''I cant believe you committed suicide'' I can't believe you committed suicide'' ''How could you do this'' ''How could you commit suicide'' Hella deadpan maybe he is an alien or synthetic android
Neil Breen funds his movies with his money from his career as an architect and I think that’s commendable. Neil so dedicated to sharing his vision with the world at any cost. A true gem. We value and appreciate his contribution
He is extremely professional and detailed...ahem, autistic...but that's cool, me too. But yes, he uses his architectural career and he has a few times raised funds himself. I think one time he raised 8k. Say what you will, but he's made money every time. 5 profitable films. Granted that's not the mark or sign of success, but for most of the world it is. But think about this you never see interviews with the cast that he uses or anything like that because he probably uses non-disclosure type contracts for his actors and actresses. And the very few that have spoken at all have all mentioned how professional and courteous he always was. And if you notice despite the occasional self ball bag in the shot, he avoids the gratuitous sexual nudity for nudity sake which was the entire reason some people made films back then. Because he has standards.
Neil Breen, Uwe Boll, Friedberg, Seltzer, and Tommy Wiseau need to join together like the Avengers and direct an anthology of movies together. Billy’s head would explode like the movie Scanners.
Somebody needs to tell Neil Breen that he doesn't need one laptop dedicated to each Microsoft Office app, lol. "This is my Word laptop, right next to my Powerpoint laptop"
I mean, there’s not that many “so bad it’s good” directors out there. There’s Tommy Wiseau of course, James Nguyen, Derek Savage, Ed Wood (But the Internet didn’t exist in his life), and the director of ‘Samurai Cop’ (Who was already long dead when Samurai Cop 2 came out)
@@queensectonia8984 There’s also the husband and wife who made Troll 2. That guy is definitely not happy that the only reason it’s popular is because it’s bad.
Weirdly, the scene with Jim harassing Breen's wife actually does come up again, just not in a way that makes sense. Later, when she's depressed, she blames herself for Jim's suicide (because she didn't let him grope her?), which she doesn't know was really a homicide, and that contributes to her own suicide. Weird movie.
I don't know if any of you noticed this but if the opening scene was meant to be Neil Breen as a kid, he made no effort to even get a vintage car because that was a Lexus RX330 which was in production in 2004! The continuity is non existent.
He's such a notorious filmmaker, every last one of his movies are so bad lmao I always wonder is he doing that on purpose?🤔 Also that scene with the young girl was one of the creepiest things I've ever witnessed 👀😂
He's gotta be doing it on purpose because a blind man could write & act better than this. Ain't no way in hell this movie was filmed to be so terrible on accident.
Been waiting for them to review a Neil Breen masterpiece since they started bad movie reviews 🤣. Loved the review! Please do another one of his movies someday
No they need to review Neil Breens 5 hour how to make movies instructional dvd that costs a 150 bucks to buy and his most poorly produced product he’s ever made. to prove their Real Neil Breen fans.
This is one of your funniest episodes, guys! The part about the movie showing how aliens are trying to learn human ways is just hilarious because my buddy and I made the same comment when we watched the entire film. It's like Mr. Breen doesn't understand how actual human dialogue is spoken, and it makes for laugh out loud entertainment! Thank you, Neil Breen and thank you, Double Toasted!!!
Martin, yes we did catch your comment about Fateful Findings being like an existentialist German film. That was one of the funniest comments in this episode!
So, the explanation for why the sniper dies? Neil Breen's character is psychic. That rock he found at the beginning of the movie made him a psychic Gary Stu. When the sniper tried to kill him, the bullet instead shot him to protect Neil Breen. Also, the disappearing therapist was supposed to be a ghost.
I've always wanted to see a review of this movie, but alot of reviews on TH-cam are clickbaity annoyingly fake rage reviews. So glad you guys are reviewing this! 😂
In the conference scene, you'll notice that the location and orientation of the scaffolding changes between edits of the same green screen shot. How do you do that on accident? Ergo, Neil Breen's a secret genius.
As bad as Fateful Findings is, I think that this is the Neil Breen movie that makes the most coherent sense. His other movies make even _less_ sense. Y'all need to do a Bad Movie Roast on another Neil Breen movie!
Although I am really happy with Jonathan Majors' job so far as Kang. If for any unfortunate reason, he drops out. I say they bring in the Breen to take over the role. Who better to play an m'fer who behaves like he came from another dimension with delusions of grandeur? He wouldn't even have to read a script, he would just need to show up on set and be himself.
I guess the therapists symbolizes how far away people are, and how we try to fix by distancing. The other therapist was too close, but still insufficient, either doctors never worked to heal his case because his case is unacknowledged by science. The ending makes them disappear because it shows he no longer needs them. I just cracked the Human Breen code.
First therapist represents "big pharma" that just wants to put people on drugs and not address their problems. Second therapist represents alternative medicine(?) Which supposedly gives Neil the answer to his mental problems.
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this was gonna be the best video on TH-cam 😂😅🤣 OMFG this freakin thing man I can’t even call this a “movie” it doesn’t deserve to be called that at all
Neil is the best comedian ever 🙂His movie reviews always put smile on my face. He doesn't harm anybody but makes people laugh. He's well known even in Poland, youtuber NRGeek "promoted" Neil in our country 😀
Hi, I am Neil Breen, and this is my MasterClass. Kidding aside, he did actually released a video teaching people how to make films and his "method". Think about that for a second.
That nip slip was nothing, compared to Neil mooning the camera earlier, as he's wandering out of the hospital. And he even one-upped himself in another movie of his called "Double Down", where he was floating in a swimming pool with his balls out. Maybe that's what inspired the title.
Ayo, I'm 10 minutes in, and I'm so blessed to have discovered Spill years ago which eventually led me to DT. I never even heard of Fateful Findings. And, I can see it's up there with Samurai Cop, The Room and Thunder Warrior.
This guy seriously has a messiah complex going on. All of his movies are the same-he is the baddest dude alive who gets all the women. Only in his movies does this reality exists. 😂
''I cant believe you committed suicide''
I can't believe you committed suicide''
''How could you do this''
''How could you commit suicide'' Hella deadpan maybe he is an alien or synthetic android
Siri shows more emotion than Neil Breen
"You know what, fuck you, Tim.
You fucking dick, dying on me and shit..."
Iconic line
Favorite scene and my favorite JoJo
he's one of the big three
15:08
Martin got away with a pun lol " Thats Hell to pay (toupee) "
I noticed tooo lol 🤣😂
Neil Breen funds his movies with his money from his career as an architect and I think that’s commendable. Neil so dedicated to sharing his vision with the world at any cost. A true gem. We value and appreciate his contribution
He is extremely professional and detailed...ahem, autistic...but that's cool, me too. But yes, he uses his architectural career and he has a few times raised funds himself. I think one time he raised 8k.
Say what you will, but he's made money every time. 5 profitable films. Granted that's not the mark or sign of success, but for most of the world it is.
But think about this you never see interviews with the cast that he uses or anything like that because he probably uses non-disclosure type contracts for his actors and actresses. And the very few that have spoken at all have all mentioned how professional and courteous he always was. And if you notice despite the occasional self ball bag in the shot, he avoids the gratuitous sexual nudity for nudity sake which was the entire reason some people made films back then. Because he has standards.
😂 I almost believe yall Im sry the sh** is hilarious😂
Breen seems like a decent guy for trying to make a living.
Neil Breen, Uwe Boll, Friedberg, Seltzer, and Tommy Wiseau need to join together like the Avengers and direct an anthology of movies together. Billy’s head would explode like the movie Scanners.
Don't forget James Nguyen (director of birdemic)
Too powerful. Too powerful. Argh
Throw Marlon Wayans in there too and Korey will explode as well!
My goodness! Uwe Boll makes Michael Bay look like Steven Spielberg.
YIKES! Wouldn't that create a singularity?
YES FINALLY NEIL BREEN GETS HIS RESPECT
I hear hes a breenius
@Lenny Dominguez you’re missing out, he won 35 grammys
@Lenny Dominguez no
You took the words right out of my mouth!
100s of laptops died during his movies....
"I resign today as president of the bank" BEST LINE EVER!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😆😆😆😆
She aged like fine wine and he aged like room temp dairy- Kennie JD 2019
Queen Kennie never lies
Somebody needs to tell Neil Breen that he doesn't need one laptop dedicated to each Microsoft Office app, lol. "This is my Word laptop, right next to my Powerpoint laptop"
I love the idea of someone making a PowerPoint presentation about hacked government secrets!
The only "so bad it's good" director who doesn't jump the shark.
Nah he just jumps to the second floor.
@@wilcee238 ☝️
Very true. He’s the only one who never became self-aware or tried to save face. He just keeps pumping out them classics.
I mean, there’s not that many “so bad it’s good” directors out there. There’s Tommy Wiseau of course, James Nguyen, Derek Savage, Ed Wood (But the Internet didn’t exist in his life), and the director of ‘Samurai Cop’ (Who was already long dead when Samurai Cop 2 came out)
@@queensectonia8984 There’s also the husband and wife who made Troll 2. That guy is definitely not happy that the only reason it’s popular is because it’s bad.
The real surprise here is that it took this long to get to Breen and that it was only one episode!
Eyes on Breen.
It was only a matter of time before the guys were enveloped by the universal warmth and appeal of the Breen Cinematic Universe.
#eyesonbreen
I think they talked about him briefly before... But I think it was a trailer reaction, this a full movie o. O
POTUS has landed…eyes on Breen
The president is visiting Las Vegas?
billy laughing always put a big smile on my face
Weirdly, the scene with Jim harassing Breen's wife actually does come up again, just not in a way that makes sense. Later, when she's depressed, she blames herself for Jim's suicide (because she didn't let him grope her?), which she doesn't know was really a homicide, and that contributes to her own suicide.
Weird movie.
I almost replied “That makes no f@$king sense!” but then I remembered who directed/wrote this movie 😂
Wtf???🤣🤣🤣🤣
MAN WTF.. so she didn't let a man assault her, it's his fault his creepy ass killed himself?
EMILY
9:59 “It was 10 words yall” *Korey proceeds to get yanked into a tunnel*
YEETED DOWN THE TUNNEL
Kid: A mushroom
Martin: *Eat It*
I fucking died 🤣🤣🤣
Finally the undefeated king of bad movies gets his due on DT 🙌🏾
The space jesus himself 🤣
We need a movie directed by Tommy Wiseau, written by Neil Breen, and starring Matt Hannon
Imagine the meme potential.
I think the actual film would spontaneously explode out of self-preservation.
I support this
That's not a movie!
That's called the death penalty, for anyone who is forced to watch it.
yes......
That shower scene was fucking bizarre
18:24 That joyous sound I love so much! ☺️
Right? Like, where the hell did Mark Hamill come from? 😂
That scream was amazing cause I was already dying ar her ridiculous expression
When people scream before they laugh is the most hilarious thing ever 😂 I wish my laugh was like that
Now that's where you're wrong Billy, when one is socially awkward one tends to master the art of fake phone conversations.
FanboyFlicks has an amazing take on Neil Breen movies
😂 So glad to see you guys covering this. Neil Breen is a goldmine for Bad movie reviews
I don't know if any of you noticed this but if the opening scene was meant to be Neil Breen as a kid, he made no effort to even get a vintage car because that was a Lexus RX330 which was in production in 2004! The continuity is non existent.
You expecting logical continuity from Neil Breen was your first mistake.
Billy: Aaaaaaaahhh haaa haaa haaaaa
That movie was freaking terrible bruh. 😂
Billy’s laugh is so fucking goated 🐐 lol 😂 makes me laugh all the time
The greatest film maker of our generation
I’ve dreamed of you guys reviewing this movie now it’s become a reality
that's a random dream man, lol
It's a magical day!
You and me both, man
“Watching this is like watching aliens disguised as humans” 🤣 🤣 lmao! That’s a good way to describe the acting. That had me rolling 😆
I lost it at “NOT THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK!” 😂good stuff
We’re going to the Neil Breen Cinematic Universe. Marvel better take notes.
Yes, about how to avoid this kind of shit!
Neil Breen > Marvel and DC. Easily.
Give us the Breen Cut!
I was about to ask who would he wind up playing in the MCU but the only answer is Neil Breen
Thank you. That’s all I can say. Thank you Double Toasted.
Amen to that
Yes, I've been waiting on this one.
He's such a notorious filmmaker, every last one of his movies are so bad lmao
I always wonder is he doing that on purpose?🤔
Also that scene with the young girl was one of the creepiest things I've ever witnessed 👀😂
He's gotta be doing it on purpose because a blind man could write & act better than this. Ain't no way in hell this movie was filmed to be so terrible on accident.
Been waiting for them to review a Neil Breen masterpiece since they started bad movie reviews 🤣. Loved the review! Please do another one of his movies someday
Please do more Neil Breen movies 😅He has so many bad flicks you could make a separate playlist😅
"The font-" "It's like you're in class!" please I CAN'T
YESSS NEIL BREEN!!! You should check out his other first two films “Double Down” and “I am Here Now”
@Hasan Kahraman Yup that 🙌🏼
No they need to review Neil Breens 5 hour how to make movies instructional dvd that costs a 150 bucks to buy and his most poorly produced product he’s ever made. to prove their Real Neil Breen fans.
@@notchuckproductions5029
For anyone who is saying “what?”
Go watch red letter media’s review
Never heard of Neil Been until this, and I would absolutely be down for the DT crew to review more of this guy's work.
This is one of your funniest episodes, guys! The part about the movie showing how aliens are trying to learn human ways is just hilarious because my buddy and I made the same comment when we watched the entire film. It's like Mr. Breen doesn't understand how actual human dialogue is spoken, and it makes for laugh out loud entertainment! Thank you, Neil Breen and thank you, Double Toasted!!!
Man I watched this live last night..
I got a headache from laughing so hard.
This was the best review of all time.
Martin, yes we did catch your comment about Fateful Findings being like an existentialist German film. That was one of the funniest comments in this episode!
One word to say for this Double Toasted review. Finally.
Edit: Also Neil's movies love them laptops. A entire scene was dedicated to them.😂
His love of laptops and tuna
I just discovered Neil Breen a few months ago and have been obsessed.... y’all just made my night fr 😂
So, the explanation for why the sniper dies? Neil Breen's character is psychic. That rock he found at the beginning of the movie made him a psychic Gary Stu. When the sniper tried to kill him, the bullet instead shot him to protect Neil Breen. Also, the disappearing therapist was supposed to be a ghost.
I've always wanted to see a review of this movie, but alot of reviews on TH-cam are clickbaity annoyingly fake rage reviews. So glad you guys are reviewing this! 😂
Check out red letter media
Yeah, Red Letter Media, Good Bad or Bad Bad, and FanboyFlicks. They review all 5 of Neil’s films I believe.
RLM just covered this movie in their 100th BOTW episode.
@@6ViolinRed Cinema Snob too 😉
Kennie JD has a good one for this movie too. It's actually how I found out about this movie
"Why wouldn't they break that into volumes?" 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg it's a Breen review, finally!
"Love the man that wastes lettuce"
Don't you mean 'that tosses salad', Martin
Neil Breen's seduction technique is "hey, look how I don't mind throwing shit around." 😆 😆 😆
We're reaching "The Room" levels of Incompetence here.
You should look up what the word 'incontinence' means.
@@lich109 Blame autocorrect for that.
@@Deform-2024 I figured, but it was still funny.
There's a whole bunch of contenders for best worst movie, but Neil Breen has a whole SERIES of them and that makes him the undisputed 🐐
In the conference scene, you'll notice that the location and orientation of the scaffolding changes between edits of the same green screen shot. How do you do that on accident? Ergo, Neil Breen's a secret genius.
9:59 "It was ten words *YAAAhhhhhh* "
I was looking for this comment lmao 🤣
He fell into another dimension
17:57 Billy's reaction was everything right there!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Martin: that's hell toupee 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I'm a simple man, I see Neil Breen, I click.
He looks like if Richard Gere was a drug addict
As bad as Fateful Findings is, I think that this is the Neil Breen movie that makes the most coherent sense. His other movies make even _less_ sense.
Y'all need to do a Bad Movie Roast on another Neil Breen movie!
Neil Breen can, should, and MUST direct an MCU film
Although I am really happy with Jonathan Majors' job so far as Kang. If for any unfortunate reason, he drops out. I say they bring in the Breen to take over the role. Who better to play an m'fer who behaves like he came from another dimension with delusions of grandeur? He wouldn't even have to read a script, he would just need to show up on set and be himself.
@@yakuza01 he doesn’t even need to be there, just take clips from pass thru and make him purple.
An alien disguised as humans was the perfect description
I remember when Goodwin told y'all about this! He deserved to be here! 😂
I wish Goodwin and Girts were in this review 😭
Oh shit! I was watching this review at work and spontaneously busted out laughing . Coworkers looking at me crazy. Lol
Can’t believe they did it, finally a Neil Breen film and in one episode?!
This is the kind of movie that'll make you lose your mind while dying of laughter.
I'm so excited for them to go down the wormhole of Neil Breen's fountain of madness.
Aww, shit...It finally happened. Double Toasted has found Neil Breen. 😆😆
At some point you gotta talk about “pass thru” that has the greatest character of all time Viad the green screened tiger.
The Breenery is chalk full of bad movie goodness... I fare thee DT crew well with their journey 🧙♂️
I guess the therapists symbolizes how far away people are, and how we try to fix by distancing. The other therapist was too close, but still insufficient, either doctors never worked to heal his case because his case is unacknowledged by science. The ending makes them disappear because it shows he no longer needs them. I just cracked the Human Breen code.
First therapist represents "big pharma" that just wants to put people on drugs and not address their problems. Second therapist represents alternative medicine(?) Which supposedly gives Neil the answer to his mental problems.
As soon as I saw the thumbnail I knew this was gonna be the best video on TH-cam 😂😅🤣 OMFG this freakin thing man I can’t even call this a “movie” it doesn’t deserve to be called that at all
Neil is the best comedian ever 🙂His movie reviews always put smile on my face. He doesn't harm anybody but makes people laugh. He's well known even in Poland, youtuber NRGeek "promoted" Neil in our country 😀
AT LONG LAST! AN OFFICIAL NEIL BREEN REVIEW! I didn't think it was possible to love DT more than I already do lol. Thank you for making this!
I used to think Neil Breen was probably the most bizarre person out there, then I found out about Chris chan and now I take it all back lol
Neil Breen is a genius. He deliberately did it bad but never marketed it that way
Resident of Kurtistown here. Legend has it that Best Buy shut down so many stores because Neil Breen would come in and destroy their laptops.
WOW! This guy makes Tommy Wiseau look like Spielberg! Please do his other films "Pass Thru" and "Twisted Pair!"
Billy will have a fucking ball!
Please do more Neil Breen movie roasts. This is hilarious...lmao!
We need a Neil Breen and Tommy Wieasu collaboration
That would be EPIC!! We need a WBCU, Weisau Breen Cinematic Universal 🤣🤣🤣
President of THE Bank
if hollywood financed neil breen's movie with a big budget, he would have the greatest movie of all time.
Hi, I am Neil Breen, and this is my MasterClass. Kidding aside, he did actually released a video teaching people how to make films and his "method". Think about that for a second.
Neil Breen and M Night as co-directors of a movie would destroy Hollywood.
Oh man, the DT Boys are 🔥 in this vid. Martin snags MVP- absolutely killed it 🤠
Yesssss! Is this your first Breen 'film'? The bad movie reviews are quickly becoming my favorites....good lookin out, guys.
Not saying anybody would, but if a filmmaker was brave enough to make a movie about Neil Breen, Jim Carrey would be perfect casting lol.
I was wondering when you guys would step into the house of Breen.
Therapist he sits on the long table and talks to changes suits in the middle of one of the scenes. It’s 😂
You guys are the best 🤣 keep up the great work !! Best wishes from Portugal 👍
The David Lynch of bad movies!
Holy crap! I never thought I’d catch you guys reviewing a Neil Breen film.
That nip slip was nothing, compared to Neil mooning the camera earlier, as he's wandering out of the hospital. And he even one-upped himself in another movie of his called "Double Down", where he was floating in a swimming pool with his balls out. Maybe that's what inspired the title.
Ayo, I'm 10 minutes in, and I'm so blessed to have discovered Spill years ago which eventually led me to DT. I never even heard of Fateful Findings. And, I can see it's up there with Samurai Cop, The Room and Thunder Warrior.
This guy seriously has a messiah complex going on. All of his movies are the same-he is the baddest dude alive who gets all the women. Only in his movies does this reality exists. 😂
"This is NOT a midnight movie"
this is classic Breen but Double Down is even better - the Red Letter Media episode for Double Down will make you cry laughing :-)
I loved that one rich evans trying to describe the plot is god tier comedy
@@redpanda227 He wants to be the best
"This movie is nothing but stuff." - Rich Evans
FINALLY!!!!! IT'S HERE!!!!!! BREEEEEEN!!!!!!!
Korey might be right about how they seem to be Aliens posing as Humans. 12:41.
This is hands down the funniest review y’all have ever done.
29:46
Continuity error.
His body position changed between cuts.
Also no blood until she's next to him
I guess that the goon was trying to impress that woman, by dancing, like Mumble from Happy Feet. 😂 (40:43)
"he looks like a ventriloquist dummy" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
This was one of the better ones. I was reluctant to do breen movies but now I’m all in
This is a DT record. A Billy crack-up (😂) after 18:22 mins.
Billy at 18:25 😂