Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly

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  • @thewatcher9237
    @thewatcher9237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10511

    If I was a Home Depot employee and a man came in asking for an electric fence for a “large hairless dog” I’d immediately assume he was a serial killer.

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      I was genuinely shocked no one called the cops

    • @fancyincubus
      @fancyincubus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Well there's also the chance of bdsm kinks just a detective intuition

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      @@GippyHappy
      they dont get paid enough to question customers' intentions with the things they buy lmao

    • @jeffgoldblunt
      @jeffgoldblunt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      As someone who has worked at home depot there are way weirder people who show up under even more suspicious circumstances

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@jeffgoldblunt How many people ask about rope to tie someone up? GIVE ME ALL THE KINKS

  • @domily1264
    @domily1264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6727

    How calm Micheal was when he said that there's an electric carpet upstairs implies that that sort of thing happens on a daily basis and that's terrifying.

    • @Jacob-ce7nh
      @Jacob-ce7nh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      Micheal attacked him with a swarm of head hunting drones

    • @sr.365
      @sr.365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Jacob-ce7nh just your usual Thursday. Ya know?

    • @rebekahlps6842
      @rebekahlps6842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael*

    • @fancypants9558
      @fancypants9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Well I mean, have you watched his channel

    • @sp0inkzter
      @sp0inkzter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      have you seen his channel?

  • @3_pancakes767
    @3_pancakes767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2629

    Now William has to deal with Michael stomping AND screaming.

    • @mr.amazinggaming1153
      @mr.amazinggaming1153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that's what I was thinking!

    • @breezedancer7485
      @breezedancer7485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And tumbling to the ground.. with more screaming

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OOF!

    • @antiisocial
      @antiisocial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There's nothing better than waking up to the sweet melodious sound of someone falling for your trap . Sleep well William and wake with a triumphant smile. 😂👍

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must... like... but... 911... likessss

  • @shelleyjackson9443
    @shelleyjackson9443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5359

    It’s funny how when he went to different shops one was like “We don’t sell electric fences it’s inhumane” and the other was like “Yeah sure man no problem”

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      God bless America 🦅

    • @irissupercoolsy
      @irissupercoolsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      it's much more dangerous for the dog to escape than it getting electroshocked tho

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It doesn't even get hurt to get shocked by an electric fence as someone who got shocked by an electric fence more than once. It's just a really weird sensation that is not pleasurable, so you do your best to avoid doing it.

    • @confused_shark2537
      @confused_shark2537 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@greego5952 Yeah, it kind of feels like when your foot falls asleep

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@confused_shark2537 great comparison

  • @kanr7036
    @kanr7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10258

    Plot twist: Michael didn’t need to even leave his room to know there was an electric carpet. At this point, he can simply feel the presence of any taser-like object.

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Michael can feel the presence of any taser in 1 mile

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Surprisingly, there is a surgery biohack for that. Magnet implant in the finger.

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@DTorto imagine waking up and you feel your lamp just fall on you

    • @raccoongodtristan6663
      @raccoongodtristan6663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DTorto wait wat?

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@raccoongodtristan6663 look it up. its actually a thing, although can be illegal

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20346

    Imagine living with Michael so long that you start to turn into Michael.

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

      Michael reeves is a contagious disease that affects everyone he lives with

    • @Kitchyyy
      @Kitchyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      ahahahahahah

    • @itscreedsama7606
      @itscreedsama7606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ahahahahaha -hikup- CRACKHEAD

    • @sasdagreat8052
      @sasdagreat8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@Dr.GregHouse I fear for everyone at OfflineTV...

    • @readein
      @readein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@sasdagreat8052 So do they

  • @Sage-qd6tf
    @Sage-qd6tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3560

    "Inhumane for animals"
    Good thing you're using it on your roommate

    • @325bpm6
      @325bpm6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      his roommate is an animal :eyes:

    • @alxti
      @alxti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@325bpm6 yes

    • @sayori3016
      @sayori3016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Humans are a kind of animal

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sayori3016 yes

    • @sarah-kw1oc
      @sarah-kw1oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sayori3016 michael reeves isnt human

  • @sadtown
    @sadtown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3730

    "aw don't wanna fry your little guy"
    The electric fence dealer is the best

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      electric fence dealer????

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Vyclops yeah, that was the dealer saying that

    • @Vyclops
      @Vyclops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gamistry2947 there's dealers for only electric fences?????

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@Vyclops No, it appears that this dealer deals farming and ranching equipment. Since she is dealing the electric fence, she is the electric fence dealer according to the context of OP's comment.

    • @kodschiec5614
      @kodschiec5614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Vyclops I mean, there are probably sales people who sell electric fences specifically. You know, for companies who only produce electric fences. But in this instance it was just the store clerk of a pet shop or something like that. Imagine working for a company who only produces electric fences and then trying to convince people how great your job is.

  • @asafvirin2181
    @asafvirin2181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9999

    "Sorry dude, it's inhumane for animals"
    *"Ok, but it is inhumane... for humans?"*

    • @dre5586
      @dre5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I mean...inhumane kind of gives it away 😐
      This is a joke
      I’m not berating

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In *human* e

    • @imweirdkk6073
      @imweirdkk6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But like...
      Humans are animals so both statements are true

    • @webeewaboo
      @webeewaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      tbf a dog wouldn't know better like a human would so they'd just end up shocking themselves causing immense pain, but not know why.

    • @webeewaboo
      @webeewaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sorry if i ignored the joke.

  • @Hammerb88
    @Hammerb88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7177

    You can see the pure joy on Michael's face when he ignored William while playing Minecraft.

    • @microwavem3687
      @microwavem3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Benjamin Rothschild I only smiled because of Minecraft

    • @brianbethea3069
      @brianbethea3069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      He's trying so hard not to laugh.

    • @microwavem3687
      @microwavem3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Brian Bethea I know

    • @wynn6240
      @wynn6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      An unus annus i see

    • @julia-if3yn
      @julia-if3yn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did u see the energy drinks and sodas?

  • @lukefirst407
    @lukefirst407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16863

    Whoever was going to sponsor this video missed being a part of a instant classic.

    • @calebwilliford5587
      @calebwilliford5587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wow, more than five hundred likes in less than 30 minutes 😱

    • @kittifootez
      @kittifootez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I enjoy all humans. Oh wait I meant I destroy all humans. Dang auto correct. And yeah I would have sponsored the heck outta this. Big loss on their part.

    • @emilyledford-mcaninch9761
      @emilyledford-mcaninch9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *an, I'm so sorry, I just had to.

    • @lukefirst407
      @lukefirst407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Caleb Williford lol this is weird

    • @Beakie40k
      @Beakie40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Whoever didn’t sponsor this video dodged a bullet

  • @lelandwilt1565
    @lelandwilt1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2397

    "it tasers cows, horses, and deer" I don't think you realize how fragile humans are lmaoo

    • @normalmighty
      @normalmighty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      "It could startle an elephant, so I think it should give some tingles to a human too"
      Wasn't surprised at all that he returned it when I saw the size of the thing lol, those things are meant to power the fences for like a hundred acres of farmland

    • @theveryhateableowl1991
      @theveryhateableowl1991 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael isn't human

    • @rosskrt
      @rosskrt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mainly because we don't have all that hair to protect us like animals do

    • @Thugshaker_thequaker
      @Thugshaker_thequaker ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@normalmightyyeah and he goes straight to source 🥲😂

    • @farexponent9173
      @farexponent9173 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@rosskrtSpeak for yourself

  • @madnesstheory1106
    @madnesstheory1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    "I need an electric fence for like a big hairless dog."
    Def makes you sound like you are torturing people.

    • @lenex3210
      @lenex3210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if pita saw that

    • @radeklew1
      @radeklew1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he... is?

    • @jacson1414
      @jacson1414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DemonMemes don’t summon peta

    • @sherbet3310
      @sherbet3310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DemonMemes pita lmao

    • @marshroverv5632
      @marshroverv5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you do poison?

  • @eruhinmakhtar9162
    @eruhinmakhtar9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    "inhumane for animals"
    William: "Ha! Well good thing its for a person then!"

  • @weenie7746
    @weenie7746 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19456

    Its gonna be a lot more quiet with Michael screaming at 3 AM

    • @midnight4246
      @midnight4246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      XD

    • @somestupidinstantes276
      @somestupidinstantes276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      so accurate

    • @iriszeldaana
      @iriszeldaana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Implying he doesn’t already do that

    • @cerephus
      @cerephus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Tye Likes To Draw *flashes back to the Annoy Michael Reeves project*
      > 3 am
      > Everyone is sleeping
      > Michael's room: "S-U-C-C SUCC SUCC"

    • @berrylovesfood6354
      @berrylovesfood6354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i feel bad but also dont wtf is wrong with me XD

  • @hweebs
    @hweebs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    i started laughing so hard when he tested it on himself with sheer horror and then immediately cut to him returning it lmfaoo

  • @colinbread
    @colinbread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13064

    Instead of hearing a loud stomping noise at night, he’s just gonna hear screaming

  • @Capin_KO
    @Capin_KO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10075

    Tazing Micheal is like shooting spider-man with webs.

  • @Kadams1997
    @Kadams1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6272

    I lost it at “When Micheal is bouncing around the room like a troglodyte.”

    • @maiskjelby899
      @maiskjelby899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      did u get it back tho

    • @travisr.835
      @travisr.835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @Frank Martinez don't complain about a person making a comment you don't understand.

    • @anakinskinwalker1724
      @anakinskinwalker1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@travisr.835 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @davetremaine9763
      @davetremaine9763 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a teacher in high school who would address us as troglodytes all the time. For example as we would be all talking before class started he'd start off "Quiet down, troglodytes."

    • @okiean1321
      @okiean1321 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jazz Bonanza how the hell am i supposed to knwo what a troglodyte is when literally the only science subjects i study in highschool are chemistry and physics

  • @bm1x718
    @bm1x718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    William: *tries to tase Michael*
    Michael: "Do not cite the dark magic to me, William. I was there when it was written."

  • @Krankynator
    @Krankynator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2764

    5:40
    And that's the difference between Michael and William: Michael would've kept the big one.

    • @ninanlovespeanut
      @ninanlovespeanut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      he would be like "oh that hurts like f%#$ ... perfect :)"

    • @feritperliare2890
      @feritperliare2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Nah he'll make a fance himself so he can check on himself low power than set it to 9 when it's used on other people

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dark Christian
      _Perfect_

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dark Christian “that hurts like fuck”

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Michael is the best still

  • @kevinspook2590
    @kevinspook2590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Sponsor: We don't like this video
    TH-cam: *Trending Page* "Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly"

    • @maiyaadrien6376
      @maiyaadrien6376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XBlessedOutlawX
      Mistakes were made

  • @jessicamoore2952
    @jessicamoore2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4126

    You can tell that man was judging him when he said
    "Inhumane....for animals.."

    • @imacactus5219
      @imacactus5219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Jessica Moore it would of been weirder if he said “well I’m actually not going to use it on a animal”
      😳

    • @ahmadbrkam4350
      @ahmadbrkam4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I read this skipped back randomly and I got to the part where he starts saying inhumane
      What are the chances

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The guy who said that is obviously an idiot, they are the furthest thing from "inhumane," so much better than barbed wire.

    • @xyeonx8135
      @xyeonx8135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      PolySaken ill do you one better, a wood fence...

    • @BeetleBuns
      @BeetleBuns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @PolySaken cows and pigs bust through everything, but they tend not to escape a well-maintained electric fence. As long as it's just strong enough a shock to make them uncomfortable touching it, they stay away. They rub up against barbed wire to scratch themselves, stretching the wire and eventually breaking the fence, and then escape and do damage to the surrounding ecosystem. The feral hog problem in the US? Escaped farm animals (and some uneducated idiots that we like to call "bucket biologists" that think releasing animals into the ecosystem where they aren't native is a good idea)

  • @Mr_Reaps25
    @Mr_Reaps25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    I love how Micheal just has like 100 lines of code off to the side while playing Minecraft.

    • @AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades
      @AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That's not actually code. It looks like an ssh connection to the command line of a Linux machine.
      Quite possibly the machine that's running his Minecraft server.

    • @malakhinotario2115
      @malakhinotario2115 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades 🤓

    • @alexjeffrey3981
      @alexjeffrey3981 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@malakhinotario2115 mad because bad

    • @gavinjcooke
      @gavinjcooke ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Change the "d" to "k" in code and it sounds like a fun time

    • @ralseisleepsgaming8961
      @ralseisleepsgaming8961 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gavinjcooke i love soda!

  • @Gloweo
    @Gloweo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    "Hey Michael... Hey Michael..."
    *Michael desperately trying to contain his laughter and act like Will isnt there*

  • @MuteMagicMusician
    @MuteMagicMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2194

    William: A big hairless dog
    Michael: *crying tears of joy* he called me big!!

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Michael is *big* if ya' know what I mean

    • @sp0inkzter
      @sp0inkzter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ethan Goldsmith he’s asian

    • @ethangoldsmith9332
      @ethangoldsmith9332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sp0inkzter = (

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      liquid lasagna Yeah but he’s still big where it counts

    • @logandh2
      @logandh2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      liquid lasagna His heart ❤️ *npenis*

  • @eero1750
    @eero1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11957

    Ooh man if only this video would have a sponsor I would totaly buy the product the video was advertaising.

    • @jorenlavaerts3970
      @jorenlavaerts3970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +697

      You're totally right man, what a shame

    • @eero1750
      @eero1750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +591

      @@jorenlavaerts3970 yeah, this video would have been perfect for an ad

    • @freshdown6263
      @freshdown6263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Brug yeah it would totally compel me to purchase an item of advertisement depicted by Mr.Osman

    • @GreySlasher63
      @GreySlasher63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Yeah this video now makes me want to buy something worth investing in

    • @krazyglue1
      @krazyglue1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Yeah I really desperately want to buy something rn and if I saw an ad I would most certainly buy that item after watching this video.
      Stupid sponsors don't know what's good for them

  • @thatpigeon3764
    @thatpigeon3764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I love that you can see michael trying not to laugh the first time he is on screen

  • @TheCptnOfFail
    @TheCptnOfFail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    This could be modified to make a rather intense game of twister.

    • @nathan.w9906
      @nathan.w9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      TheCptnOf Fail for idubbbz and him to do another deadly twister????

    • @smurfette_blues7922
      @smurfette_blues7922 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nathan.w9906 calm down

    • @PeferG17
      @PeferG17 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with this idea

    • @lilj8615
      @lilj8615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEADLY TWISTER 3 CONFIRMED?

    • @jesslynch94
      @jesslynch94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheCptnOf Fail YES

  • @danielmejiaramos5500
    @danielmejiaramos5500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7410

    “I’m gonna touch it”
    *Touches it and it hurts*
    *surprised pikachu face*

  • @Vinny_TheCableGuy
    @Vinny_TheCableGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I always forget how fucking good this video is

  • @-nepnep-8084
    @-nepnep-8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1584

    re watching the part where he ask "a hairless dog" and "do you know how much this will hurt a human?" makes him sounds like he has someone trapped in his basement...

  • @awfultaco42069
    @awfultaco42069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    “i’ve left my room today. there’s an electric carpet in the living room”

  • @Merely_To_Observe
    @Merely_To_Observe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3857

    I love how he called his roommate a big hairless dog..

    • @bug9536
      @bug9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      well you’re not gonna tell the pet smart employees that you’re trying to taze your roommate are ya

    • @Kelvoraax
      @Kelvoraax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Only time that the word “big” will ever be used to describe Micheal

    • @SnowBlnd12
      @SnowBlnd12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      also called him a troglodyte

    • @ivyellis2826
      @ivyellis2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bug9536 why wouldn't you? Sound like a GREAT idea.

    • @alexwong679
      @alexwong679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "His roommate" has a name

  • @firegirl1452
    @firegirl1452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how he emulates Michael's video style to make this video, and using electricity too? Truly using Michael's powers against him

  • @EsmeeHulskamp
    @EsmeeHulskamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    William your videos already don't make sense regardless of wether you had to cut a part out or not

    • @army6669990101
      @army6669990101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I honestly cant figure out what the sponsor could possibly be. Maybe the camera under the chair? Thats just regular William to me tho.

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      william: I SEE THIS AS A TOTAL WIN.

    • @sungminyoon6687
      @sungminyoon6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either Nord VPN or Honey

    • @EsmeeHulskamp
      @EsmeeHulskamp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sungminyoon6687 I think a cooking one like blue apron or something, hence why he made the spam thing

  • @kennethirgendwas4616
    @kennethirgendwas4616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    first i thought this was a video from micheal, cause hurting others seems like more of his thing.

    • @jonjii100
      @jonjii100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's just the effect that Michael has on everyone

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same man, it's michael's virus.

    • @sportyeight7769
      @sportyeight7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Micheal whould have keep the big battery one.

    • @damienw4958
      @damienw4958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, Micheal is more of a fan of hurting himself

    • @JustSomeGuy71
      @JustSomeGuy71 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, more like he feels he is being tortured by his viewers

  • @maddvideos0
    @maddvideos0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4705

    Let's get this video poppin' so the ex-sponsor feels real bad

  • @rileymosman2808
    @rileymosman2808 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The instinct to not cause yourself unknown quantities of pain can ve really strong. A girl in my bio lab class last year really had to psych herself out to prick her finger with a needle for our blood lab, which was a little weird considering she'd had 2 kids.

  • @SkeleSukei
    @SkeleSukei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5090

    “You don’t wanna like, fry your little guy?”
    Wholesome.

  • @Johnnyboi_05
    @Johnnyboi_05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5576

    Sponsor: *doesn’t sponsor you
    Sponsor: *checks video
    Video: *gets on trending page
    Sponsor: “We have made a decision that failed us all”

    • @mallrat7926
      @mallrat7926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      to be honest William and Micheal shocking themselves probably counts under "self harm", which is a big no-no for just about any sponsor

    • @ButterStick64
      @ButterStick64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Mallrat
      Yeah, but Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is still monetized.

    • @coolgamerman
      @coolgamerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      James Sauce i love the specific comparison you used

    • @sorbital7
      @sorbital7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It could be that... or it could be the fact that will is using an electric fence to shock a person. But your guess is as good as mine.

    • @sorbital7
      @sorbital7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      James Sauce I think this can more easily be considered art.

  • @adamemac
    @adamemac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2339

    2018: the floor is lava
    2019: "the carpet is electricity"

    • @chillzeaa
      @chillzeaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      2020: the sky is poised

    • @adamemac
      @adamemac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chillzeaa 😂

    • @himmlln
      @himmlln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      2021: the rain is acid

    • @FrancisTheMantis
      @FrancisTheMantis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      2022: the ocean is plastic

    • @adamemac
      @adamemac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FrancisTheMantis Sad but true.

  • @TheHappyThots
    @TheHappyThots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    When it cut to him returning it after saying “that was really bad” with the most concerned look on his face. I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up.

  • @Brendedn
    @Brendedn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    "I need an electric fence for a biiig, kinda hairless, dog."
    Cracked me up.

  • @partingofways
    @partingofways 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    When the dude was saying it’s inhumane, I would’ve 100% said dw it’s for my Roomate and watched him try to decide if that’s better or worse

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah.

    • @fifightwarior2361
      @fifightwarior2361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It's for my 12 years old philino roomate, he loves electricity don't worry

    • @christhewolsh482
      @christhewolsh482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iT’s iNhuManE I don’t know why the guy thinks a wireless is any different the wired..

    • @jfs366
      @jfs366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sepharoth electric fences don’t even hurt that much, I don’t know why he said it’s inhumane when it’s a better alternative to barbed wire which hurts way more

    • @grayguy19
      @grayguy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah its not that bad. My dog use to lick the electric fence at work for funsies.... and drunk people games.

  • @Vimp.y
    @Vimp.y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4911

    I hope this video gets millions of views and the sponsors get hard regrets

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yes.

    • @BK557SC
      @BK557SC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A quarter of the way there in like an hour

    • @Stezuss
      @Stezuss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      [Intro]
      Oskana!
      [Verse]
      She said I'm a crybaby, I can't be up lately
      Girl, you drive me crazy, AMG Mercedes
      Speedin' down the highway, lookin' at the street lights
      Geekin' on a Friday, I can never sleep right
      Knowin' I hurt you, I don't deserve you
      I shoulda curved you, I know I'm the worst, boo
      But I could be cool too, and you got them dance moves
      And I got this vibe, I swear it's perfect to ride to
      I wanna die too, we all wanna die too
      I got this vibe, I swear she love gettin' high too
      I love gettin' high too, I wanna hide you
      How did I find you? I'll be inside, I'm makin' music to cry to
      [Hook]
      Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
      Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
      Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
      Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
      Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
      Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
      [Verse]
      She said I'm a crybaby, I can't be up lately
      Girl, you drive me crazy, AMG Mercedes
      Speedin' down the highway, lookin' at the street lights
      Geekin' on a Friday, I can never sleep right
      Knowin' I hurt you, I don't deserve you
      I shoulda curved you, I know I'm the worst, boo
      But I could be cool too, and you got them dance moves
      And I got this vibe, I swear it's perfect to ride to
      I wanna die too, we all wanna die too
      I got this vibe, I swear she love gettin' high to
      I love gettin' high too, I wanna hide you
      How did I find you? I'll be inside, I'm makin' music to cry to
      [Hook]
      Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
      Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
      Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know
      Oh, it's a lonely world, I know
      Gon' get a lonely girl, that's fo' sho'
      Oh, I'm a lonely boy, she made a lonely boy, yeah, I know

    • @AvWoN
      @AvWoN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any idea who the sponsor was?

    • @M.J44
      @M.J44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that pfp (Looks like Thatistheplan)

  • @modosn
    @modosn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    When he said “inhumane for animals” you should’ve said “what about humans?” 😭😭😭

    • @xxGreenRoblox
      @xxGreenRoblox 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you now realize he wanted to not be arrested for torture?

  • @slidegaming2119
    @slidegaming2119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2288

    “When Michael is bounding across the room like a troglodyte”

    • @mrmcfezz2727
      @mrmcfezz2727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      221 likes
      *no replies*

    • @disfuncionexe
      @disfuncionexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

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    • @akertheinternetwanderer467
      @akertheinternetwanderer467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mrmcfezz2727 538 likes 3 replies?
      Nerds are shy even on the internet

    • @evanmayhew7383
      @evanmayhew7383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That part had me in tears 😂

    • @JAXSONSGAM3REVIEWSandstuff
      @JAXSONSGAM3REVIEWSandstuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed so hard at that

  • @cineblazer
    @cineblazer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Middle class father disciplines son for breaking commonly accepted rules of etiquette (1886, colorized)

    • @happy-xv8gn
      @happy-xv8gn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      under rated comment

  • @Liam-Welch
    @Liam-Welch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4584

    Will: pulls out the tasers
    Michael: you dare use my own spells against me Osman?

    • @Steeredyak_sb
      @Steeredyak_sb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Noice

    • @cybersentient4758
      @cybersentient4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      General Kenobi

    • @BarioIDL
      @BarioIDL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he could make a nerf gun that shoot at loudest source

    • @nathanielhuffman5908
      @nathanielhuffman5908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait. why is a Jedi master like you using Harry Potter references?

    • @hadoom848
      @hadoom848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nathanielhuffman5908 Crossover of the century.

  • @JockeyStrappers
    @JockeyStrappers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I got shocked by that exact fence....out of sheer curiousity. Its like getting buzzed by prank shock toys.

  • @arkfire213
    @arkfire213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1866

    When he's asks Michael to stop stomping you can see Michael trying to hold back his laughter

  • @morbidmanatee115
    @morbidmanatee115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    William: Do you know what this would do to a person?
    Cashier: *quietly pressing panic button*

    • @spizee2660
      @spizee2660 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cloudy2462
    @cloudy2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3821

    "When Michael steps stomps around like a troglodyte" fucking killed me

    • @KalebTheDuck
      @KalebTheDuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      same XD the way he was bouncing around like an ape was amazing lol.

    • @StopLookingAtMeFucker
      @StopLookingAtMeFucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the fuck is a troglodyte?

    • @cloudy2462
      @cloudy2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Its pretty much a cave man. He was calling him a prehistoric man and or an ape hence the comment above you.

    • @Hyperbolic_G
      @Hyperbolic_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they're not everywhere, so special equipment is required to find them. Take a piece of glass, apply a thin metallic oxide coating on one side, and place it on a wooden table with the oxide side up. Using a tape measure and protractor, find 2 feet and 90 degrees from the glass. Get a cup of lukewarm water then dip your fingers in it. Smear the edges of the glass with your wet fingers while looking at the glass from the point we measured earlier. You should be able to spot a trogdolyte within a couple minutes.

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@StopLookingAtMeFucker A genus of chimp, last I checked. Contains chimps and whatever their more peaceful cousins are called.

  • @Justmebeingme37
    @Justmebeingme37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I laughed so hard watching you test the first electric fence charger. So glad I saw this today.

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Im thumbing up and recommending this video for no other reason than a sponsor decided to back out of a video from the great William Osman. They obviously have no idea what type of greatness this man is capable of.

  • @pinata3717
    @pinata3717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    Guy: “Inhumane actually”
    Will: proceeds to buy it

    • @9ball179
      @9ball179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @waffeltek ha

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The judgement in the guy's voice made me feel guilty XD

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @waffeltek i agree.

    • @voots2386
      @voots2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He should’ve said it’s for a humane

    • @antiisocial
      @antiisocial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolfrayne8355 Yeah. Lol. That guy was pretty judgement. I get the feeling he stared at William as he walked out and then turned his nose up and harumphed. 😤
      He obviously doesn't know it takes a bigger shock for a bigger animal or they won't feel it.

  • @MinecraftAedda
    @MinecraftAedda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:05 I'm only 6 minutes in but major kudos for personally testing the intensity before using it.

  • @hl_scientist1964
    @hl_scientist1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    The next video's title:
    *My house burnt down AGAIN by an electrical fire.*

  • @RedWyvernRising
    @RedWyvernRising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2796

    Lawful Good: William Osman. Chaotic Evil: Michael Reeves.
    For all of you saying Will is chaotic, remember the boat gun episode? Micheal would have stuck tasers and actual weapons to it, Will decided to leave so the others didn’t get in trouble.

    • @justinhaymond969
      @justinhaymond969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      RedWyvernRising 2315 William should be chaotic good because they’re both chaotic

    • @iclopes3619
      @iclopes3619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justinhaymond969 was about to reply that

    • @lettuceman483
      @lettuceman483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      chaotic neutral:mark rober

    • @RedWyvernRising
      @RedWyvernRising 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True neutral ZNA Productions

    • @danterodriguez03
      @danterodriguez03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neutral lawful** Michael doesn't follow the house rules, or the laws. But he has a code of conduct, the code of "i will do what ever de fuck i want, and if you are annoyed is even better"

  • @Henrique26
    @Henrique26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    The sponsor who didn’t like the video probably regrets it now since this video is trending

    • @carrops
      @carrops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not the sponsor its youtube, they don't like violence

    • @SoCalgardener
      @SoCalgardener 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jade Bigge he said the sponsor didn’t like the video

    • @DamienTB
      @DamienTB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carrops Well someone didn't watch the video, did they?

    • @carrops
      @carrops 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DamienTB aaand the judgy youtube comment section strikes again the second someone is wrong about something

    • @vyeelime8143
      @vyeelime8143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@carrops well its your fault for being wrong so

  • @Orensason390
    @Orensason390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The electricity is just gonna make him stomp the floor louder and shout, waking you up even more…

    • @AltonTRU
      @AltonTRU 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      To hit him with a bat

    • @PlaidHiker
      @PlaidHiker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but micheal gets electrocuted so…
      Win?

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    "We don't have those they're inhumane for animals"
    "Oh, really?"
    **next cut**
    "Hey I was wondering if you guys-"

  • @bradwiersema6243
    @bradwiersema6243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I'm so glad Michael can play Minecraft instead of uploading for 2 months

    • @Spideryote
      @Spideryote 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like 8
      New video is 🔥🔥🔥 tho

    • @avivdepicciotto3415
      @avivdepicciotto3415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s his creative process you ungrateful shit

    • @antoniopalacios6458
      @antoniopalacios6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Spideryote year old comment but ok

  • @babyhilts
    @babyhilts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    "Inhumane for animals."
    "Okay, but what about roommates?

  • @shiftypersona
    @shiftypersona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:24 "like a troglodyte" *I choke laughed*

  • @michaeln5054
    @michaeln5054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2880

    "I need an electric fence for a big, kinda hairless dog."

    • @HPD1171
      @HPD1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      incidentally do you know how much it would hurt a human?

    • @fbiboi5556
      @fbiboi5556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How much voltage did he use?

    • @Katsudon_.
      @Katsudon_. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@fbiboi5556 nothing to see here sir....

    • @christianw6819
      @christianw6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the idiot says inhumane lol. Cause keeping your dog from running into traffic and dying is inhumane

    • @AG.Floats
      @AG.Floats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's good way to get on a list lol

  • @minmcmarkemterm9109
    @minmcmarkemterm9109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7219

    I can't believe you make your child pay rent.

    • @Nightmares-dn7cq
      @Nightmares-dn7cq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @TheDireWolf wooosh

    • @epicablaze
      @epicablaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait how old is Michel

    • @xomystic7022
      @xomystic7022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CummiBear 69 * surprised pikachu face *

    • @meeganb4604
      @meeganb4604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I've known people who make their kids pay rent until the move out or go to college and the parents give the money back so the have a savings

    • @theapelau1842
      @theapelau1842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Meegan B okok it’s just a joke

  • @derekhebert5403
    @derekhebert5403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    William Osman: my house burned down
    also William Osman: we put electricity in the carpet!

  • @fishnugget3672
    @fishnugget3672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how micheal is laughing when you try to talk to him, lol

  • @acem.6221
    @acem.6221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "I'm gonna build something- I'm gonna electrify the carpet"
    That escalated quickly

  • @tinyfunnylilcritter1525
    @tinyfunnylilcritter1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Note to self: it will be difficult to snap Michele reeves' bones. They are denser than expected. I will have to change my plans.

  • @ki4674
    @ki4674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Little late. I work at a McDonald’s. I can tell you that if McDonald’s don’t have ice cream it’s mostly because the overnight staff didn’t clean it or didn’t fill it so it goes to heat mode which makes it impossible to get a solid ice cream. Just thought I would tell you. So it comes down to, at least in my store, lazy closers and lazy closing manger.

    • @blakefearrin4867
      @blakefearrin4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Honestly bet that overnight hasn't been trained on how to clean it. We have 94 employees and only 2 people know how to clean ours

    • @blakefearrin4867
      @blakefearrin4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mattmurphy7030 For 3 shifts and some part times yes

    • @permafrost1354
      @permafrost1354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      McDonald’s actually rigged most of their ice cream machines with the company Taylor to make more money not even joking

    • @blakefearrin4867
      @blakefearrin4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@permafrost1354 Yeah I saw that video, but we are corporate owned so that wouldn't make any sense all they would do is lose money

    • @simon_969
      @simon_969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Good so its not broken but in heat

  • @lil-link
    @lil-link 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The thing with the ice cream machines at Mcdonald's is that they're not broken. A friend of mine worked there for some years and he told me that the personnel that works there has to clean it every 2 hours, (and if I remember correctly the machine goes into fail/safe -mode if not cleaned properly). So, when they had a lot of guests and/or not enough people who worked that day, the ice cream machine stayed "broken" until they had time to clean it.

  • @RasputinReview
    @RasputinReview 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    Reeves isn't the size of a big dog, he's a medium dog at best

    • @senza4591
      @senza4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oof

    • @aty4282
      @aty4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OOF size large

    • @thatrandomguy12123
      @thatrandomguy12123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dude deadass a fuckin Hawaiian Hobbit. He's like 3 feet tall.

    • @taivendematos8835
      @taivendematos8835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He’s 1 1/2 feet tall he wears stilts to look 5,2

    • @houwlingwoolf
      @houwlingwoolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keanu

  • @GLOCKTOR642
    @GLOCKTOR642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    One mans trash is another mans treasure.
    now gimie that trash

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, it's mine

    • @dw4353
      @dw4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I eat Cereal with Water
      No you eat cereal with water that is illegal

    • @aidenb3069
      @aidenb3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      One man's dog is another man's pleasure.

    • @prototype9809
      @prototype9809 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @davankrueger1725
      @davankrueger1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidenb3069 bad

  • @789syrus789
    @789syrus789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    WHY WOULD ANYONE NOT SPONSOR THIS! THIS IS TEXTBOOK VANILLA! WTFRICK?!

    • @Alan-wj5zc
      @Alan-wj5zc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @5dope watch your pejoratives >:(

    • @masoncide921
      @masoncide921 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Alan-wj5zc pejoratives are gay and stupid.

    • @space_fox12
      @space_fox12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@masoncide921 that's gae

    • @Shorty97
      @Shorty97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      probably due to wanting to electric fence a dog

    • @789syrus789
      @789syrus789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      5dope It’s not gay, but it is stupid. How is that even gay? Why would anyone resort to calling something or someone gay? That originally means happy you dingus! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelmcmurtrie1002
    @samuelmcmurtrie1002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    been 4 years and it’s still gold

  • @TheDaveMiller87
    @TheDaveMiller87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6434

    “He’s not bad; he pays his rent in time.” What else do you need in a roommate?

    • @joeybe_quiet6505
      @joeybe_quiet6505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yooo Dave what you doing here

    • @thatguy6214
      @thatguy6214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@joeybe_quiet6505 yooo Joey what u doing here

    • @waltergoldstein8244
      @waltergoldstein8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thatguy6214 yo that guy what you doing here?

    • @everythingirrelevant6969
      @everythingirrelevant6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@waltergoldstein8244 yo walter what you doing here?

    • @hamzaahsan7029
      @hamzaahsan7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@everythingirrelevant6969 yo everything what you doing here?

  • @Sl4yerkid
    @Sl4yerkid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    When your sponsor pulls out of the deal half way
    (#9 on top rankings and almost a million views in a day)
    Let's just say they regret it lol.

  • @hotskull565
    @hotskull565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    *SPONSOR LEFT THE CHAT*
    Video: *GOES VIRAL*
    *SPONSOR JOINED CHAT*

    • @boxie13
      @boxie13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prince Dre SPONSOR KICKED FROM CHAT

  • @gumstitch
    @gumstitch 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the all time best videos you made!

  • @voidmatic
    @voidmatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "I've left my room today" was Will's only unexpected part in his plan to suprise Michael

  • @initialsjd5867
    @initialsjd5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    you know michael wouldn't return it for the weaker one.

    • @DrRussian
      @DrRussian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Having touched a cattle fence, I wouldn't either

    • @Mossmann8596
      @Mossmann8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DrRussian same

    • @erebostd
      @erebostd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for that comment 😄

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    "Oh, you want another one, because you don't want to fry your little dog"
    "No, he wasn't very happy"

  • @TexRobNC
    @TexRobNC ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny story. When I was stationed in The Pentagon, there was a shop that bought the wrong carpet, like 20+ years ago, and their carpet was carrying SO much static electricity. If you touched a computer case, that would power the computer off, as it saw it as an activation of the soft switch. It was also wiping all things that used crypto, because they have anti-tamper stuff, and the extra voltage was seen as a tamper attempt and would wipe the keys. They only had that carpet a couple of weeks I think, but it was a wild time. You could stand next to a filing cabinet, shock yourself on it, remove your hand, and touch it again, and shock yourself again.

  • @anthonypistocchi60
    @anthonypistocchi60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    Lmao house burns down. Gets new house. Puts HV arcs on highly flammable carpet...

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anthony Pistocchi
      Fire 100

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MnemonicHeadTrip William Osman 100

    • @zak_abass
      @zak_abass 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steph curry type shit. Instant regret from Nike.

  • @zhorazavodskoy6622
    @zhorazavodskoy6622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

    Every other night:
    Michael: *stomps at 3am*
    William: *wakes up*
    With the taser carpet:
    Michael: *stomps then screams loudly out of pain*
    William: *wakes up in fear*

    • @Joemama-le4md
      @Joemama-le4md 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      William slowly laughs himself back to sleep hearing Michael in pain

    • @joshzander614
      @joshzander614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Joemama-le4md and he realize that he was alone

    • @marshallcouto8229
      @marshallcouto8229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joshzander614 his little guy has returned

    • @dudka_i
      @dudka_i 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Joemama-le4md I don't think so. We are talking about Michael "The Filipino Hitler" REEEEEEEEEEEEVES, so he would definitely try to make his terrible revenge.

    • @DjDozn
      @DjDozn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Лёва Баглай it’s just what they do 🙌🏻

  • @dfzeptro
    @dfzeptro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3347

    “But they didn’t like the video”
    *3.2 Million views*
    *Sponsors :/*

    • @ChocPretzel8
      @ChocPretzel8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Most businesses are run by idiots. Being in charge is pure luck.

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ChocPretzel8 i wouldnt want my company to be on this type of video

    • @pineapplegrapes8836
      @pineapplegrapes8836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      420 likes

    • @heroicmisfortune
      @heroicmisfortune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@allyma3 i would

    • @allyma3
      @allyma3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@heroicmisfortune i assume u dont want to own a company very long then?

  • @kylebishop2555
    @kylebishop2555 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I used to work on a cattle ranch, we had the big fence boxes and used to trick new guys into reaching through to grab stuff. One guy put his entire head between two wires and got it on both ears. Priceless.

  • @peterlindh1337
    @peterlindh1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    2 years ago: My house burnt down :(
    Now: EleCTrIC CaRPeT

    • @sr.365
      @sr.365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I'm starting to notice a trend here

    • @brittmartin5089
      @brittmartin5089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

    • @orangesareblue2237
      @orangesareblue2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Britt Martin I would say thats more hot then cool

    • @hunterkeys197
      @hunterkeys197 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Lindh actually it was a year ago.....

    • @peterlindh1337
      @peterlindh1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Harry Heap lol nope

  • @thecommentor1804
    @thecommentor1804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    See that this video is on Trending.
    William mentions no sponsors.
    Man those sponsors are probably regretting there decision right now.

  • @Hunter-os5yx
    @Hunter-os5yx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    Every day William grows closer to becoming dr. doofenschmertz

    • @SDogo
      @SDogo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      electric-carpetinator

    • @amdoick
      @amdoick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SDogo lol

    • @willowism
      @willowism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The combination of Reeves and Osman is just Doofenschmirtz lmao

    • @pegasBaO23
      @pegasBaO23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@willowism Bitterness, self loathing and and constant voice cracks, come from Michael while, goofiness, clumsyness and overly elaborate builds that barely work come from William

    • @SomeGuyPF
      @SomeGuyPF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pegasBaO23 I feel like elaborate builds would come from michael

  • @alexoja2918
    @alexoja2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Is it just me or have William's videos always been awesome and been steadily increasing in quality?

  • @astie8373
    @astie8373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "If you want trash, leave a comment."
    But Will, we have already subscribed

    • @TheRanscat
      @TheRanscat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You just burned him harder than he burned that adriuno board.

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You burned him harder than Mother Nature burned his house....

    • @masonr3508
      @masonr3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@VOLAIRE F

    • @braxtonschwallier1048
      @braxtonschwallier1048 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want it 2626 east creek road 85024 Phoenix Arizona

    • @masonr3508
      @masonr3508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@braxtonschwallier1048?

  • @kc-pj8ne
    @kc-pj8ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2713

    William: hey Michael-
    Michael: *spidey senses tingle* theres an electric carpet in the living room

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Dear sponsorship company,
    You made the wrong choice :(
    x

  • @TexRobNC
    @TexRobNC ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm laughing out loud at Michael sitting at his chair laughing while you filmed him "not able to hear you" where he could clearly hear you

  • @willowwu8061
    @willowwu8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Did I really just spend 600 seconds watching William hurt himself with electricity.

    • @limerumpus3589
      @limerumpus3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Willow Ramirez 612 seconds

    • @garciatheanimator80082
      @garciatheanimator80082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, yes I did

    • @thrillshow
      @thrillshow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't an ElectroBoom video in disguise.

  • @thebaguetteman8692
    @thebaguetteman8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Missed opportunity to get Michael to say: "Get the f@$& out of my room I'm playing Minecraft."