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The transition from “Oh no. He cast fireball how awful noooo” to “Holy Sh*t she fu*kn died!” Made me laugh harder than the tomb of horrors is annoying.
I mean I am only allowed to be dm now due to my wizard shinanigins so it is accurate though i put 2 lv in paliden so I can smite things that get to close to my wizard.
Wish. Dispel Magic. Magic Missile. Fireball Only the Wizard, Master of the Arcane, can master all schools of magic. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. 100 Sessions later, my party and I found the new Wizard, a magician by the name of BigDickWizard6969. And although his antics may prove our undoing, I believe he can save the world.
@@BigDickWizard6969 I always see you in the comment section. Are you Jacob's alt, or just very committed to the meme? This question has tortured me for a long time now!
@@supreme_king_obama1158 I swear that would be perfect for a 'modern setting' 5e thing. Just, you make a deal with this horrifyingly powerful corporate entity and all it costs is your dignity. Because this, is the pact of Product Placement.
@@Sorain1 “content creators have to make a living too you know! So we give them that living, in exchange for their dignity as art creators, and their souls! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!” -corporate BigShot.
Loved playing mystic theruge in earlier editions. Few levels arcane caster, few levels divine then its unlocked. Then you casting and spell slots in both increased. And in pathfinder when maxxedit would let you cast a spell from both as a standard action. So double fireball.
The epic conclusion to the Fireball Cinematic Universe: The wizard gets all the infinity G-Fuels and brings his friends back after he accidentally game ended them with fireball
@@intelligence14wisdom22 It worked for me, but now my friends stand outside of my window saying “it’s so cold” and asking to be let in. I live on the 15th floor and don’t have a balcony or fire escape. Please call a priest.
Great saga: the main protagonist that was also the main antagonist was a great hook, the secondary characters had a background and actual personality, the time between each episode were just great. And the ending and the lesson we learned was perfect. 10/10
A man who, embodied a meme, learned that... Sometimes we need to end a meme, not just for our sake, but also for the meme’s sake. Rest in GFuel, BigDickWizard69
I was, for some reason, awaiting the wizard to take the hat on off at the end, and then start shoving sticks in his beard and hair and say, "I'm a Druid now." in the same wizard voice.
@@BigDickWizard6969 to be fair final fantasy was called that cause the studio was going bankrupt and they only had enough budget to finish one last game, Final Fantasy.
"You enter the evil miners' coal and oil factory. What do you do?" "I uh, I would like to... invest..." The rogue then proceeded 3 years later to become a billionaire off of their investment and have a happy life with their family until they died peacefully in their 90s.
He lost his magical powers, so the most logical consequence will be him looking to borrow power. Cleric is possible, but I'd see warlock as a more logical alternative.
Mmm...Guiding Bolt upcast to 9th level. Let's see if you call us a support class when you take 12d6 radiant damage and my allies have advantage on attack rolls against you. Fear the shiny laser.
I never would have guessed the Wizard and Jacob were the same person. Fantastic character growth and incredible twist. I am in tears at the beauty of this flawless performance. My brother is in tears. Even the neighbor's dogs are in tears. The best finale I have ever seen. Bravo! Encore! G Fuel! Actually I can't wait for THE LAST FIREBALL director's cut
Hat of Jacob: Legendary Cursed Item (requires Attunement) Grants the use of the Fireball spell to any spellcasting class, but upon casting any spell other than fireball, roll a d10. On a 2-5, the spell will be casted as normal. On a 6-9, the spell will turn into a standard Fireball spell. On a 10, the spell will advance 1 spell level in power (if applicable). spell. On a 1, the spell backfires into a fireball spell, casted at a random party member other than the caster. Party member(s) have disadvantage on the Dexterity save.
I would love to see a "normal" d&d session, where the wizard just casts fireball every turn, but the other players have learned to play around it so they do combo actions that take advantage of fireball.
“Dungeon master, I wish to use my knowledge of the arcane physics of this world to conjure the evocation spell of the third scale known as ‘fire ball’”
This is like a doki doki literature club situation The wizard is monika and the other characters are sad depressed and going through the motions because he's forcing them to for his internet series
I'm gonna cast Lightning Bolt now instead.
Yes
Dammit Wizard! Could you go 5 seconds without trying to kill us and ruining the game with your spells?
Wait, what's gonna happen to you now?
@@DeathIsLethal A long rest to recover my spell slots, of course.
@@1AmGroot Someone had to do it.
It’s here
Fireball: Endgame
This is what happens when you gather the Infinity G-Fuel Flavors
Sha sha sha shan
Buuuuaaaaa bara buann
this is the end this is it we are gone
Fireball: Tier 4
Just wait for the “Fireball: Rebirth of the Phoenix”
The wizard made a pact with G Fuel.
He's a Warlock now.
Pact of the Paid Sponsorship.
I wonder if Acquisitions Incorporated has something like that.
@@carlphilippgaebler5704 I’m sure they do!
Pact boon: Eldritch Product placement
You've hit 500 likes, congrats ^-^
He has the ability to steal all the enemyes money as a bonus action cantrip
*"I don't want to cast fireball anymore, I just want to be happy."*
"I don't want to joink anymore I just want to be happy."
I don't want to break campaigns anymore, I just want to be happy.
But casting fireball is what makes me happy.
People always ask where men cried...
This
This is where.
Feels bad, man
It may have been time. We still have the 4th lvl rouge.
😭
I’m a man then 😂 bc this was so sad 😭 😭
Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.
"You enter the evil miners' coal and oil factory"
Spencer: I'd like to INVEST
And that's how we stopped playing Dungeons and Dragons and started playing Merchants and Oil Tycoons.
i"lL_tAkE_yOuR_eNtIrE_sToCk.the_right_oil
stonks
"I just wanted to play my 30th rogue.."
I feel the pain in her voice. It speaks to my soul.
When you mastered one class and one class only
@@Vortex-fz7br I play monk
@@leachofsouls same thing happens just different class
I just want to play my 52nd barbarian.
My 70,867th sorcerer
"You're not a wizard anymore? What class are you now?"
"Cleric."
"Oh cool, what domain?"
"Light domain."
twilight would be more painfull for the dm
F i r e b a l l
Damnit- the hwizerd
"The evil miner's *coal and oil* factory."
_Wizard stares menacingly_
I was hoping for a reference to Galaxy Quest "MINERS NOT MINORS"
The gaze of pure ecstacy on his face.
The evil factory owners coal and oil factory (the evil is in the capitalism )
@@lionsmith3944 Truth in television.
Congratulations, you got the joke
The transition from “Oh no. He cast fireball how awful noooo” to “Holy Sh*t she fu*kn died!” Made me laugh harder than the tomb of horrors is annoying.
It was amazing
"wait, that was an option..?"
@@vinnie666 "nonono NO-"
*Dies*
I actually didn't mind the running gag of the insane wizard casting fireball. Hope to see that character around again someday.
I mean I am only allowed to be dm now due to my wizard shinanigins so it is accurate though i put 2 lv in paliden so I can smite things that get to close to my wizard.
in the comment section
BigDickWizard6969 said he was gonna just cast lightning bolt now :)
Its OK he's not gone. He just needs a long rest because, like he said, he is out of fireballs.
He returns in the new "How it feels to play barbarian" video.
More accurately, we see his origin.
The wizard went through more character development in 6 minutes, than he has after entire campaigns
"I don't care about anything else, I just want my friends back." ~The school of Necromancy 2020~
r/wholesomenecromancy
Wish. Dispel Magic. Magic Missile. Fireball
Only the Wizard, Master of the Arcane, can master all schools of magic. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
100 Sessions later, my party and I found the new Wizard, a magician by the name of BigDickWizard6969. And although his antics may prove our undoing, I believe he can save the world.
Nice!
@@shubtakkorathinasapostle1159 We didn't do shiiit............ yet
@@samuelshirley369 That's always the case.
Fear not, for the Wizard shall appear when you least expect it. Hoho!
@@BigDickWizard6969 I always see you in the comment section. Are you Jacob's alt, or just very committed to the meme? This question has tortured me for a long time now!
"I've lost all my powers..."
Guess it's time for the Artificer
Or just make a deal with a demon and start eldritch blasting everything.
@@redgeoblaze3752 got this from another comment but, make a deal with G-fuel and make a “pact of product placement”
@@supreme_king_obama1158 I swear that would be perfect for a 'modern setting' 5e thing. Just, you make a deal with this horrifyingly powerful corporate entity and all it costs is your dignity. Because this, is the pact of Product Placement.
@@Sorain1 “content creators have to make a living too you know! So we give them that living, in exchange for their dignity as art creators, and their souls! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!” -corporate BigShot.
@@redgeoblaze3752he hates the warlocks with all of his heart
“How are we alive?” “G fuel, it was probably g fuel” XD
It's always G fuel
“The last fire ball”
- Sorcs laugh in flexible casting
Wizards laugh at 15 Spells Known. So I guess we're all laughing together.
*Laughs in Counterspell.*
@@ZamonVA I just wish for counter spell to not work
Four elements monks:
Laughs in ki based fireballs
@@parkersmith8711 just counterspell the counterspell. Easy.
I was expecting the twist would be he ascends to be a cleric to revive them, but then it's a light cleric so he can still cast fireball lol.
That would have been perfect tbh
Loved playing mystic theruge in earlier editions. Few levels arcane caster, few levels divine then its unlocked. Then you casting and spell slots in both increased. And in pathfinder when maxxedit would let you cast a spell from both as a standard action.
So double fireball.
"Wait a minute, was this an option this entire time?" *Thud*
Man I feel that way so often.
They cast fireball at 9th level, but Logan cast reflect
You doing ok my guy?
"GUYS LOOK AT MY NEW THIRD LEVEL SPELL, LIGHTNING BOLT"
“And throughout the game it’s going to get progressively worse.” Huh Jacob, have you been looking at my overarching story?
Has he been looking over my life?
The epic conclusion to the Fireball Cinematic Universe: The wizard gets all the infinity G-Fuels and brings his friends back after he accidentally game ended them with fireball
Disclaimer: G-Fuel doesn't usually bring your friends back to life.
Usually. No promises though.
@@intelligence14wisdom22 It worked for me, but now my friends stand outside of my window saying “it’s so cold” and asking to be let in. I live on the 15th floor and don’t have a balcony or fire escape. Please call a priest.
Usually
Not with that attitude it won’t!
Great saga: the main protagonist that was also the main antagonist was a great hook, the secondary characters had a background and actual personality, the time between each episode were just great. And the ending and the lesson we learned was perfect. 10/10
It’s not about the size of your fireball, it’s about the size of your heart.
truly a masterpiece
Yes indeed, it shall go down as one of the greats
O damn it's Kugo.
Yes KUGO
KUGO!?!? Didn't expect to see you here. Hope you're doing fine. :)
I’m Kugo the Mighty and I got in the Butt
A man who, embodied a meme, learned that... Sometimes we need to end a meme, not just for our sake, but also for the meme’s sake. Rest in GFuel, BigDickWizard69
bigdickwizard6969*
F to my man.
"F"
"Holy shit she fucking died"
Why did I laugh too hard at that
2:04
"Turns out the power was within me the entire time. I'm a sorcerer."
"This joke went on too long..."
But you gotta agree... That was some sweet content out of that silly, probably cheap, wizard costume, eh?
"Have some decency! A running gag just died!"
Costume?!?
@@commandercaptain4664 Or... did it? Hoohoohooheeheehee!
Anyone know where I can get some cheap wizard props?
The only vids i've seen from this channel are the fireball series. This joke didn't run long enough. I need more fireball.
"I am no longer Wizard... I have now learned true humility. I am now beastmaster ranger."
Druid
@@irok1 I think the joke is that beastmaster ranger is one of if not the weakest subclass in the PHB.
@@zooker7938 true, that would be comical
Holy shit, that would be an amazing plot twist.
Such a sacrifice to have their friends back!
Monk, just, any monk.
"Don't eat G-Fuel" *God of war music plays* Me: Eating G fuel will make me a god?!
Before eating G-Fuel: Pfft, it's not like it's cinnamon or anything...
After eating G-Fuel: _Destroy Superman?_
Do you know what the song is called?
I want to listen to it but cant find it
@@lucasmacri2457 Echos of an Old Life.
Honestly I thought he was going to turn around and say "I'm a sorcerer now"
He ate too much G-fuel
That would just be disgraceful.
Sorcerer!?!
That's disgusting!
You were so convincing with the wizard character I did actually sometimes forget that it was just you in a fake beard and hat.
Truly the Gary Oldman of our time.
Yeah...
"Wait, was this an option?"
*self dies*
Gen Z in a nutshell
Me and the bois bouta do some sewer slide
ngl i expected him to switch to a Warlock and cast Eldritch Blast
G-fuel is his patron
@@TheArachnidCompany yea
I mean, you’ve literally killed the character off before. He’ll be back in time.
This aged well
@@RamixTheRed
Apparently so. Have a great day.
I was, for some reason, awaiting the wizard to take the hat on off at the end, and then start shoving sticks in his beard and hair and say,
"I'm a Druid now." in the same wizard voice.
I was thinking similar
The last fireball....at least until the 5 spinoffs and 69 sequels
he's really making the most out of that $10 wizard costume
It is the last fireball just as much as it is the Final Fantasy.
@@BigDickWizard6969 to be fair final fantasy was called that cause the studio was going bankrupt and they only had enough budget to finish one last game, Final Fantasy.
@@wolfjack5802 Damn it, stop ruining the joke with your facts!
@@BigDickWizard6969 joke is ruined, laugh is no more
As much as I loved the wizard's character development, the best part was hearing them say, "It's always G-fuel. It has to be G-fuel."
"You enter the evil miners' coal and oil factory. What do you do?"
"I uh, I would like to... invest..."
The rogue then proceeded 3 years later to become a billionaire off of their investment and have a happy life with their family until they died peacefully in their 90s.
Does this mean we're gonna have to deal with a crazy cleric now?
I CAST INFLICT WOUNDS! THE POWER OF G-FUEL COMPELS YOU!
or the underappreciated awesome power of druids.
Or Warlo *Retches*
Or Mysri *Retches heavily*
Or Ranger...... *Ha*
He lost his magical powers, so the most logical consequence will be him looking to borrow power. Cleric is possible, but I'd see warlock as a more logical alternative.
@@cageybee7221 meh
Mmm...Guiding Bolt upcast to 9th level. Let's see if you call us a support class when you take 12d6 radiant damage and my allies have advantage on attack rolls against you.
Fear the shiny laser.
"wait! this is just a G-fuel ad!"
always been.
Yes
Yes
Always has been
I’m gonna cry, it’s a masterpiece
This has more character evolution than game of thrones
"From the people who brought you Fireball, comes the exciting new series: Lightning Bolt"
I feel like a random weirdo could just walk into their house, demand to play D&D and they’d be like “.....ok”
Before, yes, but now they can just die
*sees thumbnail*
Me: The sun is the fireball
You're not _wrong..._
Yeah, me too.
@@gamecavalier3230 it's alright, happens to all of us
Ah yes, the level 9 fireball
The use of G-Fuel for actual real life magic is one of my favorite bits.
Man...
That ending hit me harder than the last episode of MLP.
That ending was just...
BEAUTIFUL!!
I never would have guessed the Wizard and Jacob were the same person. Fantastic character growth and incredible twist. I am in tears at the beauty of this flawless performance. My brother is in tears. Even the neighbor's dogs are in tears. The best finale I have ever seen. Bravo! Encore! G Fuel!
Actually I can't wait for THE LAST FIREBALL director's cut
"My powers as a wizard are gone...
Oh well, time for a new class!"
Just be Fighter-man, that requires no magical abilities.
@@Malwontae death knight profile pic ^^
Warlock perhaps? Make a deal for new power.
"I'm a Druid now"
"Cool"
"From the Circle of WILDFIRE"
"Oh NO"
"I CAST FIREBALL"
"I discovered my inherited sorcery powers"
>oh no
"I CAST CHROMATIC ORB"
>NOOOO
"This is the only fun I have throughout the week." Haha...my life is empty.
The 'I'm dead inside' acting here is so good that I geniuenly wonder if anyone actually has fun. It's that convincing.
2:53 "I can bring them back with the power of a paid sponcership"
Move over Eye and Hand of Vecna! Now we have the Hat and Beard of Jacob!
This is new items in my campaign. Thank you
Vance -- Vecna, ergo Jacob -- Jbcoa
Each gives you an extra 9th level Fireball per short rest.
Hat of Jacob:
Legendary
Cursed Item (requires Attunement)
Grants the use of the Fireball spell to any spellcasting class, but upon casting any spell other than fireball, roll a d10. On a 2-5, the spell will be casted as normal. On a 6-9, the spell will turn into a standard Fireball spell. On a 10, the spell will advance 1 spell level in power (if applicable). spell.
On a 1, the spell backfires into a fireball spell, casted at a random party member other than the caster. Party member(s) have disadvantage on the Dexterity save.
"Wait... dying was an option the entire time?!" Fwaaap!
I love how the sponsorship was incorporated into the actual story. It makes the sponsorship a lot less annoying, IMO.
The true treasure was the fireballs we made along the way
Holy sh-
What did we learn today?
Paid sponsorships save lives
that was exactly the wholesome ending the fireball arc needed
3:44 that God of war theme hits you like train
"The only way to beat a griefer is to not play his game"
YodaMorpheus minecraft last online 5 years ago
Absolute philosophy moment
*me killing the guy using wall hacks in a match and having a fit laughing at how bad he must be*
I would love to see a "normal" d&d session, where the wizard just casts fireball every turn, but the other players have learned to play around it so they do combo actions that take advantage of fireball.
Me and my party did that in an old campaign of dnd 3.5. It was fun but super repetitive.
The best way to combo with fireball is to also cast fireball.
Hmmm... Plot twist: "every “evil one shot” D&D game" is sequel of this video. Wizard will be resurrected by power of G-Fuel...
Wizard: "G-sus I've come to bargain!"
When BigDickWizard6969 sees this he is going to have a emotional breakdown.
He said he was just gonna cast lightning bolt now
This comment was just under his, he said he’s just gonna cast lightning bolt
Damn, he’s actually giving up his fireball addiction.
Counter dodge: “screw you rouge i can do whatever i want magic BAM”
Translated from French “screw you red i can...”
It’s rogue, rouge is a sonic character and French for red.
@@peepock7796 well actually no translated from french it'd be gibberish "red" gibberish since the rest of the sentence is english
@@VimyGlide
Yeah. But... I wanna make a joke...
@@peepock7796 the joke still works when you acknowledge the truth
@@VimyGlide
I know but it’s not as funny. At least to me. Either way have a nice day.
"I just wanted to play my 30th rogue" is a really funny line to me and idk why
As someone who likes rogues/assassins in pretty much every game I can relate to her statement.
“Dungeon master, I wish to use my knowledge of the arcane physics of this world to conjure the evocation spell of the third scale known as ‘fire ball’”
"I can't do anything anymore."
Multiclass into ranger. Make it happen.
I was gonna say "just take a long rest. You'll be fine."
The last?
“NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
Sooo sad we need sneak attack now with the rougue
And so begins a new story...
Wizard6969: The Legend of the Lightningbolt.
It ain't ever over ;)
@@BigDickWizard6969. Time for Phase two
@@randomknowledgeperson2872 Yes
the "Oh no" when he dropped the hat got me for some reason
4:02 the backround chanting: "Get fucked DM"
One time Colton even called the Wizard “Jacob”...
His perception has increased to where he can see Jacob through me. It was time to leave the party. For now.
immersion RUINED this is UNACCEPTABLE
Next he comes back as a Warlock who only casts Eldritch Blast with G-Fuel as his Patron.
Yes. Eldritch Blast every day.
3:16 really got me i'm not gonna lie
"I'm done being a wizard, I'm a sorcerer now!"
This 6 minute TH-cam video has more character development than the entirety of the live action Mulan remake
Low hanging fruit.
Even the garbage fire that is Suicide Squad has more character development than that trash inferno
"At least it's better than Twilight" -- 2008
It was probably better that you ended the series before it was stretched too long, but I hope the wizard still has cameos in future vids!
Spencer pretending to be miserable is the best part imo
a redemption arc for the wizard is the best ending we could have hoped for
I cant wait for the sequel, Rise of the Druid.
I cast giant laser bear
At least I can watch JoCat's Gobboventures until it comes out
The switch from pure emotionless acting to the most heartfelt thing I've ever seen honestly has me in tears smh
I hope this is the start of the second arc: The Necro Wizard
“Holy shit she fucking died” im dying why do i find this so funny
The wizard has finally been defeated ...
did he just say for now.
Turns out the real wizard was the friends we made along the way...
@@BigDickWizard6969 I can hear this in his voice
Until a year from now....
"Return of the Wizard: Arcane Recovery!" Coming to theaters near you.
A G-Fuel production.
Just wanted to say this.
_Return of the Wizard 2: Theater Recovery!_
A Covid-20 production.
@@commandercaptain4664 Hol' up
4:29 missed opportunity in: hey you, youre finally awake
5:36
I was really expecting him to say “now I will play cleric” 😂😂😂😂
He’s done being the fireball spamming wizard.
He’s playing Fiendlock next.
think he can find a -sugar daddy- patron at his age? with his charisma?
Na he Wil become a light or fire domain cleric, so he can still fireball.
@@goolabbolshevish1t651 fiendlock can fireball.
"I've lost all my magic... Good thing I learned the power of Ki-Fuel!" *Begins strapping on monk robes* "Get ready for some STUNNING STRIKES!!!!"
Elemental Fist of the Sun lets go.
This is like a doki doki literature club situation
The wizard is monika and the other characters are sad depressed and going through the motions because he's forcing them to for his internet series
this is some god level character development
The end of a journey, the Wizard realizes that he has no need to cause such destruction, so he simply stops.
Best character arc, best character development
Shut up, Zuko, wizard/Jacob is here
Zuko stans wizard
Thats rough buddy
No lie, that end Shyamalan'd me.
You thought it was Fireball Wizard, BUT IT WAS I, JACOB!
Maybe I am just emotionally compromised by such a difficult year, but how did you make ending a stupid gag into something so emotionally touching?
"This joke went on too long"
Impossible
Only watching the first minute. I only have one question.
Jacob are you ok?
Edit: Oh man that was an amazing conclusion to this “series”
You are WEAK
This is incredible way to end a bit. Character growth, emotional resonance, and a closing tune. Nice one!
“The only fun I have throughout the week” I felt that
i love how all emotions get dropped and it becomes deadpan