The funny thing about Kevin always getting caught in "The Meat Kings Party" is that he just have to lock the door of the meat car in the literal beginning of the level, if you don't do that the guy you were torturing in the cutscene will wake up and alert the guards, lol.
Breaking news: a hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club known as The meat Kings Palace. After killing 243 guards and civilians the perpetrator was finally killed by a door. That’s right the door.
"Chief! A hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club last night!" "What was the murder weapon?" "A door." "My God, lieutenant. It's him." "Who?" "AGENTFORTYKEVINNNNN" (PTSD intensifies)
Are you seriously telling me you didn’t expect Kevin to kill all his clones? For Jim's sake this is Kevin we’re talking about! Of course he’d kill them all!
Your cover is getting blown because almost every NPC in the old Hitman games is an enforcer (guards with dots in Hitman 2016). The longer you stand in front of them the more is chance of your cover getting blown.
It's because they work together everyday, so when a bald man with a barcode tattoo on the back of his head appears in their uniforms, naturally they don't recognise them and get suspicious.
Actually I think it's because the outfit he took is for the opium waiter. The guards know there's only one so if you don't kill the other your cover will be blown.
and that is how it is done. Not like the crap AI who doesn´t react to their surroundings in the new games. I love how your cover, your moves and all events matter for the AI in the old games. It is just awesome that some outfits grant you possibilities, but at the same time restrict you as well. Best example in this mission is the waiter. He will see through your disguise instantly, because he works alone, but the guards may accept 2 waiters to a specific point, because maybe another one was hired without them knowing (even if it is quite suspicious).
The older games are actually more realistic AI-wise. Since places like the Meat King's Slaughterhouse are run by crime organizations, it is their duty to keep an eye on everyone who comes into their vicinity or else they would easily get busted. Any remote suspicion will send them into a frenzy. Like the guys above were saying with the one waiter or whatever. They probably keep record of their employees and if someone shows up that isn't familiar, they assume he's a fake or keep a close eye on them.
Hitman Contracts is probably one of the most atmospheric games ever, the dark atmosphere, creepy music, constant rain, snow and darkness... Too bad the mission design is really inconsistent, otherwise it'd easily be the best in the series.
I think the mission design basically boils down to the fact that they're essentially a kind of remastering of older jobs from hitman 1 & 2. Those games did not age well, mechanically speaking. Personally, Blood Money will always be my favourite
Jim Pickens is an immortal being, he travels between the realms, conquering galaxy after galaxy, he contacts kevin through telekinesis and kevin has been building up Jims notoriety on earth, and before you know it we're all bald old men serving the supreme leader Jim Pickens.
"Atleast be decent when you fight me to the death in butchers dungeon" Thank you for saying out loud. For far too long the butcher has been harassing innocent assassins.
2:46 that's got to be one of my favorite kills Kevin has done in a Hitman game. Just the extremely sudden and violently forceful way the body flew into the wall and how it landed on the ground with the arm bent backwards.
1:56 "Pick on someone your own..."...vital status (the state or condition of being living or deceased) ? :) 11:21 "Is this some butcher overlord?" Ahh, fresh meat! :P
I don't really know anyone who'd prefer saying "Acum iti simt carnea!" instead of... y'know, "Stai la control!" ("I'm gonna frisk you!") or anything that doesn't sound so wonderfully derpy -- still wouldn't trade it for the world tho'
10:07 "There we go, just wake up again, that's like it's all was a bad dream" Actually those are memories of old missions from Codename: 47 that Agent 47 hallucinates after getting shot in Paris.
47 is so dedicated to keeping his cover that he'll try to feed a human Jabba the Hutt guards because he keeps calling for them. That bit cracks me up for some reason. (Also, that could be an alternate way to kill him. Feed him guards until he dies from congestive heart failure.) Some of the older Hitman games had more interesting people to kill instead of generic, fit rich people; generic, fit serial killers; or generic old dude who's important for some reason and wears that fisherman's hat that all old people wear in fiction for some reason.
Yes... This is the first hitman game I've ever played. I remember overhearing the swat song when my dad was playing it first very late at night. It was also one of the grimmest , creepiest undertones in gaming I've seen.
4:05 just imagine that scene... A "highly trained swat unit" that can't cover the back while assaulting and a hitman janitor with a little plaque saying "Hi, my name is -Dan- Kevin" just explode them from behind.
Used to watch your machinima and sims videos back in the day, and only now thought of looking you up again! Glad I did, keep up the good work, Kevin :)
Nobody : 7:45 okay, on the background You can hear a man say "Te-am rugat să îmi arăți legitimația" And that is Romanian and it means , i asked you to show me your ID i diddn't know that they had Romanian voice in this game
Play some old splinter cell games man those goggles really reminded of Sam fisher and also splinter cell series is one of my most favourite series !!! So please Jim torture Kevin till he plays Splinter cell .
Day 99 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. Mona Beansa, *feeling sad without you in villager* It would be day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
Tips. Playing with aggresive type, when you reach the hotel level, don"t hold back, shoot 3 guards in the front with silenced gun, take the clothes and they'll never find out that fast. Do not let em frisk you or you'll lose your guns. Then you can gunblazing and their their glocks. Its easy to kill everyone in contracts.
The Three Main reasons to subscribe to Kevin 1. He has a diverse game library, it's often a nice surprise to see what he's gonna upload 2. He's fecken hilarious 3. Jim Pickens!
Day whatever of asking Kevin to play the following The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction
Omg! Kevin I love that game so much hitman contracts was the first game that I ever got 100% completion on if you could continue this game series that would be the greatest thing ever thank you for making this video truly made my day
9:11 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!! Why is there blood coming out of that man, kevin? "That isn't blood! That's juice! Juice from the juice pops we're having!"
Me at my grandpa's funeral:
Wait, is that Jim Pickens?!
Hello Son Pickens
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
The funny thing about Kevin always getting caught in "The Meat Kings Party" is that he just have to lock the door of the meat car in the literal beginning of the level, if you don't do that the guy you were torturing in the cutscene will wake up and alert the guards, lol.
The part when that guy runs in the kitchen :D
HAHAHA poor guy didn't know why his covers were blown
@@NomanJohan well I just figured out why my cover was blown
I never understood why they looked for me until a naked guy showed up 😂
😂
Nobody:
Kevin: Oh wait there’s me!
Kevin would be no good in a mirror shop
@@TotallyNotToby_ he would probably died of starvation in there LOL
Breaking news: a hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club known as The meat Kings Palace. After killing 243 guards and civilians the perpetrator was finally killed by a door. That’s right the door.
"Chief! A hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club last night!"
"What was the murder weapon?"
"A door."
"My God, lieutenant. It's him."
"Who?"
"AGENTFORTYKEVINNNNN" (PTSD intensifies)
"Yeah pick on someone your own..heartbeat...related what?"
CallMeKevin - 2019
That moment whe his mind shifts to another dimension.
He *did* try to look for the joke, in his defense.
From BlackPanthaa's channel all the way to here lol, really didn't expect to see you here.
*him killing all the clones*
Me: I never met anyone who wanted to kill themselves as much as me..
Until now
Are you seriously telling me you didn’t expect Kevin to kill all his clones?
For Jim's sake this is Kevin we’re talking about!
Of course he’d kill them all!
@@sierraphoenix1695 for Jim's sake
What? I’m only stating the obvio- ohhh now I get it...
Wait till ya get a load of em
I don't get why you have to quote yourself but go ahead
Hitman looks pissed in the thumbnail...
He knows what channel he's on
The best channel
The CallMeKevin channel
He knows he's about to Feck everything up
He's called "47"
They call him 47 *bruh*
"Oh well thats not Jim Pickens, if you did that to Jim your arms would break, his head wouldn't move an inch"
-Call Me Kevin 2019
Your cover is getting blown because almost every NPC in the old Hitman games is an enforcer (guards with dots in Hitman 2016). The longer you stand in front of them the more is chance of your cover getting blown.
Even though it's harder, it does make sense
It's because they work together everyday, so when a bald man with a barcode tattoo on the back of his head appears in their uniforms, naturally they don't recognise them and get suspicious.
Actually I think it's because the outfit he took is for the opium waiter. The guards know there's only one so if you don't kill the other your cover will be blown.
and that is how it is done. Not like the crap AI who doesn´t react to their surroundings in the new games. I love how your cover, your moves and all events matter for the AI in the old games. It is just awesome that some outfits grant you possibilities, but at the same time restrict you as well. Best example in this mission is the waiter. He will see through your disguise instantly, because he works alone, but the guards may accept 2 waiters to a specific point, because maybe another one was hired without them knowing (even if it is quite suspicious).
The older games are actually more realistic AI-wise. Since places like the Meat King's Slaughterhouse are run by crime organizations, it is their duty to keep an eye on everyone who comes into their vicinity or else they would easily get busted. Any remote suspicion will send them into a frenzy. Like the guys above were saying with the one waiter or whatever. They probably keep record of their employees and if someone shows up that isn't familiar, they assume he's a fake or keep a close eye on them.
Hitman Contracts is probably one of the most atmospheric games ever, the dark atmosphere, creepy music, constant rain, snow and darkness...
Too bad the mission design is really inconsistent, otherwise it'd easily be the best in the series.
I think the mission design basically boils down to the fact that they're essentially a kind of remastering of older jobs from hitman 1 & 2. Those games did not age well, mechanically speaking. Personally, Blood Money will always be my favourite
@@hazode Blood Money is so good
Other than the new ones it's my favourite
Only the third mission (Russian mission) is kinda tedious
Hitman 2 silent assassin or blood money for me. The 2016 reboot is also extremely good/hitman 2 2018
I always preferred playing it as a run n gun game, but I was stealthy too. I usually just eliminated the target with silverballers.
Jim Pickens is an immortal being, he travels between the realms, conquering galaxy after galaxy, he contacts kevin through telekinesis and kevin has been building up Jims notoriety on earth, and before you know it we're all bald old men serving the supreme leader Jim Pickens.
Telepathy not telekinesis.
So, Kevin's the silver surfer to Jim's galactus?
"Atleast be decent when you fight me to the death in butchers dungeon"
Thank you for saying out loud. For far too long the butcher has been harassing innocent assassins.
Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad
Epic
I knew the fans wouldn’t allow it to stop
@@dgsanimations5586 Would appreciate it if you guys did.
What happened to Mona?
@@SaphiraTessa abducted. Probably murdered. The interest of bringing baking bad back costed her life
2:46 that's got to be one of my favorite kills Kevin has done in a Hitman game. Just the extremely sudden and violently forceful way the body flew into the wall and how it landed on the ground with the arm bent backwards.
Kevin:* owns green screen*
Also Kevin:*doesn’t use it at all*
he used it to decorate the house with lego harry potter screen shots you UNCULTURED SWINE
He used it for that masterpiece he uploaded a few days ago
I played through this for the first time a few months back and I loved it, one of the best in the series.
1:56 "Pick on someone your own..."...vital status (the state or condition of being living or deceased) ? :)
11:21 "Is this some butcher overlord?" Ahh, fresh meat! :P
I was searching this very one butcher reference comment
The language that they are speakin' is actually Romanian and i am very confused and proud at the same time
I don't really know anyone who'd prefer saying "Acum iti simt carnea!" instead of... y'know, "Stai la control!" ("I'm gonna frisk you!") or anything that doesn't sound so wonderfully derpy -- still wouldn't trade it for the world tho'
I was looking for this comment xD
@@vetreas366 If you worked for a crime boss named "The Meat King" you might also talk about flesh a lot.
I love your videos man, love watching them in the am while getting ready for work and in pm when i get off work, keep up the great content
keith amerson I have the same routine lol
I literally laughed through this whole vid, made my day so much better 😂❤️
3:07 that laugh, never get old
Day 5 of requesting for a Freestyle Rap Battle between RTGame and CallMeKevin.
Losing count 5 days in? I see you graduated valedictorian
That’s how they settle it down
RtGame might do the evil deed on occasion, but Kevin has the Dear Leader to back him up
The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens *salutes our true hero*
edit: *true god*
Bore Ragnarok
Day 70 of loving Kevin unconditionally, even if he enjoys being bald
Kevin: "I love the hitman series, and i relate to this one even more"
Me: op Kevin has just informed us he is confirmed, a hit man.
10:07
"There we go, just wake up again, that's like it's all was a bad dream"
Actually those are memories of old missions from Codename: 47 that Agent 47 hallucinates after getting shot in Paris.
r/wooosh-ish
@@bigguy2968 r/thisisntreddit
47 is so dedicated to keeping his cover that he'll try to feed a human Jabba the Hutt guards because he keeps calling for them. That bit cracks me up for some reason. (Also, that could be an alternate way to kill him. Feed him guards until he dies from congestive heart failure.) Some of the older Hitman games had more interesting people to kill instead of generic, fit rich people; generic, fit serial killers; or generic old dude who's important for some reason and wears that fisherman's hat that all old people wear in fiction for some reason.
Kevin’s fan base: Kevin is evil
Kevin: well yes but actually yes
Indeed
This is 100% my favorite Hitman game ever. I'm so happy you're playing this ❤️
kevin and rt: friends
no one:
kevin and rt: _THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE IRISH_
Day 1 of asking Kevin and RT to duet Gonna Be (500 Miles)
Oh.my.god. Yes!
no
パデ y
I can hear the “dadada” already
nah ebony and ivory! XD
Jim Pickens does not Obey the laws of physics,
THE LAWS OF PHYSICS OBEY HIM °^°
(Edit) wow these are a lot of likes '-'
Day 71 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
false! there have been a couple of days in the last 2 months without an upload so there is no way you could have posted this 71 consecutive days!
6:52 Oh my God, that's Romanian. I just got a bit surprised by it because I didn't know if I'd understood it correctly or not 😂😂
Yes... This is the first hitman game I've ever played. I remember overhearing the swat song when my dad was playing it first very late at night. It was also one of the grimmest , creepiest undertones in gaming I've seen.
4:05 just imagine that scene... A "highly trained swat unit" that can't cover the back while assaulting and a hitman janitor with a little plaque saying "Hi, my name is -Dan- Kevin" just explode them from behind.
1:00 Wow Kevin! You must be such a good employee since they've hired so many times! Edit: "Employee"
Day 57 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Oh there's me
Has he ever said Thanks? I unsubbed to Kevin..his arrogance gets tiring.
@@krishelfferich3087 Well, he did heart my comment once, so that's kind of like saying thank you.
@@nikkiesona Thats cool. 😊
You will get it right some day
Used to watch your machinima and sims videos back in the day, and only now thought of looking you up again!
Glad I did, keep up the good work, Kevin :)
Hitman Contracts but Oh! There's me!
I think it's about time you do Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
Especially after that Sam Fischer namedrop
4:56 Racism in a nutshell.
6:40 he said "Alright that's better." but you could hear 4 Gunshots
11:28 This guy is Gru. "Gorls Gorls Gorls."
Hitman?
More like Bore: Ragnarok
Why did i even read this...I knew what it said before opening, feck me
@@nemanjamitrovic9343 And that is why this joke still works
Father Gascoigne How long will it last tho
@@onemandubs713 Probably forever, just like Jim Pickens. No matter how many times you try to kill it, it always comes back.
1:55 Pick on someone with your own DNA!
They actually have the same DNA
They're clones
4:57 "Different language, I don't like that" 😂
I've been waiting for this for a long time, its time
6:51 I'm pretty sure that bodyguard spoke romainian
Ooh he did! I just noticed it because you pointed it out lol
Day 4 of asking Kevin to get his fecking music onto Spotify
Nobody : 7:45 okay, on the background You can hear a man say "Te-am rugat să îmi arăți legitimația" And that is Romanian and it means , i asked you to show me your ID i diddn't know that they had Romanian voice in this game
Yeah I heard that and sounded so familiar :)) but why they use such a bad accent of romanian language tho..even at 6:52
11:18 Thats the level 100 butcher.
My sleep-deprived self read the title as "Human contact but I break every contact" and I've never felt so understood
mooncasket lmao
6:51 he said "now I feel your meat"
Another king has uploaded
i love your videos and watch it all the time: Nikki's Speech
Azur congrats on the success of your channel
8:13 oh my god 😂😂😂 now that's the quality content i subscribed for
How to cook a egg
1. Find a bald man
2. Place egg on his head
3. Leave it in the sun for an hour
4. Enjoy with a cup of joe
2:02
When your friends makes a reference about something, but you don't get it
Day 25 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000
HELL YEAH!
Kevin: "Delightfully devilish Kevin!"
Me: "KEVIN, THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE!!!"
Play some old splinter cell games man those goggles really reminded of Sam fisher and also splinter cell series is one of my most favourite series !!! So please Jim torture Kevin till he plays Splinter cell .
Jim Pickens is everywhere. You cannot escape him
Getting Beavis and Butthead flashbacks from that "uuuuuuhhhh" at around 2:22 XD XD XD
I watched you make this thumbnail on a steam now I’m gonna watch the video after work. Wooooo
Hitman but Kevins cover of country roads is a hit, man
Beautiful.
That's one of my favourite Theresa May quotes 4:56
Not to bring you down or whatever but I’m having problems with my family but somehow you’re making me laugh. Keep up the good work! :)
Hit man is one of my favorite games to watch Kevin play, he’s so good
At majorly fecking everything up 😂
KevinJusticeWarrior best username ever
@@cheerupneko4551
Fecking right it is. Join the Kool Kevin Klub
Day 99 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.
No doubt this is legendary
plz stop
@@Moody.Smiruai Day 100
This video was absolutely amazing 😉 I love it Kevin keep up the brilliant work.❤️❤️
Day 1 of asking Kevin for a Wii Sports Boxing 1 v 1 between Kevin and RT
Kevin and Mat
I just murdered everyone in every level in this game. Mwahaha. And Kevin thinks HE'S a psycopath.
Day 99 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
Mona Beansa, *feeling sad without you in villager*
It would be day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
Yes
Legendary.
17 days till your birthday.
He said he stopped playing it because everyone knows who he is and therefore it's harder to troll
Agreed
Kouncil of Kevins agree with this request, however he had reached too much fame
Tips. Playing with aggresive type, when you reach the hotel level, don"t hold back, shoot 3 guards in the front with silenced gun, take the clothes and they'll never find out that fast. Do not let em frisk you or you'll lose your guns. Then you can gunblazing and their their glocks. Its easy to kill everyone in contracts.
We need more of agent forty kevin
1:25 Kevin giving off some McGregor vibes
I love your content Kevin. Your videos seriously help me cope with issues I have
All those dead clones are just how many times Kevin died off camera
Hitman Contracts but Agent 47 grows his hair back, and loses all the powers he got from being bald.
Rip
The Three Main reasons to subscribe to Kevin
1. He has a diverse game library, it's often a nice surprise to see what he's gonna upload
2. He's fecken hilarious
3. Jim Pickens!
Day 79 of asking the coolest hitboi Kevin to play Toy Story 2
Pulling off a hit on Sheriff Woody
😤👌
I'm Going To Say The N Word.
"THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD!!!"
yes he needs to play it
Again Kevin? Again with a video that completely saves my day?
Day whatever of asking Kevin to play the following The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction
Omg! Kevin I love that game so much hitman contracts was the first game that I ever got 100% completion on if you could continue this game series that would be the greatest thing ever thank you for making this video truly made my day
"All the things I could have been, and I picked TH-cam"
As he sleeps in piles of cash every night like Scrooge McDuck.
Only RT can love hitman
Day 92 of asking Kevin and the Kevin army to come to my birthday party 🎉🎂
I believe we are the cult of the great dear leader Jim Pickens, not this 'Kevin Army' you speak of.
I'll attend 💜
Happy birthday
I will be there if Jim Pickens will be there.
When and where bro?
I absolutely want you to bring more of Hitman Contracts!♥️
Day 13 of asking Kevin to play the official Burger King game, Sneak King!
9:11 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!
Why is there blood coming out of that man, kevin?
"That isn't blood! That's juice! Juice from the juice pops we're having!"
When are we getting an agent 47 vs Jim Pickens
My favourite TH-camr playing my all time favourite game... ahhh fecking perfect. ☘️
Content at its best
Day 147 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.
Guards, GUARDS!! 😂😂😂
RT tried to get you back
He failed.
Rip
"Pick on someone your clone size." I think that was the joke tucked in there, Kevin.
Day 3 of asking Kevin to play pink panther pinkadelic pursuit
"Hitman: Contracts?"
"Hitman Contracts?"
"Hitman contracts what?"
-TalkRadar
Day -8 of asking *Agent 40-Kevin* to play Bus Driver Simulator 2019
Omg your profile picture is amazing! :O
Oh nice, another hitman video.
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