They must be pretty bad special effects if you ask me. Either that or Alex is just lazy and can't be bothered fixing the rest of his hair line with effects as well
German army 1945 = Retreats French army 1941 = Retreats American army 1975 = Retreats Soviets 1940 = Retreats Alex's hairline 2019 = LAST STAND (I'm referring to the Americans in Vietnam and Soviets in Finland)
A passenger train is fully loaded, and a German soldier, on leave, shares a compartment with a decrepit lady, a beautiful young French woman, and a young French man. The train enters a tunnel, and no one can see anything. A kiss is heard, then a hollow slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, the German has a horrible black eye. 'So unlucky' thinks the German soldier. 'The French man gets the kiss and I get the blame!' 'Well done, my girl!' thinks the old lady. 'You stood up to that brute!' The beautiful woman is puzzled. 'Why would that German kiss that old lady?' The Frenchman, meanwhile, thinks 'How clever I am! I kiss the back of my hand, hit the German and no one suspects me!' Idk what else to say, but Alex you’re the best TH-camr ever!
Axis wins war against Allies by lend-leasing with Aliens... isn't Alex just recreating Dark Void? You made me remember Dark Void Alex... what have you done?!?!?!
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*These hairline jokes are more numerous than the hairs on my head*
No u
Sms
Who'd have thought?
Smh
You know what I'm just gonna say it! Where's all the Drew Durnil fans at?!
Alex: Looks at the Alien manpower
Me: Casually tries not to notice the 2 million alien planes and 500K alien convoys
youd have to make 40 width heavy Tank AA divisions
Whats this mod called?
AlexTheRambler: The aliens are invading!
Us: "Retreat to Alex's hairline!"
Why would you retreat to something that's already receding?
@@archmagos1436 Because it's receding faster than the aliens are invading
It is too far back we won’t make it. It is receding faster than we are retreating
Noooo I didn't make it I'm dying
*getting shot trough head*
@@cirbam2747 better DEID than red
So apparently the only way to get into "Rambler's Comment Corner" is to make a hairline joke..... but uhh, his hairline is the joke.
*i see let me try as well* hairliners
Oh my gosh I've never gotten more than a few likes before.... Thanks!
@@kirkreinhold3999 its called power of the hairliners
@@emperor_ra lol
Kirk Reinhold burnt Alex the rambler
I'm the only person in the world that can say I've been on Ramblers Comment Corner as many times as Japan's been nuked
*Communist laughter*
Only for so long
JamesJFK 1 grats mate!
3rd time lucky?
Twice
Hairline: Exists
Also hairline: retreats
Everyone: HAHA LOOK AT ALEX"S HAIRLINE
That does sound like the French Army. So Alex Hairline must be French!
Whats this mod called?
Aliens: *exist*
Alex's hairline: "they outnumber us five to one!"
Alex's hairline: *RETREAAAAAT*
Whats this mod called?
@@Martin-xm7gf joe
Alex is actually bald but just uses special effects to cover it up
They must be pretty bad special effects if you ask me. Either that or Alex is just lazy and can't be bothered fixing the rest of his hair line with effects as well
I... don't have trouble believing that.
Whats this mod called?
Pretty bad at it as well
@@sc5734 quit being such a fucking ass
Aliens invaded because your hairline is like the universe - it’s still waiting to be discovered.
not expected.ı like this one
What do you call 100 rabbits going back in a straight line? *A receding hare line*
What to you call Alex’s hair? A retreating hair line
.....
why.
Whats this mod called?
Alex hairline is like the Italian army. Not in a good shape (Luigi Baldissera 1939 second hairline war)
Alex: "I looked away for a while and saw that the AI did an encirclement"
*if only his hair could do that*
Drews hairline: The Roman Empire
Alex’s hairline: whatever the frick mussolini was doin
Alex: “no hairline jokes”
Me: “ok”
Alex: *proceeds to only put hairline jokes in Alex’s comment corner *
We must build a wall to keep the aliens out.
And Alex's hairline inside!
And make the aliens pay for it!
Alien invasion during WW2? Quick, someone get Harry Turtledove on the line, he'll know how to fix this!
Such a brilliant series with he released more books
German army 1945 = Retreats
French army 1941 = Retreats
American army 1975 = Retreats
Soviets 1940 = Retreats
Alex's hairline 2019 = LAST STAND
(I'm referring to the Americans in Vietnam and Soviets in Finland)
So what are you referring to with france
@@kaynines5996 thanks for correcting me, that probably sounds sarcastic but it isn't
except the americans in vietnam wasn't a retreat
Alex: I'm going to get a haircut!
Barber: I can't do this, there's no hair to cut!
Alex:😠😠
8:16
Casually ignores the fact that the alien invasion has 500k convoys and 2 million planes.
Thanks for doing a video of my mod. I really appreciate the feedback and exposure.
Alex's hairline jokes are the soviets in ww2. Never stop coming
Edit: I will never stop until I get on COMMENT CORNER my dream
#alexshairline
His hairline is like the french. Don't stop retreating
Whats this mod called?
*Sees a T H I C C looking picture of Alex in the intro*
Me an intellectual: "I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"
Alex: Stop making hairline jokes.
Also Alex: *Still reads the hairline jokes*
I didn't know Alex was a monarch! He is worrying about his receding *HEIR* line too much...
'all of my equipment is getten old'. Just like you!
Hairline: exists
Hairline on Rambler: *RETREAT*
We still have a lot of comments about my hairline.
Alex The Rambler 2019.
How can you comment on something that doesn’t exist.
D V V “How can you comment on something that doesn’t exist”
Sounds like a certain news company
Whats this mod called?
Sun: shines on Alex's head
Alex: becomes a living lamp
Moths: LÄMP
Me:Stops doing drugs
Alex:What if aliens invaded in ww2
Me:Grabs some weed
Harry Turtledove is doing good for himself
Alex the Rambler if he played as the aliens.
Alex: I think I will win!
Also Alex: Loses
Alex's Hairline: Exists
World: HOLY CRAP!! ALIENS!!!
Aliens: Im about to end both these men's careers...
Alex has less hair on his head than Germany's manpower in 1945
Oh it's a Randomizer mod. I was hoping it was a Harry Turtledove's "The Race" sort of scenario.
Alex: This game is going to be interesting. also Alex: I just buffed china.
Alex the Rambler: Makes Video About Aliens
Also Alex: Plays As A Non alien nation
Even memes in the EU are easier to find then some hair on Alex's head.
The aliens are like Alex's Bald spot, *Expanding Everywhere*
Rambler's hairline is like the Maginot: it shrinks on the other side.
A Harry Turtledove scenario.
Alex' hairline is like Brittain in the EU, leaving and no-one can stop it
But is very delayed
Alex: I gave them some equipment
Also Alex: *Gives 500k eq to aliens*
Alex Hair is like studing , present on 1/8 of your life
A passenger train is fully loaded, and a German soldier, on leave, shares a compartment with a decrepit lady, a beautiful young French woman, and a young French man. The train enters a tunnel, and no one can see anything.
A kiss is heard, then a hollow slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, the German has a horrible black eye.
'So unlucky' thinks the German soldier. 'The French man gets the kiss and I get the blame!' 'Well done, my girl!' thinks the old lady. 'You stood up to that brute!'
The beautiful woman is puzzled. 'Why would that German kiss that old lady?'
The Frenchman, meanwhile, thinks 'How clever I am! I kiss the back of my hand, hit the German and no one suspects me!'
Idk what else to say, but Alex you’re the best TH-camr ever!
Guys, are the aliens Thanos' minions?
Also Alex, you may become Luigi Baldiserra more literally once your hairline falls like France did.
Promises aliens. Spends all time doing an average game as Italy. Thanks Alex haha!
Comment Corner: Did you get more interaction?
Alex: Yes!
Comment Corner: What did it cost you?
Alex's Hairline: Everything...
Soldiers: THEY ARE RETREATING!!
Aliens: Retreat to the outer rim of the galaxy, Alex's hairline!
Aliens invade.
XCOM Gonna Give It To Ya . . .
Denmark when being invaded by Germany: hey can i copy your homework
Alex’s Hairline: yeah no problem man
Denmark: k thanks man
Alex hairline is deoritating like Franklin D.Rossevelts legs.
DAMN
Alex Hairline is like the french.
*It Always retreats*
Alex's hairline is like my dad, not there
Shetland population according to Alex The Rambler: 10,000
The remaining 13,080 people: Thanks for completely forgetting us.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
This one doesn’t
Alex's upload secdual completely random
Is it only me or does Alex look like Mussolini With a wig. That's Why his hairline looks so weird.
Alex: Rambler's comment corner!
Everybody: **THE HAIR IS RETREATING**
EU: Article 13 is fantastic
Alex: Posts video
TH-cam: This video has been claimed by copyright holders. Reason: hairline
There needs to be a Worldwar/Colonization mod for EU4 and HOI4.
Do what if vegans invaded in ww2 please
Aliens: *exist*
Alex the Rambler: hOly MoLy oH nO!!1!
Isorrows definitely likes Alex in a sexual way, he just does
God bless the Italien king who brought us the juiciest game of HOI4 so far, Alex Baldi
alexese hairline is going faster than a heretic on fire
Soldier: Aliens have invaded!!!
Drew Durnil: Quick retreat to Alex's hairline
Is Alex's hair French because it keeps retreating.
Alien Invasion: "Manpower decreasing"
Alex: Oh and theyr manpower is increasing
This is a prerecorded comment.
*Harry Turtledove has entered the chat*
After that vegan comment I considered unsubbing
DW I’m still here
Alex: Editing hairline in video with commentaries until 2 minutes.
Me: Needs a haircut every 6 months.🙆
Good guy Alex going to the gym so when he makes his troops exercise they don't feel singled out.
Alex: Hairline recedes
Alex: What the Firckity Frack is going on
Alien Invasion Video:
Alex: We could just not interact with them
Alexs hearline is like...
To be continued
The aliens outnumber Alex's hair 1 to 30 mil
Dolly darn aliens on the farm
Alex: im incompetent
Also Alex: destroys world with aliens.
It looks like a row of Leporidea Lepus are moving in a diminishing fashion on Alex’s head.
Alex hair line is like isps face ... unseen most of the time
Alex: what are u laughing at?
Me: notthing
My brain: Alex the Hammer
Alex's hairline is like my grandpa's arm
Non existing
I would've loved to see the Alien's army.
Literally nobody ever:
Alex: *What if ALIENS were in World War II?*
Alex's hair is just like water at 100°C: evaporating
“Oh god that creak on my shock mound all of my equipment is getting very old” just like the jokes about Alex’s hairline
You should play as the alien invasion.
Alex's hairline is Switzerland during an Axis attack, It is surrounded on all sides with nowhere to run.
Alex: I got this new mod with aliens. Also Alex: but I’m not going to fight them just watch them and play a normal game of Hoi4 in Europe
The reason aliens came in WW2 era is to warn the world of the worst army ever, Alex's hairline. It retreats too much.
Alex: *In denial about his Rome 2 strategy*
Also Alex: *In denial about his hairline*
alex: I'll just join the axis, use them and then leave again
Axis: "Am I a joke to you?"
Alex: looks at mirror
Mirror: *commits self die*
Alex enters the bedroom
"Please excuse my clementinnyness"
Aliens invading during WW2 would be my pitch for the new XCOM game!
The Stellaris gecko has a better hairline then Alex
A golden scar is commoner than Alexs hair.
Alex : my hair line is fine
Me : you cant handle the truth!
Axis wins war against Allies by lend-leasing with Aliens... isn't Alex just recreating Dark Void? You made me remember Dark Void Alex... what have you done?!?!?!