The Skyrim Speedrun where you literally just get married

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  • @itsjusteddie7384
    @itsjusteddie7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4466

    “All my organs work fine” - Sounds like something someone whose organs do not work fine would say.

    • @shulmpino5505
      @shulmpino5505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      agreed

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aw I made that same comment

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Drinking your calories via oil is a fast-track to a bucketload of vitamin and mineral deficiencies. Literally just empty calories.

    • @Eggzrgoood
      @Eggzrgoood ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The thickness from olive oil would be punishing to his bowels.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Come to think of it, I've never heard someone who isn't an olive vampire have to say they're not an olive vampire

  • @Koobs
    @Koobs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7185

    I like that doug uses the same bottle in the demonstration, implying he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      There is only one real way to wash down olive oil tbh.

    • @lunaticfae4415
      @lunaticfae4415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Ah yes. The Italian

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I always wash my oil down with more oil.

    • @jeffsan0.5
      @jeffsan0.5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I used the stone to destroy the stone

    • @noahwilson1410
      @noahwilson1410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@SomeOne-vf1rs Dawn Soap lmao

  • @jan_kulawa
    @jan_kulawa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    The most enlightening part of this video was learning at the very start that Doug, who started making "Explained with Food" videos, actually doesn't like cooking. I feel like I was chimed in on a huge secret right there.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Well, we _do_ know Doug isn't actually Doug... But we aren't supposed to tell him that.

    • @chrisgerritsen4791
      @chrisgerritsen4791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 What the fuck do you mean? Does Doug have lore?

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@chrisgerritsen4791 - Yes

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Skippercarlos5 explain mortal

    • @matti.8465
      @matti.8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@benjaminoechsli1941 That was before, since then he managed to overthrow the real Doug, lock him up on a closet, and become the One True Doug.

  • @urabarosso8497
    @urabarosso8497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    As a man that was prescribed to drink olive oil every day for about 2 weeks to heal my skin faster, I must say Doug's olive oil chugging skills are on point, but I would add a slight hint of disgust onto his blank stare, just for realism

    • @Iron_Stigmata
      @Iron_Stigmata 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Wait, did the olvid oil actually help your skin???

  • @avory8517
    @avory8517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    I ACTUALLY started watching that stream when he was talking normally and chat was screaming I was so confused it was such a fever dream

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Oh my god that's so funny

    • @cornman8942
      @cornman8942 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Edited?

    • @Szriko
      @Szriko 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@cornman8942
      It originally said they support the removal of roe v wade

    • @olive4200
      @olive4200 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Szriko 2 years ago?

    • @benjaminhixson3918
      @benjaminhixson3918 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@olive4200they’re a soothsayer

  • @Omeg1
    @Omeg1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10711

    Doug: I built my whole channel around explaining things with food
    Also Doug: I HATE cooking man

    • @benalor1973
      @benalor1973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      That caught me off guard when I heard that.

    • @m.dekustextingstories
      @m.dekustextingstories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's so true tho!

    • @MetaKaios
      @MetaKaios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Well jeez, I should hope he hates cooking Man. Cannibalism is better when it's raw.

    • @saberwarlord7784
      @saberwarlord7784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@MetaKaios underated comment

    • @luisettk4984
      @luisettk4984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah super surprising!

  • @lilwillcd
    @lilwillcd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5998

    Doug is like every history teacher. He has a main objective but then just starts talking about taking olive oil shots.

    • @malenixius
      @malenixius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I really want to meet your history teacher.

    • @WTFMANify
      @WTFMANify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Why is this so accurate

    • @IronDJW
      @IronDJW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Why are history teachers so animated?

    • @displays6461
      @displays6461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      this is so accurate

    • @hogsboots7454
      @hogsboots7454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      who and where are these history teachers

  • @TheLefty5o2
    @TheLefty5o2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    I think one of my favorite things about Doug's videos is that there almost always seems to be like an A plot about what he's doing on stream and then a B plot if whatever the hell twitch chat is on about.
    Like A plot of speedrunning skyrim, but also B plot of olive oil.

    • @Blue-om9xn
      @Blue-om9xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      C plot: What is happening

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      it's like r&m sometimes b plot is even more interesting than the main one

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Blue-om9xn D plot: chat burning for their sins

    • @gremlinman9724
      @gremlinman9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i honestly think it's more like the A plot is the inside joke that they decide for that day, then the b plot is what they're trying to do, then there's a c plot of minor hijinks that happen because of the joke.

    • @3eve0n
      @3eve0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      C plot is chat's never ending divorces.

  • @evandermursh8410
    @evandermursh8410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    The more Doug tries to convince us he isn't an oil vampire the more convinced I am he is an oil vampire

  • @mytomanen_bre
    @mytomanen_bre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Balimund: Hello traveler, what can i do for you?
    Dragonborn: You wanna buy that hunting bow in your pocket for 16 gold, like 30 times?
    Balimund: You drive a hard bargin my friend. I'm in.

  • @Gil_07
    @Gil_07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    I’m very happy with the higher quantity of videos even if they aren’t as crazily edited. It’s still super entertaining

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Are you kidding me right now? Did you not watch the video, at all?

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me too. I love how many he is pumping out lately

    • @AlanaBananaCanada
      @AlanaBananaCanada 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Quantity > Quality?
      No, with doug its Quantity = Quality

    • @agr0nianTV
      @agr0nianTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Gotta remember this is his 2nd channel the vids he thinks are super high quality go on the main channel even though I think the majority of these vids would be perfectly fine on the main channel

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean, this video is quite crazy

  • @heiloloheimir
    @heiloloheimir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10490

    Congratulations on getting married Doug! Try not to get divorced like the rest of us

  • @theforesttroll
    @theforesttroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    Never go out drinking w Doug, he'll drink the frycook out of buisness

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hahahahhahhahahahahahahha

    • @justskip4595
      @justskip4595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Back in the day when I was in the army, we got to eat only once a day when out in the forest/swamp in the winter. I brought so much of my own food there and canned tuna in oil was great and it horrified others that I drank the oil and licked the can.
      I lost 15-20kg of mostly muscles in 3-4 months. I can not stress how hungry I was. (It also included 5 days that I could not eat because sick and so sore throat that I could not even speak with 39-40C fever)
      Also plus side of tuna in oil compared to tuna in water. Oil didn't freeze as easily.

    • @RandomRakkoon
      @RandomRakkoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As someone who has filled fryers with oil multiple times, that is terrifying to think about. Those containers are huge…

    • @CARTERWM95
      @CARTERWM95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fine take my like

    • @dancinswords
      @dancinswords 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@justskip4595 I don't even need the extenuating circumstances, sounds good tbh. And tuna is really good at protein, too; Doug could consolidate his whole diet into cans of tuna in oil

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    For anyone curious, the 1st place runner, Waz, has shaved an additional 30 seconds off the WR run, down to 2:27

  • @captainlazyartist2038
    @captainlazyartist2038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Came for the marriage stayed for the olive oil addiction

  • @skorie6180
    @skorie6180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    This is the most Doug Doug video ever, it just encapsulates everything about him and his audience

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So much it needed an extra doug

    • @Blastia2k
      @Blastia2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IT HURTS

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "I piss out pee like a normal human."
    - Douglas "Diablo the Cheater" Wreden, 2022.

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Douglas "Olive Oil drinker" Wreden

    • @Balen-
      @Balen- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@foodafen7406be quiey

  • @Sleepy-oi3xh
    @Sleepy-oi3xh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5745

    Doug talking about taking shots of olive oil are still just as horrifying as when I heard it live. I feel like there are better ways to eat fat but....if it works it works. Go Doug?

    • @killersquad670
      @killersquad670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +864

      i'm genuinely struggling to see how shotting olive oil is better for your body than just.. eating some rice.. but hey, im not a dietician

    • @mayorbradley3952
      @mayorbradley3952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Fun Fact: Don't do Olive oil shots, there's absolutely no nutrients and is just a waste of calories.

    • @cyrlizardboots878
      @cyrlizardboots878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@killersquad670 cuz it's not, keto is for kids with epilepsy. Absolutely no benefit for people who just want to loose weight and don't have seizures.

    • @Idk-do1ui
      @Idk-do1ui 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@mayorbradley3952 The main nutrience is the fat itself. Taking a bunch of oil shots is unhealthy, but oil and fat in itself is not bad. Stop spreading stupid “fun facts” that are just blatant lies.

    • @mantis9693
      @mantis9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mayorbradley3952 what if ur bulking

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I remember watching this stream, trust me, you haven't seen half of the insanity the horse tilt caused Doug.

  • @samjones7296
    @samjones7296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Doug: gets severe body issues with sleeping, has no idea why.
    Also Doug: "half of my diet is olive oil"

    • @88Moebius8
      @88Moebius8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @cartwheel76
    @cartwheel76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    Marcurio is always my go to skyrim partner, happy to see doug woo him, even if its for selfish gain.
    Edit: wait no why are you killing him

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's a funny comment right there. 👍

    • @Ptr-ck7if
      @Ptr-ck7if 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @today was a good day why do you just keep linking these random videos!? its not just u but a ton of people! why!?

    • @soringlade7944
      @soringlade7944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@Ptr-ck7if Bots. Best we can do is report them and ignore them.

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @today was a good day fake fkker

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@soringlade7944 and help me report them for impersonation

  • @rafaelbordoni516
    @rafaelbordoni516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I can't believe he talked about chugging 1k cals of olive oil and didn't expect the stream to not turn into complete chaos, I almost vomited just listening lmao

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doug has committed a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora.

  • @elliotthartup4095
    @elliotthartup4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Depending on what kind of olive oil he's taking shots of, one makes a lot more sense tasting bad than the other. Extra virgin stuff is the kind you eat as is on salads and stuff because it has a milder flavour, non virgin olive oil has a harsher taste and is mainly used in cooking where the other flavours can mask the less appealing flavour of the oil.
    Edit: nevermind he tells us what kind of oil it is, there's no saving this man

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also most american olive oil isn't even olive oil, something to do with the literal mafia

    • @elliotthartup4095
      @elliotthartup4095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@schoo9256 as if there weren't already enough reasons to trust American food standards, now the damn mafia is in on it

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Non virgin olive oil is mostly saturated fats as well.

    • @yumi9626
      @yumi9626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BrunodeSouzaLino bruh then how is it a liquid?

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yumi9626 Coconut oil is 93% saturated fats and it's also a liquid.

  • @Daylen151
    @Daylen151 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    for anyone wondering the song around 26:00 is from the band "the mad dash" and also called "mad dash" from their EP "time"
    it's super obscure and was apparently made for the game mad dash racing on the xbox in the early 00s which i can't say i've ever heard of. doug? where the fuck did you find this? how even? anyways it fucking slaps so check it out. the whole EP is on youtube with barely 5k views

    • @lemonthief964
      @lemonthief964 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo thanks so much! This song hits so hard!

    • @koperak6070
      @koperak6070 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      omg ive been trying to find the song for the past 10m genuinely trying to hear out the lyrics into google tysm!!!!!

    • @Daylen151
      @Daylen151 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@koperak6070 look them up the lyrics are funny as hell. i gotchu

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's up to 43K views eight months later!

    • @sirgoreth9176
      @sirgoreth9176 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      love me some ska!

  • @rdunn86
    @rdunn86 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I was not expecting to sit down for a relaxing TH-cam video and then less then five minutes in have to frantically get my sons attention and say “I don’t care what DougDoug does do not do shots of olive oil. Just eat bread and be happy” but here we are. And my son knew exactly what video I was talking about.
    Thank you for creating fun parenting memories.

  • @daburgerbandit1598
    @daburgerbandit1598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I love the flow of your content...
    "We're doing a speedrun to get married!"
    *literally a minute later
    *explaining how he eats olive oil

  • @keithscott4013
    @keithscott4013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +695

    Don’t worry about the consummation of the marriage
    This is Diablo the cheater who turned the game into an inter dimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer

    • @AzuriteCoast
      @AzuriteCoast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gonna say:
      Huh?

    • @totallynothatguy
      @totallynothatguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@AzuriteCoast AAA WHAT US GOIJG ON EHO SRE YPI WHERE AM I WHAT ARE YOU DOING ????!!!??!!

    • @squishysnowball
      @squishysnowball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      divorce

    • @P204N
      @P204N 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Don't worry about the consummation of the marriage, worry about the consumption of olive oil

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And today, this motherFUCKER IS NAMED AFTER ME!

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    The most romantic thing i've seen in at least 10 minutes

    • @Sin3134
      @Sin3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Report my fake

    • @lukenukemson2231
      @lukenukemson2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happened at least 10 minutes before you saw this?

    • @johnpoon6110
      @johnpoon6110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lukenukemson2231 Probably something more romantic

    • @lukenukemson2231
      @lukenukemson2231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@johnpoon6110 That's simply not possible though. I mean, nothing's more romantic than racing as fast as you can to a city and paying someone to marry you before setting them on fire.

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lukenukemson2231 especially when it includes chugging down olive oil! So romantic🤤

  • @gzmgavin0729
    @gzmgavin0729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It’s incredible that Skyrim is as old as it is and is still replayable. The music may be nostalgic enough to make me cry now, but Skyrim will always be one of my favorite games.

  • @oceant1457
    @oceant1457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    if a vampire drank doug's blood it would probably not be blood, just olive oil.

  • @immortalsun
    @immortalsun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    “I am profoundly lazy with food. I despise cooking; I cannot stand it.”
    Says the guy with a channel about cooking analogies.

  • @MetaKaios
    @MetaKaios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    26:27 Is the olive oil turning him Italian?
    Or maybe that gesture has never actually had anything to do with being Italian, and it just inexplicably happens when you have too much olive oil in your body. We're on the verge of a scientific breakthrough on this channel.

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Fun fact: the pinching gesture is actually a deep subconscious suggestion planted by the oil to prepare you for a career as an olive picker. Nature is amazing!

    • @GreiH
      @GreiH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @That clone trooper in the back on the high ground pizza is actually a fairly recent culinary development, as tomatoes are from South America

    • @artifalse
      @artifalse ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@GreiH 500 years is recent to you? Way to out yourself as immortal, damb

  • @jennb1398
    @jennb1398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Doug, pls. No more oil shots. Buy some pre-sliced ham or turkey, fold in half, spread cream cheese, put a pickle spear, and roll it up. Pickle wraps, low carb, and tastier than oil

    • @Randomd0g
      @Randomd0g 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      I really enjoy the fact that his first thought was “olive oil shots,” and the first time was somehow not bad enough for him to bother to think of an alternative as easy and simple as “rolled up turkey slices”

    • @samuraigorilla2311
      @samuraigorilla2311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Randomd0g olives, avocados, and nuts are also pretty good and they dont require effort

    • @craviel7360
      @craviel7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@samuraigorilla2311 nut butters too!

    • @craviel7360
      @craviel7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Not to mention normal butter or mayonnaise

    • @adjustedbrass7551
      @adjustedbrass7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@samuraigorilla2311 eh, avacados have a lot more carbs than you think. I think it's like 20 per fruit, which is pretty high for keto. Now olives? Delicious. My prefered method is heavy whipping cream.

  • @itskandar7309
    @itskandar7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Imagine being an hunter in skyrim and you hear "omg it's too fast where the fuck am I" and you see a naked man levitating and then promptly falling from the sky and dying

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can't believe "what is happening" and the beginning of the olive oil lore both came from the horse tilt stream

  • @skrilllfury2120
    @skrilllfury2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    Doug being on Keto and not being able to have naan and pizza is the most depressing thing I have ever heard. That being said, hopefully it still goes well.

    • @Practitioner_of_Diogenes
      @Practitioner_of_Diogenes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You really just need to find alternative styles of dough when it comes to pizza and bread while on keto.

    • @comedysilver234
      @comedysilver234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      my mom says that keto is actually terrible for you in the long run

    • @Acrophobia2
      @Acrophobia2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@comedysilver234 it is really hard on your renal system but it’s a good way to loose weight

    • @Kanglar
      @Kanglar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@Acrophobia2 Or you could just eat less food and lose weight. Any diet that cuts out an entire group of nutrients is stupid. Fad diets are not healthy just eat like a normal human, balance is key.

    • @oMuStiiA
      @oMuStiiA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Acrophobia2 diets should be about eating healthy above all else. The point of losing weight is to be healthier, or it should be. If your diet isn't any better for you than being obese then it's pointless.

  • @karlbergman5678
    @karlbergman5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Fun fact: ever since Dougdoug began streaming divorce rates have increased by 300%

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Meanwhile, consummation rates have plummeted. 😔

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Did you know that 100% of divorces are between married couples? Scary stats I know, you can avoid this by never getting married

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pluto3194 no way bro, what's your source

    • @wrenamethyst868
      @wrenamethyst868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I thought this said Divorced rats

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@wrenamethyst868 The rodent community is falling apart at the seams... 😔😔😔

  • @idontneedaname318
    @idontneedaname318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The olive oil tangent was the most bizarre thing ever sir that cannot be good for you please eat food

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      especially considering fat is so easy to find in food. one of the biggest complaints of people on low-fat diets is how much fat there is in everything lol

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lunaangeleclipse9745
      He's doing this literally to drink calories like how we can drink soda and Gatorade for sugar and protein shakes for protein. It isn't hard to find fat, it's just easier to eat plain fat. Every other source of fat requires time to collect and cook, and shots of olive oil are rhe most efficient time wise. Pork takes 10 minutes to cook and then another 5 to eat, 500 calories. 5 shots of olive oil takes 45 seconds to drink, 500 calories.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xCCflierx the pork is 500 calories and about 200% your daily sodium in just those 500 calories

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@xCCflierx
      you don't drink soda *for sugar*
      you drink it for taste.
      Without nutrients, calories don't do anything for you.

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@xCCflierx I drink soda because it tastes nice, not "for sugar" lmao. Also, unless doug is living solely off olive oil, he will at some point have to eat a normal meal. Why not increase the fat intake there? Add a few extra slices of ham to your sandwich. Put some extra cheese on your pasta. *Put more olive oil in the pan when frying things.* Heck, a nice bag of almonds could get you those 500 calories.

  • @DEATHBYFIRE09
    @DEATHBYFIRE09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    In the spirit of Doug's Lore, he should start a new category: Divorce%. Exactly the same as marriage%, but the time ends when you kill your spouse or otherwise end your relationship. I think it would really revitalise the speedrunning community.

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "The marriage was never consummated"
    I'm dying

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I'm loving these more chat oriented streams being turned into videos, where the chat plays a bigger role than the game at some points. It's really entertaining. Part of why I love Doug's videos is how much chat interaction there is. Don't get me wrong I still love the normal style of videos and I don't think these would do very well as main channel vids.

  • @kinoko6096
    @kinoko6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The fact that Doug drinks olive oil isn’t something I expected but nevertheless I am not surprised

  • @coutinho2322
    @coutinho2322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "I can become top 10 skyrim speedrunner, I just need to play the best gta V of my life" Doug, Doug 2022

  • @Eddyithink
    @Eddyithink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:00 btw, I appreciate that you always detail the stream's concept even more than the title, thanks to that textbox at the bottom right!

  • @_Unlived_
    @_Unlived_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I've been speedrunning this IRL. Turns out i'm pretty shit at speedrunning. 19 years and haven't even gotten a girlfriend yet. This is looking like potentially a sub 30 run at best.

    • @Hadvar
      @Hadvar ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ah, see, you forgot to play the version in which you can tell who's interested in you by wearing an amulet.

  • @howdoesonename7090
    @howdoesonename7090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Me: Clicks on this video expecting funny skyrim content
    Doug: 'I do olive oil shots as a staple part of my diet'
    Me: Cries in the corner while Doug flees Helgen like nothing is wrong
    Edit: I could not have predicted how much worse it got.

  • @genericguyben7012
    @genericguyben7012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I’m surprised Doug even got to talking to someone . Well done

    • @breadcrumb37
      @breadcrumb37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      isnt marcurio a guy??

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@breadcrumb37 So?

    • @breadcrumb37
      @breadcrumb37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@geo4876 op edited their comment. originally it said girl instead of someone.

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@breadcrumb37 Oh, that makes more sense.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Olive oil boy

  • @jaredtheastralartist2510
    @jaredtheastralartist2510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Hopefully we can get the support we need to stop Dougs olive oil addiction

  • @RoseAbrams
    @RoseAbrams ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I don't piss olive oil."
    That sounds exactly like what someone who pisses olive oil would say.

  • @nate472
    @nate472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That entire interaction at 19:30 is probably the funniest thing I've seen on twitch

  • @vixolp
    @vixolp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The "WHATS IS GOING ON" stream was definitely the funniest stream I have been in

  • @TheCottoncandy174
    @TheCottoncandy174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    DougDoug is gonna be a chubbyemu case about how a man chugged olive oil all day, everyday and this is what happened to his organs.

    • @Sammie-jp
      @Sammie-jp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Olive-emia. Olive, presence in blood.

    • @luciouspateramoris706
      @luciouspateramoris706 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a million souls will cry.

  • @nikeneon3188
    @nikeneon3188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    DougDoug:I have health issue
    Also DougDoug: I drink glasses of olive oil

  • @lambdalandis
    @lambdalandis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love when these videos include a little bit of lore background. Even when I originally watched this stream I missed the explanation of the olive oil shots

  • @revvyishonisd5027
    @revvyishonisd5027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Twitch chat divorce speed run? Run starts when you say “I do” and fastest to end the marriage by any means possible wins

  • @ikikaera3402
    @ikikaera3402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Thanks to Doug I've started chugging olive oil too. It has been an amazing journey so far and I cannot wait to achieve the level of grease that Doug has managed to achieve.

    • @opernce
      @opernce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It will prevent creaky joints oiling up your insides

    • @stefthorman8548
      @stefthorman8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Olive oil isn't greasy.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      steft horman As somebody who cooks with it several times a weak... yes. It is greasy. It’s not the greasiest oil but oil is greasy basically by definition.

  • @chalk3
    @chalk3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This video reminds me of when my wife and I were together. Thanks Doug for bringing out the best in all of us.

  • @datmando8861
    @datmando8861 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I played Skyrim for the very first time recently, and made a khajit character. I did a couple quests then found a Khajiit sympathizer and married her only to never return to that save file, he settled down immediately and is freeloading off a woman he just met.

    • @manz7860
      @manz7860 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Barbed D must be good.
      And yes, khajiit have barbed spines on their sex swords

  • @ravenharmon1282
    @ravenharmon1282 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why is Doug's chat the funniest chat ever? Also I feel like his chat makes me laugh more than he does lmao but that means I'm laughing 90% of the video

  • @sunnyd6519
    @sunnyd6519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I can’t tell if Doug is joking about that whole olive oil thing, and I think that’s the scariest part.

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, it’s mildly concerning.

    • @motheraiya
      @motheraiya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I've learned very quickly that even a joking Doug is incredibly serious.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      He was absolutely not kidding. He really seemed surprised that people werent like "huh thats interesting, never tried that" instead of "bro, wtf is wrong with you" like literally any sane human would say

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 I have tried this though. I needed a liquid diet on keto after teeth were pulled. I mixed mine in protein shakes though cause shots are gross. It was temp though. But its still a casual snack. You don't cook a steak every time you want a snack on regular diets, you just open a bag of chips.

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@xCCflierx so in this analogy a bag of chips= literally olive oil shots

  • @Paradox-gb4kk
    @Paradox-gb4kk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I love how twitch chat and Doug get progressively more chaotic as the video goes on. It’s like a whole different narrative

    • @Blastia2k
      @Blastia2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IT BURNS

  • @kaosg374
    @kaosg374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    i really love the increase in content doug glad youre feeling more happy to upload

  • @0Kinn
    @0Kinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "this is how i do it." when he did that it looked like he put olive oil into a shot glass and then drank more from the bottle and didnt drink any water at all lmaooo 2:48

  • @finnebean
    @finnebean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The utter chaos that is Doug's streams will always please me.

  • @batsrcooll
    @batsrcooll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Didn’t know Christmas was being moved to February, I mean why else would we be getting so much heavenly Dougdoug content lately

  • @chitosetakaki9385
    @chitosetakaki9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    If he drinks 3 shots of olive oil then that means he's probably very flammable

    • @lynxfangr
      @lynxfangr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Olive oil isnt really all that flammable, youd have to get it to like 400° before it ignites and at that temp doug would probably have already caught fire

    • @chitosetakaki9385
      @chitosetakaki9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@lynxfangr meant as a joke but thanks for that info anyway

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Always expect your jokes to be explained

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Depends on if it's extra virgin or not

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lynxfangr
      If it's extra virgin, it is.

  • @cherri-sage
    @cherri-sage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Up next: Twitch Chat in Competitive Divorce

    • @tobyonatabe2601
      @tobyonatabe2601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love how of all things to do fast in Skyrim that would probably be among the hardest for twitch chat

  • @basementdwellercosplay
    @basementdwellercosplay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey Doug, I think you need to see a dietary advisor after that olive oil story

  • @varethedemon
    @varethedemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the idea that he does this speed run and submits it, and through the whole thing, he's casually chatting about how he consumes olive oil in shots.

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Its weird hearing Doug say he despises cooking despite his entire channel starting off as being food and cooking based

  • @shannonbb616
    @shannonbb616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I do what I call the “cheese house” challenge. I start a fill and fill my house with cheese. That’s all it is. Just throw it in the floor and see how long it takes to mess up the game. My record is 1009

  • @hhhcontent3930
    @hhhcontent3930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:40 this implies that he washes down the olive oil with more olive oil

  • @ellis812
    @ellis812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is the honestly the funniest video i may have ever seen . the olive oil the horse tilt the random ska break down. i love it this is the first dougdoug video ive ever seen and it broke me inside. good man

  • @gremlinman9724
    @gremlinman9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "you should eat food...you should consume food, or work on consuming food"
    "I just drink shots of olive oil to get my calories"

  • @chinopinowarrior9022
    @chinopinowarrior9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Ah, the origin story of horse tilt addiction. Such an innocent time...

  • @SilverKappa
    @SilverKappa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jesus Christ, Doug. The olive oil thing legitimately made me retch.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Babe! Its 3am time to take your hourly olive oil shot!

    • @xCCflierx
      @xCCflierx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't feel or taste it in a protein shake. Same consistency as a regular smoothie.

    • @Djushie
      @Djushie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's wrong, Babe, you haven't touched you OLiVe oIL?!

    • @nashvontookus7451
      @nashvontookus7451 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xCCflierx
      He doesn't like cooking, so by that point he should just cook with it instead

  • @alicesmith2636
    @alicesmith2636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Whenever I see a Dougdoug video my day is immediately amazing

    • @PenelopeNaomi
      @PenelopeNaomi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Correct.

    • @braedzero8127
      @braedzero8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Today must not be great. This is a DougDougDoug video

  • @NickVoiceActing
    @NickVoiceActing 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    To date this probably remains the most important video in the entire DougDoug lore

  • @the_poisoned_gamer
    @the_poisoned_gamer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:43 one chatter is screaming NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING and my brain defaulted to Markiplier's voice while reading it

  • @Boyo_the_Bear
    @Boyo_the_Bear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Doug as someone else on keto I can say just having a small avacado in the morning and like a ranchy salad in the afternoon with some nuts as snacks is plenty, please stop drowning yourself in the oil lol. I hope your diet goes well though, I managed about 100 pounds down in 6 months so it for sure works!

    • @hurou
      @hurou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      keto isn't even a healthy diet, unless you have an actual condition that forces you to do it, literally find any other diet.

    • @platinumcross4720
      @platinumcross4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hurou Hey, if it works for others, it works. I don't think it's should be a permanent diet, but it should be fine for a short period of time.

    • @parox703f3
      @parox703f3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hurou I lost 70 pounds on keto and I’m perfectly healthy. Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about 🤔

    • @hurou
      @hurou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parox703f3 prepare to gain all that weight back and more when eating normally again. It is the worst because it screws with your bodies ability to take carbs.

    • @parox703f3
      @parox703f3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hurou no matter what diet you do you’re never supposed to go back to eating “normally”. Especially when the way I used to eat was far from healthy, and besides I’ll be fine as long as I still get my daily exercise in and eat low calorie

  • @IAmKrego
    @IAmKrego 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    A Twitch streamer drank three shot glasses of olive oil a day for three years. This is what happened to his Speedrun times.
    D.D. is a 30-year-old male, ☝️ presenting to the emergency room--

  • @livipup
    @livipup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hey, regarding the olive oil thing, you might find soybean oil more palatable because of its neutral flavour and it's a good source of choline, so it might be a healthier choice.
    EDIT: This is probably my favourite video of yours :)
    EDIT: This is definitely my favourite video of yours :D

    • @Atypical-0
      @Atypical-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a great idea take soybean oil defintley won't tank your testosterone levels or anything

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Atypical-0 I mean that is literally true, it won't affect your testosterone levels at all.

    • @livipup
      @livipup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Atypical-0 I'm sure Doug has plenty of testosterone to spare 😌

    • @robertallan8035
      @robertallan8035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is a more neutral flavor, yes, but that may make it worse. I have drunk raw neutral oils before, I despise above all the sensation of such a texture which I can feel in my mouth, but cannot taste at all.

    • @livipup
      @livipup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertallan8035 olive yucky

  • @filblo503
    @filblo503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comming back to this video after having gallstones. The beginning made my stomach hurt just from imagining the ammount of pain id be in if i tried it

  • @CresCoJeffToo
    @CresCoJeffToo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:03 I love how he flaps like that's going to help XD
    good thing water makes any landing safe!

  • @whytide.
    @whytide. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how in every video, there's a subplot where Doug says an offhanded comment and chat keeps bringing it up for hours.

  • @skrilllfury2120
    @skrilllfury2120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    A 30 minute video about Doug getting married?
    Yes.

  • @pumpkinoligarchy6626
    @pumpkinoligarchy6626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was such a fun stream, especially when everyone was screaming for help and Doug just kindly ignored us❤️

  • @drivethrupoet
    @drivethrupoet 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fyi the average person swallowing shots of olive oil would sht their pants without enough warning to even stand up.

  • @richardlionerheart1945
    @richardlionerheart1945 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wasnt expecting the olive oil to return to the plot like that very clever foreshadowing

  • @Loot_Bugs
    @Loot_Bugs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As I was watching I convinced myself that this was an elaborate way to reveal that he was actually getting married irl

  • @AngelofGrace96
    @AngelofGrace96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'd love to see Doug try a 'if I laugh the character dies/I reset the speedrun' video, I feel like he would struggle so hard :D

  • @ethohalfslab
    @ethohalfslab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Actually learning a speedrun is really entertaining content. I loved this video!

  • @dainbramage9508
    @dainbramage9508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The thing about Keto is its great for weight loss and weight management especially in your later years above 30, the body wants to burn carbs and sugars first and use its fat stores only in need of emergencies, but you shouldn't give up carbs forever, you do want a cheat day once per week so that your body doesn't get too effective about burning its precious fat stores, this tells the body "hey, there are carbs coming so you won't have to live off fat for too long so feel free to burn a lot of fat"
    Ketosis is the state where you don't have enough sugars to produce insulin so your body releases ketones into your blood to break down your fat to raise your blood sugar levels back to optimal, there is a bit of a lethargic period where your body switches to burning fat from burning sugar/carbs
    If anyone is looking to lose weight I hope this helps you like it helped me
    Disclaimer:
    I'm not a doctor or dietician, ask your doctor about this diet first, results may vary

  • @warmonger-zc2sf
    @warmonger-zc2sf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doug’s streams are so funny I literally cannot hold my phone while watching them

  • @thepaladinpup2272
    @thepaladinpup2272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "I despise spending time cooking" -man who runs cooking channel

  • @britishtsar3727
    @britishtsar3727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    real keto Doug content we wanted: 0:54 - 3:18.
    the marriage thing was a nice bonus.

  • @PieIsGud2808
    @PieIsGud2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Doug! A few tips about keto. You could replace that olive oil with salami and also take shots of salt. Salt is very important in keto since your kidneys no longer hold nutrients. You piss a lot more in keto and it’s important to restock the salt as opposed to when you mainly eat carbs
    It’s also important to eat till your satisfied. Calories do not matter you just have to not starve yourself and eat all the fat and protein you need until you’re satiated
    Try bacon too that shits great

    • @bobross547
      @bobross547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know this is good info I just have a hard time believing salt shots would be easier than drinking the entire bottle of olive oil

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobross547 oh I never said it was easier, salt shots are hard you gotta drink salted water before you get used to the overtly salty taste of straight salt

    • @bobross547
      @bobross547 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PieIsGud2808 ok then I was under the impression that you are every day having 4 shots of raw salt with nothing else and I thought that I would rather chug the olive oil than turn my tongue into Jerky

    • @PieIsGud2808
      @PieIsGud2808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobross547 yeah I get that lol. It’s 1 shot of salt, don’t remember how much though I’ll have to ask my mom

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People out here optimizing the caloric intake speedrunning category.

  • @justsomeguy6970
    @justsomeguy6970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I never thought a Skyrim speed run would include inter dimensional time travel

  • @Hadvar
    @Hadvar ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "THIS GAME!" Doug yells as he proceeds to glitch the Oblivion out of it :D

  • @mitchellbonds766
    @mitchellbonds766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't always need 40 minutes of absolute chaos. Sometimes 10 minutes of mild chaos more frequently is just as good.