@@JonCrs10 an artist/designer who worked on bionicle durong the eras of Marhi Nui and "aerial-shitshow" Nui said that his plan for the makuta involved a "piñata maggot bomb" that would be dropped from the chest
@@cyborg_v271 reminds me of that workout supplement i have been reading about, but only saying a third would get my account locked, just to state how over the top it was. and yes: the world (not me) needs a gamer supps flavor called "CHOKING HAZARD" (its microplastic flavor) with real and artificial microplastics. we need more microplastics in our food so we shit credit cards and piss QR codes.
i know it's an ai voice but the pure aggressive emphasis it puts on for each word is perfect. he sounds like he's done 20th voice over commercial for the day and is just putting all his passive aggressiveness energy into this one
@@wealthybone2990 pretty sure Pohatu would have loved all those brown and tan pieces Finn and Grevious had, hell, even the way the Star Wars ultrabuild sets did the gearbox gimmick was way better, they spammed the hell out of silver, gold, and translucent colours in G2
just had a wicked cough out of nowhere, and after coughing into my hands, i opened my clasped fist to find half a dozen of rubber shadow leeches. keep these videos coming, they are silly!
I want to introduce bionicle to someone who has never heard of it by saying "the franchise's climax entails some tribal warrior cyborgs with jetpacks and hand canons fighting a satanic cult of anthro furry bat-cyborgs with both sides giving the local peasantry piggyback rides"
This is even better than the old Ratchet & Clank commercials that just went "screw it" and had the cast members playing with real life versions of all the weapons and destroying the neighborhood.
Holy shit. Seeing them in the packaging at the end fired every neuron in my brain at once. Ancient memories of riding home from the store with a new Bionicle. Reading the booklet and starting to put it together in the back of the car. Already fantasizing about the cool fights it's gonna have with my other toys. Thinking about what parts I can mix and match to improve my other Bionicles. The distinctive smell of the plastic. The satisfying "SNAP!" as you clicked the joints together. Goddamn that was a good toy, haha.
to be honnest , this is what bring me into bionicle , now i know all off the lore and own some sets that i buyed online without asking my parents first and with what i can choke on.
The narrator's voice somehow makes this bionicle commercial into something that might've been aired in the WH40k universe lol. Like, the voice has the same vibe as some of GW's commercials.
i just found this channel and these bionicle videos make me fucking laugh. subbed on the spot. can't wait for more grilled salmon, and other things that one should probably not eat.
At firstI thought this was simply gonna be a compilation of shots of the most chocking-hazard-esque Bionicle pieces as shown in every Bionicle ad, but less than 2 seconds into the video and I’m laughin my A$$ OFF!!! 🤣🤣💀 As someone who’s been a Bionicle fan since the late 2000s I approve this message! _THIS_ is what Bionicle was made for!
Fun fact, the "Deadly Pinatas" were first called "Napalm Maggot Bombs" in development.
In the words of Giorno: "That's bullshit, but I believe it"
Yes, as we learned recently!
@@JonCrs10 an artist/designer who worked on bionicle durong the eras of Marhi Nui and "aerial-shitshow" Nui said that his plan for the makuta involved a "piñata maggot bomb" that would be dropped from the chest
Question
Do shadow leeches stick to matoran
@@beancraver4048 in-Universe or IRL?
“Go online before asking your parents first”
What an absolute menace
I completely missed that!
Right after saying multiple words that normally aren't used in kids' media.
Out of everything in this commercial that was what horrified me the most. 😂
When city kids under 6 these days have $1200 iphones, I don't think they'll ask first.
I require by law that you redo every single Bionicle commercial in this format.
Yummy barraki squids...
I second this
I third this
The fucking Green Day promotion
I fourth this and fifth this because why not?
the words can't express how important this video is
What is blud doin
Hey man good to see you
how ya doin James, wasnt expecting to see you here
James have you bought a bionicle yet?
This Will effect Lebron's legacy
". . . and unbelievable new choking hazards". Dude, this video IS a choking hazard. Lost my breath because of laughing.
i agree
sounds like he is advertising a new flavor "UNBELIEVEABLE CHOKING HAZARD"
sounds like some fucking over-the-top monster energy flavor.
Same bro
@@JHenryEden He will have a Gamersups sponsorship soon with his new flavour
@@cyborg_v271 reminds me of that workout supplement i have been reading about, but only saying a third would get my account locked, just to state how over the top it was.
and yes: the world (not me) needs a gamer supps flavor called "CHOKING HAZARD" (its microplastic flavor) with real and artificial microplastics. we need more microplastics in our food so we shit credit cards and piss QR codes.
“Buckle the F*** up, kiddos, and get ready for more parental complaints than ever before!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's my new favorite line, I want that on a t-shirt.
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i know it's an ai voice but the pure aggressive emphasis it puts on for each word is perfect. he sounds like he's done 20th voice over commercial for the day and is just putting all his passive aggressiveness energy into this one
I didn’t know it was ai now I’m sad
I need this AI voice so I can use it 😭
"Bionicle is blasting the fffffUCK off
the “fuck off” was so genuine
it's AI!?! the fuck has this world come to
The clusterfuck of energy that is karda Nui is super accurate.
The world of Bionicle is just one cool cluster fuck
@@Concerned_Custodian exactly
matoro died for nothing
@@Kikker861 matoro died :(
Matoro is kil?? 😭😭😭
"BIONICLE IS BLASTING THE FUCK OFF" is the greatest thing i ever heard.
That shit was funny😂
See, this is precisely what G2 Bionicle was missing
This, and the missing colours and new pieces that Lego instead gave to the Star Wars ultrabuild sets
@@dunkanbulk14 wait what? Really? Is there an example?
@@wealthybone2990 pretty sure Pohatu would have loved all those brown and tan pieces Finn and Grevious had, hell, even the way the Star Wars ultrabuild sets did the gearbox gimmick was way better, they spammed the hell out of silver, gold, and translucent colours in G2
"Go online before asking your parents first."
The mentality of literally any child wanting to do anything ever XD
Can we apreciate phantoka pohatu for always having broken wrist when he isnt flying...such dedication to his job
I feel like Adult Swim should run commercials like this for grown toy hobbyists.
I’d agree
PTSD Action man
Aka soyboys with arrested development
truly a [as] moment
just had a wicked cough out of nowhere, and after coughing into my hands, i opened my clasped fist to find half a dozen of rubber shadow leeches. keep these videos coming, they are silly!
If you’re a Makuta, then you must die.
total makuta death
Gravity may hurt, but my sides hurt _a _*_lot_*_ worse_ after seeing this! 😂
Makuta surely was the master of choking hazards, especially with those "gummies"
“clog up their windpipes faster than you can say Product liability lawsuit” got me rollin 💀
I’ll never forget seeing this commercial for the first time. Shocking how he can curse on a children’s ad like that. Revolutionary.
I never thought I'd hear someone nail the narrator's voice this well
It’s a deep fake
ElevenLabs AI
@☆aviator☆ Its still real for me, i can hear it
@@thexplodenator3007I never believed AI could actually be funny, but here we are.
@@timefades9689you're not real
Hearing him say "The Toa Nuva are busting their @$$es" has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
Each hazard choked separately.
I want to introduce bionicle to someone who has never heard of it by saying "the franchise's climax entails some tribal warrior cyborgs with jetpacks and hand canons fighting a satanic cult of anthro furry bat-cyborgs with both sides giving the local peasantry piggyback rides"
"Go online before asking your parents first." Really got me.
That opening line hit me like a damn semitruck. Didn't know what to expect with a title like that, but certainly wasn't left disappointed
I clicked on this looking for a bit of nostalgia, as soon as the first line was delivered it was both almost believable and fucking hilarious. 😂
This is genuinely one of the funniest channels I've seen in a while
This is quickly becoming one of the most popular BIonicle videos ever and I'm all for it.
Lol, much competition for it?
That's gotta be an AI voice, it's just too perfect
I think it's the guy who voiced it originally just having fun.
Source: a friend who heard it from a friend so idk
he sounds so serious its impossible to resist laughing.
Your commitment to the choking hazard joke makes this by far the best of the series.
Lego really missed out on making actual gummies with the molds they used for the toys.
Bonus points if they included a real one in each bag
0:05
😂 unbelievable new Chocking hazards! 😂
Bionicle fans in 2008: Discussed lore, theorized for the future and reviewed sets.
Bionicle fans in 2023:
Bionicle had fans?
Yes, and it was great! Until LRGO canceled it :(
I’ll beg Lego to make you their commercial director if bionicle ever comes back
Rather than trying to come up with new genres, should Lego just
re-release discontinued sets? (e.g including from the 90s)
This summoned up a laugh from the deep down. Job well done, thank you.
"Fire your sky blaster at those little bastards, and clog up their wind pipes faster than you can say product liability lawsuit!"
Best sentence ever
"BIONICLE IS BLASTING THE FFFFFUCK OFF."
I do love me some unbelievable new choking hazards 😂 I don’t think I’ve been so exited to see a new upload from a channel
If you didn’t nearly choke to death on a Bionicle toy then you have no childhood
This is how we saw those commercials as kids
Bionicle is blasting the fffffuck off with Crazy ass motherfucking wings and weapons and unbelievable new chocking hazards.
-Bionicle guy (2023)
This is like a video nostalgia version of “extreme advertising”
Need more of this
Growing up with these taught me two things; Learning about mechanisms and the other was being committed to being a nuisance.
“Fake irresistable GUMMIES” sent me
The fake gummies really were something else
This is even better than the old Ratchet & Clank commercials that just went "screw it" and had the cast members playing with real life versions of all the weapons and destroying the neighborhood.
Laughed my ass off at this, you gotta make one for every commercial dude 😂
Holy shit. Seeing them in the packaging at the end fired every neuron in my brain at once. Ancient memories of riding home from the store with a new Bionicle. Reading the booklet and starting to put it together in the back of the car. Already fantasizing about the cool fights it's gonna have with my other toys. Thinking about what parts I can mix and match to improve my other Bionicles. The distinctive smell of the plastic. The satisfying "SNAP!" as you clicked the joints together. Goddamn that was a good toy, haha.
Yeah and the hairline cracks in all of tanma's socket joints
Phantoka was the last bionicle set I liked. It wasn't great, but it was still fun.
I actually choked on a Bionicle piece as a kid and convinced my friends mom not to tell my mom so she’d let me get more Bionicle in the future
This was such a pleasant treat in my bionicle rabbit hole deep dive. Thank you
dude amazing please create forever. still laughing at the bicycle chains and pencil shavings joke btw
this just unlocked the floodgate of memories with Bionicles. thank you
Nah, it's sad and scary that ai is already this good at imitating voice
I will always regret not having more bionicle as a kid.
luckily bricklink exists
to be honnest , this is what bring me into bionicle , now i know all off the lore and own some sets that i buyed online without asking my parents first and with what i can choke on.
Dude I haven't been so close to dying from just laughter in my LIFE. that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
this is art, pure art.
When I gave this to my kid he was speechless. Truly breathtaking gift.
The narrator's voice somehow makes this bionicle commercial into something that might've been aired in the WH40k universe lol. Like, the voice has the same vibe as some of GW's commercials.
i just found this channel and these bionicle videos make me fucking laugh. subbed on the spot. can't wait for more grilled salmon, and other things that one should probably not eat.
Someone needs to legitimately extend the 4 minute long Bionicle narration with this ai
I feel blessed getting this suggested
what do you MEAN the person who made the best remix of Get Your Wish I've ever heard is also THIS FUNNY
“Fake irresistible gummies” had me fucking dying 😂😂😂
i cannot get over the way he says "blasting the ffffuck off!"
I was NOT ready for how intense this thing started
I immediately started laughing and didn't stop until the ambulance arrived 🤣
The fake gummies are irresistable indeed.
“J-Jared.. Th-That’s not what was in the script..”
bruh I cant, these are soo good I need to check out ur music right NOW
These new Bionicle commercials be getting crazy.
This made me laugh so unreasonably hard oh my lord
This made me laugh harder than ive laughed in weeks. Thank you for this video LMAO
Love how the commercial's plot is just adults trying to kill other people's kids... meanwhile protecting their own.
"Go online before asking your parents first." I was already doing this back in the late 90s
The bionicle goldmine we've gotten thanks to AI makes me so happy
"the fuckoff" love how he said it so hard
This is exactly what the spot sounded like to a child. Amazing
At firstI thought this was simply gonna be a compilation of shots of the most chocking-hazard-esque Bionicle pieces as shown in every Bionicle ad, but less than 2 seconds into the video and I’m laughin my A$$ OFF!!! 🤣🤣💀 As someone who’s been a Bionicle fan since the late 2000s I approve this message!
_THIS_ is what Bionicle was made for!
This would have only make me want them 1000 times more, damn!
The nostalgia, the comedy!
"Unbelievable new choking hazards" has brought me to actual tears
the voice caught me off guard and its so fucking funny please i want more
there’s more im so happy
This is so wonderful I can't even describe it!
This made me laugh harder than I have in a while, thanks
The voice actor is genuine perfection from the original
I did not know I needed this as a bionicle fan. I really did need this. This is awesome!
Holy shit this was fucking spot on😂
I’m not too familiar with Bionicle so as soon as I heard the narrator swear my heart dropped harder than the beat on an Ice Spice song
Clueless foreigners: "yay americans finally rebel against their restrictive product certification system"
This is my new favorite online video. I love this so much
2008 IS GOING TO BE SO WICKED!!!
Oh man, i'm crying. I miss Bionicles so MUCH!
I was not alive when the first bionicle came out , that is why i am pretty darn happy they’ve made a reboot in 2016
I'm so glad you made this cause. The bionicles are coming back in 2025, and plus, it's funny.
Oh no…I did chew those fake gummies.
Please do 2005 titan commercial! Please!
This is my favorite video on the internet now
Hilarious dialogue and a legit cool toy commercial playing. Love how even the voice sounds like an old edgy toy commercial voice.