When Germany discovered the bug in the Treaty of Versailles

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  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL ปีที่แล้ว +6098

    You forgot the Luftwaffe being a fleet of “cropdusters”. Also happily supporting Polish agriculture.

    • @shiyian
      @shiyian ปีที่แล้ว +475

      they were so good the polish crops turned german

    • @xGoodOldSmurfehx
      @xGoodOldSmurfehx ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah the Luftwaffe was a science project helping the soviets develop university of bombing

    • @bruhmann2833
      @bruhmann2833 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@shiyian bro😂

    • @Blue-Dule
      @Blue-Dule ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What?

    • @azurite_ore9647
      @azurite_ore9647 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Soviet Union: dont forgot about us

  • @diegodaza4140
    @diegodaza4140 ปีที่แล้ว +2624

    An interesting fact is that the 100,000 soldiers that the treaty limited to having were converted to skilled and professional officers, so that when they had a huge army, they also had a lot of leaders and generals ready

    • @redhausser7492
      @redhausser7492 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      Indeed. I've read somewhere that all soldiers were trained to carry on their duties and the duties of two ranks above, in case a rapid expansion of the army was needed.

    • @gggvvvjggbgg4517
      @gggvvvjggbgg4517 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      También leí que después de la rendición en ww1,reformaron su ejército para que solo los más capaces y hábiles se quedarán enlistados para que más tarde asuman el mando al agrandarse el ejército

    • @Heylanda-fb9xb
      @Heylanda-fb9xb ปีที่แล้ว +94

      And the most proficient and successful trainee are also given promotion to train new soldier when the time comes to rearm their military.
      These officers also gain further more experience from fighting German Socialist, border conflicts in Eastern Europe as militia and volunteer, Spanish Civil War as a formal combatant.

    • @ignacioasischeme836
      @ignacioasischeme836 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That was very interesting, since the treaty stipulated that the German army could only have 4,000 officers. 😅

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel the treaty started WW2 due to its unfairness for Germany

  • @luciano2432
    @luciano2432 ปีที่แล้ว +7845

    How humble is Germany with its fishing boats, its tractors and its police armies, an example to follow

    • @jeiku5314
      @jeiku5314 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Like Russia and Ukrane…

    • @warlloverespanol2897
      @warlloverespanol2897 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Well that fishing boat sunk one of the largest warships
      ¡Good fishing!

    • @panzermauschen2907
      @panzermauschen2907 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      mmmmmm yes the karabiner 98 kurz a very great "carbine"

    • @beefyblom
      @beefyblom ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@warlloverespanol2897 "ahhh, our first catch of the day!"

    • @MistorAnimation-wq3yc
      @MistorAnimation-wq3yc ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Немцы просто перфекционисты.
      Им нужно чтобы всë было идеально.

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green ปีที่แล้ว +983

    As a German I can confirm that we use police officers as soldiers, Naval ships as fishing boats and Panzers as tractors for agriculture.

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We also use aircraft as crop dusters and halftracks as commerce trucks
      Oh yeah don't worry about the moving buoys armed with 5 spear launchers and a weirdly shaped flashlight on the deck

    • @sounaksengupta1393
      @sounaksengupta1393 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Could I please get a Panzerkampfwagen VI Tiger? Pretty please? Does Porsche still make those for the domestic market? My potatoes need more lebensraum. 🥺

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sounaksengupta1393 Nein,sadly, porche only cares about profit they don't sell vehicles for farming anymore
      However we can intrest you in the flakpanzer IV wirbelwind for bee keeping

    • @sounaksengupta1393
      @sounaksengupta1393 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@cideltacommand7169 Dankeschon. I shall have the whole batch please. Those spitfire wasps are a pain in mein Hintern.

    • @CharaDreemurr_Undertale
      @CharaDreemurr_Undertale ปีที่แล้ว +6

      especially if it's for the polish agricultural growth, also french agriculture too

  • @Alkalus
    @Alkalus ปีที่แล้ว +6469

    German efficiency in a nutshell: Bending rules and finding loopholes whenever possible

    • @jiyu4227
      @jiyu4227 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      As long as the Finanz Amt doesn't find out.

    • @underwatermoon
      @underwatermoon ปีที่แล้ว +82

      An upside would be that the laws in germany are pretty loophole proof

    • @keonyang3332
      @keonyang3332 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Like most countries, not surprised.

    • @thatupsidedowncountryball
      @thatupsidedowncountryball ปีที่แล้ว +9

      remind me of when i was in school

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +41

      USA couple years later: ok japan this bomb right here makes giant mushrooms, hope you like it

  • @RoulicisThe
    @RoulicisThe ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    The part with US wasn't really accurate, since what happened was closer to :
    U.S : "Germany !"
    Germany : "Yes ?"
    U.S : "IS that tanks you're building ?!"
    Germany : "no, it's tractors, why ?"
    U.S : "I see... Wanna buy some spare-parts for cheap ?"
    Germany : "Heck yeah !"

    • @royalwolf7115
      @royalwolf7115 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Ok, in US's defense, they were having a tough time coming out of the great depression, and they were isolationists so most didn't care about them.

    • @Paal2005
      @Paal2005 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@royalwolf7115 Not even nearly as bad as Germany had it. The depression to the German economy was basically beating a severely ill person that recently barely managed to get on his knees. At least the US was standing strong before it hit.

    • @andrefasching1332
      @andrefasching1332 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ​​​@@Paal2005eh. Sure germany had to pay reparations but the hyperinflation was to a large degree goverment made in order to give them a better lever in renegotiating the treaty. It simply did not work very well and as a side effect helped the rise of various extremist elements

    • @samulikarjalainen6107
      @samulikarjalainen6107 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Actually they did not need any spare parts for their tanks. They only got some oil even after the British embargo mostly through Spain until 1943. GM also taught them how to make Blitz trucks but in reality most of their logistics was through horses. I think Curtis Hawk might have influence Stuka seeing how Göring bought some for Udet but that was hardly a crime since Soviet Union also bought a lot of stuff from the west like the Vickers tank for instance that was later developed for T26.

    • @仮-g5g
      @仮-g5g ปีที่แล้ว +8

      そういえばアメリカの資本家もドイツ相手に結構な金儲けしてたなあ。
      フォードとか、、、

  • @gamingsweetlynxx1476
    @gamingsweetlynxx1476 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    Apparently, the Soviet Union also decided to send police officers in tractors to help the polish farming industry! How kind of both the Germans and the soviets!

    • @kittiesandbotsgemini9892
      @kittiesandbotsgemini9892 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      They are the kindest persons

    • @nick335online
      @nick335online ปีที่แล้ว +208

      France and Britain were not so happy that Poland got all the support, so they decided to have Germany give them some support after the Belilux get's some surprise relief

    • @Sombra-lf6gm
      @Sombra-lf6gm ปีที่แล้ว +67

      And then ussr and germany started to know who's help is most helpest

    • @Thebattlecatbetterthanghenshin
      @Thebattlecatbetterthanghenshin ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Germany alsao give office police to help the france and ussr too. What a kind country

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except the were actually tractors and farmers when it came to the Soviets

  • @Hendricus56
    @Hendricus56 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    0:55 Just wanted to mention that the Anglo-German naval agreement allowed Germany enough tonnage for ~4-5 battleships and other warship types, meaning they didn't had to hide the existence of the Scharnhorsts and Bismarck classes. They did hide some design features etc though but that's relatively normal

    • @달빛바람-c1t
      @달빛바람-c1t 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think Maybe he want told Doich class Armorship

    • @Hendricus56
      @Hendricus56 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@달빛바람-c1t?

    • @akameISmL
      @akameISmL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But they do have to control how big the ships are

    • @user-ko7gk7wp5x
      @user-ko7gk7wp5x 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair though, that was signed in late 1935, when Hitler gained power in 1933, so there were a couple years where they would've built "deep sea fishing boats"

    • @Hendricus56
      @Hendricus56 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-ko7gk7wp5x The Scharnhorsts only began construction in 1935 though

  • @WhiteAnims2
    @WhiteAnims2 ปีที่แล้ว +3531

    The Allies also banned Germany from producing Rifles like the Kar98 but the allies allowed germany to produce Carbines for "self-defense", so Germany decided to "rename" the kar98 into sounding more like a Carbine, and making them a bit smaller.

    • @yukariakiyama3059
      @yukariakiyama3059 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      The Kar98 "kurtz".

    • @Heylanda-fb9xb
      @Heylanda-fb9xb ปีที่แล้ว +425

      Kar98 is exactly the name they used to exploit the treaty.
      They changed it from "Gewehr 98" to "Karabiner (Carbine) 98"
      Not only is the name changed, the gun itself is also got upgrade and known internally as Kar98/34

    • @horizoner2361
      @horizoner2361 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      so technically, the allies managed to give Germany the allowance to make rifles, except smaller, and therefore more easy to build

    • @Unknown1355
      @Unknown1355 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@horizoner2361 Not really, because the carbines were officially meant for security forces (incl. police!) and export. The weapon itself was the same length with some modifications to sights and so on.
      And unlike other commenters are suggesting, it was NOT the K98k. By 1935 Germany was openly rearming, so there was no need to conceal true intentions anymore. The actual rifles are 1923 Karabiner 98b and 1924 Standardmodell, though latter only started production in 1930s.

    • @vinteb7987
      @vinteb7987 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No wonder why they are shorter in WW2 than in WW1

  • @anon-qt3mo
    @anon-qt3mo ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "The Treaty of Versailles Is A Perfectly Balanced Treaty With No Exploits"

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What would they drink instead of Yorkshire Tea?

    • @elenion3019
      @elenion3019 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@elduquecaradura1468 Since it's Germany, they probably drink Beer

    • @andrasfabian6569
      @andrasfabian6569 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I understood that reference!

    • @otsokoskela7839
      @otsokoskela7839 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Glory to lord Spiff!

    • @tom170670
      @tom170670 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The Wilson plan might have worked, but the Treaty of Versailles, massivly influenced by France, started WW2.

  • @muffen1568
    @muffen1568 ปีที่แล้ว +1542

    We aren't conquering
    We are simply conducting a hostile takeover :D
    Big difference

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s not that they didn’t accept our ultimatum
      They simply were being a pest

    • @Ussonan-Foderation2016
      @Ussonan-Foderation2016 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Special military operation go brrrrrr

    • @mikeschmidt2526
      @mikeschmidt2526 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is not an raid, it's surprise-communism. Now everyone on the ground!!!

    • @gOgOoGAgA
      @gOgOoGAgA ปีที่แล้ว +45

      We aren't conquering
      We are simply conducting a special military operation
      😊

    • @gernhard.reinholdsen
      @gernhard.reinholdsen ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robert Habeck?

  • @9024tobi
    @9024tobi ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:20 is definitely my favorite part. America saying: Germany but to me it sounds like: Germoney😂

  • @ItzThaiAnimations
    @ItzThaiAnimations ปีที่แล้ว +1651

    I love Germany! Thank you for supporting the whole europe’s agriculture! Absolute beast

  • @konstantinosnikolakakis8125
    @konstantinosnikolakakis8125 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    0:32 The Treaty of Versailles actually has a section on police, border guards, and coast guards. It says that Germany is only allowed to have as many border and coast guardsmen as they had in 1914, and they’re only allowed to have as many policemen as they did in 1914, with adjustments in the number of policemen allowed based on population increase.

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Germany: Time To F-

    • @silask.7370
      @silask.7370 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guess a rapid increase in population is needed

    • @Superboy-jx3zv
      @Superboy-jx3zv ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Now there not police men, there national guard officers, any leader needs a personale ptrotection swuad of 3 milion soldiers uhh guard minimum

  • @blessedregentgamign
    @blessedregentgamign ปีที่แล้ว +265

    "according to the versailles treaty, you cant make 84,000 rifl-"
    "its a carbine"

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "Your army can't have SMGs!"
      "Okay, my police forces are buying a couple tens of thousands btw."

    • @rayan-games-2011
      @rayan-games-2011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "you can't have tanks!"
      "these? oh these are tractors bought by my agricultural ministry"

    • @marvinehre9770
      @marvinehre9770 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@rayan-games-2011you see, the german cattle is very aggressive.

    • @Emanuel-t5e
      @Emanuel-t5e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      germany also didn't have rocket artillery, it had "Nebelwerfer" = "smoke launcher".
      Coincidentally the smoke projectiles had the same size as explosive projectiles.

    • @magni5648
      @magni5648 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Emanuel-t5e Eh, that one's actually a bit different in it's story. The Nebeltruppe were the Germans' *chemical warfare* units in WWI, specialised in deploying gas and smoke screens. The original Nebelwerfer were specialised mortars for that task, and the Nazis later (well past the Treaty of Versailles losing all relevance) used the same designation as a codename for rocket artillery to keep it secret before first deployments.

  • @KK-lg7ll
    @KK-lg7ll 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    (潜水艦を指差して)
    「おいドイツ、あの船は何だ?」
    『あれはホエールウォッチングの船です』

  • @林燕平-x6q
    @林燕平-x6q ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Love the fact Germany called the Bismarck a deep-sea fishing boat at 1:05.

    • @Idk-wb4lf
      @Idk-wb4lf ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Four 380mm turret pov :

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      ​@@Idk-wb4lfHow else are you gonna catch that damn kraken infesting the Atlantic. You could satiate a famine in the Soviet Union with one of those.

    • @justarandompeople1780
      @justarandompeople1780 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      because it is

    • @osehesham1185
      @osehesham1185 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they were right . its a human fishing boat

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Too bad the fishing boat was sunk another fishing boat and now is a a quite literal deep sea fishing boat

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this is the first time I've seen animated countryballs and i love it. i love the little voices for the countries too

  • @NightspeakerR
    @NightspeakerR ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Allies: can't have any of these according to the treaty-
    Germany: *INITIATES THE LOOPHOLE SPEEDRUN OF THE CENTURY-*

    • @Jeffbonfro
      @Jeffbonfro ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Allies: according to this treaty y-
      Germany: eh fuck you. *proceeds to start the largest war in history*

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jeffbonfro*and lose a war they can’t win anyways*

    • @sansinator0889
      @sansinator0889 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Entente: According to the treaty you can not-
      Germany: 𝗡𝘂𝗵 𝘂𝗵

    • @Superboy-jx3zv
      @Superboy-jx3zv ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@The_whaleswell they nearly did, if only not for america

    • @DoughboyTommy
      @DoughboyTommy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@The_whales The Germans, if the Americans didnt come in, would absolutely have won the warr

  • @behelitt_
    @behelitt_ ปีที่แล้ว +86

    как только проблемы германия были решены, германские полицейские и тракторы отправились помогать своим соседям с безопасностью и развитием сельского хозяйства

  • @yuvraj122k
    @yuvraj122k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    1:45 tractor rotating.mp3

  • @demschiquito
    @demschiquito ปีที่แล้ว +367

    1:30 those are interesting tractors you got there germany...

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jannoten609wait why is it driving to Warsaw?
      -random Poland ball

    • @demschiquito
      @demschiquito ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jannoten609yeah indeed mein friend.

    • @DerMarschallDM
      @DerMarschallDM ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Están llevando democracia a Polonia ;D

    • @demschiquito
      @demschiquito ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DerMarschallDM Sí!! hasta que alguien entiende 😁

    • @DerMarschallDM
      @DerMarschallDM ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@demschiquitoclaro Alemania llevo democracia a toda Europa ;D

  • @jackduddle9449
    @jackduddle9449 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Liked the part about Germany sending tanks to Poland to "help with its agriculture" but in reality when Germany joined the league of nations the restrictions to the military posed by the treaty of versaille were lifted

  • @Ochiro4ka
    @Ochiro4ka ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Germany:It's tractors!
    Polish border guards at the 1st September of the 1939:AAAAAAAAAAAAH!TRACTOOOOORS!

  • @ClonianAnimation1000
    @ClonianAnimation1000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I have to go, polish agriculture is calling” got me

  • @germanballein
    @germanballein ปีที่แล้ว +276

    As a German we always do that.

    • @sansinator0889
      @sansinator0889 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ja, it was very efficient too! And Japan has been doing something similar recently

    • @Scotland_FREEEEDOOOM
      @Scotland_FREEEEDOOOM ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hmmm 🤔

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@sansinator0889They even have "manned pest control aircrafts"

    • @nintendofan1749
      @nintendofan1749 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Support Polish agriculture?

    • @florianbarkowski6856
      @florianbarkowski6856 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It worked brilliantly but because we became so good at finding loopholes, our bureaucracy has become a nightmare. Since germans are uniquely talented in finding loopholes and being as efficient as possible, the legislation had to become so nuanced that the tiniest thing possible now tends to need hours of worktime.
      A prime example of this is the bundeswehr, where it was not unheard of to wait multiple weeks for one pair of new socks.
      And it also the birth of many words, that give nightmares to people learning german such as: "Ettikitierungskontrollbuchüberprüfungsgesetz"

  • @19_.Bismarck._39
    @19_.Bismarck._39 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    0:48 schönes Schiff

  • @Leekmaster727
    @Leekmaster727 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Fun fact: the Germans and the British signed a Naval Agreement which says that the British gave the Germans ⅓ of their Naval power, so they kinda broke the Treaty of Versailles themselves

    • @m.taufikfatur603
      @m.taufikfatur603 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i think the treaty says germany may have warships up to 1/3 of royal navy total tonnage

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ​​@@m.taufikfatur603ope. It explicitly said no navy, save for 6 warships and 0 submarines.

    • @edwardhuggins84
      @edwardhuggins84 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Anglo-German Naval Agreement on 18 June 1935

    • @gggvvvjggbgg4517
      @gggvvvjggbgg4517 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@m.taufikfatur603los alemanes le vieron las caras cuando mostraron sus acorazados de bolsillo,más pequeños con menor tonelaje pero brutalmente armados y muy veloces😅😅

    • @xxnightdriverxx9576
      @xxnightdriverxx9576 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@gggvvvjggbgg4517the "pocket battleships" were just over glorified heavy cruisers. Slow (26knots) and weak protection (80mm thin main armor belt). Armament may look superior at first, but the low number of guns made getting enough hits in difficult, and the broadside weight per minute (so basically the damage per second) was routhly equivalent to heavily armed heavy cruisers like the japanese Takao class. The "pocket battleships" were nowhere close to being an actual battleship, not nearly strong enough to win against old WW1 era battleships.

  • @jacobyin5320
    @jacobyin5320 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Germany was also not allowed to have a lot of rifles, but had no restrictions on carbines, hence the main German rifle was the Karabiner 98, despite not actually having a shorter barrel.

  • @djrx7703
    @djrx7703 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    1:51 poland big brain moment 😂

    • @Razvan496
      @Razvan496 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂😂true true

    • @jayvi7762
      @jayvi7762 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Albo, Poland have reversed colors , white on top not red

    • @EnderHel
      @EnderHel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@jayvi7762In Countryballs Poland's flag is rotated

    • @Lucky04-23
      @Lucky04-23 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@EnderHelhuh?

    • @SpaceCatyplayz
      @SpaceCatyplayz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lucky04-23 bro thats the meme, a time that google map make poland upside down

  • @szymonkuczynski6064
    @szymonkuczynski6064 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As polish i can confirm that german Police officers driving a tractors help us in 1939

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:43 🇫🇷: *”You didn’t have to cut me off”*
    🇩🇪: *”and I took that personally”*

  • @TrafficConegamer-wg3vd
    @TrafficConegamer-wg3vd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🇩🇪 : we have hired a total of 3 million police officers~
    🇫🇷 : wha- (brain cell crashes)

  • @NeSeeger
    @NeSeeger ปีที่แล้ว +77

    You missed the part where they trained their pilots with gliders

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Look, some fish get aggressive. So you need a heavily armed and armored wars....fishing boat

  • @yoannkizozo6372
    @yoannkizozo6372 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Poland: its just police officers with thanks coming toward us.
    Also Poland: Wait...................................................uh oh no-

  • @mastergamer1238
    @mastergamer1238 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Actually the uk didn't stop Germany from building a navy fleet, they actually have a pact because the uk and us don't want France to become the strongest country in the Europe

  • @k3ose45
    @k3ose45 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    France:You can’t have an army of over 100,000 people!
    Germany: *yeah i know, that’s why this army has 99,999 people*

    • @supercat4539
      @supercat4539 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you could still have 100k

    • @tjg750
      @tjg750 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHY IS THAT SO TRUE😂😂😂😂

    • @Superboy-jx3zv
      @Superboy-jx3zv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well now we just have 3 armys with 100k men, legal and problem solved

    • @denvil6489
      @denvil6489 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I don't know what you're talking about, these men aren't in the army. These are actually Marines serving under the navy!

    • @macobuzi
      @macobuzi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The army consisted of 100,000 officers and 3 million polices to support them. Perfectly balance!

  • @gettotheGate
    @gettotheGate ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You forgot how they were not permitted to build or own conventional artillery, so they casually invented ICBM’s and the Space Age.

  • @canadaballplayz9999
    @canadaballplayz9999 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Germany actually named its tanks "Großtraktor" (large tractor in English) during the pre-WW2 period. After (funi mustache man) took over, this was completely disregarded and Germany just started producing more and more battle tanks

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The funny thing is. The soviets helped the german tank development. Oh how funny that turned out.

    • @чуваквкостюмеагента
      @чуваквкостюмеагента ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@marxel4444американцы тоже не отставали в поддержке Германии))

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@чуваквкостюмеагента despite what happend america was a lot more chill with germany at the peace deal then france. and lets not forget the marshall plan to rebuild germany

    • @wardasz
      @wardasz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@marxel4444 "despite what happend" WHAT? BECAUSE of what happened! America send some soldiers across the sea to fight some legendary enemy. And lost, what, 100k men? France on the other side lost more than milion killed, several milions wounded, some permamently. Large parts of it's territory was ocupied for 4 years, population displaced or under ocupation. Vast majority of the nation was traumatised, not as a colective, but on the personal level.
      Also, marshall plan was after WW2, not WW1. And it wasn't to rebuild germany, but to rebuild europe in general.

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@wardasz Im aware of the history if world war one and the effects it had.

  • @BlazeLycan
    @BlazeLycan ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yes, don't worry about those 4 giant gun looking things on the deep sea fishing ship. They shoot spears.
    And the tractors shot seeds to efficiently plant seeds over long distances.

    • @cideltacommand7169
      @cideltacommand7169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The treads on the tractors are there to turn over farmland in Poland don't worry

    • @lisaruhm6681
      @lisaruhm6681 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Our tractors need those guns, the wildlife here is crazy.

    • @macobuzi
      @macobuzi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Those gun were to hunt Krakens.

  • @Alkalus
    @Alkalus ปีที่แล้ว +37

    1:20 US calling Germany "Ger-money" 😂

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, they're not wrong...

  • @brycedunn4113
    @brycedunn4113 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "they are on the way to go help with Polands agriculture"💀

  • @Deatherplayz
    @Deatherplayz ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:07 it seems like germany is fishing countries

    • @IzzhAk
      @IzzhAk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

  • @kotho1671
    @kotho1671 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Germany is so nice to go "support" Poland

  • @Japanpb
    @Japanpb ปีที่แล้ว +58

    戦艦で漁業に行くところや、戦車で農業をするところは
    とても個性的で各国に好かれるでしょう(笑)
    あとgot CATさんの作品が大好きです!!
    特にイタリアが戦う動画が大好きで何回見たか自分でもわからないくらいです!
    長文失礼しました

    • @ハヤシライス太郎
      @ハヤシライス太郎 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      私も日本語のコメントを見て安心しました!

    • @Japanpb
      @Japanpb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ハヤシライス太郎 ヨカッター

    • @Japanpb
      @Japanpb ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ちなみになんの動画が好き?

    • @Japanpb
      @Japanpb ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @user-fr1ht2zo4z それな、こういう皮肉や滑稽を中心としたのは日本では少ないけど
      海外だと結構多いおが好き、例え国が違ってもなんとなく言っている意味がわかるようなのが
      ポーランドボールの特徴だよね

  • @moonwatcher4047
    @moonwatcher4047 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This almost made me laugh out loud in a restaurant. Well done! 😂

  • @Youravrageguy
    @Youravrageguy ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Allies: Germany you cannot have an army over 100,000 troops you have far exceeded that number
    Germany: who said they were people?

  • @maximkretsch7134
    @maximkretsch7134 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Actually the Entente powers claimed that the German disarmament would just be the beginning of a general European disarmament, but that someone had to do the first step. That Germany had done this first step and no one followed for over 15 years gave Hitler the perfect argument to go one step back.

  • @sviatoslavs.1305
    @sviatoslavs.1305 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "... hired 3 million police officers."
    I... should have expected that, and yet - I have not.

  • @glabglabglab-v7y
    @glabglabglab-v7y 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The treaty stated that germany could only have 6 battleships, this is exactly what I thought they’d end up doing💀

  • @ViveLaFranceViveLaPatrie
    @ViveLaFranceViveLaPatrie ปีที่แล้ว +24

    this countryball animation is the best

  • @lonely_gamerhdserver4274
    @lonely_gamerhdserver4274 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a German I can Confirm these are tractors, fishing ships and Police Officers😂💀

  • @cyrotic1557
    @cyrotic1557 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nah bro that "polish agriculture" part💀💀

  • @thelostar
    @thelostar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3 million police officers : it’s a very common thing😉

  • @alexnocraphole
    @alexnocraphole ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:38 Look on the bright side, crime won't occur anymore, because the police-to-citizen ratio would by 27-to-1!

  • @mat29nov
    @mat29nov ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Версальский договор: запрещает германии строить танки. Германия: Пылесос

  • @thirdboylol95
    @thirdboylol95 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    So generous for the Germans to lend some of their tractors and police officers to help Poland plow and maintain their fields

  • @黃色史萊姆
    @黃色史萊姆 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Europe 1930:German not allow having troops
    Europe 2024:German please get more troops

  • @dudaplay140
    @dudaplay140 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Yay! I was waiting for a new video. Best countryball channel!
    耶! 我正在等待新視頻!最好的鄉村球頻道!
    Oba! Estava esperando um vídeo novo! Melhor canal de countryballs!

  • @suchacap22003
    @suchacap22003 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    its great how they make each country speak their official languages

  • @antoanto8716
    @antoanto8716 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The legend's back!

  • @lechatrelou6393
    @lechatrelou6393 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Il Siracusano just seems weird in a non mafia context... Anyways, it gives me pleasant memories and a craving to play Arknights.

    • @strategy70
      @strategy70 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      まさかbgmがアークナイツのシラクザーノってことを知ってる人が居ることに感激

    • @Dodo-mc2vm
      @Dodo-mc2vm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe the link is that Germany is like...breaking the rules ?

  • @robyoung2204
    @robyoung2204 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You know your screwed when the Germans pull up with there tractors and there fishing boats!😂😂😂

  • @yaminightcore9325
    @yaminightcore9325 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Russia:- Can I also take part in polish agriculture😊

  • @PleasantPark-StarrySuburbs
    @PleasantPark-StarrySuburbs ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You didn't have -evah t'tndid uoY 2:04

  • @Th3Axol0tl
    @Th3Axol0tl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “they are about to go and support Polish agriculture” Bro💀💀💀

  • @Tony-oq3tl
    @Tony-oq3tl ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Germany is doing some illegal 200iq moves

  • @its994group
    @its994group ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:56 Tylko grupa niemieckich policjantów jadąca traktorami do nas*

  • @ahenwithatie69
    @ahenwithatie69 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    The one about the tank is actually true
    Hence the 1st few tanks they produced were called leichttraktor and grosstraktor

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Literally called them light tractors and heavy tractors or big tractors. And it worked somehow.

    • @leafenbark
      @leafenbark ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The guns on them were for self defense

    • @jameshailerthepostmaster4389
      @jameshailerthepostmaster4389 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@cookiedoughgaming4779 As the Founding Kaiser Intended.

    • @B-52H
      @B-52H ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@jameshailerthepostmaster4389Omg I'm dying

    • @Superboy-jx3zv
      @Superboy-jx3zv ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@leafenbarkno no they were to shoot the crops into the ground after plowing, why do people not understand the geniois of German engineering so often

  • @mr_cheese_haha
    @mr_cheese_haha ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Gott, ich liebe Animationen über Deutschland
    :3

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The first German tanks were really names „Grosstraktor” (big tractor).
    But I am suprised you did not mention how they developed most of they military tech in other countries too.

  • @_TheAutisticCupcake_
    @_TheAutisticCupcake_ ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yes! Another glorious Countryball animation from Cat God Animation’s!👌👌👌

  • @Bagusfarm2009
    @Bagusfarm2009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when an agreement made the German state almost lose its pride but it didn't change everything.

  • @pokemonde-se5tv
    @pokemonde-se5tv ปีที่แล้ว +26

    « Ce n’est pas une Paix, c’est une trêve pour vingt ans. »
    Maréchal Foch concernant le Traité de Versailles

  • @firephoenix7788
    @firephoenix7788 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:08
    As you can see, those 15 inch guns are used to blow up those pesky fish that keep sinking our boats.

  • @Myusernameaintyourbusiness
    @Myusernameaintyourbusiness ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Holy shit. This is brilliant.

  • @manfredhentz2783
    @manfredhentz2783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The "treaty" of versailles was a disgrace......hopefully they learned that lesson

    • @ThomasVWorm
      @ThomasVWorm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Treaty of Versailles was the consequence of the war of 1870/71 and how we humiliated France by the way we founded Germany.
      The treaty is not by accident made in Versailles.
      We Germans did obviously not learn our lesson.

  • @ブモこのちゃん-z5f
    @ブモこのちゃん-z5f ปีที่แล้ว +4

    すごいトラクターですねwww一体何の作物をドイツさんは作るのでしょうねwww😂とツッコミたくなりましたwww😂😂
    いつも日本語訳をつけて下さりありがとうございますm(__)m

  • @Bacon_trollz
    @Bacon_trollz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:53
    Poland 1: buddy, have you found anything?
    Poland 2: nope just an army of tanks coming towarda us😅

  • @night_aviation
    @night_aviation ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Das sind die Polizei" 💀

  • @maximomartin2529
    @maximomartin2529 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A bunch of tractors in Polish agriculture that's actually an invasion supported by Soviet tractors lol.

  • @atp1512
    @atp1512 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "They are about to go and support Polish agriculture" Got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidProductions11
    @DavidProductions11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Germany outsmarts an entire generation in just 2 minutes

  • @polishscribe674
    @polishscribe674 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I like how Germany drives to Poland in a Tiger when 98% of German armor in 1939 were Panzers I and II, the rest being early IIIs and IVs.

    • @justaplayer94
      @justaplayer94 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's a Later variant of the Panzer IV.

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justaplayer94 thanks for correcting me.

    • @adrien5262
      @adrien5262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@polishscribe674 For reference tiger 1s were much larger and had a more box like hull design then the Panzer IV in the video as well as it's tracks being much larger with an interleaving suspension design which looks a lot different then leaf spring design in the Panzer 4s tracks. (Or well for this later version of the Panzer 4 so that part depends on the model if I remember right but neither design looks anything like the Tiger 1 tank)

    • @M1A2C.
      @M1A2C. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justaplayer94 Correct, its a Panzer IV F2 specifically, it has the long 75mm but no smoke grenade launchers like the G and no add on side and turret armor like the H and J.

  • @MinecraftCCCP
    @MinecraftCCCP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    B站來的😂沒想到你在TH-cam也有帳戶(doge

  • @vagankirchev989
    @vagankirchev989 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I didn't know Germany invaded Indonesia

  • @whyisabhard
    @whyisabhard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ight but in all seriousness, Germany straight up said f*ck the treaty an rearmed. the league did not even do anything to stop him

    • @ThomasVWorm
      @ThomasVWorm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The league did not want to run into another war. After WW1 it is hard to blame them. They could not know, what we know, who can simply look back.
      We should do better and try to avoid WW3 - it will be a war with nuclear arms.

    • @whyisabhard
      @whyisabhard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ThomasVWorm they did try to prevent another war with the Munich agreement but Hitler did not follow what he promised. not to mention, Britain and France did not do anything to stop Hitler from invading Czechoslovakia as they wanted to bring him onto their side to fight against communism. but yeah , they did try to prevent ww2

  • @kromaggo2pl
    @kromaggo2pl 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Didn't know Germany invaded Indonesia to start wwII

  • @vincent_hall
    @vincent_hall 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like that they're talking their own languages.

  • @charadreemurr534
    @charadreemurr534 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cat-god never disappoints.

  • @antilar4579
    @antilar4579 ปีที่แล้ว

    Goddamn I really need more Countryballs content
    Subbed

  • @UniversalVibingIED2011
    @UniversalVibingIED2011 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:48
    I really wonder what the excuse for the entire U-Boat fleet would be.
    “Oh, no worry these are just underwater maintence vehicles, yeah yeah that’s it’s harmless.”
    “Completly harmless.”
    *Insert that wink Germany did and then just. A U-Boat on patrol in the Atlantic torpedoing A British merchant ship*

  • @Reds_Guy
    @Reds_Guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    a 3 million army ?
    NO A POLICE!

  • @republicoffoamland0714
    @republicoffoamland0714 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    雖然二戰的國家球影片主題不錯,但還是比較喜歡現代議題的國家球影片🙂
    (啊但是有貓神的國家球影片看就好了,畢竟影片裡面的所有國家球都很可愛🥰😇😘👍)

  • @SparkOfInspire79
    @SparkOfInspire79 ปีที่แล้ว

    'This channel is the best countryball animation i ever seen'

  • @yeehuei
    @yeehuei 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Voice like Siri 0:05

  • @BLINKPOP0_0
    @BLINKPOP0_0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a masterpiece btw i can't with the voices especially the french google voice 😭😂

  • @吳惟中-m9y
    @吳惟中-m9y หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    《支持波蘭農業》😂

  • @gamepower4708
    @gamepower4708 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i remember the first "tanks" germany build were litterally named "kleintraktor" (small traktor)