Thanks so much for putting this back on yt. I've watched/listened to this hundreds of times in the last few years it's so funny to me. Still haven't watched Tiptoes tho
Actually, Peter Dinklage is now known as the LP who achieved success for himself and now doesn't want anymore roles for people like him. Doesn't want them represented. Just look at the doomed Snow White movie and his reaction to that.
Can confirm that this movie is batshit crazy. I also watched it with a big group of people and we were all just as flabbergasted by it as Tosh's writing room.
The reason there is a 15 year age gap is Rolf was born first then breaking news came out that dwarfs can become full sized as long as the estate in the mother's womb for 15 years. So they just stitched her up and sent her on her way. And why Matthew was so mad because they forgot that rule and let the kid out 15 years too soon.
Fun fact about ate Beckinsale's stupid hat. It's the reason she is in the movie. Apparently it is her special hat and she worked for minimum wage as long as she was allowed to wear it.
Reading up on this and apparently theres a 150 minute directors cut that was screened like once at a film festival and then never seen again or something. I think the only available version now is the 90 minute producers cut.
There is a movie podcast called Cinephobe that has an episode about this movie. The first time I heard about this movie. I saw the 2 bears also. The laughter from "role of a lifetime" hilarious
I actualy worked on this film as set lighting tech. Even while working on this back then I wondered how all these actors got involved in such a bizarre film . I did get a pic with Bridget tho.
The original cut of Tiptoes ran 2.5 hours! Dinklage said it was 'beautiful.' However, the studio edited the $hit out to try and turn it into a rom-com. Feel free to look it up!
To be fair to the film, it is said by those in the know, the final version is NOTHING like the original script. If you google this movie there is a discussion board with details but essentially it sounds like the casting of Oldman would have required VFX/CGI not available due to $$$ in order to make it look good enough to come off as the drama/"Role of a Lifetime" that it was written to be. AT the last minute, they decided to totally re-edit the movie with tons of footage cut out (hence it is only 90 minutes instead of 120+) so the movie's citchy/bad visual appearence could be chalked up to "its an Artsy/goofy/Big Lewbowski--esk" movie so its SUPPOSED to look bad!!" feel. It truly sounded like it COULD have been a great movie but the business of hollywood saw to an end to that potential.
I just heard about Tiptoes yesterday after binge watching the channel, “ That aged great!.” It’s a great, funny series that reminds me of this rant. This movie sounds terrible 😂😂
I just found that channel and it brought me here. I watched this with my sister cause we heard it was bad and it's fantastically bad. We had a great time.
@@DavidLLambertmobile going to torrent it tonight-- it seems like a movie you feel bad about laughing at but sometimes it's the best. Precious comes to mind
So good to see someone destroy some of the many terribly made movies. Besides the famous actors who agreed to do it, who were the film industry execs who decided to pay for it?
It's much easier to call Dinklich by his actual govt name DingleBerry that was accurately given to him even before putting 2 and 2 together and intellectually recognizing the same thing his whole family been knowing about according to his shortcomings. Obviously midget guilt from siblings towering above is shitty
I probably spelled dinklage wrong, im not good at short hand. Which is better, watching an lp scream at someone or a 4 foot 9 inch spanish grandmother?
Thanks so much for putting this back on yt. I've watched/listened to this hundreds of times in the last few years it's so funny to me. Still haven't watched Tiptoes tho
This is why Tosh's podcast is so good. Just let him ramble and it's funny
He has like 1000 q cards he's reading on the pod
@@andrewkoestl cue not q
you can tell this aired before 2011 because Peter Dinklage is still known as the little person from Elf lmao
just said that to myself lol
Actually, Peter Dinklage is now known as the LP who achieved success for himself and now doesn't want anymore roles for people like him. Doesn't want them represented. Just look at the doomed Snow White movie and his reaction to that.
@@TheValoisMadness alright dude, I’m not the one writing an op-ed in the TH-cam comments for a Tosh.0 video
He really is just known as THE midget now he really monopolized his stature lol
And he's not busy crying like a bitch about it
We just spent half an hour looking for this during a team meeting. Thank you for your service
what team you on bruh?
And another 45 watching, yeah I wanna apply to whatever it is you're getting paid to do bud
I had no idea the full uncut rant on this was 40+ minutes 🤣
Can confirm that this movie is batshit crazy. I also watched it with a big group of people and we were all just as flabbergasted by it as Tosh's writing room.
I LOLed 🤣 when I first saw this film. Gary Oldman, Muppet feet! 🥾
I have been looking for this since i saw it air thank you
Thank you for preserving art!!
37:42 LOL "You know what would be easy if I could just do this alone" OH MAN I LOVE IT
The part about the Jewish wedding made me scream in my head "great so it's a fuckin Adam Sandler movie now!"
I need him to describe every movie ever made!😂😂😂 I will watch months of this! Lmfao
It’s wild how many comedians rode the steam of this bit without giving props.
The reason there is a 15 year age gap is Rolf was born first then breaking news came out that dwarfs can become full sized as long as the estate in the mother's womb for 15 years. So they just stitched her up and sent her on her way. And why Matthew was so mad because they forgot that rule and let the kid out 15 years too soon.
Fun fact about ate Beckinsale's stupid hat. It's the reason she is in the movie. Apparently it is her special hat and she worked for minimum wage as long as she was allowed to wear it.
dude holy shit thank you for posting these
I thought this had disappeared forever, thank you 🫡
I remember seeing this trainwreck years ago and it's fkn hilarious. All I kept thinking was how did they get these actors to be in this😂.
Man I wish he did these more often.
Reading up on this and apparently theres a 150 minute directors cut that was screened like once at a film festival and then never seen again or something. I think the only available version now is the 90 minute producers cut.
Oh, Tom Segura. Original as ever. I wonder if Matthew McConaughey saw this years ago and thought about it during 2 Bears lol
There is a movie podcast called Cinephobe that has an episode about this movie. The first time I heard about this movie. I saw the 2 bears also. The laughter from "role of a lifetime" hilarious
I actualy worked on this film as set lighting tech. Even while working on this back then I wondered how all these actors got involved in such a bizarre film . I did get a pic with Bridget tho.
I had to buy the DVD to find this. It gets taken down constantly.
Still trying to bury TipToes 😄😆🤣
That Dinklage impression is on point
15 minutes into this I checked the seek bar, thinking that Tosh was talking about the 3rd act and this was wrapping up.
Pissed myself laughing
I own this blockbuster😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah twu
@@mstheman10 TDWU COBROSEXUALS
This might be good on weed😂
This is hilarious. It's no wonder Gillis fell in love with this movie as well lmao
Kinda hurtful. As the guy who's currently digging through Kate Beckinsale's garbage, I would never do anything to harm her.
Love how this is uncut but clearly still has cuts lol
This film has 3 Oscar winners and a 4 time Emmy winner
The original cut of Tiptoes ran 2.5 hours! Dinklage said it was 'beautiful.' However, the studio edited the $hit out to try and turn it into a rom-com. Feel free to look it up!
Ive watch TT 2x. I stay convinced the producers, crew uses 2 different cabins, locations. Front porch, drive ways seem off.
This was better than the movie!!!
was HD invented after this?
Anyone know if there is a TH-cam video of Siskle & Ebert reviewing this movie?? Please tell me there is lol ?!?!?
You're the biggest actor in Hollywood Peter
To be fair to the film, it is said by those in the know, the final version is NOTHING like the original script.
If you google this movie there is a discussion board with details but essentially it sounds like the casting of Oldman would have required VFX/CGI not available due to $$$ in order to make it look good enough to come off as the drama/"Role of a Lifetime" that it was written to be. AT the last minute, they decided to totally re-edit the movie with tons of footage cut out (hence it is only 90 minutes instead of 120+) so the movie's citchy/bad visual appearence could be chalked up to "its an Artsy/goofy/Big Lewbowski--esk" movie so its SUPPOSED to look bad!!" feel.
It truly sounded like it COULD have been a great movie but the business of hollywood saw to an end to that potential.
I just heard about Tiptoes yesterday after binge watching the channel, “ That aged great!.” It’s a great, funny series that reminds me of this rant. This movie sounds terrible 😂😂
I just found that channel and it brought me here. I watched this with my sister cause we heard it was bad and it's fantastically bad. We had a great time.
Ive heard of this movie. It has many mentions on podcasts
3 Academy Award winners in this movie btw
Never heard of this but sounds hilarious
Tip Toes 🎞 is worth a watch. I laughed like crazy.... if you watch close you see the flaws, flubs.
@@DavidLLambertmobile going to torrent it tonight-- it seems like a movie you feel bad about laughing at but sometimes it's the best. Precious comes to mind
Chocolate news was dope lol
This show is still on?
No, I wish. Tosh has a podcast now though
@@senseiii3986love the pod
Are you serious?
Lmao
DEAD serious
Is Tosh making this up as he goes along? 😂
I'm dying to watch this flop
i checked. it’s on prime, rewatched it a couple days ago 😅😅
It's been on Amazon Prime for a few years. 🎬
I’m sorry but I freaking love Tosh😂anybody know where I can watch this movie??
prime
Anyone else here from 2 bears 1 cave 😂
Yess hahahahahahahaha
and he thinks his son can't tell a coherent story
Gary Oldman Interview about his movie Tiptoes
th-cam.com/video/A4w6-XXXv90/w-d-xo.htmlsi=bSVQcNETjTaiuJot
He got part of the ending wrong, mathew wanted to be with his kid but she didnt want him to
Big wheel !!
So good to see someone destroy some of the many terribly made movies. Besides the famous actors who agreed to do it, who were the film industry execs who decided to pay for it?
It's much easier to call Dinklich by his actual govt name DingleBerry that was accurately given to him even before putting 2 and 2 together and intellectually recognizing the same thing his whole family been knowing about according to his shortcomings. Obviously midget guilt from siblings towering above is shitty
Dinklage* not Dinklich
I’m thinking what the hell does he talk about after he does the review? Oh, it really is a review half as long as the movie.
Hey youtube, can i call a movie about little people 'batshit crazy'?
This was peak tosh. Still akward and figuring out what his format was. Then he was sad and sold out
Kate should be ashamed or maybe she just took the role to get her a little dinklage roll.
She wanted to show off her hats. They're all hers, from her private collection.
38:01 😅
Watch the movie then make jokes.
I probably spelled dinklage wrong, im not good at short hand. Which is better, watching an lp scream at someone or a 4 foot 9 inch spanish grandmother?