Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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  • @TheBestDankMemes
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  • @luzluna8358
    @luzluna8358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    "You are everything we are not looking for"
    Savage 😂

    • @justblessed9358
      @justblessed9358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kellarenna
      @kellarenna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That made me laugh out loud

    • @Erik-bd6ll
      @Erik-bd6ll 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s y he’s a fucking prick and that’s y music is dead so yea….. fuck simon for putting that guy and fuck you for laughing cuz ur just as bad if not worse and this is coming from an artist

  • @ryano709
    @ryano709 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

    • @smolshay
      @smolshay 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on TH-cam and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.

    • @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
      @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I belive you.

    • @kenobrien6474
      @kenobrien6474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls

    • @emma62346
      @emma62346 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ryan owesney true

    • @TheMruczyslawa
      @TheMruczyslawa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn

  • @pizzacat1923
    @pizzacat1923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    "Do you think i can improve or anything?"
    *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7029

    simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

    • @smileyguyfilms7874
      @smileyguyfilms7874 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I must have that!

    • @kitaninaweston7067
      @kitaninaweston7067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      mychemicaljulia yessssssssss

    • @elinfelicia382
      @elinfelicia382 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      mychemicaljulia I'd imagine they'll be the best of friends.

    • @summersys
      @summersys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      mychemicaljulia a singing and cooking show

    • @session1422
      @session1422 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mychemicaljulia and jeremy clarkson

  • @hihi-qo9gc
    @hihi-qo9gc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3149

    I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

    • @jamiebavilla1827
      @jamiebavilla1827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Samerella Best comment yet!!!

    • @michaelafleming5084
      @michaelafleming5084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Samerella The champagne is bland!!! Fuck me!!

    • @NicandBud
      @NicandBud 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samerella same

    • @camoprincess727
      @camoprincess727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samerella that would be hilarious

    • @angerycat5643
      @angerycat5643 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no, put simon and gordan in a wwe match.

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Bucket list:
    - Travel around the world
    - Have a happy family
    - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

    • @srkian1990
      @srkian1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people

    • @AnitaMoyles
      @AnitaMoyles 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘

    • @mimibirdseed_fungus
      @mimibirdseed_fungus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AnitaMoyleswhy tf did u put the kissing emoji wtf

    • @TheElino
      @TheElino หลายเดือนก่อน

      Even better: Get praised by Simon Cowell
      Now THAT'S something to strive for

  • @vllavish
    @vllavish 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    "I'm a gospel choir"
    "Did you eat them?"
    I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

    • @javinfehr5590
      @javinfehr5590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Some ramsay level shit right there

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!

    • @xPippoxD
      @xPippoxD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P

    • @azadev
      @azadev 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 like you have.....EVIL

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +984

    What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine

    • @nectarichard6775
      @nectarichard6775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You just opened my eyes!

    • @lmaololz6853
      @lmaololz6853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)

    • @starry-blossom2306
      @starry-blossom2306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.

  • @mzumno
    @mzumno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once"
    Simon:"Well I was good at what I did"
    Fcking love this man xDDD

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻

  • @brandonmut2432
    @brandonmut2432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2282

    I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

    • @ximenacerezo1590
      @ximenacerezo1590 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!

    • @DaveMorgan
      @DaveMorgan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.

    • @ZVizoNaleo
      @ZVizoNaleo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes ,true that

    • @x50music
      @x50music 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad..
      Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)

    • @iwannabeanarwhal
      @iwannabeanarwhal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.

  • @Noah-xd5fh
    @Noah-xd5fh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1369

    girl: "your very handsome"
    Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

  • @kimessex4011
    @kimessex4011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

    • @tomdonaldson6948
      @tomdonaldson6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kim Essex I mean it’s not that hard

    • @no7581
      @no7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      susan boyle 😂

    • @RedHeadedStepchild_77
      @RedHeadedStepchild_77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The judges are talentless socialites... Simon Cowell carried the show and was the only reason to watch these heinous programs.

  • @ignacioberango
    @ignacioberango 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    -"You are very handsome"
    -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

  • @nightstar2400
    @nightstar2400 8 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's cowell for you

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀

  • @elyssiawhelan2033
    @elyssiawhelan2033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance"
    "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD

  • @DarkLucan92
    @DarkLucan92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

    • @isabelmorinigo5795
      @isabelmorinigo5795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And the ones that can sing dont think they can.

    • @mysteriousgirl6946
      @mysteriousgirl6946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting

    • @justalittle_out_there539
      @justalittle_out_there539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂

    • @solarsystemresident
      @solarsystemresident 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?

    • @jesussequea1562
      @jesussequea1562 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are, indeed there are.

  • @TheFaarf
    @TheFaarf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    "I can sing.."
    "Just not in tune"
    Perfect

    • @jdwhea
      @jdwhea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just not in tune maannn

  • @hellogoditsmesatan7169
    @hellogoditsmesatan7169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

    • @CertifiedToSimp
      @CertifiedToSimp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @NatalyaVDBrock
      @NatalyaVDBrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Or he's just incredibly creative lol

    • @cindervee478
      @cindervee478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NatalyaVDBrock or both

    • @JoeSmith-zm9ur
      @JoeSmith-zm9ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shoot, Satan's in the comment section!

    • @claireetally
      @claireetally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's just naturally gifted with insults

  • @briannahaydu3814
    @briannahaydu3814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mackhomie6 what's your point

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat

  • @blisssound5136
    @blisssound5136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Simon: That's a weird place to stop
    Her: Oh ok-
    Simon: No no I'm glad you did...
    Her: * heart break *

  • @sarahlouise9433
    @sarahlouise9433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    “You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

  • @alixmcrae9848
    @alixmcrae9848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

    • @alixmcrae9848
      @alixmcrae9848 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting

    • @CloroxBleach-ud2ou
      @CloroxBleach-ud2ou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay

    • @muun279
      @muun279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.

    • @Mj-pq3ur
      @Mj-pq3ur 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pizza Lover i know right😃😄

  • @Crazykirby6131
    @Crazykirby6131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3032

    Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

    • @BennyR92
      @BennyR92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.

    • @Crazykirby6131
      @Crazykirby6131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D

    • @torisession2535
      @torisession2535 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved

    • @tied2dye1
      @tied2dye1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know

  • @homersimpson8824
    @homersimpson8824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

  • @kimtov3734
    @kimtov3734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

    • @noeldahl6867
      @noeldahl6867 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kim Tov no Simon Cowell VS Gordon Ramsey

    • @olliedobney9450
      @olliedobney9450 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kim Tov Jeremy Clarkson would make it better

    • @KrumpOcake
      @KrumpOcake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *at 69 likes* Lets change that...

    • @enamay9195
      @enamay9195 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @leahcunniffe8822
      @leahcunniffe8822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they would get on sooooooooo well

  • @aishariaz4707
    @aishariaz4707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aisha Riaz me too

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do too

    • @buddhimazoysa2255
      @buddhimazoysa2255 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.

  • @sadianaseer4930
    @sadianaseer4930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    “It is not good enough”
    “Then what is”
    “You leaving”

  • @StruckByEvil
    @StruckByEvil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

  • @meghanan5360
    @meghanan5360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character

    • @MsSaxoBeat257
      @MsSaxoBeat257 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "He does that for their own good" lol
      He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance.
      As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tomoe Jasmine true

    • @theberserkerarmor6511
      @theberserkerarmor6511 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.

  • @coocaak
    @coocaak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    " I can sing. "
    " Yes, not in tune. "
    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @marilyngore1227
    @marilyngore1227 7 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you?
    Andrew: No?
    Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch.....
    I fell off my bed XD

    • @mariel9002
      @mariel9002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1 of my fav 😂

  • @armyxxblink1554
    @armyxxblink1554 7 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world.
    Me: wait until you hear me sing

    • @armyxxblink1554
      @armyxxblink1554 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ice yep

    • @thegreatfil84
      @thegreatfil84 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ArmyxxBlink u like to find all the vids with this particular clip huh? your comment is annoying.

    • @rudinoromolor5597
      @rudinoromolor5597 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Worst in the universe...lol

    • @trigerred_tae9922
      @trigerred_tae9922 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArmyxxBlink - hELLO FELLOW ARMY

    • @TaeHyung-jj4lj
      @TaeHyung-jj4lj 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love ur profile pic

  • @tedkakarounas
    @tedkakarounas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing"
    Golden.

  • @valenciavazquez8515
    @valenciavazquez8515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

    • @hoarishgoat5467
      @hoarishgoat5467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Valencia Vazquez kinda child like. better lines have been said in my opinion.

    • @breaks444
      @breaks444 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      moardelaybro p

    • @notafilms1309
      @notafilms1309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Valencia Vazquez and then he licked his fingers LMFAO

    • @hollyandjade2311
      @hollyandjade2311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I died

    • @ericsolis1626
      @ericsolis1626 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GOT EM

  • @thejellybeanpotato5627
    @thejellybeanpotato5627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

    • @nicoler.wunderink_2874
      @nicoler.wunderink_2874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The Jelly Bean Potato well your2 right, he doesn't discriminate

    • @justinschreiber813
      @justinschreiber813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KissFromNicole _ your he discriminates against the good and bad

    • @fatihatribak7398
      @fatihatribak7398 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Jelly Bean Potato well ifu like bullies. Here your match!

    • @shamusmurphy1031
      @shamusmurphy1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s not I would beat the shit outta him

    • @lizmcall9278
      @lizmcall9278 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Jelly Bean Potato x

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *"You're mean"*
    Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2005

    Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

    • @ccs898
      @ccs898 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *Ramsay

    • @StruckByEvil
      @StruckByEvil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon

    • @Kennychan770
      @Kennychan770 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon

    • @sahirsood
      @sahirsood 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cally Cheng j

    • @kittykat4956
      @kittykat4956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!

  • @Jorythebest98
    @Jorythebest98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

  • @rudinapllana9425
    @rudinapllana9425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Girl: *sings*
    Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver*
    6:56

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey there....I'm Deaf now

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻

  • @czarnestopy4243
    @czarnestopy4243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ollieuce1965
    @ollieuce1965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

  • @chazzerine7650
    @chazzerine7650 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD

  • @אביאזולאי-ס2נ
    @אביאזולאי-ס2נ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    "Andrew what do u think I'm gonna say to u?"
    "No"
    "that's right. goodbye."

  • @mementoghosty
    @mementoghosty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!!
    *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

  • @petertalks301
    @petertalks301 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”

  • @TheLolmylove
    @TheLolmylove 8 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

    • @narutomen10
      @narutomen10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tilde L That was absolutely horendous... Leave - Simon Cowell 2005

    • @odinstruck2774
      @odinstruck2774 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      narutomen10
      2006
      2007
      2008
      2009
      2010
      2011
      2012
      2013
      2014
      2015
      2016
      And soon 2017

    • @legendreviews4202
      @legendreviews4202 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Odin Struck now is

    • @christinabeckwood3817
      @christinabeckwood3817 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tilde L I can relate to that lol

    • @Nimbithefallen5326
      @Nimbithefallen5326 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tilde L Same!!!

  • @ahrrydepp493
    @ahrrydepp493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

    • @krumplekookie9181
      @krumplekookie9181 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ahrry depp
      I think it made it better

    • @rudysquires86
      @rudysquires86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahrry depp I am not totally sure but I think they were ant and Dec pranking the judges

    • @jackgg818
      @jackgg818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahrry depp b

    • @raulraj9207
      @raulraj9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed

    • @caleanderson3575
      @caleanderson3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      mom-“yes you have to bring your brother”

  • @bobdickens3674
    @bobdickens3674 8 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture

    • @larryisreal2854
      @larryisreal2854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire

    • @L14M
      @L14M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      because we don't fuck about

  • @Cxcxzxc
    @Cxcxzxc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    "You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

  • @rockstaraccount5461
    @rockstaraccount5461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different"
    Simon: "Well I agree with the third one"
    omgg im deadddd lol

  • @aprilbenosa6743
    @aprilbenosa6743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Can I do something else?"
    "Leave."
    savage af damn

  • @j.m.b8661
    @j.m.b8661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

  • @herlucifer7680
    @herlucifer7680 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    *“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

  • @LondonCelt
    @LondonCelt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    “You could lie in a bath with your mouth open!” Brilliant lol!

  • @MRLINTN
    @MRLINTN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    "Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver"
    "We just put through a giraffe"
    I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MRLINTN
      @MRLINTN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.”
    “You look like a pen salesman.”
    * bites pen *
    * points with pen *
    *PEN*

  • @desireedriver6390
    @desireedriver6390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    Girl *sings*
    Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Desireé Driver
      My cat was with me and he just jumped and ran away when that came up.

    • @Haxprocess
      @Haxprocess 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Desireé Driver sings?

    • @giselevanhounten8366
      @giselevanhounten8366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Girl *whistles

    • @gensink3575
      @gensink3575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Desireé Driver “sings”

    • @killuazoldyck_
      @killuazoldyck_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      atleast now we have a way to reduce cats population 😂

  • @vipershock2569
    @vipershock2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Nothing like a good spanky"
    "Horrendous"
    Omg that part got me

  • @kuroshoujo6289
    @kuroshoujo6289 8 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    Simon's favorite words are terrible and no😂😂

    • @NonnyDaGoat
      @NonnyDaGoat 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      don't forget dreadful 😂😂

    • @willroden3326
      @willroden3326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And "leave"

    • @Kira-de3dl
      @Kira-de3dl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "absolutely dreadful"

    • @instridewith_life
      @instridewith_life 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And also "what the bloody hell was that"

    • @Tacobus1
      @Tacobus1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kuro Shoujo horrendous

  • @jack456000
    @jack456000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "You just killed every cat in Denver" LOL

    • @coaster1070
      @coaster1070 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unfortunately its true

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was so funny....and true.

  • @jakefunaki5635
    @jakefunaki5635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

  • @camillaellinghaus819
    @camillaellinghaus819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

    • @aow3834
      @aow3834 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy

    • @angel455dix
      @angel455dix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly

    • @sabrinacarpenter2699
      @sabrinacarpenter2699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luthfil Lutz thighbone

    • @idoneakw9996
      @idoneakw9996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...

    • @thejellybeanpotato5627
      @thejellybeanpotato5627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same

  • @Onlyicedmilk
    @Onlyicedmilk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "this is not good enough"
    Well what is?
    "you leaving"

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

    • @olbcansat9726
      @olbcansat9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Smithe Susan boyle

    • @boston_8213
      @boston_8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.

    • @florencedomingo7096
      @florencedomingo7096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about Marcelito Pomoy

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Calum sccot

  • @johnmurf4613
    @johnmurf4613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "You just killed every cat in Denver"
    *DEAD*

    • @NAcHO-wx5vg
      @NAcHO-wx5vg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Murf are you one of the cats in denver?

  • @zaccahill6366
    @zaccahill6366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

  • @hayleywellington2808
    @hayleywellington2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

  • @sano6608
    @sano6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Can I do something else"
    "Leave."

  • @sonnshinebread8894
    @sonnshinebread8894 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Girl: "Come on, someone gave you a chance once.'
    Simon: "Yeah but I was good at what I did."
    -
    Man: "Yes I am a choir.
    Simon: "Did you eat them?"
    -
    Girl: "You're very handsome."
    Simon: "Tell me something I don't know."
    These three are in his top 10 best comebacks..

  • @JammiH
    @JammiH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

  • @Candried
    @Candried 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Simon Cowell: ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE
    Gordan Ramsey: ITS FUCKING RAW

  • @lksvlk7447
    @lksvlk7447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Simon said: You just killed every cat in denver
    My cat is sitting right next to me and seriously jumped up... and i'm from germany

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lksvlk my dog started barking and ran away lol

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, I'm from England

    • @lepiaf6452
      @lepiaf6452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My stinky cat started to poop her butt out.

    • @gensink3575
      @gensink3575 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Le Piaf LMAO

    • @thecraftycyborg9024
      @thecraftycyborg9024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for someone to have made that same comment. I’ve been in love with the crazy audition videos for a solid year now and watched hundreds of the things. My cats have grown used to the caterwauling (they still glare at me over it, though, have no fear!). But every once in awhile, one will come on that will send my cats through the ceiling, and that video was one of them. It actually woke them from a sound sleep!

  • @joshmansfield6101
    @joshmansfield6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous"
    "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

  • @trista-lynngreen5519
    @trista-lynngreen5519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    They look like before during and after weight watchers oml I love you Simon😂😂😂😂

  • @느그원우
    @느그원우 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    me: that was pretty good
    simon: that was absolutely horrible
    me: i agree to that

  • @itsmariaxx3167
    @itsmariaxx3167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Her:So I look like a man
    Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman.
    Me: *dead*

  • @aaronj.6364
    @aaronj.6364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    You never know what Simon is going too say until he finishes it

    • @nancylopez7360
      @nancylopez7360 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAngryEnderman ! He's grave probably says how everybody's grave isn't buried perfect roasting the dead sad

  • @weeaboo_weirdo
    @weeaboo_weirdo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Someone gave you a chance once!"
    "Yeah but I was good at what I did"

  • @marsha1315
    @marsha1315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Guy Starts Singing
    Simon: Get out.. just leave
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shanayeanderson984
    @shanayeanderson984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Simon is just a straight up savage 24/7 and only has time for lunch 😂

  • @wassup3941
    @wassup3941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

    • @stephencurrygoat7532
      @stephencurrygoat7532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad

    • @markus-4383
      @markus-4383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      you hate that? thats what makes this show funny

    • @ejscorp
      @ejscorp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.

  • @garrellagacha2023
    @garrellagacha2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

  • @Fawxo
    @Fawxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "you're very handsome" tell me something i dont know. SAVAGE

  • @BennyR92
    @BennyR92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

    • @iwokeuplikethis118
      @iwokeuplikethis118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      BeFoRe #Bestie

    • @isxxc3855
      @isxxc3855 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To the audition

    • @kweno1022
      @kweno1022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      BeFoRe the right guy was so bad

    • @michaelhertzler6952
      @michaelhertzler6952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.

    • @aaron_4384
      @aaron_4384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body

  • @bsgang2.0
    @bsgang2.0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

  • @keishahinds1008
    @keishahinds1008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love Simon he's just straight up, many people cant take that

  • @astridsprincessleah9953
    @astridsprincessleah9953 7 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    You would be old fashioned 40 years ago
    🙂🔫

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn solid burn

    • @adrianfoster6005
      @adrianfoster6005 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one was that?

    • @thecraftycyborg9024
      @thecraftycyborg9024 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, it’s a solid burn, but suicide “jokes” aren’t funny, whether they’re made with words or with emojis. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but once someone you know actually blows their own brains out, all the humor of that is so far from gone as to be in a different universe.

    • @connorolive5970
      @connorolive5970 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassie C it actually is funny lmao don’t be sensitive

    • @leondzananovic6576
      @leondzananovic6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That guy looks like Andrea Boccelli. I wonder what Natalia Kills has to say about him.

  • @Ajax_TheGreat
    @Ajax_TheGreat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    -"You are EVERYTHING, we not lookin for..."
    This is one of my favorites ☠☠☠

  • @NobleWish
    @NobleWish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone

    • @pudloaf1391
      @pudloaf1391 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100%

    • @violetsbigballs
      @violetsbigballs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it was lowkey a comedy act

    • @leftoverbagel9014
      @leftoverbagel9014 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NobleWish That was beautiful.

    • @schloob
      @schloob 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He didn't sound too bad on his own but the other dude doing "ya come one" ruined it

    • @mae92302
      @mae92302 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      NobleWish yes that's exactly what I was thinking

  • @chey6921
    @chey6921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Simon: Did you eat them?
    Me: Ahahahahhahahahahaha
    Also Me: Oh that’s so mean!!!

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cheyanne Is Boring No, he wasn't being mean. He wasn't calling him fat. People seem to think that but he wasn't.

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was asking if he ate them because there was nobody there, there just wasn't any context so people got confused and triggered.

    • @salmaumar5750
      @salmaumar5750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xalexis.editsx But the man was a big man and people will think its about his weight. If he was not fat it would have been different. It's all a matter of perception and the context of course

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salma Umar And I understand that. I was just explaining what he meant.

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did lick his fingers tho

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I'm a gospel choir" "Did you eat them?" LOL He set Simon up for that one.

  • @user-kn1zm9vh2y
    @user-kn1zm9vh2y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Simon bites his pen

  • @factsabouturmum9250
    @factsabouturmum9250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Not gonna lie, I'd buy that last guy's album.

    • @tommythehospitalfish5572
      @tommythehospitalfish5572 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is great

    • @38fw
      @38fw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

    • @ethansharp3888
      @ethansharp3888 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      10/10 💯👍👌🔥

    • @cristinaneff3654
      @cristinaneff3654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he was grate glad simin was not their to juge him

    • @hunterc9168
      @hunterc9168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cristina Neff great* Simon* there* judge*

  • @jeannetpierre1
    @jeannetpierre1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I like that "Penis" song at the end!!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmphelps1980
      @tmphelps1980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, WHAT????????????????????????????????

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was so funny!!!

    • @dtramirez0611
      @dtramirez0611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That was real funny, unfortunately Ray Jessel passed the next year in 2015, i wish we could of heard more! RIP Ray
      Side note: Ray had a very successful career in his line of work, look him up!

    • @NatalyaVDBrock
      @NatalyaVDBrock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol me too 😂😂 so unexpected

  • @mohammadsheikh3988
    @mohammadsheikh3988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    would love to see him and Gordon ramsay have a conversation

    • @vipershock2569
      @vipershock2569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mohammad s imagine Gordon Ramsay as a guest judge

    • @lordessnylrac256
      @lordessnylrac256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mohammad s they would either be best friends or enemies. No in between.

  • @JeanClaudeMarseille00057
    @JeanClaudeMarseille00057 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I feel like all those people are plotting something to make Simon suffer one day😭😂😂😂

  • @cheryltunmore8901
    @cheryltunmore8901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "well this is my first audition so...."
    " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂