I love that "but here's the [action]" implies that every other cat can't [previously mentioned action]. Edit: just do y'all know, I made this comment to make fun of the amount of times I had seen it before lmao
No matter how the internet changes, no matter what terrible things that are passed through it, no matter through all of the discourse and division, the internet will always be united under its love of cat videos
Every cat's superpower: Kicker - Powerful legs Jumper - Rapid and powerful jumping ability Flyer - Flight (obviously) Launcher - Mechanical cyborg stuff, like thrusters Puncher - Powerful punches Climber - Hands that can flawlessly attach to any surface Walker - Can walk for days on end without needing to rest Runner - Walker's older brother, thus has the same ability Eater - Can eat any substance without becoming ill Driver - Ability to understand road laws and how to operate a vehicle Licker - Supersensitive taste buds Closer - Telekinesis, but it only works on things attached to hinges Swiper - Mach 12 Swipes Flicker - Electrical manipulation uhhh I forgor - Able to distribute memories, but does not keep them Sadder - Rapid crying Smoocher - Immediate affection for all forms of life Screamer - Sonic screams that can make enemies go insane upon hearing Shooter - Can summon firearms from thin air Looker - Can hypnotize enemies just by looking at them Shocker - Very expressive face Dodger - Ability to slow down time Hisser - Same ability as Screamer's, but less powerful and more continuous Thing - Can travel between Earth and Hell with ease Pizzer - Italian taste buds Sleeper - Can recover all wounds by sleeping Jumpscarer - Appears terrifying to foes, but friendly when he wants to be Sweeper - Household dirt and dust manipulation Swimmer - Hydrokinesis Snoozer - Same ability as Sleeper's, but eliminates all negative emotions instead of healing wounds Killer - Weapon summoning and hitman-like ability Sucker - Air manipulation so powerful that a pacifier is required to keep abilities under control Sniffer - Powerful nose Sqosher - Squishy and stretchy body, capable of shapeshifting BONUS | Skater - Excessive radicality
this has changed my life. for so long, i have been addicted to multiple types of drugs and ive had a struggling relationship. Ever since this video came out, i have been growing and growing academically, and relationally. thank you, Rimuru. 5 stars. Edit: THIS IS A JOKE GUYS CHILL
This video inspired me to experience the world and all that it offers, with my first steps ever since watching this video being to go over to my parents and tell them "Im gonna become the walker" and they took it gracefully
I’m here as your official cat meta guide. Let me go over some things that need to be said 1. The “thing” cat needs a major nerf. It doesn’t even need to battle to win. It has an intimidation stat of 6, which is absolutely insane. I think it needs a rework or a massive nerf.. 2. The sniffer is way too Unbalanced right now. With a single sniff he can tell you all his enemies weaknesses. Also, his sniff heals friendlies way too much. 3. The sweeper actually needs a big buff. Sure, he gets health and speed buffs from cleaning up other battles, but his damage is just too low. And his base speed is abysmal. A small speed and damage buff should make it more viable. 4. Dementia cat, otherwise known as “I forgor” cat needs a buff or rework. As of now, it serves as a support cat that has a chance to inflict stage 1-2 dementia. However, since it forgets to finish its attack, the dementia quickly fades. I believe the cat should have it’s base dementia chance rate buffed so even the smaller times are more valuable. 5. The kicker is just busted. It can one shot most other cats, and has been known to be toxic to its own friendly cats. Just- no. Nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf 6. I know, I know, no one uses walker cat. It’s only ability is better balance than other cats. But I think it’s underrated, especially in certain situations. 7. The eater is an interesting cat. In the meta, it’s stats are somewhat average and it doesn’t really stick out. However, it does counter two cats specifically really well. The licker gets immediately countered if it’s strawberry is eaten, and same for pizzer. When their foods are eaten, they almost halve in power. It’s not that common to use in the meta but, against these two it’s op. 8. The sadder is another support cat. It makes enemies sad and makes it harder for them to fight. It’s somewhat weak on its own but it powers extremely well with dementia cat. 9. The screamer cat is both balanced and unbalanced. Similar to the “thing” cat, it has a high intimidation stat (4.5) It’s not as good as The thing cat in intimidation, but it does have slightly better speed and damage. 10. And finally, I saved the most unbalanced and crazy cat for last. Well, kinda. There’s two tied for first place in brokenness. Being the dodger and the shooter. The shooter is the only cat armed with an actual incredibly powerful weapon and just- yea. It’s op. The dodger can dodge pretty much any attack and counters shooter really well- sort of. The dodger is fast and can dodge well, but has really low health and damage. Regardless, these two dominate the meta and need SERIOUS nerfs. That’s been my meta research for you in the cat meta of 2022- well, as I’m writing this it’s just turned 2023. I’m hoping this new year brings a new era and new meta.
The devs are working on a new rework, The thing is gonna get an intimidation stat of 3 and instead of being able to travel to hell and back with ease, it will be able to infect and assimilate other cats, disguising as them.
And dont even Bring up the Skater Cat, hes Too Op, Like the dodger, (not as good, The dodgers Dodge is 6 and his is 4.5 but still) He Can Basically Dodge any attack, and With his Incredible Speed He immediately Beats the Runner and walker, and his Special "Phonk Music" Deafens Anyone in a 25 Foot radius, and the loud Music Gives him an incredible 5.5 Intimidation! only issue is his Health, having a below average 45 Health (without Stimpack or any extra Gear), but the health was nerfed so they could add a Higher Damage Attack, doing 95, immediately stunning or Killing Majority of the Cats already. The only reason he isnt In the meta Is because of the incredibly Harsh Questline you need to complete to be able to unlock this fighter, Having to do 15 individual Questlines, Which is the highest Questline ive seen before, and each quest is a true Pain to Finish. like the 10th one is literally Get 90 kills in one game.. the average player count per game is 99.. He is insanely hard to get but once i got him i basically never died again
I love this. The sound effects, the fact that there are so many cat videos on the internet that you could make a compilation like this… art. “The sleeper” with the little kitten making cartoony snoring noises was my fav, lmao
Kicker: A strong, beginner-friendly unit for cheap Cost: 12 catnip dmg: 10 hp: 30 speed: 20 special: can perform a super kick dealing knockback and 14 dmg jumper: A hard to hit fast unit, great for distracting enemies. Cost: 17 catnip dmg: 3 hp: 10 speed: 30 special: has a 50% chance to dodge attacks flyer: an even faster, harder to hit unit. (JUMPER UPGRADE) Cost: 25 catnip dmg: 4 hp: 20 speed: 40 special: has a 60% chance to dodge attacks launcher: A high speed punch-packing damager Cost: 30 catnip dmg: 40 hp: 5 speed: 50 special: explodes on contact and death, causing massive splash damage Puncher: (KICKER UPGRADE) A strong, fast, capable unit that is ready to rush into battle! Cost: 24 catnip dmg: 15 hp: 45 speed: 13 special: can perform a super punch that has a massive range in front of him, piercing enemies! Climber: Watch your legs! Cost: 18 catnip dmg: 5 hp: 9 speed: 50 special: Climbs their enemies, dealing 8 damage per second (3 from bleeding) walker: an absolute tank, they may not move fast but can take a lot of damage. Cost: 40 catnip dmg: 20 hp: 100 speed: 10 special: Negates 80% of damage runner: (WALKER UPGRADE) Unlike their walking relatives, they move fast. Cost: 50 catnip dmg: 10 hp: 80 (100 with armor) speed: 20 special: immune to explosions and fire as long as they have at least 10% armor eater: A fat unit that moves slow but can absorb small amounts of damage Cost: 20 catnip dmg: 10 hp: 30 speed: 12 special: can chow down on some catnip healing 30% of their health and increasing their speed to 24 for 5 seconds Driver: never underestimate a driver, as their car provides immense protection and speed. Cost: 60 catnip dmg: 90 hp: 90 speed: 50 special: immune to all attack forms except fire and explosion. Licker: de-buffs enemies around them. Cost: 12 catnip debuff: -10 max HP (per lick) hp: 30 speed: 30 special: subtracts 10% of an enemies max HP when licking in a small radius. closer: Closes doors. Cost: 40 catnip (-40 per door) dmg: 15 hp: 35 speed: 20 special: spawns in a door to block their enemies. (-40 catnip per door, door has 50 HP) swiper: (PUNCHER OMEGA) Swipes enemies at impossible speeds. Cost: 90 catnip dmg: 40 hp: 80 speed: 50 special: swipes at impossible speeds, gains +1% max hp per swipe Flicker: "Oi mate I cant see!" Cost: 15 catnip dmg: 6 hp: 24 speed: 30 special: Turns off the lights, blinding enemies. what cat?: I think they uhh... uhhhhhhmmm.... Cost: Idk catnip dmg: I forgor hp: idk speed: not sure special: *D e m e n t i a* sadder: cry little baby Cost: 34 catnip dmg: 5 hp: 30 speed: 30 special: shoots rapid fire tears smoocher: "c'mere my little pog champ" Cost: 84 catnip dmg: +100 hp: 40 speed: 30 special: smooches teamates, causing them to be charmed and heal 100% of their hp! screamer: "Whaaaaat?" Cost: 50 catnip dmg: 40 hp: 60 speed: 23 special: screams at high pitches, deafaning enemies and not allowing them to hear teamates calls! shooter: "HOLY SHIT GEORGE ITS GOT A GUN!" Cost: 89 catnip dmg: 50 hp: 30 speed: 12 special: ITS GOT A GUN, (causes bleeding, 8 dmg per second) looker: spell I c u p I dare ya Cost: 32 catnip dmg: 10 (per second) hp: 30 speed: 40 special: he watches you pee. shocker: :O NO WAY MAN Cost: 15 catnip dmg: 19 hp: 12 speed: 30 special: can zap people from peer shock dodger: "you used the dodge build, didn't you." Cost: 70 catnip dmg: 20 hp: 40 speed: 40 special: 90% chance to dodge a attack hisser: oh mah gawd is intimidating Cost: 56 catnip dmg: 12 hp: 23 speed: 40 special: drives enemies away from pure intinidation the thing: we dont really know what this thing does, we just know it likes to eat stuff Cost: 32 catnip dmg: 40 hp: 60 speed: 30 special: We just know that it likes to eat stuff, and will gobble you up without hesitation. pizzer: "if your pizza dosent get here in under 30 minutes, its free!" Cost: 30 *Pizza* dmg: 40 hp: 20 speed: 100 special: runs so fast to a specified target, they collide and turn into a pizza bomb sleeper: "shhhh, hes sleeping!" Cost: *Free!* dmg: 0 hp: 50 speed: 0 special: he sleeps, he dosent move, nor attack, hes a good defense line I guess. jumpscarer: "ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar aar ar aar ar aar" Cost: 90 catnip dmg: 1000 hp: 1000 speed: 80 special: scares an enemy so hard, their heart stops. sweeper: "what a tidy floo- GODAMN IT YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY FRESHLY CLEANED FLOOR" Cost: 40 catnip dmg: 0 (when not activated) hp: 80 speed: 45 special: deals 100 damage whenever blood is spilled on their freshly cleaned floors! swimmer: "dunnun dunnun dunnun" Cost: 50 fish dmg: 50 hp: 30 speed: 30 special: can only be placed underwater, he waits , ready to strike! (he thinks hes a shark) snoozer: (SLEEPER UPGRADE) "5 more minutes.." Cost: let the poor man sleep for 5 minutes! dmg: 0 hp: 100 speed: 0 special: explodes five minutes after becoming a snoozer, why? because he woke up. Killer: "excuse me sir is that a body?" Cost: 40 catnip dmg: 80 hp: 50 speed: 50 special: seems harmless, but when he gets close he will stab you. (his weakness is the cops) sucker: he wants to be a vaccum I guess Cost: 50 catnip dmg: 0 hp: 30 speed: 60 special: scares away cats because vaccum sounds sniffer: "damn girl you smell fine!" says popular rizz god, sniffer. Cost: 24 catnip dmg: 10 hp: 90 speed: 20 special: bros gonna steal yo girl faster than you can blink! sqosher: bro what the actual hell Cost: 24 catnip dmg: 0 hp: 30 speed: 40 special: gains 1 hp from each sqosh, once he reaches 50 he goes boom skater: bros gonna steal yo girl even faster than sniffer. Cost: 100 catnip dmg: 90 hp: 60 speed: 50 special: yeesh hes a cool guy EXTRA SPECIAL CAT LOL MAXWELL: If you thought skater was op, get a load of this Cost: INF catnip dmg: INF hp: INF speed: INF special: anything, he can shape reality to his will *If you would like me to add more, leave your idea in the replies!*
Killer plus shooter would make. A great duo in a situation like imagine a spy movie where these 2 are stuck surrounded by dogs in the night and like do some fighting-or smthing like that idk but it would be cool use ur imagination to think how it would go
Here's the sadder implies that every other cat cannot feel sad. This cat is suffering with 0 possibility of help or sympathy from any other cat. This is worse than any hell you could dream of. We must save the sadder.
@@mitsiriu It’s pretty crazy to think about your own pet going viral, it’s just one of those rare kinds of things. And again, great poster. Have a good one!
@@AGuyWithOneWing YEAHH LMAO IT IS! and it rlly was rare, my friend made the gif as a joke and it randomly kept getting used on discord, i didn’t even expect the gif to even get used as much as it did .. BUT TYSM AGAIN N U TOO!!
Man, there's alotta different classes in this game! And this is all the information I can find. Kicker: DMG: 15 Cooldown: 0.3 Speed: 10 Abilities: The Launch, The Red Kick The kicker is a very fast movement cat class that never skips leg day, it's one of the starter classes but can be stronger after getting upgrades Puncher: DMG: 20 Cooldown: 0.5 Speed: 3 Abilities: 役に立たない、役に立たない! (useless, useless), Rapid Punch A normal speed cat class but stronger than the kicker, legends say this class was the first one, also you can upgrade the gloves to get more DMG. Licker: DMG: 5 Poison Lick Effect: 10 Secs Cooldown: 1 Abilities: Poison Splash, Fire Lick The Licker is one of the classes to give effects to enemies, and also one of the classes to have a long cool down, you can upgrade the effects. uhhhh I forgor: I forgor: forgor I forgor: forgor I forgor: forgor I forgor💀
This video starts off strong and just keeps on hitting throughout, every sound effect/music choice fits and no cat overstays their welcome. My favorite is the Sweeper.
I like to imagine that it’s some guy taking you through an only cats pet shop and he’s just showing you each individual cat in the hopes that you’ll take one from him and make him not have to deal with it
I like to imagine this is a giant team of cats, with each cat having only one power.
The I forgor can give you dementia
so organization 13 but cats
@@tylervanpeursem7627 but here’s the hisser data fight is the hardest 😩
@@ToastersToastToast That's cool an shit but what if the I forgor cat gave you dementia?
@@orionwarren1877 things get horrifying when the flicker shows up (he was driven by the driver of course).
I absolutely love how "but here's the killer" implies every other cat doesn't kill
yeah but this one has a knife
I absolutely love how “but here’s the sleeper” implies every other cat doesn’t sleep
@@ndrew_B its a cat version of zacien
"but heres the kicker" implies every other cat dosnt kick
I absolutely love how "but here's the thing" implies that no other cat is a thing
I love that "but here's the [action]" implies that every other cat can't [previously mentioned action].
Edit: just do y'all know, I made this comment to make fun of the amount of times I had seen it before lmao
They all can do the rest of the actions, just that "but here's the [action]" is the best one at [action]
: I too believe that [MentionedActionAV] is the best at what he does since [GetActionAVfromList] can't [GetModifierAVfromList]
No no he’s got a point
@@Zaws21 Man these devs fucking suck, they cant even code their game right.
@@rreprah9515 fucking bethesda, man...
No matter how the internet changes, no matter what terrible things that are passed through it, no matter through all of the discourse and division, the internet will always be united under its love of cat videos
yessir
Oh yeah
A fighting game with all of these guys would be fantastic
Awesome.
Swiper mains rise up!!
Uhhh I forgor… would be meta instantly. Hope he doesn’t get nerfed
where my pizzer mains at
What are you talking about it already exists? I usually main skater because the radicality stacks up and makes it very hard to fight
Every cat's superpower:
Kicker - Powerful legs
Jumper - Rapid and powerful jumping ability
Flyer - Flight (obviously)
Launcher - Mechanical cyborg stuff, like thrusters
Puncher - Powerful punches
Climber - Hands that can flawlessly attach to any surface
Walker - Can walk for days on end without needing to rest
Runner - Walker's older brother, thus has the same ability
Eater - Can eat any substance without becoming ill
Driver - Ability to understand road laws and how to operate a vehicle
Licker - Supersensitive taste buds
Closer - Telekinesis, but it only works on things attached to hinges
Swiper - Mach 12 Swipes
Flicker - Electrical manipulation
uhhh I forgor - Able to distribute memories, but does not keep them
Sadder - Rapid crying
Smoocher - Immediate affection for all forms of life
Screamer - Sonic screams that can make enemies go insane upon hearing
Shooter - Can summon firearms from thin air
Looker - Can hypnotize enemies just by looking at them
Shocker - Very expressive face
Dodger - Ability to slow down time
Hisser - Same ability as Screamer's, but less powerful and more continuous
Thing - Can travel between Earth and Hell with ease
Pizzer - Italian taste buds
Sleeper - Can recover all wounds by sleeping
Jumpscarer - Appears terrifying to foes, but friendly when he wants to be
Sweeper - Household dirt and dust manipulation
Swimmer - Hydrokinesis
Snoozer - Same ability as Sleeper's, but eliminates all negative emotions instead of healing wounds
Killer - Weapon summoning and hitman-like ability
Sucker - Air manipulation so powerful that a pacifier is required to keep abilities under control
Sniffer - Powerful nose
Sqosher - Squishy and stretchy body, capable of shapeshifting
BONUS | Skater - Excessive radicality
Who is the strongest though?
@@thesithofearth3617 but heres the *TEAMER*
@@thesithofearth3617 I'm thinking the killer, thing, or launcher
Swimmer should also breath under water
Underrated comment
man i love these old low quality animations 0:47
look so smooth imo
ME TOOO
@@35caliber. same
like got damn
low quality cause its from 2006-07
Im that one
this has changed my life. for so long, i have been addicted to multiple types of drugs and ive had a struggling relationship. Ever since this video came out, i have been growing and growing academically, and relationally. thank you, Rimuru. 5 stars.
Edit: THIS IS A JOKE GUYS CHILL
Stay strong.
@@martinthatoneguy8227 ong
I hope you are fighting the addiction as much as you can
Is joke?
@@PsychicIsland yes
1:34 I was just thinking "but here's the sniffer" and then this played a second after I thought that and I just had a massive grin on my face.
1:46 Missed opportunity to say "but here's the over" (implies that every other cat can't ov)
*GETINTHEOVEN*
Wait why did I say that
1:28 peace was never an option.
This felt longer than a minute
It is longer than a minute
Honestly it felt like less than 2 minutes
@@stephenhapp4141Honestly
@@stephenhapp4141 that is because it technically is
It is
0:40 is my favorite
hes very loud
@somsnosa2365 what is the sound effect
0:26 That electric buzz has me in stitches! 😂
If the future generations don't consider this the maximum level of art, I don't know what will
0:57 the silly little noise the cat makes 😊 so cute 😊
0:59 is a better timestamp but still very cute noise 😊
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ehehehxwhxwnxwjxwjwx 0:58
stalker scream
I too love the screams of the damned😌
Finally a new trend that doesn’t give me brain tumors
but heres the tumer
@@it.sy. NOO
@@faxty7321 Holy crap, those replies made my day...!!
@@it.sy. r/whooosh
@@OriginalCharacterOc ?
0:40 is absolute my favorite
but here’s the “but here’s the” lover
MYÀAAAAÆAAH KKGAAAAHUUUEOWWW
That half life stalker scream at 0:57 after the long pause nearly made me fall out of my chair laughing
0:28 his power is to instantly give people amnesia, but he isn’t immune to his own power
1:15 I remember this sound being in my LeapPad, memories.
you still remember….
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😭😭
I LOVED LEAPPAD SO MUCJ!!!!@+#(#++KSNJSK
ERRH- **sweep sounds**
@@張庭睿-y8j yea I still have my family's LeapPads
0:57 WHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS
My new favorite genre of meme
this needs to become a massive open world rpg with all these cats as playable characters
Kicker, puncher, and swiper are all part on an evolution line.
I love how you gave the appropriate amount of time for each cat meme. I dont know how this doesnt have a million or more views
0:58 GOT ME REWATCHING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I want to know where I can get this sound
@@phunnieone it's the FNAF 6 jumpscare
@@DakkaSolae Nope, its actually the Half Life stalker
@@phunnieone then why did you even ask???
@@sampletxtVideos because I found it after I asked, Sample Text
This video inspired me to experience the world and all that it offers, with my first steps ever since watching this video being to go over to my parents and tell them "Im gonna become the walker" and they took it gracefully
Thankyou for this art piece. This has enlightened me greatly on the economic state of our world. We truly live in a society.
"But here's the thing" absolutely killed me
the “but” makes all of it so much better
0:54 got me dying 😂😂😂😂
Bro has ultra instinct
Very nice
increíble, 10 de 10, me emocionó
1:05 HOLY SHIT DAT ME
I’m here as your official cat meta guide. Let me go over some things that need to be said
1. The “thing” cat needs a major nerf. It doesn’t even need to battle to win. It has an intimidation stat of 6, which is absolutely insane. I think it needs a rework or a massive nerf..
2. The sniffer is way too Unbalanced right now. With a single sniff he can tell you all his enemies weaknesses. Also, his sniff heals friendlies way too much.
3. The sweeper actually needs a big buff. Sure, he gets health and speed buffs from cleaning up other battles, but his damage is just too low. And his base speed is abysmal. A small speed and damage buff should make it more viable.
4. Dementia cat, otherwise known as “I forgor” cat needs a buff or rework. As of now, it serves as a support cat that has a chance to inflict stage 1-2 dementia. However, since it forgets to finish its attack, the dementia quickly fades. I believe the cat should have it’s base dementia chance rate buffed so even the smaller times are more valuable.
5. The kicker is just busted. It can one shot most other cats, and has been known to be toxic to its own friendly cats. Just- no. Nerf nerf nerf nerf nerf
6. I know, I know, no one uses walker cat. It’s only ability is better balance than other cats. But I think it’s underrated, especially in certain situations.
7. The eater is an interesting cat. In the meta, it’s stats are somewhat average and it doesn’t really stick out. However, it does counter two cats specifically really well. The licker gets immediately countered if it’s strawberry is eaten, and same for pizzer. When their foods are eaten, they almost halve in power. It’s not that common to use in the meta but, against these two it’s op.
8. The sadder is another support cat. It makes enemies sad and makes it harder for them to fight. It’s somewhat weak on its own but it powers extremely well with dementia cat.
9. The screamer cat is both balanced and unbalanced. Similar to the “thing” cat, it has a high intimidation stat (4.5) It’s not as good as The thing cat in intimidation, but it does have slightly better speed and damage.
10. And finally, I saved the most unbalanced and crazy cat for last. Well, kinda. There’s two tied for first place in brokenness. Being the dodger and the shooter. The shooter is the only cat armed with an actual incredibly powerful weapon and just- yea. It’s op. The dodger can dodge pretty much any attack and counters shooter really well- sort of. The dodger is fast and can dodge well, but has really low health and damage. Regardless, these two dominate the meta and need SERIOUS nerfs.
That’s been my meta research for you in the cat meta of 2022- well, as I’m writing this it’s just turned 2023. I’m hoping this new year brings a new era and new meta.
The devs are working on a new rework, The thing is gonna get an intimidation stat of 3 and instead of being able to travel to hell and back with ease, it will be able to infect and assimilate other cats, disguising as them.
yo
@@BigTex230 I would like to imagine this as a game about cats fighting monsters from mythology and it’s a Pve focused game
@@zhileishen247 That's what I was thinking too. Lol
And dont even Bring up the Skater Cat, hes Too Op, Like the dodger, (not as good, The dodgers Dodge is 6 and his is 4.5 but still) He Can Basically Dodge any attack, and With his Incredible Speed He immediately Beats the Runner and walker, and his Special "Phonk Music" Deafens Anyone in a 25 Foot radius, and the loud Music Gives him an incredible 5.5 Intimidation! only issue is his Health, having a below average 45 Health (without Stimpack or any extra Gear), but the health was nerfed so they could add a Higher Damage Attack, doing 95, immediately stunning or Killing Majority of the Cats already. The only reason he isnt In the meta Is because of the incredibly Harsh Questline you need to complete to be able to unlock this fighter, Having to do 15 individual Questlines, Which is the highest Questline ive seen before, and each quest is a true Pain to Finish. like the 10th one is literally Get 90 kills in one game.. the average player count per game is 99.. He is insanely hard to get but once i got him i basically never died again
I absolutely love how "but here's the shooter" implies every other cat can't shoot
And "but here the eater" implies every other Cat can't eat
america🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@@basicallyjusttan7727 sure do love africa 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@@attackehhamerifrica
I absolutely love how "but here's the eater" implying every other cat can't eat
Or how „but here’s the shooter implies every other cat can’t shoot
0:58 wega scream
I love this. The sound effects, the fact that there are so many cat videos on the internet that you could make a compilation like this… art. “The sleeper” with the little kitten making cartoony snoring noises was my fav, lmao
Kicker:
A strong, beginner-friendly unit for cheap
Cost: 12 catnip
dmg: 10
hp: 30
speed: 20
special: can perform a super kick dealing knockback and 14 dmg
jumper:
A hard to hit fast unit, great for distracting enemies.
Cost: 17 catnip
dmg: 3
hp: 10
speed: 30
special: has a 50% chance to dodge attacks
flyer:
an even faster, harder to hit unit. (JUMPER UPGRADE)
Cost: 25 catnip
dmg: 4
hp: 20
speed: 40
special: has a 60% chance to dodge attacks
launcher:
A high speed punch-packing damager
Cost: 30 catnip
dmg: 40
hp: 5
speed: 50
special: explodes on contact and death, causing massive splash damage
Puncher: (KICKER UPGRADE)
A strong, fast, capable unit that is ready to rush into battle!
Cost: 24 catnip
dmg: 15
hp: 45
speed: 13
special: can perform a super punch that has a massive range in front of him, piercing enemies!
Climber:
Watch your legs!
Cost: 18 catnip
dmg: 5
hp: 9
speed: 50
special: Climbs their enemies, dealing 8 damage per second (3 from bleeding)
walker:
an absolute tank, they may not move fast but can take a lot of damage.
Cost: 40 catnip
dmg: 20
hp: 100
speed: 10
special: Negates 80% of damage
runner: (WALKER UPGRADE)
Unlike their walking relatives, they move fast.
Cost: 50 catnip
dmg: 10
hp: 80 (100 with armor)
speed: 20
special: immune to explosions and fire as long as they have at least 10% armor
eater:
A fat unit that moves slow but can absorb small amounts of damage
Cost: 20 catnip
dmg: 10
hp: 30
speed: 12
special: can chow down on some catnip healing 30% of their health and increasing their speed to 24 for 5 seconds
Driver:
never underestimate a driver, as their car provides immense protection and speed.
Cost: 60 catnip
dmg: 90
hp: 90
speed: 50
special: immune to all attack forms except fire and explosion.
Licker:
de-buffs enemies around them.
Cost: 12 catnip
debuff: -10 max HP (per lick)
hp: 30
speed: 30
special: subtracts 10% of an enemies max HP when licking in a small radius.
closer:
Closes doors.
Cost: 40 catnip (-40 per door)
dmg: 15
hp: 35
speed: 20
special: spawns in a door to block their enemies. (-40 catnip per door, door has 50 HP)
swiper: (PUNCHER OMEGA)
Swipes enemies at impossible speeds.
Cost: 90 catnip
dmg: 40
hp: 80
speed: 50
special: swipes at impossible speeds, gains +1% max hp per swipe
Flicker:
"Oi mate I cant see!"
Cost: 15 catnip
dmg: 6
hp: 24
speed: 30
special: Turns off the lights, blinding enemies.
what cat?:
I think they uhh... uhhhhhhmmm....
Cost: Idk catnip
dmg: I forgor
hp: idk
speed: not sure
special: *D e m e n t i a*
sadder:
cry little baby
Cost: 34 catnip
dmg: 5
hp: 30
speed: 30
special: shoots rapid fire tears
smoocher:
"c'mere my little pog champ"
Cost: 84 catnip
dmg: +100
hp: 40
speed: 30
special: smooches teamates, causing them to be charmed and heal 100% of their hp!
screamer:
"Whaaaaat?"
Cost: 50 catnip
dmg: 40
hp: 60
speed: 23
special: screams at high pitches, deafaning enemies and not allowing them to hear teamates calls!
shooter:
"HOLY SHIT GEORGE ITS GOT A GUN!"
Cost: 89 catnip
dmg: 50
hp: 30
speed: 12
special: ITS GOT A GUN, (causes bleeding, 8 dmg per second)
looker:
spell I c u p I dare ya
Cost: 32 catnip
dmg: 10 (per second)
hp: 30
speed: 40
special: he watches you pee.
shocker:
:O NO WAY MAN
Cost: 15 catnip
dmg: 19
hp: 12
speed: 30
special: can zap people from peer shock
dodger:
"you used the dodge build, didn't you."
Cost: 70 catnip
dmg: 20
hp: 40
speed: 40
special: 90% chance to dodge a attack
hisser:
oh mah gawd is intimidating
Cost: 56 catnip
dmg: 12
hp: 23
speed: 40
special: drives enemies away from pure intinidation
the thing:
we dont really know what this thing does, we just know it likes to eat stuff
Cost: 32 catnip
dmg: 40
hp: 60
speed: 30
special: We just know that it likes to eat stuff, and will gobble you up without hesitation.
pizzer:
"if your pizza dosent get here in under 30 minutes, its free!"
Cost: 30 *Pizza*
dmg: 40
hp: 20
speed: 100
special: runs so fast to a specified target, they collide and turn into a pizza bomb
sleeper:
"shhhh, hes sleeping!"
Cost: *Free!*
dmg: 0
hp: 50
speed: 0
special: he sleeps, he dosent move, nor attack, hes a good defense line I guess.
jumpscarer:
"ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar aar ar aar ar aar"
Cost: 90 catnip
dmg: 1000
hp: 1000
speed: 80
special: scares an enemy so hard, their heart stops.
sweeper:
"what a tidy floo- GODAMN IT YOU GOT BLOOD ALL OVER MY FRESHLY CLEANED FLOOR"
Cost: 40 catnip
dmg: 0 (when not activated)
hp: 80
speed: 45
special: deals 100 damage whenever blood is spilled on their freshly cleaned floors!
swimmer:
"dunnun dunnun dunnun"
Cost: 50 fish
dmg: 50
hp: 30
speed: 30
special: can only be placed underwater, he waits , ready to strike! (he thinks hes a shark)
snoozer: (SLEEPER UPGRADE)
"5 more minutes.."
Cost: let the poor man sleep for 5 minutes!
dmg: 0
hp: 100
speed: 0
special: explodes five minutes after becoming a snoozer, why? because he woke up.
Killer:
"excuse me sir is that a body?"
Cost: 40 catnip
dmg: 80
hp: 50
speed: 50
special: seems harmless, but when he gets close he will stab you. (his weakness is the cops)
sucker:
he wants to be a vaccum I guess
Cost: 50 catnip
dmg: 0
hp: 30
speed: 60
special: scares away cats because vaccum sounds
sniffer:
"damn girl you smell fine!" says popular rizz god, sniffer.
Cost: 24 catnip
dmg: 10
hp: 90
speed: 20
special: bros gonna steal yo girl faster than you can blink!
sqosher:
bro what the actual hell
Cost: 24 catnip
dmg: 0
hp: 30
speed: 40
special: gains 1 hp from each sqosh, once he reaches 50 he goes boom
skater:
bros gonna steal yo girl even faster than sniffer.
Cost: 100 catnip
dmg: 90
hp: 60
speed: 50
special: yeesh hes a cool guy
EXTRA SPECIAL CAT LOL
MAXWELL:
If you thought skater was op, get a load of this
Cost: INF catnip
dmg: INF
hp: INF
speed: INF
special: anything, he can shape reality to his will
*If you would like me to add more, leave your idea in the replies!*
this needs to be a game
The internet is, and always will be, for cat videos
So um... This has gotten some traction hasn't it?
Can you do this with dogs next?
People like seeing cute cats, cute animals to be in general.
My brain created:atacker,defender,spyer,gunner,slayer,scammer,hacker. Heres all i can think of and im lil bad at english
Don't forget Buff Kitty!
@@Lbineville i like balls
All jokes apart this is insanely funny for me,please make more
Are you okay??
@@Patsdogshead •_•?
0:25 bro took “Swiper No Swiping!” To a whole new level 💀
you had me at 1:45 ngl
The screamer is my favorite
I want a whole video game about this, and these are the characters you can pick
i love videos like this so much
Killer plus shooter would make. A great duo in a situation like imagine a spy movie where these 2 are stuck surrounded by dogs in the night and like do some fighting-or smthing like that idk but it would be cool use ur imagination to think how it would go
was waiting for "but heres the slaver"
A true masterpiece I will return to everyday. Thank you sir/Ma'am I am filled with new found life 🙏😤😤
I am currently sick, and this video really helped cheer me up
Is this the "Avengers" superhero team that everybody is talking about?
1:08 HEAVY TF2 CHEWING SOUND
Here's the sadder implies that every other cat cannot feel sad.
This cat is suffering with 0 possibility of help or sympathy from any other cat.
This is worse than any hell you could dream of. We must save the sadder.
0:12 To whomever this clip truly belongs to, that is an awesome Golden Wind poster. From one JoJo fan to another, _Buon Giorno_
LMAOOO TYSM!! i didn’t expect my cat to blow up like this ☠️☠️
@@mitsiriu It’s pretty crazy to think about your own pet going viral, it’s just one of those rare kinds of things. And again, great poster. Have a good one!
@@AGuyWithOneWing YEAHH LMAO IT IS! and it rlly was rare, my friend made the gif as a joke and it randomly kept getting used on discord, i didn’t even expect the gif to even get used as much as it did .. BUT TYSM AGAIN N U TOO!!
The sleeper's ability isn't just to sleep, it's to be the cutest sleeper
Man, there's alotta different classes in this game! And this is all the information I can find.
Kicker:
DMG: 15
Cooldown: 0.3
Speed: 10
Abilities: The Launch, The Red Kick
The kicker is a very fast movement cat class that never skips leg day, it's one of the starter classes but can be stronger after getting upgrades
Puncher:
DMG: 20
Cooldown: 0.5
Speed: 3
Abilities: 役に立たない、役に立たない! (useless, useless), Rapid Punch
A normal speed cat class but stronger than the kicker, legends say this class was the first one, also you can upgrade the gloves to get more DMG.
Licker:
DMG: 5
Poison Lick Effect: 10 Secs
Cooldown: 1
Abilities: Poison Splash, Fire Lick
The Licker is one of the classes to give effects to enemies, and also one of the classes to have a long cool down, you can upgrade the effects.
uhhhh I forgor:
I forgor: forgor
I forgor: forgor
I forgor: forgor
I forgor💀
i like the effort you put in to have all these cat clips have sound effects, bravo
I like how “But here’s the sucker” implies that the other cats don’t suck.
Good for them! Quality control!
This is the quality content that we need on TH-cam.
I want to Hug the sadder.😢
The sadder cat i felt that.
Do you know the music of it?
@Jonah Iwankow no I wouldn't, why were looking for something sad to listen to?
This video starts off strong and just keeps on hitting throughout, every sound effect/music choice fits and no cat overstays their welcome. My favorite is the Sweeper.
Its all cats, EVERYTHING IS CAT! I LOVE IT!
Lol that 2 seconds of Dream On is way funnier than it should be
I wanna pet the sadder, he looks sad 😭
0:48 has no reason to go so hard
I imagine "but here's the kicker" was the original, because it's the one that makes the most sense as a standalone phrase.
"but here's the" - The Game
Coming soon on 2037
This had me laughing so much I nearly choked on my luncheon
but here’s the choker
Unforgettable luncheon
meat? meat? meat? mea
@@FenexTheFox MY ROAST IS RUINED
@@heheheiamderpmatter375 but what if
jumping rn I love cats sm they're so silly
but heres the ultimate compilation
These videos give me so much serotonin
imagine that the flicker always flicks your lights
I love the sucker 1:30
It’s the Maggie simpsons sound
Truly heart warming content
I am slowly going insane and need to be entertained constantly to stay grounded in reality
As someone who plays FNAF, “but here’s the jumpscarer” made me go wah
Mix them all together you create the ultimate fighting machine
This was the best 1:58 of my life
0:10
"But here's the runner"
Me in the background:
*SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACK STAR ⭐🏃♀️🏃♀️*
0:27 But here's the *_Alzheimer_*
I like to imagine that it’s some guy taking you through an only cats pet shop and he’s just showing you each individual cat in the hopes that you’ll take one from him and make him not have to deal with it
I swear orange cat are goofiest and the silliest of them all
1:09 umm that is actually a serval, not a cat
🤓
🤓🤓
Felines are Felines after all
What’s da song use for da “the sadder” at 0:34?
Good Night from Undertale
Orks watch cat videos confirmed
I love how "but here's the thing" implies that Every other cat can't be things
I feel like for the eater, it should have been that one sphinx cat that was taking the most comically large bites out of a small blue bowl
I love how "but heres the" implies that every other cat can't
cat lore
It is
Dora The Explorer whenever the fox comes on screen: 0:21
Cats in the video:
0:00 kicker
0:02 jumper
0:03 flyer
0:04 launcher
0:05 puncher
0:06 climber
0:08 walker
0:10 runner
0:11 eater
0:14 driver
0:16 licker
0:19 closer
0:20 swiper
0:26 flicker
0:27 I forgor (no, actually, it is, I didn't forget!)
0:31 sadder :(
0:38 smoocher (eww)
0:40 screamer
0:46 shooter
0:47 looker
0:52 shocker
0:53 dodger
0:57 hisser
0:59 thing
1:06 pizzer
1:09 sleeper
1:14 jump scareR
1:15 sweeper
1:18 swimmer
1:22 snoozer
1:25 I didn't mention his name because he hurt me :(
1:30 sucker
1:34 sniffer
1:40 sqosher
That's all of them (don't scroll down)
or you think??
1:51 skater
Salute to u
Battle cats in a utshell:
but here's the hisser❌
but here's the rizzler✅
what are the sounds used on the second clip 0:01
Collision sound of source engine
Penis music
goto scratch
Rubber Band by Jackal Queenston
0:02 you mean?
Someone plz tell me the name of the last song, it sounds so good
if you still need it: mxrtal - spike
@@absynthe.6855 Thank you so much, you won't believe how much iv'e tried to find the song
@@absynthe.6855 thanks!
1:03 missed opportunity to say "but here's the stranger"
Imagine trying to pull off a heist and needing to bring like 30 cats just to do it
"But here's the eater*
*Shows Caseoh*