The REAL Reason Inklings DIE in Water! | Splatoon Theory - Gnoggin

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    I bet you've wondered why the Inklings and Octolings die in water. Well here are a few theories (and the canon reason) that explains it with Splatoon lore, gameplay mechanics, and even some science! This is the science of Splatoon! Why do Inklings die in water? Why do Octolings die in water? Those are the questions!
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  • @Gnoggin
    @Gnoggin  5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    inb4 "You mispronounce Marie"
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    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed you didint credit the person who made the music in the intro...

    • @sumohamsters200
      @sumohamsters200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lokstin your hair has that nice angle you've finally become an anime character how do you feel?

    • @rev3609
      @rev3609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lockstin & Gnoggin, bro that hair smh 🤦‍♂️

    • @nope3361
      @nope3361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I pronounced Marie as Mary in a history competition once and I didn’t get the point for it :(

    • @supahkoopah2919
      @supahkoopah2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mary.

  • @alzar197
    @alzar197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Barber: what can i do for you?
    Lockstin: i need to defeat Frieza
    Barber: say no more

    • @dankhill_
      @dankhill_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Alzar lmao

    • @yanguskhan8513
      @yanguskhan8513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i kept getting distracted by the hair. i had to scroll down to hide the hair so that i could pay attention.

    • @tevonhorvers6257
      @tevonhorvers6257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I thought he asked the barber for the Roxas look, whoops 😂

    • @GamerFromJump
      @GamerFromJump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tevon Horvers - More like a ‘stuck a finger in an electric socket’ look.

    • @davesym
      @davesym 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you getting ready to Cosplay as a PkMn Birdkeeper?

  • @Lil-Dragon
    @Lil-Dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Lockstin must use a ton of gel in that hair.

    • @Gnoggin
      @Gnoggin  5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I take pride in not using any hair products at all, instead I spent years training my hair to do this...
      And now I'm slowly losing it because my thyroid is slowly dying.
      oh well, thats life.

    • @ronmiller782
      @ronmiller782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      "i spent years training my hair" lockstin 2018

    • @leonelhenrriquez9716
      @leonelhenrriquez9716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      while you trained your hair, i studied the blade

    • @ambercarbuncle1440p
      @ambercarbuncle1440p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is there a name for that hairstyle?

    • @llaffer
      @llaffer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      His hair must need better IV's and EV's.

  • @hakimbenmalou5766
    @hakimbenmalou5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    "I thought Ninendo likes science!"
    - Well technically the theory with the inkling's skin being "too thin" as framed by Nintendo is, in fact, science too although much simpler and biologically seen less accurate than your theory of ocean accidification, as I as a biology student at university can confirm.
    The concepts to which Nintendo most likely alludes are two:
    The concept of "osmotic shock" while combining it with their ultra thin membrane makes sense. Take it that inklings e.g. have an extraordinarily high concentration of positive ions in their body, more so than the concentration in the ocean or fresh water. The ions then build a certain pressure to dissipate and equalize the concentration of positive/negative ions on both sides of the membrane. If the osmotic pressure is big enough the membrane can get torn apart with the result of the equation being the inkling bloating and "exploding" in the water similar to a cake inside a vacuum.
    The second scientific term hidden behind the skin being "too thin" is the biological trade-off concept in evolution which basically says that every (pre-)adaption carries a selective dis-/advantage for an individual while on the other hand proving disadvantagious elsewhere. E.g. the giraffe's long neck on the one hand lets it reach nutrients in very high places while being hindering during fluid intake on the other hand. The giraffe-species over time "traded" its ability to drink properly for reaching elusive nutrient sources. Having explained that you can surely figure out which "trade-off" the inklings made during evolution. Capability to breathe with their skin on land by "making" it thinner ,and hence, more efficient for the ability to live in water.

    • @mjproject7072
      @mjproject7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated af

    • @camocamel8217
      @camocamel8217 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tl;dr

    • @Amongusaurus
      @Amongusaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tl;dr version: they prob have thin skin to breathe through skin on land but in turn they cant be in water cuz the ions make enough pressure to destroy their skin *pop*

    • @EyeofKoruption
      @EyeofKoruption ปีที่แล้ว

      They're biology is terrifying and yet very interesting.

    • @briyte7235
      @briyte7235 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES

  • @infant_annihiIator
    @infant_annihiIator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Or maybe they drown,
    And when inklings die, they explode into ink

    • @HoneyBee-Bee
      @HoneyBee-Bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ooooh

    • @littlefox_100
      @littlefox_100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ya boi ye

    • @chloejec6318
      @chloejec6318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought that too

    • @neoanedotheart
      @neoanedotheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah
      Maybe they never learn how to 🏊

    • @goose9343
      @goose9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be but this is more common sense :)

  • @Catsuptard
    @Catsuptard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    actually, in nintendo's splatoon 2 octo expansion interview with Mr. Nogami, the, Nogami said that their skin is so thin because they need to give up their skin thickness in order to have the ability to walk on land. Because their skin is so thin, they can't swim in water.

    • @smceleste
      @smceleste 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did you watch the video

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's just a theory in the video
      The interview will be the "actual lore"

    • @Pikrioling
      @Pikrioling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      In the manga some inklings drown, not inksplode

    • @hypergenickgaming244
      @hypergenickgaming244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Pikrioling Splatoon has a manga?

    • @Pikrioling
      @Pikrioling 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@hypergenickgaming244 Yes

  • @ultrajams9630
    @ultrajams9630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Love that the different squid sisters have different "animations" for talking.

    • @thebrightstartt9294
      @thebrightstartt9294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol ikr. Why does Marie have an actual mouth?

  • @avocados9110
    @avocados9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    Maybe they shower in ink
    *INK SHOWER*

    • @thatoneinklinggirl1875
      @thatoneinklinggirl1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thats An Option For Us But We Can Actually Tollerate A Small Amount Of Water Before We Explode

    • @SplatPaintz
      @SplatPaintz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or fresh milk.

    • @thatoneinklinggirl1875
      @thatoneinklinggirl1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CosmicLunala its not bad game mechanics and the bad translations where done on purpose. ya uncultured twat

    • @thatoneinklinggirl1875
      @thatoneinklinggirl1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CosmicLunala also Japanese is my first language so expect mispellings

    • @ru5tysp3cter
      @ru5tysp3cter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe they have canned ink storms in the bathroom idk

  • @luqxvii
    @luqxvii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    easy answer
    they spray on water repellent before shower

    • @H0nk_M1m1mim1
      @H0nk_M1m1mim1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wait wouldn't the water repellent be water based?

    • @fortnitedestroyer8236
      @fortnitedestroyer8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol that should be a meme

    • @jonathanreyes6373
      @jonathanreyes6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well do you know the water in salmon run it probably went into the water supply and that happened and probably don’t see it but we can tell it kills

    • @rockeater5580
      @rockeater5580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@H0nk_M1m1mim1 they put on water repellent repellent on before putting on water repellent before shower

    • @H0nk_M1m1mim1
      @H0nk_M1m1mim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rockeater5580 Nice

  • @Modtro64
    @Modtro64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    It could also have something to do with Osmosis. Since Inklings and Octolings evolved to live on land and with Nintendo saying "Their skin is too thin". This could point to not only the Oceans being more acidic than normal in this universe, but also to the fact that water likes to be in balance. So when you have an Inkling/Octoling, who may or may not have as much salt in their body, compared to the ocean, which has a TON of salt, There's gonna be some problems, the ocean would be ripping the salt out of their poor bodies, and due to this sudden change in salt levels, might cause them to instantly burst when they hit the water.

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I believe you meant water, not salt. Osmosis is a water-specific term, otherwise it's called diffusion. Regardless, it would do more harm for them to have water dragged out of them (down the cg) than the salt (which wouldn't exit, rather it would enter)

    • @Modtro64
      @Modtro64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You're absolutely right! I got my terms mixed up, my bad! Thank you for correcting me and know where I was coming from, and yes, it would be a horrible to have the water dragged out of them.

    • @Ditidos
      @Ditidos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually just commented that. It makes total sense and I think that the change of concentration in water doesn't need to be changed for that to happen. After all, if they have a skin so thin that it allows osmosis to happen then they have the problem of having water coming out and considering that they probably use liquids for stability in their form rather than hard structures, which would be needed for them to change form properly, the damage would be even worse.

    • @chillstoneblakeblast3172
      @chillstoneblakeblast3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Osmosis does not work like that. Water only moves through osmosis. Salt is the factor of where it moves.

    • @3bay
      @3bay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      _Gotta Have Thicc skin_

  • @Soup_SSB
    @Soup_SSB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    Just saying but, the Splatoon world was once ruled by humans but where wiped out by an ancient flood... Didn't ganondorf in wind waker cause an ancient flood that wiped out almost all humans, and caused many races to evolve?
    *Wtf have i done*

    • @speedyboi1471
      @speedyboi1471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      oh. yes. I like this.

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      So, does this mean that Toon Link is part of an unknown Splatoon species?
      (Insert Mr. Game and Watch noise here.)

    • @penntopaper9305
      @penntopaper9305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@IdeaBox-dk5vj o h m a n

    • @IdeaBox-dk5vj
      @IdeaBox-dk5vj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just don't think about it too hard like I did. You just did, didn't you?

    • @pokemon5life167
      @pokemon5life167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D U K E T O A N T A R T I C A

  • @SillySocial
    @SillySocial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Wonder why inklings keep building so close to water if it kills them

    • @quantumfang2185
      @quantumfang2185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      So they can throw those who impose them into it

    • @fearfulhamster
      @fearfulhamster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Quantum Fang thats funny but this is what i think , because the sea level rose , the land is really small meaning the octarians dont have places to live and the land is surrounded by water

    • @avicdear6529
      @avicdear6529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The jellyfish aren't harmed by it and they seem to rule the world

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Because there's nowhere else to build.
      The Octarians were already pushed under ground so it's not like they can go there anymore.

    • @zachofalltrades9829
      @zachofalltrades9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because the mainland is an apocalyptic wasteland

  • @lightsaber230
    @lightsaber230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Lockstin: makes a super convoluted, super in-depth, scientific hypothesis.
    Nintendo: Their skins too thin.
    Lockstin: Cool cool... cool c... cool cool

    • @Coolhead34
      @Coolhead34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @toes6071
      @toes6071 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It wasn’t very convoluted or in depth and not scientific

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: “I reject your reality, and substitute my own”

  • @yuutheuser
    @yuutheuser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Splatoon 3 soon to have water swimming and it turns out our characters from before just couldn’t swim

    • @hilariousindividuals3746
      @hilariousindividuals3746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then why do they explode when in water lol

    • @dinimami3991
      @dinimami3991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      마리 I think they don’t wanna show how a human like children die that’s why or this comment is not true or just a theory

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then why do they swim in their own ink?

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      L-Y3T because that’s their piss

    • @eeveekyu221
      @eeveekyu221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hilariousindividuals3746 could be drowning

  • @Denuki
    @Denuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Dude your hair is shakin' the whole time xD

    • @randid.c3558
      @randid.c3558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The hair obeys the same laws as anime tiddies

    • @sirjoemega3744
      @sirjoemega3744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jiggle physics

    • @AreesDaOG
      @AreesDaOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      His hair is sh00k

    • @toes6071
      @toes6071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahahah

    • @8bitty192
      @8bitty192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jiggle physics!

  • @GamePlayer0105
    @GamePlayer0105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Water doesn’t seem to affect them in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.

    • @habos
      @habos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Maybe Mario kart isn't cannon but hey what do I know

    • @WakerOfTheCryingRain
      @WakerOfTheCryingRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or in super smash bro’s

    • @Metal6012
      @Metal6012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@WakerOfTheCryingRain actually in smash bros the water damages you slowly but doesn't kill you right away.

    • @skyexpert6149
      @skyexpert6149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      In the manga, they don’t die in water.
      They just can’t swim

    • @WakerOfTheCryingRain
      @WakerOfTheCryingRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sky Expert what about drinking water

  • @unusedchannel12376
    @unusedchannel12376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Him: I can already hear you typing away in the comments
    Me: *calls 911*

  • @rithmas4000
    @rithmas4000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "They have hard bones"
    *BUT INKLINGS DON'T HAVE BONES*

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, they might? maybe not like mammal bones, but a lot of aquatic life have bones made from cartilage so possibly idk lol

    • @MsTerkup
      @MsTerkup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@mikudayoooooo They're squids. Squids have no bones except occasionally a single mantle bone and the beak. The document Lockstin shows as he talks about them having bones, in addition is one of the hidden scrolls in Splatoon 1, which specifically states they have no bones and support their body with liquid-filled bladders.

    • @AstralShot
      @AstralShot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They inklings have bones
      But in squid form they dont

    • @jippy45
      @jippy45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is a year old but in the splatoon 2 singleplayer Marie says "Wow you didn't even break any bones...considering you don't have any" It was something like that but she definitely said inkling have no bones.

  • @lucasfenton6355
    @lucasfenton6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    That diagram of the inkling was showing you that they had no bone's, those dotted lines were to show you where the bones would be if they had bones

  • @MeggomyEggo
    @MeggomyEggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    Your hair is distracting me

    • @nachschreien9289
      @nachschreien9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Meggo my eggo I can't focus on anything but the hair

    • @Damonnanashi
      @Damonnanashi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Its.....so tall

    • @amaikarai5007
      @amaikarai5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It looks like a rooster...

    • @grimhavenz
      @grimhavenz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Me too

    • @junyouhans
      @junyouhans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look like donald trump

  • @somerandomguynamedaether7372
    @somerandomguynamedaether7372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "They seem to struggle in the water" *Solution: THEY CANT SWIM*

  • @tonyhakston536
    @tonyhakston536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Lockstin is slowly becoming an anime protagonist.

    • @Icalasari
      @Icalasari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like how Chadtronic is slowly becoming a cartoon

    • @phantomnite
      @phantomnite 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well a fighting anime protagonist

  • @Viantastic
    @Viantastic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    I drink soda cause I got thicc skin

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SIGH…I know "thicc" is an internet term, but you do know that the word "thick" exists, right? And has existed since before the internet? Please tell me the people who use "thicc" are at least not ALL ignorant to the existence of the real word… V_V

    • @lyoinsertname5802
      @lyoinsertname5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Viantastic how is doing Bridgett? 😂

    • @Ailosnaz
      @Ailosnaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I checked if your the real vain XD and how's Bridgett?

    • @huricane887
      @huricane887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got thin skin that's sorta like an amphibians but not exactly,does this mean i'm a pre-inkling "caveman"?

    • @rivvelmusic
      @rivvelmusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wandergirl108 SIGH...I belive a mistake has been made. Thick was a real life term, yes, but did you know thicc is the real term?

  • @Nekotamer
    @Nekotamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    we tend to forget we are playing a game about kids doing sports.
    the sport has rules, you fall in water, you respawn!

    • @colecube8251
      @colecube8251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you watch the video? He litterally pointed out that during octo expansion, YOU DIE WHEN YOU FALL IN WATER

  • @henryharmon5151
    @henryharmon5151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    lockstin looks like a paintbrush

  • @mannycampos6885
    @mannycampos6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I believe that they CAN be in water but can't swim so they drown just like sonic

    • @sleepyartist5580
      @sleepyartist5580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If they can't swim then why do they have pools? (But then again they don't bother swimming at all when they go in water)

    • @rakha8812
      @rakha8812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      THE POOLS IS FOR THE JELLYFISHES, JELLYFISH IS THE WHOM RULE THE WORLD

    • @aimee4424
      @aimee4424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      1. The pools are shallow
      2. The use pool floaties

    • @esyoyo
      @esyoyo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or maybe their just made out of paint. And radiation is a reason why they look like a hybrid of human and a squid!...

    • @frostythesnowbob607
      @frostythesnowbob607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SO MANY THEORYS

  • @noir_kinnie7872
    @noir_kinnie7872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Also, remeber how Marie says in the single player campaign (s2) "Dont fall in the water, you know us oily inklings do do good in water" I dont know what it might mean, but im leaving it here.
    (I dont remember exactaly what she said, but its along those lines. I belive thus is also from the level with the bucket and rapidly floating platforms)

    • @Cat_Fiend
      @Cat_Fiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *OIL*

    • @jippy45
      @jippy45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yeah I actually just did that level!

  • @RazzBeri1
    @RazzBeri1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    10:15 “that’s far too simple and makes far too much sense.” Well thats what I heard.

    • @weirdgaming996
      @weirdgaming996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn’t say too much sense

  • @Golden_Ocelot
    @Golden_Ocelot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    My theory was that the water pressure plus thin skin membrane equals the ink spilling out of them, that's why drinks don't harm them, not enough pressure to permeate the membrane

    • @blackrose1293
      @blackrose1293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, I know that Splatoon is a post-apocalictic game, soooo maybe the water is simply toxic for them, because of us

    • @inky7993
      @inky7993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Golden Ocelot
      Or the drinks are just ink

    • @HoneyPupcakes
      @HoneyPupcakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do have thin skin as confirmed in an interview, so it's possible (But then again, Off the Hook dialogue tells us otherwise, but it's also translated funky soooo)

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes that would make sense

  • @GatsbyMusic
    @GatsbyMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    What if inklings and octolings can swim it’s just that they have to compress their bodies while doing so? While in the compressed state inklings and Otctolings can’t obtain squid form which could explain why they don’t conmpress mid battle. The reason why the water causes the inklings to explode is because the water infiltrates through the skin of the squid/octo kids causing their insides to expand rapidly till woomy goes boomy and Veemo goes Boom-o.

    • @kitsu6868
      @kitsu6868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      XD "woomy goes boomy, veemo goes boomo"

    • @squidgrill
      @squidgrill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Woomy goes boomy” Pffft haha

    • @jh.arturo
      @jh.arturo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s most likely true

    • @jh.arturo
      @jh.arturo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But what’s with the “squid/octo kids”? They’re 5 feet tall in the game and are adults that look like childish teens. Not kids.

    • @squidgrill
      @squidgrill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      C.Q. Cumber They’re teenagers, since they’re 14-16 (depending on what game you’re talking about)

  • @Michael-yf6bl
    @Michael-yf6bl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just allways thought that none of them knew how to swim and that they explode due to panicking

  • @soonyoungstigerphonecase3929
    @soonyoungstigerphonecase3929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    WhY cAn'T sEa AnImAlS sWiM iN tHe FrIcKiNg WaTeR?

  • @jerri1918
    @jerri1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "If youre watching this video then odds are that youre a splatoon fan"
    watch your words, man
    im watching because im a lockstin fan
    i dont know squat about splatoon

    • @vashlexaeussteeele9736
      @vashlexaeussteeele9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MeeM MaM same

    • @kaiser9598
      @kaiser9598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOW DARE YOU! (I will get hate)

    • @samanthot_
      @samanthot_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't even know how to start the damn game xD

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Play it

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know two splats

  • @Djstudiosgold
    @Djstudiosgold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My theory is that the Inklings and Octolings simply aren't buoyant enough to stay afloat. Without a real skeletal structure they don't really have any muscles, or at least strong enough muscles to be able to stay afloat. They are pretty much entirely ink anyway, and without any bones or strong enough muscles to stay afloat, they drown like they've got cinder blocks strapped to their feet.

  • @poko6397
    @poko6397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Him: *causally talking about his theory*
    His hair: *slide to the left, slide to the right, criss cross, criss cross, cha cha real smooth*

  • @linsanity1587
    @linsanity1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s bc the squid and octopus is from the ocean
    They turned into a inklings and octolings meaning they left their home (the ocean)
    The ocean now hates them so they die every time they touch water

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They left without paying rent

    • @Slushii24
      @Slushii24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrhalfwit972 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TrinityRBG
    @TrinityRBG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    So basically, Inklings and Octolings are Hypertonic?

  • @endernightblade1958
    @endernightblade1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You know, i find it pretty hard to believe that people say they've gone through all the evidence when they fail to a dress the fact that, in S2 Hero Mode, in the section with the long platforms moving back and forth in a pattern, Marie explicitly states that Inklings (and by extension Octolings) have oil-based physiologies, not water-based like Humans or (presumably) Jellies.

    • @arcgx7
      @arcgx7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a Josh? a fake? a personwhoIdon'tknowbecausetheyareaghostwriterwhoishiddenbyLockstinforsomereason?

    • @arcgx7
      @arcgx7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Math oh, okay. I usually don’t read that, so... just curious, anyways

    • @em.the.awful.waffle
      @em.the.awful.waffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yadaman good job, these videos are very well made.

  • @thatpigeonboy
    @thatpigeonboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2 years later this is still so cool! Although I wonder what’s gonna happen in splatoon 3 since there isn’t any ocean that we have seen so far...

  • @SomeNinety._.
    @SomeNinety._. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    By the way: You only revive nearby a respawn pad/checkpoint. This is why pearl and marina scream if you die during the escape sequence.

  • @BeltaneDyne
    @BeltaneDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Couldn't the little "ghost" that comes out when Inklings are splatted be their actual bodies?
    Both humanoid and squid form could be a natural defensive capabililty that eventually evolved into a more complex extension of themselves. They also don't develop a proper humanoid form until their teens, and could be because it's simply more complicated to form and manipulate, or because it's not "natural" to them and are just trying to imitate human culture. You know how reading is not entirely natural to humans, yet it becomes an extremely basic, automatic thing once learned? Kinda like that.
    Both their ink control abilities and the ink itself could be way more complicated than they seem.

    • @larysaserhiyenko3862
      @larysaserhiyenko3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but that wouldn't explain solid colission with things and how they can be in a solid shape when they are made of ink and if you say its a material that shapeshifts like oobleck that's debuked becuz i already tested and thrown a bucket of oobleck 5 feet from the ground and it dropped like water or a very weak slime,it doesn't have any conection from the in game lore of the sunken scrolls,an exaple:in one of the sunken scroll it shows a evolution shart from the squids now and the squid kids from splatoon and in the japanese version of splatoon calie,marie,pearl and marine didn't say anything about that water is lethal,really just in the other version of the game it is mentioned of water being lethal, i think he most likely theorys is that inklings can't stay afloat in water and the splat effect is fust for asthetics or that the most of the water is acidic in the time splatoon happens and in resort maps with pools it's the chloride

    • @BeltaneDyne
      @BeltaneDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I said that ink could be more complicated than just being ink, it can probably enter a solid state which explains their... Well, solidness. And I don't see how it conflicts with non-lethal water either. My point is that the 'ghost' could be the Inkling's real body.

    • @BeltaneDyne
      @BeltaneDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because it's not really a ghost, but their physical bodies... That's what the quotation marks are for.
      Also, I just remembered, when you get splatted in Salmon Run, they appear swimming within the lifesaver, which also supports this idea.

    • @Knight41b
      @Knight41b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is also the possibility that the small squid/Octopus is actually just what happens to them when they shrink do to not having any ink in their bodies. So consider it more a long the lines of how Mario shrinks in his 2D adventures. In this form, they can't swim (very well) and either rely on a re-spawn point or a life preserver (Otherwise they'll die.)

    • @Soup_SSB
      @Soup_SSB 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jose maybe they are just secretly pikmin

  • @cian2168
    @cian2168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "How would you like to join a community of other splatoon fans?"
    Yeah, I love reddit!

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And GameFaqs

  • @dpdm4435
    @dpdm4435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    They just drown in water so you can't leave the map

    • @boybotjr1905
      @boybotjr1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      logic lol

    • @Cubanredneck-
      @Cubanredneck- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DPDM4 but why?? 🤔🤔

    • @Engifarting456
      @Engifarting456 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 🤔🤔

    • @hypergenickgaming244
      @hypergenickgaming244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The science short version is that their body can't handle deep body's of water because of the pressure but the water/other drinks are liquids but are not full of pressure because the cans are small so they can drink and in the manga some inklings actually drown not dissolve because of unknown reasons

  • @christophermichelle7943
    @christophermichelle7943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought it would be because of their 'high pressure' ink sacks and lack of bones meaning that the water is too much pressure for the sack to handle. In the clip, the avatar only respawns when their chest touches the water, they are still fine whilst the avatars legs are in the water.

  • @microgosling6862
    @microgosling6862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Inklings and Octolings can't swim in water because the developers didn't feel like programming swimming mechanics into Splatoon.

  • @thecakecraft7724
    @thecakecraft7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Duuuuuude! It's not acidity, it's Water Pressure! Their skin is too thin to handle the pressure of being submerged, but is fine when taking a shower. If it was acidity, wading into a pool waist deep would melt their legs, but as we see at 7:30, it doesn't. But if it was water pressure, their skin would hold in shallow water only giving way when the water pressure gets to the breaking point. It makes sense in the lore, in the game, AND in real world science! It's perfect!

    • @cliftonl.2353
      @cliftonl.2353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you even finish the video?

    • @thecakecraft7724
      @thecakecraft7724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I do not know what you think I have missed. My current theory is that you have somehow missed something from either source.

    • @voxelheart
      @voxelheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Although the moment a somewhat large gust of wind comes around would be enough pressure for them to explode too. The inklings have survived far more pressure than the amount waist-deep water could provide.

    • @pup1030
      @pup1030 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfect explanation!

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He already mentions that this is why water is bad, officially from nintendo. 13:01

  • @jacobgarbers3524
    @jacobgarbers3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thin skin doesn't make sense as to why inklings can tread on dry land bc thin skin dries out way too quickly but I'm just a scrub

  • @kyzorend.tirrem4457
    @kyzorend.tirrem4457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Through my zoological knowledge, thorough observation & logical reasoning, my theory is that the Inklings (including Octoling) evolved with minor psychokinetic abilities, and as such, their shape-shifting bodies are merely an improvement upon the pseudomorph technique (an inky "Substitution-Jutsu" Squids & Octopi use for escape), telekinetically held to form & piloted like an anime mech-suit made of ink, and their true bodies being the little "ghosties", seen flying away when splatted and/or entering a spawn-point...
    And so, I believe their inability to swim in water is only a partial limitation; They aren't allowed to swim in Turf Wars (plus it would be difficult anyway, concentrating PK while trying to fight), and outside of that, they just need to put more focus on their pseudomorph construction and they could make it waterproof/maintain form in water allowing them to swim in water (but only in their humanoid form though, since their squid/octo form is straight-up liquid, it's just no use)...

    • @kyzorend.tirrem4457
      @kyzorend.tirrem4457 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      My "psychic-pseudomorph" theory helps explain a previous Gnoggin video's question "Why do Inklings have breasts?" (It's cos' they want them/to mimic the form of their world's "Ancient-Ones"), and that one official artwork of a young Inkling (still squid-like & looking goopier in a humanoid form, for it has not yet mastered the ability)...

  • @tiedyeeli
    @tiedyeeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Your hairstyle is....interesting

  • @cassandrafiscus9192
    @cassandrafiscus9192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Guess I'm an odd one out, I know nothing about Splatoon except for what I've learned about the game from this channel. I have just watched all of the videos on this channel...

    • @alexandersoudry188
      @alexandersoudry188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Preach It Sister!

    • @Tree_-wp5zn
      @Tree_-wp5zn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cassandra Fiscus me too

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm the same. I'm a fan of Lockstin, not a fan of Nintendo. XD I mean, I like Pokemon as much as the next millennial, and Luigi's Mansion is great, but besides that, I'm not into Nintendo very much. I'm only here for the channel guy and his theories. :)

  • @WrathfulEel
    @WrathfulEel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This also helps explain the inklings in mariokart 8 deluxe beyond just... popular characters

  • @lex3680
    @lex3680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Frogs in saltwater do not die due to salt going into their cells, but its the water leaving the frogs cells. The water follows the solute (which in this case is salt)

    • @hellohaveagoodday
      @hellohaveagoodday 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frogs can't survive in saltwater tho.
      But I think I didn't understand the comment.

    • @tijanamilenkovic3425
      @tijanamilenkovic3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hellohaveagoodday there are no amphibians in the ocean

    • @hellohaveagoodday
      @hellohaveagoodday 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tijanamilenkovic3425 yes. There aren't.

  • @dillpickle8070
    @dillpickle8070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The real reason the inkling die in water: They are all secretly offspring of the witch from Wizard of Oz. But hey, remember, that's just a theory. A game theory!!

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont'cha mean "a comment theory"?

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THANKS FOR READING!

    • @fluffernal
      @fluffernal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THANKS FOR READING!

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fluffernal I love how your username is Shaymin Plays but your profile picture is a Shiny Umbreon with a scarf.

    • @redshadowcat9015
      @redshadowcat9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MATPAT FAN LIKE ME

  • @luke6495
    @luke6495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    HELLO LOCKIST & GNOGGIN! Rocking that hairstyle! 👍🏻

  • @danielwoods8263
    @danielwoods8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'll stay here when you'll respawn" lol such a troll

  • @ThedHomie
    @ThedHomie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait really Coke has a pH of 2.5?
    I didn’t know that

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It literally dissolves rust

  • @mcxopjesh
    @mcxopjesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Curse that dihydrogen monoxide, always killing off everyone.
    EDIT: also thank you all for all the likes! this my most successful comment.

    • @MuneAJ
      @MuneAJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thegalaxy2012 oh my

    • @char5285
      @char5285 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dihydrogen Monoxide can be very harmful

    • @TornaitSuperBird
      @TornaitSuperBird 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joseph Watts to think there are some people made of dihydrogen monoxide... Oh the horror.

    • @Monster_Hunter-rn2dk
      @Monster_Hunter-rn2dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That no joke caused a worldwide terror because the “ common people” didn’t know what that meant

    • @mcxopjesh
      @mcxopjesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Monster_Hunter-rn2dk it's easy to fool the masses if you make something simple sound technical.

  • @johnsmith-bv8ku
    @johnsmith-bv8ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They could be weighed down by there gear (ink tank and wepon) Wich causes them to drown as they are hevyer from it Wich also confirms the octo expansion deaths as agent 8 has an ink tank and wepon. In inkopolis the only time you have your wepon or a wepon is in turfwar/ranked meaning that the remarks about swimming would make sense as the would not have there gear and therefore be weighed down and that would mean they could swim without drowning

    • @em.the.awful.waffle
      @em.the.awful.waffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like this theory. It's so simple.

    • @johnsmith-bv8ku
      @johnsmith-bv8ku 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turf war rules n stuff probably a ton of legal stuff but the rules ban it so the simplest way to enforce it

    • @torterra1826
      @torterra1826 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grammar

    • @LiEnby
      @LiEnby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      agent 8 would frantically throw all her gear off as soon as she fell in the water then .....

  • @agricote
    @agricote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The inklings and octolings haw no bones 🦴🚫🤦‍♂️

  • @siillyq
    @siillyq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Another theory is that they never learned how to swim swim so they drown.

  • @---gb2cy
    @---gb2cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this reminds me of matpats pokemon go theory, and how pretty much ALL of his evidence was proved wrong the DAY it was uploaded

    • @---gb2cy
      @---gb2cy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even his splatoon videos share a similarity to pokemon

  • @PixProductions2
    @PixProductions2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I just think that inklings and Octolings drown because they’re just carrying heavy weapons and equipment, which is why you see them drop their weapons and stuff

    • @amazoncouch7116
      @amazoncouch7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the weapons and clothes float, so they can't be very heavy

    • @shyguy85
      @shyguy85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some random commenter but ink tank

    • @amazoncouch7116
      @amazoncouch7116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shyguy85 the ink tank floats too, regardless of how much ink is in it

  • @sunshynqueensunshine9254
    @sunshynqueensunshine9254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:57 i think i have problems with my ears because he kinda sounded like mickey mouse to me...🙋🏾‍♀️

  • @tokimekii
    @tokimekii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    But in some Off the Hook dialogues, Pearl talks about Tenta-Cola wich is obviously the inkling version of our soda, and at the end you said "not to give them a can of soda" but ok I guess...

    • @JOANIISM
      @JOANIISM 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, in Callie and Marie's dialogue Marie says she needs a cold shower of water. So solution is it's cold water they can only use.

  • @MikeDaddy
    @MikeDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What are you talking about? I replaced my fish’s water with Coca-Cola and he is more relaxed than ever, it’s like he doesn’t even move anymore he is so calm!

    • @MasterBroNetwork
      @MasterBroNetwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike-Daddy He's dead.

    • @MikeDaddy
      @MikeDaddy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MasterBro Network - Gaming Sleeping

    • @speedyboi1471
      @speedyboi1471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in the exact words of pearl in the octo expansion:
      'WOAH YEAH HOLD UP! THIS JUST GOT SERIOUSLY SKETCHY!'

  • @ravenpotter3
    @ravenpotter3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The one question I have about splatoon is:
    WHY THE HECK WOULD ANY SANE SQUID PARENT ALLOW THEIR CHILD TO RISK THEIR LIFE TO PLAY A TURF WAR GAME.... I'm serious.... WHYYYYY?!?!?!?! Do they even care about their squid kid's life?!?!?

    • @LordShonji
      @LordShonji 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ravenpotter it's not like they can break their leg

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Due to the respawn points being invented and, well, being reliable, there is actually minimal risk to the inklings.
      At least no more than sports irl.

    • @aerospherology2001
      @aerospherology2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're probably considered adults at fourteen.

    • @sleepyheadlbp55
      @sleepyheadlbp55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One word
      Respawning. its in lore too.

    • @jacobmattern1905
      @jacobmattern1905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, where are the parents? Do inklings just not care about their young?

  • @ALily-ew9im
    @ALily-ew9im 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had my own theory which was when Earth was flooded, you can imagine that having sky scrapers and power plants along with other modern artifacts couldn't have been good for the ocean. When they go in the ocean specifically it hurts them, but anything on land is filtered and shouldn't hurt them. Ocean water basically burns them from high acidity. When they are half submerged, it's like putting your feet into the hot water at a salon. Think about having you feet in then being fully submerged in it. This brings another point that I don't think Inklings explode, but rather they feel so much pain they don't have energy to swim and sink( Notice I saw sink not drown cause I'm pretty sure they can breathe underwater especially in their squid form)
    Edit: lol Wrote this before watching the video, didn't notice I said almost the exact same thing except for the reason why the ocean is polluted

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shouldn’t they shut down after a while

  • @melancholymistress89
    @melancholymistress89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that dissipating their form is simply a matter of panic. They can't swim, so they start freaking out until they're so stressed that they can't hold their forms.

  • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
    @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:14. Wrong the fastest growing Splatoon community is Splatoon itself

  • @Tang-qi6zw
    @Tang-qi6zw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "The lower it is [PH], the worst it is."
    Since you're referring specifically to acids, that is true, but extreme bases are also very dangerous. Even on the scale you have, it shows lye, which is able to dissolve a human body. Probably, you could use a little more explanation for PH, something like "7 is neutral, and the further from 7 you get, the more hazardous the substance: with low numbers being acids and high numbers being bases". Fun video, though.

    • @windhelmguard5295
      @windhelmguard5295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also acidity doesn't directly convey how dangerous it is at all.
      for example hydrogen flouride is a rather weak acid, effecting the PH value of a solution much less than other acids, yet even minute quantities of hydrogen flouride can kill a human whereas a similar concentration of suflouric acid will be unpleasent, but not a thing you'll die from in most cases.

  • @manymoonsago3909
    @manymoonsago3909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Splatoon Fan base wat-er your thoughts about this?

  • @lucybytheocean6901
    @lucybytheocean6901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Callie and Marie are arguing with themselves.
    They are cuttlefish. Marie says, “Why dont we try it?”
    But she also says “I’ll be here when you respawn.”
    Soo what the hell is going on hete?

  • @maskofthedragon
    @maskofthedragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's cause they've eaten devil fruit

    • @ninjaofliberation
      @ninjaofliberation 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      maskofthedragon Inku Inku No...INKZOOKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

  • @necrosoma
    @necrosoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had always believed in the "hypertonic to water" theory, which plays into the "thin skin" and would allow them to consume water (their organs probably wouldn't have the same problem as the skin). I think the english translations of the idol dialogue is simply to respond to the fan base's jokes and memes, as they have shown before that they listen to our jokes

  • @enaemon0787
    @enaemon0787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    NIntendo officially said that they just lost the ability to be in water when they evolved

  • @kamerad_marzuki3631
    @kamerad_marzuki3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The thumbnail looks familiar...

  • @cake6851
    @cake6851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What do inklings do in the rain? It must be like having an acid shower.

    • @mannycampos6885
      @mannycampos6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rain water is fresh water

    • @cake6851
      @cake6851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Manny Campos They're weak to all water. And besides rain can be acidic too

    • @mannycampos6885
      @mannycampos6885 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cake# I dissagre with being all kind of water

    • @chowder4656
      @chowder4656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, as long as it's not heavy rain, it should be fine, they can take showers, so light rain would be okay, a heavy rain or storm would most likely be considered a natural disaster though

    • @lyoinsertname5802
      @lyoinsertname5802 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Freddy Freaker In a Splatfest conversation Perle said: Do not forget to wash the tentacles after the fighting. What if you do not take a shower but only wash yourself off?

  • @asomelord
    @asomelord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lockstin: "There's this line of dialogue what only appears in the English version... In Japanese it's completely different. Let's look at both sides of the story to figure out what's going on."
    Matpat: "(Satire) In Splatoon there's this really obscure dialogue what if you put it through google translate into 500 different languages it eventually says 'I don't feel so good'... AND THAT'S DEFINITIVE PROOF FOR WHY THE OCTOLINGS ARE SECRETLY THANOS!!! BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!!1!!!1!"

  • @danielbrunt8445
    @danielbrunt8445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Perhaps the internal organs of the inklings and octolings that you mentioned, the ink sac, could be the key. It may be more important to their biology than just storing/making the ink. Their bodies may be made largely of ink which allows them to change forms and may explain why their body might look to be flowing and they become the same colour as the ink they are using. The ink sac might also be key in keeping the bodies together rather than “falling apart” or dissolving in water. If the ink sac were to get wet or be effected by a change in pressure (such as being submerged in water) then the body would not be held together and therefore dissolve. It could also explain why it only kills them after the water reaches a certain level on their body, and the desperation in keeping their body out of water (so they keep the sac above, even if the legs and lower body are in it) as well as the delay of the water reaching the organs before their body dissolves.
    This is more of a rough idea so there is a large chance it doesn’t match the mechanics or lore of the game, and I chose not to try to make it too real-world scientifically accurate to allow for a creative theory since it is a video game after all. Thanks for the interesting video and I hope this was a little thought provoking for an alternative idea.
    Edit: sorry it was longer than I expected

  • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
    @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The English translation is really mean to their partners. They are telling each other to kill them selves by swimming in the water.

  • @Soup_SSB
    @Soup_SSB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Please have cloud ff7 hair next episode

  • @Cheremia
    @Cheremia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They don't have bones tho

  • @jinglejangles6131
    @jinglejangles6131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe because their skin is so thin, they are more affected by the acidic water, and it burns through their skin faster. This would explain why they flail so much, because having your skin disintegrated doesn’t sound like it is very pleasant. Also, maybe the inksac functions as their heart, pumping ink through their body much like our blood, which would explain the explosion of ink when they die. This would also explain why they can drink water, coffee and other beverages, because their throats are durable enough to withstand it. Or maybe just more durable than their skin

  • @randomkidaaa7809
    @randomkidaaa7809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welp I actually had my own theory: that they had three different body forms, solid, semi solid, and ink. These being Kid, in battle kid, and squid/Octopus.The thing with semi solid being a body nearly made of ink, so they could slowly recharge ink, even if not in squid/octopus form. Full body being immune to water, (I thought of this from the snorkeling mask headgear in game)but unable to use ink if no other source is given. The squid/octopus is self explanatory. Why I thought of this theory is of them being, well ink. Ink will dissipate in water, so with being in kid (not in battle kid) form they can as normal, hydrate, shower, go to the pool/ocean, ya know normal kid+water activities. The in battle kid being semi solid, and ink (I thought of this because wouldn’t solid-ink transformation have and middle ground?) being used as a combat form, to have a source of easy weaponry (The Great Turf War) and to recharge ink and such. (Squid/Octopus again, self explanatory.) Honestly there is a lot of holes and such in this theory and I’m writing this at 8:58PM so please don’t yell at me.

  • @kawaiikittychu7561
    @kawaiikittychu7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    hell's happening with your hair, man lol

  • @electinawasike979
    @electinawasike979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've actually never been among the first! Amazing vid as always!

  • @agenthellothere
    @agenthellothere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Last thing you need is a puddle of person on your shoes'
    Made my night lol

  • @moth3852
    @moth3852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:45 I might be dumb or not getting this straight, but during the time when they (Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina) we’re saying quotes to the map, I think Marie or Callie said the sea breeze smells so refreshing or something

  • @rootbeerguy690
    @rootbeerguy690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just saying, regarding the salt theory, Inklings and Octolings couldn't eat salty food in that case, but some of the game's food definitely looks like there's salt in there

    • @LiEnby
      @LiEnby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      eating stuff is probably a bit different to it being absorbed into them

  • @christopherherman366
    @christopherherman366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the most logical explanation is inklings can't withstand a certain amount of water
    so they could like take a shower or drink water but they can't go swimming
    yes I just made this up while watching the video

  • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
    @KingdomKey-ik4xk 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for enlightening me on this! I'm seeing this game in a whole new light now!

  • @mrbigtimegammer
    @mrbigtimegammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your explanation does work!

  • @retrolegend
    @retrolegend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So every Cephaling is actually Red Hot Chilly Peppers from JOJO?

  • @onielortiz11
    @onielortiz11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Its from Canada so it's true*

  • @petermontgomery638
    @petermontgomery638 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:50
    Lockstin :"Moral of the sto--"
    TH-cam: "RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!"

  • @ariwooding6534
    @ariwooding6534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know why Inklings and Octolings want to die in the water, it's because they took one look at Lockstin's hair and thought he was a shark 😂 😂 😂

  • @LamnOfficial
    @LamnOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    your hair reminds me of the future kid from Meet The Robinsons

  • @wildbill7942
    @wildbill7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    the virgin matpat vs the chad gnoggin

    • @Bradon_Ray
      @Bradon_Ray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matpat has a kid ya dummy.

    • @Monojoint
      @Monojoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matpat has a kid

    • @corb5905
      @corb5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Floppio actually has a sense of humor.

  • @aratherbritishdinosaur
    @aratherbritishdinosaur ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the T-shirt future Lockstin!

  • @djarian_alpharadical
    @djarian_alpharadical 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Inklings can survive in and drink cold liquids they die in warm and lukewarm liquids. Also Pearl and Marina have a chance to talk about swimming in one of the stages pools, which is probably why hot tubs were never mentioned.