I built a theme park that kills every guest

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  • @ButiLao44
    @ButiLao44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2288

    "Here is our playground" he says as he is about to kill people. Accurate.

    • @Thatbookishguy69
      @Thatbookishguy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Doctor who is an amazing show

    • @ButiLao44
      @ButiLao44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Thatbookishguy69 YESS! Except season 11 let's not talk about that...

    • @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
      @TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Time for Fecktopia 2

    • @Thatbookishguy69
      @Thatbookishguy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      12thDoctor's Companion I like season 11 but you know I’m glad someone else likes doctor who

    • @Thatbookishguy69
      @Thatbookishguy69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Great Dear Leader Jim Pickens wow you are an attractive man

  • @binx5041
    @binx5041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4293

    Kevin casually doing his outro while there's hysterical screaming in the background sums this channel up quite nicely

    • @jeansentis7947
      @jeansentis7947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I am quite sure this is the audio of the guy getting ****** by a literal pig..

    • @Ubersupersloth
      @Ubersupersloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      JL Games ...Wha?

    • @adalwolf12
      @adalwolf12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ubersupersloth sadly yea lol

    • @Hhhh22222-w
      @Hhhh22222-w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kevin is actually a serial kidnapper and killer

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      oh that .. kevin forgot to shut his basement door before recording the video .

  • @jennifercavenee7572
    @jennifercavenee7572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    "Oh, sorry, I didn't even mean to kill the dinos that time."
    -God, 2019

    • @dailyshitposting3687
      @dailyshitposting3687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So that was how they got extinct 😌😌😌

    • @duck-ss6pt
      @duck-ss6pt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *-Kevin, 2019

    • @bidoof367
      @bidoof367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm pretty sure dinosaurs didn't go extinct in 2019

    • @TGCPhilip
      @TGCPhilip 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duck-ss6pt.

    • @kripidir
      @kripidir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@duck-ss6pt what's the difference?

  • @JotaC
    @JotaC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    "we just scratched the surface of murder"
    He says as he looks directly into the camera and into my soul.
    *sweats profusely *

    • @SawyerFools
      @SawyerFools 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally the Ferris Wheel into lava is the ring of fire.

    • @Cake_Animations
      @Cake_Animations 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @shrek181
    @shrek181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    “No honey the nice Irish man at the main entrance assured me all the rides were safe for children.”

    • @Dreznin
      @Dreznin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Technically speaking, the rides are safe... it's the exits that have issues.

    • @xxxprogamerxxx5909
      @xxxprogamerxxx5909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dreznin and entarences

    • @josefhammar2793
      @josefhammar2793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Daddy, why is this ride telling me im about to die?

    • @ハ嵐マ
      @ハ嵐マ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is this rtgame or kevin

    • @callmeturg
      @callmeturg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shrek I was the 666th like on this comment...

  • @Anshul2395
    @Anshul2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    "I think we've only scratched the surface of murder"
    *Literal screams from hell in the background*

    • @eyezra
      @eyezra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      For jim pickens, thats not even a scratch.

  • @sidsmells
    @sidsmells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2400

    Scarecrow: breathes
    Kevin: “you’re fired”

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Plot twist: it's the villian Scarecrow.

    • @Giganotti
      @Giganotti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bring me pictures of Spiderman

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He was the luckiest one of all.

    • @ryanvalentine4151
      @ryanvalentine4151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He got off easy

    • @imhorny169
      @imhorny169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never watched a Pewdiepie video. I'm the last Uberhaxornova fan.

  • @mssed3031
    @mssed3031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Kevin:
    Has a green screen - doesn't use it
    Has a face cam - doesn't use it either
    Has an editor - doesn't let him out the basement

  • @jsmalls9575
    @jsmalls9575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    “Screaming” and “Top Speed” were bangers, but they’re no Ring of Fire. :)

    • @uzmike2222
      @uzmike2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Hey now. Let's not forget about "It Feels So Good to Pee"

    • @djfebrezee
      @djfebrezee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      People dropping into lava:
      _"And it burns, burns, burns..."_

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@djfebrezee OHHH that ferriswheel should definitely have been called Ring of Fire!!

    • @katelivewire
      @katelivewire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm just wondering why Kevin had those songs. What else did he use them for???

    • @valonyaver600
      @valonyaver600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@katelivewire the top speed one was used in a GTA video while the screaming was used at another park game

  • @xlSw1ftBlad3lx
    @xlSw1ftBlad3lx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Kevin's editor is so lucky getting to live in his basement

  • @xerneis743
    @xerneis743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    They can't give you bad reviews if they're dead.

  • @agilby1512
    @agilby1512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Here is our playground."
    10 minutes later.
    *Literally hell.*

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Literally Hitler.*

    • @funguy156
      @funguy156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is Kevin's idea of a playground 😂

  • @radishesonmars9309
    @radishesonmars9309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2576

    Of course kevin kills everyone, too bad he cant kill his real enemy, SOUP

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Soup is the wettest of supervillains.

    • @jakedonahue6047
      @jakedonahue6047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Burn the Soup

    • @grognak6632
      @grognak6632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      How about he opens a P.O. Box and we send him a tin of heinz

    • @finno5827
      @finno5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Soup? More like bore Ragnarok

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      pittkendoka
      What about a car full of soup?

  • @JamesMa11hewsLIVE
    @JamesMa11hewsLIVE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Kevin: "Welcome to Killa' Dino Park!"
    Patrons: Why is it called...
    Kevin: "RAPTORS!!"

  • @mariospelopidas6705
    @mariospelopidas6705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    "There's hills and lakes everywhere"
    Why are you disappointed kevin? The game gives you the chance to kill even more people by drowning them to death.

  • @gechoman44iwantahippo
    @gechoman44iwantahippo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    You need to make a Sims Christmas special called: “The Sims 4 but I Feck the Halls”

    • @funguy156
      @funguy156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg yes that would be so good

    • @funguy156
      @funguy156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And it would be 1 hour long

    • @rhondaelliott2558
      @rhondaelliott2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is a great title

  • @siiri1964
    @siiri1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Good thing that editor is happy and nothing bad has happened. He being locked in the basement would be just ridiculous

    • @kingsockrat8543
      @kingsockrat8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you trying to tell us something?

    • @lindseymjjfan
      @lindseymjjfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Good thing he's seen his wife every day for 5 weeks, otherwise that basement room would just be ridiculous

    • @TravisBone14
      @TravisBone14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah pfffttt im glad hes safe

  • @pppatra
    @pppatra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    "I don't know how to fix it, it's been stuck for 40 minutes"
    Literally life as a software developer.

    • @basbrockman1473
      @basbrockman1473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I have seen my future

    • @TYCOIX
      @TYCOIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But instead it's 40 hours

    • @josjoe792
      @josjoe792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good to see i am not the only Indian call me kevin fan

  • @lancedavis7074
    @lancedavis7074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    That guy screaming in the teacups sounds like kevin in a bowl of soup

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      or just when there's a bowl of soup in front of him

    • @Mythical_Paws
      @Mythical_Paws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@whytho8856 or he is eating the soup

    • @boisecityplanes
      @boisecityplanes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mythical_Paws Sipping the soup.

    • @NoteToLoser
      @NoteToLoser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lance Davis yeah it's probably the most over exaggerated thing ever 😂

    • @LUCAS420BLZ
      @LUCAS420BLZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NoteToLoser just search it up its pretty funny since its audio boosted

  • @MichaelHill-sg8ks
    @MichaelHill-sg8ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Nobody:
    Kevin:
    *oh wow, it feels good to pee*

    • @foultarnished0101
      @foultarnished0101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to run to the bathroom, almost pissed myself. 😅🤣

    • @WannaAstro
      @WannaAstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omorashi👀👀

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JungkookDropping if you’re into that shit go a w a y

  • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
    @user-hi4sm3ig5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    It'll be fine. Nobody has ever died in a Feckland theme park.

    • @user-hi4sm3ig5j
      @user-hi4sm3ig5j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The 'you are about to die' messages are just your subconscience.

    • @aoisakura2909
      @aoisakura2909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yea, nobody ever said that there were an accident or something🤔
      (In quiet and devilish voice) : bcs no one ever live to tell the tale, huahahahaha

    • @animalavenger6133
      @animalavenger6133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *scraping body parts under the rug* absolutely Dave, it is child-friendly as well for we value the "family experience"

    • @Goldenglare_thewindeater
      @Goldenglare_thewindeater 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theyre just incapacitated until removed from the park.

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      naturally; they just died in the ambulance leaving the park

  • @danioking5369
    @danioking5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Worker: Our new boss seems nice
    Worker (2): Yeah! What’s his name, Kevin?
    Worker (3): Wait wait, what is his name?
    Worker (2): Kevin, why do you ask?
    Worker (3): run
    Worker: What?
    Worker (3): RU - *Platform disappears, killing them all*

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Anytime they give Kevin the ability to add his own music a game creator breaks into a cold sweat

  • @sean3606
    @sean3606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Kevin being all soft spoken and warm when he says "I hope you enjoyed it and I hope to see you next time" all while that horrifying scream is playing in the background on repeat.😂😂😂

  • @Gunzerker111
    @Gunzerker111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "Mommy, Mommy, i wanna go ride the bathroom elevator"

    • @samwisegamgee1243
      @samwisegamgee1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tbh that was the safest ride in the whole park

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@samwisegamgee1243 shame it was pretty crappy! (Ba dum tss)

  • @BobBambo
    @BobBambo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Kevin: *has unlimited money*
    Also Kevin: yea I don’t really have the money for steps soooo...

  • @tflgamer5517
    @tflgamer5517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Here is our playground"
    That may sound innocent enough, but when it comes to Kevin, that means no one is safe

    • @Chromwel-A
      @Chromwel-A 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Timothy Green No one? Not even my grandma?

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Chromwel-A not even your grandma

    • @Chromwel-A
      @Chromwel-A 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Macaroon_Nuggets pls.

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Chromwel-A I have no say in it.

  • @woolfieMcP
    @woolfieMcP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "This game doesn't care if people die"
    Oh as if ye're a saint, Kevin, me boy

  • @BC_Central
    @BC_Central 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Kevin: *thinks that Jack doesn't know who he is
    Jack: *places down millions of Jim Pickens heads

    • @emmacarns8845
      @emmacarns8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      in what video?

    • @ThePotomacDevils
      @ThePotomacDevils 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jack isnt that big of a fan, he didnt know bore ragnorak

    • @youtuber-pi9yd
      @youtuber-pi9yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      JackSepticEye? more like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @thespecialbritishlad2254
      @thespecialbritishlad2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wrong video mate

    • @yourgayemodad8146
      @yourgayemodad8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@youtuber-pi9yd this made me exhale from my nose, rlly hard

  • @PigeonPlucker
    @PigeonPlucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Kevin: Smiles with glee when a sound clip from an infamous porno is playing in the background and entirely through his outro.
    Yes Kevin... We know!

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are you serious?

    • @Violetshy5
      @Violetshy5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳

    • @PigeonPlucker
      @PigeonPlucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Miles300s Yep. 100% serious :D What may surprise you more is that the man is... erm... performing on a woman rather than being performed on himself.

    • @MariHau
      @MariHau 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PigeonPlucker Please, I need more details

    • @PigeonPlucker
      @PigeonPlucker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MariHau Just google 'screaming man porno', you might find it eventually :D

  • @chancek6698
    @chancek6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45
    “Ignore the screams of dying visitors”
    Made my day

  • @queenoffakes9821
    @queenoffakes9821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Are we all just gonna ignore Kevin's Editor's message?
    "Editor needs help Kevin won't let me out of the basement I haven't seen my wife in 5 weeks please"
    Obviously we have to let him know he's trying to escape! 😤

    • @pariasemi2681
      @pariasemi2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a plot twist if I've ever seen one.

  • @tippytops5032
    @tippytops5032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The outro with Kevin just cheerily thanking us for watching and asking if we'd like to see more while the eternally tormented souls of his fallen victims wail tragically in the background was just so Kevin.

  • @Ubersupersloth
    @Ubersupersloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god. That screaming ride had me in tears.
    Bravo, Kevin. You disturbed fecker.

  • @Triphaz331
    @Triphaz331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "We've only scratched the surface of murder" should be the slogan for this whole channel

  • @luna4515
    @luna4515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The screaming tea cups had me crying I haven't laughed that hard in ages

  • @fipin1691
    @fipin1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Litteraly no one wants to ride it so i'll just drown them again"
    -Kevin 2019, colorized

  • @intelligenttowel1456
    @intelligenttowel1456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Oh someone’s coming. He’s excited... oh nope, he’s not.”

  • @aspenmarie3197
    @aspenmarie3197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Kevin is just getting progressively more insane and I’m living for it

  • @JuicyBagel44
    @JuicyBagel44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:30 “Wait come back, ride the car, ride the car! Dinos, seize him! “

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    "RIDE THE CAR RIDE THE CAR!"
    You have to ride, or else you get hit.

  • @TwistedSkye
    @TwistedSkye 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Editor: *send help*
    Viewers: *hes fineee*

  • @charlesgurley7030
    @charlesgurley7030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I can't wait for the "Hi, Friends, Call Me Kevin." album.
    Endless Scream
    You're About To Die
    You've Reached Top Speed
    Peter
    It Feels Good To Pee
    Bore Ragnarok
    Happy Birthday!
    But...
    FECK
    IMPROV
    RP
    BAKING BAD
    Hardcore Gamer
    Car
    Big Smoke
    Murder Medley
    Jim Pickens
    Potato Farmer
    Ring Of Fire
    Take Me Home Country Roads
    RT and Me

    • @3Austin16
      @3Austin16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Charles Gurley yes someone please make this lol

    • @JeromeThrumurgan
      @JeromeThrumurgan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget the hitman with the big fish on his hip and normal guy

    • @heartstruckcupid4839
      @heartstruckcupid4839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot What's New Human Racket

  • @JuiceJettski
    @JuiceJettski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This genuinely has me in tears 😂 those screams just have my dying laughing

  • @Stella.22g
    @Stella.22g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Kevin telling us you hate soup was a mistake, your social media will be nothing but soup in the months to come, buddy

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's probably why he doesn't have a "Send me crap" address in his descriptions. Would be nothing but boxes of soup.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're a few months late.

  • @airbornejockey
    @airbornejockey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The constant sounds of the tormented park guests while riding the teapot really got me in the end. I might have to sell my kidney in order to acquire some new lungs and a working diaphragm.

  • @nikkiesona
    @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Day 234 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday.
    Happy birthday, Kevin.

    • @denisvalentin7728
      @denisvalentin7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy birthday too

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i cant believe its been 234 days, i remember when i first found this comment when it was less than a month. crazy
      happy birthday to you, too, nikkiesona

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whytho8856 Aw, thank you, Annie!

    • @nikkiesona
      @nikkiesona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whytho8856 I was just notified that you subscribed to me. Please do not judge my embarrassing 2-3 year old Minecart and Sims videos I have yet to private. Haha. But also I cringe at those old videos.

    • @sammyrussell1184
      @sammyrussell1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello happy birthday

  • @NoteToLoser
    @NoteToLoser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:51 Okay... Kevin *HAS* to know by now that that scream is from a porn 😂😂😂 I feckin' love how he trolls us

  • @sweetistweeter
    @sweetistweeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Oh you know, Millennials" is a perfect answer.

  • @MrGouvie
    @MrGouvie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I cant wait for Kevin’s rewind 2019😩😩
    *So much murder incoming*

  • @namename9769
    @namename9769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:44
    I thought he was gonna say, “Sometimes, for great amusement parks, there must be great amusement”

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:50 god this gives me flashbacks to a certain game that will stay unmentioned

  • @erzaehlkunst8
    @erzaehlkunst8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Oh wow, it feels good to pee"
    What a beautiful song, Kevin ^^

  • @Otakupatriot117
    @Otakupatriot117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how 3 feet of water is enough to drown them, but falling 30 stories and they react the same way as someone who stepped off the curb without realizing it was a curb.

  • @dannystirling5458
    @dannystirling5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    i’d like to sign up as an early tester for this theme park

    • @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Did you bring your raptor costume?

    • @mr.unbekannt4783
      @mr.unbekannt4783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Danny Stirling can you swim and are you prepared for being stuck somewhere?

    • @janedrohan7641
      @janedrohan7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So you have chosen....death

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On a scale of 1 to 10 how comfortable with death and dead bodies are you?

    • @sdsprd
      @sdsprd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      By being an early tester you'll also be a late one.

  • @theemeraldend4302
    @theemeraldend4302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Universal: “Let’s make a park where humans die by the millions by dinosaurs”
    Kevin: “Let’s make a park where millions of dinosaurs die at the hands of one human”

  • @hanskover
    @hanskover 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That elevator “music” absolutely killed me

  • @ylimeg9528
    @ylimeg9528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:17 the tea is pipping hot

  • @samwisegamgee1243
    @samwisegamgee1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Kevin: "And we're gonna give them a taste of adventure!"
    _Did you mean death?_

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean there's a difference?

  • @SMCca
    @SMCca 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This might be the best outro you've ever done.

  • @DudeOfTheWeek
    @DudeOfTheWeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin laughing makes my heart filled with warmth and childlike joy

  • @kenaicozry-gallant5217
    @kenaicozry-gallant5217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:38 oh he's so cute! He reminds me of Jonathan Crane from Batman!
    0:42: NOOOOOOOOO!! (You know the meme, the screaming guy)

  • @finno5827
    @finno5827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mario brothers point of view on theme park safety:
    Mario: Theme parks should be safe so anyone can enjoy their time
    Luigi: Hey you clown, it's time to drown

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What are the Mario brothers views on equal rights
      Mario says everyone is entitled to the same rights no matter what
      Luigi says hocus pocus black rights are bogus

  • @TheDragonProject
    @TheDragonProject 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I definitely want to see more of this Kevin, but then again I think that about just about every single game you play.

  • @dartheleven2108
    @dartheleven2108 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Kevin when he sees a new park he gets to make:
    I'm about to end this Park's whole career

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:30 best outro ever lmao

  • @slushpool8115
    @slushpool8115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Kevin: here is our playground!
    Everyone else: oh no....

  • @BaileyBankai
    @BaileyBankai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin needs to release a playlist of all the sounds he has used. Need something to soothe me to sleep

  • @Vtlaghe69
    @Vtlaghe69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    0:01 did any body else catch that he has an editor locked in his basement

    • @dollarstoredearleader1609
      @dollarstoredearleader1609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it.

    • @SeyrenaKatsuragi
      @SeyrenaKatsuragi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont you dare talking about it, Daddy Jim locked him down there for a reason!

    • @CatAdvantage
      @CatAdvantage 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Man that'd be funny if every episode of the Sims he'd have a character named Editor and they just die every episode and come back as someone else the next. Like the red coat from Star Trek

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dollarstoredearleader1609 Same

  • @SeekerPsycho1
    @SeekerPsycho1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You ever get the feeling you're onto something... SPECIAL?"
    Kevin needs to audition as some joker-esque villain XD

  • @dash1dash2
    @dash1dash2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    game: "Your ride is broken, hire a mechanic to fix it"
    Kevin: "I know it's broken I don't know how to fix it"

  • @RBHD93
    @RBHD93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always try to figure out what you're about to zoom in onto at the start of each of your videos 😂

  • @TheBoredAndGorgeous
    @TheBoredAndGorgeous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The real horror is knowing where the screaming comes from

    • @glaptoper
      @glaptoper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @20PercentRendered
      World's loudest orgasm.

  • @whiteboi286
    @whiteboi286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:57 I like how you can still hear it

  • @misteryellowsky9543
    @misteryellowsky9543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:55 "Jurassic World opening- 2015(colorized)"

  • @KrypticStudiosCorp
    @KrypticStudiosCorp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:05
    THE FLOOOOR IS LAAAAAAAAAARVAAAA!!

  • @_faye.
    @_faye. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "i don't have the money for steps"
    money: unlimited

  • @riddle7911epic
    @riddle7911epic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That moment at work when you accidently unplug your headset from your computer and all everyone hears is Kevin's yelling music in the background

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:47 Kevin’s hand tho at this part

  • @darkclaws3167
    @darkclaws3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48 "Oh wow it feels good to pee." I can't stop laughing at that. Am I the only one?

  • @ClaireLry
    @ClaireLry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Are we really going to ignore the editor's cry for help?

    • @denisvalentin7728
      @denisvalentin7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @Dagda13
      @Dagda13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you mean?

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope, his wife is asking me since 4 weeks now...

    • @stefanm.734
      @stefanm.734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hmm? What editor? It's always Kevin. It's only Kevin.
      Only Kevin.

    • @attacoolism1596
      @attacoolism1596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t worry Kevin is actually Jim making people edit videos in the basement

  • @MrVapourGFX
    @MrVapourGFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:29 RIP ChevyRay. Tragic that is

  • @shadowsfrost1
    @shadowsfrost1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    >Kills every guest in a park
    Ah so the usual then Kevin?

  • @madisonmorris8006
    @madisonmorris8006 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is exactly how I play all amusement park games, but I love watching Kevin torture these guests. Its great. Please make more of these videos.

  • @reivu
    @reivu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sending Kevin soup in the mail is the equivalent of James Acaster getting sent a cabbage in the post.

  • @littlemisslol101
    @littlemisslol101 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Screaming Teacups had me literally crying with laughter, I had to pause the video to get over my episode without missing anything

  • @BC_Central
    @BC_Central 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just wanted to tell you that yesterday's video was the best video that I've ever seen and that you guys should definitely try to do something like that again

    • @denisvalentin7728
      @denisvalentin7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm hoping for St. Patrick's Day

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you watched the whole stream? If not, here you go th-cam.com/video/UodE_xUf-NI/w-d-xo.html

    • @Anshul2395
      @Anshul2395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@denisvalentin7728 Yeah, I think at the end of the stream they talked about doing that again for St. Patty's. Fingers crossed!

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ZombieMiezz omg i didnt know that channel was a thing i love you

    • @ZombieMiezz
      @ZombieMiezz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whytho8856 Glad I could help you out :D Enjooooy!

  • @mssed3031
    @mssed3031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I need a ride more suited to that screaming"
    Alright kevin, fucking hell pal. Calm down

  • @lunatick9792
    @lunatick9792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What is this, lava?"
    Kevin, no-!

  • @JohnSmith-of8jp
    @JohnSmith-of8jp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You ever get the feeling your on to something special?" Had some serious Joker vibes, no lie.

  • @enthalpy1379
    @enthalpy1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the pure happiness in Kevin's eye's as he calls himself god.

  • @maximumtaste
    @maximumtaste 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:19 he sounds like an cartoon villain here and i love it 😂

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    -I have to go to the bathroom
    -Sure thing, it's right up there.
    -Nevermind I just went

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at least he didn't put anything under it to make it worse.

  • @leetupload
    @leetupload 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was incredible. This is one of your best parks yet! Please do more!

  • @BoredMurphy
    @BoredMurphy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Fighting God ARE YOU?"
    I'll fight you mate.

  • @daestka5512
    @daestka5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:53 when you use the umbrella in worms

  • @BigBoi-zd6sb
    @BigBoi-zd6sb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kevin: doesn’t do the singing
    Me: :(

  • @tonichan89
    @tonichan89 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, the chilled out Kevin giving the usual outro while there is INTENSE SCREAMING IN THE BACKGROUND is just priceless

  • @chloebones
    @chloebones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that one dislike is one of the many, many people kevin has killed over the years

  • @ashvideo
    @ashvideo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *”i think we’ve only scratched the surface of murder”*
    kevin you literally had a 30-story drop into a pool of lava