Banderas Vaduva Erm, sure that statistic does have some baring on a players skill level in RollerCoaster Tycoon I give you that. But I think how many human rights violations per second you generate as a park is the stat that separates casuals from the true hardcore players.
Kevin: **starts video** Let's make a park where no one dies! **Literally 1 minute and a half later** Kevin: **as countless deaths occur** GO KART GO PRRR POWWW!!! Kevin is a disturbed man
its strange... there is another youtuber PPPeter, who almost died because of malaria and he inserts it almost in every video... maybe i would do the same, but who knows... it's kinda weird ... why would you want to remind to everyone, that you almost died?
@@SooZoodimp I don't think it's an attempt to "remind" everyone that he had this accident. Idk the other guy you talk about, but given how Kevin talks very little about his personal life, talking about the accident on multiple accounts shows the big impact it had on his life. Personally, I think it's more healthy that he is able to talk about it freely rather than bottle it up and act as if nothing happened. Everyone copes with matters differently
Grace Davies I was originally being dead serious. Amusement rides are very safe overall. Before anyone cites any accidents of the past, safe does not equal foolproof, just less likely to fail. Roller coasters are even safer than every form of transport, including air travel. They are even safer than vending machines.
Kevin, just wanted to say thankyou for continuing to create your usual chaotic content. I think nowadays we can all benefit from a laugh, and your regular uploads really help getting through isolation, not to mention its clear to see the amount of effort put in to make your videos frequent and entertaining. Hope you are safe and well. :)
Every time my phone buzzes I instantly go into panic mode. "This assignment has been graded." is somehow worse than getting a page handed back to you by your teacher.
@@iriscandy6377 it is from an old video of an older woman having sex with a black guy. She constantly makes screaming noises or call out the guys name. Im pretty sure her husband is the one filming too.
This used to be one of my grandpa's favorite computer games. He'd be torturing park goers for hours. He was so paranoid about me possibly ruining the disc as a kid he wouldn't let me play it lol
God: To get into heaven you have to apologize to every person you killed. Kevin: That's easy I never killed anybody! God: Including Videogame Charakters. Kevin: Oh feck....
When I was young, I went to Hershey park, they had this huge roller coaster with wood support beams. I refused to ride it, and my parents said, "don't worry, the park wouldn't let people ride it if it wasn't safe!"... This is now my response.
I can always count on Kevin to lift up my mood when going through a tough time, thank you Kevin for always being there at just the right moment to help ease stress and Depression. Your Community Loves you and all that you do, Please never change and thank you once again Kevin.
I love Kevin's channel and I love to watch his videos after I took lsd. Like I tripped balls for hours, everything is still dancing and changing color, and I can just lay down, and watch Kevin do stupid shit and loathe himself while being always in a good mood. I love you Kevin
Kevin, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to play the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store
You're such a cinnamon roll and you deserve all the appreciation in the world. I love you in an entirely platonic way, and hope you get the appreciation you deserve someday soon. That's all I wanted to say. I haven't even gotten past your introduction yet, and I just felt the intense need to tell you how nice you are, and that you're appreciated. Happy Birthday, btw (You have no choice in the matter, every day is your birthday)
I literally just reinstalled all the RCT games like yesterday... this, was priceless. Need more of this, for sure, even the first 2 RCT games as well! The deaths in those are even a bit scarier, like when purposely drowning people in lakes or purposely making unsafe coasters.
Absolutely shocked you didn’t put “American Healthcare” text over you when you said “All we have to do is charge people for first-aid we’ll make a fortune”
I had this video going in the background while I was cooking and when he said "First Aide," I heard "First Name," and thought, "Well shit, this park if for sure cursed now."
Had a blast watching this, I'm looking forward to seeing more of it! (And thank you for adding in the screaming sound again, it's just incredibly hilarious! XD)
Seriously though can you imagine Kevin the day he got hit by the car? *Walks out of Batman Vs Superman* “Wow that was awful, I can’t imagine this day could get any worse”
I respect that you turned around the situation with getting hit by a car to something you make jokes about. That just shows a lot of nice things about you (you know, if we ignore all the murder)
Thank you so much for this video, I am having a very bad time in my life right now and you just made me smile and laugh for 12 minutes! Continue like that Kevin!
Oh man the nostalgia from this game! I loved the Tycoon games as a kid. I was obsessed with finding all of the easter eggs and pushing my computer to its limits
Kevin, I absolutely love your videos. I've been struggling with my mental health for quite a while but your videos make each day a bit more bearable. Thank you :)
Did anyone play rt1? There was a map where you had to get a park rating better than the park next to you, so I would just build roller coasters that flung people into the other park so they died there instead of mine
People: _literally dying_
Kevin: *_GO-KART GO BRRR_*
*train go boom*
No you can't just murder people and waste expensive park equipment
Haha go-kart goes brrrrrr
I couldn't stop laughing at that area of the video.
I was reading this as it happened 😂
I legit thought this in his voice XD I haven't reached this part yet.
Kevin: “Oh you play Roller Coaster Tycoon 3? What’s your K/D?”
My favorite comment 🤣👌
Low_Key Musik Excuse me, but I think that the _no. of strikes with the roller coaster_ it’s a way more relevant question.
Banderas Vaduva Erm, sure that statistic does have some baring on a players skill level in RollerCoaster Tycoon I give you that. But I think how many human rights violations per second you generate as a park is the stat that separates casuals from the true hardcore players.
Park patron review: These spawns are bs
I wonder what everyone who knew Kevin as a child thinks of him now with his various torture devices
They probably all have restraining orders lmao
Maybe they all saw it coming? Like 'eh he was always weird makes sense'
"that's ma boy"
Let's get that heart!
Levitating Bird I did it! Mars Hidden, I did it! I'm so happy. Kevin, you made my day!
Kevin just randomly pulling out a megaphone from under his desk is truly the kind of chaotic energy we have learnt to expect from this channel
was impressed when he pulled that thing out.... the megaphone
Seán: Ding ding ding!
Kevin: _Pulls out megaphone_
only after reading this comment it hits me that that is not normal
I love how they all shout “YAY!!” After getting hit by a car.
They're one step closer to becoming Kevin
It's because it just kickstarted a new career
That's the key to becoming the best person in the world, and that is Kevin, indeed
AI is learning to become Kevin and have their revenge on Kevin
I would too.
"You've won an award: Tidiest Park"
No one lives long enough to litter - a worthy price to pay to keep the planet clean!
That's what my boy corona said too
Why did I read first 'Tiddiest Park' and why am I giggling to myself
I think the people is dying
Kevin: Plays any game
Title: Everyone Dies
KEVIN LIKED MY COMMENT. OMG THIS IS AWESOME.
@@theKoalaJamesASMR You did it, man
Awesome!!!
*Hey guys, we did it,* we got a like from Kevin
Kevin: **starts video** Let's make a park where no one dies!
**Literally 1 minute and a half later**
Kevin: **as countless deaths occur** GO KART GO PRRR POWWW!!!
Kevin is a disturbed man
wow you got the joke
@@bigdaisy369 wow no one cares it's a comment, so what?¯\_(ツ)_/¯
its tradition
“I see dead people.”
Kevin: “Big deal, I see them all the time.”
he does not see them he causes them
I was the 666th like. This is perfect
Says "I got hit by a car btw" as if it's just mentioning what he had for breakfast lmfaooooo
that part made me lmao
He will try to insert that into every video 😅
its strange... there is another youtuber PPPeter, who almost died because of malaria and he inserts it almost in every video... maybe i would do the same, but who knows... it's kinda weird ... why would you want to remind to everyone, that you almost died?
@@SooZoodimp I don't think it's an attempt to "remind" everyone that he had this accident. Idk the other guy you talk about, but given how Kevin talks very little about his personal life, talking about the accident on multiple accounts shows the big impact it had on his life. Personally, I think it's more healthy that he is able to talk about it freely rather than bottle it up and act as if nothing happened. Everyone copes with matters differently
Kevin would eat a car for breakfast if he could.
Revenge.
1:31 I thing we just need to get new Turg poster with BEST slogan ever. "Haha go-kart go brrrrr"
please i need this
Falls off the map for the umpth time
"Mario Kart go brrrr"
Kevin: Hopefully no one will die
Also Kevin literally 3 seconds later: Drops elephant as "security"
"You're not even eating them! You're just killing them for fun!"
You do the same, Kevin.
Well, Jim ate some and one Santa even ate the whole other Santa
It's not hunting....... Its killing for sport.
9u1ck 5c0p3r *Jurassic World intensifies*
dont give him any ideas
@@overlyamorousostrich22 I'll give him ALL the ideas
I saw those tea cups and instantly heard that loop screaming “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Kevin: You’ve seen two people die, and you’re still sitting there going, “Hehe GoKart go brrrrrrr!!!” 😂
I loved this more than I should 😂
Random person: gets a hole in one
Kevin: I’m about to end this person’s *hole* career
Life*
Nice one 👌
Haha good one👌
A very bored Humanoid. I was expecting someone to say that they wish Kevin would was about to end their hole.
Kevin: let’s make a park where nobody dies.
Me: hmmmm something doesn’t feel right
*reads title
If he did that then that mean NegaKevin has taken over 😦
Sounds like an April fools video.
TheStargov yeah an April fools video on the first of may 😂
That inflatable ship slide needs to be connected to a pool complex, hence why it "isn't working". I also love your videos, Kevin!
’but everyone dies’ when do they not Kevin
We need him to say 'today we' re doing something a little bit different' and actually have no one die
Congratulations on the heart!
XD
HR I'm ecstatic 😂
Poppy Crowley so am I as I got one too
Kevin called himself God.... Blasphemy I say, there is only one true lord, our savior Jim Pickens!
Kevin created Jim, Jim is Jesus, Kevin is God.
You couldn't be more wrong. Jim is devil on earth. Turg is god
Jim is the dictator and prophet
And turg is the holy spirit
Jim and Kevin are the same person. It’s why Kevin uses first person pronouns for Jim.
“But everyone in my park dies.” You say that like it isn’t what always happens, Kevin.
If a theme park can't kill ya, then it's not a very fun park.
Normal theme parks: 1/5 million chance of death
Kevin's parks: 95% chance of death
Kevin trying to decide what genre to classify the screaming as and completely missing Religious
Any game: has a car
Kevin: *it's free real estate*
"NOOOO YOU SHOULDNT RIDE THE GO KARTS THE TRACK IS LITERALLY INCOMPLETE AND ITS VERY DANGEROU"
haha go-kart go brrrr
That people is so furious
Other people when they start rollercoaster tycoon: Alright let’s build a rollercoaster Kevin: Spawns an elephant
"I got hit by a car by the way, if you dont know the context" breaks my heart 😂
"Charge people for first aid and we'll make a fortune."
That's such a good idea that all of the USA decided to do that.
I would give a like, but, its at that good number...
peak ~capitalism~
Ok, who ruined the 69 likes??
-22 trillion dollar national debt 😔
America good tax bad
Kevin: I got hit by a car by the way
I love how he just so causal about this now. I remember when this was more of a sore topic. Happy for you Kevin
We all know a Kelly T. And we all wish we could place her in the path of an out of control rollercoaster.
I dunno. My Kelly T was kinda awesome.
@@acidroofproductions9378 key word: was
68th like. I will give the joy to someone else...
Year 8 Kelly Tucker. She was brilliant
0:55
CallMeGod: " Hey there friends! My name is *_God._* "
"It's not tested but I trust it go ahead"
That's also the slogan for every new Alton Towers ride
David Mackay please, the rides there are very much safe.
oh shit they really went there
Grace Davies I was originally being dead serious. Amusement rides are very safe overall. Before anyone cites any accidents of the past, safe does not equal foolproof, just less likely to fail. Roller coasters are even safer than every form of transport, including air travel. They are even safer than vending machines.
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h Bloody hell, I bet you're the life of the party
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h I hear you but vending machines? Yeah I'm just trying to get a Dr pepper and I die
Kevin, just wanted to say thankyou for continuing to create your usual chaotic content. I think nowadays we can all benefit from a laugh, and your regular uploads really help getting through isolation, not to mention its clear to see the amount of effort put in to make your videos frequent and entertaining. Hope you are safe and well. :)
Kevin a few videos ago: I'm running out of ideas
Also Kevin: finds brand new ideas and ways to torture people
Which is ironic, especially because I actually don't have many video ideas. Any suggestions.
I am a PERSON something to do with Ireland. Kevin and RT would approve
i mean.. he already made parks that kill people
Monky Dance but not in RCT3
@@user-yn1bd4yf3h yeah, that could work.
That Goodbye Horses reference was golden. 👌
Thank you Kevin for making that social distancing era way easier and more entertaining.
He's going to be sad when he realizes the people are immortal
It just means he'll have to play the older games to drown everyone once they exit a coaster.
"Im gonna tell him."
"Dont you dare"
Yeah you can’t kill people in this game, but you can pop their balloons! that’s pretty evil, right?
@@ylimeg9528 Depends on how much you charged. Or you can charge max for an umbrella and wait for a rainstorm. That's still a trick in 3, right?
I'm pretty sure you can drown them, I used to do it a lot when the queue times got too long
"There are too many predators."
*has mustache*
Me: haha, what's with the mustac-
Oh.
9:44 game: Select a Genre!
Me: *R e l i g i o u s*
*Satan summoning chants start playing*
“Go kart goes brrrrr”😂 this is a new favorite meme of mine(or at least my top five). Wish I knew the name of it.
It's the "NOO! YOU CAN'T JUST [_]" "Haha, [_] go [_]" meme. I don't know the name of it either.
DJ Febrezee So I was able to find it on the “know your meme” website. knowyourmeme.com/memes/money-printer-go-brrr .
@@anniehoward7333 Thanks, lol!
Ah yes, my favorite song..."Screaming.wma"
More like cumming. I wonder if he knows where that comes from.
Daniel McIntosh I have a feeling he knows, thats why he uses it so often lol
Glad you played it. I’ve dumped literally thousands of hours into this game and it made my childhood. ‘Twas a nice trip down memory lane.
I want to try the Call Me Kevin simulator 2020.
Lily Rodriguez same
Yep more like 'What we all want in 2020 simulator'
Basically the "no Russian" mission from mw2. 😂😂
Yea same
"Stop giving me alerts. Look at all these alerts!"
*Google Classroom be like*
Every time my phone buzzes I instantly go into panic mode. "This assignment has been graded." is somehow worse than getting a page handed back to you by your teacher.
It will be ok guys, summer is almost upon us
"A fantastic park where no one dies!"
Doubt
X
X
X
*SFMG breaks down door*
X2
X
I like how Kevin's go to joke lately is about him being hit by a car.
Knowing where that screaming clip comes from makes these videos hit different.
Where
Where it come from
loud nigra?
@@iriscandy6377 it is from an old video of an older woman having sex with a black guy. She constantly makes screaming noises or call out the guys name. Im pretty sure her husband is the one filming too.
@@obtuse186 oh my god.
This used to be one of my grandpa's favorite computer games. He'd be torturing park goers for hours. He was so paranoid about me possibly ruining the disc as a kid he wouldn't let me play it lol
God: To get into heaven you have to apologize to every person you killed.
Kevin: That's easy I never killed anybody!
God: Including Videogame Charakters.
Kevin: Oh feck....
Death Star: I killed everyone on the planet
Kevin: hold my beer
best comment!
It'd be more like "hold my whiskey"
When I was young, I went to Hershey park, they had this huge roller coaster with wood support beams. I refused to ride it, and my parents said, "don't worry, the park wouldn't let people ride it if it wasn't safe!"... This is now my response.
I can always count on Kevin to lift up my mood when going through a tough time, thank you Kevin for always being there at just the right moment to help ease stress and Depression. Your Community Loves you and all that you do, Please never change and thank you once again Kevin.
"we're gonna make a fantastic park where no one dies!"
the title: this (sign) kevin won't stop me because i can't (read) hear.
I love Kevin's channel and I love to watch his videos after I took lsd. Like I tripped balls for hours, everything is still dancing and changing color, and I can just lay down, and watch Kevin do stupid shit and loathe himself while being always in a good mood. I love you Kevin
Nobody:
Kevin on every singel vid: Did you know I got hit by a car?
Rodrigo Rodríguez Romero first time hearing about it
He's doing it for all the new cul...friends on the channel
It's the trauma
I have never had a TH-cam video make me laugh until my stomach hurt and I was in tears until I saw this video.
Kevin, I don’t understand how 2020 is almost halfway over and you’ve failed to play the hottest game of the past decade. Garfield Kart: Furious Racing. It’s one of the hottest currently on sale games on the Nintendo Switch store
That «goodbye horses» was a major throwback to my childhood days playing Skate 3
your daily uploads are 🤯🙏🙏
When he made the audio for crazy golf screaming I laughed so hard I stopped breathing for a moment.
Yes, I want to see more. How about a proper park where no one dies?
Kevin: *laughs feckly*
I laughed so hard I was a total annoyance and now I'm hoarse as hell. AahhhhhhAaaaaah sweet music on every ride.
Kevin: *calls himself god*
Turg: am I a joke to you?
You're such a cinnamon roll and you deserve all the appreciation in the world. I love you in an entirely platonic way, and hope you get the appreciation you deserve someday soon.
That's all I wanted to say. I haven't even gotten past your introduction yet, and I just felt the intense need to tell you how nice you are, and that you're appreciated.
Happy Birthday, btw (You have no choice in the matter, every day is your birthday)
"A brand new park where nobody dies"
Title: Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: but everyone in my park dies
10:50 when kevin said he likes the screaming sound effect, i thought he was gunna follow up with it soothing him.
People: literally dying.
Person with the afro: Haha, go-kart go brrrrr.
I literally just reinstalled all the RCT games like yesterday... this, was priceless. Need more of this, for sure, even the first 2 RCT games as well! The deaths in those are even a bit scarier, like when purposely drowning people in lakes or purposely making unsafe coasters.
Kevin: *compliments little girl*
Me: *awww*
Kevin: *immediately proceeds to have her killed*
Me: :0
i want to see more of these!! these are literally my favorite videos of yours. i love and appreciate you so much kevin! 🤠💓
_"Hip-hop salsa beats to chill/die to..."_
I'd buy the album.
Pro tip, in the scenerio editor, u can make the land alot bigger then the default sandbox size. U can make your own highway of rollercoasters.
8:09 "Hip-hop salsa beats to chill/die to" Has that TH-cam channel been made already? :P
Me: I am going to relax watching Kevin's video and then I'll go to bed
My lucid dream at 3am: 11:10
Absolutely shocked you didn’t put “American Healthcare” text over you when you said “All we have to do is charge people for first-aid we’ll make a fortune”
Reanna Lotrey you’re very funny
1:31 "go- kart go *brrrrr*" why is that so hysterical to me 😂
I love how your shaking things up by killing everyone in the park.
@UC2BmVQ3adQIFhwtxiMSP_Yw nah your link doesn't work dude, page doesn't load
@@taco3520 ?
@@IamaPERSON some guy posted a link about going to his video and getting a gift, guess he deleted it
@@taco3520 oh, got it. I think he might have something out for me, tbh.
@@taco3520 Watch out, those types of comments are usually scams.
I had this video going in the background while I was cooking and when he said "First Aide," I heard "First Name," and thought, "Well shit, this park if for sure cursed now."
You say but everyone dies in the title like it isn’t a regular thing 😂
This brought back so many memories.
4:55 leaked scene of Carole Baskin's husband being eaten by the tiger
Had a blast watching this, I'm looking forward to seeing more of it!
(And thank you for adding in the screaming sound again, it's just incredibly hilarious! XD)
Yes, please do more! Try renaming a guest to "Atomic" and one to "James Hunt". Also, pools and watersides!
This was hilarious, please do more
My childhood was me being Kevin in this video. Explains a lot...
the one thing that nobody should be screaming about is the most chaotic experience in the park
Kevin: A park where No one dies
Also Kevin: there life wont be long
More! I love this game, it’s really pretty at night. Those poor souls, I’ve never been able to make a park as brutal as yours.
How can I resist clicking with a title like that? 😂
Seriously though can you imagine Kevin the day he got hit by the car?
*Walks out of Batman Vs Superman*
“Wow that was awful, I can’t imagine this day could get any worse”
You know you are watching a Call Me Kevin video, when you hear: "Oh god, they almost didn't hit anyone!"
I respect that you turned around the situation with getting hit by a car to something you make jokes about. That just shows a lot of nice things about you (you know, if we ignore all the murder)
"All we have to do is charge for First Aid and we'll make a fortune."
The U.S.A. has entered the chat.
Thank you so much for this video, I am having a very bad time in my life right now and you just made me smile and laugh for 12 minutes! Continue like that Kevin!
There’s a channel called “Let’s game it out” and it’s genuinely like another Kevin 😂
I think you should reach out for a collab Mr Kevin
Oh man the nostalgia from this game! I loved the Tycoon games as a kid. I was obsessed with finding all of the easter eggs and pushing my computer to its limits
I hope Kevin might consider playing batman telltale his walking dead series is so funny I'd love to see it
Kevin, I absolutely love your videos. I've been struggling with my mental health for quite a while but your videos make each day a bit more bearable. Thank you :)
kevin’s upload time has seemed to mysteriously shift 16 minutes forward
he can say anything at all and i end up in absolute stitches he’s such a godsend
Did anyone play rt1? There was a map where you had to get a park rating better than the park next to you, so I would just build roller coasters that flung people into the other park so they died there instead of mine
Definitely play more of this, I'd love to see what happens when you try to make a pool slide