Befssssoresssssseeeeeweeeeeeee! anything please don't hate my chanel I'm sorry to bother you it's just I'm 3 subs away until I hit my goal! You don't have to help me out but it'll mean a lot to me if you would consider subbing to me! YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Thanks have an amazing day
tbh im a minecraft veteran but i never paid attention to my house because i spend most of my time mining on single player and when i had a server with friends i would let them build while i got resources
essssforeeeeeeweeeeeeee! anything please don't hate my chanel I'm sorry to bother you it's just I'm 3 subs away until I hit my goal! You don't have to help me out but it'll mean a lot to me if you would consider subbing to me! YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Thanks have an amazing day
It was prolly one of my biggest builds ever but years back in middle school I saw two mountains close to each other which formed a nice sized trench. I gutted out the middle top to bottom, replaced all the dirt walls with some kind of stone or brick material. It had like 3 floors with a giant bedroom, kitchen, office, bathroom which was one of my favorites cuz I made a waterfall coming down the walls that was the bath/shower. Also a basketball court, library and a movie theater. The entrance was a long one way walkway all the way through the end of one of the mountains. The last thing I remember from it was the roof, from one side of the mountain to the other the roof was just glass. I’m not even a good builder now but that house or compound was really awesome. Kinda wanna jump back on the ps3 and find it. If you read this than thank you, maybe it gave some inspiration. ✌🏼
HellosssssssssI am on the road to 7k and it'll mean a lot to me if you could help me out! YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO it's just it's always been my dream to hit my goal and I have always hoped I'll get there! If you subscribed to me really tysm like I said please don't if you don't want to! Thanks have an amazing day/night
YAY! Thanks Joel I really need build tips. Also can you make a video on making a house out of only stairs. I think it will be very interesting to see. 😃Love you Joel!!
@@justa9424 me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
‘Why do I look like this?’ Lizzie 2019. Me: Ummmmm...... ❤️ love you Joel. Your amazing and have an amazing wife. You make me smile whenever I watch you. Please like ,so Joel can see ❤️
IDEA FOR A VIDEO: How about you try to build a nice looking house, using only one mod at a time, u have say 2 minutes on one mod before u stop and switch to another mod, please like so Joel can see! Also yes I have reposted this from the last video
Heres a challenge: start off with a cube of oak planks (the beginner house) and use your tips and see if you can actually make it as good as something you’ve made that had a floor plan? (World edit allowed) hope you take this into consideration :D Like if you agree! | v
For me it's the complete opposite, I don't like panes cause it looks pretty funky, glass blocks are the best for me cause I can build more complex designs
Tip : Always tired of using paintings? The only good painting ( the sunset ) is everywhere in your house? An idea is use item frames w/ items. This can be for storage or decoration of both. My personal favourite decoration is placing four item frames on a wall side by side. This usually only works for black, blue or red but on the left side start with a bright colour. I’m going for a blue theme so the far left frame will be dark blue, one to the right use cyan, one over again use light blue and on the far right use white. I find it gives off a cute gradient vibe. Of course you can do this going right to left or up & down.
Wow, this really spiced up my builds! I have been playing Minecraft for over 8 years now. But I havent really imporved anything other than PvP, so I thought of building something and there we go! Thank you so much SmallishBeans! You earned my sub!
Well guess what there’s like 20 of the same looking house because one person decided to copy my friends house design and everyone is now like “oh that’s a cool design I want that for my house!” The other than this this helped me real well!
If you have a big tree, dig into it from the top 3 spaces down, and place a Redstone lamp with a daylight sensor on top, then invert the sensor. Put some leaves on top to cover it up and then you have a light source for at night.
I already consider myself good, but i know there’s always room for improvement. So i went searching for a video, and you came up. As a subscriber, I already knew you were pretty good. That’s why I’m here. Edit: changed new to knew
Another tip (I play PE this might not work on Java) Place glowstone two blocks down by your floors, then place a slab to match the floor color and level.
A tip from someone who has been building for a while: square houses are not always bad! Making small square or rectangle houses is a great way to practice other aspects of building! If you're building something big, go for more shape, but if you're doing something small, keeping it simple is a much more straightforward option!
When u play in survival and u have done planing Its better dont build it in ur survival world yet u need to try to build it in creative worlds first... (Create a new creative worlds and build the house u have planing after u build it and u think its rlly good for u then u build in ur survival world so u dont regret it when u have done building it in survival world
I usually make my paths and ground out of slabs (cobble, andesite, stone, wooden planks, etc), because if you put glowstone under it, the light will go through slabs and stairs.
Whenever Joel says "lovely", you know he's going to say LDShadowLady (or Lizzie) next
And that’s adorable
And I love it
When ur name is lizzie and this is the only comment that shows up
@@ruvie30 Lizzie can have friends :/
That’s how much he loves her ❤️ it’s so cute 😭😭
You should make a series where you and lizzie try to collect every block in minecraft and build a house out of it in survival.
Luke Kenny Joey and Lizzie already did that on Joey channel. It was the everything Challenge.
@@kennedy7751 they did every item
@@aurescentgamez_ did you see i apologized to you?
@The Jay Corner YT yes
@@izmebytch Which means they collected every block *and* item.
Joel: how often do you see sqare houses?
Me:*is sitting in a square house
Joel: not many, right
Me:*looks down road at many sqare homes 'huh'
pinapplekiwi applesause SAME😂
Exactly what I did
Trailer parks would like to know your location
@@ratsmacker693 i dont live in a trailor park, its just common where i live for this house shape
THIS WAS ABOUT MY REAL HOUSE BTW
Joel: Don't build a square! How many houses do you see in real life that are squares?
My house: ⏹
BRUH👏👏👏👏
The balcony?
My house: 🛏🌳🌷
Is your house actually sQuaRE???
@@gweniverehauf7485 😮
Joel: build ponds and make sure they arent square.
Me: TNT it is
LOL!!!
yes, its a very good way to make a pond, the tnt is random, so its going to be natural
true lol
"whoops I added two blocks of tnt, nah its fine" *proseeds to blow up house*
Creeper : am I a joke to you?
“You can even have windows that are a bit interesting like this-
This
This
This
This
This
Or even this.
Because why not?”
-Joel
Befssssoresssssseeeeeweeeeeeee! anything please don't hate my chanel I'm sorry to bother you it's just I'm 3 subs away until I hit my goal! You don't have to help me out but it'll mean a lot to me if you would consider subbing to me! YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Thanks have an amazing day
XD
@@aurescentgamez_ hi i subbed to you can you name one of you pets rasher 😊(in your minecraft series of course)
@@alieshalawrance7995 sure! Could u comment it or else I might forget 😂
@@aurescentgamez_ ok sure do you mean on your channel
0:47
Joel: Let's get into the serious part of the video.
Lizzie: *Am I a joke to you?*
Literally
Yikes.
Joel: "Unlimited space underground!"
Bedrock: "Am I a joke to you?"
Elise ThePolarbear you can build a hill in a superflat and make your house on the hill.
Elise ThePolarbear why not increase the amount of dirt or add another layer of stone before creating a superflat world?
@@_HypeR_7 but in the end, theres no unlimited space, bedrock will always be at the bottom
Lol
@@kylie3610 As far as I know flat worlds are endless. Not in terms of depth but in terms of X and Z coordinates
The plan in my head: ⛴
What it turns out to be: 🛶
My plan 🚢 reality ⛵
Gunter gang
@@notelingwright4084 yeah!! GUNTER RULES!!!!
IKR!!!
Why is that true tho
SmallishBean: you aren’t going to use you storage very often.
Mumbo Jumbo left the chat
Lol
7
Lol
Joel:*talks about how the torches should be symmetrical*
*5 seconds later*
Also Joel:*shows basement, which has torches all over the floor*
He’ll take them out when the bodies come in
Madeline Ziller hell yea
y e s
@@bumblebeeinnit5177 Hol' up
@@sanicishere7295 what :|
Joel: Dont build square houses
Me: Ok Ill build a *rectangle house*
Depressed Sea Turtles squares and rectangles are the same thing, build a triangle house
Do the impossible.
*Build a circle house.*
@@aqdr2570 sphere*
Oh, yes. A sphere. The truly impossible. Thank you for correcting me.
@@Txnaluvu That's the joke
Beginners: wow this is so cool!
Experts: THIS IS JUST COMMON SENSE
Me it’s more than cool it’s Mensa worthy
tbh im a minecraft veteran but i never paid attention to my house because i spend most of my time mining on single player and when i had a server with friends i would let them build while i got resources
I’m literally the same as you. Everything you said.
@@paxtonchavez ayy fellow resource gatherer
@@paxtonchavez LOL!
This made me realize I'm not that bad of a builder.
This made me realise how bad of a builder I am
Same tv builder
Tv head*
Gotta be honest he boosted my confidence with those builds, that spruce house with a high roof and brick floor hurt me
Sameee
Joel: No houses are square
*me with a literal square house*
That one square house down the street:
Be like:bruh
joel: "Store anything in basements"
Me: "Even bodies?..."
I like your style.
ESPECIALLY bodies!
@@evil_in_your_closet 1000000% Bodies
Hmmmmm i need 20 coffins why? Oh no reeeaaasonn XD
yes. store all the dead bodies you want. not like anybody's gonna go down there.. or just store them in your ender chest.
I went through a phase where I thought glow stone was pretty.....
I’m very disappointed in 8 year old me...
Megan Mart-Kirven Im 9 and I still do what I did when I was 6/7 about glow stone 😂
SAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEE
@@iansupercol2 literally im 8 and i love glo stone . its pretty . he he
I feel like the majority of us went through this phase
I am very disappointed in me as well 😂😃
OH GOD I NEEDED THESE
I agree and I love your profile pic! It’s just so cute!
@@meganmart-kirven1604 Thank you!
I’ve been mostly only watching tiktok for this lockdown.. I come back to TH-cam and the comments are so different and non toxic it’s crazy.
RIGHT
Joel: So here we have a basic and very nooby house
Me: **Cries in noob**
IKR!!!
Same my house looks kinda like that..
Joel :She'll love this shrine
Lizzie :wHaT tHE heLl iS ThIS!!!!!!!!
Joel :Yeah she loves it.
Omg thank youuuu joellll
Bethany Vinluan
Did he heart u? OH NO!!! It goes away if u edit it! Be careful!
Oh no the heart is gone T-T
lol dumbass
@Khamani McDonald-Skinner idgaf
@Khamani McDonald-Skinner i wont care if they say that its not that serious i wont die because of it
Me: this is going to be a normal intro!!
Joel: I made a shrine for Lizzie 😛
You live in Britain, you should know how square houses are 😂
Nkt all bluses are lol
@@ShanRezGaming ???
essssforeeeeeeweeeeeeee! anything please don't hate my chanel I'm sorry to bother you it's just I'm 3 subs away until I hit my goal! You don't have to help me out but it'll mean a lot to me if you would consider subbing to me! YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Thanks have an amazing day
The_Blue _Devils my road has very square houses everywhere thanks English architecture 😂
Yeah lol
Me: "I want mass production, I need big farms!"
Joel: "Add random tiny farms to your build."
The plan on my head: *A Modern House with a pool on the second floor*
My house: Literally looks like a giant-size toilet
I’m not skilled enough to do these,
*cries in vanilla*
Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes! Y’all r the best
Same *cries in mochi*
Um
@Bubble Tea who?
Same oof cries in normal because everyone else stole the other crying words I would say 😂😂
*cries in xbox*
Joel: As you can see here, I think she’ll be nothing but pleased with this shrine. We got the cats-
Lizzie: what the hell is this?
Me: Finally! A normal intr-
Lizzie's shrine
*explain*
i-
It was prolly one of my biggest builds ever but years back in middle school I saw two mountains close to each other which formed a nice sized trench. I gutted out the middle top to bottom, replaced all the dirt walls with some kind of stone or brick material. It had like 3 floors with a giant bedroom, kitchen, office, bathroom which was one of my favorites cuz I made a waterfall coming down the walls that was the bath/shower. Also a basketball court, library and a movie theater. The entrance was a long one way walkway all the way through the end of one of the mountains. The last thing I remember from it was the roof, from one side of the mountain to the other the roof was just glass. I’m not even a good builder now but that house or compound was really awesome. Kinda wanna jump back on the ps3 and find it. If you read this than thank you, maybe it gave some inspiration. ✌🏼
Joel: I think she’ll be very pleased
“What the hell is thi-“
Please do more like this! Love your building videos and intros 💚💚💚
ya!!
HellosssssssssI am on the road to 7k and it'll mean a lot to me if you could help me out! YOU DON'T HAVE TO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO it's just it's always been my dream to hit my goal and I have always hoped I'll get there! If you subscribed to me really tysm like I said please don't if you don't want to! Thanks have an amazing day/night
@@Pigpugborj look I just want to hit my goal im not trying to annoy anyone please just leave me alone to comment
Aurescent gamez_ OMG I subscribed I LOVE YOU
YAY! Thanks Joel I really need build tips. Also can you make a video on making a house out of only stairs. I think it will be very interesting to see. 😃Love you Joel!!
*Joel not Joe
Joel: StAiRs ArE bEtTeR tHaN lAdDeRs
Me: not when you only have a 5x5 area
Your back?!??!?!? Oh gosh, we need Harry to defeat you again! AHHHH. Its Voledemort!!!
@@izzy922 bruh
S P I R A L
Still have no nose?
Cmon, stop sticking your nose in this kind of stuff. Oops my bad- I forgot you don’t have one:0
Joel: use fences to hang some lanterns
Chains entered the chat
Lol- I use chains much..
@@justa9424 me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Smallishbeans: builds the whole house in creative
Me: does it in survival and dies 10000 times trying to get at least 1 shulker box
Grian: I pass my hat to you. One legend to another
Small: *hat tip*
Joel: you can even put more ponds if you like the swampy look
Real shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MEH SWAMP
GET OUT MY SWAMP 😂
‘Why do I look like this?’ Lizzie 2019.
Me: Ummmmm......
❤️ love you Joel. Your amazing and have an amazing wife. You make me smile whenever I watch you. Please like ,so Joel can see ❤️
Madison's Minecraft Life *you’re
Cosmic Stardust Autocorrect
Madison's Minecraft Life nigga autocorrect helps your grammar
@@riplilhgz u should not say that! The N- word!!
Joel says to have somewhat realistic houses but then has brick floors
Thank you for recommending the website with the custom heads. This is the rule I will probably use the most!
IDEA FOR A VIDEO:
How about you try to build a nice looking house, using only one mod at a time, u have say 2 minutes on one mod before u stop and switch to another mod, please like so Joel can see! Also yes I have reposted this from the last video
He's done a video like th at smh
Which one
@@shortie922 which?
Joel: I think she’ll be nothing but pleased with this!
Lizzy: What the hell is that?
😂😂💚❤️
*Dont worry I subbed 😂💚❤️*
Heres a challenge: start off with a cube of oak planks (the beginner house) and use your tips and see if you can actually make it as good as something you’ve made that had a floor plan? (World edit allowed) hope you take this into consideration :D
Like if you agree!
|
v
there are 69 likes so i wont like the comment
I ruined it 😎😎😎
when windows aren't panes it gives me pain
(actually there are exceptions to this rule but usually)
ah yes. glass blocks, the *pane* of my existence.
@@jvstvorothii stop being funnier than me /j
For me it's the complete opposite, I don't like panes cause it looks pretty funky, glass blocks are the best for me cause I can build more complex designs
@@IDontLikeHandIes same
Grian:Add onto your house and add a variety of shapes.
Joel:CHANGE EVERYTHING
Lizzie’s voice in the distance..
Me: LIZZAYYYY
Joel: *Imitates Lizzie*
Me: THATS GHASTLY
Oh meh goodness 4 likes.. IM SO HAPPYYYYYYY
Kitty Luver 7 uwu
Scotland
I am so proud of you, Joel, for building the Lizzie shrine... Beautiful
yes!!!
Aurescent gamez_ 😂
Amazing
An alternative title could be "Joel Attacking me for 14 minutes straight."
Thank you for being so generous in sharing invaluable tips.
Him: Is Buckingham place square? NO! (At least I don’t think so!)
Me: Oh I’ve gotten so used to his accent I forgot he wasn’t American...oof
Same vice versa. All the American youtubers, British TH-camrs and Irish people irl sound the same sometimes ; just because I'm so used to it.
Can you do a make a house out of turtle eggs video/challenge or a bedrock house in survival
joel: *you do look like u have a very chiseled jaw-*
lizzie: **leaves**
joel: *builds shrine for lizzie*
joel: as you can see here she will be nothing but please with this
lizzie: what the hell is this?
Nice picture of Flora!
Tip :
Always tired of using paintings? The only good painting ( the sunset ) is everywhere in your house? An idea is use item frames w/ items.
This can be for storage or decoration of both. My personal favourite decoration is placing four item frames on a wall side by side. This usually only works for black, blue or red but on the left side start with a bright colour. I’m going for a blue theme so the far left frame will be dark blue, one to the right use cyan, one over again use light blue and on the far right use white. I find it gives off a cute gradient vibe. Of course you can do this going right to left or up & down.
This was actually REALLY helpful, I hope I’m as good a builder as him one day 😂😂
You should build a underground village...
Only using mods....
◕‿◕^ω^◕‿◕
Wow, this really spiced up my builds! I have been playing Minecraft for over 8 years now. But I havent really imporved anything other than PvP, so I thought of building something and there we go! Thank you so much SmallishBeans! You earned my sub!
Step 1:build a random house
Step 2:add shaders
Well guess what there’s like 20 of the same looking house because one person decided to copy my friends house design and everyone is now like “oh that’s a cool design I want that for my house!” The other than this this helped me real well!
Tip for factions,
Find a cave, make the cave your house, cover the inside of cave with wood or whatever mat u like, u can expand
No One:
Joel: *I mAdE a LiZzIe ShRiNE*
This is amazing you should do a building a house in one minute five minutes ten minutes and like half an hour
Joel: dom place torches all over the place
My House when i dont have lanterns: S U N
I shall live in a tinted glass house from now on.
No one can criticize me!
@Smallishbeans tysvm for making this video. Before I watched this, I was a mess.
This video actually really helped me. You explained things well and you gave good examples. Thanks.
If you have a big tree, dig into it from the top 3 spaces down, and place a Redstone lamp with a daylight sensor on top, then invert the sensor. Put some leaves on top to cover it up and then you have a light source for at night.
Thanks my guy 👌
I NEEDED THIS. THANK U.
Joel one year ago: I use blocks on the side of my roofs
Joel now: ew no don’t do that
This is literally BEST tutorial on TH-cam i ever saw!!
I already consider myself good, but i know there’s always room for improvement. So i went searching for a video, and you came up. As a subscriber, I already knew you were pretty good. That’s why I’m here.
Edit: changed new to knew
Another tip (I play PE this might not work on Java)
Place glowstone two blocks down by your floors, then place a slab to match the floor color and level.
This works on java i love that detail
Joel: what houses are square
Me: My house is square what are you talking about
When i saw this in my recommendation I was like “YAS”
Finally some solid advice, you copped a new sub.
A tip from someone who has been building for a while: square houses are not always bad! Making small square or rectangle houses is a great way to practice other aspects of building! If you're building something big, go for more shape, but if you're doing something small, keeping it simple is a much more straightforward option!
"and also flex on your second set of diamond armor"
Build a house entirely out of potion particles.
Uhhhh.....can't?
@@YusukeKitagawasWife if you use commands and mods you can
When u play in survival and u have done planing Its better dont build it in ur survival world yet u need to try to build it in creative worlds first...
(Create a new creative worlds and build the house u have planing after u build it and u think its rlly good for u then u build in ur survival world so u dont regret it when u have done building it in survival world
I love how redstoners and builders both find buttons useful for totally different reasons
I usually make my paths and ground out of slabs (cobble, andesite, stone, wooden planks, etc), because if you put glowstone under it, the light will go through slabs and stairs.
He’s such a good builder if I even tried it would look so bad😂
Love this Joel keep it up
What if Joel made a house in Minecraft Pocket Edition?
OK that would be more helpful for us with no mods and so on
That would be helpful
Wut is minecradt pocket addition???
@@arifalarshosman9576 But he did this video with no mods and has done more before
@@teresamartin1138 I probably haven't watched it yet then
I'd like to say thank you. Because holy heck, my houses don't look like trash anymore.
I would love to see an updated version of this video uwu Joel's gotten so much better at building in just 4 years!!
Joel: when have you ever seen a square house?
Me: ummmm I live in one
"Because why not?" is my style of building
The issue is I don't know how to make roofs or just a house in general.
exactly. no amount of tutorials seem to help either
@@zacharyklesz6850 they all talk about shapes instead
These tips give me great inspiration to improve my base; thank you SmallishBeans :)
Thanks for the tips! they really helped right now im moving houses un my world and the house is going so nice!
"Most homes aren't boxes"
*look out my window*
Are you sure about that?
And first i need the materials ;-;
TH-cam needs to go into Rehab
It needs to stop getting drunk
Cause its at 3 veiws and 43 likes and 8 comments
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no
r/software Gore?
Lol it’s Views
But funny comment I liked
r/youngpeopleyoutube you even spelt views wrong
You 7 years old?
tip: use tall ferns as "rose bushes without flowers" to break up your rosebushes
THANK U
Omg this is sooo useful thank you!
me: what the heck is a dorma window..
joel: *shows one*
me: *realizes I have two in my house*
Joel: do the torches like semantical.
Also Joel by basement: *places every torch messy*
Edit: I needed these I always make a square house😂
bruh .m. square houses ARE SUCK :/ but rentangle square house path
1:06
Me looking at houses at google maps: There are like 15 in every street that are a perfect square (I live in one too tho...)
SmallishBeans: Get your torch placements right!
Also SmallishBeans: 5:47
Joel: *working on only two of the houses the most*
me: *only wanting to see the other house that he didn't really pay attention to*