I Created the FASTEST RAIDERS in all of Crusader Kings 3
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 พ.ย. 2024
- How fast your armies move on the map in Crusader Kings 3 can be increased by a bunch of different perks, cultural traditions and traits... but what if you combined ALL of them, to create the FASTEST RAIDERS in all of Crusader Kings 3? That's what I'm going to do in this CK3 video!
By combining the most overpowered and broken perks that increase our army speed, while also picking a cultural tradition that boosts our speed while raiding, we're able to increase the SPEED we can move our armies at by an insane, exploit like amount! This makes your raiders absolutely BROKEN! These super charged Vikings will be stealing all the gold in all holdings in no time!
#ck3 #crusaderkings3
please let us out of the basement
No you stay in there
just ransom yourself, lad. 10 gold is enough for you.
Convert to Asatru first clearly.
(Negotiate Release) --> (Force to Convert to Astaruism) --> (Recruit) --> (Imprison)(Strong Hook)
Best editor
Guys I think he might be playing haesteinn in this video
You mean Hasted Things?! (I dunno, im tired and attempting humor)
Don't you mean fastin
Which one?
Hell yeah, thoae are my favourite videos of his!!1!!
koifish got raided by his own child faster than he could react.
bro's child is already raiding like Haestein
Be a French Viking;
Goes to Sardaigne;
Gets shirt naked;
Goes to the desert;
Recruits sand experts;
Makes his own troops raid at the speed of a Shai-Hulud rider;
Steals the Byzantine heir and pillages the Papacy;
Refuses to elaborate.
Haestein, a life.
Witnesses say the raiders all had a strange resemblance to Olympic runners who mysteriously vanished previously.
a bunch of buff naked men running through the desert? I GO TO LIBYA
6:50 A dwarf berserker is actually one of the most fearsome foes because they're at exactly the right height to headbutt you in the nards.
wholesome dad koifish is honestly such a wholesome moment everytime :D
(10:33) Brutal viking raid ends with pint sized Berserker pillaging peasant's flute (not clickbait)
The Haesting Saga is pushing almost 6 years now...
By this point, it’s no longer an addiction; it’s more like a lifestyle.
Can’t believe you didn’t call mini koifish Haestein😆😆😆
That kid should make a youtube channel named Koifishson when he grows up
@@ReaperGr448
Haestin Koifishssen
Your moment with your son is literally the cutest thing and I didn't expect it from watching a ck3 video
I have an idea for video, and it is brilliant: CK3 but EVERY character is Jarl Haesteinn. All. Even landless. Even women. Even children. Idk how to do it in game but it must be done!
He already did, a guy set up a savefile for him where they replaced everything with haesteinn
@@skeefz8790 Wait, really? Where is that video? I must see it!
@@skeefz8790 we need to see this video
@user-zy5po9wv8fI It's called "I created (and destroyed) the haestein multiverse"
The Shire theme hits hard even now my dude haha
Putting the Haest in Jarl Hasteinn
Alternative title: Koifish goes back in time and gives Harley Davison motorcycles to Jarl Haesteinns
Jarley Hæsteinnsons
@jhvankesteren1979 that is great 😂😂
Steppe terrain lets you build the "Horse Herds" line of buildings, which for each level grant +2% army movement speed as well as +2% raiding movement speed. The "Stables" line of building can also be built, which grants +1% army movement speed per level.
For Butr or Norse, you did a very unique run.
Booo! I love the pun.
Haesteinn addiction continues.
21:00 "Let's raid!"
"But my lord the longboats are not ready..."
"Then get into the Ferrari!"
Beautiful flute skills Koifish
5:21 Janet was promoted from working at the gas station to overseeing the company's oil extraction.
23:17 Imagine finishing a siege and seeing an army of raiders 10X your size sprint past you.
Chilling on the Mediterranean coast when a flock of vikings come jogging past in full armour with camels lagging behind 😂
13:31 the illidan reference is *chefs kiss* I subscribed to the right channel
This is pretty off-topic, but I don't think I'll ever get tired of the Mount & Blade Warband music. It's nostalgic, flavorful, and it always makes me crave to go play some Warband mods again.
(Side note: The pause to let your child participate in the video, then the flute playing was the best part of the video!)
The Haestizzler coming for that Ghat.
As a fellow recorder enjoyer, I appreciate the leitmotief.
Koi:
"this one time, at band camp..."
Haestein "The Bear" has conquered the land of Butt, and allied himself with "The Slayer of the Snake".
Jarl H's enemies are said to dislike sand. It's ... and gets everywhere.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO it’s….Haesteinn……….on a camel?!?
You know, having a name that translates to Summer Warrior, I'm fairly certain that this entire plan was contrived by Sumerliði.
You know with a couple more life times you could make it even faster with a couple more adventures and traditions
There should be an achievement called "That is so sad" where you have to fully max out a fortress in an Oasis to build a Wonderwall
Holy moly
Run Haesteinn, Run
The Flash Theme begins to play.
Yes, more Haesteinn. Thank you. I needed this.
Love a koifishson interlude
When you are a kid and zoom your action figures across the board. Thanks for the video.
Haesteinn? More like Haste-einn....
Also I could listen to Koifish say "berber butter" all day 😅
I´m so proud of Koifish. Diving deep into the Classics to Honour Techno Viking what a legend
Baby visit was the highlight of the video
the best part is where the litel Koifish come to wisit his father
3:19 that remids me the meme when Jason Momoa Sneaked Up on Henry Cavill... and makes perfect sense
@Koifish - if you merge the Norse Culture with Butr, then Norse-Butr with Brahui... you can get "Desert Travelers" further increasing movement speed while raiding by an additional 20% and reduces attrition by 30%!
0:05 bro chose the sus route
Oh god not the the coffin of Andy and Leyley reference.
Haesteinn got named The Bear because all the women chose him.
Always Great to see a Haestein video
Baby, Wake up! We're playing Haesteinn again 😂
We want more voice acting from little koifish! Tell your baby he already has a fanbase all over the world!❤
I'm not gonna lie. You vibing with your son is the best part of the video.
No wonder Anakin didnt like Sand... he was raided all the time.
It’s almost harvesting season.
The Butter has come.
The TCoAaL meme at the beginning was pure nasty genius with respect to CK3 incest. Bravo, Koifish!
Cagliari has faced the wrath of Haesteinn more than anywhere else in the world.
Haesteinn: "If we all Naruto-run into Byzanthium they can't catch us"
koifish you can overcome your haesteinn addiction
it's never too late for rehab
we believe in you 😢😭
Haesteinn is role-playing Forrest Gump here. He just kept runnin
2:31 that's my flat mate
For the next video you should travel to Montaigu in real life and play as Haestinn while dressed as the man himself.
this was a emotional jurney
Another great schmunking video of koifish
Okay your a great father having fun with your son while making videos
Having fun watching Koifish. A good day..🍻
Jarl _Hasty._
you can make the raiding faster with West African Canoes (also, with both the long boat and west african canoes, it give -100% ambarcation cost)
KOIFISH, I challenge you! A task only the mighty Haestienn could complete! Take only the coasts as Haestienn longs only for the sea, forge an empire where all its lands touch the sea! GO NOW koifish!
7:35 One of the funniest things I've ever heard
This gonna go hard
There should be an Achievement called "Blitzkrieg" for making troops this fast. Also I halfway expected the culture to be called Booty-Norse, because of the obvious play on words for "Butt-r" and the Fast raids for "Booty"
Mount & Blade music?
at this point i think we are watching Haesting play as Koifish in youtube
Do another video of Iceland but with Ingolfr Arnison of house Naddoor from Fareyjar! He's the guy who settled iceland irl
You should’ve named the culture “I can’t believe it’s not butr”
Your will Koifish is strong.
But your Haestin addiction is stronger.
Couldn't you have combined this by going into Mongolia and picking up their version of Saharan Nomads? I forget the name.
What mod shows multiple soldiers on the map?
I tried this combo and it's really impressive. As a norse african i stayed tribal and conquered almost all Africa, raided all Europe , Byzantine Empire and stole wifes to various Kings/emperors😂😂
Finally, a beach episode!
What mod adds all the additional troops on the map when he has battles?
Everytime I try and do a play through with him 1/2 the time I’m murdered by the stupid bald French king 😭
cause you want his land , when you move out like Koi you are safe...
@@bjbudwar6825 I know that. But half my time I’m in the middle of a VARANGIAN ADVENTURE to leave his stupid French land I still get killed. And lose the special troops. I still usually win the war but then I’m stuck with like 700 troops as a kid in foreign hostile territory 😭
I know Haesteinn is incredibly lustful, but kind of disappointed you couldn’t take stress to avoid that event that made you an adulterer.
'Djanet? It sounds like a woman who works at a gas station in rural Kentucky.'
Yes. We got a lot of Janets in Kentucky.
*In a surprisingly accurate Kentuckian accent* "JANET! JANET! I want $50 on pump 5!"
:O My people!
Then I know what to call my next female character in Project Zomboid
Wait, a blind berserker poet? My man is roaming around with Odin.
Me and my homies are in the Tarim Basin hybridizing the Tocharians and Saka
8:04 Least crazy hasteinn addict
Ahh yes, raiding, the old Norse Olympic sport.
Nothing like a Hästeinn party 🎉
I like the excel spreadsheet
OH YEAAAH
oh hey its that guy who plays the super slow really young guy i think
How dare you to laugh at my pocket berserker
Haesteinn my beloved
Who would have known, that Haestein is both fast AND fourious? :D
Seeing Bjorn mourning the muslim man in Valhalla was hilarious
Did not know you were swedish wasnt expecting to hear höst
I swear that some how even costom charater Koifish made are also Haesteing
That modded minecraft snad reference
Bro be giving m*th to his Vikings
Fun fact: Berber is a Roman term. It is a version of the term barbar. As in barbarian. Which was just the Romans making fun of languages that weren't theirs.
This means that a lot of unrelated cultures later got swept up into being in the same culture group, when really they are vastly different. The Visigoths were not related to the cultures derived from the Carthaginians. And yet both are Berbers.
Nowadays, Berber is a blanket term for north African peoples who are not Arabic. Which includes the very small Roman derived communities. So it's been flipped back upon them.
Edit: I seem to have potentially gotten that wrong. See tonywoutrs reply below.
Wait, did you just call visigoths berber??
Also the people we call berbers speak related languages, Tamazight languages you could say, they're fairly mutually intelligible. So they're not as unrelated as you claim. And regardless of what romans meant by it, you wouldn't call any unreleted culture "berber" nowadays, as it's synonymous to "Tamazight" or "Amazigh".
It's like how "Slavic" originally meant "part of the world to take or buy slaves" which likely encompassed Finnic and Baltic peoples too, but later became clearly understood as a specific branch of cultures and languages.
@@tonywoutrs Thank you for the information.