@@elizabethsullivan7176 1st it was 70% compliance to achieve herd immunity, now it’s 100%? N boosted too? Gtfoh you need a booster every year moving forward l I’m not doing that, how about exercising eating healthy, social distancing, staying home when sick, I’m not putting any more poison in my body
@@stefanschleps8758 If we’re talking about don jr in this clip… if you watch it again… it’s almost like he’s being a “fake” drunk. Seriously he’s talking like someone who’s pretending to be drunk and ballsy you know?…. I acted and talked like him when I had a beer for the first time at age 15 lol. I didn’t know if I was drunk or not (since I’d never been drunk) but I was at a party and wanted to be cool. Idiot doesn’t even know how to act drunk lol
Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight Preacher man don't tell me Heaven is under the earth I know you don't know What life is really worth He said all that glitters is gold Half that story ain't never been told So now you see the light, hey You stand up for your right Come on Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight Most people think Great God will come from the sky Take away everything And make everybody feel high But if you know what life is worth You would look for yours on earth And now a you see the light You stand up for your right Jah! Get up, stand up (Jah, Jah) Stand up for your right (oh-hoo) Get up, stand up (get up, stand up) Don't give up the fight (life is your right) Get up, stand up (so we can't give up the fight) Stand up for your rights (Lord, Lord) Get up, stand up (keep on struggling on) Don't give up the fight (yeah) We're sick and tired of your ism-schism game Dy'n' and go to Heaven in-a Jesus' name, Lord We know when we understand Almighty God is a living man You can fool some people sometimes But you can't fool all the people all the time So now we see the light (watch you gon' do?) We gonna stand up for our rights (yeah, yeah) So you'd better Get up, stand up (in the morning) give it up Stand up for your right (stand up right now) Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight (don't give it up, don't give it up) Get up, stand up (get up, stand up) Stand up for your rights (get up, stand up) Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight (get up, stand up) Get up, stand up Stand up for your right Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight Get up, stand up
The trouble is the left don't know that, they think they own the people, meanwhile the people have left! Look as the insignificant truckers rally in Canada, handful of people. 🤣🤣🤣🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
Yeah… well… I live in Switzerland… Guess what? The Alps aren’t between Germany and Switzerland. They are between Italy and Switzerland, and shared with France. At this dark period of history, when you crossed the Alps, you get in Italy which was under Mussolini’s control, the ally of Germany, so it was better not to. Also, Anne Frank lived in the Netherlands, not Germany. I guess that Kennedy should take history and geography classes.
The fact that he watched The Sound of Music and STILL misunderstood what was going on should tell you that such classes are not anything he'd be interested in 😀
I seriously dislike all that Don Jr is, stands for, has done. But...that clip of D Jr trying to speak like an adult...that was just freaking embarrassing.
I think you are correct. I have been a user of alcohol for many years but always stayed away from drugs. I had plenty of access to cocaine in the 80's as I had friends that used it. I can recognize a cocaine rant, and this was one.
@@JamaicanRain I guess that guy will make even more from selling him more of the drug. And I D. jr. is not the only rich person he is selling his stuff to.
@@byindani Yeah, I also like watching him due to how comically sad he is. He is so bad at debate and political analysis that its almost feels like he is a parody of actual intellectuals. I'm still laughing at that 'my wife never had a W.A.P.' joke! LOL
_Ken Reynolds doing his best Ben Shapiro impression._ I don't know. Unlike Ben Shapiro, he seemed to know that WAP isn't a sign of disease. Well, I don't know. Maybe it _is_ when you're talking about M&Ms? :) Ben Shapiro? Wow, talk about a dry January, huh? I _do_ hope I'm not the only one who remembers his hilarious comment about asking his wife this stuff. Otherwise, maybe this would seem weird?
In fact, in RFK's case, hiding in an attic is actively encouraged. Heavily, even. I'll kick-in some cash the longer we don't see or hear from him, and I suspect I wouldn't be alone in filling that pot.
I wanna hear what RFK has to say, too, and critique it for myself. Nobody in their right mind should simply allow the corporate state to demand censorship of an attorney that has handled serious environmental cases. If he’s nuts we can decide without billionaires telling us what to decide.
The reporter said within three hours, President Joe Biden was on the phone with him apologizing. Shall we go down memory lane... "Mr. President, the American people are scared. what do you say to them?" "I say you are a horrible reporter." "That is a stupid question. You always ask stupid questions." "Don't you talk to the president of the United States like that! Don't you ever talk to the president of the United States like that!" "You're a loser! CNN should be ashamed that they hired you."
@@lastjob2011 No, do not post the top part of what you claim without proof. Anyway, Joe Biden would need to make a public apology to Mr. Doocy, because he was seen on camera making his remark to Mr. Doocy public.
You are the ideal citizen if you avoid others, wear a cloth on your face, and take as many jabs as the government deems necessary. Every citizen’s freedom to make healthy choices has been replaced with a legal obligation to be healthy-an obligation that must be fulfilled at all costs, without considering the individual, and without liability for those pushing these “healthy measures” when they cause harm.
Says guy who thinks being an ideal citizen is agreeing with everything your right-wing masters tell you to, and hating anyone they tell you to, and being so in their pocket you get mad at comedians that make jokes that hurt their feelings. You're here because one of your right-wing media masters got his feelings hurt by comedy.
...Trump (known as “Don the Con” for decades in NYC) by the numbers: $2 million in damages were paid by Trump in 2019 to 8 charities after New York’s AG sued Trump for fraud and won (Trump was found guilty of spending charitable dollars on his personal, business, & political interests) 30,573 false or misleading claims were made by Trump in the 4 years of his presidency 11,780 votes were illegally asked for by Trump in a recorded phone call with Georgia election official 780 retired generals and former national security leaders spoke out against TRUMP during his tenure 725+ have been charged for the Jan 6th insurrection, which was led by ringleader Trump, via his tweet to “fight like hell” 60+ big lie legal challenges were lost by Trump (100% of ALL big lie legal challenges included Trump appointed judges) 15 covid cases TRUMP said would go down to 0 soon…has now reached over 64 million (and still counting) 13 business failures and 6 bankruptcies is Trump’s "business" resume 11 Trump associates have now been charged with crimes 10 new GOP state laws shift power of elections from votes to partisan entities 7 states submitted fraudulent Electoral College documents (to support Trump’s big lie), each signed by GOP party/state officials
Fully vaxxed and not part of the crazy thing he was talking about... But after he said it, I realized I am that weird lady that dances at the farmers market.
the whole point of the Mars rebranding of M&M's was to be picked up by the right wing's outrage cycle and get a shitload of free advertisement out of it, worked like a charm.
Here’s an idea for a portion of the show: ask a bunch of holocaust survivors and their children about what they think when people compare inconvenienses to WW2 Germany.
I always come to check out the comments and I never get responses or they just get deleted.....yeah it's pretty baffling how ignorant these people are.
I won't. The SR-71 achieved way more than D. jr. will ever do. Calling him "Blackbird" would be an insult to the engineers who developed and tested that aircraft type.
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb The same supreme court also threw out Treasonous Trump's bid to block his facsist correspondence concerning 1/6 attempted coup. 😂
Junior literally sounds like he's trying to audition as SNL's next Donald, like he's clearly doing an over the top impersonation of his own father. It is more sad than drunk Hasselhoff eating a floor cheeseburger.
So Jimmy basically states that if you're not a doctor you should stop talking (and your a nut) yet he's not a doctor himself and speaks with the utmost authority on the matter?
You guys hear RFK jr? He says the unvaccinated are worse off than Anne Frank ("at least she could hide in an attic"). That's exactly where we're at, well, without the stripping of citizenship, confiscation of all property, forced slave work detentions, segregation into death camps, and mass extermination. But, other than those things, same thing, right? You rock, Robby!
here are things from a recent poll of how democrats feel about the unvaccinated. 55% of Democrats favor fines for the unvaccinated; 59% say the unvaccinated should be “confined to their homes”-essentially under house arrest-except in emergencies; 48% say government should be allowed to fine or imprison people who question the effectiveness of Covid vaccines; 45% would approve a plan to let the unvaccinated “temporarily live in designated facilities or locations”; 29% would endorse “temporarily removing parents’ custody of their children if parents refuse to take the COVID-19 vaccine.”. Sounds like it is kind of flowing that direction.
He also mentioned escaping over the mountains - so I guess he at least finished The Sound of Music? Gotta love an adult whose conception of the horrors of war seems to come entirely from movies aimed at kids and tweens. I don't think he even made it to reading the actual diary 😕
Can't wait for Tucker to unironically sue Ken. He'll ask for millions of dollars, of course, but he'll settle out of court for getting the Green M&M's phone number
I just know there's no difference in Steve Doocy and Jim Acosta's tactics. They're 2 peas in a pod working for 2 different networks on opposite ends of the spectrum. Their only goal is to ask gotcha questions.
Totally surprised and sad that an intelligent show (so I thought) would give (less fearful) people a hard time over choosing their right to choose and believe in the power and strength of their God given body and immune system. I kind of thought you have more detachment and insight than this. Yes, it sadens me.
Tucker Carlson and his righteous anger about gender roles in cartoon candy ads😂 Boys aren't sexually attracted to "female" M&Ms because they swapped stilettos for sneakers.. 🤣 That is just straight bizarre!
Little known fact that he 2 lady M&Ms are a couple. I learned this from a documentary on females in advertising. Spread the news to the white wingers and enjoy the repercussions.
hahaha I have a weird lady who dances AND sings on her daily walks. She is either very happy, on drugs or I should be very worried about her. Haven't figured that one out yet. Thanks, Jimmy, for all the wonderful entertainment and insight you provide!! Hugs from Canada!!
@@user-pt1cz4ot1e I don’t think he has addiction issues don jr. seems pretty normal. And he’s not a blatant criminal who has press and intelligence agencies running constant cover for him. If Donald did I’m pretty sure we would know about it without a doubt. There’s a lot worse things in the biden family then addiction.
Maybe they should make M&Ms stop eating each other seriously on the package it’ll show one of the characters taking a bite out of an m&m. They are cannibals
I'm chocked to see how distasteful he talked about people protesting for their rights. I can understand why the climate is so much more polarized in the US than here in Sweden when big talk shows present ppl as "anti vaccine nuts". 💔 We need to show more understanding and have compassion with different views. Not bring ppl further apart with condescending rhetoric.
I'm from Scandinavia too and was shocked also to hear how he was talking about those people who just want to decide themselves what to do with their own bodies. No wonder the US is divided in two. Really sad! And I totally agree with you that we need compassion and understanding. Let's love each other 'cos hating is just too easy. We should aim higher.
Love your show Jimmy! Definitely the best late night host, imo. You're blind support of EVERYTHING anti-right is becoming a huge problem. I can't even make it through a single monologue lately. If you would just be pro-liberal policies as opposed to pro-conservative that would be great. Unfortunately, you aren't capable of that, and that's sad because so many don't get to enjoy what a great and funny host you are. Try being more ANYTHING other than just hating a dude that isn't even in office anymore. Talk solutions maybe?
@@eugenealvarez4741 I don't. Sometimes I click and pause the video instantly just to read the comments though. Kinda nice to see how many people are waking up to his grift.
Is it me or junior is a perrrfect imitation of dad….same facial expressions, same way of talking…..if we didn t know better one would think it was a joke during a roast…see how well you can do Dad 😂 game
its pretty wild that all tv has turned into political opinion. gross
But its ok for Fox right?
It's has always been like that, Morpheus said "welcome to the real world"
The narrative is finally falling apart, this comes off as desparate
Yep the beggin
@@keithboynton And you don’t sound like a pretentious prick at all
...Like sexualizing chocolate candy and being mad a company changes it? ahahahahahhahahahahaha
Anti mandates don’t mean anti vaccine, get it right
Agreed. I'm vaccinated. End the mandates.
Maybe not, but the anti-vaxxers are the ones making the most racket about it.
@@elizabethsullivan7176 1st it was 70% compliance to achieve herd immunity, now it’s 100%? N boosted too? Gtfoh you need a booster every year moving forward l I’m not doing that, how about exercising eating healthy, social distancing, staying home when sick, I’m not putting any more poison in my body
Kimmel has been so disgusting and disingenuous on this subject. I cant even look at him anymore...
@@krook5158 yet here your are
This guy is madly in love with Trump. He miss him so much since he always talks about him😍😁😁😁
Like trump is in love with Obama ?
I miss that orange crook like I miss the diarrhea!
Like Donald is in love with Barack..
@@dukedex782 Like you're in love with media narration
Well, when you're not funny and can't come up with anything original
Disrespect will not be tolerated. Cancel Kimmel!!
As a former addict, homeboy is HIGH AF
Ya think? 😜
It doesn't help that he can't speak well through his veneers.
High or drunk. Definitely influenced somehow
@@toniroberts8117 A little from column A a lot from column B.
@@stefanschleps8758
If we’re talking about don jr in this clip… if you watch it again… it’s almost like he’s being a “fake” drunk. Seriously he’s talking like someone who’s pretending to be drunk and ballsy you know?…. I acted and talked like him when I had a beer for the first time at age 15 lol. I didn’t know if I was drunk or not (since I’d never been drunk) but I was at a party and wanted to be cool.
Idiot doesn’t even know how to act drunk lol
Jimmy is the mouthpiece for big pharma, big tech, etc
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
Preacher man don't tell me
Heaven is under the earth
I know you don't know
What life is really worth
He said all that glitters is gold
Half that story ain't never been told
So now you see the light, hey
You stand up for your right
Come on
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your right
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight
Most people think
Great God will come from the sky
Take away everything
And make everybody feel high
But if you know what life is worth
You would look for yours on earth
And now a you see the light
You stand up for your right
Jah!
Get up, stand up (Jah, Jah)
Stand up for your right (oh-hoo)
Get up, stand up (get up, stand up)
Don't give up the fight (life is your right)
Get up, stand up (so we can't give up the fight)
Stand up for your rights (Lord, Lord)
Get up, stand up (keep on struggling on)
Don't give up the fight (yeah)
We're sick and tired of your ism-schism game
Dy'n' and go to Heaven in-a Jesus' name, Lord
We know when we understand
Almighty God is a living man
You can fool some people sometimes
But you can't fool all the people all the time
So now we see the light (watch you gon' do?)
We gonna stand up for our rights (yeah, yeah)
So you'd better
Get up, stand up (in the morning) give it up
Stand up for your right (stand up right now)
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight (don't give it up, don't give it up)
Get up, stand up (get up, stand up)
Stand up for your rights (get up, stand up)
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Jesus is dead and god isn't real
People need to stop only using the right or left side of their brains and start using the whole brain.
Whats hilarious is that Joe Rogan gets more views per podcast episode than this guy gets all week long
The trouble is the left don't know that, they think they own the people, meanwhile the people have left! Look as the insignificant truckers rally in Canada, handful of people. 🤣🤣🤣🍁🍁🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
@@martinengelbrecht5384 every one of them in the comments needs to grow up.
Mass appeal doesn't prove universal truth.
@@RoninMike-DR oh it's still a minority to be anti vaccine
@@RoninMike-DR Mass media production doesn't either.
Yeah… well… I live in Switzerland… Guess what? The Alps aren’t between Germany and Switzerland. They are between Italy and Switzerland, and shared with France. At this dark period of history, when you crossed the Alps, you get in Italy which was under Mussolini’s control, the ally of Germany, so it was better not to. Also, Anne Frank lived in the Netherlands, not Germany. I guess that Kennedy should take history and geography classes.
The fact that he watched The Sound of Music and STILL misunderstood what was going on should tell you that such classes are not anything he'd be interested in 😀
FREE PEOPLE ON THE STREET! FREEDOM & RESPECT!!!
YOU CAN GET YOUR SHOT, BUT IF I DO NOT WANT I DESERVE RESPECT THAT IS IT!
I seriously dislike all that Don Jr is, stands for, has done. But...that clip of D Jr trying to speak like an adult...that was just freaking embarrassing.
Don't worry! Whether you like him or not, he is he for ou and so is his publicist Jimmy Kimmel.
Yup
@@sweiland75 Wut?
@@TheDarkness1 My thoughts exactly
@@sweiland75 you know if you tap the three dots you can edit your comment for sense and spelling errors
Weird living during "The Fall of the USA"--thought we had more time.
The non-doctor with the very popular anti-mandate substack invented the optical mouse and is at least 2X as intelligent as Kimmel. Maybe 3X.
The only thing Kimmel has going on in his life is trashing other people. He is completely pathethic execuse for a man.
100X!
In 1980, Kirsch and Richard F. Lyon independently invented the first versions of the optical mouse. Kirsch has started several companies.
Someone needs to let Junior know that China has been nuclear capable for decades. Fortunately daddy did not get to nuke any hurricanes.
One question for DJTJ, "Coke or Pepsi?" I would wager Coke. Lots and lots of Coke.
Whoever gets it for him could become a multimillionaire for selling the story.
He's the new spokes pirate for Captain Morgan. Argghh maytee, mix my rum with Coke.
I think you are correct. I have been a user of alcohol for many years but always stayed away from drugs. I had plenty of access to cocaine in the 80's as I had friends that used it. I can recognize a cocaine rant, and this was one.
@@JamaicanRain I guess that guy will make even more from selling him more of the drug. And I D. jr. is not the only rich person he is selling his stuff to.
Think you have him and Bidens son mixed up... 🤔
Wow. Don Jr. is falling apart. Drunk? High? I'm not sure, but he is a mess.
Both. Drunk and high. He gives coke heads a bad name.
There are usually many comments diagnosing the chemistry experiment we call Jr..
... probably too many green M&Ms 🤔
It's genetic.
Kimberly will do that
OUR CHOICE MATTER TOO!
so Kimmel is up there making claims and then goes on to poke fun at Steve (Kirsh) because he isn't a doctor?????? hey Kimmel, are you a doctor?????
Don Jr. trying to emulate his daddy's delivery.
Aww, how sweet, lol.
Sadly doesn't work for either one of them
His teeth trip me out. He talks like he's wearing a poorly-fitted set of dentures.
He's clearly been practicing his air accordian!
Cocaine would appear to be a helluva drug.
Ken Reynolds doing his best Ben Shapiro impression.
I was thinking the same but i think he references joe rogan here as well (asks Jamie for assistance, from offscreen)
Ken needs to be a recurring character
I thought the same thing. Ben Shapiro is one of the few conservatives I actually like these days.
@@byindani Yeah, I also like watching him due to how comically sad he is. He is so bad at debate and political analysis that its almost feels like he is a parody of actual intellectuals. I'm still laughing at that 'my wife never had a W.A.P.' joke! LOL
_Ken Reynolds doing his best Ben Shapiro impression._
I don't know. Unlike Ben Shapiro, he seemed to know that WAP isn't a sign of disease. Well, I don't know. Maybe it _is_ when you're talking about M&Ms? :)
Ben Shapiro? Wow, talk about a dry January, huh? I _do_ hope I'm not the only one who remembers his hilarious comment about asking his wife this stuff. Otherwise, maybe this would seem weird?
Nobody’s stopping RFK from hiding in an attic. That was always allowed. You’re also still allowed to travel between states.
In fact, in RFK's case, hiding in an attic is actively encouraged. Heavily, even. I'll kick-in some cash the longer we don't see or hear from him, and I suspect I wouldn't be alone in filling that pot.
I wanna hear what RFK has to say, too, and critique it for myself. Nobody in their right mind should simply allow the corporate state to demand censorship of an attorney that has handled serious environmental cases. If he’s nuts we can decide without billionaires telling us what to decide.
NOT MORE FEAR!!
So i guess Jimmy Kimmel is a politician nowadays.
DJTJ is obviously high AF.
THE BEST!
IS YET!
*TO COME!*
FJB
@@deant1607 So you prefer traitors.
Got it
@@spacesuitor yep biden rots in jail.your right
.
@@deant1607 *you're.
Between "what a moron" and "what a stupid son of a bish"
I can't decide which one i like best😆
The reporter said within three hours, President Joe Biden was on the phone with him apologizing.
Shall we go down memory lane...
"Mr. President, the American people are scared. what do you say to them?"
"I say you are a horrible reporter."
"That is a stupid question. You always ask stupid questions."
"Don't you talk to the president of the United States like that! Don't you ever talk to the president of the United States like that!"
"You're a loser! CNN should be ashamed that they hired you."
One is a pale imitation of the other...
I’d have liked “GFY,” but spelled out.
@@lastjob2011 No, do not post the top part of what you claim without proof. Anyway,
Joe Biden would need to make a public apology to Mr. Doocy, because he was seen on
camera making his remark to Mr. Doocy public.
@@robertveith6383 Doocey confirmed it himself. You love Trump's statements?
If it comes down to ranking how well or badly your children will do in prison--maybe they belong in prison!
Ya hunter
I'm just here to say I think that lady dancing was awesome.
It would be fun to watch Jimmy do his show live in the street in Ottawa today.
"Robert obviously never finished the book." LMFAO.
@George Morenstein you didn't finish the book either did you? They weren't able to hide, they were caught.
The way Don Jr talks is like he’s badly mocking his dads voice 😆
The supreme court just blocked the left's fascist vax mandate for good
he's trying too hard to be like him
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb And that has what to do with the subject at hand?
But it sounds and looks like he is under influence.
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb this is an arby’s
Let one rip? You mean like Rudy Giuliani did in court?
Hello how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!
Joe Biden let a fart rip next to Camilla in England, and she was disgusted.
You are the ideal citizen if you avoid others, wear a cloth on your face, and take as many jabs as the government deems necessary. Every citizen’s freedom to make healthy choices has been replaced with a legal obligation to be healthy-an obligation that must be fulfilled at all costs, without considering the individual, and without liability for those pushing these “healthy measures” when they cause harm.
Says guy who thinks being an ideal citizen is agreeing with everything your right-wing masters tell you to, and hating anyone they tell you to, and being so in their pocket you get mad at comedians that make jokes that hurt their feelings.
You're here because one of your right-wing media masters got his feelings hurt by comedy.
Hey Jimmy, Congrats to your Creative Team for the "Don Jr." segment - MAGA P.I.
...Trump (known as “Don the Con” for decades in NYC) by the numbers:
$2 million in damages were paid by Trump in 2019 to 8 charities after New York’s AG sued Trump for fraud and won (Trump was found guilty of spending charitable dollars on his personal, business, & political interests)
30,573 false or misleading claims were made by Trump in the 4 years of his presidency
11,780 votes were illegally asked for by Trump in a recorded phone call with Georgia election official
780 retired generals and former national security leaders spoke out against TRUMP during his tenure
725+ have been charged for the Jan 6th insurrection, which was led by ringleader Trump, via his tweet to “fight like hell”
60+ big lie legal challenges were lost by Trump (100% of ALL big lie legal challenges included Trump appointed judges)
15 covid cases TRUMP said would go down to 0 soon…has now reached over 64 million (and still counting)
13 business failures and 6 bankruptcies is Trump’s "business" resume
11 Trump associates have now been charged with crimes
10 new GOP state laws shift power of elections from votes to partisan entities
7 states submitted fraudulent Electoral College documents (to support Trump’s big lie), each signed by GOP party/state officials
🙌
Don Jr. is the absolute definition of "cringe".
The woman dancing was way worse
Don Jr has THE MOST punch able face I've ever seen!
Right up there with Martin Shkreli.
He was doing an impression but I can't tell who he was supposed to be.
@@ChrisAlbertH47 He was trying to emulate daddy dearest
The Don Jr. Show was hilarious... You guys are really good. Thanks.
Sad he needs an intervention to get off the nose candy
Lol that music got me
Freedom!
Fully vaxxed and not part of the crazy thing he was talking about...
But after he said it, I realized I am that weird lady that dances at the farmers market.
Don't worry. That makes us both fun 😊❤❤❤
the whole point of the Mars rebranding of M&M's was to be picked up by the right wing's outrage cycle and get a shitload of free advertisement out of it, worked like a charm.
Ha! That's a good hypothesis! 👍
@@FakingANerve Lol, its kind of a no brainer 😂
To cover up the news of them being involved in the same trafficking that nestle was involved with
@@TheDeadKingsRaven was Jimmy Kimmel listed in the Lolita Express flight logs to Epstein's Island?
@@imbretzy Glad you stopped by to add that. 😉
Ivanka being 40 is actually, technically old enough to be a grandmother. True story! 🤦♀️
So is a 17 year old, technically.
I'm 47 and a Great Grandfather. True story!
@@penitentiarychances9459 you must be so proud
God forbid any of them ever reproduce.
@@AlanCanon2222 they all have already reproduced.
“I’m not a doctor but I’m still going to tell doctors that they don’t know what they’re talking about”.
Turned out he was right and people stopped taking them.
Jimmy Kimmel has a lot to learn
Lol thousands of left wing nuts and thousands of right wings nuts. Funny, Jimmy thinks everyone that disagrees with him is a nut
Kimmel has been so disgusting and disingenuous on this subject. I cant even look at him anymore...
He's always been disgusting. Lier and nothing truthful. All lies and fabrications which no one cares Jimbos is telling us
Jimmy should look in the mirror 🪞 more often before calling someone a NUT. 🤦♂️🤦♀️🤦 SMH.....
@@krook5158 Agree. Anyone who cites actual science and data is worth listening to. This just made me think Kimmel is the nut!
K kook
Yet here you are watching and participating
He's not just drunk, there's def some narcotics mixed in there on the Don Jr. Show.
The way his nose 👃 is twitching, I wonder What 😳 🤔 it could it be?
That’s the passé cocaine the 80s old people drug
@@isabellejaubert-fried1622 don jr is old school,fdjr,fdjt.
Damn baby Don, lay off the blow next time you wanna rant
M&Ms? Glad to see Republicans finally have a agenda.
😂🤣😅
lmao that's funny
Yup, they are going after the chocolate on the inside because racism and their minds have a thin candy shell.
They're still crying about Potato Head
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 spot on!!
Who in the actual F is laughing at this in the crowd?
didn't Kimmel pretty much just say "don't listen to me (either) , b/c I'm not a doctor"?
That woman's braid spun any more when she "danced", she would be airborne.
Helicopter Helicopter
🤣🤣🤣
Deadheads Live
Remember when this guy wasn't a TOOL?
Here’s an idea for a portion of the show: ask a bunch of holocaust survivors and their children about what they think when people compare inconvenienses to WW2 Germany.
Ask them how they like their country being transformed into 1930's Germany.
"Inconveniences" of genocide?!?! My grandparents survived the holocaust and the comparison to vaccine mandates, masks etc is disgusting!
@@silkcitysocialist420 so because your grandparents lived through something horrible, YOUR feelings about the comparison matter? Ok
@@jaycee8329 yes they do, apparently to several people.
@mikael englund no we don't!! Wtf are you watching? 😂🤣
It is amazing that Jimmy gets away with a bold -face lie.
It’s a comedy show dude. It’s not “news”.
@@toniroberts8117 Yes that is true but he does not get "censored" or "fact-check" in any way.
?
What lie? Pray tell
DON JR.: the 80s hit TV series with more blow than Miami Vice. 🤣
How do people watch this?
I always come to check out the comments and I never get responses or they just get deleted.....yeah it's pretty baffling how ignorant these people are.
@@pjlmtg316 ignorant and not even a little bit entertaining or funny
Thank you for showing so many people that wonderful clip of Don Jr.!
Love that cigars and shotguns blurp,what a guy, every kid in the USA should be so lucky!!!!
We need to start calling Don Jr. "Blackbird"... every time we see him he's higher than an SR-71....
Commenting just to see what kind of response you get from this very specific aviation legend reference.
I won't. The SR-71 achieved way more than D. jr. will ever do. Calling him "Blackbird" would be an insult to the engineers who developed and tested that aircraft type.
Is more like the loose METHeorite!!!
@@FrankBenlin What are your expectations?
@@lf7469 "METHorite".... LOL good one...
haven't watched Kimmel in years and yup, he's still talking about Trump. I imagine I'm not the only one who doesn't watch him anymore.
End the mandates. It's not working
It’s just don jr. Coke eyed and hammered. Stilly goose like usual. I thought the right was anti drugs lol.
My thoughts exactly. So high how did he manage not floating up to the ceiling!
The supreme court just blocked the left's fascist vax mandate for good
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb good thing cuz they r treating us like Helen Keller.
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb I'll never visit a company that doesn't mandate a vax.
@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb
The same supreme court also threw out Treasonous Trump's bid to block his facsist correspondence concerning 1/6 attempted coup. 😂
First Mr. Potatohead, now the green M&M. How is Tucker ever going to get laid now that his spank bank is gone???
😂
Your mom is free!
@@krazertonthe1st37 so is your dad.
Pretty rude and inaccurate to call them anti vax nuts.
Jr. Is drunken and drugging himself to oblivion. 🍳
Cool! Don't need him around.
Nobody (including Don Jr.) knows how much powder has marched up his nose.
Hunter Biden loves his meth they are all the same!
@@roaddog7370 Nah
@@roaddog7370 So do you by the sounds of it.
@@realnowheregirl please explain how "nah" applies to the situation. Hunter Biden has a very problem riddled drug addiction filled history.
@@AshtontheCryptid ,You like meth thanks for telling us this!
Junior literally sounds like he's trying to audition as SNL's next Donald, like he's clearly doing an over the top impersonation of his own father. It is more sad than drunk Hasselhoff eating a floor cheeseburger.
Geez i forgot about that one.wasnt that something to watch.can u Image when he sobered up& saw that yikes!!
Blast from the past!
I dunno.. that brown M&M still reads as 'dominatrix on the weekends' to me.
Strong "Mousy librarian who is suddenly hot when the the glasses come off and the hair is down" vibes, too.
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I was thinking the same thing!
@@noname-ue7lb Go ride into the desert on your horse with no name.
@@noname-ue7lb Tucker's already got Jesus, and it doesn't seem to be helping with the whole candy-fetish thing...
@@noname-ue7lb but Satan is more fun! love me some demonic good times.
So Jimmy basically states that if you're not a doctor you should stop talking (and your a nut) yet he's not a doctor himself and speaks with the utmost authority on the matter?
I love that "Sieg Hail Mary" play! That typically comes after the "Green Bay Sweep" fails miserably!
They never listen to their father speak have you heard Donald Trump ramble he is a master of the ramble
apparently, you have not heard Biden speak off the cuff or Kamala Harris' various speeches
You guys hear RFK jr? He says the unvaccinated are worse off than Anne Frank ("at least she could hide in an attic"). That's exactly where we're at, well, without the stripping of citizenship, confiscation of all property, forced slave work detentions, segregation into death camps, and mass extermination. But, other than those things, same thing, right? You rock, Robby!
Left out gestapo torture. But the unvaccinated still have it worse.
here are things from a recent poll of how democrats feel about the unvaccinated. 55% of Democrats favor fines for the unvaccinated; 59% say the unvaccinated should be “confined to their homes”-essentially under house arrest-except in emergencies; 48% say government should be allowed to fine or imprison people who question the effectiveness of Covid vaccines; 45% would approve a plan to let the unvaccinated “temporarily live in designated facilities or locations”; 29% would endorse “temporarily removing parents’ custody of their children if parents refuse to take the COVID-19 vaccine.”. Sounds like it is kind of flowing that direction.
@@wickedmike1465 gotta love those freedom loving dems ;)
@@wickedmike1465 a poll is not actual policy or even proposed policies.
He also mentioned escaping over the mountains - so I guess he at least finished The Sound of Music?
Gotta love an adult whose conception of the horrors of war seems to come entirely from movies aimed at kids and tweens. I don't think he even made it to reading the actual diary 😕
Can't wait for Tucker to unironically sue Ken. He'll ask for millions of dollars, of course, but he'll settle out of court for getting the Green M&M's phone number
I was getting a bit of a Ben Shapiro vibe there as well.
I just know there's no difference in Steve Doocy and Jim Acosta's tactics. They're 2 peas in a pod working for 2 different networks on opposite ends of the spectrum. Their only goal is to ask gotcha questions.
@@brianjacobs1283
Oh Brian....the Covid is affecting your cognitive abilities again. Faux Noiz requires Whataboutism...not Equivication.
methinks Tucker played a lot with Ken and Barbie dolls as a kid, gives of a confused vibe
OMG! I would totally watch Don Jr.’s show based on that promo! 🤣
Totally surprised and sad that an intelligent show (so I thought) would give (less fearful) people a hard time over choosing their right to choose and believe in the power and strength of their God given body and immune system. I kind of thought you have more detachment and insight than this. Yes, it sadens me.
god isn't real
The clip with Snort Jr weightlifting using all back and no legs, wearing a backwards cap, tells a lot
"Backwards cap" tells me everything I need to know about a person.
Every time you see UK Priminister
Boris Johnson, it looks like a party just happened. 🤪
This comment made me laugh so hard! 🤣🤣🤣
Tucker Carlson and his righteous anger about gender roles in cartoon candy ads😂
Boys aren't sexually attracted to "female" M&Ms because they swapped stilettos for sneakers..
🤣
That is just straight bizarre!
Little known fact that he 2 lady M&Ms are a couple. I learned this from a documentary on females in advertising. Spread the news to the white wingers and enjoy the repercussions.
i think they're boots.
I'm only attracted to Bugs Bunny in drag. That soft fluffy fur mmmmmmmm
Seriously. Isn't he embarrassed?!
hahaha I have a weird lady who dances AND sings on her daily walks. She is either very happy, on drugs or I should be very worried about her. Haven't figured that one out yet. Thanks, Jimmy, for all the wonderful entertainment and insight you provide!! Hugs from Canada!!
This show has gone down the drain over the recent years. Good that I don't waste my time with it anylonger.
Pretty impressed by the Don Jr. intro... Cant wait to see what this season brings !!!
I read it as "pretty impressed with Don Jr.". Of course nobody ever said this, including Donald senior.
I like the subtle joke where it seemed to go on maybe a little long, but that's exactly what '80 TV intros feel like now.
I'm 74 years old and I always use my kicks as an indication of my bad-assed-ness. You're late M & M's!
😂
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏❤❤❤
How drunk/high do we think Don Jr. was in that video?
Also, is there a difference in the M&Ms, other than Green’s heels?
Ah, I heard what he said now. Sorry, I smoked too much to be trusted with a phone.
Not as high as hunter when he turned in a Hurtz with crack and his his I.d. In it
@@gfl2157 I mean, he’s pretty open about his addiction struggles and talked about it a lot. Has Don ever said anything about his obvious struggles?
@@user-pt1cz4ot1e I don’t think he has addiction issues don jr. seems pretty normal. And he’s not a blatant criminal who has press and intelligence agencies running constant cover for him. If Donald did I’m pretty sure we would know about it without a doubt. There’s a lot worse things in the biden family then addiction.
@Rick Ton ?
"70 year olds who are inclusive"
Elvira ✊🏳️🌈🦇
Maybe they should make M&Ms stop eating each other seriously on the package it’ll show one of the characters taking a bite out of an m&m. They are cannibals
For as many times as I've wanted to be in one these late night bits, this is one time I am happy they picked someone else!
Lol right.
No vaccine
Watch rumble stew Peters show
@@gagsdoublej4254 Sid Roth is a con man with bs stories, I'll find Jesus without that fraud
@@gagsdoublej4254 Oh... I'm sorry, I asked for the 'no proselytizing' section.
@@nocomment1469
Life is very short and there is no time for fussing fighting with my friend
Whoever thought of 7:18 where Don Jr shoots and blows up the gas truck needs a raise, I spat my coffee out laughing, it was that hilarious.🤣
(If only daddy had been vroom-vroom pretend-driving that truck at the time...)
Biden sucks
But you love Biden?? Seriously man I’m your lost your mind
@@christopherandstephaniehil5782"I'm your lost your mind..." Yeah, you're the smart, sane one 😆
These people would have started a war when New Coke and Crystal Pepsi came out.
I'm chocked to see how distasteful he talked about people protesting for their rights. I can understand why the climate is so much more polarized in the US than here in Sweden when big talk shows present ppl as "anti vaccine nuts".
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We need to show more understanding and have compassion with different views. Not bring ppl further apart with condescending rhetoric.
I'm from Scandinavia too and was shocked also to hear how he was talking about those people who just want to decide themselves what to do with their own bodies. No wonder the US is divided in two. Really sad! And I totally agree with you that we need compassion and understanding. Let's love each other 'cos hating is just too easy. We should aim higher.
Imagine being this obsessed with Trump.
Yeah, trumpanzees spend most of their time making things all about him.
It’s already been commented but it’s worth saying again, Don Jr. sounds like he’s mocking his father in his rant 😂
Lol yeah, I’ll give u that ☝️
Finally, Biden told what he thinks.
and 2min later fogot
@@jasonbauer1345 You "fogot" grammar I see.
ABOVE with what??
@@realnowheregirl not writing a term paper
FJB
"Sig hail mary" what an excellent analogy! Keep up the good work Jimmy!
But he should’ve pronounced it “Zeig,” with a “z” sound.
FJB
Let’s just all believe Fouci and let him change his mind every week on how we should live our lives. I mean who wants freedom right?
Are you vaxxed?
Once again, in real life, it feels like I’m watching the journalists from The Hunger Games Capitol.
That "Triggered much?" was solid. 🤣🤣🤣
Don junior has a really slap-able face, doesn’t he?,.. 👋
The german for that is Backpfeifengesicht.
"what a stupid sob", like he didn't know the mic was on. Peter was brought to tears "that's the nicest thing anyone ever said about me"
FJB
Love your show Jimmy! Definitely the best late night host, imo. You're blind support of EVERYTHING anti-right is becoming a huge problem. I can't even make it through a single monologue lately. If you would just be pro-liberal policies as opposed to pro-conservative that would be great. Unfortunately, you aren't capable of that, and that's sad because so many don't get to enjoy what a great and funny host you are. Try being more ANYTHING other than just hating a dude that isn't even in office anymore. Talk solutions maybe?
Kimmel has been so disgusting and disingenuous on the vaccine mandates subject. I cant even look at him anymore... Democracy dies in darkness...
Do you mean somebody actually thinks that JK is funny? I think that fact is pretty funny all by itself.
@@krook5158 Then don't
@@eugenealvarez4741 I don't. Sometimes I click and pause the video instantly just to read the comments though. Kinda nice to see how many people are waking up to his grift.
Is it me or junior is a perrrfect imitation of dad….same facial expressions, same way of talking…..if we didn t know better one would think it was a joke during a roast…see how well you can do Dad 😂 game
I've never seen a family so bent on destroying their image and reputation! Appropriateness is out the window.
Ya bite me doin great FJB
RFK jr is from Earth 2 & bows to the Deity of 'Q'.
He is absolutely& completely nutso.