Keys Gaming um what. In 1917 they did a massive push to try and capitulate france before thz US soldiers arrives. Also how can a ground battle be won by the navy??¿¿
@Keys Gaming I never said France made a great defense, and I'm talking about the western front, you know, the trench warfare? Also, what does the British navy have to do with the Germans almost breaking through?
Keys Gaming The German Spring Offensive was a last ditch effort to try and knock out there continental rivals... After all by this point Britian has 11 million men in the field and was about to be joint by a couple hundred thosound Americans... The Germans knew that if they could not defeat France and quickly, they would lose the war at that point. It was not a great tactic, it wasn't smart or a brilliant price of tactic manoeuvring, it wasn't even hugely impressive - it was a last ditch attempt by a failing Empire that's Giverment had been taken over by the military, that's people was starving with a domestic front on the brink of collapse, and with a military that would, within a few months, inevitably loose... The fact they managed to break through the British and French lines was impressive, but as soon as the British and French turned back round and put up a defence, recovering from the initial suprise of the German sucesdully routing of there forces, Germany lost and there last hope was gone... It's you who is clearly not that knqoeldhw about WW1
8:18 I will tell you a secret: the German had this rifle ammo called "K bullet" that could penetrate tank armour. So yes they can shoot a light tank, especially an early Renault FT. And later the Italians used the round with machine guns.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase he had just killed his friend robert in a freak hunting accident. Robert was a member of the chicken triad, and the triad boss, Vito, had a price on the chickens head. He was hangning out at his girlfriends house, waiting for things to cool down, when suddenly a black VW van pulled up in the driveaway & 2 armed chickens jumped out & chicknapped the poor chicken (His name was Matthew by the way).The van drove to a seceret location and Matthew woke up hanging upside down by his chicken feet. Vito was there & told Matthew what he would do to him. Matthew was scared, but he remmebered that he had stashed a desert eagle in a seceret compartment in his feathers, so he pistol whipped Vito and cut himeself free. He escaped from the seceret location & ran to the main highway. That was where he crossed the road. A short time later, he was gunned down by triad thugs.
I don't understand. Where was the artillery in this joke? Was it the desert eagle? If so it might be too subtle as a suggestion for an arty-only playthrough, although the attempt would still be appreciated. (y)
ISP, you are a great youtuber. You inspired me to actually try and become a HOI4 youtuber. (I will, I promise you!) Keep up the great work ISP. You can't get better than this. (I am a huge history nerd, and I appreciate the historical jokes!)
No construction challenge: you cannot build any factories, infrastructure, dockyards, forts, etc. All your civ factories can do is trade and repair. The only new factories you can get are from focuses and conquest
This video: okay so we develop. Now we're beating up the German Empire. Okay so time to take all of Germany. Successfully defending against japan yeah.
Here's the mod, go wild steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1451992355
I don’t even have HOI4. How did I get here?
Thanks
Thank you, ispp, very cool!
hail satan
what kind of loser pins his own comment wow what a loser. thankfully 50% of his viewers arent even subbed.
The opening two notes (fading in, played together) : F#(Gb) and C#(Db).
The “plink”: G#(Ab).
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
It means the tone of the intro
Waffeey it means the tone of the intro note
@@zachariahmarkusson7479 I hope he's writing a song
You forgot to add lyrics:
"I don't know about you but I swear this Ironside intro keeps changing pitch"
Nicholas II's hairline looks like it's about to be encircled...
yes
Bunkerevs Gaming Gold, complete Gold
Цитата Лыжная маска Сильный Бог:
Спрячьтесь, куда идет ваш волосяной покров?
Bunkerevs Gaming Thank you for the good laugh!
Like Alex's
What if ironside computers won WW1?
they did
@@ME-ki7vq and we lost now we are enslaved by them
Why do people say that I should have died from the flu.......
Francisco Franco at least you did not get you virginity taken by senpai hitler
franco is the man who has seen everything
@@nevillechamberlain3994 I wonder how that Munich Treaty went, Chamberlain?
"Peace of our time." Yea, Right.
@@darthmortus5702 >Communism
>Miracle
@@darthmortus5702 Sorry but your Joke had no punchline...
I can't wait for the Ironside intro to be Earrape levels
me neither
Ask the Filipino boy
0:00 i knew it
I had honestly wondered if I was just losing it.
A filipino
same
ISorrow is a Filipino??
Schemetype One nah, he's British
I had a weird dream where I met Isorrowproductions at a family gathering or something. It was so real.... I love you now
Bander Boosh that’s totaly normal.
ISP is secretly your real dad
Zach Ethucia Daddy!?!?!?!?
Harder daddy
Bander Boosh Write a book about it
WW1 must have been so frustrating with such little advancements on the front lines.
TheLastCasualty they shoulda just made more CAS. Lol what noobs.
Keys Gaming um what. In 1917 they did a massive push to try and capitulate france before thz US soldiers arrives. Also how can a ground battle be won by the navy??¿¿
Germany couldn't attack britain and can only resort to aerial raids
@Keys Gaming I never said France made a great defense, and I'm talking about the western front, you know, the trench warfare? Also, what does the British navy have to do with the Germans almost breaking through?
Keys Gaming The German Spring Offensive was a last ditch effort to try and knock out there continental rivals... After all by this point Britian has 11 million men in the field and was about to be joint by a couple hundred thosound Americans... The Germans knew that if they could not defeat France and quickly, they would lose the war at that point. It was not a great tactic, it wasn't smart or a brilliant price of tactic manoeuvring, it wasn't even hugely impressive - it was a last ditch attempt by a failing Empire that's Giverment had been taken over by the military, that's people was starving with a domestic front on the brink of collapse, and with a military that would, within a few months, inevitably loose... The fact they managed to break through the British and French lines was impressive, but as soon as the British and French turned back round and put up a defence, recovering from the initial suprise of the German sucesdully routing of there forces, Germany lost and there last hope was gone... It's you who is clearly not that knqoeldhw about WW1
Artillery only
AnesPlayer For army. Would get very boring if you cant have an airforce nor navy
He's done worse
AHYAHAHAHA
*A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y*
Spicy Meme Here in Germany we spell it Artillerie, that's why I always write it wrong.
Artillery
Atirllery
Alltirery
All Teyir
All Rieyt
All Yt Rie
All TH-cam Rice
*Y O U T U B E R I C E O N L Y C H A L L E N G E*
should be alt right
ARTILERIJA!
"It was just the ammunition i had such a problem with" a truly Russian experience
What if Alex the Rambler didn't cheat during WW2?!
He would be raped
8:18 I will tell you a secret: the German had this rifle ammo called "K bullet" that could penetrate tank armour. So yes they can shoot a light tank, especially an early Renault FT.
And later the Italians used the round with machine guns.
The First Primaris Cato Sicarius shut the up nerd
Good
WW1 was the meat grinder and Russia was the meat
I would rather you be the meat
Wow you’re fast
Justin. You are missing some punctuation. Your correct sentence:
World War One was the meat grinder, and Russia was the meat.
Grammar Nazi, I hope you know that ", and" is technically wrong...
Normal EU4 player Here is your corrected sentence:
"I am skilled at using grammar correctly."
THE VIEWERS DEMAND AN ARTILLERY ONLY!
njet
If I don't get a Apartheid South Africa playthrough and 1000 likes I'll donate and vote for May.
Place holder name is place holder Try me
I'm re-watching this 2 years later.
same
Hoi4 heavy challenge. Heavy tank divisions only and for planes heavy fighters and strat bombers only:)
no, first we need artillery only
why only heavy channel would be a proper Challenge
And aa light tanks
Also super heavy battleships only too
Ain't a callenge
Drew's All Alone Yogscast is taking over
1:42 Little did you know
I've had a game where Qing won the Chinese civil war.
And Serbia never started WW1
And Russian Revolution didn't happen
What the hell game
patrikcath bruh I want that
"..I know! It's not Victoria III and it never will be."
Jokes on you ISP.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Becuase he had just killed his friend robert in a freak hunting accident. Robert was a member of the chicken triad, and the triad boss, Vito, had a price on the chickens head. He was hangning out at his girlfriends house, waiting for things to cool down, when suddenly a black VW van pulled up in the driveaway & 2 armed chickens jumped out & chicknapped the poor chicken (His name was Matthew by the way).The van drove to a seceret location and Matthew woke up hanging upside down by his chicken feet. Vito was there & told Matthew what he would do to him. Matthew was scared, but he remmebered that he had stashed a desert eagle in a seceret compartment in his feathers, so he pistol whipped Vito and cut himeself free. He escaped from the seceret location & ran to the main highway. That was where he crossed the road. A short time later, he was gunned down by triad thugs.
That’s a pretty smooooth joke
I don't understand. Where was the artillery in this joke? Was it the desert eagle? If so it might be too subtle as a suggestion for an arty-only playthrough, although the attempt would still be appreciated. (y)
1:42 I had no idea how much that would sting until your videos got me to play Vic 2.
Non aligned British Malaya artillery only when?
Sam Patterson Damn you used to be on top in every video he posted
He did British Malaya
ARTILLERY ONLY RIGHT NOW
1:59 is this a Life of Boris reference?
Nick Yolo can imagine
IISSSS BORIS!
Do something interesting like...
ARTILLERY ONLY
ISP, you are a great youtuber. You inspired me to actually try and become a HOI4 youtuber. (I will, I promise you!) Keep up the great work ISP. You can't get better than this.
(I am a huge history nerd, and I appreciate the historical jokes!)
Artillery only challenge when?
I’ll be your small phillipino boy
Hairy Hare it's Filipino, weird right?
That boris was pretty spot on.
Oh come on ISorrowProductions do artillery only! CountCristo tried it and he totally didn't lose to Hungary playing as Germany.....
1:58 - [Hardbass and Gopnik squatting intensifies] Oy blin.
2:34
Nazbol Baby
The russian having problems with ammunition in ww1? Seems familiar...
2:31 little kid is great ngl
7:45 Is this the new soviet anthem?
"I secretly developed a submarine battleship" hahahhaha I died
that intro (ww1 described by isorrows) its like reading all quite in the western front all over again
1:42 if only he knew
No construction challenge: you cannot build any factories, infrastructure, dockyards, forts, etc. All your civ factories can do is trade and repair. The only new factories you can get are from focuses and conquest
Artillery only, Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Artillery only Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I would like to see either Austria or the Ottomans, as they seemed to lose pretty hard. I think you could make it interesting.
I wanna see an artillery only spectator game
>Soviet Russia
>Grand Duke Alexander in charge of the Soviet Navy
seems legit
I was not expecting the Boris collab
Cannot wait for "WHAT IF SHREK WON THE BATTLE OF HASTINGS?"
Hey ISP, you should try a great war mod play-through and try to win the war as germany by christmas
Mein Gott! Boris was a spy the whole time?? I loved him like a bruder, how could he do this to me
Boris is western spy?
superactiongeneral No, it's not true Boris. No WeSlav merch.
superactiongeneral Boris infiltrated evil western powers for Russia motherland
You have to check if the heels touch the floor when squatting. If not, they are a western spy.
njet silly westerner
Play Austria-Hungary, that's either horrible.... or overpowered.
300k sub artillery only
We're all ancestors of Dave. Dave has been inside at least one of our relatives.
Boris needs to watch this
This video: okay so we develop. Now we're beating up the German Empire. Okay so time to take all of Germany. Successfully defending against japan yeah.
Well, that was short. There was however no complex trench mechanism, so you could just walk across.
THAT FUCKING INTRO IS SO TRUE AGHHHHHHHHH *insert ISP scream from Lebanon playthrough*
Needed more Dave.
What if Tito won the second gulf war?
edgy nerd he did
What if Tito never existed?
what if tito married genghis khan?
6:35 it's a frying panzer
Well there were actually some spots on the tanks in world war 1 that you can penetrate so....... you can shoot a tank technically and penetrate them .
I surprisingly laughed several times throughout this video
8:48 hey! I’ve seen this anime before!
9:10 🅱️oi, Mussolini didn’t do the march on Rome until 1923
Now play the Republic of Dave in Old World Blues
5:00 bravo crnagoro
2:40. Love it
My favorite bit was how you took Vojvodina for no reason.
1:57 Life of Boris?????????
Is that you??????!!!
Count Cristo is starting a pure artillery series and you still haven't make a video about it.
ew is that a trot?
What if Jeb bush won the war of 1812 by dabbing on Trotsky while Lennon got shot by drew?
Nice video man
I KNEW THE PITCH SOUNDED DIFFERENT ACROSS VIDEOS
Small Philippino boy, you mean Lewis brindley of the yogscast?
When You Realize Those Soviets Bois Have Encircle You, Then You'll Realize It Was Too Late
As a Filipino, I want to take that boys job Mr. Imemesproductions.
Connor: 28 battleships
That Boris imitation tho .LOL
For moooorreeee crazy encirclements from I suhruhur pruhurtuhin!
Farming Simulator lets play when?
I'd like to see the 400+strong royal navy eat everything
What if Yogscast won Ironside mod?
I'm a small filipino boy lmao
Same here
So are you a big boy now?
@@shashwatsinha2704 we never get big, we stay small all our lives
@@themaninthetube1 Who are 'we'?
@@shashwatsinha2704 we the small filipino boy
was that some foreshadowing of a Boris-ISP collab?
You should do an artillery only challenge.
Serbia takes down the whole Austria*
ISP:IL just take that
Somebody should make a compilation of all the ironside intros
YES I KNEW IT WAS CHANGING PITCH
9:56 i lost it (at the expense of my ears)
Knock knock
Who's there?
Player.
Player who?
PLAYER-TILLERY ONLY PLS
The peace mod is good but you can also switch sides incredibly easy
Underwater submarine battleship ftw.
Nicholas' hairline got in a stalemate
lmao i’ve always heard the pitch change
Under water submarine BATTLE SHIP!
here's my favorite sarcastic youtuber that always makes me "not to kill myself"
Fun fact: the last Qing emporer was arrested after the 2nd world war, after he was release he was a full communist
Soviets formed with "Low food, low petrol, and low ammo"....Yup, those are the Soviets......