Haha, yeah. Beginner's mistake. :-) Just look at the eyes! The eyes never change. Or was that with Discworld deities … well, probably still applies to Julie.
It would have better more effective of he were not in full raving mad mode. I would have asked this asshole to leave before I have to call the police to remove you.
The fact they wouldn't even think to offer remaking it without the tortilla strips (which are just lightly added on top, not even mixed in) is so amusing to me. Christian is 110% committed to that Cobb! 😂
That Icarus line is the perfect finisher. I gotta keep that in mind, just to throw it out as a hilarious overstatement in some random situation. Pure written gold.
I use it all the time. It's a great reference, and fits so well in so many situations. Be forewarned though, you'd be amazed at the # of people who will have no idea what you're talking about.
"How am I supposed to take no offense on that?" "He just said no offense, so..." Love this line. Like you can say anything if you just append a "no offense" at the end.
Next, bring him some “plain water” with a lemon wedge to hear him say “oh great, now you want me to wash down this shit salad with piss water. Am I just a toilet bowl to you?”
I... just don't care. On second though, you know what? Something about The Classic Cob Salad does offend me: It is not on a cob. No cob in sight. The salad is cob-less. This is a travesty and I will not stand for it!
That's what won her over. He was rude at first, but then he said "no offense" and immediately became a better person than her boss. Tortilla strips? On a Classic Cobb? Clearly a monster.
I hope you would have had the sense to just go get him a Cobb without tortilla strips. ... I guess that's kind of a victim blaming mentality, now that I think of it.
Everyone is terrible in this video, but at least Karen said no offense. The waitress has Stockholm Syndrome, and the owner put tortilla strips on a Classic Cobb Salad. Clearly the monster here.
They are LYING to their customers. The WHOLE POINT was that they would be serving a Classic Cobb Salad. Not whatever random crap they had in the kitchen mixed together and served as a "classic Cobb salad". Why even have a sign if you're not going to serve what it's advertising?
That's funny, I dated someone with Celiac and made the same comment above before seeing this. I mean, it's not funny. Not haha funny. The coils thing was accurate though.
I think this is the exact customer that marketing Julie from part 1 had envisioned. He has the same fiery passion for maintaining the status quo of cob salad
OMG this was intense! My jaw drops the entire video, wanting to smile but feeling anxious and uncomfortable all the time. The actor who plays the client was so so perfect delivering it's righteous deuce vibe, I want him as a villan in everything. I want him as a Bond villain. One of the best sketches I saw in a long time 👌👏👏👏👏👏🏆
I literally was wondering why there were crisps on the salad when it was on screen at first ... little did I know it's the plot of the episode! Genius!
Oh that's good!! Now I'm wanting to see the consultant whip out hidden camera footage of this interaction at her next meeting with the owners and say, "I told you this would happen if you messed with the "classic cobb salad", but did you listen? Nooooo!"
Twist ending, Karen had a gluten allergy. He was describing what would happen if he ate the tortilla strips. The waitress took his side because he was somehow the less abusive one than her boss, who didn't even think to make one with no strips. You know, AS ADVERTISED! I'm kidding, I know we all forgot how to people, but don't treat those who are there to help you for very low pay like this.
I don't know how you can continue to churn out such fantastic comedy as this. This had me absolutely cackling. I can't wait to see where this series goes. Kudos to the actor who played the customer, the "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC COBB SALAD" was so furious I felt it viscerally.
I love how high quality the Nolke-verse is, like it’s not an entire movie of course, but for just a TH-camrs budget, it’s surprisingly good, and I love it
the coolest thing about this video is NOT understanding from where or why this video idea came about. truly unique. 🇨🇦 we stand on guard for Cobb Salad🇨🇦
The customer is sooo right!! 😭😭😭💔 this happened to me at several restaurants too. Ofcourse i wasnt rude and extra cuz introvert and socially awkward but they always bring the wrong stuff that was NOT on the board !! 😭😭😭😭💔🤣 this was on point. I feel the customer guy with all my heart.
Like many of us, I discovered Julie through the chaos that is the ongoing COVID pandemic. She was making videos talking to two or more versions of herself, a time-honoured skit show tradition and a formula that she used expertly (shout out to Mirror Julie for her unflinching drunken wisdom). But as a fellow Canadian, I'm so happy and proud that Julie can now transform different parts of her apartment into elaborate sets and work with ACTUAL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS (which must feel so great, lol) to tell us a tale that rivals Othello ... only it's about salad. A very specific salad. A salad that, unless you're properly prepared, is not to be taken lightly.
“Flew too close to the sun” lol dude I can tell Julie is passionate about classic Cobb salad in the way she has written these sketches haha I always look to see how much is scripted vs improvised but everyone Julie works with is genius and the more I watch her material the funnier it gets
Omg, I have sat down in a restaurant where a customer was pretty livid about an order. I don’t remember the details but I do remember that it was over something extremely simple. As a customer I still felt uncomfortable and shocked. It was as if she had planned to go to a restaurant so she could finally have someone she could berate and not be challenged. I felt so bad I apologized to the waitress and assured her that the woman was out of line. Moving on, sorry. I loved how the Julie flipped and walked out with the customer adding the shoulder bump as she walked out. Unexpected and funny! All of this over a salad, priceless.
I'm VERY invested in this Classic Cobb Salad controversy now. Are there MORE establishments deviating from the classic version? This may very well be...the most...IMPORTANT topic...to come out of 2021. Please, PLEASE keep us posted on this. PLEASE!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do More or the four of YOU ... memory girl, you, southern girl and FRAN D . with the OVER DRAWN lips.... This Sketch runs through my mind ALL the time. You look like Mississippi!!!!! and her cough ... just GOLD
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"I don't respect myself because I work here."
Extremely topical. Good work.
I felt that to my bones.
A bit tropical too
@@DJVARAO Tropical. Café. Café Tropical?
Verrrrry curious about the café debacle that inspired this wonderful and vengeful series.
It involved four coils... no further comment
@@julienolke Cracking the shits is highly underrated!
@@julienolke That's disturbing, but yet interesting.
@@julienolke Now I can't see Lacuna Coil the same way ever again.
@@julienolke Could you comment further, for our readers, on the "four coils" incident?
😛😛😛
my favourite part is the fact that Julie is standing there like you do when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents in front of you haha
Julie's acting and wardrobe is amazing. I could swear there were three different people in this one.
LMAO
Sometimes imperfections in the cloning process produce "interesting" results.
💀
When he asked for the owner I’m surprised Julie didn’t comeback wearing a wig or a fake mustache.
Haha, yeah. Beginner's mistake. :-)
Just look at the eyes! The eyes never change. Or was that with Discworld deities … well, probably still applies to Julie.
He didn't steal that fork. With that performance, he *earned* it.
I've never had a cobb salad but now... I have opinions about them.
I know right lol.
I didn't even know they existed until this vid, but I do too now! lol
They're delicious.
@@JasonON but only a Classic Cobb Salad
Cobb Salads Rock !
"I didn't realize the word 'classic' meant nothing to you at this establishment." The pretentious delivery of that line is so on point 🤣 BRAVO!
It would have better more effective of he were not in full raving mad mode. I would have asked this asshole to leave before I have to call the police to remove you.
The fact they wouldn't even think to offer remaking it without the tortilla strips (which are just lightly added on top, not even mixed in) is so amusing to me. Christian is 110% committed to that Cobb! 😂
And without the egg.
That Icarus line is the perfect finisher. I gotta keep that in mind, just to throw it out as a hilarious overstatement in some random situation. Pure written gold.
It's very Brennan Lee Mulligan, which is the highest praise I can give.
@@BacchatusJade I'm thinking particularly of his Game Changer rant
I choked on my classic yogurt with granola with that line. Perfection
I use it all the time. It's a great reference, and fits so well in so many situations. Be forewarned though, you'd be amazed at the # of people who will have no idea what you're talking about.
Boy, Rodrigo totally ran away with that scene. Very different energy than we’re used to!
Another little gem.
"How am I supposed to take no offense on that?"
"He just said no offense, so..."
Love this line. Like you can say anything if you just append a "no offense" at the end.
I think Paul Riser used to do a whole bit about that in the 80s.
I'm old.
Along with "I'm not saying anything, I'm just saying..."
Next, bring him some “plain water” with a lemon wedge to hear him say “oh great, now you want me to wash down this shit salad with piss water. Am I just a toilet bowl to you?”
Lol... That's a good one!
lmao
I was very much expecting that when he went to drink the water haha. Was surprised he didn't spit take in disgust
The Classic doesn't have tortilla, the man has a point.
they should at least be on the side
The whole time I kept going ... but it's not a classic Cobb salad.
I... just don't care. On second though, you know what? Something about The Classic Cob Salad does offend me: It is not on a cob. No cob in sight. The salad is cob-less. This is a travesty and I will not stand for it!
@@bramvanduijn8086 That's a good point. It should come on a cob or something.
Glad to see I wasn't the only one who found the sandwich board to be enticing.
It's the "no offense" afterwards that got me 😂🤣
He’s really like “You’re a stupid idiot and I’m stealing your girl, your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad about yourself. No offense 🤡 “
That's what won her over. He was rude at first, but then he said "no offense" and immediately became a better person than her boss. Tortilla strips? On a Classic Cobb? Clearly a monster.
@@solvseus 😂
Having waited tables for WAY too long, I felt genuine rage at this video. It's perfectly in line with many customers I've dealt with.
I don’t complain unless it’s an allergy issue
I hope you would have had the sense to just go get him a Cobb without tortilla strips.
... I guess that's kind of a victim blaming mentality, now that I think of it.
Sorry to hear that, some people are jerks.
Everyone is terrible in this video, but at least Karen said no offense. The waitress has Stockholm Syndrome, and the owner put tortilla strips on a Classic Cobb Salad. Clearly the monster here.
He was being an asshole. Just ask for one without the tortillas on it. Restaurants do reasonable adjustment all the time.
The crazy thing is that the Classic Cobb Salad sadwich board is ACTUALLY bringing in new customers! 🤣
Well, it brought ONE customer (that we know of), who had very little appreciation for his classic cobb salad.
They are LYING to their customers. The WHOLE POINT was that they would be serving a Classic Cobb Salad. Not whatever random crap they had in the kitchen mixed together and served as a "classic Cobb salad".
Why even have a sign if you're not going to serve what it's advertising?
@@BlakeMcCringleberry Yeah, no I agree!
@@pHD77 Haha very true!
Of course it did - it's a Classic Cobb Salad!
There's some real "there's gonna be a part 3" energy at the very, very end.
I need to see Christian ask the cobb salad consultant what went wrong.
@@keith9737 - yeah, they need a follow up, where the consultant checks up on them and call them "idiot sandwiches" or something. 😂
Ya, id love a part 3 and 4 about the owner and the customers adventure to find a classic sobb
One can only hope.
@@keith9737 He put those damn tortilla strips on it. It might as well have been jelly beans since that should not have been there.
The guy who played the customer was amazing in this. Wow.
As someone with celiac and food allergies, I too would be immensely upset to be presented with a surprise topping on my classic cobb salad 😆
That's funny, I dated someone with Celiac and made the same comment above before seeing this.
I mean, it's not funny. Not haha funny. The coils thing was accurate though.
Tortilla strips are corn, wheat does not get the right crispiness.
The sandwich board strategy obviously worked, can't believe Chris still decided to mess with the classic Cobb salad
You can't tell me Julie wasn't about to lose it at 2:29, lmao. Lesson learned though: never disrespect a classic cobb salad.
I'm so impressed by how she just swallowed that upcoming laugh. If I start breaking once, I can't stop myself for minutes😅 😂
But Julie's a pro😎
I think this is the exact customer that marketing Julie from part 1 had envisioned. He has the same fiery passion for maintaining the status quo of cob salad
I believe he was a plant, sent there by marketing Julie to make her ideas seem less crazy
@Wilderness… Ooooh, devious yet brilliant … much like marketing Julie.
A plant? He was clearly a human. Jk, you have a good theory!
@@usfbull523 but isn't it just like a plant to refuse to eat a salad 🤔
@@wildernessisland2573 🤯 This is starting to feel like more than a conspiracy theory
OMG this was intense! My jaw drops the entire video, wanting to smile but feeling anxious and uncomfortable all the time. The actor who plays the client was so so perfect delivering it's righteous deuce vibe, I want him as a villan in everything. I want him as a Bond villain.
One of the best sketches I saw in a long time 👌👏👏👏👏👏🏆
Please let there be a part 3. There are so many undiscovered paths of the Classic Cobb Salad and we need to experience as many as possible
The perfect articulate exasperation, “ how can I not take offense to that?”
Amazing acting from the customer. He really made me feel the rage that comes from a misadvertised *not* classic cobb salad.
Part three -- wedding reception for the waitress and classic-cob-salad-connoisseur. You'll never believe what they're serving.
He did say no offense, so unfortunately he's probably the nicest customer she's ever had. At least at this restaurant of LIES!
I literally was wondering why there were crisps on the salad when it was on screen at first ... little did I know it's the plot of the episode! Genius!
I never would’ve thought one of my favorite actors from Kim’s Convenience would join the Julie Verse and it always makes me so happy!!🥰✨
"I'm stealing this fork" as Rodrigo leaves - now that's CLASSIC :0)
I am loving these sketches. Also, I love that final line from the dining patron "I'm stealing this fork."
"how am I not supposed to take offense to that" I actually lol'd. Love the call back to part one
I would guess that this guy is a “secret shopper” of sorts that works for the consultant in part 1!
Oh that's good!! Now I'm wanting to see the consultant whip out hidden camera footage of this interaction at her next meeting with the owners and say, "I told you this would happen if you messed with the "classic cobb salad", but did you listen? Nooooo!"
I have a feeling these conversations happen way more than they should. People suck lol.
Clearly this dude doesn't know the golden rule: "don't be a dick to the people who handle your food."
@@bigmike- That only applies if you ever plan on coming back or staying and eating. Clearly neither is the case here.
No , Kitchen Staff sending out Crap Sucks , It’s like selling Classic Buffalo Wing but plating it with Thousand Island Dressing & Bread Sticks
@@Beachdudeca who did this? I need to find someone
Twist ending, Karen had a gluten allergy. He was describing what would happen if he ate the tortilla strips. The waitress took his side because he was somehow the less abusive one than her boss, who didn't even think to make one with no strips. You know, AS ADVERTISED!
I'm kidding, I know we all forgot how to people, but don't treat those who are there to help you for very low pay like this.
The customer is so good. "I'm sorry I lost my cool." that last 30 seconds too is genius.
I knew the sandwich board would spell trouble!
It has curb your enthusiasm vibes
Uh, no, it spelled classic cob salad
Great job by all 3 actors. So much talent in Toronto!
"I don't respect myself for working here." A (pardon me) "classic" line! So much for the restaurant salvation plan from last week!
The world must know about the magic of Cobb.
I’ve been craving a classic cob salad lately, and I couldn’t figure out why.
“The worst place I have been to in my life. No offense.” Now that is a classic!
That was marvelous. Thanks Julie.
I don't know how you can continue to churn out such fantastic comedy as this. This had me absolutely cackling. I can't wait to see where this series goes. Kudos to the actor who played the customer, the "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC COBB SALAD" was so furious I felt it viscerally.
Please, please, please do a Classic Cobb Salad part 3, Julie!!! 🥗🧀🍳🥓🥬 And so excited for your impending 1mil!!! 🥳
"a four coiler" I know exactly what that looks like
May the fiber be with you!
I love Julie's world-building of classic cob salad.
The acting in this sketch is so fantastic
I can't wait for part three
"He said 'No offense." If only that phrase would work in other situations.
It literally never works. :-D
I work in retail pharmacy. I hear the pharmacy version of this EVERY day. Thank you!
OMG there is a part 2 to this??? Thank you universe (and Julie)!
Uh, this _is_ part two. Did you not see last week's episode?
"I'm stealing this fork." This killed me. Great delivery hahaha
Part three please! Hahaha. I want to see the other owner's reaction!
Also, the customer is a FANTASTIC actor. Great job. 😃
I think that I speak for everyone - we love you too Julie!
Great writing and brilliant work by Mr. Fernandez-Stoll. Thank you.
I love how high quality the Nolke-verse is, like it’s not an entire movie of course, but for just a TH-camrs budget, it’s surprisingly good, and I love it
the coolest thing about this video is NOT understanding from where or why this video idea came about. truly unique. 🇨🇦 we stand on guard for Cobb Salad🇨🇦
Rodrigo really sold that. By the end I was almost equally frustrated that the manager didn't understand that he wanted a *classic* Cobb salad.
“I’m stealing this fork”. That’s just the perfect topping on a Classic Cobb Salad.
This Cobb Salad skit is a work of fucking genius and I’m obsessed.
Classic Cobb Salad goes thru my head all day yet again!
The customer is sooo right!! 😭😭😭💔 this happened to me at several restaurants too. Ofcourse i wasnt rude and extra cuz introvert and socially awkward but they always bring the wrong stuff that was NOT on the board !! 😭😭😭😭💔🤣 this was on point. I feel the customer guy with all my heart.
“Cos he said no offence” … oh yeah that’s totally fine then 😂
"four coiler" is now my favourite expression.
You freaking rock! Love that sense of humor
Fractions of a penny
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Now really want a CLASSIC Cobb salad! 🤣😂😂😂🤣
This is the greatest series to ever exist ever in the history of ever of a time since the beginning of the universe ever
Wow, part two REALLY has that L.A. "feel" to it! Don't know if that's what you were after, but it's spot on! Well done, Julie!
"I don't respect myself because I work here." This is basically me at work.
"I don't respect myself because I work here..." 😂 All of ya'll should be on TV, you're hysterical!
So glad you expanded this universe
Now Chris has lost his only customer & only member of staff, he should have just made a classic cob salad.
I Fully Agree , Classic means Classic , No Free Style via the Kitchen !
Like many of us, I discovered Julie through the chaos that is the ongoing COVID pandemic. She was making videos talking to two or more versions of herself, a time-honoured skit show tradition and a formula that she used expertly (shout out to Mirror Julie for her unflinching drunken wisdom). But as a fellow Canadian, I'm so happy and proud that Julie can now transform different parts of her apartment into elaborate sets and work with ACTUAL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS (which must feel so great, lol) to tell us a tale that rivals Othello ... only it's about salad. A very specific salad. A salad that, unless you're properly prepared, is not to be taken lightly.
Same, on all counts! But Mirror Julie will always be my favourite.
The sequel I wanted, but didn’t know I needed-until now. Thx!
Having been a server in restaurants for years, I can ASSURE you that this is 100% accurate !
I've ordered 2 Cobb salads in the last week. I don't think I've had one in years before this. They were classic.
“Flew too close to the sun” lol dude I can tell Julie is passionate about classic Cobb salad in the way she has written these sketches haha I always look to see how much is scripted vs improvised but everyone Julie works with is genius and the more I watch her material the funnier it gets
This needs a part 3! 😂😂😂
Whomever played the customer was "perfect". Great performance.
This did not end where I thought it would. Well done!
“I’m stealing this fork” 😂😂😂😂
I *know* this series must have the most hysterical outtakes! I must see them... I'm off to Patreon in search!!
Omg, I have sat down in a restaurant where a customer was pretty livid about an order. I don’t remember the details but I do remember that it was over something extremely simple. As a customer I still felt uncomfortable and shocked. It was as if she had planned to go to a restaurant so she could finally have someone she could berate and not be challenged. I felt so bad I apologized to the waitress and assured her that the woman was out of line.
Moving on, sorry. I loved how the Julie flipped and walked out with the customer adding the shoulder bump as she walked out. Unexpected and funny! All of this over a salad, priceless.
Best line … “I’m stealing this fork”🤣
It's like Rodrigo tapped into his inner Paul Giamatti. Nicely done!
I have no idea what a classic cobb salad is, but suddenly I have a hankering for one.
I'm VERY invested in this Classic Cobb Salad controversy now. Are there MORE establishments deviating from the classic version? This may very well be...the most...IMPORTANT topic...to come out of 2021. Please, PLEASE keep us posted on this. PLEASE!!!
I kinda love that "No offense" is a runner in this series.
Don't mess with the classic Cobb. Lol. Great episode.
I waited tables for years. This is WAYWAYWAYWAYWAY too accurate for some people.
I'm going to go do something about my PTSD now. Thanks
As premises for a series go, this is one of the stronger ones.
I'm assuming you mean a revenge series... for the Fork! ... a n d probably bad Yelp review.... then for the Non-Classic Cob Salad.
Even better than Part 1! “This is the worst place I’ve ever eaten in my life!” (Hold) “No offense” 🤣🤣🤣
#NICE! "4-coiler" is now permanently lodged in memory. The Icarus line was 💯
Why do I love these series so much 😂 more cob content please aha
Big points for the "steal his fork" line when they left 😁
2:30 - his rage outburst is perfectly executed . I actually identified with it on a deep level…Sketch or no.
Love and kisses!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do More or the four of YOU ... memory girl, you, southern girl and FRAN D . with the OVER DRAWN lips.... This Sketch runs through my mind ALL the time. You look like Mississippi!!!!! and her cough ... just GOLD
Wow, Rodrigo... what a performance!