Some coverage from a day party on July 4 in Marquette, Michigan. Full/uncut episodes available at / allgasnobrakes Merch dropping July 29 @ allgasnobrakes.shop
Srsly, I hope Europeans with a tunnel vision never take this as an American example. This is a sample of womanizing, drinking like an idiot not a gentleman, and disregarding the pandemic - and it’s hilarious too.
The one thing he agreed with (I feel like, or at least wasn't trying to make fun of) was the protests. I thought that was great journalism, much more nuanced than "destruction of property bad". Otherwise 100%, but that's the beauty, is that barely anyone in these videos has self-awareness.
agreed.. as an australian that spent a year in the states, one of the first things i realised that GTA is wayy less of an exaggeration than i thought it was
When the tiktok girl said she cares about what's going on with the world right now, then Andrew asks for three top issues. I knew then that he is an actual journalist.
@@s--b He has some videos on youtube from another channel from back in the day where he did actual legit local news stories. I don't know how he fell into these videos (thanks god he did) but he has a background of journalism for sure.
Leptonaut 240k on Tik-Tok. And yeah, just using Tik-Tok kind of says something about you when they collect all the data they do for the CCP, and it’s definitely a security risk.
@@s--b journalism degrees don't make you good at journalism. Lots of people at buzzfeed have degrees. On the other hand Tim Pool doesn't and is an award winning journalist.
This is in Michigan. Fucking hell I knew it. That's why our cases fucking jumped and that's why we went from "in recovery" back to "at risk" fucking hell
When he asked him what the tattoo was he was about to say "It's the Upper Peninsula of the U.P." but he fixed it before he got through it. Also I've never met anyone or with just one peninsula tattooed (I am from Michigan).
“To be honest, I don’t think anything is on anyone’s mind out here.. Nobody’s really thinking about... shit that’s going on... I don’t know.” Pretty much sums it up
Live in fear all of the time. Obtain dopamine from morally grandstanding and posturing about your much more enlightened you are. Read the trending articles from Mother Jones and CNN. Gatherings of 10k people shoulder to shoulder is fine. A few hundred on the beach is threatening the world.
@@Bettie_Rage All God's creatures are beautiful. Big and small. Life is truly a wonderful gift and you should grasp every second as though it's sunshine beaming down on some tree leaves on a spring morning xo
It truly astounds me to see the Tic-Toc-Girl standing there, on a crowded beach, talking about how serious the Covid-19 crisis is, and not realizing the irony of the whole situation....
ironically these are some of the most canadian influenced americans. the upper peninsula shares a border with Canada, and many people from the yoop go to canada for work/school and vice versa.
These videos remind me that everyone has a completely different sense of reality. I go through life thinking most people I encounter are probably sensible, but what does sensibility even mean to the people in these videos lmao
right? i really struggle with this to be honest. how is that even possible? and why? i really dont think anyone is better than anyone, but this makes me struggle with this belief..
WOW. This channel is seriously insanely AWESOMENESS. Our “host” Andrew is actually great at interviewing people. He doesn’t even try to ask ANY political questions ever, but these people can’t help themselves and I love the fact he just keeps the camera rolling and let’s the people rant into his microphone 🎙 wrapped in a pandemic mask yet he is the ONLY PERSON on that beach wearing a mask. And his on camera wardrobe is hilarious like no other which makes his character even more awesome 👏
Unfortunately no actors. I live in Marquette. Some of these idiots lost their jobs bc of this video. Some will probably not get jobs bc of this video. Yolo
Ondskefull for me, the worst was the lifeguard who didn’t even know about COVID or the dude who was like I don’t know anyone who has it so therefore it doesn’t exist.
A lot of these people aren't even from Marquette, MI. Just speaking from experience, having gone to school there at Northern Michigan University (NMU) and live in that town for a few years. It's a small town of about 20,000 + people. Every town has their local idiots too. But, I can assure you that this town isn't represented by these idiots. Let alone in the U.S. itself isn't represented by these idiots either.
Its easy to be patronizing towards these people but they are our fellow Americans too and we should strive to help and educate these folks, not just bash them
"Top three issues." "Top three issues- well, definitely COVID's one of the... biggest things going on right now - " Andrew nods, glances at the gigantic gathering of non-mask wearers they're surrounded by. Gold.
Only one I saw with a mask was at 4:56. I mean, good on her for wearing it, but it’s not going to stop her from getting it from someone there if she’s in close range of them. She should’ve stayed home, along with the rest of that crowd. 🤦♂️
"I've never met someone with corona. So like could be fake" Things that, by those standards, are fake: Polar bears Jeff Bezos Snow War veterans Australians My dad Mountains
All gas no breaks is like Eric André but everyone who isn’t the interviewer is Eric André Edit: I looked at the video that I was accused of copying and It sure does look like I copied it. I must state, however, that I am new to this channel and never even watched that video. To the person who left that comment I am extremely sorry for stealing likes from you and I am glad that there is someone else who thinks like me.
I wish I had nearly as much confidence as Holden. I don’t even think he ate that girl’s ass, but he said it with such confidence I can’t know for sure.
This is survivorship bias Literally only the dumbest people gather cause you’re not suppose to gather and party with this many people The people who aren’t doing this won’t get attention and probably isn’t out anyways
"What is that on your chest right there?" "The upper peninsula of Michigan." "What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?" "...Great." _Backflips_
@@Braum_Stroomin on top of that, not wearing a mask still doesn't pin her to a specific "side" still. Could just believe that masks are ineffective but promotes [what should be] general hygiene. Y'know. It's possible she said less funny and more coherent things that just didnt make the footage cut.
@@carterwilliams4058 "But I don't know you so you are obviously fake as well or lieing" Don't waste your time arguing with idiots my dude it's just a waste of time. If someone honestly believes that covid19 is a hoax by now, you won't change their mind anymore anyways. It's called Dunning Krueger effect, that's why you got all these healing crystals Karen's running around claiming to be medical professionals and that corona virus is fake.
@CARRETTGLW I used to think the same way, then after a long time it finally got to people I know...and it can still get worse. I don't know what scientific method you use to prove the non-existence of a virus that is very real to many.
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That blurred girl has a real future as a politician. She talked for so long and said absolutely nothing while hitting all the buzz words.
It's why she has over 200ish40k34something followers....
Finally someone who isn't dumb
Lmfao
Amen🙏
enlightened centrist headass
Literally everybody is the same person.
Those are Yoopers for ya
there all fat and you got 322 likes in one hour wow
Srsly, I hope Europeans with a tunnel vision never take this as an American example. This is a sample of womanizing, drinking like an idiot not a gentleman, and disregarding the pandemic - and it’s hilarious too.
It took Hindus thousands of years to come to the same conclusion
Yeah. A drunk person.
This is exactly what everyone outside of America thinks America is like.
Yea, bunch of people living their best life without listening to the brainwash news
Lmao
@@nikobellic2086 cousin let's go bowling
@Winston Nips you might want to look in the mirror then mate. Skeptical about the thousands of deaths? Lmao
Looks likes its true
“What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?”
“g- great”
*backflips*
It's true too
I concur
Finnish ancestry.... very likely....
I live in Michigan and know some people that live in the U.P. (Yoopers)......and this is pretty spot on lol
I lost it then
When you get interviewed by All Gas No Brakes that's your first big hint you're somewhere you shouldn't be.
Or you better say something good to prove you should be there
If I see that man coming I’m sure as hell leaving
Brakes
@@martinhorsfield5514 u right
The one thing he agreed with (I feel like, or at least wasn't trying to make fun of) was the protests. I thought that was great journalism, much more nuanced than "destruction of property bad". Otherwise 100%, but that's the beauty, is that barely anyone in these videos has self-awareness.
I now realise that the GTA AI is accurate.
You just won the internet.
I could have not put that better myself 😂
Amazing
agreed.. as an australian that spent a year in the states, one of the first things i realised that GTA is wayy less of an exaggeration than i thought it was
Lmfao
"my name is Marty but around here I go by Party Marty"
- Party Marty
I think he was the coolest dude interviewed. Dude's living his best life, one $5 bottle of vodka at a time.
@@Nick.Georgiev you can never say Party Marty does not party
Sounds like the beginning of a great movie
frederick607 this is one of those name that you name at 13 the first time you drink a pepsi
Paul "the party animal" Parker
“To be honest, I don’t think anything’s on anyones mind out here” sums up the entire video so cleanly
pretty down to earth guy
It’s like every Cherdleys skit but these people are actually real.
I thought the same exact thing lmao
Bruhh
Been thinking this for a while now 🤣
KISS THE CUPS
Oh no you did not say that. Now i imagine this is all cherdleys and the gang now
I can't complain about horror movies having "way too dumb characters" now
I always wondered why in every movie they always run towards the monster or bad guy, now it all makes sense...
Now we know why Americans run upstairs while being chased by horror characters
Yeah now I know its realistic.
This is gonna become the most liked comment.
“But do you know anyone who has coronavirus? It might be a LIEEEE!”
"anything else you want to say to the country"
"if i had a harmonica i'd be *ripping* it"
these videos are pure gold
never knew daniel radcliffe could rip the harmonica but here we are
hattu he really fell off huh
I had big hopes for this guy, but instead of *rapping* … he'd be *ripping* a harmonica.
this guy will be a legend. marked by my words
He's saying riffing
you can really tell that one dude just wanna try cocaine and bad bitches, but never had any of them
When the tiktok girl said she cares about what's going on with the world right now, then Andrew asks for three top issues.
I knew then that he is an actual journalist.
He says so much by speaking so little. I wonder if he has an actual journalism degree because he’s great at this.
@@s--b It's not that you need one to be a good journalist but yes I wonder too what his professional background is. Anyway his videos are top notch.
@@s--b He has some videos on youtube from another channel from back in the day where he did actual legit local news stories. I don't know how he fell into these videos (thanks god he did) but he has a background of journalism for sure.
Leptonaut 240k on Tik-Tok. And yeah, just using Tik-Tok kind of says something about you when they collect all the data they do for the CCP, and it’s definitely a security risk.
@@s--b journalism degrees don't make you good at journalism. Lots of people at buzzfeed have degrees. On the other hand Tim Pool doesn't and is an award winning journalist.
2:13
“What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?”
“Great.” *epic backflip*
Spoof 69 that part made me laugh so hard for some reason
This is in Michigan. Fucking hell I knew it. That's why our cases fucking jumped and that's why we went from "in recovery" back to "at risk" fucking hell
The one person who's actually sober. They should make backflips a standard part of sobriety testing.
That backflip was so clean though
He's not even wrong though.
This whole channel feels like an adult swim skit.
Hahahaha
Yeah i thought they are youtuber or all paid actor
What is this, some kind of beef house?
This is reality. 😯
Bam! Just gave you your like No. 1K!
Such a good feeling.
EDIT: Oh, and I also liked your comment.
“favorite memory?”
“I AtE HeR ASs LiKE 1o TImEs”
“OHHHH MYYY GAAAAWD HOLDENNNN”
😂
Kilt me
They good friends
What you don’t eat your good friends asses?
So funny 😆
@@garbagejuice1 Good friends with benefits
If I didn’t know better, I would’ve guessed this was in Florida...
America is the Florida of the world
Michigan is the Florida of the North
Emi Michigan is CRAZY
@@iga1691 damn that really puts things into perspective huh damn I feel bad
Florida is actually a great place if you avoid driving, nightclubs, and most beach people. That's Michigan tho.
"What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?"
"Great"
*does backflip*
This had me rolling hahaha
I wanna know more about the upper peninsula of Michigan haha
@@egs-zs8-127 Well first off you gotta have perfect balance even if you're blind drunk
@The Sen8 bro no way, not only do I have the same profile picture, but my in game name for most games is literally "The Senator"
WHEEZE
In 30 years one of them will join the supreme court.
I like beer!!
😂😂👏👏
In 40 years one of them will be the CIA director🥴
Maybe a state Supreme Court. They went to Marquette - not Yale.
UNDERRATED COMMENT
The best part about his videos is that he offers no commentary but his content sends a clear message
I don't get it
- What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?
- Great
*proceeds to backflip*
You’re aren’t *epic backflip*
CLEAN ass backflip too
*backflips next to you*
That was so funny
When he asked him what the tattoo was he was about to say "It's the Upper Peninsula of the U.P." but he fixed it before he got through it. Also I've never met anyone or with just one peninsula tattooed (I am from Michigan).
“To be honest, I don’t think anything is on anyone’s mind out here.. Nobody’s really thinking about... shit that’s going on... I don’t know.”
Pretty much sums it up
I love that that guy was totally incoherent for like half the interview and still said the most profound thing anyone in this video said.
That guy was a gem to the video, and quite the world tbh
Live in fear all of the time. Obtain dopamine from morally grandstanding and posturing about your much more enlightened you are. Read the trending articles from Mother Jones and CNN. Gatherings of 10k people shoulder to shoulder is fine. A few hundred on the beach is threatening the world.
So that’s where Swiss Army Man ended up.
That's the kind of deep introspection Florida Man would never give you.
That tiktok girl gave the longest non statement I've ever heard
American college girl. The dumbest life form on earth
She should be a press secretary
She'd make an excellent press secretary.
She gained 150 new tiktok followers in the amount of time that it took her to smith her way through that word soup.
Yea, hard to be political after a half dozen beers.
The irony of having a mask tied over the microphone is pure gold.
I’ve decided that if I ever see Andrew at any event I’m at, it warrants an immediate sit down so I can figure out where I went wrong
Pfft, you can do that but I'm gonna start freestyling
Honestly bro😂
th-cam.com/video/olz03OPeijM/w-d-xo.html
100 %
Nah I saw him at the protests in Minneapolis that's not bad
You know I don’t personally know anyone with cancer, damn maybe that’s a lie too.
That’s why most of these guys don’t believe in the female orgasm
You prolly do they are just nervous to let people know
Akabeurjub I’ve never seen one bro 😎
KerioFive turn to page 182 in the bio text book.🤭😆😎😎😎
So many people pray to god but has anyone actually met him?
"It's all about jumpin off big rocks."
Finally, someone is making sense.
Dude definitely had a Charlie vibe from its always sunny
Astronauts agree!
Dwight's brother right there
He is the only one who is self aware in this whole mess
*horse noises*
I’m glad that girl that was blurred out said there are a lot of issues in the world right now. I had no idea
Just a beach full of Eric Andre characters.
@@Bettie_Rage I think they're beautiful
@@Bettie_Rage All God's creatures are beautiful. Big and small. Life is truly a wonderful gift and you should grasp every second as though it's sunshine beaming down on some tree leaves on a spring morning xo
@@Galfadez I can’t tell if this is a joke or not tbh
@@jacksonmorse1900 no one in this video except for maybe one guy are fat to the point of medical issues
This son, is bait. Mid tier, but not bad. I wouldn't blame you for taking a bite.
It truly astounds me to see the Tic-Toc-Girl standing there, on a crowded beach, talking about how serious the Covid-19 crisis is, and not realizing the irony of the whole situation....
cat yül have you now..
I think she does...hence the blurred face
@@carinbritton2395 whats her tiktok?
@@Jack_Straw He probably blurred it without request because he didn't want people to attack her.
I like the older guy with the mustache. He seemed to have some sense at least
This felt like a whole skit. America is literally The Onion IRL.
This was literally like watching a tv show it was surreal. I cant even tell if they are acting or not
Brawndo's got electrolytes
You mean low IQ college kids at a party act dumb?!?! Now way?!?!
@@tigolbideez1686 its got what plants crave!
@@jordanszatynski6216 EXTRA BIG ASS TACO
“Salt, tequila, hit your head on the table.”
I was watching this late night and woke all up by laughing
Did u hit him up on the fuckin gram?
"What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan"
"Great"
*backflips*
The only good person in the video
Agnb: understandable, have a great day.
There's no better answer to a question.
Timestamp?
@@iamtheblarneystonekissmyass 2:08
"She's one of my bad b****es"
"He's my good friend"
LMAO
Down bad and doesn’t know it yet
Ooff
Ate*
i mean still hit tho
He ate that a$$ tho
As a Canadian I've always found it fascinating to see Americans in there natural habitats
As an American, so am I.
Oh, Canada..
their*
we arent that much different. People from windor just like the people around here in Michigan.
ironically these are some of the most canadian influenced americans. the upper peninsula shares a border with Canada, and many people from the yoop go to canada for work/school and vice versa.
“I don’t think anything is on anyone’s mind out here.”
~American Flag t-shirt guy
All the Fluoride knocking off that chest hair
couldn't have put it better myself.
Sounds about right
th-cam.com/video/olz03OPeijM/w-d-xo.html
309 represent
“ what does it mean to be from upper peninsula Michigan”
“great”
*backflip*
That was awesome lol. He was one of the few responsible drinkers in this video
This made me laugh so hard lmfao
Have been to the UP, can confirm.
God damn Yoopers
"someone usually drowns on 4th of July"
"What about the other thing?"
"From like heatstroke?"
"No the other thing"
Just encapsulates the whole vibe
You expect a bunch of drunk 20 somethings to collapse from hypoxia due to Covid on the beach?
He asked how many people she was going to be saving - she’s a lifeguard, why would she be saving anyone from C- vid?
@@TheWallsocket 0, but it didn't even cross her mind at all.
She said “no one” not “someone”.
I figure they might have to save some people from alcohol poisoning lol
Andrew putting a mask on his microphone is hilarious🤣
I've watched this video plenty of times and never noticed this lmao
Fun fact: dozens of people had to come to this small beach to clean up the endless amounts of trash left behind. It happens every year.
:c
more like sad fact :(
That's the worst part. Same thing happened in the UK.
And most of that trash then goes into the sea to kill the ocean.
random Swiftie yeah, tons of it went into Lake Superior, the largest freshwater lake in the world.
These videos remind me that everyone has a completely different sense of reality. I go through life thinking most people I encounter are probably sensible, but what does sensibility even mean to the people in these videos lmao
right? i really struggle with this to be honest. how is that even possible? and why? i really dont think anyone is better than anyone, but this makes me struggle with this belief..
@Jing Bot almost nobody is really self-aware when drunk. You cant take this people seriously
That's why sonder is my favorite word
@@Anonymuskid They are all drunk
Lol most these people seemed pretty cool considering they were drunk
“Top three issues right now?”
Girl partying: “Definitely COVID.”
👁👄👁
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@Digitzu *a dangerous lunatic
Corbettreportfan- Dmtwillsetyoufree might wanna take it easy on the psychs mane
she had me shook
She fake woke
“It’s all about jumping off big rocks!” 😂😂😂
"It's all about jumping off big rocks"
I haven't felt anything so deeply in my entire life
I think this is the real takeaway message from this video. I'm gonna start jumpin' off more big rocks from now on.
black rocks is amazing tho if you have never been. but I agree
THe voice of a generation!!
That was litterally my way of life when I was 10 and going to the beach
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These people make me want to live in the woods.
blizz girl wtf I’m a people
This is why I'm glad I live in the woods, in New Zealand!
The woods? More like the moon.
WOW. This channel is seriously insanely AWESOMENESS. Our “host” Andrew is actually great at interviewing people. He doesn’t even try to ask ANY political questions ever, but these people can’t help themselves and I love the fact he just keeps the camera rolling and let’s the people rant into his microphone 🎙 wrapped in a pandemic mask yet he is the ONLY PERSON on that beach wearing a mask. And his on camera wardrobe is hilarious like no other which makes his character even more awesome 👏
@Deniz Metinoğlu T. LOL
“The other thing”
“Heat stroke?”
“No the other thing”
“What other thing”
Diabeetus
Lyme disease!
Rabies
Alcohol poisoning?
Aids
“We all shit the same color; we’re all equal” 😭 I’m going to use that
My smile slowly dissapeared as I realised they would've needed way too many actors for this to be a sketch.
i think all the persons being interviewed are acting and the back round is somewhat real. if not i feel sorry for these people
Not a single person is an actor... they are just that dumb
Unfortunately no actors. I live in Marquette. Some of these idiots lost their jobs bc of this video. Some will probably not get jobs bc of this video. Yolo
@@jpscandalous dayum some of these people lost their jobs?
This is unfiltered reality MY DUDE
“It’s all about jumping off big rocks”
If that’s not the meaning of life idk what is
We have several locations where I'm from. Like 10 people have died at Chimney Rock
Space exploration in a nutshell.
"If I had a harmonica I'd be ripping that shit right now" I love drunk people
Petition to make that a T-Shirt design.
jumping off big rock and then what? die? land safely with a parkour roll? haha
all of the people in this video have a combined IQ of 69
Too generous honestly
Then what are you doing there Gus 3:24 🤔
@@Murluoh HAHAHAHA, that's awesome
@@Murluoh Contributing the other 68 iq points.
Nice
This video makes me feel better about my life choices
Top 3 issues?
*_”well definitely covid-19 is one of them”_*
- tik tok influencer on a crowded beach mid epidemic.
Glad I'm not the only one who picked that up.
She was the worst
Alex Ramsey you right
Ondskefull for me, the worst was the lifeguard who didn’t even know about COVID or the dude who was like I don’t know anyone who has it so therefore it doesn’t exist.
Two Hundred and..uh Four thousand followers on tiktok
Americans are turning corona into a sport, they do be gettin the highscore no lie
"America first!"
No cap America is in 1st place
This can't be deniable, man. It always has been.
They took the movie “Purge” too seriously
This is a boost in plague inc
“What other thing?” - America
Lmao 🤣
Funniest nation on the planet, I love America and I’m Canadian 😂
@First Last oof, found the triggered american who can't take a joke
@First Last To be fair we Mexicans have our fair share of idiots, but we are still in America
6:35
And then he ran away…gracefully back into the wild…back into his natural habitat.
Am I the only person that wonders about the sober versions of these people
Just as dumb, but with slightly better reflexes
The funniest part is you think there is a sober version lmao
completely the same lol
About the same just more boring
They aren't much smarter.
I didn't think it was possible but these videos make me even more introverted than I already am
Really though this is bad
this channel is pure loxism
well anything is better than this so do your thing
I feel broken because this is what stuff people my age do
Samsies...some humans are something else.
“Is there anything you want to say to the country?”
“If I had a harmonica I’d be ripping it rn”
king
right now*
@@aaronalquiza9680 thats what rn means dude
Daniel Radcliffe American brother puts the 🔥Rad🔥🤟🏾 in Radcliffe
Exactly what America needs to hear.
As someone from London all you can say is God bless America 🇺🇸
I love how the mic is wearing a mask
R u dumb lol
@@samuelmartens9390 were you the one in the video with the black and white hat
@@samuelmartens9390 why dumb??. U sound really dumb
Someone has to
@@samuelmartens9390 lol R U dumb?
All Gas No Brakes is an essential employee, out here putting his life on the line, God speed my dude.
For real, really hope they didn't get exposed doing this.
420th like
@@Pyraxian1 chill out
God speed as in God's meth? never understood this saying...
how is this channel not over a million subs yet...
"cocaine, alcohol and bad bitches way cooler than corona virus"
I mean he's right
Magnum thats why hes outside trying to get the not cool virus? What the fuck is going on in that head i cant
2 out of 3 of those kinda sucks tho
@@mads205 I'd rather have a drug and/or sex addiction than deal with the Rona 🤷♂️
For sure but its really hard to do when you cant inhale any of them
@@skylerbrodin5176 Why are you trying to inhale bad bitches?
"i'm full send, can i kill you?"
"no.. no man that's some other shit"
has me out of breath
" I care for Social issues"
"Wich ones?"
"All of them"....... Ghandi
Especially the big ones and those that need our attention.
Gandhi*
Michael Scott moment right there.
''See the game last night?''
''Which one?''
''Any of them.''
to anyone watching not from the U.S: yeah i know, can’t believe it either
Not shitting you, I thought this was a sketch, but realised that they'd need too many actors. Sooooo....
I'm not terribly surprised unfortunately.
This video is such an accurate representation of how Europeans see the US, it's unbelievable really...
A lot of these people aren't even from Marquette, MI. Just speaking from experience, having gone to school there at Northern Michigan University (NMU) and live in that town for a few years. It's a small town of about 20,000 + people. Every town has their local idiots too. But, I can assure you that this town isn't represented by these idiots. Let alone in the U.S. itself isn't represented by these idiots either.
This shit is happening on English beaches too.
Why is this like a literal episode of South Park
That’s an insult to South Park tbh
I haven't seen South Park recently, but they should use this as inspiration for characters.
DO yoU evEN NO anyoNE FroM soUTh pARk, BRah?
NEW CHANNEL IS CHANNEL 5! THERE IS OUR BOI!
“Upper peninsula of Michigan” “and what does that mean to you?” “Great”.
"Great" *Backflips*
Loved this
People in Michigan man i tell you
The Kellogg's Frosted Flakes of regions of state.
There's nothing to do in the Upper Peninsula besides drink, smoke and screw.
Girl on crowded beach: "corona virus is a real issue"
I think the best part was that it was supposed to be a Top 3 list and they cut it right on the first one with that
But she has 236k followers on TikTok
How can these people vote
The way Andrew looked around the beach after she said that lmaoooo
These people get a massive following in a Chinese app and suddenly think they're fucking influence geniuses.
Love the local just being like "i'm not going down into that craziness"
LOL that guy was by far my favorite
So many epic quotes. I'm definitely dumber from having watched this but it was 110% WORTH IT!
The amount of brain cells i lost from listening to anyone getting interviewed is just unbelievable.
Yea this is sad
Its easy to be patronizing towards these people but they are our fellow Americans too and we should strive to help and educate these folks, not just bash them
Jerry Liu come on. they are ignorant on purpose.
I couldn’t have said it better myself. Their stupidity is worse that the virus itself lol
You actually watched and listened to the whole thing? You poor soul.
Have you ever been to Australia?
No.
Do you know anyone that has?
No.
THEN IT MIGHT BE A LIE
There so fucking stupid my dad who’s 50 is in the icu cuz of it and my little brother has it
sifucuddly you be careful too then
Have you ever seen Earth from space? Do you know anyone (personally) that has? THAT MIGHT BE A LIE.
Never met an astronaut, doesn't make me doubt they are real
Americans aren't allowed into Australia anymore so that might contribute to it
"Top three issues."
"Top three issues- well, definitely COVID's one of the... biggest things going on right now - "
Andrew nods, glances at the gigantic gathering of non-mask wearers they're surrounded by.
Gold.
Lol
As soon as she said Covid my eyes glowed😂😂
Only one I saw with a mask was at 4:56. I mean, good on her for wearing it, but it’s not going to stop her from getting it from someone there if she’s in close range of them. She should’ve stayed home, along with the rest of that crowd. 🤦♂️
Wars are fought and won on china's tik tok
th-cam.com/video/olz03OPeijM/w-d-xo.html
Thinking about the thousands of Americans who died in the Revolutionary war for this
I refuse to accept America is real I choose to believe it is a never-ending parody skit
We are the worlds Florida
Well you chose right my friend!
@@Koll-Manee oooooohwwww, that kinda stung a lil?!
Bruh, for real... It's an infinite source of entertainment and cringe 😂
Oh we're real all right. We've still got a little over 4 full months AND an election left in 2020. Watch and be amazed friend ;).
I love that they wrapped a mask around the microphone.
Its a precaution because of corona pretty usual tbh
He just doesn't want venereal diseases all over his mic.
Lmaooo
I TRIGGER PEOPLE IK, he’s smart for that.
These people set the bar of intelligence so low, I’m actually starting to get cocky. Depressing
@Jeffrey Bezoserry "ignorance is bliss"
These ppl dumb af
They're also all drunk as hell lmao
@Jeffrey Bezoserry lmfao so?
Its kind of sad
As somebody who’s been to Marquette once for like 4 hours I can confirm it is exactly like this always
"I've never met someone with corona. So like could be fake"
Things that, by those standards, are fake:
Polar bears
Jeff Bezos
Snow
War veterans
Australians
My dad
Mountains
Australian here and possibly your dad depending on your age
Australian here. I can confirm we don't exist
My dad, haha
You haven’t seen snow?
@@alexfox493 nope I'm born and raised in Florida and I havent gotten the chance to travel north yet
All gas no breaks is like Eric André but everyone who isn’t the interviewer is Eric André Edit: I looked at the video that I was accused of copying and It sure does look like I copied it. I must state, however, that I am new to this channel and never even watched that video. To the person who left that comment I am extremely sorry for stealing likes from you and I am glad that there is someone else who thinks like me.
Extremely accurate
Bird up!
Facts
LMAO!
LOL! Golden comment, this needs to be pinned!
I love that he blurred the ticktock girl and never gave her name or info.😂😂
So she doesn't get doxxed, what so funny?
She should get doxxed lol
@@nickl8192 She wanted the attention. Blurring her face was most definitely about NOT giving her attention. That is what's funny.
@@nickl8192 So she doesn't gain more followers.
Pretty sure they have to sign a release form and she probably declined
This encapsulates Michigan perfectly.
“I care about a lot of issues.”
“Top 3 issues.”
No mask or social distancing. “COVID.”
😳
She doesn’t seem too bright ngl
“If you’re not frightened for the right reasons then why be out here”
@@zachle591 fighting*
Uh oh, somebody come get Dreg’s mom, he’s trying to act smart in TH-cam comments again.
“COVED”
"Oh my gawd, Holden!"
I've never even heard the name Holden before, but holy shit does that guy ever look like a Holden.
Try reading one of the most famous American novels
A real Holden caulfield
@@bamadave83 There are no Holdens in Three Little Pigs. Why are you lying?
@@savannahblanch1991 more like the antithesis of Holden Caulfield.
@@NHLCyrus He's like Stradlater after Stradlater stopped playing sports and got fat
After watching that lifeguard ask “what other thing?” I refuse to believe this isn’t somehow scripted, if only actors were this good.
It isn't scripted. That's why it's so wild.
Also, no joke, this guy is the best journalist in the US right now.
@@Nick.Georgiev TBH Unicorn Riot is giving Andrew a run for his money.
This is literally just people on their everyday shit dude. You know HOW MUCH FOOTAGE this man has to go through in order to make these videos?
You're on the video Bob ross 1:01
Heatstroke?
"Its all about jumping off big rocks, uhhhh, pbbbb, if I had a harmonica I'd be ripping that shit dude"
I don't know ANYONE with AIDS. or cancer come to think of it.
might be a liiiieeew
Then you have no Friends
@@MrElectrofreak3 it was a sarcasm
@@MrElectrofreak3 i have friends but i don't know anyone with aids nor cancer lol... might be a lyeee
Yo, yo, on some real shit, never known anyone with AUTISM come to think of it!
Dude "Party Marty" with that voice and everything...
How are some of these people even real? They seriously seem like actors playing characters
I thought that was Gus Johnson at first
Or NPC's from GTA.
The people in this video are 30 to 60 percent of the student body at most universities
Aren't we all just actors playing the characters that we think we are?
@@gabehorn9810 yeah but with varying layers it seems
“I care about everything that’s going on”
*doesn’t wear a mask*
Or mention global warming
At least it will get us towards immunity faster instead of dragging it out like we been doing.
Brian S yeah we should all go to packed beaches and scream in each other’s faces 😂
@@SimonAJones Yea true. This is fo real yall
@@KiNETiKpoWerZ oh
I wish I had nearly as much confidence as Holden. I don’t even think he ate that girl’s ass, but he said it with such confidence I can’t know for sure.
😂😂
He doesn't have confidence....he has cocaine lol.
This is exactly how I imagined America
I promise we're not all like this...
@Manuel Müller Thankfully not
dude please i swear not everybody is a complete lunatic you gotta believe us XD
This is survivorship bias
Literally only the dumbest people gather cause you’re not suppose to gather and party with this many people
The people who aren’t doing this won’t get attention and probably isn’t out anyways
HatchyMcPatchy It gets harder to convince myself that every day
Tiktok girl must be furious that only her face is blurred out in the video lmao
That was actually very satisfying
Hahahahahaha damnit that's the funniest shit, thank you for pointing it out
He missed blurring her out at 4:00 though
@@onradioactivewaves OOF RIGHT
i wanna know her @
Do you know anyone that has been attacked by a shark. No? Sharks don’t exist confirmed
There have been 150,000 deaths from shark attacks in the US alone this year
@@nathan5295 but do you know someone ?
Nathan Compton ummm are you sure about that? Cause worldwide sources say 10 a year on average but sure
Nathan Compton definitely not at all
@@nathan5295 Sharks don't exist, their very existence is a myth :)
Thank you for the shout out Andrew
"What is that on your chest right there?"
"The upper peninsula of Michigan."
"What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of Michigan?"
"...Great."
_Backflips_
That’s like 90% of the people who live up there
To be fair the UP is pretty awesome but holy shit everything hurts to watch and he was the most tame of it
Everyone knows that them upper peninsula Michigans have the best backflips
Sounds like a sketch from Cherdley's
Never thought I would see the yoopers on All Gas
Apparently many of them deserve it
I just facepalm when that tiktok girl says her top issue is COVID-19 while she’s in there without a mask and promoting 240K followers lol
She never said which side of the issue she's on. In fact, she was ultra vague about it.
@@Braum_Stroomin on top of that, not wearing a mask still doesn't pin her to a specific "side" still. Could just believe that masks are ineffective but promotes [what should be] general hygiene. Y'know. It's possible she said less funny and more coherent things that just didnt make the footage cut.
@@azurezerox8392 also possible she has antibodies already! Who knows.
@@Braum_Stroomin or what issues she cares about in general lolol
Didn’t you hear her? She’s very aware of fighting for the right causes for the right reasons and being aware of the factors involved.
“What does it mean to be from the upper peninsula of michigan?” *backflip*
LMFAO
Dude that part had me howling lmao
great * pulls off a backflip
If you're from the Mitten you're a Michigander. if you're from the UP you're a dirty fuckin' Yooper
For me it means being the descendent of Finnish Americans.
All my family up there are 2nd, 3rd, and 4th generation Finnish Americans.
Had to revisit this video today.
“The Black Plague was real.”
“Do you know anyone who had it?”
“No.”
“Might’ve never been real!”
@CARRETTGLW I’ve known multiple people with it an 2 of them died
@@carterwilliams4058 "But I don't know you so you are obviously fake as well or lieing"
Don't waste your time arguing with idiots my dude it's just a waste of time. If someone honestly believes that covid19 is a hoax by now, you won't change their mind anymore anyways.
It's called Dunning Krueger effect, that's why you got all these healing crystals Karen's running around claiming to be medical professionals and that corona virus is fake.
Well it *could* be a lie LOL. And perhaps you are in the matrix... 🤔
@@ignaciojavierkairuzeguia599 if I’m in the matrix then why is my life so shitty?
@CARRETTGLW I used to think the same way, then after a long time it finally got to people I know...and it can still get worse. I don't know what scientific method you use to prove the non-existence of a virus that is very real to many.