The look over the shoulder got me. When I get an old boss on my trial roulette, I always have to look back to make sure none of my sprouts are in a cutscene still before I pull. Lol
You know... the chocobo has an ability to gain enmity in the tank skill tree that is called "Choco drop" and I recently realized... that my chocobo turns his ass towards the enemy in the attack animation. Now I wonder xD Edit: where did those typos come from ^^
Sadly the timing will be off, the game doesn't recognize decimals for wait times in macros, only whole numbers and will round up any decimals to the next highest second count. So all the 1.5 will actually be 2 seconds, and the 0.1 will actually be 1 second :(
I will never find this not funny considering that it's basically exactly how it works. And now I want to make this into a macro for when I use provoke.
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I always imagined that tanks are just cursing out the boss whenever they use Provoke 😂
*does a little tank dance that makes the boss want to kill me*
And when they shirk they compliment them
Did you know your children Ixali died to Phlegma?
"Oi, Death. I want a word with you."
“It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma.”
Yep, this is exactly how Tanks work in an MMORPG.
@@MrKnaives “Hey, *that* guy said youre a bitch!”
@@MrKnaives "It was them who made me do it"
The look over the shoulder got me. When I get an old boss on my trial roulette, I always have to look back to make sure none of my sprouts are in a cutscene still before I pull. Lol
We technically don't really have a choice in trials though since we can't pull until everyone is out of the cutscene
No you don't, because you can't pull until everyone is out of the cutscene.
You do have to wait for sprouts to finish their cutscenes in duties during bosses introductions. I was simply using the trial roulette as an example.
This meme is criminally underrated
that dude is master tank. absorbing aggro like sponge
As a Paladin, we get away with these things from time to time.
I can see Paladin be like , " Thyne mother is an unsavoury winch from thy streets!"
A new insult to add to my list, thank ye!
You know... the chocobo has an ability to gain enmity in the tank skill tree that is called "Choco drop" and I recently realized... that my chocobo turns his ass towards the enemy in the attack animation. Now I wonder xD
Edit: where did those typos come from ^^
Chocobo fart is power
Alright everyone. Some friends showed me this. Here is your FFXIV Tank macro for this meme. Please credit me
Careful, he's a hero.
Sadly the timing will be off, the game doesn't recognize decimals for wait times in macros, only whole numbers and will round up any decimals to the next highest second count. So all the 1.5 will actually be 2 seconds, and the 0.1 will actually be 1 second :(
Here I'll fix this for you...
/wave
/p Hey.
/wait 1
/p Hey.
/wait 1
/p Hey.
/wait 2
/p Look at me.
/em sniffs.
/wait 1
/lookout
/wait 4
/p Bitch.
/ac Provoke
I'm sure your party will love you, and after they see your amazing macro they will all clap and cheer and friend request you that instant
@@TheBattleMarine249 damn, that was passive aggressive... you good?
Ok, I didn't expect that last part LOL
I'll never get over how his face changes absolutely 0% as he says "bitch." 😂
keep these videos coming i can't get enough of these x'D
How have I never seen this before. Definitely one of the better ones!
As a tank main this is accurate
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
Talk about *"Calm before the storm".*
LOL.
This never fails to make me laugh. 🤣
The best provoke ever used
So that's what it looks like from the inside
As a tank that made me laugh lol
deadass how I imagine my character acting
Lol I don't know why that made me laugh so much.😂
For some reason these videos remind me of Solar Flair, they are awesome haha
I thought this was Monster Hunter but the comments section told me it's FF14, I had no idea this kind of stuff was possible in either game.
Damn near died laughin at this! How the hell dont u have more subs than this!? Comedy aside the quality is amazing!
I fuckin knew he was gonna say that
Based on a true story
Just found your channel, don't stop making those videos xD
I passed away. This is my ghost. Pls, more. ❤️
Ooo! that's provocative!
You need more love and support for your content. 😢
hey!
hey!
hey!
look at me....
.....
*wisper* can you step on me?
shame should have done the
Im the captain now
YT algorithm, worth it
glorious content
lesbian calls bird lady a naughty word
great job predicting the endwalker trailer's aesthetic for the npcs faces
can you predict it going back to normal?
Shit like this makes me want to try FF14-2
LMAOOOOOO
as a SMN, you should get garuda to sit on your face.
I mean... You're right, but you can't just say that.
I will never find this not funny considering that it's basically exactly how it works.
And now I want to make this into a macro for when I use provoke.
Bruh
heh
*Miss*
What is this from?
we bang ok ?
macro fun
/wave
/p Hey.
/wait 1.5
/p Hey.
/wait 1.5
/p Hey.
/wait 2
/p Look at me.
/em sniffs.
/wait 2
/lookout
/wait 5
/p Bitch. Provoke
/wait .1
/ac Provoke
I don't think sniff is an emote, otherwise great idea for pre-pull. But alas, not ideal during a tank-swap.
@@dannywolfpero /em at the start makes it type out as if you're doing an emote in chat ^^
"All women are queens" is shirk then👀?
No you just hate women
Gaius did it better
what game is this?
Final fantasy 14
World of Warcraft
Cabal Online
Yugioh Master Duel
Candy Crush