Darth Crusty the most annoying apprentice Vader ever had, little does Vader realise that Darth Crusty is sizing him up and learning everything he can until the storied day when he finally takes his revenge and beats Vader to death with his own arm, and declares himself the new "Dark Lord of the Sith". Poor Vader you almost feel sorry for him, he has never met anyone as EVIL as our Crusty. All hail to our new soon to be Dark Lord of the Sith.
“Honestly he’s not that bad, we had ice cream played a little bit of catch. He taught me how to put a thing in a hole and didn’t even kill me” -12 y/o talking about that one uncle that did that thing to him...
Me too! I would love to become another one of Darth Vader's apprentices! I just cannot resist the power of the Dark Side! For so long, I've been hurt be people, even people I though I could trust and I'm trying to release my anger and hate! Hahahahaha!!
Well technicaly i am at the dark side, because i have alot of rage inside me that i am holding and it's harder to hold it inside cause the rage is getting bigger. But i still got it. Actually i am not joking this is truth.
7:37 And there you have it folks, modern Star Wars does it again. The Earth food "Toast" is now cannon. Therefore they also have bread, meaning they have Earth plants in order to grow it.
I loved the first Vader video and was so happy to see more! (I also love the flashback references to your, uh... other sane, safe, family-friendly antics.)
This was a recommended video and I can’t enough. This is briliant content. You have entertaining soul/ talent in you. Thanks for that and keep this work. It is awesome ! Have a nice day 👌🏻
Crusty being a serious star wars fan i am really enjoying this content, keep making Star wars content as i think you are a sith at heart :-) Take care.
I feel i am watching Star Wars narrated by Johnny Depp, particularly Captain Jack sparrow lmaoooo, you have the drunken joking for constant anxiety tone lmaooooo
You want to know how I got these scars? Hmm... Well my father was angry because I wanted ice cream, so he put his lightsaber in my mouth and made this. Oh and I tried to touch his glowstick
Welp if that video title is anything to go by, Crusty is dead. Ya had a good run mate, but then you pissed off the one of the deadliest Sith known. Hopefully you can distract Vader long enough with your insanity and you just might, might, live.
Oh you with little faith, there is no one more evil then Crusty, I don't really like Vader's chances to be honest, have you not seen what Crusty did to his Orc army in Middle Earth Shadows of War? He did this to his Friends!!!... his FRIENDS!
You are like legit a young Jack Sparrow but in a Star Wars world instead of a world full of pirates lol. When you said "If you think for one second you wanna worry about it just don't worry about it, just stop worrying about it!" it made me think of when Jack Sparrow says "The problem is not the problem, the problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem, savvy?"
"Try not to die in there!" Crusty: "Good plan." Me: "I got a bad feeling about this." Rancor: throws rock Crusty: Force-catches rock, throws it back; "You wanna play catch? We can play catch, but we're not going for ice cream later." All in all, I think it was Crusty's attitude that annoyed Darth Vader...As for me? I quite like it.
vader: *picks up a powerful stone that possesses the capability to awaken the entire sanctum of Lady Corvax* crusty: *gasp* I DIDN'T KNOW WE'D BE COMING HERE FOR ICE CREAM!
This guy is hilarious! I hate internet players/commentators, but THIS guy! He’s quick on the draw with his shit! I could come up with as snappy patter, but not THAT quick, my mind doesn’t work that fast! Lol
4:13 Vader’s suit is a life support system. He has a system responsible for feeding him by going into his stomach directly, and he has a separate system responsible for waste collection.
@@Ihatetechnology Vader can take in regular food, it’s actually one of his favorite activities in his down time (you can see it in the comics). He can’t taste it very well because of when he burned on Mustafar, and he has to take off his mask to eat like a normal human, so he only does it in his pressure chamber.
Imagine there was a wall breaking character in the Star Wars movies or maybe had their own disney plus live action tv show, and they can see things in the future before their death. But they’ve never used the force and constantly get tossed from with or Jedi. If so I want this guy to act for him😂 he is so good!!
7:00 this entire part is just gold
I cried with laughter after watching it over and over 😂😂
LMAO LOL! XD 😂🤣
Diamonds you mean..
"Fall down you slut!" That got me chuckling. Kinda thing I'd say.
“Fall down u slut” 🤣🤣🤣
It's like watching the love child of Jack Sparrow and Star Lord
damn it beat me to it
Kind of reminds me of Eddie Izzard.
@@lukevankleef4245 if i were a jedi... and drunk.
I also thought he sounded and acted like jack sparrow! Lol
“You came from above? Go back up!”
There is a.. big.. creature below you
Creature: RRAAHH
Crusty: AAHH
Also Me: OH FU-
Me: OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
My reaction exactly!
Even after watching this four or five times, it still gets me. Every. Time.
@@boblee-bean7518 RIGHT?!
Daddy Skywalker is the only way I'll ever refer to Vader from now on, thank you father
Mark Hammil often addresses him as dad Vader which Is quite funny too
@Darth Vader did you ever hear the tradgey of Darth plagas the wise
Darth Revan You’re Darth Revan :O
Darth Revan I know your backstory
Same
4:00 young jack sparrow asking Daddy Vader all the questions we’ve always wanted answered.
Bru he’s cringey ass hell trying to copy jack
@@flaco158 To me it sounds like it's just his own voice.
"Can I touch your glowstick?"
Yes, that is a question I would wan- no... nooo...
@@flaco158 ACTUALLY THATS HIS FUCKING HIS VOICE SERIOUSLY DUDE
4:22 can I touch your glow stick I died laughing
Not that one hehe were not that close
Crusty: lightsabers are just swords that glow a little bit
Every star wars fan: *picks up a knife*
@Lennon Alcantara-Marsden AYYYYYYY no
1000° knife
*Laughs in Subnautica.*
@@captainrick4513 😂
@@captainrick4513 Laughs in-OH SHIT IS THAT A LEVIATHAN!?
Crusty's gift for language when panicked gives me hope.
Darth Crusty the most annoying apprentice Vader ever had, little does Vader realise that Darth Crusty is sizing him up and learning everything he can until the storied day when he finally takes his revenge and beats Vader to death with his own arm, and declares himself the new "Dark Lord of the Sith". Poor Vader you almost feel sorry for him, he has never met anyone as EVIL as our Crusty. All hail to our new soon to be Dark Lord of the Sith.
2:15. This is so cute. It looks like Vader's got himself another Ahsoka! lol
Crusty was just releasing his daddy issues
"we had ice cream, and he taught me how to put a thing in a hole" ~Crusty 2020
Stumbled across this channel and now it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever happened in quarantine
“Honestly he’s not that bad, we had ice cream played a little bit of catch. He taught me how to put a thing in a hole and didn’t even kill me” -12 y/o talking about that one uncle that did that thing to him...
And he touched his glowstick
"Daddy Skywalker" ohhh im dead😂😂
I want to upvote this so bad, but I just can't! It's not right to upvote this number sadly :(
@@mushudragonusa2014 Yeaahh ik, thats so sad to break the esthetic values of these numbers::((
Crusty its ok vader just wanted to get some milk he still loves you
Wow thx crusry for the heart huge fan btw keep up the great work
“Are you asthmatic” 😂 😂
i love it! Vader looks like the perfect dad for you young crusty
I was watching a random video now I’m here you the funniest TH-camr keep up the good work
"Do you lift the top up?" Crusty's asking the real questions. 😂
I would literally pay with my left hand to become an apprentice of Darth Vader
its funny bc vader would probably cut off your limb to fuel your anger like he did to the inquisitors.
I' m a Jedi 😂
Me too! I would love to become another one of Darth Vader's apprentices! I just cannot resist the power of the Dark Side! For so long, I've been hurt be people, even people I though I could trust and I'm trying to release my anger and hate! Hahahahaha!!
Well technicaly i am at the dark side, because i have alot of rage inside me that i am holding and it's harder to hold it inside cause the rage is getting bigger. But i still got it. Actually i am not joking this is truth.
I think in the Star Wars canon, it's typically the right hand/arm that gets chopped off.
4:00 to 4:31 My god that was the best one-sided conversation I've ever heard XD
Your videos are amazing!
You missed the chance to call him Daddy Darth
In his heart he knows.
This is the feel-good story that the world needs right now
7:37 And there you have it folks, modern Star Wars does it again.
The Earth food "Toast" is now cannon. Therefore they also have bread, meaning they have Earth plants in order to grow it.
I'm pretty sure bread has always existed in Star Wars.
In the originals they say hell all the time...nothing new
1:36 "If you can dodge a rock, you can dodge a ball!"
Vader:gets attacked by monster
Crusty:NO DADDY NO!
Never before have I wanted to get a VR than i have after watching crusty and his daddy issues
7:00 oh crusty,,,
you wont be laughing for long
Monster:RAAARRRR!
Crusty:AHHHHHHHHHH,
(Kills monster)
Crusty:I didn't even panic once.
IAmCrusty sounds like the sober version of Jack sparrow😂
I felt when Vader threw that first rock
We desperately need a full length Star Wars VR game with smooth loco. Blade and Sorcery esque gameplay with Vader Immortal visuals would be a dream
Your videos make me belly laugh all the time. I appreciate the laughs man.
“Defend yourself.”
“What? Whu-agh! 💥 OW!”
😂🤣😭
I loved the first Vader video and was so happy to see more!
(I also love the flashback references to your, uh... other sane, safe, family-friendly antics.)
“It’s not like he’s gonna kill me when I’ve outlived my usefulness”
Vader: " No Crusty, I am your father....
Crusty: " can we go out for ice cream?"
“I get cocky and start talking YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TALK!”
I really like the idea of Vader taking someone into this cave to test them and in the first test Vader just crushes his skull with a rock.
Why this videos are so funny 😂 my perspective on star wars completely changed, "dady" Skywalker made my day lmao
Am I the only one who thought he said while fighting Vader, "Remember the ice cream!"
This was a recommended video and I can’t enough. This is briliant content. You have entertaining soul/ talent in you. Thanks for that and keep this work. It is awesome ! Have a nice day 👌🏻
1:20-1:42 might b the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life 😂
"Defend yourself."
"...What?"
Truly the reflexes of a Jedi.
@@tuschman168 I was more referring to the “you’re so clever” part lol Bc the middle finger thing is just to funny and “clever” 😂😂😂
"FALL DOWN YOU SLUT"
I fell back laughing.
No corrolation.
4:22 That’s the joke you make when talking to your surrogate father
7:04 Everyone's reaction when reaching this part for the first time
Crusty being a serious star wars fan i am really enjoying this content, keep making Star wars content as i think you are a sith at heart :-) Take care.
Crusty and Vader playing catch! Awesome.
This guy has the most satisfying voice
I feel i am watching Star Wars narrated by Johnny Depp, particularly Captain Jack sparrow lmaoooo, you have the drunken joking for constant anxiety tone lmaooooo
At 6:14 to 6:16 where crusty says "ohh yeah the force"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You want to know how I got these scars? Hmm... Well my father was angry because I wanted ice cream, so he put his lightsaber in my mouth and made this. Oh and I tried to touch his glowstick
LOL, that was the most genuine reaction at 7:06 😂😂😂
Last time I was this early, my dad walked out.
👍
Didn't get it
@@ma3athal3rab92 what is there not to get
@@bloodangel19 every thing
@@ma3athal3rab92 It's a joke about fathers leaveing their kids
This is the most entertaining and funny youtube video I have seen in a long time. Rick Sanchez meets Tony Starks meets Jack Sparrow. 😂😂😂
Welp if that video title is anything to go by, Crusty is dead. Ya had a good run mate, but then you pissed off the one of the deadliest Sith known. Hopefully you can distract Vader long enough with your insanity and you just might, might, live.
Oh you with little faith, there is no one more evil then Crusty, I don't really like Vader's chances to be honest, have you not seen what Crusty did to his Orc army in Middle Earth Shadows of War? He did this to his Friends!!!... his FRIENDS!
What the hell is this hahahahaha first video of his I've been laughing my ass off the whole time
I like how his way of speaking completely changes from an eccentric crazy man to a calm peaceful man in all the outros 😂😂
"NOOOOOO!"
taking after his daddy, i see
You are like legit a young Jack Sparrow but in a Star Wars world instead of a world full of pirates lol.
When you said "If you think for one second you wanna worry about it just don't worry about it, just stop worrying about it!" it made me think of when Jack Sparrow says "The problem is not the problem, the problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem, savvy?"
This is hilarious Crusty,thanks for making these videos!!
"Try not to die in there!"
Crusty: "Good plan."
Me: "I got a bad feeling about this."
Rancor: throws rock
Crusty: Force-catches rock, throws it back; "You wanna play catch? We can play catch, but we're not going for ice cream later."
All in all, I think it was Crusty's attitude that annoyed Darth Vader...As for me? I quite like it.
Give Crusty the award for the best star wars actor on VR. He sooo funny. Very entertaining.
vader: *picks up a powerful stone that possesses the capability to awaken the entire sanctum of Lady Corvax*
crusty: *gasp* I DIDN'T KNOW WE'D BE COMING HERE FOR ICE CREAM!
I’m so glad I’m only discovering these videos in 2022 it means there’s like 1000 of them to binge watch… You are a funny fucking dude
This is literally the best thing i've ever seen
“Can I touch your glowstick?” Gets me every time xD
Your fans are amazing! They add to this enjoyable experience
Darth Vader is the step dad to Crusty
I fucking love you, you are a God.
Now I have something to smoke a doobey to AND laugh my ass off.
Truly the best therapy.
You‘re hilarious man, keep it up!
I think ur my new favorite solo youtuber, ur comedic style is great xD
This game is wonderful but these videos are even better. Keep doin them mate!
3:16 never let this man near anything adorable
Alternate title: Vader goes to get milk.
"use the life current" "use the *wot*"
I can't stop thinking back to the Skyrim cannibalism video
Didnt see this vid yet but im pretty sure darth vader mistake was being in a vr game in your lifetime.
Footage of Vader training a mentally unstable starkiller clone. This is cannon and you can't convince me otherwise.
Great work, it watches like a great star wars comedy thing 🤣👍👍
Lmao. 😂 I would have never found you if I hadn't started playing Skyrim again. Good stuff!
Crustman! The NonJedi/Jedi/man?/Vader spawn/ guy who’s videos make me chuckle out loud in the ugliest ways 😂😂
Monster pops up,
Crusty’s natural reaction: “FALL DOWN YOU SLUT”
This is one of the funniest channels I've ever seen. So many witty remarks, perfect timing. I'm a fan 👏😂
“No, that’s a statue”.
Lol, that was the part when I pressed like!
2:18 worst way to describe a bad parenting🤣
This guy is hilarious! I hate internet players/commentators, but THIS guy! He’s quick on the draw with his shit! I could come up with as snappy patter, but not THAT quick, my mind doesn’t work that fast! Lol
Appreciate the sweetness, friend :)
That rancor scared tf out of me!
Hey Crusty, you would be like, the Star Wars version of Deadpool.
I've played this game... and I can say that in VR, that creature is frightening.
WHO KEEPS YOUR HELMET SO SHINEY
I am crying... this is so good
This guy is epic, he really made my day!
4:13 Vader’s suit is a life support system. He has a system responsible for feeding him by going into his stomach directly, and he has a separate system responsible for waste collection.
Hmm, can he intake regular food or does it have to be a special type of food made for his suit?
@@Ihatetechnology Vader can take in regular food, it’s actually one of his favorite activities in his down time (you can see it in the comics). He can’t taste it very well because of when he burned on Mustafar, and he has to take off his mask to eat like a normal human, so he only does it in his pressure chamber.
@@paulnash6944 neat
WE NEED MORE OF THIS CRUSTY!!!
This was so hilarious. Surprised you don’t have way more subs
Vader now regrets adopting his smuggling son
Darth Vader glaring at Crusty is the funniest thing XD
When that creature came up. I physically pooed myself
Imagine there was a wall breaking character in the Star Wars movies or maybe had their own disney plus live action tv show, and they can see things in the future before their death. But they’ve never used the force and constantly get tossed from with or Jedi. If so I want this guy to act for him😂 he is so good!!