Builds loom, makes fabric, makes sewing machine, sews pajamas. Takes sand, makes glass, blows glass, makes lightbulb. Puts on top of head, gets idea for next project.
"They gradually mature and gain sweetness; in fact, the fruit may takeas long as nine months to ripen. Once the fruit is mature, it can be left on the tree for a few weeks, but it does not ripen more. So first off, the lemonsmay not be turning yellow because they have not been ripening on the treelong enough."
reminds me of a lunch I once had where a friend told me he had always wanted to learn to do tool smithing. By dinner I had assembled a charcoal forge from an old brake drum and some salvaged cast iron pipe. So, these dinners DO happen in the wild. You just have to have the right friends over for dinner ;-)
@@garl9998 haha he preserved them ;p also what the title says ;p plus he corrects himself everytime he says pickles or pickled in the video;p wich was kinda my joke haha
Uri my friend, I've always loved your content, your sense of humour, your craftsmanship, and your artistry. But I never thought I would find myself in the comments section of what is essentially a woodwork/metalwork channel just to say you have now become my favourite cooking channel on youtube 😉👍
What a magnificent person you are sir. I watch this video from start to end about every 6 months and I’m always intrigued at your skills and beautiful sense of humor. I wish I could afford to go to England and see you in person at the show but can’t afford that. If you every come to an event in the US please let’s us know ahead of time so I can plan a trip. East coast would be better for me. Since I live in Florida. lol
B"H Uri: You are the show by yourself. Too sophisticated. Living with art & following your proper style. May the Everlasting One bless you as much as you bless us with your wisdom and creativity. 👏👏👏 fro Brazil 🇧🇷
Excellent work on everything. Kudos! Good job TH-cam algorithm for recommending this to me. It has metalworking, wood working, lemons, what's not to love!?
A lot better than all the kitchen-shows with their complicated long recipes that also leave out key ingredients - here you know you got everything for sure.
Lets make a model of Tiger I tank! Normal people : *googles how it looks like* Uri Tuchman: *proceeds to build 1:1, fully functional tiger I to use an example for the model*
Kudos for showing how things REALLY go in the workshop. I recognize the yak shaving 100%! On the other hand, I am really grateful that I have a workshop and don't have to go buy that thing I need, I can make it instead!
Note to self: Must install a vice in my kitchen. Then I'll just need a spokeshave for peeling potatoes, a rasp for rind, a plane for making the thinnest potato chips, and with a rough disk on the angle grinder I'll be able to grate nutmeg at record speeds.
I just found this TH-cam channel in my recommendations and it’s amazing! It’s so funny when he says WAIT 😂he has to make everything he needs it’s AWESOME
When life gives you lemons, make a kitchen.
This comment is art
So..if the life give us coconuts, uri make us a beach????
@@jorgeguanche5327 nope, a machete, some ice cube trays, a blender, and a glass/gobblet from which to drink the pina-colada.
finally you did not make a new pan
@@jorgeguanche5327 I'm nobody's beach😅!
“Wait, we don’t have enough lemons”
*plants seed*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Wait we dont have place to plant it”
*MAKES GARDEN*
@@farrelwiguna2440 "wait, we don't have enough time"
Builds time machine
“Wait we don’t have time machine...”
Goes to mines
wait, time doesn't exist
*becomes God*
Great video. It reminded of Carl Sagan's quote: "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe"
Glad I'm not the only one.
Love carl sagan one of my favorite authors. The book contact was amazing
I love his videos on Mario Maker as well
@@Astro-Francois different Carl Sagan
@@FeetChimp I know ;)
I loved every second of this.
Thanks Alex! I'm very inspired by your energy and creativity!
Hey Alex! Love both you guys.
Allright i did expect Alex but didn't at the same time, love you both guys
Alex & Uri you both have a blessing from above!
Alex - Uri collaboration when?
I love how he completes all the side quests along the way of the main quest
Haha, this exactly!
*brushes teeth*
*puts on pajama*
*goes upstairs*
Oh wait, i dont have a bed
*makes bed*
That must be why he made a mattress in one of the next videos! Now it makes sense.
Julia Vanacker oh wait, no wife.
Don’t imagine that process, it’s kind of weird.
@@scotthaddad563
It's quite easy to order it from Aliexpress. Or Russia.
Yes, i am the 420 (nice) like
Builds loom, makes fabric, makes sewing machine, sews pajamas. Takes sand, makes glass, blows glass, makes lightbulb. Puts on top of head, gets idea for next project.
Surprised me you didn't sun dry the salt from sea water.
P.S. how many years after you planted the lemon seeds did it take them to produce a crop?
Hahahhah
"They gradually mature and gain sweetness; in fact, the fruit may takeas long as nine months to ripen. Once the fruit is mature, it can be left on the tree for a few weeks, but it does not ripen more. So first off, the lemonsmay not be turning yellow because they have not been ripening on the treelong enough."
Delete this so he doesn't get any ideas for next time
second glaring omission ;-)
nice
I would both hate and love coming over for dinner
Lolll hey im making dinner come over , when ? In about a week.
“Oh, we need a place to sit... brb, I’m making some chairs”
@@ZeroWasDead should probably make the whole table while you're at it.
reminds me of a lunch I once had where a friend told me he had always wanted to learn to do tool smithing. By dinner I had assembled a charcoal forge from an old brake drum and some salvaged cast iron pipe. So, these dinners DO happen in the wild. You just have to have the right friends over for dinner ;-)
*Eats dinner at 5 Am*
How to Make Preserved Lemons in the Workshop:
Step 1: Make a kitchen.
Step 2 call them pickles once or twice.
He pickled them @@darrellbeets7758
@@darrellbeets7758 That's what he says in the video anyway
@@garl9998 haha he preserved them ;p also what the title says ;p plus he corrects himself everytime he says pickles or pickled in the video;p wich was kinda my joke haha
Exact’ y what I irhought
You're AWESOME! Tomorrow is my 47th birthday, and seeing your videos put a HUGE smile on my face, heart, and soul. Thank you
Have a great birthday my friend!
The dedication! Making a dovetailed box for lemons! Such an underrated channel.
Beautiful work in everything you do, as always.
Lol it was still just a square box tho😂 plus it split at one of the tails
And it leaked😉
I'm suprised he did not make a time machine for the 4 days he had to wait.
Great content. So much work! I had no other choice but to subscribe.
And just like that, Uri’s channel went from a DIY/Crafts channel to a full on lifestyle channel. Top notch
Wow, I never realized just how easy it is to preserve lemons! Thank you!
This is the kind of content I subscribed for
Watches the entire video
Me: Weird flex but ok.
Exactly my thought 😂😂
same
Why do you write '' watches the entire video'' you could just have written: '' weird flex but ok''. Fucking dumb everyone using that format of a meme
@@CarvingMonkeysReus some people actually dont watch the whole video, I didnt
@@Toppler-E Weird flex but ok
Uri my friend, I've always loved your content, your sense of humour, your craftsmanship, and your artistry. But I never thought I would find myself in the comments section of what is essentially a woodwork/metalwork channel just to say you have now become my favourite cooking channel on youtube 😉👍
Me: Is there somewhere I can sit?
Uri: *storms off*
24 Hours later
Uri: Here
Me: That's a nice chair.
I couldn't help noticing you didn't make your frying pan.
Legend mate.
Maybe he did in another vod
He didn't even make a stove, or a kitchen to put his stove in, or a house to put his kitchen in, or a planet to put his house on.
I love how your videos are so quick and simple! Just straight forward stuff that anyone could do! 😄
The question arises if there is also vices in other rooms of the house the bathroom, the bedroom? Who knows? Great work as always.
Yeah, I'd hate to see how long it takes him to have a bath.
For sure, for example, this is how I hang pictures: put a shelf, put a vice on the shelf, clamp picture frame in vice.
@@urituchmanpigeon Glorious!
How could one store toilet paper without a vice
Maybe he also makes his own toilet paper. Paper is made from wood so...
Finally! A short, simple, to the point recipe for preserved lemons.
I didn't know I needed to see this, but the Gods have blessed me with such fine craftiness to witness on this gloomy day.
Im a simple guy i saw *LEMON* In a *VISE* I clicked....
Saw should be see but oke
Same
I’m convinced you are insane, and I love it!
The world could use more of this kind of insane.
I don't know why I have not discovered this channel sooner. Who wouldn't want to watch entertaining craft videos by a dude with a cool accent
How is this channel still underrated?! I don't understand man, keep up the good work!
Nobody:
TH-cam: wanna watch a guy make a kitchen just to preserve lemons?
I like your pfp
Gumbo I like yours too
You are wonderful Uri, stuff like this brightens my day every time I watch it, you deserve more subscribers
What a magnificent person you are sir. I watch this video from start to end about every 6 months and I’m always intrigued at your skills and beautiful sense of humor. I wish I could afford to go to England and see you in person at the show but can’t afford that. If you every come to an event in the US please let’s us know ahead of time so I can plan a trip. East coast would be better for me. Since I live in Florida. lol
I personally love the cooking format videos would love to see this become a series.
B"H
Uri: You are the show by yourself. Too sophisticated. Living with art & following your proper style. May the Everlasting One bless you as much as you bless us with your wisdom and creativity.
👏👏👏 fro Brazil 🇧🇷
"I'm gonna need a cutting board for that. Hold on one second..."
I love you Uri.
Finally, a cooking channel that doesn't skip all the important steps!
Them: I wanna make some preserve lemons
Uri: Do you even know the first thing about traditional Japanese knife making?!
Sadly it is not traditional, as he just cut it out. 0/10 not an accurate enough meme
XYZ Create first comment I’ve read so far that made me laugh out loud. Too funny
So entertaining, inspiring, and soothing all at the same time. What a joy to watch. Thank you for this gift.
I love your style!!! Thank you sir for your sense of humour!😅😅😅😅
Damn! The definitive proof, that you need to have your workbench INSIDE the kitchen - along with all the tools. It‘s the best of both worlds combined.
You're the best Uri, my favorite creator on here right now.
I love that you took all of that lovely time with the dovetails and then just glued the bottom on
uri tuchman the type of guy who makes his own fork before he eats
Underrated as fuck
Not just a fork, a delicious fork!
That box is my favorite. Its like watching a winemaker build his own barrel, it's so amazing
Preserved lemons à la Tuchman are very straightforward compared to apple pie à la Sagan.
If you wish to make an Uri Tuchman video from scratch, you must first invent the universe...!
Very similar to my Grandmas recipe for pork and beans.
Wayne Essar preserved lemons in pork and beans? Interesting, is it in the pot when everything is cooking or put on top afterwards?
This is truly art, you can tell how much love and hard work was put into making this video. Much appretiated!!
You are really funny!! I enjoy your videos always.
I love this video sooo much! I showed it to several Friends. they all enjoyed it too. such a fine humor!
your videos always make me so happy
Excellent work on everything. Kudos! Good job TH-cam algorithm for recommending this to me. It has metalworking, wood working, lemons, what's not to love!?
How to make fried chicken in your workshop .. wait, we need a car first .. so .. :p
"you must first invent the universe" - Sagan
A lot better than all the kitchen-shows with their complicated long recipes that also leave out key ingredients - here you know you got everything for sure.
you really didn't have to flex this hard
but I'm glad you did
The sharpness of your chisel's gets my juices flowing
Lets make a model of Tiger I tank!
Normal people : *googles how it looks like*
Uri Tuchman: *proceeds to build 1:1, fully functional tiger I to use an example for the model*
This has to be the most convoluted cooking show. I love it
I love how this guy always has tangents where he has to build a tool to do the main project.
this is the first video of yours i have seen, I was entranced the whole way through, you blew my mind again and again and again. Bravo
It must take you a week to prepare breakfast mate! Absolutely loved this video.
I love the humor you incorporate into all your videos
Awesome video. Darn and you can cook. Thank you!
Loads of great craftsmanship coupled with loads of laughter. I love your channel!
I'd love to see you make anything bonsai (tools specially) Seems right up your alley lately : )
Cool idea!
@@urituchmanpigeon
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
Kudos for showing how things REALLY go in the workshop. I recognize the yak shaving 100%!
On the other hand, I am really grateful that I have a workshop and don't have to go buy that thing I need, I can make it instead!
Uri's cookbook, page one: "First build your kitchen..."
Genius :)
One of the best channels on TH-cam... Hands down
Me: keep everything as simple as possible, less stress less mess
Also me: this video
WOOOOOOW👍
its not how to make preserved lemons, its how to make anything
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I'm packing my bags and I'm taking:
- Uri Tuchman
--->Bäm solved, got everything i possibly need :)
The sound of sawing and planing feels like ASMR
"don't reinvent the wheel"
He: "okay but I need wheel"
But what a wheel it would be!
This is the BEST cooking show ever!
maaan uriii!! you are soooo funny 😂 i love this video and your content!! keep it up!! much love from Germany
I honestly love the world this man lives in.
I guess the old adage is true: when life gives you lemons, make a cutting board, knife, preservation box, serving platter, fork, and preserved lemons.
i love when craftsmen do funny video like this. amazing video keep it up
Note to self: Must install a vice in my kitchen.
Then I'll just need a spokeshave for peeling potatoes, a rasp for rind, a plane for making the thinnest potato chips, and with a rough disk on the angle grinder I'll be able to grate nutmeg at record speeds.
Best cooking show EVER!!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
"Were also going to need a knife." I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing after that.
This is what u call perfectionism ! Very nice!
Nobody: All of that just to preserved lemon?
Craftsman: Well, that's how we get it done.
Uri Tuchman -- Master of all trades.
All this man needs is just his tools,And he’s ready to live.🤣😭
Im in love with this channel. Its a recipe+woodworking video. Combination of my favs
This is peak comedy
Uri....... You are a true artist... Your passion in everything you do is inspiring, thank you for sharing your amazing skills
I just stumbled upon TH-cam's best kept secret. Now I'm gonna binge.
His skills are incredible along with his personality.
He's amazing.
My man, it is the most funny video i have seen in my life! you are amazingly talented!
Made me smile watching you making the tools to make the lemons you have a amazing talent
Anyone else think that this video was more about making a cutting board,knife, container, and plate than it was about preserving lemons?
I love how u make ur own tools and materials
Drill that potato!!!
This video is seriously underrated and not watched enough. Great video!
Kids: *want to be picked up from school*
Uri: *builds car*
Has no gas, drills a hole + builds a gas station 😂
I love your comedy and craftsmanship.
WE GET IT MAN YOU ARE BETTER THAN US!!!!
stop showing off.....
There are a genius people and we are watching on of them thank you
Uri: Today we are going to study moon rocks, but first ...
Me: Don't tell me you're going to build a spaceship
Uri: Hold my chisel
He needs his chisel tho
Che uomo fantastico, guardo volentieri questi video! Grazie💜
Lemon life hacks
First u have to build a kitchen
The one you already have is not perfect ...😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just found this TH-cam channel in my recommendations and it’s amazing! It’s so funny when he says WAIT 😂he has to make everything he needs it’s AWESOME