r/Entitledparents "I Made Your Kids Sick... You Should THANK Me!" Funny Reddit Posts

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    Entitled Parents give your kid a cold: Thanks!
    Entitled Parents give your kid chicken pox: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!
    Entitled Parents give your kid cancer: 😍😍THANK YOU!!! 😍😍 NATURE'S MEDICINE!!! 😍😍

    • @hi2124
      @hi2124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      rSlash hi

    • @lukazdt5
      @lukazdt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      rSlash 😂😂😂

    • @AnkyloDyno
      @AnkyloDyno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      rSlash fastest click in the west

    • @namjoonsrealwife
      @namjoonsrealwife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Early!

    • @garyross8237
      @garyross8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I’m pretty sure people like this are like “don’t worry their immune system will take care of cancer 😉 so let your kid get cancer so he can’t get it

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    ET- I boosted your child’s immune system
    Me- you better boost my medical payments too bud

    • @lukazdt5
      @lukazdt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      -4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction hahahahaha yes dude this comment made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      -4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction and pay me for time I had to take off from work.

    • @baldyadam4043
      @baldyadam4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just live in the uk

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t need to go to the doctor for chicken pox 😂

    • @Kris-wo4pj
      @Kris-wo4pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Travelbyailsa considering that shit is fatal to small kids and raises your chance for shingles in adult hood by a significant amount. I'd make sure to sue them if I got shingles fuck that anti vax bs.

  • @rr.studios
    @rr.studios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    These damn plague enthusiasts just brought child sized coffins back to business.

    • @H0R3LQYX
      @H0R3LQYX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      RR.STUDIOS It's the only reason I'm thriving -buisness wise-
      I currently have an order for 32 Child sized coffins.

    • @mrjanuary5228
      @mrjanuary5228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Someone playing on easy in plague inc

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      FUCK ANTI-VAXXERS

    • @boisthap9763
      @boisthap9763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David January i played on plague inc and named my virus Kardashian. No one caught it and it quickly got cured.

    • @spicylizards4714
      @spicylizards4714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@H0R3LQYX LMAO

  • @somewierdmatehead8939
    @somewierdmatehead8939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Ah yes, being a chiropractor, a joint doctor, gives you all the information on vaccines
    Makes sense, right?

    • @spydersoup8447
      @spydersoup8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I have the feeling they just said that just to get the principal to listen to them and sound like they're experts. Besides, if I was the principal, I would ask them to show them their doctors degree, along with explaining them about what an actual chiropractor does.

    • @cvttx3585
      @cvttx3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spyder Soup I so agree with you dude.

    • @Longtail626
      @Longtail626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chiropractors don’t need medical degrees, which explains everything

    • @TraceyJeanne
      @TraceyJeanne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Hoyt • That explains a lot. It seems a lot of chiropractors I know of believe in stupid shit and conspiracy theories. I would always think that there’s no way they could possibly have medical degrees with such just straight up wrong medical ‘knowledge’
      So it’s because they don’t
      Makes sense, & Explains a lot

    • @ianpgmusicfanfictionart
      @ianpgmusicfanfictionart 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I agree. As someone who knows a lot about Greek mythology. I know I can tell you absolutely everything there is to know about the Trinity.

  • @ravibloom6790
    @ravibloom6790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Entitled parent:*sees disabled crawling on hands and knees*
    Entitled parent: GET OFF THE GROUND MY SON COULD TRIP ON YOU

    • @bobrandomness1055
      @bobrandomness1055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Or they would probably say something like "Oh hey, nice horse acting. I'm sure you won't mind my Little Angel Who Isn't A Disgrace To Decency riding on you. Cause after all, disabled people don't exist"

    • @TheOneButter
      @TheOneButter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah, they would claim its sexual

  • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
    @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    If you fight an Anti-Vax kid, sneeze on your fist for Poison Damage
    Also, I love how in the 2nd story, the Entitled Kid Maleficient (Who, thank god, had a brain) and the OP’s Mom actually crafted the revenge together

  • @NylaTheWolf
    @NylaTheWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I was literally cheering when Maleficent called off the wedding. Also I'm glad Charming and Maleficent are on good terms.

    • @DarthSyonFilms
      @DarthSyonFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right!?! Especially considering how she was in the beginning

    • @teslagod7221
      @teslagod7221 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wait,is that chrming from disney or shrek?i wasn't sure,didnT get closer look which is he.though,really enjoyed the name,"cruella" and "maleficent",since both are of same characteristic.cruella being someone feeling like a goddess,and maleficent used to be mean,but then learned to be a better person...

  • @keithpotts8067
    @keithpotts8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Two things that never get old---Dark humor and unvaccinated kids.

    • @austingisel521
      @austingisel521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm 18, only ever had my tetanus shot because I sliced my thumb to the bone with a lawnmower blade. Happy and healthy with a yearly cold between fall and winter

    • @MochacchinoPlease
      @MochacchinoPlease 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved the joke

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@austingisel521 ya, you don't want to get tetanus. It's horrible. A horrible condition prevented by vaccines

    • @austingisel521
      @austingisel521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dphorgan I said I did have it :/

    • @austingisel521
      @austingisel521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The shot that is

  • @maxfaleyev1590
    @maxfaleyev1590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Kid: When I grow up i wanna be-
    Karen: I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When I grow up, I wanna be vaccinated!
      Kid, I have 2 disappointments for you.

    • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
      @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Kid: When I grow up, I wanna be-
      Anti-Vaxxer: Slow down there, Buckeroo...

    • @darryl1279
      @darryl1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally an original comment...

    • @stefanklok8240
      @stefanklok8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goddamn it Karen

    • @AlleywayMurder
      @AlleywayMurder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well fuck you karen I know your weakness you’ll never catch me

  • @goldenthefoxlovessans9454
    @goldenthefoxlovessans9454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    *"I killed your kids"*
    *"You should thank me"*

    • @BrownSillyCat
      @BrownSillyCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @izzyxox1609
      @izzyxox1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fu- I mean *"thank you"*

    • @Hypershadic23
      @Hypershadic23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanos: “You should be grateful.”

    • @ooflord1409
      @ooflord1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well thanks anti vaxing is free abution

    • @namelass9758
      @namelass9758 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here bic

  • @misseselise3864
    @misseselise3864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Antivaxxers: *exists*
    Baby coffin makers: *evil laughing*

  • @etcetera1995
    @etcetera1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Hey, good on Charming for taking responsibility for his daughter despite his parents~

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruth Nield I know right?

    • @clayhendrickson8975
      @clayhendrickson8975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m a christain and same as them I don’t really like pre marital sex or divorce stuff really unless you’re in a toxic relationship but I am glad they kept on good terms to give the kid a happy life with both parents in them so that everyone is happy

  • @raccoonwithacomputer1677
    @raccoonwithacomputer1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    EP: “ vaccines make people gay!”
    Me: “Well, then I must have been vaccinated because that would explain why am a lesbian! We’ve finally solved it!”

  • @staplersbreak7136
    @staplersbreak7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    As a kid, I used to hate shots and vaccines, still do. But all these stories have made me realize how grateful I should be that my parents aren't insane conspiracy theorists.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Staplers Break I remember three nurses had to hold down my older brother as he tried to escape and I got praise for sitting quietly and taking the shot

    • @DantesInferno96
      @DantesInferno96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hated that polio drop thing. Tasted like ink.

    • @Sosa40706
      @Sosa40706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guess im the only one that enjoyed getting vaccinated

    • @staplersbreak7136
      @staplersbreak7136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sosa40706 why? Did you like the candy or did your parents do something special after? I'm guessing getting stabbed with a needle wasn't the part you especially enjoyed...

    • @aregolas
      @aregolas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BlueBerryFairy1 A lot of them believe the lie that vaccines cause autism. those that don't believe that Ethylmercury and methylmercury are the same thing and found in fish. (The latter is in fish the former has a form of it in I believe older vaccines possibly still in them but it's quick through the body.)

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    4:56 jokes on you, I already have asperger and being autistic is not as bad as people think. Autistic people *USUALLY* (not always) are smarter than average and think more out of the box, but you gotta know them to like them. According to this book I'm reading while typing this...

    • @Anna-pd3mz
      @Anna-pd3mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i know people are ignorant fucks

    • @cecipasttenseseesaw
      @cecipasttenseseesaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Like first of all they don't cause autism, and second they'd rather have a dead child than an autistic child?????? I hate people D:

    • @Kuoddo
      @Kuoddo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As an Autistic person myself, I'm mostly mute around school because I have a lack of communication skills. AND as far as I know, most Aspergers' problem is the same as mine. So... yeah.

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cecipasttenseseesaw hey man! If i dont get an opinion on abortion cuz im a man, you dont get an opinion about us autistic people! Lol (jk)

    • @alexanderrahl7034
      @alexanderrahl7034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kuoddo we get a -2 to charisma and -25 to speech. But +2 to intellect and creativity lol

  • @dgyesman571
    @dgyesman571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Being a chiropractor doesnt mean you have a medical degree. That only means they are good with bones.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      TracerBull }No videos yet but still subscribe{ but didn’t you know being a chiropractor makes you an expert in everything above all experts

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too bad they give no bones about being publicly known nutcases.

    • @MrSuperbeast92
      @MrSuperbeast92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kannonball5789 xD

  • @SifGreyfang
    @SifGreyfang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    Anti vaxxers: My kid is perfectly healthy.
    *Kid currently dying in hospital bed*
    Anti vaxxers: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @JesusChrist-ex7pl
      @JesusChrist-ex7pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My child that is not a good joke but it is true i have seen people die becouse of that anti vaxxing it is horrible they get very sick

    • @Dnugrahari
      @Dnugrahari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. This happened in my country more than once.

    • @JesusChrist-ex7pl
      @JesusChrist-ex7pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well that is very sad

    • @Dnugrahari
      @Dnugrahari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@JesusChrist-ex7pl yeah, it is. The kicker is that the parents doesn't learn a thing and just say its God's will. And still no vaccinations for their other children. Smh

    • @JesusChrist-ex7pl
      @JesusChrist-ex7pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What there using fathers name that is very sinful

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Second story’s OP: Gamora
    Maleficient: Nebula
    Cruella: Thanos

    • @dumblenutz5561
      @dumblenutz5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @TennantJunkie1993
      @TennantJunkie1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanos pinned Gamora and Nebula against each other by threatening to kill both of them though. The second story's OP didn't live with her aunt.

    • @mastagamazero4358
      @mastagamazero4358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TennantJunkie1993 While Thanos' favoritism for Gamora doesn't apply to Cruella and OP, it does make some sense since it caused Nebula to resent her sister for most of their lives until they finally made up and decided to oppose Thanos, so that comparison is pretty accurate

    • @TennantJunkie1993
      @TennantJunkie1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mastagamazero4358 I see the point.

    • @drzeeshan1000
      @drzeeshan1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel bad for malificent. It’s not her fault and she has the right to be upset. I’m not saying it OP’S fault its the aunt’s fault, but come on, if YOUR mother was punishing you for not having having better grades than your cousin. Malificent you go girl your amazing :)

  • @jujujunn
    @jujujunn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    EB: *breaks OP's arm*
    EM: *VACCINATIONS MAKES YOUR BONES WEAK YOU DESERVE A BROKEN BONE*

  • @RustedStar
    @RustedStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Anti vax mom: prepare for trouble!
    polio: and make it double!

    • @murakumo65
      @murakumo65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      AVM: To protect the world from innoculation.
      Polio: to infect all peoples within our nation.

    • @valornetwork508
      @valornetwork508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Polio

    • @flyingstonemon3564
      @flyingstonemon3564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anti-vaxx

    • @lucky9293
      @lucky9293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @dogesmoker5241
      @dogesmoker5241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Anti-Vax kid: Hey dude, wanna play Marco pollo
      Friend: yeah sure, but your pollo
      AVK: okay
      *Game Start*
      AVK: Marco!
      Mysterious Voice: Polio!
      *AVK turns around to see his mom*
      AVK: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @damon828
    @damon828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    'Until 7 of us remained.'
    Damn that sounds like a really after epic battle celebration

    • @dearmre2599
      @dearmre2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all have won the Kindergarten (or whatever grade that was) hunger games lol

    • @qberrygamz7049
      @qberrygamz7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TODDLER FIGHT CLUB

    • @bobthehouseplant5152
      @bobthehouseplant5152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “The lucky seven” rated PG

  • @notacatnt
    @notacatnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Please don't cover r/raisedbynarcissists. It's a support sub, not a humour sub, and they don't like people posting the stories elsewhere as it can lead to the OPs being harassed in real life.
    (I commented this below, but feel I need to post it here as well for those scrolling by. I'm horrified by some of the responses.)
    No, it's not the forbidden apple, and you are insensitive if you think the sub exists to provide you with lulz. To give you an idea of what the sub consists of, it's children who are grieving the loss of abusive parents, their rapists and all manner of things. Sure, they laugh at their abusers sometimes but that is a way to COPE. They laugh at the insanity of what they have survived.
    Their sub, like many others, has been shut down by the media being predatory and ripping the information right from it. It is not right to take their abuse and turn it into content for your channel. It baffles me that this can even cross your mind. Is it a public forum? Yes, they post it there to be seen by people who are in a similar boat. Not for it to be seen by people who want to get kicks out of it.
    I have been on the sub before, none of the OPs would agree to it. It's a deeply personal situation a lot of the time, not a recounting of funny stories. It's not a sub there for your entertainment, it is there to provide help to people in their most vulnerable hours.
    "They might not like it, but they can't stop it."
    They can stop it by internalising all of the upset that comes from their abuse and never speaking out.
    I apologise if this comes off as heated, but I'm not ok with us turning peoples abuse into content. Abuse is not content, and never will be.
    r/raisedbynarcissists isn't like r/entitledparents. Please leave them alone.

    • @beatrixthegreat1138
      @beatrixthegreat1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not A Cat it’s support? Okay thanks, my folks might have been borderline so I should join it

    • @notacatnt
      @notacatnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@beatrixthegreat1138 Yep - the community tends to be nice from what I've seen of them. They've had to lock down the sub before because the stories have been stolen and posted elsewhere, which is why I really hope nobody starts to post about it on TH-cam.

    • @AwkwardSquirtles
      @AwkwardSquirtles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +

    • @macdhomhnaill7721
      @macdhomhnaill7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not A Cat I’ll have to check that out. Thanks.

    • @CR-gh5bp
      @CR-gh5bp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boosting

  • @eman2198
    @eman2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Just a clean up for anyone who’s confused about the 1st story
    Chiropractors.
    Fix.
    Bones.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought they crack joints

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No, they adjust spines. Doctors fix bones.

    • @eman2198
      @eman2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cynical Cthulhu I mean they are kinda the same things

    • @moralityisnotsubjective5
      @moralityisnotsubjective5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@eman2198 Not really. Chiropractors are modern day snake oil salesmen who you constantly need to go to, but never get any better because then how would they make their money.

    • @eman2198
      @eman2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cynical Cthulhu ohhhhh
      I’m dumb 😅

  • @swedishvlogger6047
    @swedishvlogger6047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Autism doesn't work that way.
    Besides, I already have autism.

    • @masonskaggs7775
      @masonskaggs7775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also have autism

    • @noctush3138
      @noctush3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also have autism

    • @killerknight123
      @killerknight123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know someone who has autism she’s my friend

    • @killerknight123
      @killerknight123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Reynolds it is not the worst kind a light one she is the same age as me 14

    • @killerknight123
      @killerknight123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Reynolds no I don’t but Other students say we are a couple even though we are friends

  • @90mq94
    @90mq94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kid: "Not Vaccinated and has chicken pox"
    Parents: It's fine he'll live.
    Kid: *Dies*
    Parents: I EXPECTED A THANK YOU! YOU ARE A BRAT

  • @ragnarokxg2113
    @ragnarokxg2113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Do not touch raisedbynarcissists please. That is a place for people to go for support it does not need the attention of TH-cam.
    Otherwise love the videos and keep up the good work.

    • @CR-gh5bp
      @CR-gh5bp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Boosting this

    • @jeffmartyn6743
      @jeffmartyn6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly, your channel is quite entertaining, and for the most part it's nice to sympathize with the victims of entitled parents or enjoy the sweet karma of pro revenge. raised by narcissists should be left alone, though I do thank you for mentioning them and getting them a bit of a spotlight. You'll probably bring people to the subreddit and maybe someone will get to share their story, but putting them up on youtube would probably not work out well. Thanks for the spotlight on that reddit, and continue doing entitled parents.

    • @justajcrispy3406
      @justajcrispy3406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aboynamedtom lmao

    • @jackp3225
      @jackp3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We want it

    • @JBlooey
      @JBlooey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was "raised" by a narcissist.
      I put quotation marks because he was an absent father for the first 14 years of my life. I still hate him for that.

  • @JustinBurns17
    @JustinBurns17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Chiropractor's are the premiere experts on medicine.
    Better listen to what I say. I'm a Whale Biologist.

    • @lillianwintz6285
      @lillianwintz6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Leela's swimsuit is not doing her any favors. These are the things whale biologists know😅

    • @germanpoptart2964
      @germanpoptart2964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, better listen to this boi

    • @user-ef8ep5di3t
      @user-ef8ep5di3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are the Chosen One

    • @TheSaxAppeal
      @TheSaxAppeal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least a whale biologist is still a biologist

  • @planet0froses452
    @planet0froses452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Is it just me or is being an Antivaxxer a common thing among Entitled Parents?
    Edit: Man never got so many likes before 😮

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      antivaxxers are the original entitled parents

    • @Grimaria
      @Grimaria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sawyerawr5783 There were entitled parents WAY before vaccines were created.

    • @ItamarArev
      @ItamarArev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Grimaria r/woooosh

    • @xtrem5428
      @xtrem5428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It goes with thinking they are always right.

    • @lloydevans2900
      @lloydevans2900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Grimaria True enough, but the vaccine / anti-vaxxer "debate" does make it extremely easy to identify who some of the entitled parents are. Of course not all entitled parents are antivaxxers (though it's probably true to say that most are), but every anti-vaxxer parent is inherently entitled. Not only that, but any parent who denies vaccinations to their own kids (without a bona fide medical justification) is guilty of child abuse. The term "anti-vaxxer" is far too mild and not quite accurate: It should be referred to as "disease enabling", because that's the reality of the anti-vaxxer position, regardless of any "rationalisations" they invent to suit their beliefs.

  • @BeastModeNerd49
    @BeastModeNerd49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Entitled parents should come with warnings that way we can spot them and avoid them

  • @astralguardian5930
    @astralguardian5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the second story, honestly is a pleasant surprise to see a child who was cottled and doted on actually rebel against their entitled and narcissistic parent. Most of these stories love to make the children either act like the entitled parent, or just embarrassed at their parent's attitude.

  • @kaylynnsky669
    @kaylynnsky669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Me: *crawling on my hands and knees*
    EK: giddy up horsey

  • @joshuagaming7754
    @joshuagaming7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I loved this episode and laughed a lot.
    I just wish they would stop with the autism thing. Autism is proven to be given at birth, not from vaccines. It's not something to joke about as I have it and suffer from it.
    Also no, chiropractors do not deal with vaccines at all, for those wondering.
    Edit: Thank y'all for all the support. This kind of thing really helps with my depression. :)

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are one awesome kid. 👍

    • @onyxwanderer1536
      @onyxwanderer1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My little boy is autistic too. It can be debilitating and makes some simple tasks very difficult for my boy. Saying vaccinations cause it is absolute rubbish! Perpetuating that idea just puts kids lives at risk. Ridiculous.

    • @joshuagaming7754
      @joshuagaming7754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@onyxwanderer1536 I absolutely agree that this is ridiculous. Also, I wish you good luck with your son. :)

    • @onyxwanderer1536
      @onyxwanderer1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joshuagaming7754 aww thank you. Kind of you to say. Best of luck to you too! :)

    • @alphastorm7051
      @alphastorm7051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm autistic as well. I have no problem with rSlash joking about it like that, but those claims that it's caused by vaccines... *Sigh*
      Anyway, have an awesome life!

  • @murphyrebeiro9806
    @murphyrebeiro9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "the entitled apple does not fall far from the entitled tree" xD :/

  • @Redstoneprime316
    @Redstoneprime316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "The only safest option is to crawl on your hands and knees"
    EP: "My son deserves your hands and knees more than you! You obviously don't know how to walk properly!"

  • @sirwolf4985
    @sirwolf4985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I was already subscribed to you and my autism didn't cure....
    I demand you give me the right cure or I'll take it to court ;-)
    PS: Love your videos and daily upload(s), keep it up!

    • @nickiegoldinhart
      @nickiegoldinhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're supposed to also demand to have his channel. ;)

    • @heek8964
      @heek8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what're you talking about "cure" autism doesn't need a cure cause it's not a disease! you can try all you want but there's no way to fix something that was never broken.

    • @LuccyLuc
      @LuccyLuc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you do know that hes not really making actual content right?

    • @sevenguardians7517
      @sevenguardians7517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have Aspergers autism isn’t a disease and antivaxers dipshits really make my skin crawl painting autism like it’s a bad thing or the plague that and autism speaks the corrupt greedy organization that spreads the stigma that autism is a horrible thing

    • @LuccyLuc
      @LuccyLuc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gabriel-dp7sj yeah just because i watched doesnt mean its good

  • @Satan_riding_a_unicorn
    @Satan_riding_a_unicorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Plague boy shouldn't've even be allowed to be on school grounds in my opinion. The principal kicked him out wayyy too late!

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it’s after he showed visual symptoms, it was too late two weeks before

  • @jeffmartyn6743
    @jeffmartyn6743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "But ma'am, this is a vaccine against autism" ~~IGNORANCE INTENSIFIES~~

    • @nickiegoldinhart
      @nickiegoldinhart 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg perfect!!

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I told an anti-vaxxer this... I seen the blue screen of death in their eyes!

    • @pshuckle7488
      @pshuckle7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Would be funnier if an autism vaccine were possible.

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pshuckle7488 sorta, except it's a generic mutation, resulting in a different brain structure which is why it's unfathomable how people still believe the vaccines/autism thing. However...
      What if we disguised vaccines for things like Polio and chickenpox as "autism" or "gay" vaccines? Or just fl some weird crystal stuff like "Oh, we used moon stones to reflect the full moon's light and prayers to purify this vaccine. By taking this vaccine, you're literally injecting yourself with God's love. Jesus would want you to do it."

    • @rapucha6295
      @rapucha6295 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@venomquill308 There is indeed a genetic predisposition to autism, but its exacerbated by environmental factors such as:
      - heavily processed foods
      - fast food
      - artificial colors and flavors
      - preservatives
      - hormones & antibiotics in meat and dairy
      See the trend? Autism is exacerbated by the intake of synthetic chemicals. And guess what adjuvants are found in vaccines?
      - mercury: linked to infertility, neurodegeneration, and autism
      - formaldehyde: a preservative, a biocide, a carcinogen
      - squalene: first used in the Gulf War, associated with Gulf War Syndrome
      - and about 50 others.
      Now check out the autism rates in the high-vaccination west (USA) and the low vaccination east (Poland):
      - Poland: 3/10 000
      - USA: 222/10 000
      www.focusforhealth.org/autism-rates-across-the-developed-world/
      Yup. This evidence would be enough to provoke any reasonable person into reconsidering their unthinking, pro-vaccine stance. So feel free to express your pathetic ignorance about the risks associated with excessive vaccination, feel free to ridicule vaccine-cautious parents, and feel free to fuck your kids up for life.

  • @magicreborn3720
    @magicreborn3720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *The doo-doo hits the fan*
    -Rslash2019

  • @truekeyblade5563
    @truekeyblade5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I got your kids sick. You should be thanking me."
    Those sound like famous last words for this parent

  • @CubeSpot
    @CubeSpot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Depression? Killed itself
    Suicidal thoughts? Moved to china
    Family issues? Never heard of it
    Anxiety? Stayed in school
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @nathaselager
    @nathaselager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Ep: makes kid sick
    kid: are you mad?
    Ep: *plays ‘you’re welcome’ from moana

    • @shrimp.thursday
      @shrimp.thursday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're welcome*

    • @thewitheringproduction1761
      @thewitheringproduction1761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what can i sayyyy except *THE N WORD*

    • @lukazdt5
      @lukazdt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do I Exist bro like why just enjoy the joke why you always have to like ruin the joke with grammar corrections people like you are so annoying

    • @shrimp.thursday
      @shrimp.thursday 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lukazdt5 lol

    • @KingHeadass44
      @KingHeadass44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Short Stop Motions _yeet_

  • @annanimus3943
    @annanimus3943 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chicken pox has an incubation period of about a week. If the kid infected the other child he/she would not have any symptoms for about a week. If the others got it they were all infected about the same time as the original kid. Fir introducing the virus to the other kids she made them all susceptible to shingles, which often recur, and are very painful.

  • @zackkegebein109
    @zackkegebein109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Parent:VACCINATIONS cause AUTISM
    Parent of parent:when can I vaccinate my children

    • @yoshiogamersiblings
      @yoshiogamersiblings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anti vaxxers are the most ignorant people in existence.

    • @randomguy9515
      @randomguy9515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why wouldnt we let the antivaxxers die? there will be none soon... + extra work for the coffins ;D

    • @yoshiogamersiblings
      @yoshiogamersiblings 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's better to send them to a remote island and let them all die off.

    • @randomguy9515
      @randomguy9515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoshiogamersiblings *And welcome back guys to a new episode of 'Battle Royale: Real Life' , who would die today?*

  • @oreatssherman6668
    @oreatssherman6668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The entitled Apple doesn't fall far from the entitled tree.
    Well said my friend, well said. 👏👏

  • @southerncrab3696
    @southerncrab3696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The entitled apple dosent fall far from the entitled tree" that is the best phrase i have ever heard

  • @itsthatonechickagaincallth5998
    @itsthatonechickagaincallth5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God, Rslash is probably the most adorable reddit story uploader ever. The way he laughs and gets hyped up during the stories makes me feel like I'm talking to a friend. Like when someone starts talking about stuff they're super passionate about and get 10x cuter, you can legitimately feel the excitement in his voice, and honestly each video brightens up my day. Thank you for making content. Anyone else agree?

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree completely.

    • @lindsaywallis3570
      @lindsaywallis3570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes yes yes! he, sorrow tv, and soothouse are my favorite people on this hellhole of a site. i don’t get to go out with friends a lot because i’m usually working so watching his videos just makes me feel like i’m spending time with a close friend

    • @itsthatonechickagaincallth5998
      @itsthatonechickagaincallth5998 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lindsaywallis3570 Omg same here

  • @theonlyapple6654
    @theonlyapple6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Its 12:11 AM...gotta sleep.
    R/slash: *Uploads video*
    Me: NEVERMIND.

  • @GothLollipop
    @GothLollipop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dude I have to wear knee braces everyday and have a limp because I'm disabled and honestly most kids are not scared of it. They ask me if I skateboard because they look like knee pads and they think it's cool that I'm wearing them not on my skateboard 😂😂

    • @njmoonfrost6145
      @njmoonfrost6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of times kids will just be curious not scared lol

  • @sammydeed
    @sammydeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Don't do r/raisedbynarcissists it's people trying to vent and most people don't want those stories made public.

    • @Redstoneprime316
      @Redstoneprime316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If they didn't want their stories public, they wouldn't have posted them on a public forum (Reddit).

    • @biscuitstix_
      @biscuitstix_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Redstoneprime316 Gotta agree w/ Redstone here.

    • @dphorgan
      @dphorgan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Redstoneprime316 People are fucking weird on Reddit......

    • @korryngregory5090
      @korryngregory5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Redstoneprime316 A support forum is way different than a curated youtube channel though. Or would it not be distasteful if youtubers started reading posts on r/suicidewatch? They're public too, after all.

    • @ij4572
      @ij4572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@korryngregory5090 THIS!!!!

  • @salmiakkiremix
    @salmiakkiremix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    meanwhile in finland:
    kid: *has chickenpox*
    every parent around: BRING YOUR KIDS OVER WE GOT CHIKIN POX

    • @Travelbyailsa
      @Travelbyailsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And everywhere else apart from the US

    • @Mazza134
      @Mazza134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was thinking this exactly! Here in the UK we even have chicken pox parties as it’s better to get your kids to have it younger, I didn’t know that the US vaccinated for chicken pox

    • @aerozfeather5262
      @aerozfeather5262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Mazza134 Right? It's so weird! When I googled up what chicken pox is (for straight translation) I was like uhh... why do you have vaccines for that?

    • @scarletamazon3455
      @scarletamazon3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Red-hy8df I live in the UK too, and have heard about it. It used to be pretty common when I was a kid and got chickenpox, and that was 25 years ago. Chickenpox as an adult can be serious, so it's better to have it young and develop that immunity. Hence why parents would get together to expose their kids to chickenpox when someone came down with it. Sounds crazy, but it's true.

    • @Colaman112
      @Colaman112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Definitely make your kids to have it as kids. I had it couple of years ago when I was 20. Was. Not. Fun!

  • @lankylanky1833
    @lankylanky1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These are addictive, ive been watching your videos and TIME FLYS during work. THANK YOU!

  • @astrolgy1397
    @astrolgy1397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    EP: aye I get kids sick all the times you know what I should get payed
    Op:where the hell the police or military this ain't right

  • @ssnowypug
    @ssnowypug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *a 3000 check would be great payment for getting you sick*
    *thank youuuu!*

    • @dragonfruit7236
      @dragonfruit7236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayy, nice profile pic

    • @sarinkim2561
      @sarinkim2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is thats a seraphina i see in your profile picture

    • @Acct882
      @Acct882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you ever get your powers back?

    • @ssnowypug
      @ssnowypug 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      King A Derp i did ;)

    • @ssnowypug
      @ssnowypug 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      DragonFruit Chan thanks

  • @SimplyAnExistence
    @SimplyAnExistence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You should change your title.
    “I made your children sick with a very deadly disease! I DESERVE a thank you!”

    • @sovietunion126
      @sovietunion126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably ture to be honest

    • @plunge3127
      @plunge3127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's just the first storie

    • @plunge3127
      @plunge3127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gaming Scott nvm I didn't read the title yet I'm dumb

    • @plunge3127
      @plunge3127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      true true

    • @LunaP1
      @LunaP1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those EPs deserve to be charged as bio terrorist.

  • @garyross8237
    @garyross8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I love r/entitledparents probably my favorite sub reddit

    • @urtriggeredaf3879
      @urtriggeredaf3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like r/prorevenge

    • @idkkkkk92
      @idkkkkk92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      R/oldpeoplefacebook and r/prorevenge

    • @anyaburniston4765
      @anyaburniston4765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Midnight Omega Gaming yup

    • @loafyu5405
      @loafyu5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like that one and r/nosleep oof

  • @blimp1851
    @blimp1851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    First off.
    If you're chiropractors, you are not medical geniuses about vaccines.
    Second off.
    Here's a poem that sums up r/entitledparents
    Hippity Hoppity
    That's now our property
    Especially your cute doggity
    for my little sweet daughtery

  • @cjennmom
    @cjennmom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:30 Chicken pox is a 10-21 day thing, from exposure to disease manifestation.

  • @rosiekerr344
    @rosiekerr344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Yass my favourite time of night/morning when Rslash uploads! (12:37am)

    • @N0rmandy
      @N0rmandy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get on my level 1:56am
      Why do I do this to myself

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey where the heck are you guys? It's 11:30am in Florida 😁

    • @rosiekerr344
      @rosiekerr344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swnsasy _ haha I’m all the way in Australia 🇦🇺

    • @rosiekerr344
      @rosiekerr344 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benjamin damnnn cannot argue dat 😂😂

    • @Swnsasy
      @Swnsasy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosiekerr344 Omgosh! So umm, you coming to the US anytime soon? Well.. I was just asking because I was wanting to see if you could please smuggle me in your suite case and take me away from this MADNESS I have to live in 😁
      I think we can convince your Government that I was stolen as a baby, taken outside in the sun to much is why I'm darker than you but we REALLY WHERE TWINS at birth!! Yep! I'm thinking we can pull this off 😁😁😁😁 hehe

  • @a1oilsauce
    @a1oilsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Every dislike is from an unvaccinated person
    wait...
    never mind
    they're from the sad parents

    • @botermb6559
      @botermb6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you mean parents that are confused of why their child wasn't strong enough to fight off deadly illnesses

    • @a1oilsauce
      @a1oilsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@botermb6559 WoWiE rEaLlY, i think thats why i made the joke

    • @botermb6559
      @botermb6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a1oilsauce I was implying that they feel no remorse for killing their kid

    • @a1oilsauce
      @a1oilsauce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@botermb6559 k o

    • @muffin1571
      @muffin1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Name 27 HOLY *SHIT*

  • @ATownCalledJake
    @ATownCalledJake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That story with Cruella - my jaw dropped when the method for paying for the wedding was mentioned. That is utterly disgusting.

  • @SpaceDuckQuack
    @SpaceDuckQuack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Hey rslash, have you tried doing r/creepyasterisks? It's really cringey/funny lmao

    • @gamingimpossibl
      @gamingimpossibl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is that?

    • @neurotica5461
      @neurotica5461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gamingimpossibl you know you can just google it.... sigh
      www.reddit.com/r/creepyasterisks?

    • @krishaunafisher
      @krishaunafisher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gamingimpossibl like that thing where people go * blushes as my bulge grows in my pants * when they text someone.

    • @Pineapply_Queen
      @Pineapply_Queen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@neurotica5461 I felt nauseous five posts in. I think I'd rather rslash didn't cover that one.

    • @oken6023
      @oken6023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      uwu *pounces on you* hiiii
      Excuse me while I drink bleach. I need to cleanse myself after that

  • @razielette2159
    @razielette2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love your channel pally, your voice is really good and feels like if it was an Audio book, let's go for 1M!

    • @garyross8237
      @garyross8237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Boi Necro I would buy that audiobook #roadto1mil

    • @lukazdt5
      @lukazdt5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes I hope he gets that one mil

    • @razielette2159
      @razielette2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garyross8237 Indeed man.

  • @allevant
    @allevant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The second one should also be on r/Prorevenge.
    Just saying, that's some WICKED revenge.
    #MomOfTheWeek

  • @corporalroebuckcodww2610
    @corporalroebuckcodww2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    R/entitledparents is my favorite subreddit.
    Just me? Ok.

    • @kellyanglim7855
      @kellyanglim7855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      McJagger Moves naw m8 me to

    • @corporalroebuckcodww2610
      @corporalroebuckcodww2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kelly Anglim aIgHt, 😂😂

    • @corporalroebuckcodww2610
      @corporalroebuckcodww2610 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voltage The Pikachu XD

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corporalroebuckcodww2610 My favorite is r/prorevenge. I don't like r/supernova revenge because rslash doesn't go there to make vids

  • @Eddie-ey8lv
    @Eddie-ey8lv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The video is 15 minutes long and posted 3 minutes ago, but there is already 1 dislike! You didn’t even watch the whole video!

    • @DarkLink1996
      @DarkLink1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pro-Plague people got triggered

    • @KrazyKolaMan
      @KrazyKolaMan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is 2 dislike now

    • @_Anthony___
      @_Anthony___ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      5 now and it hasn't even been the 15 minutes

    • @onyxwanderer1536
      @onyxwanderer1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol TH-cam bot conspiracy!!!

    • @gabirivero1304
      @gabirivero1304 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, and also there is more likes back then and they did not watch the video .-.

  • @codyhausman2368
    @codyhausman2368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Actually in “Ye Olde Times” (early seventies) trying to get kids chicken pox is something parents would do because they wouldn’t get it later, the kid with chicken pox became like the most popular kid in school for a week straight. It’s pretty epic

  • @bluesmoke9662
    @bluesmoke9662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That chicken pox story is such bs. How is a five year old omniscient? No way they could know about what happened in the principal's office.

    • @micapowder1221
      @micapowder1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blue Smoke the conversation could have happened close enough to the classroom, or they could have heard about it from someone. Something like this happens, I think the teacher would probably tell the kids something about what happened

  • @Tinkuwu
    @Tinkuwu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jesus I'm finally here on time.

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Early childhood professional here; when it comes to rules regarding chickenpox (at least in my province), we don’t send a kid with chickenpox marks home right away, unless they’re too sick to participate, and then they’re expected to stay home until they’re healed. This is because chickenpox is the most contagious up to two days before the rash appears.
    So while we might isolate and/or immediately call parents to pick their child up with other illnesses, we don’t necessarily do so if we see pox marks; because all the other kids in the room have probably already caught it a few days ago (if they haven’t had it yet, or not been vaccinated).
    Yes, I agree that no parent should force a kid covered with itchy, crusty blisters to go to school. This is just explaining why the principal probably wasn’t immediately concerned.
    As for the kids who immediately started itching after he came in; that’s a natural, psychological response to seeing an illness that causes severe itching. It kinda gets into your head. Either that, or they’d caught the pox from the kid earlier and were just starting to blister.

  • @starmarinrtur1493
    @starmarinrtur1493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My kids have cancer
    Thank u so much sire now I owe 10000 dollars in debt cause u boosted and also made home get cancer rhx

    • @ninjiinc.8883
      @ninjiinc.8883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Em:Yeh my kids just healed out of it boosting my immune system
      Op:wait that’s impossible

  • @tommysparling4191
    @tommysparling4191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    But if you were on your hands and knees they would say “let my precious angel get on your back because my angel is super tired”

    • @yamillara5626
      @yamillara5626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tommy Sparling honestly

  • @bluespinarak7410
    @bluespinarak7410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the kid with the chicken pox, they actually were already too late. Chicken pox is contagious BEFORE the spots appear. The kid had chicken pox before the spots appeared, and therefor spread it to the rest of the class before they had the chance to do anything about it. No one else was in any danger once the spots appeared.

    • @bluespinarak7410
      @bluespinarak7410 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should have been taken out of school anyways, but he wasn’t a hazard.

  • @hammyboy_3512
    @hammyboy_3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I bet so many popular TH-camrs are jealous of how easily r/slashes thumbnails are made😂

    • @jjohnston94
      @jjohnston94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are they made? Where does he get all the great pictures?

    • @hammyboy_3512
      @hammyboy_3512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jjohnston94 lol he searches"weird mean old lady pictures" on google

  • @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti
    @AmeshaSpentaArmaiti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chiropractors knowing stuff. That was the funniest thing about this video.

  • @tiggerthemighty8279
    @tiggerthemighty8279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Incubation time for varicella (chicken pox) is 14 to 16 days according to cdc. it was probably either psychosomatic or the other kids who got chicken pox before the 14 day period had been exposed around the same time (2 weeks earlier)

  • @potassium8759
    @potassium8759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    R/article13passed Put F in chat for us guys. pray I make it today

  • @MH-nx6cf
    @MH-nx6cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Hi, i just made your child sick.............
    YoUr WeLcOmE

    • @somerando2702
      @somerando2702 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hello, child protective services,
      yeah I have a parent here that is using their child to endanger society.

    • @vegasblackfyre
      @vegasblackfyre 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only they made their children sick, the parents cannot make a difference between your and you’re.

    • @andrewcollins2446
      @andrewcollins2446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What can I say except, yOu'Re WeLcOmE!

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I read your comment, your comment fits perfectly on the tune on Maui’s ‘You’re welcome’.

    • @andrewcollins2446
      @andrewcollins2446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avocado3-in-182 I really hoped it did, because that was my intention

  • @5kiana
    @5kiana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chickenpox incubation is about 2 weeks so the kids probably started itching as a visceral response to seeing him, and got sick because he'd exposed them before knowing he was sick.

  • @boinj
    @boinj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As commenter number 1,538 I am legally required to say "Good Video"

    • @notparrot5576
      @notparrot5576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As bot number 1337 I am legally allowed to say "420 blaze it fam"

    • @boinj
      @boinj 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notparrot5576 lmao

  • @hokses
    @hokses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    11:13 when grandma passed away early August - something that sounded like an engine or.....rSlash chose that moment to fart XD 😅😂🤣
    You need to increase volume to
    hear it clearly.
    PS: use a headset or the sort.

    • @colin.g1537
      @colin.g1537 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @InnerEagle
      @InnerEagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is what make people makes stuff more entertainment

  • @zak8292
    @zak8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait has no one else ever heard of a chicken pox party? My wife was specifically put in a room with a child that had Pox in order to catch it. Chicken Pox is not dangerous to MOST children as long as it is contracted early. Atleast that’s what I’ve always been told.

  • @maroowahoo
    @maroowahoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me:
    R/slash: *here you go the greatest videos of all time just for you and the rest of my growing fanbase!*

  • @tinypenguin5188
    @tinypenguin5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jokes on you. I'm already autistic!

  • @jonu8537
    @jonu8537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here's the thing: I live in a rather small, Northern European country. We don't vaccinate children against chicken pox, unless they have a family history of having severe consequenses of going through the disease. The country where I live in it is actually encoraged to get children infected with chicken pox because after you've had it once you develop an immunity against the disease (in most cases about 95% of them). Children endure chicken pox rather well, only having slight fever and itching marks, where as in adult cases it can be lethal (fever goes so high it causes damage, throat swells so much you can't breath etc.). So vaccination against chicken pox can be a bit over protective in most cases. But yet again, I don't know what kind of bacterial-, immune- or vaccination system people have espescially in the US or other countries. I'm deffinetly not an anti-vacciner, but I do think that some vaccines are necessary and some are not.

  • @Tejas_
    @Tejas_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As soon as I saw the thumbnail, I knew it was an anti vaxx mom

  • @theresewallgren1990
    @theresewallgren1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Wts, I am subscribing to this channel but I still got my Aspergers syndrom 😲
    Good thing I'm vaccinated 💉

  • @kalalanim.133
    @kalalanim.133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was wheezing with laughter when they said that they were licensed chiropractors because MY chiropractor is an insane conspiracy theorist (I have a genetic disorder and he blamed it on the covid vaccine lmaooooo)

  • @gogwon5139
    @gogwon5139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I didn’t realize how lucky I was to get my vaccines. Thanks mom and dad :D

  • @dustyballofdust9082
    @dustyballofdust9082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Fun fact: the person who MADE Pokémon had autism

    • @uliran9
      @uliran9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know if I should be somewhat intrigued or laughing

    • @xXCrimebossX
      @xXCrimebossX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      really cool I'm autistic

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Satoshi Tajiri had a great imagination. I'm not a Pokemon fan although I used to love the anime when I was tiny, but I can still appreciate all the worldbuilding that was put into it. I mean, all the Pokemon, all the attacks, all the different levels, etc. Also, does that mean that as a Ditto advances, you can teach them every attack depending on what Pokemon they transform into? I've heard Ditto has terrible stats, but shouldn't their stats be invalid considering they never battle as themselves?

  • @nevaehonrefni
    @nevaehonrefni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Back in the sixties they used to actually have chicken pox parties where if one kid got sick everyone in the neighborhood would let their kids hang out with the sick child at a party so that all the kids would get Chickenpox now rather than later my mom actually went to one

  • @tornadomash00
    @tornadomash00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *when it takes 3 times just to upload a video for us, the trouble youtubers go through to entertain us*

    • @tobywest8887
      @tobywest8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      cough* Money *cough

    • @FrecklesAviation
      @FrecklesAviation 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is why my kids deserve this youtube channel

    • @tornadomash00
      @tornadomash00 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pokemanboss2242 i don't think that's how it works

  • @zynifi
    @zynifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Always when i come home from school your videos are under 10minutes old! Love your video's

  • @lordMartiya
    @lordMartiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who had chickenpox in junior high (it's not mandatory here in Italy), I'm taking the first one personally.

  • @RatedB1
    @RatedB1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Vaccines make people gay" "As a lesbian..." I was like you're not helping your case lady XD

  • @probablypahul
    @probablypahul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "When around EPs, crawl on your hands and knees"
    - rSlash, 2019

  • @jessicalee5260
    @jessicalee5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I was in kindergarten in 1987, everyone just had to get chicken pox. There was no vaccine then. You got it, then you never got it again. I barely remember having it, as I was only 5 when I got it, and my nurse's aide mom did everything possible to keep me from itching too much. (Oatmeal baths, calamine lotion, etc)

  • @bigbookgmod
    @bigbookgmod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    R/Entitledparent AND R/Prorevenge??? Oh boi this is great

  • @benflanagan7149
    @benflanagan7149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i was waiting for 20 minutes for this video and i almost died... *how could you make me wait so long for the best youtube content smh*

  • @_lemon_vxbes_4483
    @_lemon_vxbes_4483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Rslah you should make a redit thing called r\entitledyoutubers it would probably get a lot of stories

  • @paladyn9010
    @paladyn9010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I came home from having a bad day and found this
    thank you so much