Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts? | Gnoggin - Splatoon Theory

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2018
  • In all seriousness, lets look at the science, the anatomy of squids and octopuses, as well as the lore of Splatoon to find out the answer to this curious question. That's right, this may be a silly topic, but its entirely educational.
    Help keep the channel alive!
    Patreon ➤ / gnoggin
    Direct Donate ➤ paypal.me/Lockstin
    Support for Free ➤ goo.gl/j6kuDs 🆓
    Socials:
    Twitter ➤ / lockstin
    Instagram ➤ goo.gl/zmJDxr
    Facebook ➤ tinyurl.com/lmqr4zm
    Discord ➤ / discord
    Additional Credits:
    Editor: Pro Nosidda: / @rroleplayers
    Thumbnail art by @AmkS_krg / amks_krg
    Gnoggin is where gamers and geeks use their heads. Discovering the science behind various aspects of games. Developing one video game theory after another. We focus more on games like Pokemon, Mario, Zelda, (pretty much Nintendo) but we also go through other games from time to time as well! Even comic books and a film theory from time to time. From Minecraft to Halo, lets explore the psychology of many characters, the anatomy of mythical races, and the technology of fantasy worlds. Click that Subscribe and Bell button to get your bi-weekly dose of brain exercise for nerds.
  • เกม

ความคิดเห็น • 8K

  • @boogtoons4630
    @boogtoons4630 ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    The actual canon reason is mind-reading squid crystals that subconsciously wanted to replicate humanity! Love this series.

    • @Rogueocto
      @Rogueocto ปีที่แล้ว

      So marina is the result of some horny guy?

    • @anonymouswhite7957
      @anonymouswhite7957 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Yep that’s basically what i wanted to say but you beat me to it. The mind reading crystal can arrange itself into what the collective wants. Overtime it gave the inkling & octoling sentience and shapeshifting (both from the crystal material properties and the lingering subconscious drive from humanity).
      My head canon is the ink are actually the crystal that envelop the squid/octo form and get manipulated into humanoid form. Also the crystal doesn’t just affect the cephalopods, all the marine life is affected (but the cephalopods inherit that human drive). This can explain why the salmonid have abilities like the cephalopods does. Though i think it’s just a matter of how much percentage of crystal exist and is manipulable by their species.

    • @cyanide_crow7970
      @cyanide_crow7970 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      What were those humans thinking about when they were all dying

    • @Shinyarc
      @Shinyarc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyanide_crow7970 booby

    • @laava32
      @laava32 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@akirapink It encompasses everything, from culture to clothing and food and even physical form

  • @ShadowEclipex
    @ShadowEclipex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    Well if the breasts are cause by the Inksacks then perhaps the reason why the males don't have have breasts is do to the fact that females have organs to bear young that push the inksacs intp the chest.
    So since that the males have no organs to bear young the inksacs have more space inside the body so they don't proturde.

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Matthew Smith The insacs become abs then?

    • @ShadowEclipex
      @ShadowEclipex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Kiraro The Kitsune
      Perhaps if the male worked out I guess?

    • @TheRealMichelozzo
      @TheRealMichelozzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      That makes sense. While both genders would have reproductive organs - it takes two to tango after all - even in our species the real estate in the torso taken up by reproductive bits is significantly smaller in men than women, even not accounting for mammary glands. Mostly because a lot of it is external, but even the internal bits take up almost no room.
      Honestly though, My headcanon/belief of the ink/octolings is more along the lines of them basically being elemental ink to sum it up. Only way to explain the whole squid now/kid now thing and the whole coming back from being blasted into splatter without just writing it off as game mechanics, which honestly it is ;P

    • @bewmotionsk627
      @bewmotionsk627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Your a smart boi

    • @JonathanTash
      @JonathanTash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because long hair is easier to emulate with tentacles, having the inkling be girls made intuitive sense. That's my take.

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I like how in splatoon 3 they explained that human DNA was released into the oceans which made sea creatures rapidly evolve into humanoids

    • @bub3124
      @bub3124 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      who robbed the sperm bank?!

    • @hatrisfan
      @hatrisfan ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not DNA, but liquid crystals that had absorbed human behaviour and nature

    • @Issyisawesome108
      @Issyisawesome108 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hatrisfan so that’s why they had a world war

    • @LtCdrXander
      @LtCdrXander 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hatrisfanCum Crystals

    • @Lou-yf1jo
      @Lou-yf1jo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      splatoon 2 and 3 are not canon

  • @buzzsawenthusiast1756
    @buzzsawenthusiast1756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    I absolutely adore this theory, but please, consider.
    Ink is stored in the balls

    • @izukumidoriya892
      @izukumidoriya892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Futa?

    • @DrSoup._.
      @DrSoup._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      (Softly)
      *Don't.*

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ah yes, female ink in the tits, male ink in the balls, so they can.. nut on their opponents.. yeah

    • @mysticalmadeline4793
      @mysticalmadeline4793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@izukumidoriya892 please leave

    • @iro39
      @iro39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BAHAHAH

  • @N3v3Off
    @N3v3Off 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2357

    So that means, Marina isn't thicc.
    Marina is BUFF?!

    • @ditto-w
      @ditto-w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      What if Marina was *B U F F ?*

    • @NoName-id6zf
      @NoName-id6zf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      All my life is a lie !!!

    • @allenkagami2438
      @allenkagami2438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      N everoff WHY NOT BOTH????

    • @kallyj3008
      @kallyj3008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      N everoff mari-BUFF

    • @lindaramirez8742
      @lindaramirez8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      N everoff ALL HAIL BUFF WIFE

  • @josiahtheawkward6008
    @josiahtheawkward6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    It makes sense now! Female Inkling or Octoling was always the default gender. In advertising, box-art, Smash, and development.

    • @coachcookie_
      @coachcookie_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And that's also why (subjectively) the girls have better designs than the boys -- because the boys were just thrown in, after they focused on the girls!

    • @AcidicSalt
      @AcidicSalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Inkling is better also the default hair design is better in my opinion

  • @faby6515
    @faby6515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    The worst part is that he actually tried to be as serious as posible, AND so do I

  • @thexander9531
    @thexander9531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    Nobody:...
    Not a single living person:...
    Me youtube recommendations at 2:30 AM: WHY DO INKLING AND OCTOLINGS HAVE TITS?????

  • @TheIceLurker
    @TheIceLurker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5016

    Look at this man, going about this all scientifically.
    In reality some Japanese guy just wanted to make cute squid girls.

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      It's always fun to theorize

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yep

    • @Sarcast
      @Sarcast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      -squidward games 2019

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@peytonthedude745 Same here, specially when they move their hips

    • @brian_Austin27
      @brian_Austin27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And thicc octo boys and girls

  • @egg1899
    @egg1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    "Darn Marina, ruining everything." And like that you now (Probably) have about 15 skilled assassins after you.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Marina is an S+ tier waifu.

    • @mostlyjovial6177
      @mostlyjovial6177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@keynanmartinez maybe even an... X* tier waifu.
      Eh? Eh?
      I'll see myself out.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mostlyjovial6177 No don't go out you're right.

    • @yipps1171
      @yipps1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So is Pearl!

    • @yipps1171
      @yipps1171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm one of those trashy kids on the internet who like to vote for the less fortunate Waifu material.

  • @notificationgangmember9339
    @notificationgangmember9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Lockstin; "Octopi...octopods? Octopodes...?"
    Matpatt's glasses: * Scientific flash *

  • @dennisgabrielcalapati1387
    @dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Me: *watches this video*
    My mom: why is the FBI here

    • @reekid7541
      @reekid7541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So your house got raided to

    • @brittanynguyen3794
      @brittanynguyen3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Deep breath* So I invited them to play splatoon.

    • @blazkowicz9652
      @blazkowicz9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am thankful that they are not here,l am 14

  • @SGdarkness
    @SGdarkness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "hey billy check out the ink pumps on that one!"

    • @YoshionoKimochi
      @YoshionoKimochi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      David Morrone its female dominant soo the women would be cat calling the men...

    • @harrypotamus4968
      @harrypotamus4968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      It doesn't matter who's the dominant sex, anyone can "catcall" anyone.

    • @styxy2657
      @styxy2657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Look at that squid donger" is all I can imagine for male cat calling

    • @slendergaming8171
      @slendergaming8171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "one's bigger than the other"

    • @helloturkey1143
      @helloturkey1143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Shawn Kangiser
      Nope. Dominant doesn't necessarily mean higher sex drive.
      Just look at spiders. Even though the males are tiny in comparison to females they are stil lthe ones who try to initiate sex with the female.

  • @raishen1516
    @raishen1516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2679

    Wait... So if an inkling has bigger breasts they are better in combat?

    • @dakotadawn5789
      @dakotadawn5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Yep

    • @raishen1516
      @raishen1516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      Feels bad for flat squidlings and octolings

    • @deiji_hime
      @deiji_hime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@raishen1516 If that really was true, I think it'd balance out. Having big breasts is most likely a hindrance when running and just agility in general where as when you're flat you can do so with ease. So big = more power, less agility and flat is the opposite, maybe?

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@deiji_hime and more hp , maybe a tank (maybe similar to tf2 heavy) or sniper (as the chould shot it very far) ,
      i heard somewhere that big breasts give the ilusion of a wider woman soo... works
      whould like too see in a game something like this , where like a if a woman happens to be a tank class she whould have a big chest . and a agile class whould be flat chested .

    • @anduro7448
      @anduro7448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@deiji_hime and the flat chested ones , something like a shotgun or a assult , more molbility

  • @andrewrobotbuilder
    @andrewrobotbuilder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Scientists: It's an anomaly!
    Historians: It's a ranking!
    Perverts: It's art!
    Edit: Taxonomists, not historians

    • @cringecoininvestor6903
      @cringecoininvestor6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me: it's a *Z I P P E R*

    • @jennytulls6369
      @jennytulls6369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The FBI: "It's a crime"

    • @whaleping
      @whaleping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Intellectual: We’ve never seen what an old inkling looks like

    • @jhalilxvii
      @jhalilxvii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I CAN HEAR THE UNZIPPENING OF A THOUSAND PANTS

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Antropologists: confused screaming

  • @theals9605
    @theals9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When I clicked the video all I could see of the title was “why do squidlings and octolings have...” and then I watched the video and I saw the actual title and I was like “oh gosh what have I gotten myself into”

    • @alexsauers3413
      @alexsauers3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same thing here

    • @miakiikazu
      @miakiikazu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      squid
      lings...?

    • @AverageEveFan
      @AverageEveFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same
      I forgot how splatoon comunity was

  • @VMan776
    @VMan776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Just because the designers made them that way. Ooh, I'm so smart! Look at me, tippity-tappity in the comments!

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      V-Man 776 Einstein

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      V-Man 776 this is the part where i say that theory videos are for people who like overthinking things and like learning through games if you don't like them watch other things, yadda yadda yadda, but you know............

    • @ShadowSkyX
      @ShadowSkyX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So kids could tell the difference between boy and girl. It's nothing complicated, or shouldn't be.

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      V-Man 776 I love that lol

    • @the_Klozilla
      @the_Klozilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes albert einstein

  • @losman4107
    @losman4107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    Because if they didn't, they'd be flat, and that will give the Flat Earthers another reason to begin a revolt. And we don't want that. It was a smart move on the designer.

    • @koolmckool7039
      @koolmckool7039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Favorite comment so far.

    • @Anti_herx
      @Anti_herx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That’s the last thing we want from flat earthers

    • @gj_25k10
      @gj_25k10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      wOAh

    • @ninja6245-real
      @ninja6245-real 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Um... why would they use that as an excuse?

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

  • @beartic_ler4164
    @beartic_ler4164 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    fun to see people theorise so much about why squids are so similar to humans when after splatoon 3 was released, we just found out a huge bunch of backstory to the splatoon lore in the logs

    • @Roach4
      @Roach4 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yea but this is a really good theory nonetheless 😊

    • @beartic_ler4164
      @beartic_ler4164 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Roach4 ikr

  • @watermelon4890
    @watermelon4890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Lockstin & Gnoggin: *Shows that female inklings are more dominant*
    Saudi Arabia: *Visible disappointment*

    • @pickledgarf
      @pickledgarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Simp

    • @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440
      @cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pickledgarf lmfaoooooooooo

    • @mimikyulover3411
      @mimikyulover3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pickledgarf
      Person:respect women
      Simpletons:simp! 1!1!!!1

    • @agent8217
      @agent8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (😉) That's just how it works !

    • @winternet6730
      @winternet6730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mimikyulover3411 correction respect wahmen

  • @oledakaajel
    @oledakaajel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    The male octolings' ink sacs are in their afros.

    • @teenageapple3788
      @teenageapple3788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      oledakaajel
      I thought they were in an area that the girls are drawn like magnets 7w7

    • @tacomeme429
      @tacomeme429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      11th limb

    • @Scyclo
      @Scyclo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oledakaajel lel

    • @n_worder
      @n_worder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ink is stored in balls

    • @theinfernocrew6883
      @theinfernocrew6883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oledakaajel As an afro'ed octoling, I can confirm.

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    - reads title -
    Well cuz sales have to be made.

    • @dallama2616
      @dallama2616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But theyre children

    • @mtsmashgamer0759
      @mtsmashgamer0759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaLlama they aren’t

    • @dallama2616
      @dallama2616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mtsmashgamer0759 agent 3, 4, and 8 are children. Agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters and there are no agents 5 - 7

    • @girou3834
      @girou3834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inklings are 18 in splatoon 2 except Agent 3's generation.They are 16

    • @lanemccarty6831
      @lanemccarty6831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      funneh

  • @mevlingo2791
    @mevlingo2791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *_Meanwhile the FBI and Scotland Yard are chasing me_*

    • @decepticonsoundwave297
      @decepticonsoundwave297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scotland Yard isnt in Scotland and it annoys me

    • @miakiikazu
      @miakiikazu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@decepticonsoundwave297 neither is new Scotland yard

  • @SmashBroD
    @SmashBroD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I may still regret having clicked on this video from a standpoint of 'oh-god-what-does-this-say-about-me,' but that answer was really cool - especially because the Japanese naming part *really* suggests that the societal gender dynamics piece was probably an intentional (albeit small) piece of background lore, regardless of its use in answering this question.

  • @alcerdemon9768
    @alcerdemon9768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    *B O N E L E S S S Q U I D S*

  • @paincake420
    @paincake420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Me: I should sleep early today.
    Also me, 4AM: Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts?

    • @stulls
      @stulls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @mastergaming4505
      @mastergaming4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stulls me too

    • @Moon-ve3cz
      @Moon-ve3cz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @mastergaming4505
      @mastergaming4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quinn aesthetic pancake heaven I don’t need sleep i need answers

  • @NapaCat
    @NapaCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You know Marina could've just mimicked a belly button? They do revere humans after all.

  • @darkpaw1522
    @darkpaw1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The world of Splatoon sounds more and more frightening the more I learn.

  • @theomegaghost
    @theomegaghost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    B O N E L E S S I N K L I N G S

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    >family friendly

    • @lumpystilskin5367
      @lumpystilskin5367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wott da??

    • @dr.kujojotaro6066
      @dr.kujojotaro6066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ lets just push that out of the way....

    • @Pythonian7
      @Pythonian7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ ey.... it you....

    • @skepticalfish1658
      @skepticalfish1658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @party rockers in the house tonight just why

    • @CoffeeSuccubus
      @CoffeeSuccubus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FAP TO WOOMY

  • @TCT2023
    @TCT2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Am I one of the few people who clicked this video for innocent reasons?

    • @purplehexaballs
      @purplehexaballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Cartridge Tilter doesn’t sound suspicious at all

    • @TCT2023
      @TCT2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@purplehexaballs No, for real, I clicked because I was genuinely curious to know why. I mean, for logical anatomical reasons, the girls in this game would look weird without breasts.

    • @purplehexaballs
      @purplehexaballs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Cartridge Tilter ok lol I was joking xd

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, I clicked for anatwoomy

    • @awesomespurr3606
      @awesomespurr3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @minisoul01
    @minisoul01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Basically for the purpose of telling boy from girl
    That or R34

    • @andrewsangona9099
      @andrewsangona9099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      R34 all the way

    • @farofa2843
      @farofa2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The designer made them to have breasts because he knew everyone would do rule 34 of them, so he outsmarted everyone

    • @honzikcalimlim
      @honzikcalimlim 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

  • @shanematthews1985
    @shanematthews1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7665

    Pfft we all know the REAL reason.....
    To fuel the Rule 34 train

    • @dkempking4509
      @dkempking4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Cypherous u are sooooooo right

    • @kennethvalentine8901
      @kennethvalentine8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Cypherous Yes I already got my pencil and paper out

    • @sgtwolf7391
      @sgtwolf7391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Cypherous
      Oh my gad.
      That New Nintendo character.
      I MUST!
      DRAW!
      PORN OF IT!

    • @dopeynut
      @dopeynut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I agree with this statement Cypherous

    • @CipherAres
      @CipherAres 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      O

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    Oh so inklings are...
    B ON E L E S S

    • @orangecrust7809
      @orangecrust7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      *t h e f u c k k i n d a p i z z a ?*

    • @vicivicibobici
      @vicivicibobici 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Uh yuh can i get a B O N E L E S S W A I F U

    • @derped0164
      @derped0164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Well if they ain’t got no bones
      They’re boneless

    • @orangecrust7809
      @orangecrust7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Derped 01 *SoN WhAt ScHoOl YoU Go To?*

    • @sassysauron2426
      @sassysauron2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have a system of bladders instead.

  • @THATBLUEBLAZER
    @THATBLUEBLAZER 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    as a person who hold splatoon 3 up as my favorite game ever, i need more splatoon vids discussing the strange anatomical and biological strangeness of these fictional squid people.

  • @jonathanwaas7476
    @jonathanwaas7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The inklings and octolings are 14
    *FBI enters the chat*

    • @justsaying6341
      @justsaying6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zerch Gaming
      *laughs in 16 yo*

    • @mariofox6643
      @mariofox6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marie, Callie, Marina and Pearl are confirmed adults
      Both Callie and Marie are 19 as of Splatoon 2
      Marina is 18
      Pearl is 22
      So FBI can't really do much on them . . .
      Well they might still do Pearl since you wouldn't believe she's an legal adult by appearance.
      Can't defend Inklings though
      Splatoon 2 Inklings are 14 years
      Any Inkling from Splatoon 1 is 16 years old in 2 but that's still not legal age.

    • @legna3407
      @legna3407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Also laughs in 15 year old*

    • @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017
      @theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but we don't know the legal age of consent in inkopolis

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      (😧) And what does it have to do with the subject ? I am starting to get scared ...

  • @mindyauron9137
    @mindyauron9137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3451

    Why is the FBI and Scotland Yard at my door

    • @Lazypackmule
      @Lazypackmule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Because you're Sherlock Bones

    • @sirknightjatv5134
      @sirknightjatv5134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mindy Auron lmao

    • @oogaboogabe3464
      @oogaboogabe3464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mindy Auron keepin the likes @ 69

    • @gaianexv2109
      @gaianexv2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lazypackmule Ha, I get it :D

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They're 16 in Splatoon 2, you should be fine

  • @trendybrendy4483
    @trendybrendy4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    How Game Theory would have titled it: INKLINGS are SHARKS?? Boob Science REVEALED
    Joke aside, I love these little Gnoggin videos with just you at the desk giving a fun and entertaining lecture.

    • @kirara4953
      @kirara4953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brendan Trevethan You enjoy a lecture? Masochist

    • @louisaguila2905
      @louisaguila2905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wouldn't mind Gnoggin becoming a college professor. His lectures will very interesting!

    • @alexanderthomas3187
      @alexanderthomas3187 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brendan Trevethan Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail with a rule 34 image and arrows pointing to her breasts. That's the Game Theory Seal of Quality.

    • @theberrby6836
      @theberrby6836 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brendan Trevethan Me too. ^^

    • @oledakaajel
      @oledakaajel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah GT doesn't do clickbait thumbnails like that anymore. A real shame too.

  • @mattm8489
    @mattm8489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ya mans asking the real questions

  • @bemoomeb6806
    @bemoomeb6806 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably won’t se this, but from the lore of the third game, they were made from some mind reading crystals that read the minds of humanity when they went extinct. The crystals fell into some sea water and made the marine life as human like as possible.

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    ... Did I really just watch a serious scientific theory video about why humanoid squid-like video game characters have human-esque breasts?

    • @PeskyKuriboh
      @PeskyKuriboh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A Person With a Name Yes. Congratulations.

    • @hiddenflare6169
      @hiddenflare6169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      A Person With a Name yes yes you did.

    • @itsvairen334
      @itsvairen334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes

    • @dariusmaye
      @dariusmaye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes and you enjoyed it!

    • @quintoncraig9299
      @quintoncraig9299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, you did.

  • @Brodbrody
    @Brodbrody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Hm, no wonder Marina was assigned into military at-- Oh... that's a bad joke... thats a bad joke from years ago when I was way younger...
    clever... but shocking.

    • @GloomyAnimates
      @GloomyAnimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brodbrody lol oh hey i love your channel!

    • @themochamuffin1887
      @themochamuffin1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg lol

    • @MegaGyarados
      @MegaGyarados 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ah. Good thinking. I knew about her smarts (well, obviously) but I always thought “But being a genius isn’t enough to be fighting for the Octarians.”

    • @Snail_kids
      @Snail_kids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @XiGlove
      @XiGlove 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brodbrody it's 18 and pearl r age 21

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Since this is from 2018 and we didn’t know what we do now, I’m gonna chalk it up to the crystals having something to do with their humanlike appearance. Because that is the case, the first squids who dominated the earth had the crystal puddle as their home until they migrated from the water.

  • @chaingigan7545
    @chaingigan7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That makes the inclusion of the exterior artificial ink tank that’s a part of their equipment make more sense. If they already have ink tanks inside them, having one on the outside make things a bit more even and fair for the males so their natural disadvantage maters less.

  • @gatorade5402
    @gatorade5402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Why is there a woomy with a swat uniform outside my door

  • @Real1Gaming
    @Real1Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    People think the hardest station in the Octo Expansion is the Girl Power Station. COINCIDENCE? I think perhaps.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I just beat that part. What a pain in the Ziga-zig-ah

    • @groudongamer3178
      @groudongamer3178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Real1Gaming I THINK NOT!!!

    • @Banjo-bl9us
      @Banjo-bl9us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I did it with Heavy Splatling and Curling Bombs. I'm not sure if that gold toothpick was worth all the effort but at least it can help me spam Tenta Missiles in ranked.

    • @Silentgrace11
      @Silentgrace11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was difficult as heck when I tried it continuously with my mainstay dualies, but when someone reminded me that the roller is a one hit KO the battle was a breeze .u. Didn't even bother strategizing, just waited at the "spawn points" and plowed them down.

    • @bagodrago
      @bagodrago 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If anyone wants to know, I beat it with Dualies. Things to remember:
      - Try to spawn camp the first few octolings.
      - You can kill Octolings standing on the wall before they spawn. (This works for the first few phases.)
      -If in later phases the orb is damaged, remember you can regenerate its health by shooting it.
      -Specials are your friends. Specifically Splashdown and Ink Armor.
      -Listen to Cuttlefish, use the weapon you're most comfortable with. It'll be harder if you don't.

  • @danksinatraa7081
    @danksinatraa7081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:13 those hand motions are a little suspicious considering the topic... 🤔

    • @hawkowo3482
      @hawkowo3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really, he's motioning to try to make it as he were explaining.

    • @chocolateeclare2286
      @chocolateeclare2286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Delete this

  • @arizonasucculent8632
    @arizonasucculent8632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Imma just put my theory out here:
    So I'd like to think that inkilings in fact since they had to evolve to be on land they also had to evolve to feed and give birth to their young. Squids lay eggs which are always in the water in a really gelatinous shell, and to top that off when squids lay their eggs they never stay with them. Infact some species straight up die after breeding. So when on land they have to evolve to now care for their young and since they're now "humanoids" or more sentient they have developed more humanity in a way. Leaving a child behind is now frowned upon and since they have to feed and take care of their young, they developed mammary glands to make things easier.
    Idk I like to come up with my own little theories on the game :.)

  • @Deltarii
    @Deltarii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    1950: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future!
    2019:

    • @1dadall37
      @1dadall37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I almost died laughing at this.

    • @cherokee0580
      @cherokee0580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It'S nOt 2018! uGh!

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bitch please, in 2018 Senran Kagura Reflections already allowed you to feel soft anime titties using the HD Rumble.
      2019 will have one hell of an uphill battle to surpass that.

    • @ahhhhhh8493
      @ahhhhhh8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      2018

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Born in the right timeline.

  • @kalenmcnamara8711
    @kalenmcnamara8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Octopuses
    Octopi
    Octopodes
    These are all acceptable^

    • @snowpegasi2340
      @snowpegasi2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kalen McNamara Actually octopi isn't acceptable, that's applying Latin rules to Greek roots, but you still got two out of three.

    • @aimee4424
      @aimee4424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Octopussies

    • @josukehigashikata9667
      @josukehigashikata9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kalen McNamara correctly pronounced ~octopededes~

    • @aimee4424
      @aimee4424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scribbling Intensifies sinful minds think alike

    • @milesgeiger9028
      @milesgeiger9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its octopedese

  • @uchihajunior5648
    @uchihajunior5648 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now that we have splatoon 3, we have an actual in-game explanation:
    SPOILER ALERT!!!
    The inkling evolution was affected by the syntetic crystals humans made to mimic the sky that got spreaded by the rocket accident, they responde to human toughts and got passed to the marine species, making they eventualy evolve i to the land species they are now, so their evolution became directed torward the development of human-like features, including breasts.

  • @rayplaysgamesrpg7233
    @rayplaysgamesrpg7233 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey all. Future TH-cam Lockstin fan here.
    Splatoon 3 review some stuff. Inklings, Octarians, and other cephalopods have gave us the answer for this in the logs. The sea-life has ate special crystals that humans had. This contained human DNA. Sea life evolution practically explains the rest.

    • @minerlex
      @minerlex ปีที่แล้ว

      thats what i was thinking, i also have a question about the fuzzy ooze, how would it turn them into a mammal, if golden eggs play a part in the production of fuzzy ooze, how does that link in to mammals if salmons are fish, and how would transformation from cephalopods to mammals, what we see is just our inkling being coated in fur, afterwards there are no signs of ink visible, this can be up for debate

    • @rayplaysgamesrpg7233
      @rayplaysgamesrpg7233 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@minerlex Okay lemme try to break this down.
      The fuzzy ooze is sci-fi stuff made by [REDACTED] using special crystals that contained human DNA. Don't question it.
      The Golden Eggs play a part in just powering up stuff. You can probably figure out what [REDACTED] is trying to power up. It doesn't have to do with the mammal stuff. If you gonna question how are Octarians just hairy, but Inklings/Octolings a literal fuzzball, my scientific theory is that [REDACTED] gave the Octarians a dosage, while you literally just get bucket loaded engulfed with that stuff, growing hair everywhere. We also know that through Octo Expansion, they don't need ink to stay in that form, but instead they become zombie-like. Sanitized so to speak.

  • @DrgnAnim
    @DrgnAnim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    You know, we could be discussing how commander tar tar designed the challenges specifically for something that can produce ink despite the fact his AI finds inklings and octolings worthless and he did not know who would take over the world after humans/his death, but instead we're talking about this

    • @lordjaraxxus5418
      @lordjaraxxus5418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dumb guess which will be totally non cannon and ties in lore of an entire different franchise that may or maynot be still alive:
      the game is one of the infinite universes that aperture science has for test chambers and needed test chambers for new gels....
      but that would be a ludicrous as half life 3.

    • @catman5136
      @catman5136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The tests were designed to take the best and brightest of the inklings and octolings, that is why

    • @syweb2
      @syweb2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He made the tests after his initial disappointment (hence the four thangs). There wouldn't be challenges otherwise.

    • @goatsfluffy8254
      @goatsfluffy8254 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he just had so much materials that when he became aware of inklings and octolings he just made the tests really fast.

  • @MrBKainX
    @MrBKainX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    Because Nintendo cares about profit

  • @eddieflorio535
    @eddieflorio535 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The most replayed part of this video is when the male inkling loses its shirt. Let that sink in.

  • @woomyhead7650
    @woomyhead7650 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Splatoon 3 finally explains why they're very very human like

  • @spencerhansberry5156
    @spencerhansberry5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Am I the only one that genuinely thought this was interesting?

  • @owenstroud5656
    @owenstroud5656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I'm getting the Luigi's bulge game theory vibe from this.

  • @GlaziolaNacht
    @GlaziolaNacht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is most definitely interesting by my stand point, especially as someone who’s highly interested in Biology and Genetics, though this doesn’t correlate I still find it highly interesting, thank you sir for bringing this knowledge into the light, much appreciated! ❤️

  • @lilylou3848
    @lilylou3848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow! This is really cool, I really like all of your theories, especially the Splatoon theories. You guys are awesome!

  • @woomygameplayinc4957
    @woomygameplayinc4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Hmmm.
    Mom: *checks Watch history*

  • @PrincessAshly
    @PrincessAshly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I think you handled that subject quite well. Fun without being childish the whole time.

    • @splatgetti1333
      @splatgetti1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Icee2222 It's not childish to be pervert and that. No 5 year olds are like that but adults are.

    • @SlashCraftJack
      @SlashCraftJack ปีที่แล้ว

      Convergent evolution

  • @RayTheClown69
    @RayTheClown69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    *FBI Arrives*
    Why do I hear Boss music?

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Wait... Aren't you the boss in sonic games tho?*

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      (☺️) What does FBI means ? Freshest beats inner ?

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agent-ye7pi Oh you're in so much luck that you don't know how the FBI is.

    • @agent-ye7pi
      @agent-ye7pi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cyberOIO (😧) Why ? Are they dangerous ? Do they eat squids with a pinch of salt and lots of spices ? How do I know how to cook squids ? Because I eat squids myself ... Argh well you know what to make someone dangerous in my world they just need to be specist .

    • @cyberOIO
      @cyberOIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agent-ye7pi No,
      ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ.

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wait so if female inklings have breasts does that mean male inklings would follow logic and have a...
    *_RULE 34 TRAIN COMING THOUGH!_*

    • @moojuice5633
      @moojuice5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They already do........ I know I'm late

    • @casualwoomy
      @casualwoomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm

    • @lewis9s
      @lewis9s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _I’m now officially dead inside_

    • @casualwoomy
      @casualwoomy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good

    • @justsaying6341
      @justsaying6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Casual Woomy
      Damn

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Maybe, due to the females giving birth, their muscles are on top of the ink sack to make way for the womb, while males have room under the ink sacks to have the muscles there? After all, the strength, athleticism, ink storage etc. is exactly the same for males and females.

    • @pokeaust7800
      @pokeaust7800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      epiccarrot88 That would make sense, so the ink sac could be spread around the torso for males while it’s exclusively in the chest for females

    • @DanielPereira-ey9nt
      @DanielPereira-ey9nt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That ,akes sense

    • @dial9119
      @dial9119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      wait it does? man, I need to up on my squiddy knowledge of woomy

  • @Viantastic
    @Viantastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I’m okay with this

    • @octilingboy7778
      @octilingboy7778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Viantastic wtf what about brigget don't you need took after her

    • @sagehanson190
      @sagehanson190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      vian what are you doing here and why has nobody noticed you.

    • @korulet7901
      @korulet7901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Viantastic oh no.......
      Well bye 😑🔫

    • @bennyibarra9417
      @bennyibarra9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too (I need help) #teammarina #peaplearemeantomarina

    • @bennyibarra9417
      @bennyibarra9417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Java Juice all of us that includes you (I think... Don't know)

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So out you saying that Pearl could benchpress me?

  • @MoRiSeR_
    @MoRiSeR_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have understood why Big Man exists instead of a male inkling or octoling idol.

  • @YuBeace
    @YuBeace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    I love this theory a lot, but considering they also evolved from laying eggs to giving life-birth, they're probably just actual breasts. (UPDATE: NAH, READ FURTHER)
    *Update:* I have learned more about biology and evolution at this point. And live-birth and breastfeeding may have both evolved for mammals, they are not inherently connected. The breastfeeding part happened because at some point we evolved a different jaw, and as such different methods of growing teeth. At birth, we needed a new way of getting nutrients while our teeth hadn’t finished coming through our gums yet, enter MILK.
    Looking at inkling and octoling teeth, they seem to have distinctly different dentures than mammals do, so I don’t actually think they breastfeed. (In fact, they may not even be teeth, they might be beaks. Y’know, proper celaphopod beaks.)
    Perhaps they are indeed merely cosmetic, because inklings and octolings evolved to look more like humans. So they could’ve just taken on the appearance of breasts without actual functional glands.

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But again, they aren't mammals

    • @dannieyebagsz
      @dannieyebagsz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@itsPlasma06 yeah but maybe they work similarily. Providing some form of nutritious material for babies of the species. The only examples shown for nipple less inklings in this video were male, and knowing the weird biology behind inklings, they mightve evolved so males just dont have nipples anymore and only women desvolt them. Or, crazy theory, maybe both genders have a peak mating or reproduction/parenting age, near which they start forming nipples specifically for those purposes

    • @AverageEveFan
      @AverageEveFan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hi pearl aslo
      WHAT THE FAAAACK

    • @Wahmageddon
      @Wahmageddon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itsPlasma06 Evolution can do some wacky things.
      It can give a reptile mammal-like traits.
      And a mammal reptile-like traits.
      For example: The Platypus. Which lay eggs.

    • @megakirby2131
      @megakirby2131 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @SoulEssence
    @SoulEssence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    If you want to win a Splatfest, side with Pearl
    In mostly every experience I've had with splatfests, marina wins popular vote, but Pearl wins both battle wins

    • @whitedarkness5508
      @whitedarkness5508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But I actually try to win it cause of the team I choose and yet I lost cause of o.o players ruining the fun in splatfest and in rank battlecafter rank X was announced

    • @raresweatymannypardospotte3111
      @raresweatymannypardospotte3111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You tired of this yet? R I G G E D

    • @lamegamertime
      @lamegamertime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But that's stupid... if you only play to win for the character, or just to win, then what's the point of having splatfest themes? It defeats the whole point, you could just go play regular turf war instead and there'd be no difference.

    • @SoulEssence
      @SoulEssence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nate Wilson I agree, but that's not exactly what I meant. Of course, put all your effort into helping your team win the splatfest. It's just that the numbers seem to lean towards Pearl more often than Marina, so I was just pointing it out :D

    • @julielittler2672
      @julielittler2672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very true, though it didn't work out in retro vs. modern... I wonder how trick vs. treat will turn out this afternoon🤔

  • @dennisgabrielcalapati1387
    @dennisgabrielcalapati1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    And we have reached the ULTRA DEEP surface of you tube

    • @Sickmmaner
      @Sickmmaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really.
      It's when you see camcorder videos of cults.

  • @Maimgocouncil
    @Maimgocouncil ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since inklings can’t live in water the eggs would ever have to be in some kind of container full of ink, an egg similar to birds, or like with some sharks the eggs would stay within the mother to hatch then be released. Some sharks have belly buttons so the breast could be muscles. Pigeons also make milk like substance from their throat for their babies if they can not find food so breast aren’t the only option for how animals can create food for offspring. So the breast being muscles seems like a pretty reasonable theory to me.

  • @casualcyberguy1314
    @casualcyberguy1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    THAT PUN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO

    • @kirb3963
      @kirb3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      the dark nerd FREAKING AMAZING

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it

    • @Lonk742
      @Lonk742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s amazing

    • @casualcyberguy1314
      @casualcyberguy1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Devin Asher
      Antawoomy
      Woomy is what a inkling is most known for saying thanks to GG gabriel gaming

    • @kariel5399
      @kariel5399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain didn't notice it the first time

  • @octomine5462
    @octomine5462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    How long did you stared at Marina to get this idea for a video?

  • @Galarticuno
    @Galarticuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It could also be that the theory how the inklings based their bodies around humans, then the Octolings matched the Inklings to mimic a more week performing body for combat
    They could also attract a mate

  • @DigiMax1337
    @DigiMax1337 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    New solution thanks to Splatoon 3 lore drop kinda spoilers ahead
    In 3 it is revealed the reason marine life came to the surface is due to being infused with crystals that humans had that read their minds and then reflected their desires, which is why the sky of Alterna looks like the sky. When sea creatures absorbed these crystals the desires of humans were also absorbed and because the humans of Alterna desired to see the surface as the thing they wanted most it got reflected into sea life to note this affect squid and octopus the most as seen by the fact they were the first two sea creatures to evolve to land, probably due to the fact the crystals were made from squid and octopus which stands to reason other human desire is also in there just less than loving the surface, which is why they became more and more human like in appearance and behaviour. also the reason why Octarins are so obsessed with taking back the surface. This next part is a bit out there but it could still apply, the reason why breasts is because humanity loves tits.

  • @WhiskeyBougard
    @WhiskeyBougard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    I never thought I'd watch a video which is in a nutshell, "Why do women have breasts?"

    • @AztecAddons
      @AztecAddons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R/what

    • @Kvnproduction942
      @Kvnproduction942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn ur a sexy walrus

    • @M12GProductions
      @M12GProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men have breasts, too.

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Children have breasts technically
      *hears distant police sirens*

    • @lizzzrd5412
      @lizzzrd5412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do SQUID women have breasts I’ll have you know

  • @Alien--Bunny
    @Alien--Bunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    So about the male inkling not having nipples... if you look at any Japanese media like video games or anime, Free! (Iwatobi Swim Club) is a great example of this, male nipples tend to be missing. So I'm not sure about a shirtless inkling being reliable there. Otherwise, great video! :D

    • @HALOASSASSIN24
      @HALOASSASSIN24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @gucci fam nipples would just be a 2d texture on the chatacter model. It's worth noting that if inkings were never intended to appear topless then they probably wouldn't bother with adding nipples to the texture map, as it would be a pointless detail.

    • @pacey_808
      @pacey_808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @gucci fam no, you're all wrong, obviously the characters are also highly evolved human-LIKE, species like the inklings. Nobody does things to save time on development, everything is calculated for niche fanbases that make theories on everything imagine imaginable

    • @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
      @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I guess that that means that they shoot ink out of their boobs... Huh.
      AND AS DO BOYS

    • @breakeranimation4146
      @breakeranimation4146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q That would make for an interesting Art Piece where the inkling/Octoling Boys just go full on Franky from One Piece and have Nipple Lazars.

  • @LYNN3Y_
    @LYNN3Y_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Maybe the Inklings are a different evolved species of the squid with human anatomy. I agree with your theory! It has logic and reason to exist!

  • @webz.toonztoon3628
    @webz.toonztoon3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Friend: “what are you watching??”
    Me: *“just a guy explaining about breasts”*
    Friend:
    ....
    *._.*
    *WHY* ....

  • @Disvoidal
    @Disvoidal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    3:15 Lockstin your hands are giving your thoughts away

  • @roastedpotato05
    @roastedpotato05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    because we need dem splatitties

  • @AlanNri20
    @AlanNri20 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need an updated video about this, with all the lore coming from Splatoon 3/Alterna Logs

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well because of Splatoon 3 now we know that their evolution is basically influenced by the memories of humans

  • @Wow-zf6fh
    @Wow-zf6fh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Okay... Let's just disregard the fact that they can turn a puddle of ink into a *swimming pool.*

    • @facefisted
      @facefisted 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel Robb do they destroy the floor of something?

    • @wonktea
      @wonktea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CakeCat they can

  • @mokeymokey1035
    @mokeymokey1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The return of the running joke

    • @dljb1894
      @dljb1894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mokey Mokey king

    • @kaitheking0x116
      @kaitheking0x116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Says the yugioh monster who’s monster is nothing more than a runny gag in the yugioh community

    • @mokeymokey1035
      @mokeymokey1035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KnightWolf 0X
      Ow, my pride.

    • @richardwilliams6676
      @richardwilliams6676 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mokey Mokey How'd you get away from Little Belowski anyway?

  • @madcinder257
    @madcinder257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is really good and I spent half an hour looking for it because I thought it was a Game Theory video. You know, one of the ones that actually deals with science? I guess I shouldn't have been surprised it was this channel though. Probably the only other game/science channel I bother to watch.

  • @sacrificeforthetre2417
    @sacrificeforthetre2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    When did my life get to the point where I decided to watch 12 minutes of someone explaining why inklings have breasts

  • @yh132
    @yh132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Mom It’s not what it looks like

    • @poof346
      @poof346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s for research I swear

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's for art reasons...

    • @peterheid4433
      @peterheid4433 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Its_me_NicoBros
    @Its_me_NicoBros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    Response to the title: Hentai

    • @coolkid2531
      @coolkid2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Next theory "Why does porn of splatoon exist?"

    • @Wow-ds8eq
      @Wow-ds8eq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment has 69 likes

    • @coolkid2531
      @coolkid2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Wow-ds8eq had rip

    • @gridthexenomorph3658
      @gridthexenomorph3658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wow-ds8eq now 98

    • @Wow-ds8eq
      @Wow-ds8eq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King eel dammit

  • @e-811
    @e-811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a very interesting theory! I also have questions about how inklings and octolings can go through grates while having some kind of structure enabling them to stand and run...
    Splatoon and biology, my two favorite things 🦑

  • @thatgreyhat2208
    @thatgreyhat2208 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's funny how this entire video is mostly irrelevant because of the new lore given in the Splatoon 3 story mode lol

  • @Haybalesnail
    @Haybalesnail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I sighed when I saw this but clicked anyway XD

    • @trollmootplayer2716
      @trollmootplayer2716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holographic Space same. 😔

    • @Shierajackylnsword
      @Shierajackylnsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

    • @agentepolaris4914
      @agentepolaris4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why sigh?

    • @Shierajackylnsword
      @Shierajackylnsword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The title

    • @lpflowrider8619
      @lpflowrider8619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Picture this:
      Lockstin talks about why Octopeople have breasts. And for a trivial topic like that he put a considerable amount of time into research and scripting. And also it winds up being interesting despite the clickbaity nature. Bonus points for being open to debunking his theories.
      Now look at dear Mat Pat over there where he makes stretches and ignores lore and cherrypicks information to push his theory at all costs and on top of that being passive aggressive against even the friendliest attempt to debunk his theories and calls them haters. Bonuspoints for his "criticism shield"-phrase(Im sick of it but you know which sentence I'm talking about) and giving a condescending nudge at "potential haters" (looking at you persona 4 Teddy theory)
      You see the topic and theory is only as good as the execution of the production on this episode.
      So your sighs have a better use in the GT comment section, no offense XD

  • @vuppet5684
    @vuppet5684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Why are the police at my door

    • @ngyes2904
      @ngyes2904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      1. *Are
      2. Why do I see you everywhere

    • @tobiasarevalo9929
      @tobiasarevalo9929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Vsauce Puppet why are unfunny overused jokes on my coment section

    • @LokiScarletWasHere
      @LokiScarletWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ngyes, as much as grammar nazis (especially the British) will claim that "police", despite being a collective noun, should be only treated as plural, it doesn't matter nearly as much to the continent of maple syrup, burgers, and tacos, especially since the two ways you can address a collective can be used to emphasize that they operate as one or as individuals in a group.

    • @macawesomebird3383
      @macawesomebird3383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Because you used incorrect grammar

    • @Dougy
      @Dougy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everywhere

  • @danyaliqbal1429
    @danyaliqbal1429 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, if ONLY you kept that question till Splatoon 3!

  • @theblooper9631
    @theblooper9631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Marina is an octoling, so DOES an inkling give live birth? that could be an octoling only thing.

  • @sharkbite7922
    @sharkbite7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Ok now im questioning that too...

    • @DorkyArt
      @DorkyArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shark bite 792 why do i see u everywhere XD

    • @hjuyne3912
      @hjuyne3912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jordyn Thompson atleast its not justin y.

    • @coolguy-mu4ef
      @coolguy-mu4ef 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jordyn Thompson me too

    • @kusunoki_sushi
      @kusunoki_sushi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Go back to Snorth dude lmao

    • @Scorpio-ey3pw
      @Scorpio-ey3pw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sup snorth fan

  • @SerialDesignation_O
    @SerialDesignation_O 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Watch Splatoon 3 have a boy band doing the news lol

    • @truekurayami
      @truekurayami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Why do I suddenly see four color coordinated sea turtles for that idea?

    • @thepoopfarter290
      @thepoopfarter290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      b o o b s

    • @Darkest_Talon
      @Darkest_Talon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My idea for that is probably 3 pop stars this time and 1 being an octoling

    • @kjsams3683
      @kjsams3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How about.. No Splatoon 3

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes I want that
      Male inkling for the story mode trailer

  • @Cornyone
    @Cornyone 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how this guy took the time out of their day to research this. Imagine the horrors he would have seen while researching this.

  • @awildvaporeon391
    @awildvaporeon391 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope you revisit this due to the new games lore c:
    I love this explanation

    • @doctorwhooves6510
      @doctorwhooves6510 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes two of us. I may have unlocked all the Alterna Logs in Splatoon 3 - even the Secret Log - but I still like to think of this theory as part of the canon.