Robocop 2014 Explained by an idiot

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  • @foureyeddragon9376
    @foureyeddragon9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9084

    "What kind of crime is there in Antarctica?" - Well, none because of the robots. That's just how good they are.

    • @lordgrim1798
      @lordgrim1798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      *“Listen here you little shit-”*

    • @Doyle-
      @Doyle- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Penguins killing a fish

    • @MP-vc4nu
      @MP-vc4nu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      How is war fighting robots company make triple more money off Antarctica than Africa lol
      It’s like as if Africa has no wars will happen or some shit 😂 Ask how many of them warlords in Africa would own these robo shits

    • @neongamer7491
      @neongamer7491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not how you play the game, you fricken anamoly dipshit

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We don't know that the robots are exclusively for crime fighting, I just assumed that the robots in Antarctica are for research purposes

  • @laika4766
    @laika4766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6074

    Robo cop and Wall-E were the only two moves this this dude gave a genuine rating at the end.

    • @JacobRise1492
      @JacobRise1492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      Hey, seven peanuts out of 3771 pestacios is a GOOD FUCKING ANSWER FOR THE SINS OF FROZEN

    • @rubles88alvarez83
      @rubles88alvarez83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      They’re both robot movies. You might be on to something

    • @badcrusader5237
      @badcrusader5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@rubles88alvarez83 my god

    • @badcrusader5237
      @badcrusader5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No

    • @jeremiahnovember2617
      @jeremiahnovember2617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@rubles88alvarez83 we must have him review chappie then

  • @Chom-Chom
    @Chom-Chom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7046

    Dude lost everything other than his head, lungs and one hand... can't have shit in detroit

  • @stephenscribbles
    @stephenscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2157

    High Boi had the opportunity to say "give Robocop a robocock" and completely missed it

  • @Yeeterminator
    @Yeeterminator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Rare footage of High Boi actually giving a movie 10 out of 10 instead of 7 robo pp’s out of 17 metal nutz

  • @RustyR3volva
    @RustyR3volva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6792

    The crime in Antartica is real, penguins being assaulted by seals.

    • @Melonist
      @Melonist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Despite making up 7% of the population, it seems that seals make up over 75% of all crimes in Antarctica

    • @edwardmartin7090
      @edwardmartin7090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      The real joke here is how Antartica managed to pull more funds for law enforcement than the continent of Africa.

    • @DannyGruesome
      @DannyGruesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Most seal on penguin violence isnt reported. Still think marijuana is cool?

    • @barscakn4642
      @barscakn4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Damn those marines need to chill

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@edwardmartin7090 machete and AK-47 and Soviet surplus are the law

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12018

    Bold of you to assume he doesn't have a hidden robo-PP. It only reveals itself to those worthy of witnessing its technological awesomeness.

    • @ezaiya3194
      @ezaiya3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Didn’t even think about that

    • @satan7481
      @satan7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      Does it have vibration as feature? If so, it's not so bad

    • @bryanr93
      @bryanr93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      @@satan7481 damn you really puttin some thought into this eh

    • @donaldh2615
      @donaldh2615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@bryanr93 we

    • @felixreyes252
      @felixreyes252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@satan7481 I could have sworn I saw a 90s movie with the bad guy having this robo vibrating pp that has a lawnmower engine attached to it

  • @logicplague
    @logicplague 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1749

    "What kinda crime is there in Antarctica?"
    You've never seen a penguin on cocaine, and you don't wanna, trust me. Day at the petting zoo gone wrong...

  • @targard.quantumfrack6854
    @targard.quantumfrack6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    While adoring the original, I really liked this remake. They didn't try to copy paste, they moved things around and did adapt the setting to a modern world.

    • @JohnArktor
      @JohnArktor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And in the way they made that movie boring and patronizing as shite, removing the critical satiric and cynical elements of Verhoven's work to replace them with straight manichean moralism. Like they did with the newest total recall shite.
      Man there is nothing remotely redeemable about this remake. If it werent a remake and trying to steal fame from a masterpiece, I would still find it bad, but the fact that they tried to replace the Verhoven one with this bland generic idiocy, makes me fking hate it even more.

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly I prefer this over the original. It felt less awkward, janky, I don't know how to describe it. You'll know what I mean when you watch them back to back

    • @ibragimowbekhan0987
      @ibragimowbekhan0987 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Twiddle_things sounds like a skill issue to me

    • @only257
      @only257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Twiddle_thingsCOME ON SERIOUSLY THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WAS BETTER I DISAGREE WITH YOU FULLY LET ME GUESS YOU ARE A GENERATION Z PERSON RIGHT 😊

    • @ramahikari1014
      @ramahikari1014 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@only257I liked remake more than the original

  • @thumbwarriordx
    @thumbwarriordx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    It probably doesn't apply to this version but the OG robocop his face is canonically just grafted over a robot skull because his brain will panic and go insane if he doesn't see his own face in the mirror.
    Which technically still makes his face a vulnerable spot, just not until he sees a mirror.

  • @HAZYPANCAKES
    @HAZYPANCAKES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2561

    so basically: “Detroit: Become non-human”

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    Penguins are criminals too, this guy never watched Wallace & Gromit

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao good one bro

    • @jared_con
      @jared_con 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought you meant Madagascar but wtf is going on with Wallace and Gromit?

    • @gilles466
      @gilles466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jared_con dont remember The Wrong Trousers?

    • @jared_con
      @jared_con 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gilles466 I only watched Wallace and Gromit about 5 times as a kid and I don't remember that

    • @spookah_hhhh
      @spookah_hhhh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gilles466 sometimes it’s on bbc I player in England.

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    I like how the movie literally says he's off to solve his own MURDER. . . even though he never actually died. He's just a crippled detective with a prosthetic body.

    • @lukedufresne7866
      @lukedufresne7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Yeah just attempted murder

    • @toro5280
      @toro5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Legally he is dead. He doesn't have rights, he doesn't have a social security number. He is a dedicated tool, an instrument, a weapon. Unless he is legally given his "life" back it still counts as murder. I can't claim I am correct, but this is my train of thought.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@toro5280
      Figuratively. . . maybe even philosophically, but I mean literally. He was alive in the hospital, and the program was pushed on his wife as the only means of saving his life. He even goes back home for a bit. Murder victims can't do this by definition.

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SewerTapes If you put him in front of any crowd when he was day 1 functioning, they would most def consider him a "living person".
      It's not like Peter Wellers version where when he was day 1 functioning one could easily be like "yeah, i can see how you can legally say this is a machine".

    • @KoolMonkE
      @KoolMonkE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SewerTapes Assuming that the toro was correct, then they would be correct in referring to it as "murder", as he was legally dead.

  • @soulstalker4624
    @soulstalker4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    You know, in the OG movie they considered letting Murphy have his human hand, but one of the executives said "No", and in this one they actually let Murphy have his hand. Kinda of a neat twist

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why'd the executive say "no" lol?

    • @qibcentricsplayground2043
      @qibcentricsplayground2043 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@vizthex eh to be fair i guess it's easier overall to make both hands mechanical than one mechanical one organic

    • @orppranator5230
      @orppranator5230 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vizthex To make him seem more of an evil corpo I guess

    • @CoachCoach12
      @CoachCoach12 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vizthex so that way they could have him regain his humanity, instead of the hand being his way back to humanity

  • @overmind06
    @overmind06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Pneumatic Perforator, or the PP, comes factory equipped on every Robocop model. It is ergonomically packed inside the crotch plate and can be fully extended and ready to go in just 0,258 seconds. The device acts similarly to a piston with speeds up to 9000rpm, eliminating the need for hip thrusting during operation.

    • @stephenscribbles
      @stephenscribbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      unfathomably based.

    • @Raj-gr6dy
      @Raj-gr6dy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      9000 rpm is, for most patients, just a tad unbearable.

    • @ComanderRilldo
      @ComanderRilldo ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Raj-gr6dy thats the "kill" function, it has a "gentle" function of only 1200 rpms

  • @ObiTrev
    @ObiTrev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    In China it's called *Robo-Chong: The Man Without a Dong*

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      NO! BAD! BACK IN THE HOLE WITH YOU!

    • @postmanpat8166
      @postmanpat8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I never laughed so hard at a comment

    • @lyz0711
      @lyz0711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Genius

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I laughed way too hard at this around my mum
      I was lucky she didnt notice

    • @shadow_boy1251
      @shadow_boy1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IS THIS FUCKIN REAL?!?!

  • @s228man_5
    @s228man_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Just thing it needs to be pointed out that there’s more crime in Antarctica than in africa

    • @Yomotomen
      @Yomotomen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Depends on the standard of laws you go by, but if you’re talking u.s. standard of crimes, or just war crimes, then I’m afraid you’re incorrect. There’s a billion people there, we couldn’t hope amount to that. Cause, you know, it’s a continent, and we’re a country.

    • @danielcooper3332
      @danielcooper3332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@Yomotomen OP is referring to the display at 2:17 which clearly shows Antarctica bringing in more money than Africa. This is weird considering that this company combats crime and ain't many people living in Antarctica but there is a lot of people in Africa which commit crime. I don't know why you started talking about the US.

    • @Wellimanewguy
      @Wellimanewguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Those penguins are up to some shit down there, man

    • @rebel_diamonds
      @rebel_diamonds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@danielcooper3332 It could be that Antarctica has more money than Africa to spend on robots. Which might be a weird Africa is poor joke made by the movie.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Actually how though
      Antarctica is divided between multiple countries and no one lives there.
      Who the fuck are they policing? The less than fifty people who work at the Amundsen-Scott research station?

  • @MmZxWolfblade
    @MmZxWolfblade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    You need more subs man , great stuff xD

    • @HighBoi
      @HighBoi  4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Thanks dude, share my shit around

    • @Maaaamo
      @Maaaamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Don’t worry

    • @z_universe4235
      @z_universe4235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Little did they know that he would get like 50x the subs in like 2 days

    • @pirat_UA.
      @pirat_UA. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eee

    • @lordben3787
      @lordben3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol almost 100k in a week

  • @_xXTempestXx_
    @_xXTempestXx_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2:01 “that bastard” is Hiccup from how to train your dragon

  • @ASAKYT
    @ASAKYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "What kind of crime is there in antartica"
    Penguins of Madagascar: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

  • @gabrielpereiramendes3068
    @gabrielpereiramendes3068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    "let's get this guy who got killed and was a police officer and put him on a robot, without any consent from him or his family and also mess up his brains just so we can take away the little free will he has"
    Seems pretty reasonable

    • @Midala87
      @Midala87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Welcome to America. Home of the Braves (whom we slaughtered) and the Free (if you have money).

    • @LLMT69
      @LLMT69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They had consent from the family that’s why they went forward with the experiment in the first place

    • @DimoB8
      @DimoB8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds pretty on point for corporations

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They got permission from his wife. That free will thing was more of an unintended consequence of trying to get the results they wanted. The latter part still being immoral, but they weren't just doing it to be dicks.

    • @paulogarcia9557
      @paulogarcia9557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Minecraftian2345432 but in reality they got him some of that good ass parkinson, but it was just temporal because biology and stuff their stupid ass didn´t know

  • @bouboulroz
    @bouboulroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Just in case you never figured it out since then : the french word for "zero" is "zéro".

    • @bouboulroz
      @bouboulroz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Stellvia Hoenheim *Uno reverse card*

    • @terriblecompany1588
      @terriblecompany1588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stellvia Hoenheim 🤨

    • @maxousan
      @maxousan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We type it the same thing lol

    • @orchidsb7004
      @orchidsb7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stellvia Hoenheim no

    • @dachshunddoggo2764
      @dachshunddoggo2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      japanese pronounces the loan word the same way

  • @randomguy9740
    @randomguy9740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    this is one of the only movies he actually gives a real rating, normally hes like " this move gets 71 Kim john-uns out 12 pop tarts"

    • @elitegaming3056
      @elitegaming3056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Bold of you to assume those aren't real ratings.

    • @saihiko9967
      @saihiko9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      9 Tesla's out of 26 dead cops

    • @atNguyen-jd5ce
      @atNguyen-jd5ce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nah. He gave WALL-E 10/10 as well

    • @SreenikethanI
      @SreenikethanI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Đạt Nguyễn
      Yea that's why he says "one of the *only* movies" i.e. "there are few movies, out of which, is Robocop as well"

    • @evanlanger4808
      @evanlanger4808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4 crosses out of 5 bibles

  • @mrjayd02
    @mrjayd02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love this breakdown... I wish they would have done sequel of this

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 remakes that's all we get.

  • @shouryasanjeev9284
    @shouryasanjeev9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:00 I mean, the robot wasn't there to protect itself, it was there to protect humans, which could definitely be hurt with a knife

  • @lazybobby2404
    @lazybobby2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I remember watching this when it came out, it was the first vid i watched from you

    • @HighBoi
      @HighBoi  4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      U an OG sub, i appreciate u, u da best

    • @lazybobby2404
      @lazybobby2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      :)

    • @joaquincasascortes624
      @joaquincasascortes624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Consider yourself being lucky for being a true OG

  • @GeorgeMonet
    @GeorgeMonet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    hemorrhaging money refers to LOSING MONEY because of high costs either from high marketing costs, labor costs, production costs, R&D costs, carrying lots of debt or some such and thus being in the red. It doesn't refer to not being able to sell in a specific market. This was a misuse of the phrase "hemorrhaging money" since the company is making money hand over fist.

    • @squirrelthegamer8483
      @squirrelthegamer8483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know you’re just trying to provide insight and clarity to that particular moment but listen man, this is the TH-cam comments section on a silly comedy video hosted by a four year old’s drawling of a high dude with no arms, nobody here really cares lol. This is legitimately the worst place to try and make a serious statement 🤣, just relax and laugh at the dumb stuff alright? Trust me, I love the facts as much as anyone but you gotta understand this is not the place for that mindset. Anyways just wanted to give you that advice, I mean you no disrespect or anything, just thought you shouldn’t waste time or effort being serious about something so inconsequential in a silly video. Enjoy these kinds of moments like a child because life’s too short to dwell on all technicalities but that’s just my advice, hope you have a good day stranger. 👋

    • @burnttoast5372
      @burnttoast5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thank you for recognizing this

    • @mikabreto
      @mikabreto 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just roll with it, this isn’t Southland Tales. Most of the dialogue was written by ScriptBot4000.

  • @inspectorjavert9868
    @inspectorjavert9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    I feel like this script would've worked well if it wasn't for the fact they attempted to remake one of the greatest movies

    • @fncm3421
      @fncm3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Also they did not make it R rated

    • @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012
      @ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Biggest mistake is that they make it pg13

    • @wingedfish1175
      @wingedfish1175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tbh it's still good

    • @JohnArktor
      @JohnArktor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wingedfish1175 tbh oh no it is not. Oh boi

    • @parchedcoma9939
      @parchedcoma9939 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fncm3421 actually, the reason the movie wasn’t rated R is due to budget cuts from the studio, forcing them to have less detailed and gory scenes. They originally planned to make it rated R anyways, but the studio threatened them with further cuts. However, you can still tell the original script was rated R in the final movie, like with the scene where Murphy sees what’s left of him.

  • @azurumishinji1697
    @azurumishinji1697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    " Father is dead but his body is coming up to kill us". I laughed until I cried 😂

  • @ViMi1
    @ViMi1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    As a kid, an older kid tried to explain the first Robocop to me: it sounded exactly like that.

  • @azure2154
    @azure2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    I wanna say... "Why do you need to watch a 2 hour long movie, when you can watch an idiot explaining the sh*t out of that movie in a 10 minute video?"
    great job my man!!!

    • @morganrasmussen5071
      @morganrasmussen5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Fuchin-man

    • @darkdaegurth
      @darkdaegurth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha I totally did that, didn't watch the movie, just saw this vid.
      And now I liked the movie but I don't wanna see it.
      Ooh what do I do

    • @eduardopena5893
      @eduardopena5893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why watch a shitty remake when you have already watched the absolutely incredible original?

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a hard time sitting through a whole movie so these are perfect for me.

  • @petferret6979
    @petferret6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    if this isnt an underrated youtuber then idk what is

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Robocop: "And make it a magnum dong."

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao 1 more like then its prrrfect

    • @worldiknow
      @worldiknow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hypermaeonyx4969 I got you homie

  • @kxuydhj
    @kxuydhj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    4:12 so sad, you missed the perfect opportunity for a "robocock" joke

  • @zerosumgame5700
    @zerosumgame5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    This was whimsical and fun. I also thought this movie was pretty good. On a less idiotic side, I'd like to state that the effort to respect the original idea was in there, and I respected that. I appreciate why they went with "Barely saved 10% of a guy with tech" instead of "Enslaved a dead guy before his brain went to rot for it's computing power." Artistic liberty with a solid dose of respectful integrity. 10/10 great reboot, would watch a sequel.

    • @JohnArktor
      @JohnArktor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Errrrr... where do you see respect for source material here???
      I see only gimmicks taken from an old masterpiece by incompetent suits willing to cash grab us into seeing more in that movie than the generic bland industrially produced usual crap it is.
      Go rewatch the Verhoven one, and return here telling us the reboot is still a respectful homage and not a fking insult that you wouldnt even buy for a dollar

    • @DisorientedWanderer
      @DisorientedWanderer ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JohnArktor I've seen worse. This wasn't that bad. It's still enjoyable.

    • @jimmynuetronrblx8628
      @jimmynuetronrblx8628 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro chill out

  • @bramjacob8623
    @bramjacob8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This channel is the discovery of the century

  • @neoxpro12
    @neoxpro12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    robo cop/crap alternate title:
    man almost dies in a car becomes a cyborg lives to regret living

    • @freddymack3634
      @freddymack3634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basically

    • @neoxpro12
      @neoxpro12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As expected this blew up

    • @nielk.
      @nielk. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By dhar mann

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neoxpro12 would have liked the comment if I didn't see this

    • @neoxpro12
      @neoxpro12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alphanoodle1877 likes would not matter anyway

  • @lite6146
    @lite6146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:23 he kidnaps penguin and sells them to other bad penguin 😂😂

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    6:30 The French word for zero is literally just “zéro”

    • @Arandomguywhoisdumb
      @Arandomguywhoisdumb 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He literally just said it anyways and correctly too

  • @GoldenboyBaki
    @GoldenboyBaki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:22 not to mention any names... The BATMAN!!!???

  • @chandleralves698
    @chandleralves698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I feel like this movie could've done better if for starters the title was something other than "Robocop"

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel like any series this might have spawned would've hit a wall as soon as George Floyd happened.
      Hell, Ferguson was probably why this movie didn't get a sequel. They'd have to do RoboMarine or something for the concept to sell well.
      Kill minorities in your own country, you're a monster. Kill minorities in another country, you're a hero.
      UHMERIKA, FUK YA

    • @shirogami4224
      @shirogami4224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ya, coborop would have been perfect.

    • @kyleMcBurnett
      @kyleMcBurnett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I agree. I think of this movie an American ghost in the shell prequel.

    • @ChaosReaper426
      @ChaosReaper426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mallios13technically they aren't minorities in that country

    • @mallios13
      @mallios13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ChaosReaper426 While you're not wrong, today's world defines all non-whites as "minorities", even in their countries of origin.
      Huzzah for globalization.

  • @omaro_o7151
    @omaro_o7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My jaw dropped so hard when he gave a real rating and it's fookin 10 out of 10!

  • @frapperinoo
    @frapperinoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Yo guys before the big wave of new fans come in let’s all say one more big thank you for giving amazing content and not letting TH-cam hold him down in the videos he creates. You have became one of my favourite youtubers so fast in such a small time and it was like last week when you were at 4K subscribers. I know you’ll do amazing, just keep being you and let’s hope this whole TH-cam algorithm keeps on doing the right thing.

    • @daileygaming9488
      @daileygaming9488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      man is almost at a mil now

    • @s.pzockt9940
      @s.pzockt9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes i don't knpw why youtube showed me one off his videos back than but i regret nothing

  • @morepoppunkthanpizza
    @morepoppunkthanpizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just found this channel and im binge watching it, really funny content

  • @omno3105
    @omno3105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:49 i mean, hes gonna be traumatized but hes gonna be funny atleast

  • @illbebeck8655
    @illbebeck8655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Can't believe you didn't make the "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MZFK" joke at 3:47

  • @keeganhamilton3760
    @keeganhamilton3760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I couldn’t stop laughing at 9:55 when you said shishkaba

  • @jrko0
    @jrko0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:14
    Alfred dreyfus was an French military officer who got false convicted for spying
    This whole affair is known as the dreyfus affair the reason why this is imported is politics and stuff

  • @Cyberknight189
    @Cyberknight189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    7:55 Idk why, but just the way you said it made me laugh.

  • @marvellux4654
    @marvellux4654 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I kinda find it hard to believe they were only able to salvage 3 of his body parts in a tiny car explosion that didn't even reach the steps to his door

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me you don't know what shockwaves do without telling me you don't know what shockwaves do.

    • @Algebruh2407
      @Algebruh2407 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shockwaves, shrapnel, and fire can all absolutely fuck you up. An explosion like that can effectively act like being shot with a cannon sized shotgun at point blank depending on where the explosives are put and what kind they are Even if they aren't ripped off immediately, they can be forced to make amputations to stop the bleeding as well.

  • @JustJay04
    @JustJay04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    the penguins are revolting. 2:26

  • @Imissmyoldplasticguitar
    @Imissmyoldplasticguitar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ur videos are legit one of the few videos that i rewatch because is just to funny and don't get old

  • @TriplAAABattery
    @TriplAAABattery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I just wanna say: If he had a robo pp then you probably wouldn’t be allowed to see it

    • @kasparnomm6893
      @kasparnomm6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to tho

    • @TriplAAABattery
      @TriplAAABattery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kasparnomm6893 ⚙️⚙️
      🦿
      🦿
      🦿
      🦿
      🦿
      ⚙️

    • @chriswentz5197
      @chriswentz5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hidden compartment

    • @LevonBlueoak
      @LevonBlueoak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chriswentz5197 robo-foreskin...?

  • @poticklenana3990
    @poticklenana3990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw one of your vidios and though fug it i am bored then i watched like 50 million other ones. you are litterally the best youtuber i have come across in a long time with genuinly funny content. Thx g

  • @candycorn6268
    @candycorn6268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:07. This two second clip was the best scene in the entire video

  • @theodorvasilev7553
    @theodorvasilev7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    dude, such an amazing channel, I always find something to laugh at in every one of your reviews :D

  • @pablofett565
    @pablofett565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I hate how they never actually refer back to the teenager who got shot by the robot... it would be a good plot point if the movie was good

    • @blakebridges8989
      @blakebridges8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who cares about him? He’s just a plot device to show why the robots are bad.

    • @cieraleal8030
      @cieraleal8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      he was middle eastern so.. lol americans don't care about him

    • @scarletpumpernickel8260
      @scarletpumpernickel8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cieraleal8030 true

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The movie is good?

    • @pablofett565
      @pablofett565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@t-rex9809 to me that is

  • @matthewnelsonwijaya2860
    @matthewnelsonwijaya2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:28 alex is somehow in giod shape after that explosion 10 centimeters away from him and he somehow lost everything from his body

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This. His entire head and his lungs are fine, but the rest of his upper body isn't. And his right hand is fine but the rest of the arm wasn't? It was on the other side of where the blast hit him too, did he land on it too hard or something?

    • @matthewnelsonwijaya2860
      @matthewnelsonwijaya2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dk

  • @scott-ci5is
    @scott-ci5is 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    High Boi! I'm one of your OG fans. Glad to see you've made it!!!

  • @Haloichi
    @Haloichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    High boi:
    Wha kind of crime is there in Antarctica?
    The robot that is freezing and drowning at the same time:
    Allow me to introduce myself

  • @jasminethecat2453
    @jasminethecat2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    YOUR CHANNEL IS SO GOOD, IT'S FUNNIER THAN CINEMASINS

  • @The_original_Silu
    @The_original_Silu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    When you say it it actually sounds like a really cool movie

  • @cyrushirst616
    @cyrushirst616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Your shit is so good don’t give up!! You’ll be massive

    • @Petrosman
      @Petrosman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You were right

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you watch him take a shit and compliment his shit?

  • @B0ngo
    @B0ngo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im glad the consistency of the channel has never changed

  • @bobbythompson6017
    @bobbythompson6017 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:22 you can tell how much he liked the movie if he doesn't complain that much about it and doesn't go on a rant of how bad something is he really didn't do much of complaining on this one

  • @ucbsale8236
    @ucbsale8236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:10 He kept his left hand but in this scene he shot off his left hand. However he still has his hand except it is now his right hand

  • @NewsofPE
    @NewsofPE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >says zero in french
    >"what's french for zero? idk"

  • @akumakuroi
    @akumakuroi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    10:16 I WAS DYING he's really caught on him not having a pp

    • @sumdude-named-lemon
      @sumdude-named-lemon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was definitely going to ask for it eventually

  • @texasyellow3563
    @texasyellow3563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the only two movies to actually get a 10/10

  • @caarv777l.a.2
    @caarv777l.a.2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm spending my birthday today literally watching this channel this is the best day ever.

  • @lonelyPorterCH
    @lonelyPorterCH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:41 they are manipulating his brain wile he's conscious and he can't do anythimg against it, now thats fucked up^^

  • @robertdoom5591
    @robertdoom5591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂 That was waaaaay better than sitting through the actual movie

  • @ahmed78yearsago70
    @ahmed78yearsago70 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:57 you'd be surprised how many so called best militaries in the world would have done the same thing as this Robot.

  • @sirenhead8767
    @sirenhead8767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Magnum dong… that will never get old to me lol

  • @Ilkanar
    @Ilkanar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    5:05 no no, he's right. Give hime one why thefuck not

    • @sumdude-named-lemon
      @sumdude-named-lemon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I can almost guarantee that no one watching said otherwise

  • @jezebulls
    @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    How we know High Boi is European:
    High Boi: … that put Alex’s partner in hospital…

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can you explain for me please?

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lemon_maho in the UK, possibly more countries, they say “my friend went to hospital” instead of “my friend went to the hospital” get it?

    • @lemon_maho
      @lemon_maho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jezebulls ohh okay thanks

    • @en4833
      @en4833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or, and bear with me here, this phrase is just him shortening the sentence so he doesn't have to say the whole thing. He does that quite often I think

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jezebulls i thought it was a joke on how in America you never go to the hospital cause it's so fucking expensive

  • @maxbuchanan9306
    @maxbuchanan9306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The point with the giant robot turning the kid into a pink mist isn't that the robot sees the kid as a threat to Itself, it's that, to a binary system (Yes threat or No threat, no reasoning Pure logic) that kid COULD be a threat to the humans Accompanying the robot, and as it was During an attack the robots programming is probably something simple like "Remove ALL threats" not "remove Immediate threat, secure area, await instruction". So yeah, still Dumb that it blew a kid into a funny coloured cloud, But it's understandable from a "find the problem and solve it" point of view.

    • @sarahimran946
      @sarahimran946 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      America dabbling in Colonialism

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The robot scanned for his weapons and found a knife, which the robot could identify as a close-combat weapon or to be thrown. So he could warn him to not move and the robot will not repeat itself. Then fire at one of his legs if the boy doesnt listen. There still are more if-statements to be evaluated before "kill" or "not kill". If it is able to recognize a knife, then it should be able to recognize and separate different body parts.

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xxMpEGxx judging by the rounds its using even hitting the legs will kill the kid

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deezboyeed6764 the robot should carry more than one type of rounds

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And even so, if you have ever programmed in your life, you can and will definitely be going with "incapacitate immediate threat" rather than "all threats" based on probability while keeping an eye on all potential threats.

  • @jasminethecat2453
    @jasminethecat2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:08 I just realized- WAR ROBOTS RIPOFF

    • @tge2102
      @tge2102 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robocob is older than war robots lol

  • @Mario-us7ds
    @Mario-us7ds ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Gangs of Antarctica will never die...
    ...just multiply

  • @jacobbradbury8667
    @jacobbradbury8667 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro you are hysterical!!! Love your content. Thank you for just being you!!!

  • @ajhf20XX
    @ajhf20XX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:11
    That SWITCH TO REALIZATION OF SMEXY TIEMMMM

  • @pilotpat
    @pilotpat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This man needs a trillion subs

    • @pilotpat
      @pilotpat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Polandball true

  • @DeoWatcher-tn1bk
    @DeoWatcher-tn1bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    These scientists had all the technology in the world
    And they can't give this poor man a PP

  • @crapodin954
    @crapodin954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    great vid, honestly, one of my fav of ur vids

  • @TheAutisticFrog
    @TheAutisticFrog ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And this, is where the GREEN BAR FIRST APPEARS!

  • @ultrakyodai22
    @ultrakyodai22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The way he was surprised when he noticed they make 3 billion off of antarctica made me die. 😂

  • @nathanwest2304
    @nathanwest2304 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    no need for PP if you got no hormones.
    certain hormones and neurotransimtters are produced by the squishy bits in the lower body, like the kidneys and the gonads.
    The liver also plays a role in hormone activation.
    besides, you don't only have dopamine, there's also serotonin and noradrenalin, and to produce those you need some amino acids that are contained in food, like tryptophan and tyrosine, and some vitamins like D3, B vitamins, vitamin C ect.
    like, even as a robot, he would need a constant supply of some coctail to keep his biological parts(especially the brain) functioning
    if there's any inbalance in these neurotransmitters you basically get a mental disorder.

  • @masongreen3178
    @masongreen3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Totally missed the opportunity to say Robocock

    • @SpaceOddity4214
      @SpaceOddity4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm assuming he can't because that is a real movie. lol

    • @sweetdannyandlisa6537
      @sweetdannyandlisa6537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpaceOddity4214 what

    • @SpaceOddity4214
      @SpaceOddity4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sweetdannyandlisa6537 Yeah.. It's a real porn movie. I heard of it, back in the 90s.
      I think there are sequels as well 😆

  • @lLenn2
    @lLenn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dem penguins keep assaulting the research stations, man!

  • @hunginglulu968
    @hunginglulu968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are super addictive! Lord the way you talk and explain, super funny! 😂

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    7:00 Robo-cake

  • @jojonas5463
    @jojonas5463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:00 who needs liver, heart, stomach, etc for living…
    How stupid, show me Darth Vader instead

  • @vsolace4176
    @vsolace4176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Rebellious penguins. That’s the crime in Antarctica

  • @liambomb91six
    @liambomb91six 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The one time he used conventional rating methods.

  • @0That_Guy0
    @0That_Guy0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to rewind when he said «10 out of 10», because that kind of rating doesn’t work for me anymore, and I couldn’t understand.

  • @kafalotofeao462
    @kafalotofeao462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    High Boi: "All in all, great movie 10/10"
    me: _visibly confused_ idk if he's serious or not...

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is, it's a great movie.

    • @petarpetrov9989
      @petarpetrov9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Minecraftian2345432 If you think so, you shouldn't watch the original. It just might blow your mind.

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@petarpetrov9989 I did, along with the sequel. Enjoyed them both immensely.

    • @kronozord8346
      @kronozord8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can only be joking, this movie is garbage.

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kronozord8346 it's not tho?

  • @Toimi
    @Toimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:29, you say they can't shoot an unarmed officer but they were just shooting robocop, whaddup?

    • @BruhBot-jp8ev
      @BruhBot-jp8ev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he literally has a weapon in his hand

    • @FahrurRoziqin
      @FahrurRoziqin ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but that thing c4n sho0t a k1d that accidently hold a kitchen knife, what a great AI indeed

  • @roaringlaughter3812
    @roaringlaughter3812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if this movie had been tabletop right at around 2:30 the entire campaign would have been derailed by you, absolutely love it.

  • @alicekalasouski4744
    @alicekalasouski4744 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eggnapping is a serious problem in the Penguin community

  • @disbeafakename167
    @disbeafakename167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A teenager with a knife isn't a threat to a robot, but the robot was protecting the meaty fleshbags with it.