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Please make another emperor model, mate. I'll absolutely buy that. Maybe make it different out of fairness for those who bought it. I understand it's a collection item after all
It'd be funny if Ollannius Pius meet Sanguinius and check his angel wings. So he can poke fun on Big E for claiming He doesn't allow religion yet had Fabulous Hawkboy around.
😂 forreal. Just because he says it's "Beyond his power to kill it" doesn't mean it's not an insane feat to overpower & inprison the strongest C-tan shard. Also he may or may not have traveled to Mars somehow using pure psychic power, which would be insane in its own right, as the fight with the void dragon was wayyy before space travel became a thing, unless he hid it somewhere on earth for a thousand years first
Russ: "Haha I out-drank you and out-ate you!" Big E: "Yes, very impressive my son." Leman: "Man your dad must've had a weak liver and stomach!" Big E: 'Golden belt crack sound effect.'
Not gonna lie, as bad of a dad move as it is, knowing about how the Emperor’s childhood tribe so zealously revered their elders makes me understand why he did. They were both drunk, egos were flaring, and Leman insulted the man whose skull the Emperor had to clean and use as the base for a funeral sculpt of his face. It would be hard for anyone not to lose their temper.
This right here is why I hate the nu-Emperor crap some writers try to push, where he's just an emotionless meat robot. The big E is so much more interesting as an actual guy and, more importantly, far more tragic. Like, yeah, sure, the big E going "Nah, I don't care about the primarchs. They're just tools" is dark, but it is a fart in a hurricane compared to the absolute tragedy of how he loved them and had made all these plans to be a happy family after the crusade, only for everything to go so, so horribly wrong. The man had to hit himself with the psychic lobotomy drill in order to be able to lift a hand against Horus, that's how much he loved the primarchs. It's an order of magnitude sadder and darker than him not caring.
I see the him not caring as a trauma response to him actually caring but to prevent himself being overwhelmed with grief his mind essentially became numb to all compassion
Some say the Emperor once used the tardis to go forward in time and fought orks, aliens, tyranids, elder and the powers of chaos along the eastern arm of the galaxy with his smelly side kick and his inquisitor lover.
6:36 The real reason why the Perpetuals left Big E: He kept making too many pop culture references and shout-outs that no one understand nowadays but them, which they can't take it anymore.
Yeah I get it you love TTS like any well-functioning W40K fans, what most people forget is that TTS Emperor even implied that he was Chris chan in that same episode lol
@@whiteeye3453Were you trying to say temporary ally or is tempolar allay something in Warhammer? I’m new to the franchise so I keep seeing names and words I’ve never seen before and don’t understand lol. It feels like getting into Dune for the first time back in 2021 all over again, in a fun way though
Also you forgot to mention the secret knock he told Corvus Corax to get into his lab. Shave and a haircut, two bits. Goes to show that the emperor has a sense of humor.
@Aleph-Noll It's a 7 note musical call and response from the early 20th century. It was used in musical and comedy numbers, early loony toons cartoons and various other media. If you have seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, it's how Judge Doom flushed Roger out from hiding.
Alfabusa and his friends and staffs have greater ounce of creativity than most of Inquisitor-LARPers that sprout the same dead memes Alfabusa rejuvenates internet's W40K fandom with better stock of humors, despite some silly detractors argued that a number of his jokes are Reddit-tier (which isn't even true considering Hunter The Parenting & Half Life fan-series humour are generally superb and referentially witty to fits the eras of it's portrayal (so it's not tryhard so much to be "current year" hip of anachronistic slangs nor partisan political biases, while colloquially fair to each personalities of original characters portrayed ala mid 2000s era video game/pop culture to the serious plot brimming with young adult, middle-aged and elderly characters, personally I find it even more refreshing than TTS at times)
My headcanon with Leman is that the Emperor was genuinely piss drunk the first time in over ten thousand years after the feast with Leman and that made him loose his cool like that.
@@mykelengieza7057 I heard there was rumor that he was an unnamed or maybe changed named disciple of Jesus and accompanied him into India in his 20s? Or that might have just been some rando on reddit making fan fic.
Sometimes I'm just imagine that emperor created a small realm for human souls in the warp and Legion of the damned is dead space marine whose souls were saved by him
I like to imagine they are the Vengeful souls of those loyalist sons that fought their traitorous brothers tooth and nail on Istvaan 3. Their intense feeling of betrayal, anguish and eventually hatred I think would definitely do something in the Warp
It actually fits with a common theory. After all if humanity can't be saved in the physical realm, then it'd be nice for everyone, not to be eaten by daemons in the afterlife.
@GlynnParry-bs6xg yeah but along the way Lion will go out on his own, Robert will give in to chaos, custodes will forget to lock a door and so on and on with the horrendous story telling.
So that is why the emperor said he didn't like his uncle that much in TTS . I thought it was a throwaway joke but no , it ties back to his history. Neat .
@@puwinsowanri3427 If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device. A wh40k parody made by Bruva Alfabusa. Currently on a indefinite hiatus due to rules made by GW.
The Emperor being his size and as graceful as an Autarch in combat would be an amazing thing to see. Your baseline Aeldari already move at like 2-3 times faster than a human being, with the aspect warriors hone that speed immensely. Autarchs, being the master of multiple aspects, move in a blur practically untraceable be the human eye.
I still think the Emperor being too attached to Horus to be able to kill him, suffering fatal wounds in the process, only for Horus to open Emps' eyes by obliterating Ollanius Pius, resulting in the Emperor obliterating Horus, makes for a more thematic ending. That in-spite of the Emperor's superiority to man, and his love for his sons, he was still able to recognise his true purpose- to destroy Chaos, his true love- a love of mankind.
@@Aberinkula9 We know...we're criticizing it because we prefer some of the themes from the previous lore. Also the new stuff seems a bit overlycomplicated for no reason.
@@MrRawrCEO Look, I understand that a lot of people don't like many of the official lore that GW as a whole builds. I, too, do not like a bunch of it. And, in that particular case, I am not saying that it simply must be accepted. But just to be the most civil as possible I just point that what is done is done and, frankly, could have been way worse as it happened many times already in the setting.
The Chaos Gods love the Emperor. Khorne loves him for his unending wars Nurgle loves him for his unyielding will to endure and how his Imperium rots. Slaanesh loves him for the exquisite pain Big-E is always in. Tzeentch loves him for his convoluted unending scheming.
I can not be the only one who felt sad that the emporor never got to retire and hang out with his sons Imagine how wholesome that would be. Even conrade, angron and Perterarbo would smile
While the obvious implication is that his uncle and father were Cain and Abel, this could also fit the myth of Set and Osiris. Which would ironically mean The Emperor was Horus
@@amberprice9003 There were parallels, but in Master of Mankind, we see that Drachnien was born from the murder committed by Cain, but the Emperor wasn’t Ables son. The Emperor does say that though his father’s murder was not the first murder committed by mankind, it was the first where justice was exacted.
I am disappointed in you MK, you forgot that once we say what the Emperor of Mankind really looks like. When for a moment the Lion saw his true form as just a man of medium height, medium build, medium brown skin and rough shoulder length black hair.
Lol whilst I agree with you and would have been hilarious to read… Just didn’t quite match the tone during the Webbway massacre. Though it would’ve been great to see the Emperor give his best custodies, a butter, knife, telling him to run.
The tower of Babilon was not chaos corrupted. It contained the knowledge of inuncia the language of creation. Olanius did not want The Emperor to get that kind of power.
I think it is useful to think of the emperor kind of like a schizophrenic, with multiple borderline autonomous facets of his personality. One level, the cold detached scientist, saw the primarchs as freakish tools to be used, one level, the warlord, saw them as his generals and soldiers, one level, the ruler, saw them as servants to his rule, one level the father, genuinely saw them as sons whom he wanted to rule by his side and had love for, or at least wanted to in some cases( cough cough angron), and yet another level the human, saw them as powerful forces that are a danger to him, and his plans, and things to be treated with distrust and caution. All of these were in play simultaneously.
Wow Majorkill, these are some really fun facts! Wanna hear another fun fact? If you get drunk and make a video explaining Alpha Legion lore i will buy your next Cosplay Calendar.
All this part about Cabal was fucked up greatly: their plan sounded only great on the paper, and even Eldrad saw that they merely wanted to find a scapegoat (humanity) for something that would be beyond their grasp, because as we know well, Chaos Gods were all well even before creation of humanity, and actually it was Eldar race that created the fourth one.
Subbed for a while now. I'd say at least 1 1/2 years or more. Easily one of the greatest 40k content creators if not THE GREATEST. Love your content. Keep it up!!!
"Neo" isn't just some random name chosen in Matrix and other things, as it means "new" it often literally means "the new man" "the better man". The Illiad uses this with Achilles' son . So Neoth looks like a fake as* name chosen by the big E to act like a gigachad.
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Attempt Number 12 Could the Istvaan V loyalist legions have held Terra? If Chaos forces were are at the same strength during the siege as it happened in canon Vulkan is present at Terra so could close the webway quickly, saving all of the forces who died during the War in the Webway for use in the siege (Custodes, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Silence etc). Due to this, the Emperor would also be free to command and fight in the siege Ferrus Manus is alive and all Iron Hand/Salamander tech is present for the loyalists Raven Guard and Corvus Corax conduct strikes behind chaos lines, similar to how the White Scars operated. Vulkan can't die and Ferrus can level mountains making them a good counter to the Traitor Primarchs Could the Emperor, Vulkan, Ferrus and Corvus have killed Ka'Bhanda, Angron, Mortarion, Horus?
Superb video as always @majorkill. Could you make a video dedicated to the Navigators, the major houses, their politics, relation to the overall Imperium and factions,
That last fact just made the Big E look so much more human... I too will punish my sons if they ever beat me at something. My eldest beat me in a round of street fighter 2 so I recreated Zangiefs spinning likedrover move on him, needless to say child services do not recommend a household that plays fighting games for him.
Ok I'm a little confused on the first part, as Autarchs need to have spent time in at least one of the Aspect Warrior shrines, those shrines were created after Slaanesh's birth/awakening, so when could he have done this? Was he doing it during the Great Crusade? As before it he was busy with the unification wars, before that it was warp storms, and the shrines were made after that.
Hearing the Eldar fighting styles makes me think that you only need a couple more to complete the set: Strength of the Bear, Ears of the Wolf, Speed of the Puma, and Eyes of the Hawk. ;)
I wonder if Majorkill would get to voice a cool character in Hunter The Parenting, spiritual successor of If The Emperor Had A Text to Speech Device made by Bruva Alfabusa.
Holy shit Majorkill! Just got the calendar and looked through it: 1. Very well done, 2. Thank you for putting the spiciest pic of the spiciest chick on September (same birth month), and 3. Jesus Christ the Lioness….
2:00 if the Eldar could have found a way to unfuck themselves and punish the Monkai at the same time, that crap would have happened yesterday..... Oops... I guess their path sucks......
Seeing the Emperor as a more humanized person is way cooler than a stone cold bastard. The teory of him wanting to retire with the Primarchs after the crusade is awesome
4:33 In the Roboutian Heresy, the Cabal were corrupted by Chaos and used as pawns to try wipe out the Alpha Legion who saw their true colors. But the Cabal got wiped out instead.
Would be cool if there was more emperor lore during ancient times since it would make sense for Achilles, Theseus, and Hercules to be proto primarchs without sci-fi armor and weapons
Great video. The only fact I care about the Emperor is He was a good father, no matter what people think about him. He gave the primarchs supreme unaging body, immune to any sickness with super healing and lots of great buffs. He gave them legions, countless other things. Primarchs were ungrateful. And before anyone mention, Angron was pathetic, he was a slave and he never got over the slave mindset, he ruined his own legion.
Don't forget perty being a petty little shit-stain with a fragile ego. Like the dude treated his own sons like disposable trash and still had the gall to whine about how HE wasn't appreciated enough? Like shit.
@@rohamcsigusz wrong guess, man. I'm an unmarried 26 years old. My dad was a very good father and a good husband to my mom. He died due to car accident when I was 17.
People who say he's a bad father really expect him to treat his ADULT sons as children huh? Like what do you expect of the man to read Magnus a bedtime story???
The emperor probably feels like he is the father figure of mankind… he made the primarchs in the form that the imperium needed. He definitely made some mistakes but that’s the reality of being a father. Also the primarchs are like a 5th generation breeding program… obviously you become a less present parent the more children you have.
He shouldve been more specific on how humanity should treat certain zenos. Like "dont kill the eldar unless they are trying to kill you" "kill orks on sight" and "the perpetuals are human at their core just longer lived and uncorruptable so don't persecute them."
coming from a MAN who has seen many futures, seen many horrors, lived forever, has experienced downfall several times, has seen the passing of time take away friends, family, and more - its astounding how the big E hasnt become cold and heartless entirely
I know this is a video about the big E but a thought popped into my head a while ago about cypher. Do you think he’s able to forest walk like the Lion. It would kind of explain why he’s able to escape so easily and be in a number of places across the galaxy.
How could the Emperor who lived through the entire span of humanity and the dark age of technologies, was not able to archive and restore *all* human knowledges, sciences and technologies?
That assumes that the need for archiving was both obvious and timely. It may not have been possible by the time it was clear that humanity’s industrial base would be destroyed by the war against the machines and the ensuing “must destroy everything” mindset humanity had afterwards. You’d think that Big E getting his hands on an STC, just in case, would have been easy when they haven’t yet been unavailable for millennia, but apparently not. There were presumably planets that did have intact STCs after the war but knowing which ones and getting there is another story, what with the warp storms being created in the wake of Slannesh’s birth.
Fact 11 - The Emperor has the highest body count in the entire Imperium as the only guy older than him, Ollanius Persson, was a devout Catholic
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Please make another emperor model, mate. I'll absolutely buy that. Maybe make it different out of fairness for those who bought it. I understand it's a collection item after all
It'd be funny if Ollannius Pius meet Sanguinius and check his angel wings.
So he can poke fun on Big E for claiming He doesn't allow religion yet had Fabulous Hawkboy around.
nah. that'd still be Glenn Quagmire.
Hello Majorkill,
Would you kindly make some lore videos on the Imperial Truth, the Imperial Creed, the Ecclesiarchy? Pretty please? Thank you.
I'd love to see a video focusing on galactic prophecies and how they've changed over time, being upset or carried through.
9:20 "The Emperor wasn't always god tier or mega powerful."
".... So anyway, the Big E beat up a shard of the Void dragon."
😂 forreal. Just because he says it's "Beyond his power to kill it" doesn't mean it's not an insane feat to overpower & inprison the strongest C-tan shard. Also he may or may not have traveled to Mars somehow using pure psychic power, which would be insane in its own right, as the fight with the void dragon was wayyy before space travel became a thing, unless he hid it somewhere on earth for a thousand years first
The way it's described in the Mechanicum book makes it seem like a Zelda boss fight lol
Russ: "Haha I out-drank you and out-ate you!"
Big E: "Yes, very impressive my son."
Leman: "Man your dad must've had a weak liver and stomach!"
Big E: 'Golden belt crack sound effect.'
The Golden Chancla
Put some respect on your grandpa’s name, boy.
@George-047 That's also how The Emperor keeps the Chaos Gods at bay when needed. La Golden Chancla.
The golden belt
Not gonna lie, as bad of a dad move as it is, knowing about how the Emperor’s childhood tribe so zealously revered their elders makes me understand why he did. They were both drunk, egos were flaring, and Leman insulted the man whose skull the Emperor had to clean and use as the base for a funeral sculpt of his face. It would be hard for anyone not to lose their temper.
No mention of his sense of humor?
The passcode to get into his personal gene labs is Shave and a Haircut, 2 bits
He also enjoys poetic irony apparently which is a bit dry as far as humor goes but hey
@@Allen667sjja he must be wheezing rn
You know I can actually picture Big E constantly cracking dad jokes to his primarchs.
This right here is why I hate the nu-Emperor crap some writers try to push, where he's just an emotionless meat robot. The big E is so much more interesting as an actual guy and, more importantly, far more tragic. Like, yeah, sure, the big E going "Nah, I don't care about the primarchs. They're just tools" is dark, but it is a fart in a hurricane compared to the absolute tragedy of how he loved them and had made all these plans to be a happy family after the crusade, only for everything to go so, so horribly wrong. The man had to hit himself with the psychic lobotomy drill in order to be able to lift a hand against Horus, that's how much he loved the primarchs. It's an order of magnitude sadder and darker than him not caring.
No 40K character suffers from “writer-itis” as much as Big E.
I see the him not caring as a trauma response to him actually caring but to prevent himself being overwhelmed with grief his mind essentially became numb to all compassion
Aaron Demski-Bowden got me absolutely malding.
The Man-Emperor of Mankind once hunted down several bloodlines of vampires on Terra under the alias of Big D.
Some say he even might've killed Houdini.
Some say Marcador was there with him under the alias of one...Kevin wetsworth.
Some say the Emperor once used the tardis to go forward in time and fought orks, aliens, tyranids, elder and the powers of chaos along the eastern arm of the galaxy with his smelly side kick and his inquisitor lover.
@@holdenmarkle6792 Who knew Malcador owned a cat named Smerples?
Not to be confused with Big Dean! That's his Ex.
6:36 The real reason why the Perpetuals left Big E: He kept making too many pop culture references and shout-outs that no one understand nowadays but them, which they can't take it anymore.
And Malcadon .
And Malcadon .
And Malcadon .
Yeah I get it you love TTS like any well-functioning W40K fans, what most people forget is that TTS Emperor even implied that he was Chris chan in that same episode lol
@lukeBryen2remember the step porn boom? You don't because of Emperors divine work
"The emperor was in good terms with the eldar/didn't want to destroy them"
Guilliman likes this.
More like tempolar allay
Lmao
So that’s where Roboute gets it from.
@@whiteeye3453Were you trying to say temporary ally or is tempolar allay something in Warhammer? I’m new to the franchise so I keep seeing names and words I’ve never seen before and don’t understand lol.
It feels like getting into Dune for the first time back in 2021 all over again, in a fun way though
@@arthurfleck629 sorry temporary ally
Big E lore is just the ultimate form of dad lore
Mfs complain about him being a bad dad, while he was a single dad of 20, and the monarch of the most complex and vast empire ever constructed.
@@toastie8173plus his children were how old exactly its not like they were 13 year olds rebelling against the system these were full on adults
The only man I would ever call daddy.. Big Daddy E
Damn straight!
My dad was a green beret and I felt this lol
Also you forgot to mention the secret knock he told Corvus Corax to get into his lab. Shave and a haircut, two bits. Goes to show that the emperor has a sense of humor.
i dont get it?
@@Aleph-Nollhe’s essentially making a joke on the long hair the emperor had as well as a decent amount of his loyalist sons who often had long hair
@@Aleph-Noll This knock. th-cam.com/video/zWbjP_ahuB4/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Kh5oK-yODxncS50g
@Aleph-Noll It's a 7 note musical call and response from the early 20th century. It was used in musical and comedy numbers, early loony toons cartoons and various other media. If you have seen Who Framed Roger Rabbit, it's how Judge Doom flushed Roger out from hiding.
@@robertjarvis3428its also nardwuars signature when he ends his interviews
Ecclessiarch Decius: *"ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!"*
Yeah all hail to the biggest asshole in the galaxy.
donghat
My Might Man-Peror
TTS being gone is like the Emperor being trapped on the throne forever... We didn't know how blessed we were.
“THANKS BE TO THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND”
We need a "How TTS Shaped the Fandom" Video ASAP!
Alfabusa and his friends and staffs have greater ounce of creativity than most of Inquisitor-LARPers that sprout the same dead memes
Alfabusa rejuvenates internet's W40K fandom with better stock of humors, despite some silly detractors argued that a number of his jokes are Reddit-tier (which isn't even true considering Hunter The Parenting & Half Life fan-series humour are generally superb and referentially witty to fits the eras of it's portrayal (so it's not tryhard so much to be "current year" hip of anachronistic slangs nor partisan political biases, while colloquially fair to each personalities of original characters portrayed ala mid 2000s era video game/pop culture to the serious plot brimming with young adult, middle-aged and elderly characters, personally I find it even more refreshing than TTS at times)
My headcanon with Leman is that the Emperor was genuinely piss drunk the first time in over ten thousand years after the feast with Leman and that made him loose his cool like that.
Malcador and the Custodes desperately trying to sober his ass
Big E: "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT THE MESSIAH!!!"
Pre-Heresy Lorgar and Word Bearers: "He is The Messiah!"
LISAN AL GAIB!
Thought he was actually great persons from our history, including Jesus....in this lore that is..
@@mykelengieza7057 I heard there was rumor that he was an unnamed or maybe changed named disciple of Jesus and accompanied him into India in his 20s? Or that might have just been some rando on reddit making fan fic.
ONLY THE TRUE MESSIAH WOULD DENY HIS IDENTITY
@@mykelengieza7057 on the other hand ollanius was a christian and he was older than the emperor
Sometimes I'm just imagine that emperor created a small realm for human souls in the warp and Legion of the damned is dead space marine whose souls were saved by him
I like to imagine they are the Vengeful souls of those loyalist sons that fought their traitorous brothers tooth and nail on Istvaan 3. Their intense feeling of betrayal, anguish and eventually hatred I think would definitely do something in the Warp
That probably isn't too far from the truth.
GW: that's sounds cool. Let's go the fantasy end times route instead
It actually fits with a common theory. After all if humanity can't be saved in the physical realm, then it'd be nice for everyone, not to be eaten by daemons in the afterlife.
@GlynnParry-bs6xg yeah but along the way Lion will go out on his own, Robert will give in to chaos, custodes will forget to lock a door and so on and on with the horrendous story telling.
So that is why the emperor said he didn't like his uncle that much in TTS .
I thought it was a throwaway joke but no , it ties back to his history.
Neat .
Every family has that bonehead uncle 😂
What's TTS?
@@puwinsowanri3427 If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device. A wh40k parody made by Bruva Alfabusa. Currently on a indefinite hiatus due to rules made by GW.
@@claudiu-mihaipuiu1221 thank you very much, I'm not familiar with the terminologies.
The Emperor being his size and as graceful as an Autarch in combat would be an amazing thing to see. Your baseline Aeldari already move at like 2-3 times faster than a human being, with the aspect warriors hone that speed immensely. Autarchs, being the master of multiple aspects, move in a blur practically untraceable be the human eye.
That's the neat part. You don't see him.
I still think the Emperor being too attached to Horus to be able to kill him, suffering fatal wounds in the process, only for Horus to open Emps' eyes by obliterating Ollanius Pius, resulting in the Emperor obliterating Horus, makes for a more thematic ending.
That in-spite of the Emperor's superiority to man, and his love for his sons, he was still able to recognise his true purpose- to destroy Chaos, his true love- a love of mankind.
Nope. The official lore now is what was described in The End and The Death.
@@Aberinkula9 "Official lore"
Don't care, didn't ask.
@@Aberinkula9 We know...we're criticizing it because we prefer some of the themes from the previous lore.
Also the new stuff seems a bit overlycomplicated for no reason.
@@eagle_and_the_dragon I said what I said anyway.
@@MrRawrCEO Look, I understand that a lot of people don't like many of the official lore that GW as a whole builds. I, too, do not like a bunch of it. And, in that particular case, I am not saying that it simply must be accepted. But just to be the most civil as possible I just point that what is done is done and, frankly, could have been way worse as it happened many times already in the setting.
Chaos Gods: Oh man, If only we didn't eat his uncle, he could have tell us the Emperor's true name.
Bro, this English you wrote is grammatical heresy😂
@RichD424 he said ate instead of eat.
Chill out...
That was probably exactly why Tzeetch did it.
@@CountryLifestyle2023 I’m chill bro 😎 but YT comments be going wild
@RichD424 chill would be not commenting on his spelling, you commented on his spelling = not chill
The Chaos Gods love the Emperor.
Khorne loves him for his unending wars
Nurgle loves him for his unyielding will to endure and how his Imperium rots.
Slaanesh loves him for the exquisite pain Big-E is always in.
Tzeentch loves him for his convoluted unending scheming.
Their plan was pur him on the throne all along! Now they can force him to play Blood Bowl 2 forever! Evil laughter ensues.
This one right here Inquisitor
@winsurely7083 It's too late Corpse worshipper! *Hisses at you with Chaotic Intent!*
I can not be the only one who felt sad that the emporor never got to retire and hang out with his sons
Imagine how wholesome that would be. Even conrade, angron and Perterarbo would smile
Yet....
The Emperor's Uncle killed his Father to take his fields for himself btw.
While the obvious implication is that his uncle and father were Cain and Abel, this could also fit the myth of Set and Osiris. Which would ironically mean The Emperor was Horus
@@amberprice9003 oh, thats good
@@amberprice9003 There were parallels, but in Master of Mankind, we see that Drachnien was born from the murder committed by Cain, but the Emperor wasn’t Ables son. The Emperor does say that though his father’s murder was not the first murder committed by mankind, it was the first where justice was exacted.
Horus Sr.
@@thearchitect2112I’m sure revenge killing predates him as it predates humanity itself.
I am disappointed in you MK, you forgot that once we say what the Emperor of Mankind really looks like. When for a moment the Lion saw his true form as just a man of medium height, medium build, medium brown skin and rough shoulder length black hair.
Corvus also saw what he thought was the Emperor's true form: an old man in a simple linen robe.
TTS actually gave the best explanation of emperor's skill fetish.
"Humanity, even at its most basic form, is beautiful"
Majorkill is my favorite breakfast entertainment
We are only stopping at breakfast?????
@@TrueTributes13 haha that's usually when I see his uploads.
Why turn a demon into a sword? Seems a spoon would be less of a future problem.
Werrrrll.. th-cam.com/video/MhfuuKiTcYQ/w-d-xo.html
Lol whilst I agree with you and would have been hilarious to read… Just didn’t quite match the tone during the Webbway massacre. Though it would’ve been great to see the Emperor give his best custodies, a butter, knife, telling him to run.
A black crusade, to recover the demon ladle Drach'nyen
“And then he turned him into a pickle, funniest shit ive ever seen”
A Lego sword yes, actual sharp cutty thing, no.
I dig the idea that the Emperor was trained by an Autarch. The last reigning empire passing the torch down to the next, literally and figuratively
I like to think the emperors dad and uncle were Kane and Able. Giving extra meaning the Drachyen
I like to think they were Set and Osiris because that would mean The Emperor was Horus
Welcome back Majorkill! It felt weird not having my ADD Warhammer lore fix for a week.
Without him the galaxy is doomed😭
Fun fact: the "Stone-but-sorta-Bronze Era" is known as the Copper Age. Both are correct 😂
If things went well, I can imagine Big E playing catch with one of the primarchs in the grand garden
With a tank?😂
Fourth time asking for a “How Bruva Alfabusa and TTS shaped 40K” video. Please.
The best quote is "because Magnus is a twat" made me laugh more than it should have.
The tower of Babilon was not chaos corrupted. It contained the knowledge of inuncia the language of creation. Olanius did not want The Emperor to get that kind of power.
10:09 The Emperor: "We do a little trolling, a little bambloozing, some tom foolery, goofy magic if you will"
I think it is useful to think of the emperor kind of like a schizophrenic, with multiple borderline autonomous facets of his personality. One level, the cold detached scientist, saw the primarchs as freakish tools to be used, one level, the warlord, saw them as his generals and soldiers, one level, the ruler, saw them as servants to his rule, one level the father, genuinely saw them as sons whom he wanted to rule by his side and had love for, or at least wanted to in some cases( cough cough angron), and yet another level the human, saw them as powerful forces that are a danger to him, and his plans, and things to be treated with distrust and caution. All of these were in play simultaneously.
Wow Majorkill, these are some really fun facts! Wanna hear another fun fact? If you get drunk and make a video explaining Alpha Legion lore i will buy your next Cosplay Calendar.
This sounds like a hilarious video! LMAO
Was watching one of your old videos and found out we had the same birthday and just laughed, cheers brotha
Cheers majorkill! My Big E model just came in last week and I can't wait to get to work on him!
All this part about Cabal was fucked up greatly: their plan sounded only great on the paper, and even Eldrad saw that they merely wanted to find a scapegoat (humanity) for something that would be beyond their grasp, because as we know well, Chaos Gods were all well even before creation of humanity, and actually it was Eldar race that created the fourth one.
"King hit Leman Russ so hard that he goes into coma"- Lesson don't disrespect your father.
last fact was the emperor just showing russ who is the parent! You can beat your father in drinking, but disrespecting is going a step too far!
It's typical parent behaviour throughout time. 'Oh well done, you've eaten and drank everything we've got I'm No wolftime for you tonight!'
Subbed for a while now. I'd say at least 1 1/2 years or more. Easily one of the greatest 40k content creators if not THE GREATEST. Love your content. Keep it up!!!
Fact 11. Timmy was the greatest swordsman in the galaxy and taught the Emperor
And here I was thinking Timmy was the Second Primarch...
Thank you majorkill for filling us up with the emperors girth
"Neo" isn't just some random name chosen in Matrix and other things, as it means "new" it often literally means "the new man" "the better man". The Illiad uses this with Achilles' son . So Neoth looks like a fake as* name chosen by the big E to act like a gigachad.
I'm a former TH-cam editor, and between personal stresses and workloads, found myself in the hospital recently. I appreciate you apologizing for the lack of content, but health comes first, brother. Welcome back!
Thanks for the release! Made my day with facts about the big E. Love the video. Keep ‘em coming.
The Emperor: *fights Horus*
Horus: *overpowers The Emperor but falls victim to his trickery*
The Big E: „It‘s just a prank, son!“
Got my special edition calender today, good shit Majorkill
These facts are actually very nice and I really like the upbeat tone in this video.
Thank you for making this. 💙
Finally it's been *AGES* since the last majorkill video
Just got my Big E model so can't wait to build and paint
Attempt Number 12
Could the Istvaan V loyalist legions have held Terra?
If Chaos forces were are at the same strength during the siege as it happened in canon
Vulkan is present at Terra so could close the webway quickly, saving all of the forces who died during the War in the Webway for use in the siege (Custodes, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Silence etc).
Due to this, the Emperor would also be free to command and fight in the siege
Ferrus Manus is alive and all Iron Hand/Salamander tech is present for the loyalists
Raven Guard and Corvus Corax conduct strikes behind chaos lines, similar to how the White Scars operated.
Vulkan can't die and Ferrus can level mountains making them a good counter to the Traitor Primarchs
Could the Emperor, Vulkan, Ferrus and Corvus have killed Ka'Bhanda, Angron, Mortarion, Horus?
Glad to hear you are feeling better. Keep on slaying it, my guy!
Just got my calendar! Looking good MajorKill! 🥳
He also prefers cinnamon crunch toast...
Will you make a video on each legion's best accomplishment/battle/victory? Counting unification wars, crusade and heresy
This Australian is correct. These were both fun and facts
Superb video as always @majorkill.
Could you make a video dedicated to the Navigators, the major houses, their politics, relation to the overall Imperium and factions,
Calendar is amazing!!❤
Hey Majorkill could you do a "What if?" video about what would've happened to the Emperor's custodian guard if the Big E did become the Dark King?
Humanity gets the eldar treatment as Big E sucks up all our souls and ascends to be the 5th chaos god.
9:00 Lingering on the crotch shot for a while there Majorkill.
That last fact just made the Big E look so much more human... I too will punish my sons if they ever beat me at something. My eldest beat me in a round of street fighter 2 so I recreated Zangiefs spinning likedrover move on him, needless to say child services do not recommend a household that plays fighting games for him.
Honestly, I'm about 50 books into the lore, and I got 6 out 10 right. Great vid! 👍
In the hour of the Emperor's return, every decorative skull image will grow over with the Emperor's face.
Ok I'm a little confused on the first part, as Autarchs need to have spent time in at least one of the Aspect Warrior shrines, those shrines were created after Slaanesh's birth/awakening, so when could he have done this? Was he doing it during the Great Crusade? As before it he was busy with the unification wars, before that it was warp storms, and the shrines were made after that.
Would have had to do it during the DAoT. At least most likely time frame to do it.
I would have thought you would mention the fact he projects the image of his tall golden self through his powers .
Hearing the Eldar fighting styles makes me think that you only need a couple more to complete the set: Strength of the Bear, Ears of the Wolf, Speed of the Puma, and Eyes of the Hawk. ;)
Fun Fact: The Emperor, being mostly dead, is currently serving as a broken blinking traffic beacon.
Well-timed, because I (American) got my MajorMinis Big E today
I have escaped the Dark Cells! Now to listen to my favorite voxcast.
Big E: “Don’t ever disrespect your grandpa again”
Leman: *unconscious*
So it is confirmed that by Emperor's order banging Eldar is ok
I wonder if Majorkill would get to voice a cool character in Hunter The Parenting, spiritual successor of If The Emperor Had A Text to Speech Device made by Bruva Alfabusa.
The manliness of big E is beyond words.
The Big E and all his sons just hanging around and chatting in a giant garden is just the sweetest thing ever
2:30 like father like son
Can the Emperor use biomancy to increase his "size"?
HE HAS NO NEED FOR HIS MEMBER IS ALREADY THE PINNACLE OF MAN
Finally, someone's asking the real questions.
Obviously
Ask Erda 😏
It's funny that when a blank becomes the Sister of Silence, they start to see that the Emperor is a caveman on the throne
Holy shit Majorkill! Just got the calendar and looked through it: 1. Very well done, 2. Thank you for putting the spiciest pic of the spiciest chick on September (same birth month), and 3. Jesus Christ the Lioness….
2:00 if the Eldar could have found a way to unfuck themselves and punish the Monkai at the same time, that crap would have happened yesterday..... Oops... I guess their path sucks......
You have ate enough humble D MK. Resubbed
Seeing the Emperor as a more humanized person is way cooler than a stone cold bastard. The teory of him wanting to retire with the Primarchs after the crusade is awesome
Glad to see you're feeling better enough to make videos. Always enjoy your videos.
Keep feeling better.
Whatever music you played in the background if I could have it. I would be ever grateful. It's beautiful and very relaxing. I hope to collect it.
4:33 In the Roboutian Heresy, the Cabal were corrupted by Chaos and used as pawns to try wipe out the Alpha Legion who saw their true colors.
But the Cabal got wiped out instead.
Would be cool if there was more emperor lore during ancient times since it would make sense for Achilles, Theseus, and Hercules to be proto primarchs without sci-fi armor and weapons
Great video. The only fact I care about the Emperor is He was a good father, no matter what people think about him. He gave the primarchs supreme unaging body, immune to any sickness with super healing and lots of great buffs. He gave them legions, countless other things. Primarchs were ungrateful. And before anyone mention, Angron was pathetic, he was a slave and he never got over the slave mindset, he ruined his own legion.
The divorced dad energy in this comment is strong.
Don't forget perty being a petty little shit-stain with a fragile ego. Like the dude treated his own sons like disposable trash and still had the gall to whine about how HE wasn't appreciated enough? Like shit.
@@rohamcsigusz wrong guess, man. I'm an unmarried 26 years old. My dad was a very good father and a good husband to my mom. He died due to car accident when I was 17.
People who say he's a bad father really expect him to treat his ADULT sons as children huh? Like what do you expect of the man to read Magnus a bedtime story???
The emperor probably feels like he is the father figure of mankind… he made the primarchs in the form that the imperium needed. He definitely made some mistakes but that’s the reality of being a father.
Also the primarchs are like a 5th generation breeding program… obviously you become a less present parent the more children you have.
Just got my calendar in today. All I have to say is, the emperor would be pleased
He shouldve been more specific on how humanity should treat certain zenos. Like "dont kill the eldar unless they are trying to kill you" "kill orks on sight" and "the perpetuals are human at their core just longer lived and uncorruptable so don't persecute them."
600k- slaaneshi cosplay
700k- nurgle cosplay
800k- Khorne Cosplay
900k- tzeech cosplay
1mil- Emperor Cosplay
coming from a MAN who has seen many futures, seen many horrors, lived forever, has experienced downfall several times, has seen the passing of time take away friends, family, and more - its astounding how the big E hasnt become cold and heartless entirely
I know this is a video about the big E but a thought popped into my head a while ago about cypher. Do you think he’s able to forest walk like the Lion. It would kind of explain why he’s able to escape so easily and be in a number of places across the galaxy.
"When the emperor was mortal it wasnt like he was mega powerful....by beating up a shard of the voide dragon and locking it under mars..."
A video of the top ten community made wholesome moments would be great
Tower of babylon basically had the Thu'um from skyrim
Yo, the emperor only referring to malcador as “the hero” after he took the golden throne is actually so sad
Glad you are feeling better
How could the Emperor who lived through the entire span of humanity and the dark age of technologies, was not able to archive and restore *all* human knowledges, sciences and technologies?
@lukeBryen2 The Emperor could have created many archives across the *Universe* during and after the dark age of technology.
That assumes that the need for archiving was both obvious and timely. It may not have been possible by the time it was clear that humanity’s industrial base would be destroyed by the war against the machines and the ensuing “must destroy everything” mindset humanity had afterwards. You’d think that Big E getting his hands on an STC, just in case, would have been easy when they haven’t yet been unavailable for millennia, but apparently not. There were presumably planets that did have intact STCs after the war but knowing which ones and getting there is another story, what with the warp storms being created in the wake of Slannesh’s birth.
Majorkill can you post a leg day workout video for the Emperor? He needs help getting off that throne.