When I was little I just KNEW I had magical powers and when I got upset I'd try so hard to make them come out and I'd get ridiculously angry when nothing ever happened.
I have done research about spells actually. Casting a circle consists of sprinkling charcoal or salt in a clockwise circle around where you will be working and calling the quarters which are the spirits of the four directions. The 4 candles represent each direction and it's associated element. I also know in Draconic Witchcraft, you are to not know the dragon's name because they consider humans not worthy enough to have it. Unfortunately that's the extent of my knowledge. I don't know anything about banishing the Dark Lord or becoming fairies or anything of that manner. Oh! I do know "so mote it be" or "so shall it be" is often at the end of an incantation or spell as a means to close it and release it to do it's work. I've never really casted any spells myself so I wouldn't know their legitimacy. I do know some technical stuff and terms though. It pays to be curious/bored and google random stuff . . . haha . .
Delray's Finest Zugpunk dude he never said it was real u fucking incel hop off the incel. He did some google research and u “spent the better half of your life” researching that shit
As for the banishing the dark lord I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that the process is this. ===break off part of demon ===speak these words"from whence you came you shall remain until you are complete again!" ===use the piece of the demon you kept as inspiration to write the greatest song in the wo-orld
I remember I went to an SCA event (Medieval reenacting, kinda like a renaissance fair but you actually live the shit for the entire week.) And I was in a Section known as Pan-Camp, which is notorious for having a lot of pagans. They NEVER did that rhyming bullshit. One morning it started raining, a lot, and I remember seeing Susan, the de facto matriarch of Pan-Camp, walk out from underneath the pavilion, raise her arms into the air, hold them there for several seconds, then bring them down. The very second her arms came down, the rain stopped.
I noticed that this one and the one from December 9th were filmed on the same day lol. you're wearing the same outfits, but Jared put on a jacket and Austin turned his hat around.
carcaranarchy it won't work for them i don't think they believe in magic you need belief sorry if they try it wont work I'm quite new to spells but you need belief to he'll your spells work I: I've moved water in a sink so far not great but it's a start
There's a ritual that I still rarely do, to fight off bad dreams. Get a small red fabric string, hold it in running water, saying (it's a Russian spell though) "away with the night, away with the dream", then let go and turn water off. ^^
What kind of drugs were the creator(s) of those "spells" on at the time of posting the "rituals"? Someone must be either really high or extremely gullible to actually "cast" these spells (especially the supernatural ones). Other than that, great video! Love the sneeze at 6:09 lol made my day!
another funfact: the belief that knowing sbys true/whole name gives you power over them has existed since the middle ages. it was said that whit it a witch could curse you. that is why many people used to and still do have middle names. the middle name was never revealed as it gave the person security
Someone in my mother's family knew a Bible verse that could stop bleeding instantly. Apparently used it to save someone's life after an accident with farm machinery. My grandmother's sister could hypnotize chickens. Nobody in my generation is that cool.
Sadly I actually am allergic to sunlight and cant eat garlic without my throat swelling. I get teased all the time for it. I also am allergic to silver and a lot of other metals. 6:09 was seriously fricken so cute with the sneeze! He looked like a little puppy. 😂
Everyone the spell that works is in the title! "Ridiculous" you have to have a wand and a funny thought, point your wand at the bogut and say ridiculous! Genuinely works
There are such things as spells, and casting a circle is a thing you learn when you're first starting to practice magick, but these "spells" are really ridiculous. What the fuck 😹
The only magic spell I know of involves some kind of satanic ritual where you sit in the middle of a circle of fire drawn on the floor, and you must speak the following: "Go bear these tidings to great Lucifer, Say he surrenders up to him his soul, So he will spare him four and twenty years, To give me whatsoever I shall ask, To tell me whatsoever I demand, To slay mine enemies and aid my friends, And always be obedient to my will"... The bad part is, you die and your spirit gets trapped in the only existing recording of your last album, which Gene Simmons somehow obtains, and gives to Skippy from "Family Ties"... From then on you can only manifest when someone plays a copy of that album, or when Fastway is playing at a high school Halloween dance...
"Become a fairy. Or you know, fuck up the spell and become a goblin." So metal lol
You guys need to try one of these. That would be the funniest shit ever.
Sarah eb YES PLEEEEAAAASE
Someone please make a five minute Loop of jared sneezing
bless
Tyler Carnacchi u actually did it lolololol
You guys gotta chill im cracking up in class and i look crazy
You guys should try the satanic sex one and live stream it...
Skullcrusher 529 agreed
Omg lmao
When I was little I just KNEW I had magical powers and when I got upset I'd try so hard to make them come out and I'd get ridiculously angry when nothing ever happened.
Uh do yourself a favor and read about the Salem Witch trials please. All this Magic is a scam
There are absolutely no magic spells that you can find that are “for real” and that “absolutely work”. C’mon!! Its really dumb
"ask steve he was there!" lmfao this shit to much for me in the morning
I have done research about spells actually. Casting a circle consists of sprinkling charcoal or salt in a clockwise circle around where you will be working and calling the quarters which are the spirits of the four directions. The 4 candles represent each direction and it's associated element. I also know in Draconic Witchcraft, you are to not know the dragon's name because they consider humans not worthy enough to have it. Unfortunately that's the extent of my knowledge. I don't know anything about banishing the Dark Lord or becoming fairies or anything of that manner. Oh! I do know "so mote it be" or "so shall it be" is often at the end of an incantation or spell as a means to close it and release it to do it's work. I've never really casted any spells myself so I wouldn't know their legitimacy. I do know some technical stuff and terms though. It pays to be curious/bored and google random stuff . . . haha . .
Delray's Finest Zugpunk dude he never said it was real u fucking incel hop off the incel. He did some google research and u “spent the better half of your life” researching that shit
6:09 Jared's allergic to bullshit.
I see Magneto-Dick the Unicorn made a return
Magna-crotch you swine
As for the banishing the dark lord I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge that the process is this.
===break off part of demon
===speak these words"from whence you came you shall remain until you are complete again!"
===use the piece of the demon you kept as inspiration to write the greatest song in the wo-orld
This is not the greatest song in the wo-orld, this is just a tribute.
No dude, I'm pretty sure its just a tribute
that sneeze was made me laugh so hard holy shit
Good god. That sneeze looks like he slammed into a wall.
Time?
I Am Your Mother 6:09
I want to jarred look and treat me the way he looks at Austin lel
bro, your your fucking name, y tho...
"banishing the dark lord" -my new favorite euphemism for... you know, "self relief"
I like your subtle Jontron reference at the end
Midnight Song I was prowling the comments to see who got it first hahah well done.
Dickey7861 thank you sir, and please never stop making these vids I love y'all so much.
The title should be "ACTUAL MAGIC SPELLS [RI*DICKEY*LOUS"
*banish the dark lord*
oh then light some candles
I'd love to see you guys play the game cards against humanity it would be hiarious.
its like watching HowToBasic
The Gruntilda reference got me good, can't stop laughing!
"Banishing the Dark Lord" sounds pretty un-metal.
Call Dragon- OD AH VIING
I love you guys
Damn my boys lookin fresh
You guys never fail to make me die of laughter
Austin, I made it all the way to 2020, I’m still not a fairy
bruh the circle pit joke got me XD bunch of fucking fairies and Austin moshing together XD
I remember I went to an SCA event (Medieval reenacting, kinda like a renaissance fair but you actually live the shit for the entire week.) And I was in a Section known as Pan-Camp, which is notorious for having a lot of pagans. They NEVER did that rhyming bullshit. One morning it started raining, a lot, and I remember seeing Susan, the de facto matriarch of Pan-Camp, walk out from underneath the pavilion, raise her arms into the air, hold them there for several seconds, then bring them down. The very second her arms came down, the rain stopped.
I forgot to banish the Dark Lord and he became the new President.... Sorry 'bout that.
GlassBoxofDeath sorry isn't going to cut it
GlassBoxofDeath DANGIT DUDE/DUDET
IM DYING
GlassBoxofDeath One year later and he's still going. Hope you're proud of yourself.
Damn I thought Obama won too easily
6:10 when Jared sneezed I laughed so hard because his sneeze was so quick
JARED SNEEZING, I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD JSJSJSJS
AAAAAHHH THE ICE NINE KILLS HAT!! THATS MY FAVORITE BAND!!
Austin, Ice Nine Kills and TLTSOL merch? Hell yes. \,,/
whenever austin gets a new item if clothing or hat/jacket, he just wears the shit out of it for like forreevverrrrrr.
THE DRAGON HAD NO STARS BUT WORKED
If only he knew what 2020 was like
This video idea is original. I never seen any other youtuber doing spell readings :)
5 knuckle chuckle, liquor well double, gargle on Dickey's baby time kukle...
(frog sacrifice optional)
vampires are also just people who have blood fetishes.
But to each his own.
I read it's not real blood. Is there more to it I'm curious
“BANISH THE DARK LORRRRD?”
im thinking these are wiccan magick spells... if you believe in those types of things. "so mote it be" is definantly a wiccan phrase.
My sister practices wicca, so I can confirm this.
Its 2021 and im still not a fairy🤣
I noticed that this one and the one from December 9th were filmed on the same day lol. you're wearing the same outfits, but Jared put on a jacket and Austin turned his hat around.
Austin, is that a The Last 10 Seconds of Life shirt?
Mullet Man yeahhhhh!
Dickey7861 Hell yeah man! They're kick ass!
Jesus that sneeze took Jared for a ride
For reference, Jared's automatic sneeze dab.
th-cam.com/video/E_JjYx1ahJI/w-d-xo.html
15:09 CIRCLE PIT
Will you guys be doing anymore roast videos in the future?
next video should be you guys actually trying some of these spells
carcaranarchy it won't work for them i don't think they believe in magic you need belief sorry if they try it wont work I'm quite new to spells but you need belief to he'll your spells work I: I've moved water in a sink so far not great but it's a start
I see im not the only one who noticed Jareds sneeze looks like hes shitting himself being scared.
It's 2020..still waiting to become a fairy
You guys need to tour other places besides the west coast !!
shoutout to the people that watch supernatural!!
There's a ritual that I still rarely do, to fight off bad dreams. Get a small red fabric string, hold it in running water, saying (it's a Russian spell though) "away with the night, away with the dream", then let go and turn water off. ^^
These fake spells are the reason people think pagans and wiccans are crazy 😂
Yep, people in the comments saying its disrespectful to wiccans how they're laughing need to realize that site is hilariously bad
9:46 was me 😂😂😂
Love you guys
i paused right before jared sneezed.. I thought he was just dabbing I played it and "SNEEEEEEEEEEE"
Yo why does Jared’s skin look so smooth here?
They had 4 candles lit in the background. They tried these...
What kind of drugs were the creator(s) of those "spells" on at the time of posting the "rituals"? Someone must be either really high or extremely gullible to actually "cast" these spells (especially the supernatural ones).
Other than that, great video! Love the sneeze at 6:09 lol made my day!
This is my favorite!!!! Lmfao omg. I tried to summon a vampire and all I got was a fat man named boris who may or may not be a albino.
Dickey....can I please buy your hat..they’ve been my favorite band for 10 years XD
6:07 greatest sneeze of all time
At 9:05 was the point that Austin casts the "piss our self" magic spell on me.......it worked.
I like it how at the end Aunstin turned into Zoltan Bathory.
21:24 AAAY JONTRON REFRENCE
Does Austin still have your ghost fret?
another funfact:
the belief that knowing sbys true/whole name gives you power over them has existed since the middle ages. it was said that whit it a witch could curse you. that is why many people used to and still do have middle names. the middle name was never revealed as it gave the person security
I'm moister than an oyster 😏😂
When Jared sneezes it looks like a wasp or bee landed on his nose
is there a spell to make the ghost on austin's chin vanish?
ktulhu2011 Nothony Chilltano.
Looks like a new spot.
Someone in my mother's family knew a Bible verse that could stop bleeding instantly. Apparently used it to save someone's life after an accident with farm machinery. My grandmother's sister could hypnotize chickens. Nobody in my generation is that cool.
Are you guys gonna stream more?
The "Satanic Sex" spell is how Nergal lost his virginity.
I love you guys so much
Sadly I actually am allergic to sunlight and cant eat garlic without my throat swelling. I get teased all the time for it. I also am allergic to silver and a lot of other metals. 6:09 was seriously fricken so cute with the sneeze! He looked like a little puppy. 😂
Who were they making fun of in the end? It sounds so familiar.
Kevin Luper marina Joyce haha
Never heard of him. It honestly sounded like CRH. XD
Kevin Luper him...
hehehe
What
Marina Joyce is a chick, you tard.
Is Austin wearing a Last ten seconds of life shirt ?
I know a real magic spell that actually works.Ok,so this is what you are going to need...
...you are going to need some candles.
we need a video of them trying these.
next episode idea: you guys should try some of these spells. whaddaya think?
Kasey Carling well it will only work with belief or so I've heard and some take time to happen like a super speed spell
dearest dickey, please give Franz his jacket back.
yo are we talkin about Franz from Turnstile or "The Fronz" from fuckface Attila?
Mason Likes Punk Rock not freaky Franz, just regular Franz.
fucking autocorrect. *regular fronz.
FYI hung out with Freaky Franz at a show. Probably one of my favorite musicians I've ever met. Awesome bad ass guy
*HAPPY HOLIDAYS!*
I felt the sneeze at 6:09
funfact:
- magic is said to be connected to the elements which is whyu candles are important as you draw energy from the elelement of fire
Austin looks good in this video
0:15 look at Dickey being a child XD
Everyone the spell that works is in the title! "Ridiculous" you have to have a wand and a funny thought, point your wand at the bogut and say ridiculous! Genuinely works
Jared and austin, yall should make a podcast for the DDShow
Hilarious live show last night
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There are such things as spells, and casting a circle is a thing you learn when you're first starting to practice magick, but these "spells" are really ridiculous. What the fuck 😹
Breanna Syron yeah there's spells that are real and then there are some for giggles
can you guys please do a podcast? I'd love that so much
I need dining with dickey
Is Austin wearing an Ice Nine Kills hat
The only magic spell I know of involves some kind of satanic ritual where you sit in the middle of a circle of fire drawn on the floor, and you must speak the following:
"Go bear these tidings to great Lucifer,
Say he surrenders up to him his soul,
So he will spare him four and twenty years,
To give me whatsoever I shall ask,
To tell me whatsoever I demand,
To slay mine enemies and aid my friends,
And always be obedient to my will"...
The bad part is, you die and your spirit gets trapped in the only existing recording of your last album, which Gene Simmons somehow obtains, and gives to Skippy from "Family Ties"... From then on you can only manifest when someone plays a copy of that album, or when Fastway is playing at a high school Halloween dance...
has Austin got a Ice Nine Kills hat on?
Calling all cucks xD hahaha Yes!
I legit thought of Marina just before Austin mentioned her. 😂😂