Ost... PREUSSEN?! FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE, DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST DROP OF DEUTSCH BLOOD? LOOK AT THAT SMUG FACE, THIS KID THINKS HES DEUTSCH!!!
“So your just saying they can go around the wall” Alex i hope you know That’s exactly what France said when Germany blitzed through Benelux If you remember when i commented this put in the next video
That was the point of the Maginot line and the Reich was lucky their 1940 push into the Ardennes even worked, it almost didn't, worst traffic jam in military history, Allied bombers had like 3 days to pick them off
David Calman well i wasnt trying to be realistic i just made this comment as a joke if you watched it it was from the mexico video where he tried to build a wall on the border with america a month or 2 ago
Prussian Soldior not me people with the same pfp but i dont like them anymore since the leader made T Series win im just waiting for when i can change my name
Fact: if germany got their money's value reduced by 0.0000000000000000001% every time rambler was -in- competent weimar would look like a child's birthday party
Subscribers who have subscribed to alex the rambler because they want to see content from him: Alex the rambler: thanks for subscribing i will now provide content for my subs Corrected you
@@londegel Haha no. Belgium could never win the fight with the sea the Netherlands is having. I don't say Belgium is dumb or weak, I'm just sayin that they don't have *SKILLS* to defend against the sea.
*I think I had some audio issues when recording this, apologies Ram Fam!*
Alex The Rambler! love u
Alex you good boi....
Wellidy.
*hi*
Mussolini and Alex are very similar
1. Both have no hair
2. Both are incompetent militarily
Germans: Königsberg
Russians: Kaliningrad
Alex: COINIGSBERG
I found the welshman
Quason huh?
I’m so glad someone else noticed it
Poles: Królewiec
Edit: who cares that it was polish for long in history?
Poles : Królewiec
"It's okay, Steiner will come through any second now."
"Mein Fuhrer.... Steiner has been wounded... again."
Owen Billo Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiners war ein Befehl! Wer sind sie, dass sie es wagen, sich meinem Befehl zu widersetzen.
Anıl AKBAŞ Yeah. Hermann Fegelein.
I had a general get wounded 7 times in 1 year
*tell steiner to ATTACK*
Prussia: Says that they have a great military,and better industry than the average european country.
*Makes 1.19 rifles a day*
*My friend shoots with 1 rifle while I shoot with .19 rifle*
That's in the game though.
(Edit) or it might mean 1,19 in North American terms since some countries replace the period with a coma in number terms
The Second Reich Why do you put periods in numbers, it makes no sense.
@@kam2894 because some countries substitute commas for periods
How did they massicurd my boy
Prussia = Fatherland
Russia = Motherland
Both at war
Oooh the irony
Karen should give the kids back eh
Fatherland fucks Motherland.
Scandinavia is called the daughterlands so I guess they had kids
Just like my home situation
The kids = Poland
What if the Prussian Empire *still* exist
Me: Ooh a millennium dawn video
Alex: Base game 1936 HOI
Me: But that was 83 years ago...
Not in the heads of the HoI4 gang 😁
When something still exists but it's actually 1936
Down with Britain
still existED (in 1936), so hes correct
16:16
Alex Hairline is retreating like the French Army in 1940
Dr. Dollfuß hairline jokes intensifies
Destruction 100
@@lovremarasovic5267 Yea I know, I shouldn't be that bad to the French, I mean they held for nearly a Year.
he must be related to jojo swiva
@@jagamoasta2310 They held for 46 days xD
Poland: exists
Hitler:prepare for trouble
Stalin:make that double
Pretty accurate to real life
Kaiser: Make that triple.
Allies: We defend the world from devastation
And my axe!
Brocolli Macarole to unite the people within our nation
Alex: Just comment below
Me: Alright...
Alex: As long as it isn't about my hairline!
Me: Damn it...
Alex The Rambler : Im back in the UK!
One video later....
Alex The Rambler: im back in Canada!
Next decade: im on proxi cantauri b
Its a exoplanet in another solar system thats similar to earth
@@luftwaffle4993 I know lol
"As long it doesn't include my hairline." -AlexTheRamber 2019
*Hairline jokes intensifies*
He shouldn't worry about having a fucky hair line, i'v got the same so he's not alone.
“As long as my hairline does not include...”
Hairline jokes intensifies more
As Thanos snaps, Alex's voice falls victim to it.
RIP Alex's voice.
and hairline
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that it's called the Prussian Empire and not Kingdom?
@Unionist the prussian kingdom is prussia?!?
The last was Free Republic of Prussia
*Deutsche schreie*
youre right, there was never a prussian empire
Alex: “A thin slice of allied resistance.”
My Brain: “Just Like your thin slice of hair.”
OOOOOMG YOU PLAYED MY MOD!! Thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️
'Ah, feck.'
Alex the Rambler - 2019
What if the Prussian Empire was Russia but with a p?
It would be called Russiap
Both of u r everywhere
@@potatogamer1877, ey u have 69 subs
@@thomasturner6980 YAY
@@potatogamer1877 No motivation for your last vid, *huh?*
Also you have 70 subscribers.
Prussia: sausages and beer
-P- russia: vodka and sexy Putin
*Frederick the Great wants to know your location*
Why in the living fuck do i always see you in the comment section of literally every alex the rambler video ever???=
Alex: it’s only in the back
Viewers: HeS lYiNg
*Hairline championship*
KSI: None can beat me!
Alex the Rambler: pfft try me peasent!
When someone confuses Prussia with russia.
*Triggering violently*
Alex: "as long as it doesn't include my hairline"
*probability of this succeeding.........0*
Because I’m learning how to speak German, when you mispronounced the ö in Königsberg, I died a little on the inside.
I don't know why I'm watching a video that in 12 days will turn 2 years. But I actually like to watch old videos 😂
Ostpreußen
Alex the Rambler! 2019
Ramfam please like
Estex why does the spelling matter
Ost... PREUSSEN?! FIX THE SPELLING MISTAKE, DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST DROP OF DEUTSCH BLOOD? LOOK AT THAT SMUG FACE, THIS KID THINKS HES DEUTSCH!!!
Alex: Well thi-
Everyone in the comment section: *HAIRLINE.*
Alex: This mod is overpowered
Also Alex: I'm not complaining
As a German I'm getting a bit of a heart attack. Prussia was a kingdom.
“So your just saying they can go around the wall”
Alex i hope you know
That’s exactly what France said when Germany blitzed through Benelux
If you remember when i commented this put in the next video
That was the point of the Maginot line and the Reich was lucky their 1940 push into the Ardennes even worked, it almost didn't, worst traffic jam in military history, Allied bombers had like 3 days to pick them off
David Calman well i wasnt trying to be realistic i just made this comment as a joke if you watched it it was from the mexico video where he tried to build a wall on the border with america a month or 2 ago
Oh yeah yeah you are everywhere
Prussian Soldior not me people with the same pfp but i dont like them anymore since the leader made T Series win im just waiting for when i can change my name
Who would win?
Victoria 3 release
Or
Time
"or" would obviously win
I clicked the link and subscribed to both you and the mod. So excited to play the game and watch your videos. Keep going dude
There were two surprises in this video;
A competent Italy
Alex winning
Daddy Drew vs the ram fams
Can we get a 10 hour version of you saying Ramblers Comment Corner
Alex: does anything
Everyone else: HAIRLINE
I just recently found your channel. I am very much enjoying your content!
No one:
Drew: *I only do spectator videos btw*
Alex: wanna be featured?
Everyone: comments jokes about hairline
Deam its 299 k subs almost 300 :) keep the good work
I can’t lose my voice I’m fading away -Alex the rambler well I think you have achieved that
Please just say east prussia. I cry everytime you try to pronounce ostpreußen :(
Same
isn't it like aust-pro-sin?
GeoPlayer123 more like aust-proysin with a very pronounced r
Austaproosiyon!
David Calman not really
Why didn't Mussolini recreate the Roman Empire?
Rambler: Mussolini was Autistic.
jude is that you from the artwork section?
Alex’s hairline is like the Maginot, the baldness traveled around it to attack.
When Rambler Stutters, the world shakes.
I lost my virginity at the mall...
Then i found it a week later in Canada
Nobody:
Alex: dON't MaKE fUn oF mY HaIRliNe
Prussian ingenuity: Increasing factory production of Hair-restoration paste so Alex can get some.
Fact: if germany got their money's value reduced by 0.0000000000000000001% every time rambler was -in- competent weimar would look like a child's birthday party
Then Germany would probably still have a monarchy and maybe be divided a little bit more
i clicked SO hard France cpitulated
again.
Your Genius is as Amazing as Kaiser Wilhelm’s mustache and hair
I just love Alex's need for viewer interaction to beat that algorithm.
"No hairline jokes."
*Entire comment section* : continues to joke about hairline
How could 1 person dislike this
Frenchs
Prussian mod: exists
Alex the Rambler: Let's just expand everywhere except the old prussian land
I quite enjoy these longer style videos
If the Prussian Empire still existed we would have colonies on all the planets in the universe
Nobody:
Alex: RaMbLEr’S CoMMEnT CoRnEr!
Dude, I love the new comment corner segment kalmar per thousand walled green omw
Ramblers skills in hearts of iron 4 is like luxemburg
Hey Alex you are better than Drew Durnil
Not about your hairline
(He said comment anything so long as it is ‘not about my hairline’
Oscar Cope wow we have the exact same name
Did you need to explain your joke?
Alex the Rambler: plays as Prussia
Germany:Prussian Glory intensifies
His hairline is looking like germany in 1944, messy as hell and falling back further and further
Literally No One:
Alex The Rambler: wHaT If pRusSiA StiL ExIsTeD?
Subscribers who have subscribed to alex the rambler because they want to see content from him:
Alex the rambler: thanks for subscribing i will now provide content for my subs
Corrected you
If you like your own video then you might have enough luck to get your hair back
Noone:
Steiner in Moscow: *fALLinG dOwN tHe sTairS*
Nobody: Alex is competent
Alex: I think I'm competent, mayyyyybeeeeeer
Imagine having to be carried by AI Germany and losing 400k manpower to poland, lol that would be really sad
I'll be in comments corner because of my name
My king the noodles attacking us from the south what should we do?
@@karlmaxx6892 what did you call me!
@@mrpingemperorofchina4454 my king but now nazi poland under the leadership of adolf winston has attacked us too.
German empire: your weak
Prussia: I’m you
Rambler having a normal hairline is as impossible as Mussolini bringing back the glory of the Roman Empire
P
Russia
P-Russia
Prussia
So Prussia is Russia and knowing that Prussia is Germany we can easilly say Germany is Russia
What? Nonono.
I'm Dutch,
Russia is Rusland
Prussia is De Preussen
So I don't think so
@@Zalidia i'm dutch speaking belgian so I know but it's just a joke
@@londegel
I know it's a joke. It was just joking back.
*sHoUlD bElGiUm AnD tHe NeThErLaNdS uNiTe?*
@@Zalidia no Belgium should annex the netherland *reversed Vienna award*
@@londegel
Haha no. Belgium could never win the fight with the sea the Netherlands is having. I don't say Belgium is dumb or weak, I'm just sayin that they don't have *SKILLS* to defend against the sea.
*alex runs out of ideas for original content*
"Ramblers comic coorneer!!!"
Ramblers comedy corner is as unwanted for us as Alexes hairloss is for him.
A wise old man once said: 3:58
Alex: 7:34
Also the wise old man: *dies* 9:39
New HoI4 mod
"What if...
Alex's hair lost WW1"
Ohhh damn it's already been done and the mod creator called it Reality
Day 1 saying 🅱️ until Alex notices me in the comments.
🅱️
Severe Ransack 🅱️
🅱️
🅱️
🅱️
🅱️
I liked the video, and then the grim reaper came to end my miserable life, thanks for the good luck, alex!
I wish there was a nation based on Alex. He could conquer the world one video at a time
Alex, singlehandedly keeping this game alive.
Nobody :
Alex : What's up Ram Fam!
Alex's voice went south faster than operation marketgarden
If you see a white plane its American, if its black its British . If you see nothing at all, its Alex The Rambler's hair line.
"Mr. Michael, in you go"
Alex the Rambler, 2019.
Alex: "no jokes about my hairline"
also Alex: puts in jokes about his hairline
"Slap my balls and call me a weiner" - Alex 2019 reacting to waffles holding the line against Hilter.
Ram Fam: *makes hairline jokes*
Alex, not wanting them to make jokes: no lads, don't make jokes
Ram Fam: *extensively makes even more hairline jokes*
alex: i fear no man
alex: but that thing
*hair falling off noises*
alex: that thing scares me
Alex’s hairline is as complex as the HRE in 1444
Alex the ramblers hair line reminds me of the German army in ww2 always retreating
Nobody:
Alex the Rambler: Creates Rambler's comment corner
Everybody: comments on his hairline
Alex the Rambler: *You weren't supposed to do that*
Alex hates hairline jokes as much his hair hates his scalp.
Love you Alex
"You like a Good dirp, don't you?"
-Rambler 2019...
Absolutely no one: ...
Rambler: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HAIRLINE!
Prusia: lets see how to be biger
Prusia:oh no it's not google
Everyone wants to know your location
me: alex the rambler is the greatest
randall: ALEX THE RAMBLERS COMMENT CORNER
Alex: Don’t comment about my hairline
Everyone: comments about his hairline
Alex playing as Wilhelm the second because he also knows what bad genes feel like
Rambler really out here flexing his juice box