That is how my great grandfather was killed in Belgium in 1915. Him and 2 others were sent into no mans land to rescue a "wounded soldier". He was wounded by gunfire and died a week later in a field hospital.
@@kushalaluru9552 war isn't just to kill people, that's genocide. And the whole "war sucks" argument is a weak argument at best because now you can justify war crimes.
@@MechWarrior894 what you gonna tell me war doesn't suck? Lets see you go and fight in war and see if your openion stays the same, WAR sucks no matter what ! It is the last option humans should go to!
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese. When the snow starts speaking Finnish. When the hexagons start speaking Irish. When the dead horse starts speaking French When the burger starts speaking American. When the cats start speaking Russian. When the dingo starts speaking Australian. *When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world. * ( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down ) Credits for this comment: @cameron burke
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese. When the snow starts speaking Finnish. When the hexagons start speaking Irish. When the dead horse starts speaking French When the burger starts speaking American. When the cats start speaking Russian. When the dingo starts speaking Australian. *When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world* . ( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down ) Credits for this comment: @cameron burke
WWI officer: Madame we are sorry but your son is killed. Old woman: Oh no! Which heartless man would do that... Officer: Actually not a man, a dead horse...
If it was someone surrendering it would be *laughs in french* edit:i know france has one of the best win/loss ratios in the world but it is just a joke get over it
tyler smith uhhh you know it takes longer than 5 days for something to rot? It would take a couple weeks or even months for it to rot enough to be obvious from some distance
@@Aron-ru5zk Nope, you would see the corpse blow up like a balloon from fermentation gases very quickly. Especially something big like a horse would look disgusting really quickly. Also seeing that maggots, rats or birds are not interested in this single horse while every corpse around is a beloved spot for those fellows would have been strange to any observer. And about distance, 50-100m is not far..and there were binoculars back then, you know. Observers liked to use them ;)
Its a nice joke but seriously though when you're awake for days straight in front of your gun with the constant fear of death bothering you every minute you're going to be mentally drained and your eyes will play tricks on you
I had a great great grandfather originally from Poland who moved to Germany and fought for the imperial german army and my relatives tell me how he told such terrible stories of the war and how he saw a little fire spurt from a dead horse god bless that man and everyone who fought in it
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese When the snow starts speaking Finnish When the ditch starts speaking Irish *When the dead horse starts speaking French*
Well, the Germans were conditioned to look for brightly uniformed French soldiers. If a dead horse started slowly creeping towards their trench with five rifles poking out of it, they would dismiss it as just a horse creeping towards their trench. Evidently it couldn't be the French, they didn't blend in!
I love the concept of O.P. Trees, that was just such a fun and weird concept unique to WW1 that it still stands out to me as a history lover. Also, I can easily imagine a German soldier talking to his fellows about a dead horse that shot at him and being accused of being drunk on duty by his comrades. That is...until the horse starts laughing and speaking French...
WW1 German Soldier talking to his grandkids: I remember the time when a dead French horse shot 2 of my buddies. Son: Dad! Can you stop telling that story to your grandkids! You're crazy! Grandpa: Yup! That was his name: crazyhorse
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They should make deployable decoy firing position machines for skirmishes. It could just be machine that fires blanks towards the enemy, in order to draw enemy fire, which in turn would betray the enemy's firing positions. (Because the enemy would be shooting at a decoy)
"Sir, the horse is firing at us, and has killed three of our men."
"Go back to sleep private"
"But sir"
really underatted
@Peter Tropoli Now you're just making it too long and repetetive
Like that key and peele skit when the German officer tells his story lol
Then the private gets shot in the back lol
*horse fires at the commander*
Having a dummy that mimics a wounded soldier is a special kind of dirty.
That is how my great grandfather was killed in Belgium in 1915. Him and 2 others were sent into no mans land to rescue a "wounded soldier". He was wounded by gunfire and died a week later in a field hospital.
Yes that's just a whole new level of filthy
@@kushalaluru9552 does your mommy know you're using the family computer?
@@kushalaluru9552 war isn't just to kill people, that's genocide. And the whole "war sucks" argument is a weak argument at best because now you can justify war crimes.
@@MechWarrior894 what you gonna tell me war doesn't suck? Lets see you go and fight in war and see if your openion stays the same, WAR sucks no matter what ! It is the last option humans should go to!
Vietnamese soldiers: “we hide in the forests”
Finnish soldiers: “we hide in the snow”
French soldiers: *”WE HIDE IN HORSES”*
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese.
When the snow starts speaking Finnish.
When the hexagons start speaking Irish.
When the dead horse starts speaking French
When the burger starts speaking American.
When the cats start speaking Russian.
When the dingo starts speaking Australian.
*When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world. *
( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down )
Credits for this comment:
@cameron burke
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese.
When the snow starts speaking Finnish.
When the hexagons start speaking Irish.
When the dead horse starts speaking French
When the burger starts speaking American.
When the cats start speaking Russian.
When the dingo starts speaking Australian.
*When the Americans, Australians, Canadians, Indians, Irish, New Zealanders, South Africans, Tuvaluians and the United Nations start speaking British, you know that Britian conquered and colonized the world* .
( by the way, if you are Irish, I am really sorry that Britian flipped the country upside-down )
Credits for this comment:
@cameron burke
Suomi perkele. Torille
When the trenches star speaking
British
Ellenic/Greek Soldiers*
Hans: Hey Karl did that horse just reload
Karl: I'm not sure
Horse: "Starts speaking French"
Hans and Karl: Oh Scheisse
Vladimir Lenin Hanz GET ZE FLAMMENWHERFER
USE ZE RIFLES! WE ARE OUT OF ZE FLAMMENWHERFERS!
BLG Studios *HANS, GET ZEE BIG BERTHA*
😂😂😂😂
Fritz get zat meinzhine gun loaded
Imagine going into the no man's land at night to plant a fake tree and you see the enemy planting a fake horse
Salmon
Oh hey Hans
@@HEXBasmentBubba Vhat ist you doing there Pierre?
Zachary West nicht viel, wie wäre es mit dir?
MmDe möp
"These were called OP trees"
This is why they were never added to battlefield 1
Actually I believe the french DLC added OP trees you can use but only like one
or bf vietnam
They were in Vietnam tho. The real war I mean.
@@MikoyanGurevichMiG21 Well that's how guerrilla warfare works,if you can't see the enemy in the jungle YOU become the jungle
That’s what I said lol
*Imagine just watching a dead horse carcass start moving through no mans land*
It's f****** Cursed
Sounds like prop hunt.
Lol
@@utahraptor4729874 lmao
Ghost horse
"Everybody a gangsta till OP trees do headshot" - WW1
"You not no British gangster"
-???
Son Goku “Ka ka carrot cat you am no real Super sand”
-Virginta
Dang now I want a WW1 COD with tree and horse killstreaks. "The enemy has deployed a sniper tree, keep your heads down!"
@@songoku4742 i never said that...
Imagine getting all worked up to charge the enemy and when you reach their trench its just cardboard cut outs. Old school trolling
Imagine being an ottoman turk and finding out the guys u thought were shooting at u all night was just water. Id be pissed lol
That literally has happened to people in WW1.
@@DamienDarksideBlog really? U dont say? I had NOO idea 🙄
Iain Balsamo Imagine if somebody actually got killed by one of those rifles lol
@Matty18795 and once you get there it just blows up
WWI officer: Madame we are sorry but your son is killed.
Old woman: Oh no! Which heartless man would do that...
Officer: Actually not a man, a dead horse...
Hold up something ain’t right
@@jacoblide1469 oh I get it
"your son beat it too much and it retaliated"
German: Did you see something weird about that horse?
Horse: Ney
German: Oh, alright *wait a minute now*
Lol
ja mann ich bin total ein pferd. Is what the horse said yeah I am German
Was that a neigh or a nay?
I am Ney! Ney! Marshall of France!
English sniper: i'm about to end this guy's whole career
Germany : Attack France
Random dead horse : *Bonjour monsieur ! Wanna see mon Lebel fusil ?*
Serashie translation plz only speak english
@@DeedoDoop or you could use google translate or learn french
@@Gussyboy06
You're right man. Let me just grab a book and learn French in an hour.
German soldier:
Let me check my German-French translation book
Basically its:hello there general
Sick French soldier: "Sir, I'm a bit hoarse today"
French officer: "No, you will be all horse today"
The OG furries
DAMN YOUUUUUU!!!!! Get out
My most favourite comment here
Ha? 🤣🤣🤣
Hans: "Ze French Used Ze Fake Horse Vat do we do?"
German General: *"Gotcha."*
*Fake ground.*
Black Mesa So basically a massive pit trap?
They could have made fake French soldiers so the French thought they could advance but they were just walking towards the German line
Wasn't that Vietnam?
Supperdude9 yeah
Fake ground?
*Viet Cong have entered the chat*
Everybody gangsta until the horse start using trees as a sniper nest
F@$# I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT
Hans: oh S●○□
I haven't watched the video yet but now I'm very intrigued
Nothing unusual here.
"Is that a horse?"
"Neigh"
BingoBango yes
"diplomacy"
Shows ships blowing up other ships
*Laughs in British*
If it was someone surrendering it would be *laughs in french*
edit:i know france has one of the best win/loss ratios in the world but it is just a joke get over it
Nuclear Ghandhi
Bruno S. Silva I just got a baguette with tea. Is this against the Geneva convention? Lol
Nuclear Ghandhi
@@mari0664 well I got tea,baguette and Brodwurst sausages.
Is *this* against the Geneva convention?
*"Stop horsing around"*
“Quiet horsing around”
@@slavskeleton1503 "quit horsin around! "
"Gimme some of the jumping music"
That’s what my grade 6 teacher always told everyone
@@dill1001 what? He cant be quiet??
Mud:
Rock:
Tree:
dead Horse: *shuffles*
German Soldier: WHA-
JS the Canuck 😂😂😂so good
Decent
SCHIEẞE
Soldier: uhhh why does that horse doesn't rot? its been 5 days!
tyler smith uhhh you know it takes longer than 5 days for something to rot?
It would take a couple weeks or even months for it to rot enough to be obvious from some distance
@@Aron-ru5zk Nope, you would see the corpse blow up like a balloon from fermentation gases very quickly. Especially something big like a horse would look disgusting really quickly. Also seeing that maggots, rats or birds are not interested in this single horse while every corpse around is a beloved spot for those fellows would have been strange to any observer. And about distance, 50-100m is not far..and there were binoculars back then, you know. Observers liked to use them ;)
@@ParanoidMaster would that only be if you know there are no massive holes in it from bullets or arty?
Prolly had a use span of a day or two
(Shooting intestines)
German Soldier: Should I be concerned that dead horse has a gun sticking out of it and is pointed right at me?
Dead Horse: No
Private: "sir! the dead horses are shooting at us!!"
Sergeant: "jeez lay off the beer man! We're in a war here!"
But, (BANG)
Say goodbye to your head wanker
The commander gets injured or dies from getting hit by a soldier hiding behind or under a dead horse
I swear it used to be Sergeant:
Germans when the horses start speaking French: 😳
TynePf29 - underrated
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Soldier: “Officer, The French have taught the horse how to speak”
Officer: “Monsieur horse, I accept your surrender”
@@cossackhistorian7425 They didn't surrender in WW1 but hey , gotta keep the lame joke alive !
Mr.Yanis _ wasn’t really a joke but reality
Dead horse begins running full speed toward the German trenches.
Germans: *What the schnitzel?!*
*Proceed to get mauled by a man*
*AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD HORSE CAME MARCHING AGAIN*
Every German in a 1 mile radius: (has heart attack)
*Was ze FICK?!
German: sees gun sticking out of the horse and little holes
Also german: totally not suspicious
Also also German: wait... A GUN! WHA- (gets shot)
I don't think they did that they probably leaned more back and shot
the thing is they DIDN'T see it
Its a nice joke but seriously though when you're awake for days straight in front of your gun with the constant fear of death bothering you every minute you're going to be mentally drained and your eyes will play tricks on you
"these were called O.P. trees otherwise known as over powered trees"
If a tree shoots at you and has a German insideof it its too overpowered in my opinion
this was real life not a videogame idiot and its observation post
@@gcart7675 You must be fun at parties🎉
Hellcarver T.V you must be an idiot who says that? lol 😂
@@gcart7675 _s a t i r e_
When a German tells a joke and the trees start laughing too: 😳
The soldiers hiding in the fake trees are Finnish amd their enemies is German so they wont understand each others jok
Paul Andre I bet you’re really fun to party with.
Ehhhh im just average person
L M good one
@@paulandre2249 lmao finnish?
Everybody gangsta till the dead horse starts crapping bullets
I had a great great grandfather originally from Poland who moved to Germany and fought for the imperial german army and my relatives tell me how he told such terrible stories of the war and how he saw a little fire spurt from a dead horse god bless that man and everyone who fought in it
4:23 what the Americans thought when the trees started speaking Vietnamese
When you realized everyone just bunch of dummies and you're alone in the battlefield.
Lmao i would have started crying. Like i really spent days alone thinking i was with someone
MultiGameKing101 id surrender
Hey it's free real estate.
I would literally gone clinically insane
When you thought you joined a real online server but it's filled with bots...
*The Great War, war of great deception within a deception.*
War..........................,
War never changes.
All warfare is based on deception
The thumbnail really got me to double take.
I thought he was charging with a fake horse as a shield or something.
lol
Same here man
Aha yeah
Yup
Yep and that would be a terrifying thought
Who would win?
The German army
OR....
a horsy boi
...looking at the outcome of WW1, not the Germans.
Horse girls: 😳
Battle feild 1 update
“Hey dude have you seen the new update”
“No what is it?”
“Oh you can hide in horses”
That would be OP
Don’t forget the op trees
When the trees start speaking Vietnamese
When the snow starts speaking Finnish
When the ditch starts speaking Irish
*When the dead horse starts speaking French*
*_When the Mountains start speaking Japanese_*
When the shop roofs that speaking Korean
When the Australian sniper throws piss at the french guy
When the rocks start speaking Pashto (Soviet - Afghan War)
When the shower starts speaking German.
Sniper: *shoots dummy*
Dummy: *doesn't move*
Sniper: *checks internet*
Also sniper: MOOOOOM!!
r/hmmmmmm
Shannon /TalkingWithMatthew
are slash i have reddit
@@litterallyjustwater
r/you're not on reddit
@@ElessarEstel r/wedontcare
@@sargezinc2926 r/WhoIsWe,NobodywasTalkingToYou
when a german soldier gets shot from nowhere and in the killcam he sees a fricking french sitting in a fake horse.
God: Would you like to see how you died.
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the No Man’s Land,
I’m gonna snipe till I can’t no more...
i got the optrees in the back,
rifle is attached...
Make them see black,
With this angle of attack...
I've been up that tree you ain't been out of that trench now
You can't see me in nothing
No one can spot me in nothing
DAMN THAT WAS FIRE LMAOOOO
Now my rifle’s here I’m reloading,
take my aim pull the trigger, your dead
Everyone Else in BF1: **Uses Scopes and Decoys**
Me: *_[Laughs in Iron Sights and a Handheld Telescope]_*
How make Itailic?
Ww1: ends all wars
Hitler: well yes but actually no
:)
World war 3 : Emu invade Australia and developed nuclear weapons
@THEDUBFARMER7810 yep😂
The cold war: how you do babyyyy
Soviet : putting some nuke in cuba
When horses start to speak french:
German soldier: Oh a french horse ! ...... *wait a minute* •-•
French Sniper: To late buddy
*TING*
0
RIP
German Observer: "Seems like we killed all their snipers!"
A dead horse in no man's land: "I'm about to end this man's whole career!"
German Sniper: _I'm about to end this horse's whole career_
The ultimate wwi no u
3:13 : ‘The British and the Australians’
*angry nz noises*
"All warfare is based on deception" -Sun Tsu
*Never forget this*
Everybody gangsta til the dead horse starts speaking bullets
They dont shoot they spy on the germans and with a telephone they talk to each other
DOOM SLAYER aannnnnddd they snipe
@@hollw9474 not really they would shoot if there isnt lot of enemys but a sniper can take out 2 soldiers or 3 patrolling
@@STALKER-zm9gc yeah they did shoot. Watch the vid
@@gabrielegenota1480 I watched the whole video already then had a look at the comments
Horse approaches the British trench
British soldier:Hey
Horse: Give me as much as you can
When the horses start speaking French
*whisper* bonjour
Only if they used these dummies and horses in the Vietnam war instead of using the trees and nature.
*_heheheheh_*
When the vcr start speaking reeeeeee screeeee cc ddd
Sacre bleu
😂
Klaus: Hanz... I think zat Horse just moved?
Hanz: Nein! You’re just hallucinating.
German soldier: get ready
Horse: i dont think so
German: ok ...... wait what the fu.....
(gets shot)
@@litterallyjustwater yeah
*WW1 Starts*
Horses : _(Chuckles)_ "I'm in danger"
Horse: shoots german soldier
German soldier: but wait thats illegal
It’s ironic how the French are into camo but their soldiers in ww1 stood out so much.
At the start of the war France was fucked
The French 1914 uniform was so nice though
Then again, they were old fashioned when it come to war
Didn't stop them from winning the war though
Well, the Germans were conditioned to look for brightly uniformed French soldiers. If a dead horse started slowly creeping towards their trench with five rifles poking out of it, they would dismiss it as just a horse creeping towards their trench. Evidently it couldn't be the French, they didn't blend in!
I love the concept of O.P. Trees, that was just such a fun and weird concept unique to WW1 that it still stands out to me as a history lover. Also, I can easily imagine a German soldier talking to his fellows about a dead horse that shot at him and being accused of being drunk on duty by his comrades. That is...until the horse starts laughing and speaking French...
When your a German soldier and you sneeze and the Tree next to the trench says “Bless you”
Say what...
People with no friends:
"FiRsT"
"eArLy"
"NoTiFiCaTiOn SqUaD"
:(
😭No lies
Actually not "No Friends"
But no couple of life
Haven't seen any in a while.
Comment Storm troopers!
"OP Tree"
Me: Over Powered?
Simple History: Observation Post
Tree: *Starts shooting*
Germans: oh nein
Tree: *starts shooting*
American soldiers in Vietnam: Deja vu?
Btw nein is u guess the word "secret" in german
Cleonarda Erry avanindra What
"Colonel Hans!"
"What is it?"
"Why is that french guy putting a horse on the battle field?"
"Nah ignore him."
Germans: charge into no man's land
Random dead horse: starts running away with French helmet on top.
Every German in a 1mile radius: BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
France be like:
French designer: *How many fake horses do you need?*
French Government: *Yes*
France in ww2 be like:
French vexillographer: *how many white flags do you need?*
French government: *Yes*
German: *Gets killed by a fake horse*
John Wick: Pathetic
3:55 nice reference to the flanders field poem with those poppies
I just want to meet the man who thoughts of hiding in a dead horse like “hey guys I got a idea let’s have a sniper hide in a fake dead horse”
So fake snipers were shooting from fake trees at other fake snipers in fake horses. Briliant!
Sniper Field Guide:
1. Location location location
USSR: *does artillery strike on their own town*
Also USSR: How could Finland do this?!
yes very related to the film topic
Raid Shadow Legends: * approches simple history *
Anno: I am gonna stop you right there
I am not a boomer but it is raid shadow legends
@@smileface1618 sorry I didn't remember the name
@@mrkonski833 k boomer
@@comrade4354 alright millenial
Teacher: Were going to visit a WW1 Battlefield class!
Girls: UGH, Killing and war is so boring, can we please go somewhere else?
Boys:
Enemy students spotted on the field! Prepare artillery bombardment!
Ngl I would love visiting no man's land
I literally was watching this channel when it had 11k subscribers. You have gone so far and you deserved it.
Why did Macbeth lose his kingdom?
Answer: the trees were OP
They got nerfed, eventually.
By no reasons
Dev note- hiding for a long enough time in a forest can set you on fire (mainly occurs in the Amazon rainforest etc.)
@@rn-zu5ld If oxygen doesn't exist
@@rn-zu5ld
And in the australian bush, where the birds have leveled up enough to unlock pyrokinesis.
It's insane how closely they paid attention to detail. Imagine being able to tell that one of hundreds of horse carcasses had moved
Lol
German: *OK lads we are going to charge!* **Blows whistle**
French sniper on fake dead horse be like: *how cute*
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Solider: I aM a HoRsE
Give me your adress I'll deliver you a pizza
5:16 Me and the boys at 3am
Germans: we will make our suits black and grey as camo
French: *MAKE IT BLUE!!*
Sacre bleu
WW1 German Soldier talking to his grandkids: I remember the time when a dead French horse shot 2 of my buddies.
Son: Dad! Can you stop telling that story to your grandkids! You're crazy!
Grandpa: Yup! That was his name: crazyhorse
Germans: suspicious with horse*
French: horse sounds*
1900 : OP observation post
2020 : Over Powerd
WW1 French Soldier: “Haha I’m a Horse”
I thought the sniper was running with the horse in the thumbnail
Same
Sameeeee
German soldier when he hears the horse carcass speaking french: "I'm will shredd this carcass down to its last atom!"
Atom... (And we really had meat grinders... Multiple machine gun nests overlooking a funnel spot)
not funny
When you said O.P. trees the first thing that went to my head those trees were overpowered.
OP Trees?
You mean: Overpowering Trees?
Yeah...I take that.
Next episode of my Little pony
"No man's land"
mr. BIG LARGE one of the only funny and actually good comments I have seen
Me :Makes it to the end of the video and gets watched by a french soldier sitting in a horse
also me : aight cool
American Soldier in Vietnam: Sir, the trees are talking again.
American Soldier from WW1: First time?
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Lol
Good to know.
Nice
Noice
It's a 419.
They should make deployable decoy firing position machines for skirmishes. It could just be machine that fires blanks towards the enemy, in order to draw enemy fire, which in turn would betray the enemy's firing positions. (Because the enemy would be shooting at a decoy)
Everyone is a Gansta until the horse starts rolling towards you
A military operation involves deception. Even though you are competent, appear to be incompetent. Though effective, appear to be ineffective.
-Sun Tzu
Is that a technoblade reference?
"All warfare is based upon deception" - Sun Tzu
When you’re too early and don’t have anything to say
Why are still here just to suffer
*we
*Why are we still here just to suffer
Every night i feel my legs, my arms, even my fingers...
@Zack Morata *no*
@Zack Morata no
I like how they would use so many different artists and workers to accomplish the realistic camouflage
FINALLY!...Whenever someone states "No need to beat a dead horse." I can link this video and state "you sure about that??"
Everyone’s fine until the trees start saying “wagwan fam”
*Vietnam war flashbacks*
Everyone fine until the council estate starts saying wagwan fam*
Roadman in a tree
2:21 idk if that’s a Ghurka or an Australian head on the left
Pause the vid than
Looks a Ghurka to me
Imagine waking up looking over no mans land and seeing a fully grown tree that’s never been there before xD
4:24 “OP trees or overpowered trees”
I’ve watched many videos on WW1 & WW2 and never heard about this. Thank you for sharing. Subbed.