when you have a REALLY good turn in a card game

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  • @r3dsunl1ght15
    @r3dsunl1ght15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13534

    “Ok, you can stop now. You win.”
    “No, no. I want to see how much I beat you by.”

    • @J3Puffin
      @J3Puffin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      I cannot tell you how many times my friends and I have said this in some context. Magic, YuGiOh, DND, the Touhou TCG…so many “wait let me add up my overkill real quick” moments…

    • @Borchert97
      @Borchert97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@J3Puffin I was doing an OTK in Yugioh and had to go and see how much damage I could actually do and I did 60k damage to my friend LOL

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      @@J3Puffin One of the worst things about MTG Arena is that people will concede right in the middle of your really good turn and you don't get the satisfaction of seeing their health number drop deep into the negatives.

    • @TheNeilBlack
      @TheNeilBlack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @GorillaRed85 Yep. Always let them finish. It's the greatest feeling when you get to pull off the thing your deck is built around doing, and I wouldn't deny them that satisfaction.

    • @RavenMobile
      @RavenMobile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You're one of the good ones. I do the same thing in Chess when my opponent wants to get the mate, but I can't win. Let them have their fun... and frankly I can't count the number of times these players make a mistake and allow me to get a Stalemate draw! That's always good .for a snicker and head-shake. Especially when they have a huge lead, 7 pieces to your solo King or whatever.

  • @LilGhostlyX_X
    @LilGhostlyX_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22745

    This is how my mom uses coupons at Walmart:
    This is what it sounds like to the cashier:

    • @zekeledesma48
      @zekeledesma48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      underrated comment

    • @thisguyispeculiar
      @thisguyispeculiar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      True dat XD

    • @floorcat7985
      @floorcat7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So underrated

    • @zombieedrea
      @zombieedrea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      former cashier here. this is 10000% what it sounds like and at that point i pretty much just want to give them the shit for free so they'll go away lmao.

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      As a former cashier, people who do that are the worst and should be banned from the store

  • @deangully1959
    @deangully1959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5523

    Keep in mind, hes still in the preparations phase. The attack phase is not in sight.
    The only one that is,
    *The cheese tasting phase*

    • @Pehz63
      @Pehz63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Cheesus Christ.

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That's a marsala damage

    • @betatester9469
      @betatester9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wait,the fact that he has the black bree means he is playing the controversial 1996 edition so if he plays the dairy diner in the cheese tasting phase he can jump straight to the attack phase which multiplies his colorless cheese chakras by 5

    • @nightmare-ps8mm
      @nightmare-ps8mm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Legend has it he's still hasn't got all the cheeze

    • @FuneralParty-rsf
      @FuneralParty-rsf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Totaly Yugioh online nowadays 1st turn 3 seconds 4 cards in hand 1 card on the field, same turn later 10 cards in hand 10 cards on the field 20 cards in the graveyard 10 cards left on deck, opponent left a while back.

  • @nicoarrigoni3898
    @nicoarrigoni3898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    My uncle is a MTG og and still loves it to this day so whenever we have a family reunion or something like that he asks me if I wanna play a few matches. I’m not the best at it but it’s so funny to see him going extremely into detail explaining his turns. He probably has more fun than me playing it but it’s still nice little memories.

    • @YesIts_Sam
      @YesIts_Sam ปีที่แล้ว +52

      This was so sweet to read, thank you for sharing. ❤

    • @kilianfirebolt
      @kilianfirebolt ปีที่แล้ว +47

      My dad is a MTG og he still has a black lotus and some other rare old cards. He used to do tournaments in germany

    • @Sasuhinagirl1
      @Sasuhinagirl1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sounds like an adorable version of yugioh 😂

    • @emperornapoleon6204
      @emperornapoleon6204 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s awesome! I’ve been playing since 2012 and recently got into Old School MTG. Epic format!

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wholesome 100

  • @ze_tro1868
    @ze_tro1868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63149

    This the true definition of how teachers want you to answer a easy question

    • @yadatada5556
      @yadatada5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

      Bruh im dead this comment is actually underrated

    • @9bladesofice
      @9bladesofice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

      What was the author thinking when he wrote this passage? Answer: Something like the video that's crazy. What the author actually probably thought about: How can I connect these thoughts in either a clear way, or a way to look extremely clever.

    • @user-re9zb9dr4n
      @user-re9zb9dr4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      _s w e a t s_

    • @victory1883
      @victory1883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      I'm going to define this as pain to my therapist

    • @mystic2307
      @mystic2307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Pls no.....

  • @anything6833
    @anything6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17948

    When your friend keeps doing combos, but you’re new so don’t know if he’s cheating

    • @mrshadow7085
      @mrshadow7085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Lol

    • @asabrunk47
      @asabrunk47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      yashveer Wassan good job with correct use of your and you’re I commend you

    • @oathy
      @oathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      DaPinkBublé why so toxic he was complementing him

    • @anything6833
      @anything6833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@asabrunk47 Thank you, I appreciate the compliment.

    • @kidrenyui384
      @kidrenyui384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@asabrunk47 he used it properly lmao

  • @justincider6940
    @justincider6940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7936

    2 days later he’s like: “that’s just the beginning of your defeat”

    • @Senpai_Azuru
      @Senpai_Azuru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "Just let me have my turn!!" XDDD

    • @matika444
      @matika444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      "And now that I have 285 027 284 274 cheese, I unlock the cheese skyscraper which gives me 1000 more cheese output and 50 attack bonus"

    • @10DollarAssassin
      @10DollarAssassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      “Then with the cheese skyscraper I can make a important meeting and get 5 work ethic cards and 20 dairy dollars. I then use the dairy dollars to buy the cheesasaurus rex as a marketing technique. The cheesasaurus gets me 30 extra dairy dollars and allows me to build the cheese planet. I make the cheese planet a tourist attraction and it gets 15 dairy dollars. Then I bring the cheesasaurus to the cheese planet and make Jurassic cheese getting me not only a big cheesasaurus getting me 20 attack but it also give me the ultimate cheese. I use the ultimate cheese on your cards to get them on my side. I then use the cheesy impostor card and now I have 100 attack. I then use my impostor to bring down your buildings then that is only the middle of ur defeat”

    • @Senpai_Azuru
      @Senpai_Azuru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Why are we still playi----"

    • @wakeeb3615
      @wakeeb3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      “I’m gonna go home I’ll be back in a few weeks”
      “Good that’s all the time I need to set up the cheese marketing phase

  • @1LoveGame2
    @1LoveGame2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    When your opponent literaly uses a "cheese deck" to win a match.

  • @mariasullivan493
    @mariasullivan493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7794

    “I don’t think that card’s even legal anymore.”
    LMAO

    • @emiles8871
      @emiles8871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Yu-Gi-Oh flashback

    • @Jonymankitty
      @Jonymankitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      It's actually a reference to a Magic the Gathering card "Black Lotus".
      Infamous for being the most expensive MtG card, but literally giving you only 3 colorless mana... but it's also illegal in tournaments

    • @TheMyuken
      @TheMyuken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      @@Jonymankitty it's mostly illegal because with it and a good combo you can win turn 1 before the opponent could even play

    • @akio3748
      @akio3748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      MTG flashbacks

    • @drowsyCoffee
      @drowsyCoffee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@TheMyuken That sounds like most of Yugioh's strong decks. Seems like all card games are destined to degrade into pure OTK nonsense

  • @zatrioxjet7170
    @zatrioxjet7170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    "Hey, you ever played that new card game?"
    "Yeah, had one game with a friend of mine."
    "Oh, so you must know the basics, then."
    "Not really, it was his turn first, and in that one turn he played half the cards in the deck, built an entire cheese empire and I lost for some reason. And that turn took about an hour to end."

    • @gonzalosoto272
      @gonzalosoto272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Underrated comment

    • @bastion5686
      @bastion5686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Modern day yugioh in a nutshell. I remember when we just attacked with 1800 attack monsters, and your friend got 1900 attack monsters to attack your 1800 attack monsters, but then you pulled out 2000 attack monsters, and then they pulled out the 2400 attack goblin attack force, but then it had 0 defence so you killed it with kuriboh! Then they attacked it with their blue eyes white dragon and you died, that was fun.

    • @ferakin
      @ferakin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bastion5686 Ah, remember when Jinzo was like a big fucking deal...

    • @tpat90
      @tpat90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ferakin Good times

    • @cacsm_
      @cacsm_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      100th like

  • @sluggknight7130
    @sluggknight7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7617

    Me : * goes easy on my brother *
    Brother : you're so bad at this game lol
    Also me :

  • @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head
    @Cow-Moth-With-A-CRT-Head 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +247

    And now, 5 years later, Holy Cow has been revealed for Outlaws of Thunder Junction, bringing us one step closer to being able to create somersaulting cheese factories

    • @danielcurren2119
      @danielcurren2119 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Don’t forget the cheese stands alone!

    • @lunondisposable5382
      @lunondisposable5382 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm pretty sure there's at least a few cards in the Un-sets that trigger when you spin a card 360 degrees around

    • @TheScreamingFedora
      @TheScreamingFedora 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just pulled that card the other day lmao

    • @nodot17
      @nodot17 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@danielcurren2119 I misinterpreted cheese STANDs for sec

    • @KomoliRihyoh
      @KomoliRihyoh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Buddy, you're not gonna believe this, but-

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9215

    The worst is when they surrender before you can unleash the whole combo

    • @justarandomdude3050
      @justarandomdude3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Yeah, it's rlly so bad, my friends just say I cheated and let me restart the whole game and when they almost won, they quarrel and restart the whole game again

    • @ChibiTails
      @ChibiTails 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@justarandomdude3050 Sounds like your friends need to grow a pair and learn some sportsmanship.

    • @justarandomdude3050
      @justarandomdude3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@ChibiTails yep, i told my teacher today, card games, video games, even sports, he told me i need to get some real friends

    • @williamstoneman6977
      @williamstoneman6977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@justarandomdude3050 did you tell your teacher to teach a real subject?

    • @justarandomdude3050
      @justarandomdude3050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@williamstoneman6977 nah, just a break, our teacher gave us a break for 30 minutes to play

  • @agh9224
    @agh9224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34505

    It’s all fun and games until the cheese factory does a somersault

    • @shinysilverstardust
      @shinysilverstardust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      * sings: "cheese factory" on sweet victory melody because of your icon *

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Vegans run in fear

    • @RenegadeScooter
      @RenegadeScooter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Yet I have Vegan level 100 because I started eating vegan at a young age, allowing me just enough time to hone my vegan craft. I now possess the ability to summon any cheese alternative I want. Therefore, A SOMERSAULTING CHEESE FACTORY AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME.

    • @invictus7736
      @invictus7736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RenegadeScooter But I thought vegans don't eat cheese?

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@invictus7736
      Some do,some don't.

  • @FlipaDipDipp
    @FlipaDipDipp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5988

    "Somersaulting cheesefactory" is now a term we use among friends when someone's turn gets out of hand :'D

    • @SomethingBoutEclipse
      @SomethingBoutEclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      What was the biggest turn you or one of your friends made?

    • @arwin1794
      @arwin1794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      A 30 minute long chain lol

    • @seth2250
      @seth2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@arwin1794 A guy I used to play with once took an hour long turn in EDH, I responded with an hour and a half

    • @Jpx0999
      @Jpx0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@arwin1794 did he achevied the chesse tasting phase?

    • @Elvalley
      @Elvalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I once told a friend if he ever planned to move to the Cheese Tasting Phase. He didn't get it, but the rest of us did.

  • @johkonut
    @johkonut ปีที่แล้ว +3503

    I used to think, "wow what a high production value for this video" but now I think sungwon actually tried to make a cow milking card game and decided to just use it for a video

    • @joelmcknight9995
      @joelmcknight9995 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Now that you point this out I can’t unsee it

    • @abbycollins
      @abbycollins ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Actually, the yetee actually made merch based off these cards! I came here from the store, an officially liscened version of Legendairy!

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I don't think so because if he was making a card game why would the cards have a magic the gathering back

    • @bocasuja22
      @bocasuja22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MarcTelang this is actually a common practice for home made cards,you just buy cheap mtc cards tu use as backings.

    • @2stral
      @2stral 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@MarcTelang...prototyping?

  • @highertide7315
    @highertide7315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3982

    This man actually made descriptions for the cards.
    That’s dedication.

    • @schrottinator
      @schrottinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      and he forgot the mana costs.

    • @Lu4455
      @Lu4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “good job”

  • @IndigoTowerProfessor
    @IndigoTowerProfessor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12617

    The one counter to his whole turn is the "lactose intolerant card"

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      That would mean all cheese and milk type damage are reverted back to the other player.

    • @druvbopanna5879
      @druvbopanna5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Lactolerant mirror force.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      That’s what happens when you believe in the heart of the cards

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh SNAP

    • @-spicy_avocados4678
      @-spicy_avocados4678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      “You have activated my trap card, bad gas! Since I have lactose intolerant on the battlefield, it triples the damage and I win”

  • @signedtundragaming2089
    @signedtundragaming2089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21002

    This man has created a cheese empire in one turn. How.

    • @TheSteelSoulGuy
      @TheSteelSoulGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

      Its that damn good work ethic

    • @kekyoin1261
      @kekyoin1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@TheSteelSoulGuy good job

    • @Nikkigishi
      @Nikkigishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      God powers

    • @bradostrowski4870
      @bradostrowski4870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Forget empire he created a cheese Galaxy

    • @Nikkigishi
      @Nikkigishi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@bradostrowski4870 yes yes he has

  • @YawgmothWasRight
    @YawgmothWasRight 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    I can't believe they made a real Magic card out of this skit

    • @jackeea_
      @jackeea_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Dairy Cow - {G} - 2/1
      Creature - Cow
      Grazing type (This creature enters with five milk counters for each Forest and/or Plant you control)

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Well. "real"

    • @Darkchipper07
      @Darkchipper07 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right 😂

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5240

    I've seen every episode of Yu-gi-oh, I will gladly watch 30 minutes of him setting up the cheese tasting phase

    • @1_Trident
      @1_Trident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I dropped out season 2 with the Egypt dude

    • @kimberlyjolley3313
      @kimberlyjolley3313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mad man

    • @nob7268
      @nob7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @leonsgaming8123
      @leonsgaming8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've seen all of the episodes ending with the last episode of vrains

    • @person3962
      @person3962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@1_Trident BRO REALLY? BUT MARIK’S ARC WAS THE FUNNIEST ESPECIALLY IF YOU WATCHED YUGIOH ABRIDGED 💀

  • @nocontentatall1858
    @nocontentatall1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4005

    In one turn, he went from milking cows to being dairy president of the galactic health organization.

    • @inyoface5456
      @inyoface5456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Of the *lactic* health organization

    • @rayyanrafat5547
      @rayyanrafat5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's the best comment here...wait for a month until u get a thousands of likes...

    • @rsodrealm
      @rsodrealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect

    • @jayinterrobang
      @jayinterrobang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rayyanrafat5547 bEeN a MoNtH bUdDy

    • @taxevasiongaming
      @taxevasiongaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @ackee39
    @ackee39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6062

    Can we all appreciate this man made an entire card game about cheese for this one video

    • @ColeJ_23
      @ColeJ_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Moogic: The Grazing is featured in way more than one video...

    • @ColeJ_23
      @ColeJ_23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @Yevgeny Allen Kristoffe Alverio Well yeah, it’s a very in-depth game. But he made the card game itself for more than one video, if it was limited to this one we’d never have been graced with Count Cornelius Cheddar or Brie Breaker

    • @ComicFan83
      @ComicFan83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I want to buy this so fucking bad.

    • @bluecapybara123
      @bluecapybara123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @ackee39
      @ackee39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this got 1k likes what
      im just happy enough people still watch this for a recent comment to get 1k in 2 weeks lol

  • @HupfderFloh
    @HupfderFloh 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    1:48 Cheesus Christ

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10010

    I just got into card games and this is so accurate. The fact you have to explain every step out loud really makes you feel like an anime character explaining their overcomplicated attack.

    • @TrueLadyEvilChan
      @TrueLadyEvilChan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Yeah I love it so much

    • @NFITC1
      @NFITC1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      It's a rule of CCGs. The rules are already so convoluted that you have to explain your reasoning.

    • @Imadumbdoodoohead
      @Imadumbdoodoohead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      When you go infinite in EDH it feels like an anime character doing their finisher. Double style points if the combo involves your commander.

    • @michaelkincannon4482
      @michaelkincannon4482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      "I play Pot of Greed! This allows me to draw two more cards!" me, 2022, a mtg player who doesn't know a thing about yu-gi-oh

    • @Familiarpossessedjules
      @Familiarpossessedjules 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      For me it depends on who I'm playing. If it's ny roommates I explain every move since they don't know what most of my cards do but if it's other friends of mine they already know what everything does so there's less explaining more slapping cards on the table

  • @briishbruvver
    @briishbruvver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4222

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate how he actually made and laminated these cards.

    • @derschokokuchen9410
      @derschokokuchen9410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      He doesn't made these cards. That's how yugioh looks nowadays

    • @kikimdo
      @kikimdo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably worth loads in the secondary market

    • @Bailanat0r
      @Bailanat0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Needs to publish this game. I would play.

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derschokokuchen9410 lmao what1!! good one dude

    • @garlicsalt317
      @garlicsalt317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@derschokokuchen9410 it's magic the gathering bro

  • @thestraywonderer
    @thestraywonderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4023

    This is every yugioh episode ever someone just starts making up shit and does like 10 things in one turn

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Pretty much

    • @demonintellect9834
      @demonintellect9834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @Luis E. T. A. its is now sadly. Back in the day you had to build good decks to do this shit. Now the starter decks are like "Do you wanna win in 1 turn because you bore your opponent to death because 1 turn takes 20 minutes?"

    • @jackt6453
      @jackt6453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@demonintellect9834 Play Yu Gi-Oh duel links. Spend 500 dollars on cards to find that one rare one so you can annoy all of the 10 year olds looking for fun by winning in 2 turns and destroy all of their deck because Konami refuse to fix broken decks. I went on a diet to distance myself from that game.

    • @LumiLunar
      @LumiLunar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DESTROY THE MOON

    • @thestraywonderer
      @thestraywonderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone remember radakai

  • @WiggyWamWam
    @WiggyWamWam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I just now realized how much work he put into these cards, like he really made whole cards with readable text and everything

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And they're laminated. Or at least have that sticky foil on it.

  • @FarmingSimulator
    @FarmingSimulator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7646

    We were able to follow with the cow thing.

  • @dylanesalame
    @dylanesalame 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4036

    i never thought i’d hear “now with a somersaulting cheese factory”

    • @fluffyeevee383
      @fluffyeevee383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I give my Raging Bull a Big Gun!

    • @Xorberax
      @Xorberax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      This is the first documented occurrence of this phrase coming into existence.

    • @Xorberax
      @Xorberax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We are literally making history.

    • @badabing9402
      @badabing9402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      R/Brandnewsentence

    • @kirdiekirdie
      @kirdiekirdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a tap summersault because it was tapped 4 times and each tap is 90 degrees so you get a full circle.

  • @RelicOnYoutube
    @RelicOnYoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62002

    The fact that this man censored the gun to get monetized amazes me

    • @cunucky
      @cunucky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3500

      So smart though, one little blur can switch from 0 dollars to thousands. Good catch btw! I didn't even connect the two :)

    • @calamorta
      @calamorta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

      companies are weird, 50 years ago they were fine with racism, kids with guns, sexism etc, but now they get pissed for such small things (such as cursing or guns)
      can't we reach a good thing for both??

    • @ashclark2337
      @ashclark2337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

      @@calamorta Bruh 50 years ago people were segregated and gun laws were out of control.

    • @not4coforyou375
      @not4coforyou375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      RagDollRat well rip Gordon Ramsey then

    • @Coffee_Guy
      @Coffee_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @RagDollRat it helps to keep the bot from seeing it

  • @timedragon5492
    @timedragon5492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duelists, this is exactly how it feels every match. I'm NOT saying that ironically.

    • @Caleb-zl4wk
      @Caleb-zl4wk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah it is kinda difficult bc konami can only try so hard to catch people up to the correct skill level before they try online. Especially when you take into account the banlist nonsense they have going on over there 😅

    • @ZE.brigitte
      @ZE.brigitte ปีที่แล้ว +7

      POT OF GREED

    • @AceTrainerLupi
      @AceTrainerLupi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      D/D/D moment

    • @PashaandDrosha
      @PashaandDrosha ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good Work Ethics = United We Stand

    • @Drago651
      @Drago651 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

  • @jake3138
    @jake3138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5840

    “I don’t think that card's even legal anymore”
    Bruh XD

    • @NitrousDragon
      @NitrousDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Derek Glasscock
      Nobody plays standard *willingly.
      They just sometimes happen to have an all standard deck and of course face planeswalker who also happens to have one as well.

    • @fcfuturewaffleaha8997
      @fcfuturewaffleaha8997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was a reference to the black Lotas card

    • @aidanwalsh6266
      @aidanwalsh6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      300th like

    • @kaiservilhelm7731
      @kaiservilhelm7731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love how the quote implies that the card was actually legal at some point. XD

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes so I must refrain

  • @stugreen721
    @stugreen721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4597

    "Oh do you want to try out this new card game?"
    "I don't know man, it seems kinda complicated"
    "It's actually quite simple"
    *Starts a whole cheese production factory in one move*

  • @Geodeee
    @Geodeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3940

    Its a lethal attack if hes lactose intolerant

    • @RockWithAntlers
      @RockWithAntlers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Depends if hes asian or not

    • @TheGobin
      @TheGobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@RockWithAntlers depends on if the milk is expired

    • @alfi3d943
      @alfi3d943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True

    • @RockWithAntlers
      @RockWithAntlers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheGobin either way, he will have a stomach ache

    • @TheGobin
      @TheGobin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RockWithAntlers and extreme shitting problems

  • @mcatis
    @mcatis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This video being commemorated in Mystery Booster 2 is just amazing.

  • @residentorama9058
    @residentorama9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4725

    Friend: cmon lets play a game the rules are simple
    Also my friend:

    • @homuraakemi103
      @homuraakemi103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Always carry a way around this. Or play fast enough where they can’t do this (yeah, there’s a reason they stopped bothering to make the Black Lotus balanced. Not even discarding your hand completely invalidated free mana)...

    • @50subswithnovids28
      @50subswithnovids28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Plot twist: You don't have any friends

    • @dillpickles3046
      @dillpickles3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: wait wat

    • @robertdicke7249
      @robertdicke7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I just taught someone how to play and within 1 hour they were just as capable with my decks as I am, the implications of which terrified me as it either proved my ineptitude or i may have created a monster and put him on the war path.

  • @calb9448
    @calb9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5014

    I love the description for Big Gun
    "it's a big-ass gun, double attack, bitch"
    and Good Work Ethic
    "good job"

    • @mxtoastytoad
      @mxtoastytoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Wait, how do you know? The description was censored.

    • @calb9448
      @calb9448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@mxtoastytoad When he gives Dairy Driver a raise, you can see the gun card in the upper right corner of the screen, uncensored

    • @FlurarInuyi
      @FlurarInuyi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Black Brie literally just said "holy shit"

    • @stas4017
      @stas4017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      even better, it says "... double attack, bich"

    • @mxtoastytoad
      @mxtoastytoad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@stas4017 Ever so coincidentally, I had a dream yesterday where i said b*tch without a "t." Completely pointless, but interesting nonetheless.

  • @danielvan12
    @danielvan12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25397

    You know it's a fantasy game because the dairy driver gets a raise for his good work ethic.

    • @captainupbeat6712
      @captainupbeat6712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      Plus, is this guy seriously paying tolls with his own wages? Any respectable trucking company compensates drivers for any unavoidable expenses, like fuel and tolls. In fact, don't most toll roads just take down your company information and bill them? Idk how it works but my guy should definitely not be spending his own money for tolls.

    • @robinlinh
      @robinlinh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      @@captainupbeat6712 he get compensated later, but this is a one turn kill combo, he can't wait for another turn.

    • @mymum2775
      @mymum2775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      999

    • @MrYsosad
      @MrYsosad 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      indeed it is a fantasy in the western capitalist countries

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@captainupbeat6712 I mean, who said dairy driver isn’t self employed?

  • @cyberpunk59
    @cyberpunk59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "And that let's me play BIG GUN"
    that sounded dangerous

    • @jammin2575
      @jammin2575 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Especially giving it to the RAGING bull😡 that is going to end badly 😮

  • @ArloStuff
    @ArloStuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42654

    Man, I miss Magic. It's that moment when you're holding up a full hand, you get a dumb little smirk on your face, you take a deep breath and start with "Okay..." and everyone at the table sighs and groans.

    • @Valtharr
      @Valtharr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

      HOLY SHIT! I didn't expect to see you here, Arlo!

    • @bluerious5475
      @bluerious5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Arlo WOAH! Arlo, you’re here! You watch Pro ZD?

    • @_traximundar_3165
      @_traximundar_3165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

      There is a special place in hell for super complicated and long combos players

    • @connorinfinity7486
      @connorinfinity7486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Well i certaintly didn't know you were into this kinda stuff, arlo

    • @arieltkotz4877
      @arieltkotz4877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Then go play arena! It's really that good.

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    “And here we go, the black Brie” “I don’t think that card is even legal anymore” well this isn’t a tournament, so it’s legal.

    • @patrickwilbanks9716
      @patrickwilbanks9716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Pay no mind to the 4 archbound ravagers and 4 urzatrons in my deck. It's all legal!!

    • @ponderinggoneamuck3374
      @ponderinggoneamuck3374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is my friend every time we play yugioh: “well this isn’t a tournament, so all cards are legal.”

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      In the words of grunkle Stan “anything is legal when the cops aren’t around”

    • @nakupovani1
      @nakupovani1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JedKni *YES*

    • @JedKni
      @JedKni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nakupovani1 ah I see your a person of culture as well

  • @mindstormcomics
    @mindstormcomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4558

    The best part of this is imagining you spending like an hour making each and every one of those cards and going out of your way to make them look real enough.

    • @benjaminmacdavid9359
      @benjaminmacdavid9359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      There is a website that lets you make your own cards... 😂

    • @mindstormcomics
      @mindstormcomics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@benjaminmacdavid9359 quiet you

    • @osamaisking4428
      @osamaisking4428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@benjaminmacdavid9359 Which would still take a while. Soo...

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@osamaisking4428 No... Just add a photo... a description if you're feeling good.

    • @jsars5065
      @jsars5065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Regardless. Thats effort and dedication towards entertaining his fans lol i tip my hat to this man

  • @yesimchar
    @yesimchar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    dairy cow exists in magic now with the dairy counters and everything. we've arived at our final form

  • @JackG515
    @JackG515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    “With a somersaulting cheese factory...”
    Dude

    • @addyrocks19524
      @addyrocks19524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      NGL triple tapping being called Somersault mechanic sounds pretty good. Don't know why it hasn't been used yet.

    • @parisbtw5779
      @parisbtw5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@addyrocks19524 cant wait for it to be in the april fools set

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@addyrocks19524 technically it was 4 total taps for a somersault

  • @longbeing
    @longbeing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6035

    I love the implication that despite all the shenanigans required to set it up, the Black Brie is not only actually good, but so good it's illegal.

    • @QuickQuips
      @QuickQuips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Pretty sure it's a Black Lotus card from mtg reference.

    • @Rubiktor012
      @Rubiktor012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      In MTG there's a card named Black Lotus that when played generates 3 colorless mana. This card is banned in tournaments.

    • @codecody4442
      @codecody4442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Rubiktor012 Black lotus adds three mana of any ONE color actually.

    • @Rubiktor012
      @Rubiktor012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@codecody4442 idk I've only heard about the card, never used it so I might've gotten mixed up

    • @dabestgrimmreaper4
      @dabestgrimmreaper4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also it's an artifact that's tappable, which some cards state pay 1-2 mana to untap target artifact. Repeat that a few million times and it's game over unless someone can protection from your color or block all creatures, or just destroy and or counter it.

  • @supersmily5811
    @supersmily5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    "It's not about winning, it's about sending a message." -I don't remember who but they were a genius.

    • @spectre3671
      @spectre3671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      -alpharad

    • @user-xj9qc1lx1s
      @user-xj9qc1lx1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      -supersmily 5

    • @MC_Parto
      @MC_Parto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Joker?

    • @user-xj9qc1lx1s
      @user-xj9qc1lx1s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@MC_Parto yeah but I’m pretty sure the comment is a joke

    • @KoTheCutie
      @KoTheCutie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Alpharad

  • @Dmanrules42
    @Dmanrules42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Dude, Dairy Cow got turned into a real card! Super cool!

  • @user-pe8ud7te5j
    @user-pe8ud7te5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8172

    Legend says he's still preparing his move to this day

    • @tassv5909
      @tassv5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      the cheese would have surely expired.

    • @toonlinkssbb515
      @toonlinkssbb515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@tassv5909 jokes on you since it became expired cheese he is able to play fungi to compost to then start the forest growing phase

    • @tassv5909
      @tassv5909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@toonlinkssbb515 😂 nature always wins damnit.

    • @dabest8777
      @dabest8777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well he actually cheated as he entered the cheese tasting phase with 9 cheese chakras when you need 10 and there’s no way to get more black Brie as even before the card was banned it was super rare so a deck can only have like 1 black Brie, and yes he could get lucky and play a count Cornelius cheddar but with 9 cheese chakras and risking 3 of them to draw your count Cornelius cheddar when you can get normal cheese or just plain or old Brie which boosts your cheese output by 1 chakra for the following turns it is impossible to set up the cheese tasting phase without relying on RNG and the odds are very slim so either he’s very lucky or he has the most powerful cheese in Dairy the Gathering! And that cheese is of course the cheddar whole which steals all of the opponent’s cheese chakras and gives you 10 cheese chakras added to that but sadly only 3 of those cards exist. Or he could use the grocery store’s ‘we need more stocks’ ability to change the milk counters to cheese chakras although that is dicey he does have a good work ethic dairy driver which could increase the probability unless the opponent played a rotten cheese which makes it so that the other player can’t make any milk counters into cheese chakras. Then of course the cheese tasting phase leads to the cow apocalypse phase which then turns into the dairy revolution phase which turns into the dairy civil warfare phase that if done correctly could lead to the destruction of the planet final phase which eliminates the opponent and yourself (unless they have space cows which gives foam milk counters that can by pass the rotten cheese’s ability) but he won’t be able to do that in like the first turn! Right?

    • @everest8129.
      @everest8129. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The best possible move ever

  • @gdaygerman29
    @gdaygerman29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2329

    It's taken me 2 years to realise he made a literal cheese deck

  • @animeisthebest2422
    @animeisthebest2422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5438

    “I don’t even think that card is legal anymore”

    • @chriro0960
      @chriro0960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Classic yugioh

    • @azathoththeprimalchaos2289
      @azathoththeprimalchaos2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@chriro0960 it seems like an obvious reference to "black lotus" which is a magic card.
      Then again yugioh does have ban lists thst are really hard to keep track of so I get what you're saying.

    • @burnttoast3925
      @burnttoast3925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Wow, you said a line from the video! Congratulations! You're cool! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @RoyalGhost-27
      @RoyalGhost-27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      damn Freddy is an asshole

    • @vmycode5142
      @vmycode5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@RoyalGhost-27 for real

  • @LucasTabor-y9e
    @LucasTabor-y9e 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The dairy cow is finally here in actual magic! Just as the prophecies foretold

  • @TheScribeScribe
    @TheScribeScribe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Other guy: Joke's on him, I have a lactose cannon

    • @zwest400
      @zwest400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jokes on you I have the IRS fire the lactose cannon employees with a. Requirement of -5 mana

    • @leechelle8446
      @leechelle8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@zwest400 jokes on you i have cancer

    • @ashleyyer05
      @ashleyyer05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment is extremely underrated

    • @leechelle8446
      @leechelle8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ashleyyer05 which

    • @kristijan7177
      @kristijan7177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leechelle8446 bruh

  • @sandiboy9887
    @sandiboy9887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    My friend explaning how to use his shower:

    • @burrito5673
      @burrito5673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      what rocket science is going on in that shower?

    • @qExAi5
      @qExAi5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@burrito5673 You don't need to call the aliens before taking a shower?
      *In what kind of Heaven do you live in?*

    • @xardax1095
      @xardax1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i can relate XD

    • @Roronoa2zoro
      @Roronoa2zoro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You watch Gus Johnson too?

    • @jessechung3788
      @jessechung3788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Finding the perfect amount of degrees to turn the temperature handle so it's not too hot or too cold

  • @RavenOnATree
    @RavenOnATree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    "Somersaulting cheese factory" never thought I would hear those 3 words in the same sentence...............

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know that this is an overused comment but I actually read this as he said it.

    • @CrabMushroom
      @CrabMushroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Somersaulting, me and my pet cheese rolled into the door factory.

    • @Humps69
      @Humps69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1,000th like pog

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thecommonman9524 that happens a lot to me

  • @vetchable
    @vetchable 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    They Printed Dairy Cow

    • @ryanjohnson4565
      @ryanjohnson4565 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you ever actually sat all the way down on a gas station toilet? I’m talking the one where you have to ask the attendant for “the key”

    • @vetchable
      @vetchable 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ryanjohnson4565 brother, what?

    • @ryanjohnson4565
      @ryanjohnson4565 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vetchable like, all the way down

    • @remitavernier227
      @remitavernier227 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ryanjohnson4565 this is possibly the weirdest reply to a comment I have ever read

  • @Jagged2004
    @Jagged2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    “With a somersaulting cheese factory-“ So that’s a sentence that exists...

    • @apratimtewari4288
      @apratimtewari4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAHA I NEVER THOUGHT ID HEAR IT

    • @wp272
      @wp272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      somersaulting*

    • @Jagged2004
      @Jagged2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wp272
      My bad. Fixed it.

    • @cyrus159
      @cyrus159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      imagine the stuff inside just flying everywhere

    • @Slekejkwls-1819
      @Slekejkwls-1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/BrandNewSentence

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    When you play at a tournament: "I'll play Dairy Cow and I'll end my turn."
    When you play against friends:

    • @christopherr8441
      @christopherr8441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You mean your younger sibling

    • @syrelian
      @syrelian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mood, that feeling of "Why are my hands only amazing when it doesn't matter" is painfully real

    • @der_saftmon
      @der_saftmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syrelian me, with an YGO Deck, that lets me search 70% of my cards on my hand through effects

    • @popsickle_
      @popsickle_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you don't have any friends:
      Sad music be like
      But I have friends so

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose15 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    The phrase "Somersaulting cheese factory" is one of the greatest things I have ever heard in my entire life.

    • @finelineguy8733
      @finelineguy8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      “I don’t think that card even legal anymore”

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Really?

    • @zacknight9137
      @zacknight9137 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was literally looking for this specific comment

    • @CrudeAndUnusual
      @CrudeAndUnusual ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like a fucking guilty gear move 🤣

    • @bud7707
      @bud7707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you

  • @bc6292
    @bc6292 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Dairy Cow is now an actual magic card

  • @Videomen102
    @Videomen102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    "Somersaulting Cheese Factory" is not a phrase I thought I'd hear in my life

    • @Art2D2
      @Art2D2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Majestic Chris
      With humanity anything is possible

    • @jakers141
      @jakers141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's so good, best line

    • @Zeithri
      @Zeithri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The internet is amazing sometimes.

    • @jom_and_terry
      @jom_and_terry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Consider yourselves blessed

    • @powderedwater4742
      @powderedwater4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about kitty litter piss clump chocolate?

  • @joshuastiles5595
    @joshuastiles5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3033

    "That's how long it'll need to set up the cheese tasting phrase"
    *CHEESUS CHRIST*

  • @juliannechoe1724
    @juliannechoe1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    *"I don't think that card is even legal anymore"*

    • @yotamshitrit6820
      @yotamshitrit6820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      -black bree
      -gives you 3 cheese
      -not even legal anymore
      The reference is delicious

    • @dillpickles3046
      @dillpickles3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      not even 3 seconds lat-
      FBI OPEN UP...

    • @zedaddy3530
      @zedaddy3530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yotamshitrit6820 IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

    • @scraplord6390
      @scraplord6390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *"Only I have one, so it is fair"*

    • @PsychoDiesel48
      @PsychoDiesel48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Freaking Black Lotus reference

  • @User5770
    @User5770 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Now officially an unofficial Magic card

  • @air8961
    @air8961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10331

    Only prozd can make a sponsored video not feel sponsored

    • @vidirmidir
      @vidirmidir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      His sponsored video has the same quality as other video, trully the man of art.

    • @creepypato3984
      @creepypato3984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      6 months late but... What about EMPLemon?
      The Nascar video has the best fucking advertisement inclusion ever.

    • @Jack-Anonymous
      @Jack-Anonymous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow. I only noticed right at the end of the video.

    • @fungusonus
      @fungusonus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russian Badger is also really good at that

    • @zhihenglee4907
      @zhihenglee4907 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet it is very effective.

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4774

    Can we talk about how the Cheese factory literally costs 1 dairy dollar

    • @bloodstoneore4630
      @bloodstoneore4630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      The dairy economy is in shambles

    • @SharkyMcSnarkface
      @SharkyMcSnarkface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      You see, what he didn’t explain is that he got the cheese factory for one dollar because he managed to convince the people at the bank that he could make the factory do a somersault and they wanted to see that shit, meaning he only had to pay 1 dairy dollar out of pocket to purchase the factory. But since this is such a common strat he didn’t need to explain that part as it should really come natural to the dairy-mains.

    • @AuroraVeil_
      @AuroraVeil_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      That's why it's no longer tournament legal

    • @KIgaming.
      @KIgaming. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      cheesus christ

    • @miki3440mm
      @miki3440mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He invested

  • @g-rated-g
    @g-rated-g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    He is actually just waiting to reveal his "Lord of Lactose Intolerance" trap card, which nullifies all dairy based attacks for the follow dozen turns, and also allows him to place "The Ender's Chicken" from his deck directly into the battlefield with, you guessed it, a DOZEN plus attack and defence!

    • @dixonyamada6969
      @dixonyamada6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol the first one sounds legit

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Don't forget counter trap card, "Lactaid Knight" which automatically nullifies the "Lord of Lactose Intolerance"

    • @advancedwarlord1802
      @advancedwarlord1802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or he could also play The entire sheep herders combo granting him a wool sweater of protection for 10 turns

    • @dynawesome
      @dynawesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That card is banned mate

    • @bsmith6784
      @bsmith6784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love this fandom
      lol

  • @BrewdaGames
    @BrewdaGames 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I can’t believe magic the gathering actually references this video in the mystery box 2

  • @mr.feghouli403
    @mr.feghouli403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9811

    This man really created a whole card game out of nothing for a skit

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

      He actually did it for 80 dairy dollars

    • @ItsRaitisLV
      @ItsRaitisLV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      This is an actual game popular in my home country Latvia

    • @egdaobregon5816
      @egdaobregon5816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@ItsRaitisLV PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS CALLED I MUST KNOW

    • @james-ud9lp
      @james-ud9lp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And to promote Magic the Gathering as that is an actual card game

    • @alexB30741
      @alexB30741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@james-ud9lp ya I’m so siked for kaldheim!!!

  • @bytetheproto1354
    @bytetheproto1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    I still genuinely want to see the entire turn

    • @SkylordXenysis
      @SkylordXenysis ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Here's a makeshift like, since I don't wanna ruin the nice balance.

    • @optimaltt6070
      @optimaltt6070 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      AND THEN, MY COW OF DEFYING YOUR WANTING TO SEE THE ENTIRE TURN MAKES YOU *NOT* DO SO! ALLOWING ME TO CONTINUE THE REST OF THIS HYPOTHETICAL TURN WHERE YOU DON'T SEE THE REST OF-

    • @Idunno552
      @Idunno552 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      y e s

    • @supercoolperson2
      @supercoolperson2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@optimaltt6070OH WAIT, MY COW OF DEFYING DEFYS ITSELF! THIS STARTS A PARADOX IN WHICH THE COW OF DEFYING KEEPS DEFYING ITSELF MEANING YOU WILL NEV-

    • @The.Silicone.Valley
      @The.Silicone.Valley 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yes

  • @Exactuallyable
    @Exactuallyable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6992

    Is there a longer version of this? How'd he get to the cheese tasting phase with only 9 cheese chakras?

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

      Only 9? The somersaulting makes his cheese chakra grow exponentially, which is why black brie got banned.

    • @lullabye4053
      @lullabye4053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The cow breeding spell card lets you go to the cheese tasting phase with 8, but it was never shown and thus this was an illegal move

    • @boss_444
      @boss_444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The cheese tasting phase is after the 30 minutes

    • @AlexDaeling
      @AlexDaeling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well the way he was using it you can continuously farm them and get essentially infinite money by selling the some of the cheesw and still producing some. If he got good cards that allow him to draw more he could progress much further. But Maybe i didnt listen right

    • @brkmnly
      @brkmnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Red Bossking It’s PER TURN; and this is al on the same turn

  • @matthewmartell3148
    @matthewmartell3148 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    and now dairy cow is an actual magic card. Incredible

  • @mooshimoose681
    @mooshimoose681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    The words "All right my turn" were probably the last words many people ever heard

  • @OrtegaSauce
    @OrtegaSauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4038

    I love the opponent seeing that he's lost and essentially conceding but the protag is internally like NO I NEED TO FINISH THIS PERFECT TURN

    • @Galphor
      @Galphor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      when the combo finally comes together you can't just abandon it & shuffle into another game, not just cause the opponent surrendered. this isn't about the opponent, they stopped mattering, this is about my combo finally working like I designed it xD
      source: I own a storm deck

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Galphor Source: I own a Rat deck with Infect counters and Deathtouch, and when my best combo plays out, i get a turn 2 win with Billions of Rat Slivers that give infect counters when they do damage, and now have double strike, menace, deathtouch, Fear, and Protection from all colors except black.

    • @argentum909
      @argentum909 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Galphor Magic is the only game for me in which winning is secondary. It's all about sending a message. And that message comes in swarms of 1/2 token creatures with deathtouch.

    • @Nianque2
      @Nianque2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dreamwolf7302 Uh... Don't suppose you have a deck list somewhere? I would love to see that for inspiration for my own rat deck.

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dreamwolf7302holy fuck

  • @Vertig0horizon
    @Vertig0horizon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15055

    He really milked his opponent's patience.

  • @ohmygodsc
    @ohmygodsc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    IT FINALLY HAPPENED

  • @Gehab
    @Gehab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49958

    The fact that this all makes sense to some extent shows the massive effort you put into these skits! Please develop a fully fledge cow card game. 😤

    • @Kanelel
      @Kanelel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1569

      I was imagining more of a general food industry card game, wherein cows are but one archetype. Other archetypes: animal rights terrorist control, hot pepper burn, pizza OTK.

    • @logonontrily4161
      @logonontrily4161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      Get ready for Burrito Burrito combo.

    • @jerseyse410
      @jerseyse410 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I was imagining a Thousand Year Storm Jank deck as the skit went on.

    • @KingFishOcean
      @KingFishOcean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Man, i am seeing you EVERYWHERE right now 😂

    • @brownky3
      @brownky3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Cones of Dunshire

  • @darthgengar2047
    @darthgengar2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2029

    Don’t worry guys that was just a one turn cheese. He was milking the moment and left his opponent udderly dumbfounded.

    • @cday9206
      @cday9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @chikenplayz4440
      @chikenplayz4440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pun intended?

    • @christianstone9403
      @christianstone9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chikenplayz4440 multiple intended

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that's too many puns ya heffer. Don't you dairy do that ever again.

    • @darthgengar2047
      @darthgengar2047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@deadacc6338 I’m sorry your holeyness. The cheesiness of my words only emphasizes my incowmpetency.

  • @brandonchao9145
    @brandonchao9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    Not surprised he used the dairy combo. His machinations lay undetected for many turns

    • @matthewwells8377
      @matthewwells8377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      For he is a Mooster of Dairception.

    • @jumanjiman86
      @jumanjiman86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Im so glad i clicked replies

    • @AyAReI00
      @AyAReI00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But i Guess the enemy got the point

    • @poioio96
      @poioio96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      moorizontal, very nice

  • @qh1243
    @qh1243 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This used to be ridiculous, but now this is what a playing a combo deck in Yu Gi Oh feels like

  • @thekodex1186
    @thekodex1186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5708

    "This video is sponsored by magic the gathering"
    Almost made me choke

    • @sebastiandraculstar8741
      @sebastiandraculstar8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      SAME bruh

    • @SparkStudiosTunes
      @SparkStudiosTunes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He always manages to tie in the skits with the sponsors.

    • @jwdunn6401
      @jwdunn6401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @darkbrightnorth
      @darkbrightnorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I got an ad for magic the gathering and then one for a Pokémon TCG expansion back to back right after he said that

    • @SmokingSexyStyle
      @SmokingSexyStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

  • @situmus
    @situmus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5978

    The part where he tapped the cheese factory in a circle fucking killed me. clipped.

    • @warpedwhimsical
      @warpedwhimsical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      “And now with a somersaulting cheese factory” 😂

    • @aqworldstw977
      @aqworldstw977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@warpedwhimsical 😂😂😂

    • @blubblubwhat
      @blubblubwhat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was wondering if that was a real thing

    • @fasterbuilder11
      @fasterbuilder11 ปีที่แล้ว

      how are you typing this if you're dead?

    • @TheGamingTurret
      @TheGamingTurret ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blubblubwhat some traditional card games do have card flipping/rotation in them, though I know nothing about magic spesifically and my knowlege of Yugi Oh and Pokemon is super limited.

  • @AiLoveGaara
    @AiLoveGaara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    I would say “that escalated quickly”, but in fact it’s almost 2 minutes of pure escalation... and it doesn’t show any signs of stopping

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You could say "Wow, this is escalating"

    • @thequeertelope7941
      @thequeertelope7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      an exponential function

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thequeertelope7941 Perfect! "Wow, that escalated exponentially!"

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RussellTeapot Apart from the somersaulting cheese factory, it was more of a linear escalation. The flipping factory made it exponential.

    • @RussellTeapot
      @RussellTeapot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JaharNarishma Yeah, considering it tripled the cheese output that was certainly the critical point, no wonder he then proceeded with the cheese tasting phase

  • @reshapedd
    @reshapedd 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The fact that Diary cow is now a playtest card in Mystery Booster 2 In MTG is amazing

  • @bombertheboss5969
    @bombertheboss5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    Can we just appreciate that he made a whole stack of high quality cards for this video?

    • @sgtjohnson49
      @sgtjohnson49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is what I'm wondering, did MTGA/Wizards of the Coast help with that since they sponsored the video? Those were some awesome fake Magic cards

    • @sx4rymonsters
      @sx4rymonsters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr! Honestly I wish I played magic with these cards 🤣

    • @Denki_Kaminari-t8e
      @Denki_Kaminari-t8e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think he used a app to do it or something

    • @kenjutsukata1o1
      @kenjutsukata1o1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sgtjohnson49 If you look closely you can see some tape on them. He probably printed the cards using a MTG card-maker (there's several of them easily found online) and then taped the paper to actual throwaway magic cards.

    • @667nine
      @667nine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @pinkfurret6245
    @pinkfurret6245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1392

    In other words:
    "I've been planning this for 20 minutes please just let me have this."

    • @sebastiandraculstar8741
      @sebastiandraculstar8741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Seriously, this is how I play commander with my friends. None of them think I'm a challenge because I lost on turn 4 in my first game with them, now I chill invisibly until my deck comes together and then everyone teams up on me and I still win. I'm riding their first impressions as far as they will get me! Lol

    • @sebastianmanthey742
      @sebastianmanthey742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      agreed! Sometimes, you have this amazing turn lined up. Your whole deck is built for that moment. And suddenly, the game just ends! WTF! :D

  • @jabbany2715
    @jabbany2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3133

    Lol. The description for Black Brie is just "holy shit".

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "And then the cheese factory did a somersault, snapped the bad guy's nexk and saved the day!"

  • @MrKarma-dp8ud
    @MrKarma-dp8ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    I lost it at “I don’t think that card is even *legal* anymore.”

    • @perceptionmatters7082
      @perceptionmatters7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Cheney and the other 126.

    • @MrKarma-dp8ud
      @MrKarma-dp8ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Cheney exactly

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It means a card is over a year and a half old. It’s not standard
      Then there are some cards completely banned Because unlike Bathesda, they worked 😂🤗

    • @MrKarma-dp8ud
      @MrKarma-dp8ud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donovanulrich348 I knew that, I’m a fairly experienced MtG player and was just laughing at a joke

    • @THB192
      @THB192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@donovanulrich348 you're assuming they're playing Standard and not Legacy.

  • @thegoldavenger.3829
    @thegoldavenger.3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1313

    “Dude, I just have one health left.”

    • @Punkledunk
      @Punkledunk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You gotta let them know that you’d beat them even with like full health

    • @purrgatory8705
      @purrgatory8705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      They might have a game winning card, even if their hand is empty. Never take that chance.

    • @VieiraFi
      @VieiraFi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Draw monsta cado

    • @apex7118
      @apex7118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok

    • @LordangeloxD
      @LordangeloxD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Punkledunk it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.

  • @steamlink4803
    @steamlink4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2249

    He should make this an official game and call it „Lactic, the Gathering“

    • @dabest8777
      @dabest8777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nah Dairy the gathering sounds better

    • @inyoface5456
      @inyoface5456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      100th like

    • @jwrestlin
      @jwrestlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@dabest8777 no?

    • @Ranjuw
      @Ranjuw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lacto, the milkening

    • @novaria
      @novaria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love the title let's make it!

  • @yourmonster2196
    @yourmonster2196 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    They added Dairy cow as a card in the mystery booster box. It enters with 5 milk counters per forest or food.

  • @maxgarcia6231
    @maxgarcia6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4402

    It's a shame they had to ban Black Brie, but it's easy to see why.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      i really did enjoy the colourless cheese chagra based decks when they were allowed, they added an all new layer to the metagame.
      it's just too bad the somersaulting cheese factory strategy was over used & nigh impossible to counter leading to black brie's ultimate ban

    • @calvinplayz7988
      @calvinplayz7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Autism And Gaming yeah those were the good old days now it’s over taken by brown cow + smooth cheese

    • @lutriss
      @lutriss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@autismandgaming4532 charkra*

    • @tesswinker2482
      @tesswinker2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Waiting for Grilled Cheesus to counter it.

    • @tesswinker2482
      @tesswinker2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Peter H. Tezla Sounds gouda! Dairy special!

  • @theofficial-twilightdrough1987
    @theofficial-twilightdrough1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    “I’m pretty sure that card is banned”
    Yami Yugi: *finally a worthy opponent, our duel will be legendary*

    • @uninspiredname2974
      @uninspiredname2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Laughs in yusaku fujiki

    • @Jay-sw6vs
      @Jay-sw6vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      isnt that tai lung

    • @druvbopanna5879
      @druvbopanna5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To the shadow realm you filthy casuals

    • @drdca8263
      @drdca8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I assume it is a reference to the black lotus card in mtg?

  • @chlorox817
    @chlorox817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2649

    _I didnt know Monopoly could be this competitive_

  • @thomasmarsh951
    @thomasmarsh951 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dairy cow is finally getting printed as a playtest card!! Love the throwback

  • @tarekatorr
    @tarekatorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    "Somersaulting cheese factory"
    Not a phrase I thought I'd hear in my life but one I endlessly appreciate

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @justcloggedthetoilet
      @justcloggedthetoilet 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you appreciate somersaulting cheese factories: You have become big brain

    • @cyrusjaygadon1264
      @cyrusjaygadon1264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @cup1d.708
    @cup1d.708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    Teacher: What’s 1+1 guys?
    Me: 2
    Teacher: Show your working.
    Me:

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Math problems in a nutshell
      Teacher: how is 52X-42+(-26×X)-15?
      Me: 18
      Teacher: how did you reached this result?
      Me:

    • @Atomkaerna
      @Atomkaerna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A friend told me that those who study math in uni actually had an assignment where they had to prove why 1+1=2 during their first year classes

    • @hmmmmmmm9834
      @hmmmmmmm9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Atomkaerna So what did they answer?

    • @Atomkaerna
      @Atomkaerna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@hmmmmmmm9834 I have no clue. Probably pages upon pages with calculations

    • @l1mbo69
      @l1mbo69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Principia Mathematica by Bertrand Russell had a 100 page "proof" of this so this is not even wrong

  • @halcyon3773
    @halcyon3773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4459

    "With a somersaulting cheese factory"
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

  • @Alikaakui808
    @Alikaakui808 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dairy Cow is a card now in Mystery Booster 2! The foresight of this guy is insane 😂