Kevin: "I throw food at you, and you open fire... Someone is insecure" Guards: "you literally killed everyone with a fish" Kevin: "And ill do it again "
Kevin:"Look, me drink coffee. No hot chocolate. Me big boy." Also, Kevin:(Throws briefcase)"Don't ever call me big boy, again." Also, also, Kevin:"Heeheehee, I have poison."
I have yet to see anyone pick a disguise other than the clown suit, and yet it's still the hip and trendy one. Whoever designed it is a true mastermind.
idontknow u never know. They actually could’ve commented on other videos but u never came across them 🤷🏼♀️ plus when people make these they dont go back to the comment to edit a new day, they make a new one comment on ANOTHER video
Awww, Kevin showed his softer side by feeling bad for bludgeoning a dead guy with a fish. The sentences written in Kevin videos will always confuse the new people
I love how Kevin plays this game in a way that breaks it, the game devs dont expect someone to be wearing the rabbit suit and not being causing havoc... But Kevin... Kevin just like rabbits
Developers expect everything. And CallMeKevin didn't break the game. If you can change outfits, then surely the developers expected the player to change outifits.
13:56 "If anyone sees you with that rack, my guess is you'll draw a lot unwanted attention to yourself" Well excuse Agent Kevin for having a nice rack.
For some reason running through the foyer yelling "Look everyone I'm Kevin!" like you _only just realised this_ has cracked me up. Might be something to do with it being 2.30am after a long day of paint fumes, but it's probably just that Kevin is a comedy genius.
Frick frack paddy whack! I loved this Kevin, more of it please! The way you do missions has me falling out of my chair with laughter, you are the bestest hitman.
Man in the Mask I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.
Day 147 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night. I haven’t seen my brother for weeks now. You’re still legendary, Subject #74. Mona Beansa,hope you’re doing amazing. It would be day 196 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
I work as a consultant for various big businesses to ensure safety in case of a break in & or robbery... i showed this video to my boss and he is very concerned... he told me in the next job that involves a bank i should buy some fish ( atleast 10 pound in weight) to secure / test the armored glass. Altough people think you're just playing games, thank you for making the world a safer place. You, sir, are a hero!
i love your channel so much kevin. ive been so depressed lately but you make me laugh so hard. thanks for being you! ♥ also, thank you for standing up for gender equality
I love Hitman too -- watching people play through the missions and discover all sorts of new stuff is always a blast. I had no idea that there was already a heist being planned in the bathroom! A shame that becoming the White Rabbit makes you so suspicious. . . And yes, stealing everything you can carry (and some things you really shouldn't be able to carry) is always a Hitman staple, and it's even funnier when you're in a bank -- especially with a vault like that. Rob and shatter ALL the things! XD
Anarchy 21 You realize some things don’t really get brought to top? This is probably one of the first times her comment’s been up around the top and visible.
I don't know exactly when you hit 2 Mil, but congrats Kevin! Thanks for all the hilarious videos and extremely random games. Here's to the next 2 mil! 🍻🎊😁🎮
Kevin's Hitman videos are some of the funniest gaming videos here on youtube. I especially like how Kevin always sacrifices himself by showing all the possible ways to fail in a game.
This is an alternate universe where Easter is banned worldwide and the Easter Bunny has to earn his money in a different way.
This comment is underrated
I love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aren't you from raysipes videos
Been a while since I’ve seen you
My dudette
Kevin: *puts down wet floor sign* “Wouldn’t want anyone getting hurt”
Dead bodies: ...
엑소Exo are you the Exo like the guys that made loveshot because if you are you are awesome
@@iishakoenig5807 You are dumb af ngl
엑소Exo yeah they are also not talking because they are dead
@@danielherrera9510 r/whooooosh
If you put
Dead Bodies: Am I a joke to you?
That'd made it atleast slightly funny
"I love hitting men ... and woman, I'm not a sexist"
Kevin proving again that he advocates equality, what a great and kind man!
Women
He doesn't see color, race, gender, sexuality. He only sees a hittable being. The radical change we truly need.
Our dear leader is truly a man of equality LOL
No
@@JGamv A man of culture I see
Kevin: "I throw food at you, and you open fire... Someone is insecure"
Guards: "you literally killed everyone with a fish"
Kevin: "And ill do it again "
@@assaultrifleabraham … who’s gonna tell this person it was a joke.. I bet you’re fun at parties
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
So no one told you life was gonna end this way
BANG BANG BANG BANG
I completely agree.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way *BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Wrong Irishman
Still prefer the jazz one.
he couldn’t even get passed the first guard without killing him
Kevin isn't actually a hitman, he's just a forceful Chiropractor
who knew that slapping necks was the profession to be in
Guard:(Wakes up)"Ow, what hit me? Man, my neck feel nice, though."
Just like Ocean's 11, but without 10 people
O Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens please forgive kevo for not playing the sims today
Jim!
YOU'RE NOT THE REAL JIM KEVIN WHOULD REPLY
The weird and the wild should have left you all beguiled
Why the f*ck did I read that as Obama's 11*facepalm*
Receptionist: “Ah, hey there big boy!”
Kevin: That’s sexual harassment!
th-cam.com/video/6n3pFFPSlW4/w-d-xo.html
11:02
Kevin:"Look, me drink coffee. No hot chocolate. Me big boy."
Also, Kevin:(Throws briefcase)"Don't ever call me big boy, again."
Also, also, Kevin:"Heeheehee, I have poison."
Then Diana goes on about his rack drawing attention, such a toxic workplace
I have yet to see anyone pick a disguise other than the clown suit, and yet it's still the hip and trendy one. Whoever designed it is a true mastermind.
Indeed
Kevin did
Honk honk
Some say he still has idle breakout open on his other monitor to this day.
he has it open in his mind
This has been confirmed by kevin's reddit video.
“Just another funny clown joke” Kevin says after committing a homicide
We finally know The Joker's origin. He's Kevin.
Ah typical Kevin
It's a prank, bro!
Thats so kevin
Joker (2019)
"He's crying, just because I changed into a rabbit outfit" - Kevin 2019
What is this, FnaF? Is he gonna kill some kids in that outfit?
I had to pause the video at “wait no, a two way mirror would be a window” bc I was laughing too hard
Same but mine was at the interview
Me too! LMAO
Kermit The Festive Human we need someone a bit more cutthroat for the top tier
we need more channels like kevin
Funny enough, two way mirrors are a thing and no they aren't windows lol.
4:34 “Drop whatever’s in your hand!”
Kevin: yeets the extinguisher
At his face😂
Hey baby I hear the blues a calling tossed salad and scrambled eggs.
Mercy
* hears a gunshot and subsequent screaming *
IjahByte so no one told you life was gonna end this way
Ah RTgames fan as well
More like an old time binging with babish fan
Bang bang bang
10:50 "I am Kevin, Call Me Kevin" CinemaSins enters the chat "Roll credits!"
DING!
thats right, kevin respects all genders
he will hit everyone equally XD
Good
Good guy T̶o̶u̶m̶a̶ Kevin
*communism song*
That’s because he’s a HITman
He only sad man and women. But there's 4256794389 more genders. As a purple washing machine from deep space I feel offended.
“These cameras would never work, who would buy these??”
Kevin would buy these.
Damn right he would
Day one of reminding Kevin we love him for all his crazy antics and his “killer” personality
Its been eleven months you missed a couple of days
idontknow u never know. They actually could’ve commented on other videos but u never came across them 🤷🏼♀️ plus when people make these they dont go back to the comment to edit a new day, they make a new one comment on ANOTHER video
Bore Ragnarok quality
@@rejectedhumanity5239 lollllllll I forgot I wrote this, I'll have to continue
Have your 200th like. You deserve it. That was a killer pun
04:37
Guard: "Drop whatever's in your-"
Kevin *throws a whole fire extinguisher*
“So no one told you life was gonna be this way,”
“BANGBANGBANGBANG”
Nice username.
"I want your job!"
"I am you now. I am Kevin"
"Yes. Call me Kevin!"
So that's how he became Kevin.
Before these events, his name was Thomas O'Reilly.
Getting shot at and about to die
BLUEBERRY MUFFIN
I think you mean *BLUEBERRY MUFFIN*
He values a pastry over his own life.
*just like every American in existence*
Invalid Username is this an icarly reference I detect?
@@RB-NZ2 No it's in the video
Anrijs Christopher No it’s in icarly
Awww, Kevin showed his softer side by feeling bad for bludgeoning a dead guy with a fish.
The sentences written in Kevin videos will always confuse the new people
"Kevin videos". That is way too inappropriate for TH-cam. If you don't know what that is i feel jealous.
This is Kevin's backstory. He took the identity of a Kevin because he liked the name and then became Irish and grew hair. Now he does TH-cam
😂
I love how Kevin plays this game in a way that breaks it, the game devs dont expect someone to be wearing the rabbit suit and not being causing havoc... But Kevin... Kevin just like rabbits
Developers expect everything. And CallMeKevin didn't break the game. If you can change outfits, then surely the developers expected the player to change outifits.
Kevin is the only youtuber capable of making me cry from laughter
Yeah, he tends to have that effect lol
The GTA Chaos Mod Episode where he got Michael to literally do Hot Yoga. I was splitting at the sides laughing from that
"Lot of sleepy guards today, so sleepy they may never wake up"
Idk why but that made me laugh for like a solid five minutes
*Phew, I was about to write an angry comment about you only hitting men*
@@TheJester39 m7e57w
Noooooooooob
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😂😂😂😀😀😀
*snaps a mans neck while he’s unconscious*
“JESUZ, THAT DIDNT SOUND RITE”
🤓☝ erm is right and im 5 years late
“I like hitting men, and women! I’m not sexist!”
-Kevin 2019
Perfect
Epic mememe
@@Mooneron accurate representation of 3rd wave feminist
@Albino Obama, like you've ever met a feminist in your life.
@@beepboop8751 I've met plenty and it's funny how you tell me I haven't seen stuff I have
13:56
"If anyone sees you with that rack, my guess is you'll draw a lot unwanted attention to yourself"
Well excuse Agent Kevin for having a nice rack.
The one game Kevin's supposed to kill people..
"Oh no I snapped his neck! "
I saw this map and immediately had flashbacks to RT’s *beautiful* friends parody
Literally anyone: does or says anything
Kevin: immediately begins breaking shit and hitting other people
For some reason running through the foyer yelling "Look everyone I'm Kevin!" like you _only just realised this_ has cracked me up. Might be something to do with it being 2.30am after a long day of paint fumes, but it's probably just that Kevin is a comedy genius.
Did he actually kill someone by removing the wet floor sign?
He pacified them
Knocked them out.
he had dry skin
Frick frack paddy whack! I loved this Kevin, more of it please! The way you do missions has me falling out of my chair with laughter, you are the bestest hitman.
Day 13 of telling kevin he's my favorite person and I love and support him ❤️
aww . You sweet heart xxx
Crying intensifies because the angel we call Kevin has liked my comment**
@@samuel9569 why are you disliking them?
You are breathtaking.
@@wadenbeisser2491 No, you are breathtaking
4:00
Kevin was social distancing responsibly before it was cool
"My name is- BAD" literally the most accurate zoom in ever lol
Kevin- “I love hitting men...... and women.”
Skipper- “We did it boys sexism is no more.”
Man in the Mask I yearn for true gender equality. I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone "not being a man" when it's convenient.
@@Ripjaw5 what's this gotta do with hitting both genders equally?
@@Oyasumi05 when someone thinks about hitting women as soon as gender equality is brought up, you just know they're a horrible person
@Genocide is fun I agree
@@stevenhale2935you realize theorizing and speculation doesn’t equal real life ramifications, right?
Day 1 of not asking Kevin to play any games but just enjoying his videos
@@TheJester39 NO U
Covfefe Hamberder no, day 5,840 of that
This video made me laugh out loud like a maniac and I really needed that today ❤
This Video proves: Why would you consider using a Shotgun, if a Fish is so far more lethal?
I cant get over how much I love the hitman videos. Ive rewatched them so many times and still find myself laughing at them
4:33, "oh, drop it. I thought you said “throw it into my face”, minor miscommunication, my bad."
"I've got a fish and I'm not afraid to use it" Ahahaha omg that line
"I have one family and they're a struggle to deal with"
I relate to that on a spiritual level
Kevin finally became Kevin.
Now he's ready to assert his dominance.
Day 2 of me trying to get Kevin to understand that
Jim Pickens + bore ragnarok + grognak =
J O R E G R A G N O R O K
*God wants to know your location*
“I bet this is a two way mirror too. WAIT!” Omg I’m laughing so much!
Hitman but Kevin makes everyone jealous with his skills
13:57 Oh no Kevin, Diana is hitting on you!
Day 147 of asking Kevin to bring back the Comedy Night.
I haven’t seen my brother for weeks now. You’re still legendary, Subject #74.
Mona Beansa,hope you’re doing amazing.
It would be day 196 of asking Kevin to bring back the Baking Bad.
the game is dead
Oh it's minecraft villager woman ! How ya doin
Kevin should pay you by now
You can’t convince me you’re not an NPC
No, Kevin. The cameras do NOT have a "marker". It's a handicap for people who are playing on lower difficulty levels.
No one:
Not even Jim pickens:
Kevin: F E C K
Oml when you are bugging the janitor-I love doing that stuff in games
My favourite series by you ever!! (Besides the Sims lol) I'm so so so happy :'D
"I'm gonna try and do a mission"
Next scene: *throws fish into glass wall*
0:05 that little chuckle
My favorite thicc boi enjoying himself so much is such wholsome content.
Throwing down a wet floor sign at the bodies. Ah, we stan a TH-camr who cares about health and safety. 👍
"This is the Vault 47."
Wonder what they're doing in there.
they handed out AKs to the inhabitants
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
...
Oops, wrong guy.
Even the fist sentence had me laugh like a dolphin 😂😂 I just love you! 😂
Melissa G.
🐬 eeee eeeeee eeeee eee eeeeeee click click.
Kevin: *Goes to rob the bank*
Also Kevin: "I'd like to make a deposit!"
I work as a consultant for various big businesses to ensure safety in case of a break in & or robbery... i showed this video to my boss and he is very concerned... he told me in the next job that involves a bank i should buy some fish ( atleast 10 pound in weight) to secure / test the armored glass.
Altough people think you're just playing games, thank you for making the world a safer place.
You, sir, are a hero!
What about a personnel check? All this security was near sighted.
"I like to hit men... And women, I'm not a sexist."
-Kevin 2k19
04:34 is my favourite.
"Drop whatever-"
Kevin: *throws extinguisher*
10:50
Kevin Begins
Kevin - An origin story
RTGame - Chapter Kevin
The Dumb, The Kevin and The Kevin
Silence of the Kevin
Kevin Assemble
4:35 drop whatever’s in your-
Kevin: OK
Throws fire extinguisher at guard
I freaking lost it at that point lmao mid water sip
This better be a happy video because I’m still crying about paul
"I've got a fish and I'm not afraid to use it" is officially my favourite quote.
I’m surprised Kevin didn’t make a joke about being violent with the violin
This is actually just the origin story of how Kevin got his name
If you get into the vault as the robber you get a golden sawnoff shotgun
i love your channel so much kevin. ive been so depressed lately but you make me laugh so hard. thanks for being you! ♥
also, thank you for standing up for gender equality
Breaking news: Local degenerate shot in a NYC bank after putting on his fur suit....
Those two meters hitting different now
This is one of the funniest videos you've done in a while.
Making people cry, beaming your fish at people, and your hoarding problem..
Lmao
When you threw that fire thingo at the guard and it went * donk * as it hit his head...peak comedy 😎👌🏼
To the boy who stole my antidepressants
I hope your happy
I am hehe
Thank you for stealing an old joke,
putting it on a totally irrelevant Video, And then fishing for Likes.
Nobody is proud of you.
You're*
The "Who is this man?" "It's me" at 10:16 is so deadpan and I just crack up instantly every time I hear it.
Ocean's eleven eat your heart out, this heist is way better.
5:42 when a guard becomes a beyblade
This notification disturbed my previous Call me Kevin video.
I am not complaining.
@Nathan Blythe
*I see you're a man of culture as well....*
I love Hitman too -- watching people play through the missions and discover all sorts of new stuff is always a blast. I had no idea that there was already a heist being planned in the bathroom! A shame that becoming the White Rabbit makes you so suspicious. . . And yes, stealing everything you can carry (and some things you really shouldn't be able to carry) is always a Hitman staple, and it's even funnier when you're in a bank -- especially with a vault like that. Rob and shatter ALL the things! XD
day 461 of telling Kevin to finish his resident evil series.
Kevin do it.
I've never seen you comment this before, and if you've done it this long, I would've seen it by now.
Preacher Blackout ikr!
Anarchy 21 actually I have done this before. i guess you just aren’t seeing hot.
@@lilgothchan1425 461 times though
Anarchy 21 You realize some things don’t really get brought to top? This is probably one of the first times her comment’s been up around the top and visible.
"I'm literally two metres away" *Coronavirus flashbacks*
Day 21 of being thankful Kevin exists
I don't know exactly when you hit 2 Mil, but congrats Kevin! Thanks for all the hilarious videos and extremely random games. Here's to the next 2 mil! 🍻🎊😁🎮
Day 30 of asking kevin to make Hagrid in the sims
pinktoothless14 . Your so right. I can just imagine Hagrid with Jim.
"I bet this is a two-way mirror. Wait, no-- one way. Two-way would just be a window!"
xD
I somehow read the title as the best hitman mission ever
4:00 This quote has become very retentive in 2020
Day 102 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
Happy birthday, Kevin.
Kevin's Hitman videos are some of the funniest gaming videos here on youtube.
I especially like how Kevin always sacrifices himself by showing all the possible ways to fail in a game.
What's going on guys! My name is BAD
Kevin follows up to what Papa Franku said.
"We're not sexist here. We're equal opportunists therefore everyone gets shit"