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In reality, Count Herbert did not pass the land to his son, but rather to his son-in-law, King Philip's brother, Prince Hugues, who was married to Adela, Herbert's daughter. This created the cadet house of Vermandois. Unfortunately, Eudes, Adela's brother, was disinherited, and that marked the end of the story for that Karling house. It's sad to see, but it does happen to the best of us.
House Vermandois is interesting too. Many MANY Herberts. Like a stupid number (I know people make fun of Loius for there bring a lot of Louis but in history it was super common to name your son after yourself. My step dad's family is basically all Michael's going back to the 13th century, it's wild)
The Carolingian Dynasty was not named after Charlemagne. It was named after his grandfather, Charles Martel (the Hammer), who was an incredibly influential general. He wrestled the Frankish kingdoms from the Merovingians, and put them under the control of his son, Pepin.
Rijeka, your Croatian wife, is such a wonderful character. And she gave you so many babies! That she and Eudes love each other so much. Can't wait for the second episode.
I actually did this one myself recently. Stayed French and catholic throughout the playthrough. Ended up mending the Schism before restoring Rome and then just let it run until 1453
@idontlikerome2744 Before taking the thrones for myself I had Dynasty members leading the HRE and Byzantines. Who had been slowly converting land to French and catholic for about 150 -200years. Ended up controlling about 80% of the map in the end. Funnily enough I took all of Africa and India before actually getting HRE and Byzantines in my realm which I did around 1450. Basically French control of everything in British Isles, Iberia, Africa, Half the middle east and then all of India. HRE was basically Germany, Italy, Scandanavia and Eastward well into Russia. Byzantines had normal territory +Balkans as well as a fair bit of northern middle east. Overall was a very fun playthrough with me facing the endgame for the first time. The toughest part was crusading India facing absolute death stacks of hundreds of Champions. Far beyond the Muslim stacks that peaked at 260 Champions before I wiped them off the map.
Perfect timing I just did this! Its a tough challenge because you start off the weakest in the region by far and all it takes is for a ambitious AI to fabricate a claim
> doesnt want strange beggars to touch > doesnt want strange food to eat > bangs hot cisalpinian sm mommy right away Yes, the realistic autism experience. And I get to say that, since i'm autistic.
There should be an achievement and decision by taking out the Karlings in the 867 start date. I practically conquer Europe or the Steppe. I do it with a Serer custom character every time I play or conquer the Maygars and then move them to Britannia and help the conquer it all.
Step 1 max out your domain and vassal limit as duke. Step 2 dissolution war to destroy France kingdom title. Step 3 join hre. Step 4 become king of Francia Step 5 become the hre emperor
Koifish, do you spy on me and looking for ideas for your future playthroughs in my old CK3 saves? Luckily I have few ideas. Make Haeistin King of Poland and unite all the Slavs. And number two, as Haeistin restore Roman Empire.
Start as Norse in 867, take a Varangian adventure to France, conquer Europe and convert to the local culture. You can Restore the Carolingian Borders in one lifetime and get free primogeniture.
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Koifish no u can't just kill an entire family and then time travel back to revive them
Can we get a round of applause for Koifish fighting his Hasting addiction
Haestein
My man really anglicized the legendary count of Montaigu
It’s time for a relapse.
I think it's just a matter of time until he says I've been sober for 1 day group. Then we all applaud as if it's an accomplishment.
@@ItIsYouAreNotYour🙄
One video he murders all the Karlings. This video he revives them.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
In reality, Count Herbert did not pass the land to his son, but rather to his son-in-law, King Philip's brother, Prince Hugues, who was married to Adela, Herbert's daughter. This created the cadet house of Vermandois. Unfortunately, Eudes, Adela's brother, was disinherited, and that marked the end of the story for that Karling house. It's sad to see, but it does happen to the best of us.
House Vermandois is interesting too. Many MANY Herberts. Like a stupid number (I know people make fun of Loius for there bring a lot of Louis but in history it was super common to name your son after yourself. My step dad's family is basically all Michael's going back to the 13th century, it's wild)
If the Frankish Empire never fell this never would have happened.
The Carolingian Dynasty was not named after Charlemagne. It was named after his grandfather, Charles Martel (the Hammer), who was an incredibly influential general. He wrestled the Frankish kingdoms from the Merovingians, and put them under the control of his son, Pepin.
And most well known for fighting against the andalusians in the battle of Tours
1:22 - Kaiser Heinrich! I‘m KARLING you out!
"God is so old... that he died." Oh Koifish, never change.
I think he says gold
1:45 while this is technically true the Carolingian dynasty was named for how many Charles’ there was not because of Charlemagne
Specifically Charles Martell. Charlemagne's grandpa
27:29 - "I love how the AI can't handle crusades". I'd call this pretty realistic; since all crusades, save for the 1st, failed.
Rijeka, your Croatian wife, is such a wonderful character. And she gave you so many babies! That she and Eudes love each other so much. Can't wait for the second episode.
I actually did this one myself recently. Stayed French and catholic throughout the playthrough. Ended up mending the Schism before restoring Rome and then just let it run until 1453
I wonder how Europe looked like in your timeline
@idontlikerome2744 Before taking the thrones for myself I had Dynasty members leading the HRE and Byzantines. Who had been slowly converting land to French and catholic for about 150 -200years. Ended up controlling about 80% of the map in the end. Funnily enough I took all of Africa and India before actually getting HRE and Byzantines in my realm which I did around 1450. Basically French control of everything in British Isles, Iberia, Africa, Half the middle east and then all of India. HRE was basically Germany, Italy, Scandanavia and Eastward well into Russia. Byzantines had normal territory +Balkans as well as a fair bit of northern middle east. Overall was a very fun playthrough with me facing the endgame for the first time. The toughest part was crusading India facing absolute death stacks of hundreds of Champions. Far beyond the Muslim stacks that peaked at 260 Champions before I wiped them off the map.
I love merging the last of the Karlings with the last of the Wessex line. Oh the fun I've had reforming wonderful empires with this mix.
Perfect timing I just did this! Its a tough challenge because you start off the weakest in the region by far and all it takes is for a ambitious AI to fabricate a claim
Not to sound like a nerd but the Carolingian dynasty was named after Charles Martel, the Majordomo of Francia, not Charlemagne like you said at 1:45
Major dumb
> doesnt want strange beggars to touch
> doesnt want strange food to eat
> bangs hot cisalpinian sm mommy right away
Yes, the realistic autism experience. And I get to say that, since i'm autistic.
If banging hot cisalpian mommies is normal with autism, I might consider getting it 🤔
Dude, bringing your autism into every convo that's unrelated is super cringe.
I always enjoy when Koifish works hard to spread his seed. Such hard work, but damn if he doesn't make it engaging.
15:05 “Disgrace! Disgrace on your family! Disgrace on your talking fish!”
Become a vassal of the HRE and then start a dissolution faction
9:53 The king of england is now king of England 😂😂😂
Great to see that you handle to heal from your Haisteinn addiction!
Despite me not consistently being here commenting and watching your videos my favorite koi boi, I'll always stick around for laughs :)
You have a Hasteinn addiction. I have a Karling addiction.😂
The best part of this whole thing was that there were 28 members at the start and 22 by the end 😂
its a good day when koifish uploads
Am I the only one that misses his old intro?
He shows up and goes yay!
Freaking love you and it dude
There should be an achievement and decision by taking out the Karlings in the 867 start date. I practically conquer Europe or the Steppe. I do it with a Serer custom character every time I play or conquer the Maygars and then move them to Britannia and help the conquer it all.
And then the series never continued. Oh well, on to the next video.
17:15 My sick jjk mind says I need to mark this point
OMG very nice video. I need part 2 :D
“All roads lead to Rome, so I just picked one and walked. Now I’m a pilgrim” 😂
Karlings? More like the KarlWINS
My favourite part was when he said "Less talking, More Karling"
cant wait
Paradox needs to tell us how potential married couples are related. Because at the moment it's just impossible to figure out on our own.
5:50-5:53 That's how I know Koifish is an old school Baldur's Gate fan.
I'm waiting for the second part of Varangian Byzantium
"God is so old that He died" is simply the most Atheist and most Christian phrase at the same time when you think about it.
5:30 I don’t even think that’s blasphemous I feel like that gets an okay from god
French Ruler who is paranoid of bathtubs? Could he have foreseen the Revolution?! Concerned Baguette noises!
Ah yes, the carolingians are known for pepin, not Charles. Mhm.
If I pay koifish 250 think he would do a full conquer Haestein series?
So excitet to see the next part.
outro was hilarious and i do feel 10% happier
Another great one mate!
23:35 But Koifish isn't the wigeriche a part of the Karlings
16:30 No! Not the carpet!
Koifish SERIES LET'S F***ing GOOOOOO!!!!
9:53 hmm yes, he is king indeed🤔
Imagine picking gregarious over diligent smh
The algorithm has been hiding this gem for almost two weeks
There is a son of House Wessex still living in England 1066, to be specific in Mercia. There is a challenge i like to se!
Does this guy ever finish a series in CK3?
I have one of these runs going rn. It's alot of fun.
Looking forward to part 2!!,
Yes more of this!!!
Hell yeah, Koifish!!
Love ur videos koifish
Koifish you have to be my new CK3 youtuber lol
I see at the beginning that you're are the dynasty leader, it is randomly?
You should do a Wessex restoration as Edgar
What did they do with my my boi Philippe’s beard? he looks like a goat
Witcher music in background ❤
After 1600 hours in this game..I JUST realized the brave perk pic isn't a sword on fire, but a lion. Ho my god.
@koifish still waiting for the indian gameplay of becoming the bif india
I just did the same thing yesterday! 😮
27:40 Me,a Bulgarian XDDD
Step 1 max out your domain and vassal limit as duke.
Step 2 dissolution war to destroy France kingdom title.
Step 3 join hre.
Step 4 become king of Francia
Step 5 become the hre emperor
KOIFISH VIDEO!!!
Mom, the very funny guy playing funny map game uploaded again!
Do it as Erik the heathen next time next time
for anyone wondering Karl the great was Charlemagne first ruler of the HRE.
Good stuff.
yes do it!
RELEASE THE SECOND VID ALREADY
These are the best videos… that’s all
Best wishes
koifish, when are you going to finish the other playthroughs, like the chakravarti
havent watched it, but curious how he goes to war
Jarl haesteinn karling there we go
"God is so old that he died"
When you are bedding the woman you just befriended then toy story "you got a friend in me" takes on a new perspective from her point of view.
martincitopants collab when?
PART TWO
this episode is sponsored by the autism squad, aww yea
karl fish
I turned off the stupid self harm events. Got tired of spontaneously combusting into flames or tripping in the bath tub and becoming uncapable .
Wrong, haesting has the strongest dynasty in the 867 start
Matilda !!!!!
Some days I wonder if Koifish is doing these seductions for game reasons or not.
I think his accent was fun
Stefanny Karling
Stefanny Stefanny Karling
Stefanny Karling
Stefanny Stefanny Karling
Guess whats the song💀💀🗿💀💀
what are the mods you using
Koifish, do you spy on me and looking for ideas for your future playthroughs in my old CK3 saves?
Luckily I have few ideas. Make Haeistin King of Poland and unite all the Slavs. And number two, as Haeistin restore Roman Empire.
Common Karling W
No way, you're not playing as a Viking?
Start as Norse in 867, take a Varangian adventure to France, conquer Europe and convert to the local culture. You can Restore the Carolingian Borders in one lifetime and get free primogeniture.
You can only have access to the decision if the HRE exists
Don't give him ideas bro. Let him battle his Haesteinn addiction.
If paradox deem incest ok who are we to argue
HeirBeir
Is matilda alive ???
The dynasty isn’t nearly dead just the house 🤷