NPCs Try to Steal My Wife, But I Win in the End

[@McGooseWasTaken]

Maenlorn: Isn't clingy, but hates your race. 7/10
Athrelor: Has very pointy ears, but doesnt want to date. 2/10
Glarthir: Plans romantic meetings, but pretends to not know you in public. 3/10
Daenlin: Owns at least 7 arrows, but is "quite old indeed" 8/10
Cingor: Open minded, but had to leave for unknown reason. 9/10
Aldos: Voice of a literal angel, but lost in the mead. 3/10
Thoronir: Likes cheese, but exposed you as a liar. 9/10
Gaturn: No longer incarceration, but clingy. 2/10
Caenlin: Short and sweet. 6/10
Baenlin: Hates you because you arent Gromm. 1/10
Assanius: Likes cheese and helps you find boyfriends to bang. 10/10

[@ass-anius]

Thank you for the rundown and the laughs

[@DainBramage411]

LOVE you and wife. yall are so fun

[@ass-anius]

Love you too bro

[@MrsAnius]

I think I ended up making the right choice ❤

[@MsHorsing]

Nice to see the bosmeri bachelors of Cyrodil getting some much needed attention.

[@HamanKarn567]

A paradox of archers

[@benfinke8595]

xD "so this was all a waste of time then." "Goodbye!"

[@fishchik-in1739]

Sneako roleplay

[@CrimSang420]

UR TGEH GRETEST"

[@ass-anius]

Thanks weed guy!

[@espiogirl]

I was losing my shit at incel Glarthir

[@benfinke8595]

ewwwwwww lol

[@haveyoumettess]

“weeeee!!!!” She’s so me 😂😂😂

[@HamanKarn567]

A paradox of archers