closed. That defense got many notzees free in Nuremberg trials. 100% foolproof.
This is a totally accurate representation of the Vietnam War, you're just one of the troops that dropped acid. :^)
I like how Jolly fell for the "Hey look over there, it's a *insert bizarrely described creature*" trick
The three-headed monkey is actually a direct reference to the Monkey Island series of video games
Fun with the Vietnam war.
That's quite the oxymoron.
For americans at least.
It's Rising Storm 2 all over again.
War never was so much fun
war never was so much fun
@@skdKitsune 2 million dead vs. 50 k
well any war or anything is potentially "not fun".
My uncle threw my switch outside because super mario reminded of his work "If you think drowning in shit is funny then you're full of shit" . Good times indeed ^^
A toilet continuously flushing is probably not an issue that needs a professional plumber in my experience. Usually it's just something jammed in the tank drain preventing it from closing all the way. One of my home toilets had the chain keep coming off and getting caught in there regularly; you just have to pop the top off the back, reach in there and pull it out. (Since it's the water that's going to be used in the toilet but hasn't yet, it isn't really dirty or gross, but I still recommend washing your hands after.)
Now if a toilet is continuously flushing _and_ overflowing, then you might need a plumber.
it should probably be attended to anyway though, because of the wastage of water.
especially if you are on a meter 😁
what
And what about if the toilet is continuously spinning
@@icewater6841 Like, the entire toilet? Then you probably need an exorcist.
Firock Finion Uh it just spontaneously combusted
20:35 - Why do I find your logo wagging his tail with the Half-life closing theme adorable?
because it *is* adorable lol
I drew rule34 of his logo
@@zesty2023 what.
@@zesty2023 post link or you are lying
"what is this? I was expecting the Vietnam war!"
uhhh ur lookin at it
ISHERWOOD75
So this is why they get PTSD...
“If I close my eyes it’s not a war crime!”
*the United States is taking notes*
Man, Call of Duty: Black Ops looks a lot different than it did when I played back at release . . .
This is Black Ops 2, idiot.
It's Black Ops 4.5, yer bellend
Mate, this is actually a secret, but...
*This is definitely Call of Duty: Black Ops Alpha 0.52 version.*
"Every time I close my eyes... I wake up feeling _so guilty..."_
"I can't get it out of my mind..murdering is all I see!"
I don't know why, but this mod reminds me of Postal 2.
The m16 looks same to me
Was looking for this comment
The obviously intended bad humor, the poorly animated cutscene, the oversized grenade in fact everything reminded me postal 2
The gun models look similiar
*I was expecting Fatkins to tell me a story where the Loch Ness Monster asked him for tree fiddy.*
That dying chopper around 14:40 was dropping some sick beats.
"I closed my eyes it wasn't a warcrime" jolly 2019
This is the Hollywood's latest adaptation of the Donkey Kong movie.
Hoàng Nguyên Shit you beat me to it.
ANZAC Trooper Recalls his experiences in Vietnam,in the shortfilm he created.
Ciara 1968 - Colorized, Remastered.
1:29 Spanish
"No veo nada, no. Veo nada"
"He oido algo"
loved the 8-bit version of "I An't No Fortunate Son" at the end
When?
Oh nvm
gsxcced ad best
I can’t believe jolly fell for the oldest trick in the book with suspicious looking dude
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
I didn't know i could kill him, i was just trying to talk to Barney to side with him. I must have murdered about ten thousand people in all of my years of gaming and i never thought of killing the suspicious dude
Sergeant Killmore aka the Cowboy hat guy sounds like Squidward.
...coincidence? I think NOT!
More like Cleveland brown tbh
Good news, Jolly. That supply drop was gonna kill the Vietnamese lady if you hadn't
...I still sometimes catch myself staring off into infinity, recalling the time my squad and I were confronted by a little boy holding a box he was probably told contained a shoeshine kit -but could clearly see it contained a headcrab and two crushing wall traps.
The bastards KNEW we would spot the headcrab (it was wriggling its forelegs out of the air holes), and be forced to decide between getting turned into headcrab zombies moments before getting turned into paste by the wall traps... Or kite the little twerp into a gorilla guerilla ambush we spotted a few clicks down the street.
We didn't hesitate. The boy was obviously malnourished and rendered with too-few polygons and he could barely manage to pathfind towards us -he even got hung up on some complex terrain for a few minutes, but after some persistent coaxing and save/reload shenanigans we managed to get him moving down the path.
None of my crew spotted the noclip plane located along the path adjacent to some harmless looking stones, but by the time I spotted the deadly hazard, it was already too late... The moment the boy started getting caught on the terrain again, he suddenly disappeared from view -this fading screams of "SHOE-SHINE, G.I.?!" was all that could be heard for a few moments before trailing off into silence.
Then the godsdamned guerilla gorillas heard one of our crew talking shit about the behavior of another grunt's mother the night before while some Wutang Clan knock-off's promotional CDRW+ blasted in the background. Poor bastard didn't last two seconds, and the rest of my crew didn't fair any better.
If I hadn't been preoccupied a couple dozen meters behind with changing my hotkeys for "crouch" and "changeweapon = next," I would have been gibbed along with them...
Sometimes, I wonder if I wasn't supposed to be rendered as a pile of meat polygons and blood splatter textures alongside them... Keeps me up at night.
13:01 How harambe actually died.
getting shot in the ass with a shotgun
A game/mod based on Heart of Darkness?
Where have I heard that one before....
OpClass?
This mod is actually waaay older than spec ops the mine.
Spec Ops The Line
You mean Apocalypse Now
Dunno, do you feel like a hero yet?
Club Penguin In The Vietnam War (1955-1975 Colorized)
There is a cartoon about a penguins in the Vietnam War, an anime of all things.
Club Apes in The Vietnam War
(1955-1975 Colorized DLC)
How the penguins of Madagascar obtained the N word pass.
You should try the original Heart of Evil (or Heart of Evil ReMod), they changed a bunch of stuff in Napalm Edition.
0:30 I guess you could call it Gorilla Warfare
*funny joke drum sound effect
Caleb Hagen ba dum tiss
This entire mod is just a cluster fuck of all the "ism" and all the "phobias"
"Closing my eyes, if I close my eyes it's not a war crime."
Vietnam War in a nutshell
American military in a nutshell.
Israeli Defense Force in a nutshell
Soviet Womble and every ArmA/team based game (which may/ may not be subtitle heavy) TH-camr in a nutshell
I also watched the video
Featuring Mega Man 5's Nalpalm Man
when the trees start speaking vietnamesse
when the sky starts speaking fortunate son
I love the transition between missions extracted from freaking Virtua Cop
Excellent work with the subtitles again by the way. Some of those small details had me cracking up several times.
10:10 I love how the author opted for an authentic model of an F-4 Phantom *To use as an air droppable door opener*
that's not even mentioning that the crate it dropped was visibly *tied under it with a rope*
The song at 8:25 is Sub Focus - Follow The Light
Thank you, kind sir!
6:53
Accurate representation of Vietnam.
I just replayed this funnily enough, about a week before you uploaded. I have fond memories of this mod!
“Freeman, your great at getting in and out of sticky situations” *pause*
Female proceeds to walk in and look at you
The models and everything are good, but I prefer how the original version of the mod works
The original story having a crashed spaceship was perfectly fine for the tone of the game they made, but the Redux modders hated it, removed it, and replaced the Vorts with guys with traffic cones for heads WITHOUT explanation and removed all the puzzles from the game
I'm rewatching this and laughed out loud when he read "Barney Dina---Dinosaur?"
12:50 Jolly gets in a shootout with the veit-kong...
I'll show myself out
im glad theres still half life youtubers. Jolly and DeSinc are my favorite channels
Both being Aussie is curious
I have a theory that the dev was going through a Jekyll and Hyde situation.
Jekyll wanted to make a serious mod telling a Vietnam War story in the vein of Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now, both very serious and dark stories.
But every once in a while Hyde takes over and inserts a bunch of offensive comedy garbage, and Jekyll was powerless to stop him.
This is the product of one man's struggles with his inner demon, a demon that wanted to make dumb-ass memes
Ummm i think the joke with the “apes” is
“gorilla warfare” XDDDXDCXXXXDXXDX OMG THE P U N
O @ 13min he finally got it
This video was my introduction to your channel and brother I could not be more sold.
11:06 Mission End music is "Bay Area Theme" from the game Final Fight
I remember headcrabs being dropped from the tops of trees, took out almost my entire squad.
Private freeman and i barely escaped with our lives that day.
*In a sobbing tone*:
"However, the colonel's methods have become an unsound and he is no longer taking orders from us"
LOL that made me laugh.
17:59 Guybrush has changed a lot since the last Monkey Island.
Remember Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island? This is him now, feel old yet?
When the devs heard guerilla warfare and thought "gorilla warfare? sure, can do that"
This mod is honestly fucking hilarious it gives me serious postal vibes and i love it
“What tone is this going for?”
HALF. LIFE. MOD.
That bullsquid replacement was genuinely inventive and horrifying.
Oi. I'm British.
I just realised that now no one will trust the fact that I'm British.
You’re right, I don’t trust the fact you’re British. Now, since you’re clearly not British, I trust your claim that you’re British.
Also, this statement is false.
They clearly sounded American anyway
GUYS HE'S FROM BRITISH!
@@fronatomy6280 He's United Kingdom
You probably fucking lied about that
"NO VEO NADA" -zombie with powers in a war-
"CREO QUE OÍDO ALGO"
This makes me want a "who killed captain Alex" hl mod
When to music starts at 8:30 its a Subfocus - "Follow the light" from the album Subfocus (2009) :)
thank you so much
It's just you, this mod is perfectly in line with what happened in Vietnam, ask any historian!
1:00
Footage of Harambe getting shot.
RIP.
General Fatman: Wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
I laughed hard.
"Monkeys aren't trying to kill you Freeman you're just being paranoid."
I love the original Heart of Evil mod! I come back to it every couple of years and play it. Haven't tried the remake yet tho.
"If this is what Vietnam was like, I can understand why they all came back with PTSD"
I've never laughed so hard in my life, and I've never felt so guilty afterwards.
This mod is one of the greatest art pieces in history and to describe how much influence and it has on media and the world. Truly an iconic piece of art.
"~I can't allow you to continue captain." _Tee hee hee hee hee_
Holy shit my brain just shattered as I realized Barney looks like fucking Fred Flintstone in an Army uniform
"The gun is mightier than the monkey"
Harambe: well no shit
"Its not a war crime if I close my eyes"
11:30 ah yes who could forget the vietzom.
Legends say the toilet is still flushing to this day
the headcrab was reskined to the screaming fish
Saigon..... still only in Saigon
“It wouldn’t be Vietnam without Zombies.”
System Shock 2 is basically “Heart of Darkness... IN SPAAAAAAACE” and it has ass tons of zombies. So I’m okay with this.
Having played this amazing mod before, I was pissing myself laughing the whole way through this video!
17:45 I think he's a good person
18:14 Not anymore
"If I just close my eyes, it's not a war crime"
-Jolly
Great quote there.
Don’t forget Part 2 EVER.
More of this madness please. Please please please....
8:43 It's not hardbass, it's drum&bass!
9:50 seems quite familiar.. *isis theme playing in the background*
*Iraq Flashback*
Finally a historically accurate representation of the vietnam war in a videogame.
4 years.....holy sh1t......it's been 4 years.....
that beat the helicopter made was genuinely cool