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i am finally enjoying skyrim
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i am finally enjoying skyrim
The Dirt Elves of Zainab Camp: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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The Empire's most loyal home inspector pays a visit to the backward people of the Zainab. Everyone is disappointed.
Weird Girls of Tel Mora: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Urinal Septic's top man does it again.
Vos's Dirty Little Secrets: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Uriel Septim sends his best man to Morrowind to find out what the heck is going on at Vos. Join the Imperial Inspection Bureau: discord.gg/4d5xrzM3SH
The Insanity of Tel Vos: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Uriel Septim sends his best man to Morrowind to find out what the heck is going on at Tel Vos.
The Gentleman's Guide to Chorrol
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What a fascinating city
Dead Ass.
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Ass is dead! Or is he? join the guild discord.gg/4d5xrzM3SH
does Azura wear a fursuit? and other important TES lore questions
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Answering some of the elder scrolls series' most difficult questions with my wife
Ahemmusa Camp: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Ashlanders get a visit from Inspector Ass
NPCs Try to Steal My Wife, But I Win in the End
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Best dates she's been on since we got married
oblivion is a work of art
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oblivion is a work of art
what makes oblivion™ NEXT-GEN™
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what makes oblivion™ NEXT-GEN™
The Sack is Locked, Dagon Fel: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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The Sack is Locked, Dagon Fel: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
silt strider
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silt strider
Find Five Fine F***ing Forks Fast as F*** Skyrim Edition
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Find Five Fine F ing Forks Fast as F Skyrim Edition
bruma guard racial audit
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bruma guard racial audit
Khuul: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Khuul: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
Find Five Fine F***ing Forks Fast as F*** Morrowind Edition
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Find Five Fine F ing Forks Fast as F Morrowind Edition
Wife tolerates more autistic Morrowind analysis
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Wife tolerates more autistic Morrowind analysis
Gnisis: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Gnisis: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
Ald Velothi: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
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Ald Velothi: Morrowind NPC Home Inspections
showing Wife (more) morrowind things
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showing Wife (more) morrowind things
i let Wife call the shots and it didn't go well
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i let Wife call the shots and it didn't go well
Morrowind NPC Home Inspections: Gnaar Mok
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Morrowind NPC Home Inspections: Gnaar Mok
morrowind's details stunned my wife
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morrowind's details stunned my wife
how oblivion's tutorial captivated a generation
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how oblivion's tutorial captivated a generation
Morrowind NPC Home Inspection: Hla Oad
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Morrowind NPC Home Inspection: Hla Oad
i show Wife things in markarth
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i show Wife things in markarth
markarth's guard tower delights my wife!
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markarth's guard tower delights my wife!

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  • @adeemuff
    @adeemuff 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    10:04 the rug and two things on the wall make a face that distorts in spacetime as you move, and I can't unsee it

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      I see it, and it sees me 🫣

  • @Sean-fu3mn
    @Sean-fu3mn 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How come some of your chat options are greyed out?

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, I believe that's a feature in OpenMW which indicates whether an NPC has new information. Handy!

  • @marstsar4794
    @marstsar4794 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Please make more stuff assman

  • @crowb0i
    @crowb0i 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Pure treat of a video as always

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Very kind of you to say. Thanks bro

  • @baldingclerk7329
    @baldingclerk7329 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The almighty Bjorp… Orcs looked the best in Morrowind than ANY other Elder Scrolls.

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ur attracted to orcs

  • @pacingtape401
    @pacingtape401 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    22:00 Far as Vvardenfell goes, my remembrance is muddy but I believe that it was just a few decades before the game started that Vvardenfell was opened to foreigners. Prior to that, as part of the treaty which inducted Morrowind into the Empire, Vvardenfell was off limits to the Empire, and foreigners couldn't settle there at all. It was only in 3E 414 that foreign settlement was allowed in Vvardenfell. It's somewhat ironic I think, that in game many of the Dunmer act as if they are part of an ancient culture, when the vast majority of the people in Vvardenfell came there at most, 13 years ago. Prior to 414, most of the population was Ashlanders, Vivec City, and a few settlements owned by the Great Houses (so probably at least Ald'Ruhn, Tel Aruhn, and a few others. Most of the villages are definitely more recent). Before Vvardenfell was opened, it was a 'Temple Preserve' which I imagine means most of the island was sacred ground, and couldn't really be tampered with.

  • @pacingtape401
    @pacingtape401 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    18:06 A bald Nord! AAAHHH

  • @bulletbill5977
    @bulletbill5977 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Iirc, Toby Septim himself conquered Resdayn in the end of the First Age when the Tribunal still presented themselves amongst the Dunmer people, before they started holing up in their temples to reserve their strength for Ghostgate.

  • @Chrysamer77
    @Chrysamer77 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Also, your character looks super cool. Let's just not wear chest plate to show off muscle

  • @Chrysamer77
    @Chrysamer77 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    37:27 Well, that's and interesting fact I wasn't expecting xD

  • @Chrysamer77
    @Chrysamer77 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    10:30 My man, I have never even opened that room

  • @Chrysamer77
    @Chrysamer77 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    5:20 I agree, that spell is bad. You need to find or make a version that lasts like 30 seconds, otherwise it makes no sense

  • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
    @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You can get everything you want at Arrille's Restaurant. Walk right in, it's around the back. Just a half a mile from Census and Tax.

  • @CrimSang420
    @CrimSang420 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ...and of course there's your forgotten moon sugar on Arrille's desk. Everything is as should be. An active Morrowind-run, confirmed. EDIT: Also lol at Resist Magicka being a worse than worthless spell... Throat clear, cough; footware, velocity, lack of vision? Custom spell? Solution?

    • @MrsAnius
      @MrsAnius 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Welcome back weed guy!

    • @CrimSang420
      @CrimSang420 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@MrsAnius Thank you! And at the risk of repeating myself, once mo' with gusto; Thank you!

  • @JJ-ly3vy
    @JJ-ly3vy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    bro this is absolutely perfect! i wish for more but i imagine these take some time to make. i mean this is just amazing. every day i thank the Nine that i was able to see that r/Morrowind post showing one of your earlier videos. i will never stop watching youre stuff. i also like the callbacks with the ass on the phone segments

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks dude! Can't believe you're just now seeing it 🥲

    • @JJ-ly3vy
      @JJ-ly3vy 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ass-anius I don't know how there are videos of yours I haven't seen yet, but they will be watched. your stuff is always great

  • @johannesrupp214
    @johannesrupp214 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Improved Camera SE lets you change the FOV permanently

  • @mustafarahimi1012
    @mustafarahimi1012 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What mods did you use for this?

  • @jacobtrotter1521
    @jacobtrotter1521 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Nit picking God

  • @connorrouse3757
    @connorrouse3757 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Not a real elder scrolls fan

  • @marcionite7191
    @marcionite7191 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    interesting video. camera shake and delay at least add some timing and weight to the already very simple vanilla combat, along with balancing heavy two handed weapons and making light weapons more attractive. auto-attack and removing shaking are great for accessibility tho. i've been trying to help my mum play skyrim (at her request, having witnessed me play countless hours as a tween) and the nauseating camera is an issue. also changing the fov also looks miles better! i think the alphabetical voice-line recording was for oblivion and not skyrim. although maybe they both did it lol. the average voice acting performance in both games is not great. but skyrim dialogue is just. so. boring. the excellent follower mods inigo for skyrim and vilja in oblivion are great to have a bit more fun writing and personality along with you. i play both with a lot of survival, economy and immersion mods too which weirdly has become a core part of the games for me. morrowind on the other hand, is already perfect :^)

  • @histtreesap
    @histtreesap 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    mod in an fov slider to skip the command

  • @Andre_Maldonado
    @Andre_Maldonado 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The best part about this game is how Bethesda encourages mods, which means lots of the minor problems can be fixed. I tend to play mage and always found the vanilla magic uncreative. Theres some sick magic mods that add offensive spells outside of just destruction, which has been my biggest complaint for years

  • @UndeadKIRA
    @UndeadKIRA 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This dude is such a Morrowind fan. But I get it. I loved fallout 3 and new vegas, played thousands of hours before Fo4 came out, when it did, I hated it, absolutely hate it with all my guts. Last year, 10 years after release I finally played fo4 and its not that bad, its fun, its not New Vegas 2 or FAllout 3 upgraded, but its a fun game. I guess this is how you feel too.

  • @aliyamarah7796
    @aliyamarah7796 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    **betrays rolof** "what are you doing? I'm on your side!"

  • @aliyamarah7796
    @aliyamarah7796 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The combat jankiness is so bad it's good. I've never once had a satisfying melee kill lol.

  • @mschulmeister6519
    @mschulmeister6519 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I was a Skyrim kid/guy until i played Fallout 3 for the first time in 2020 and realised that even the totally optional melee combat of that game is way more fun and ahead when compared to the combat of their MELEE-ONLY title that came years after it... i could go on forever but well, you got the point already...

  • @ricardofranco4114
    @ricardofranco4114 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    i just decided to stop modding the game and play vanilla on my steam deck. so far 43 hours into the game. survival and legendary difficulty, lidia doing all the killing XD

  • @hse7004
    @hse7004 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Wait. Which Combat overhaul do you use in the first few Minutes for the Guard to dodge and roll away from your attacks?

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Um, I think it's Ultimate Combat. this is oldrim

  • @foxkey319
    @foxkey319 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you should play Kingdom Come: Deliverance

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah! Thanks for reminding me. I should.

  • @giovanniamore2438
    @giovanniamore2438 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    dude... right now, there are still ýoutubers NOT ABLE to drive a car properlý in cýberpunk.. mods cant fix STUPID PEOPLE

  • @opposed2logic
    @opposed2logic 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My problem with skyrim and my inability to ever play it is because the actual gameplay has zero depth. The gameplay itself is more or less combat and the combat is so absurdly simplistic. No matter how interesting the game world might be or how full it may or may not be with lore etc, the gameplay is atrocious. It has nothing to it, even when it was released it was as if people had brainstormed for weeks to figure out what the most shallow form of gameplay imaginable would be, and then went for it. Ive tried playing skyrim many times over the years, I've never lasted for more than a handful of hours, furthest I got was on release where I probably played through maybe half of the main story at least before losing the ability to force myself to keep going. Its so absurdly shallow as a _game_, and the story does not make up for that. If it had coop, i think i would have made it through, because then my friend would make up for what the game is lacking, in the sense i enjoy hanging out with my buddies. but skyrim as a game is, to me, one of the most overhyped media products in history.

    • @Orteguh
      @Orteguh 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I feel the same way with Souls games. Not sure why they’re praised so much. Everyone is different and has different tastes. It’s just a fun, relaxing, game that offers something no other game does. And the world and music is beautiful.

  • @eyden1562
    @eyden1562 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    2:00 😂why does the hand on the dagger have an extra finger.... Lol

  • @kaiserschnitzel89
    @kaiserschnitzel89 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    see, you've recognized what the ACTUAL problems are with Skyrim, rather than just what the Bethesda Hater's Society says.

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Hey thanks for validating me

  • @Chrysamer77
    @Chrysamer77 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Japanese dubbing could be fun

  • @pacingtape401
    @pacingtape401 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Paying for these unhinged rants every month is vital to my continued survival. May need to bump up to Favorite Friend, even. For me, coming to Skyrim from Morrowind, especially with the addition of Tamriel Rebuilt, was immensely disappointing. I may be more active in the areas of the internet where people criticize Skyrim (ad nauseam, sometimes), but even so, I hardly ever see complaints about dialogue and voice acting. Almost always, the complaints are systems-based, ie. no spellmaking, levitation, more limited enchanting and alchemy, etc; or the story as you mentioned. (Save the Civil War quest, which I think is fairly good, although certainly misses the mark in several spots) Either way, it was surprising to me too that the voice acting, barks, and dialogue overall was such a rare criticism, despite all the very antagonistic "Skyrim isn't even an RPG" type comments and posts people make. That was the worst part for me, even in my first playthrough, when everything was new, I still found the dialogue boring and poorly delivered/directed. Especially the barks, which are probably one of the best parts of Morrowind. In Skyrim, it was cool at first when I started to hear quest related ones, ala rumors. The Dawnguard one especially is neat, because it feels like you're overhearing a conversation, not having some idiot shout at you across the square about a potion shop or the best swords in Whiterun. However, it sucks after maybe the third time you hear a guard tell you about how they're reforming the Dawnguard, out in the old fort near Riften. I thought that was much worse than the curved swords, mostly because you hear it constantly, everywhere, and the attached DLC is ehhhhhh. (Serana sucks, I don't get why people like her) Anyway, agree on all the ramblings and points in the video. I never could pin down why I despised the melee combat so much until you went into the mouse delay. Now I know what to mod out whenever I decide to try Skyrim again.

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I am shocked you liked my video lol. Thank you! It is nice to know there is a like-minded person out there. I guess that's why you're here, eh? Happy to have you. I can definitely deliver more extremely stable rants in future.

  • @slurmworm666
    @slurmworm666 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ah a fellow noticer

  • @baldingclerk7329
    @baldingclerk7329 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    What an excellent take by an Imperial’s experience in the foreign lands of Skyrim. Heimsker is annoying but if you listen to the strained tone in his lines he might be the only person who was conveying emotion pretty decently. The great actor who did Esbern…. That was so hard to listen to, he sounded like he was drooling the whole time. I can hear the tongue slithering away in that old man’s mouth. Looking forward to more from you.

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanks baldy

  • @st.peterunner8758
    @st.peterunner8758 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Listen at 2x

    • @jeffbezsus2059
      @jeffbezsus2059 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lol

    • @regarded9702
      @regarded9702 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lmao

    • @thekillerwolf9650
      @thekillerwolf9650 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      1.5 is actually perfect lmao

    • @CFronTV
      @CFronTV 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      usually i can’t understand people at 2x- here though it’s perfect lmfaooo no shade tho just a chill dude i guess

  • @MsHorsing
    @MsHorsing 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like inspector Anius is really being pushed to his limits. I'm not sure how many more yurts he can inspect for the emperor before he snaps. 😔

  • @modrzew94
    @modrzew94 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for the soothing watch and the giggles along the way. Fell asleep while watching hence I didn't say my goodnights, so good night!

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good night!

  • @stekarknugen9258
    @stekarknugen9258 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Can't believe I was out drinking champagne and watching fireworks with people and missing out on a live ASS stream. I will never make this mistake again.

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      C u next year

  • @bobgrimes8618
    @bobgrimes8618 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Any home inspections planned for Tamriel Tebuilt? The Emperor MUST know WTH is in all those homes!

    • @ass-anius
      @ass-anius 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Once I conplete the inspections in Vvaardenfell, we'll see if Urinal wants to extend my contract.

  • @lostmagicdude888
    @lostmagicdude888 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you!!!