Hitman Contracts but I break every contract

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  • @cookiestyleguy5886
    @cookiestyleguy5886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Breaking news: a hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club known as The meat Kings Palace. After killing 243 guards and civilians the perpetrator was finally killed by a door. That’s right the door.

    • @TheSpectacularSpiderPunk
      @TheSpectacularSpiderPunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Chief! A hitman dressed as a butcher massacred a night club last night!"
      "What was the murder weapon?"
      "A door."
      "My God, lieutenant. It's him."
      "Who?"
      "AGENTFORTYKEVINNNNN" (PTSD intensifies)

  • @Termina648
    @Termina648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The funny thing about Kevin always getting caught in "The Meat Kings Party" is that he just have to lock the door of the meat car in the literal beginning of the level, if you don't do that the guy you were torturing in the cutscene will wake up and alert the guards, lol.

    • @WanderingLoner1
      @WanderingLoner1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The part when that guy runs in the kitchen :D

    • @NomanJohan
      @NomanJohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HAHAHA poor guy didn't know why his covers were blown

    • @honestdave
      @honestdave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NomanJohan well I just figured out why my cover was blown

    • @HaydenRising
      @HaydenRising 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I never understood why they looked for me until a naked guy showed up 😂

    • @VITAS874
      @VITAS874 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @Lmao-xg1wc
    @Lmao-xg1wc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Nobody:
    Kevin: Oh wait there’s me!

    • @TotallyNotToby_
      @TotallyNotToby_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Kevin would be no good in a mirror shop

    • @sebgosling6323
      @sebgosling6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TotallyNotToby_ he would probably died of starvation in there LOL

  • @ConstintineOOO
    @ConstintineOOO 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    *him killing all the clones*
    Me: I never met anyone who wanted to kill themselves as much as me..
    Until now

    • @sierraphoenix1695
      @sierraphoenix1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Are you seriously telling me you didn’t expect Kevin to kill all his clones?
      For Jim's sake this is Kevin we’re talking about!
      Of course he’d kill them all!

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sierraphoenix1695 for Jim's sake

    • @sierraphoenix1695
      @sierraphoenix1695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What? I’m only stating the obvio- ohhh now I get it...

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait till ya get a load of em

    • @man4437
      @man4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get why you have to quote yourself but go ahead

  • @noahbrennan8174
    @noahbrennan8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    Me at my grandpa's funeral:
    Wait, is that Jim Pickens?!

  • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
    @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    "Yeah pick on someone your own..heartbeat...related what?"
    CallMeKevin - 2019

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That moment whe his mind shifts to another dimension.

    • @TheTrueCaptainAwesome
      @TheTrueCaptainAwesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He *did* try to look for the joke, in his defense.

    • @k8-sr495
      @k8-sr495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      From BlackPanthaa's channel all the way to here lol, really didn't expect to see you here.

  • @vidcunttheunbroken4704
    @vidcunttheunbroken4704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Your cover is getting blown because almost every NPC in the old Hitman games is an enforcer (guards with dots in Hitman 2016). The longer you stand in front of them the more is chance of your cover getting blown.

    • @math3000
      @math3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Even though it's harder, it does make sense

    • @fuckoff9182
      @fuckoff9182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      It's because they work together everyday, so when a bald man with a barcode tattoo on the back of his head appears in their uniforms, naturally they don't recognise them and get suspicious.

    • @DomThatDubstep
      @DomThatDubstep 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Actually I think it's because the outfit he took is for the opium waiter. The guards know there's only one so if you don't kill the other your cover will be blown.

    • @LakituKoopa
      @LakituKoopa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      and that is how it is done. Not like the crap AI who doesn´t react to their surroundings in the new games. I love how your cover, your moves and all events matter for the AI in the old games. It is just awesome that some outfits grant you possibilities, but at the same time restrict you as well. Best example in this mission is the waiter. He will see through your disguise instantly, because he works alone, but the guards may accept 2 waiters to a specific point, because maybe another one was hired without them knowing (even if it is quite suspicious).

    • @WhoaaaMama
      @WhoaaaMama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The older games are actually more realistic AI-wise. Since places like the Meat King's Slaughterhouse are run by crime organizations, it is their duty to keep an eye on everyone who comes into their vicinity or else they would easily get busted. Any remote suspicion will send them into a frenzy. Like the guys above were saying with the one waiter or whatever. They probably keep record of their employees and if someone shows up that isn't familiar, they assume he's a fake or keep a close eye on them.

  • @elpascalmods7384
    @elpascalmods7384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Hitman Contracts is probably one of the most atmospheric games ever, the dark atmosphere, creepy music, constant rain, snow and darkness...
    Too bad the mission design is really inconsistent, otherwise it'd easily be the best in the series.

    • @hazode
      @hazode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I think the mission design basically boils down to the fact that they're essentially a kind of remastering of older jobs from hitman 1 & 2. Those games did not age well, mechanically speaking. Personally, Blood Money will always be my favourite

    • @weskergeorge97
      @weskergeorge97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hazode Blood Money is so good

    • @kalzangtopgyal5304
      @kalzangtopgyal5304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Other than the new ones it's my favourite
      Only the third mission (Russian mission) is kinda tedious

    • @stolenname94
      @stolenname94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hitman 2 silent assassin or blood money for me. The 2016 reboot is also extremely good/hitman 2 2018

    • @Wurmo
      @Wurmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always preferred playing it as a run n gun game, but I was stealthy too. I usually just eliminated the target with silverballers.

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Hitman looks pissed in the thumbnail...
    He knows what channel he's on

  • @level100boss3
    @level100boss3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jim Pickens is an immortal being, he travels between the realms, conquering galaxy after galaxy, he contacts kevin through telekinesis and kevin has been building up Jims notoriety on earth, and before you know it we're all bald old men serving the supreme leader Jim Pickens.

    • @trueblue6201
      @trueblue6201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Telepathy not telekinesis.

    • @PhoebeTheFairy56
      @PhoebeTheFairy56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, Kevin's the silver surfer to Jim's galactus?

  • @goldentehfoox3156
    @goldentehfoox3156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "Oh well thats not Jim Pickens, if you did that to Jim your arms would break, his head wouldn't move an inch"
    -Call Me Kevin 2019

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Atleast be decent when you fight me to the death in butchers dungeon"
    Thank you for saying out loud. For far too long the butcher has been harassing innocent assassins.

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:46 that's got to be one of my favorite kills Kevin has done in a Hitman game. Just the extremely sudden and violently forceful way the body flew into the wall and how it landed on the ground with the arm bent backwards.

  • @Negetive2digit
    @Negetive2digit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    47 is so dedicated to keeping his cover that he'll try to feed a human Jabba the Hutt guards because he keeps calling for them. That bit cracks me up for some reason. (Also, that could be an alternate way to kill him. Feed him guards until he dies from congestive heart failure.) Some of the older Hitman games had more interesting people to kill instead of generic, fit rich people; generic, fit serial killers; or generic old dude who's important for some reason and wears that fisherman's hat that all old people wear in fiction for some reason.

  • @themonabeansaproject648
    @themonabeansaproject648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Carrying on for Mona Beansa, this is day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back baking bad

    • @todayiamlena5012
      @todayiamlena5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Epic

    • @dgsanimations5586
      @dgsanimations5586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I knew the fans wouldn’t allow it to stop

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dgsanimations5586 Would appreciate it if you guys did.

    • @SaphiraTessa
      @SaphiraTessa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to Mona?

    • @JotaC
      @JotaC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@SaphiraTessa abducted. Probably murdered. The interest of bringing baking bad back costed her life

  • @howchen8529
    @howchen8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:07 that laugh, never get old

  • @keithamerson2382
    @keithamerson2382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love your videos man, love watching them in the am while getting ready for work and in pm when i get off work, keep up the great content

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      keith amerson I have the same routine lol

  • @DeadwingDork
    @DeadwingDork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I played through this for the first time a few months back and I loved it, one of the best in the series.

  • @CptBamBoozled
    @CptBamBoozled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    The language that they are speakin' is actually Romanian and i am very confused and proud at the same time

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't really know anyone who'd prefer saying "Acum iti simt carnea!" instead of... y'know, "Stai la control!" ("I'm gonna frisk you!") or anything that doesn't sound so wonderfully derpy -- still wouldn't trade it for the world tho'

    • @userAsiral
      @userAsiral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was looking for this comment xD

    • @kilomillensimus9379
      @kilomillensimus9379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vetreas366 If you worked for a crime boss named "The Meat King" you might also talk about flesh a lot.

  • @No-ek8mh
    @No-ek8mh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin’s fan base: Kevin is evil
    Kevin: well yes but actually yes

  • @sammysmiles7086
    @sammysmiles7086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Kevin:* owns green screen*
    Also Kevin:*doesn’t use it at all*

    • @bekrox64
      @bekrox64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he used it to decorate the house with lego harry potter screen shots you UNCULTURED SWINE

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He used it for that masterpiece he uploaded a few days ago

  • @Luxmariiex
    @Luxmariiex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I literally laughed through this whole vid, made my day so much better 😂❤️

  • @quentin932
    @quentin932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Kevin: "I love the hitman series, and i relate to this one even more"
    Me: op Kevin has just informed us he is confirmed, a hit man.

  • @admech590
    @admech590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes... This is the first hitman game I've ever played. I remember overhearing the swat song when my dad was playing it first very late at night. It was also one of the grimmest , creepiest undertones in gaming I've seen.

  • @vidcunttheunbroken4704
    @vidcunttheunbroken4704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    10:07
    "There we go, just wake up again, that's like it's all was a bad dream"
    Actually those are memories of old missions from Codename: 47 that Agent 47 hallucinates after getting shot in Paris.

    • @bigguy2968
      @bigguy2968 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wooosh-ish

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bigguy2968 r/thisisntreddit

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:05 just imagine that scene... A "highly trained swat unit" that can't cover the back while assaulting and a hitman janitor with a little plaque saying "Hi, my name is -Dan- Kevin" just explode them from behind.

  • @roboticaly4592
    @roboticaly4592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Day 70 of loving Kevin unconditionally, even if he enjoys being bald

  • @dragonfan8647
    @dragonfan8647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Day 71 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.

    • @minckypasricha1930
      @minckypasricha1930 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      false! there have been a couple of days in the last 2 months without an upload so there is no way you could have posted this 71 consecutive days!

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    1:56 "Pick on someone your own..."...vital status (the state or condition of being living or deceased) ? :)
    11:21 "Is this some butcher overlord?" Ahh, fresh meat! :P

    • @johnwayne387
      @johnwayne387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was searching this very one butcher reference comment

  • @asneecrabbier3900
    @asneecrabbier3900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    kevin and rt: friends
    no one:
    kevin and rt: _THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE IRISH_

  • @sleepinotters117
    @sleepinotters117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My sleep-deprived self read the title as "Human contact but I break every contact" and I've never felt so understood

  • @estooo
    @estooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    Day 5 of requesting for a Freestyle Rap Battle between RTGame and CallMeKevin.

    • @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Losing count 5 days in? I see you graduated valedictorian

    • @mr.unfunny9368
      @mr.unfunny9368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That’s how they settle it down

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      RtGame might do the evil deed on occasion, but Kevin has the Dear Leader to back him up

    • @estooo
      @estooo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens *salutes our true hero*
      edit: *true god*

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bore Ragnarok

  • @tinyobeseman9915
    @tinyobeseman9915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Day 1 of asking Kevin and RT to duet Gonna Be (500 Miles)

  • @Danof
    @Danof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hitman but Kevins cover of country roads is a hit, man

    • @panic8085
      @panic8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful.

  • @mulekalpha3038
    @mulekalpha3038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Jim Pickens does not Obey the laws of physics,
    THE LAWS OF PHYSICS OBEY HIM °^°
    (Edit) wow these are a lot of likes '-'

  • @sakxranbo
    @sakxranbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:52 Oh my God, that's Romanian. I just got a bit surprised by it because I didn't know if I'd understood it correctly or not 😂😂

  • @joachimiscool
    @joachimiscool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is 100% my favorite Hitman game ever. I'm so happy you're playing this ❤️

  • @throwaway4503
    @throwaway4503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:28 This guy is Gru. "Gorls Gorls Gorls."

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:18 Thats the level 100 butcher.

  • @FreeStyle495
    @FreeStyle495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Nobody : 7:45 okay, on the background You can hear a man say "Te-am rugat să îmi arăți legitimația" And that is Romanian and it means , i asked you to show me your ID i diddn't know that they had Romanian voice in this game

    • @ana-mariablaga5531
      @ana-mariablaga5531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I heard that and sounded so familiar :)) but why they use such a bad accent of romanian language tho..even at 6:52

  • @pizzacat617
    @pizzacat617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:40 he said "Alright that's better." but you could hear 4 Gunshots

  • @thesiscaro3074
    @thesiscaro3074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:00 Wow Kevin! You must be such a good employee since they've hired so many times! Edit: "Employee"

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Day 57 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
    Happy birthday, Kevin.

    • @kevinelnohomo7920
      @kevinelnohomo7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh there's me

    • @krishelfferich3087
      @krishelfferich3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Has he ever said Thanks? I unsubbed to Kevin..his arrogance gets tiring.

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@krishelfferich3087 Well, he did heart my comment once, so that's kind of like saying thank you.

    • @krishelfferich3087
      @krishelfferich3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikkiesona Thats cool. 😊

    • @thestonergamer420
      @thestonergamer420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You will get it right some day

  • @dinodave1118
    @dinodave1118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How to cook a egg
    1. Find a bald man
    2. Place egg on his head
    3. Leave it in the sun for an hour
    4. Enjoy with a cup of joe

  • @mtt8072
    @mtt8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:51 I'm pretty sure that bodyguard spoke romainian

    • @panic8085
      @panic8085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooh he did! I just noticed it because you pointed it out lol

  • @kitty_gamer23
    @kitty_gamer23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bore Ragnarok
    Day of the year: 157
    Consecutive Bore Ragnarok counter: 157
    Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
    Days without videos: 2
    04.15.2019
    06.03.2019 (youtube server problems)
    Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
    Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @kitty_gamer23
      @kitty_gamer23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbudi back in the good ol days i was getin likes and now i get only the no likes this is so sad can we hit 2000 likes?

  • @JasonJayMusic
    @JasonJayMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think it's about time you do Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.
    Especially after that Sam Fischer namedrop

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Day whatever of asking Kevin to play the following The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction

  • @cheerupneko4551
    @cheerupneko4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hit man is one of my favorite games to watch Kevin play, he’s so good
    At majorly fecking everything up 😂

    • @cheerupneko4551
      @cheerupneko4551 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      KevinJusticeWarrior best username ever

    • @pree76
      @pree76 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cheerupneko4551
      Fecking right it is. Join the Kool Kevin Klub

  • @VlaDragoN7
    @VlaDragoN7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to watch your machinima and sims videos back in the day, and only now thought of looking you up again!
    Glad I did, keep up the good work, Kevin :)

  • @ssychosav
    @ssychosav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:51 he said "now I feel your meat"

  • @kyar.5029
    @kyar.5029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:57 "Different language, I don't like that" 😂

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hitman Contracts but Oh! There's me!

  • @alexandernilsson9551
    @alexandernilsson9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:55 Pick on someone with your own DNA!

    • @powerfulstache0583
      @powerfulstache0583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They actually have the same DNA
      They're clones

  • @patch-fm
    @patch-fm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:56 Racism in a nutshell.

  • @aryandairshad
    @aryandairshad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:02
    When your friends makes a reference about something, but you don't get it

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hitman Contracts but Agent 47 grows his hair back, and loses all the powers he got from being bald.

  • @MixSonaProductions
    @MixSonaProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tips. Playing with aggresive type, when you reach the hotel level, don"t hold back, shoot 3 guards in the front with silenced gun, take the clothes and they'll never find out that fast. Do not let em frisk you or you'll lose your guns. Then you can gunblazing and their their glocks. Its easy to kill everyone in contracts.

  • @LunarRL
    @LunarRL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i love your videos and watch it all the time: Nikki's Speech

    • @horrorlover927
      @horrorlover927 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Azur congrats on the success of your channel

  • @carterpompe1763
    @carterpompe1763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jim Pickens is everywhere. You cannot escape him

  • @norwegianlass
    @norwegianlass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Day 4 of asking Kevin to get his fecking music onto Spotify

  • @aGuyNamedDingus
    @aGuyNamedDingus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All those dead clones are just how many times Kevin died off camera

  • @peppernwarming6226
    @peppernwarming6226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Day 25 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

  • @pastaman2205
    @pastaman2205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only RT can love hitman

  • @nut_shell1364
    @nut_shell1364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need more of agent forty kevin

  • @c.a.k.comedy692
    @c.a.k.comedy692 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the idea of being the target of an assassination, calling your guards but your assassin just goes and bring your dead guards to your room

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Hitman?
    More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @nemanjamitrovic9343
      @nemanjamitrovic9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why did i even read this...I knew what it said before opening, feck me

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nemanjamitrovic9343 And that is why this joke still works

    • @onemandubs713
      @onemandubs713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Father Gascoigne How long will it last tho

    • @DiddyBohlen
      @DiddyBohlen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onemandubs713 Probably forever, just like Jim Pickens. No matter how many times you try to kill it, it always comes back.

  • @matthewryan1185
    @matthewryan1185 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Guards, GUARDS!! 😂😂😂

  • @Lucas61616
    @Lucas61616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've been waiting for this for a long time, its time

  • @Alex-sy2fv
    @Alex-sy2fv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That's one of my favourite Theresa May quotes 4:56

  • @MaiaMirabell
    @MaiaMirabell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Getting Beavis and Butthead flashbacks from that "uuuuuuhhhh" at around 2:22 XD XD XD

  • @program4800
    @program4800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The swat team are just storm troopers in disguise.

  • @aldebaran_fgc
    @aldebaran_fgc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Day 1 of asking Kevin for a Wii Sports Boxing 1 v 1 between Kevin and RT

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just murdered everyone in every level in this game. Mwahaha. And Kevin thinks HE'S a psycopath.

  • @alexandergill1545
    @alexandergill1545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When are we getting an agent 47 vs Jim Pickens

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:13 oh my god 😂😂😂 now that's the quality content i subscribed for

  • @ellehair1717
    @ellehair1717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I watched you make this thumbnail on a steam now I’m gonna watch the video after work. Wooooo

  • @pokeguyzilla5597
    @pokeguyzilla5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this one.

  • @mostuselessmanofalltime
    @mostuselessmanofalltime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "All the things I could have been, and I picked TH-cam"
    As he sleeps in piles of cash every night like Scrooge McDuck.

  • @tonyhokenson
    @tonyhokenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Three Main reasons to subscribe to Kevin
    1. He has a diverse game library, it's often a nice surprise to see what he's gonna upload
    2. He's fecken hilarious
    3. Jim Pickens!

  • @todayiamlena5012
    @todayiamlena5012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Day 99 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
    Mona Beansa, *feeling sad without you in villager*
    It would be day 148 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @idontlikelasagne7211
      @idontlikelasagne7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legendary.
      17 days till your birthday.

    • @naplockblubba5369
      @naplockblubba5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He said he stopped playing it because everyone knows who he is and therefore it's harder to troll

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed

    • @pree76
      @pree76 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kouncil of Kevins agree with this request, however he had reached too much fame

  • @Ziets
    @Ziets 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some night vision goggles are a common tool for butchers.

  • @keznichols7988
    @keznichols7988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not to bring you down or whatever but I’m having problems with my family but somehow you’re making me laugh. Keep up the good work! :)

  • @anthonyromanelli1392
    @anthonyromanelli1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Criminologists have found that the average contract killer is usually a broke amateur who takes up the job out of desperation. So this is probably the most accurate portrayal of a hitman we’ll ever see

  • @Anant6925
    @Anant6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Play some old splinter cell games man those goggles really reminded of Sam fisher and also splinter cell series is one of my most favourite series !!! So please Jim torture Kevin till he plays Splinter cell .

  • @quentin932
    @quentin932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another king has uploaded

  • @idontlikelasagne7211
    @idontlikelasagne7211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Day 99 of asking Kevin to play The Emperors New Groove.

  • @FuriousCanadian
    @FuriousCanadian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin went from baby boy playing a forearm god to fucking murder

  • @samuelplaysvideogames4718
    @samuelplaysvideogames4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RT tried to get you back
    He failed.

  • @kagisatu3667
    @kagisatu3667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your content Kevin. Your videos seriously help me cope with issues I have

  • @platypus88
    @platypus88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    My head cannon for Kevin's hitman playthroughs is that almost every random npc has a secret contract on them that the game doesnt tell us about and Agent Feckty Kevin gets paid in bitcoins for everyone he kills, bonus if it's a fish or something equally stupid he uses

  • @ploomique
    @ploomique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ”i killed a lot more people than i had to but sometimes you just gotta do what feels right”.

  • @harleycynofficial
    @harleycynofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pick on someone your clone size." I think that was the joke tucked in there, Kevin.

  • @jakeblake1042
    @jakeblake1042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Day 13 of asking Kevin to play the official Burger King game, Sneak King!

  • @Peacekeeper2k11
    @Peacekeeper2k11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg! Kevin I love that game so much hitman contracts was the first game that I ever got 100% completion on if you could continue this game series that would be the greatest thing ever thank you for making this video truly made my day

  • @mrdiby1
    @mrdiby1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Day 112 of waiting for Kevin to play Big Family Games
    This skill shows that Kevin is a hit man in real life o_o

  • @JizzyF83
    @JizzyF83 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone who has ever played hitman for first time has brutally killed everyone in a mission

  • @jackbudi
    @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Day 42 of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad with RT
    But multiply the day # by ten

  • @jessethehappyguy
    @jessethehappyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who is shooting at me"
    *Gun barrel creeps in from off screen*

  • @joemcmanus7026
    @joemcmanus7026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Play “the getaway black Monday” or need for speed underground/2 Kevin!?

    • @daveyturu
      @daveyturu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nfsu2 needs to happen