Inside the Mind of a Thief | Burglar Confessions

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  • @dimsomto9271
    @dimsomto9271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7356

    this is the longest wireless alarm ad

    • @ABCDoris
      @ABCDoris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Switched it off @ 2:40. I can already tell it’s gonna be boring as shit.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This "alarm commercial" was brought to you by the American Wireless Alarm Systems Alliance (AWASA) ba-ha-ha
      But maybe Mr. Durden didn't know, that you can get cellular/WiFi scramblers on the dark web or China, which could disable 90% of home security systems since less and less homes use landlines anymore... but it doesn't matter now, he's f*cked! xD

    • @tcorris
      @tcorris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Having an unkempt yard is cheaper.

    • @nwsvoid7356
      @nwsvoid7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@BillAnt lmfao you can get anything on the dark web. Order some shit and tell me how it goes chief

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dim somto oof

  • @jtons7201
    @jtons7201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25105

    My wife's credit card was stolen but i didn't bother to get it back cause the thief was spending less than my wife

    • @NICKWAPPERER117
      @NICKWAPPERER117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

      Very underrated comment lol

    • @alfonzo9289
      @alfonzo9289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      😭😭🤣

    • @ararepotato1420
      @ararepotato1420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      I chuckled.

    • @ihh4427
      @ihh4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Thats sad bcz that money is not coming any yse to u

    • @envyXzor
      @envyXzor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      It's funny because I can relate hahahahh

  • @sharky6184
    @sharky6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8487

    If a robber broke into my house looking for money
    *I would look with them*

    • @liviagalvao6293
      @liviagalvao6293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Sharky 😂

    • @jessebrown4755
      @jessebrown4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Haha

    • @vegieveganic7963
      @vegieveganic7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Do you have any house? Lol 😂

    • @hortenseweinblatt1508
      @hortenseweinblatt1508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "G_d grant that he find somewhat, for _I_ have looked enow, yet is my need greater than his." -- Mark Twain, "The Prince and the Pauper"

    • @devinhotline2721
      @devinhotline2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      “Ahhh shit bro me too let’s fuckin flip this place upside down” 😂

  • @onlybassfishing1813
    @onlybassfishing1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    When a thief says the best deterrent is to be neighborly it shows how reluctant we are to talk to each other and its sad.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      dude witrh my neighboors i rather have you break in once in a while then i have to talk to them

    • @pmarie-se3tz
      @pmarie-se3tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      One of my neighbors is a low IQ, drunk, pill head that tried to extort money from me. Another one that just moved in has his nose all over my front yard, and had declared the quiet neighbors down the street to be the "known meth house," so I guess that makes him a slanderer. The others come/go from their house 15 times a day. I don't know what they are up to. I avoid all of them.

    • @onlybassfishing1813
      @onlybassfishing1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@woswasdenni1914 😂😂😂 that's rough

    • @onlybassfishing1813
      @onlybassfishing1813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@pmarie-se3tz I don't blame you, however you did practically prove my point about reluctance. Every neighborhood has the unfriendly people, some have drug addicts others don't, but what I can guarantee is you do have genuinely neighborly people. The reluctance based on the few trouble makers makes you not meet the nice neighbors. Outnumber the hooligans and make a difference.

    • @Popwarner-x1w
      @Popwarner-x1w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fake cameras with a blinking red LED light is a great deterant. Tweakers really think the cameras are real. That and wireless alarm system. Simply safe is awesome

  • @ymcmb123jr
    @ymcmb123jr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12728

    If I'm looking inside a house and I see a bottle of Dawn or Tide, that's a detergent.

    • @0-Elias-0
      @0-Elias-0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      :)

    • @xiengt8710
      @xiengt8710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      lmao

    • @FlowerKnight2
      @FlowerKnight2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      Quality comment sir.
      10/10

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      such a great comment, literal lol.

    • @drewpetricc
      @drewpetricc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Yes sir, that would be extremely a detergent" btw, nice lye/soap reference @hobbel dehoy

  • @EasyCartoonDrawingTutorials
    @EasyCartoonDrawingTutorials 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    5:15 "I don't want to ever enter a situation where I'm confronted by anyone".
    Story of my life.

    • @queencoconuts258
      @queencoconuts258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I remember specifically saying this to my mom before a party... and she didn't listen

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm the other way around, i love yelling at dick heads.

    • @HyborianAge
      @HyborianAge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're a serial killer.

    • @PatLund
      @PatLund 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @sleepsleeper4466
      @sleepsleeper4466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HyborianAge cute projection sweatycheeks 😘
      Judging by your channel.. yikes..

  • @pingpong4016
    @pingpong4016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3142

    There’s something oddly intriguing about listening to a professional criminal

    • @Mr.Voysey
      @Mr.Voysey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gavin Grant innit 😂

    • @j_f82
      @j_f82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He’s not very professional he got caught

    • @vantstheriault4446
      @vantstheriault4446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@j_f82 hes been doing it and getting away with it for 10 years

    • @slickmashable
      @slickmashable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @JustinLodes
      @JustinLodes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Then you’d love hearing my story

  • @AggressiveGold
    @AggressiveGold 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    One thing I learned living in Brazil is: always make eye contact with who you think is gonna rob you. Stealth and surprise are key elements for a thief/robber/burglar to act and succeed. It happened with me more than once, I was surely gonna be robbed, then I looked at them and walked towards them and they just went away. In one of these situations they actually robbed the person right in front of me. Always make sure the robber knows you are aware of them. A thief is essentially a coward.

    • @bluesky6985
      @bluesky6985 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Some thieves don't want to hurt people so they move on to an easier target. It's the ones that use violence that are dangerous

    • @plunderersparadise
      @plunderersparadise 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@bluesky6985 those are robbers and mobsters

    • @ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround
      @ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, that's real nice, you are responsible for someone else getting robbed? Well, way to go! Unbelievable!
      LOL JK

  • @stricknine1454
    @stricknine1454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    1.5K burglars are upset with this dude revealing some of their tricks.

    • @paytenmasias7537
      @paytenmasias7537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      FreeYourMindSD 1.7k now

    • @Daytruin
      @Daytruin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      naw tricks still work. of the people that watch this probably 5 of them learn.

    • @mpelite5527
      @mpelite5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hell nah he just helped me find the better crib to get into 😂

    • @keineschwachezeigen2863
      @keineschwachezeigen2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Adonis Kasperski or they are just interested :D

    • @LinusDropTips
      @LinusDropTips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@paytenmasias7537 1.8k

  • @Sorrow993
    @Sorrow993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2318

    This police officer is better interviewer than 99% of "journalists" today.
    It really felt like I was listening to 2 gentlemen doing an interview.
    Edit: TF 2.2k likes? Ty folks

    • @RobertDorosulic
      @RobertDorosulic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Slazem se

    • @factbeaglesarebest
      @factbeaglesarebest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There’s a copious amount of excellent interviewers out there...

    • @jasonmitchell6534
      @jasonmitchell6534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stop racism

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Very respectful and to the point guy too. He actually seems like a decent guy. Hope he turns his life around.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jasonmitchell6534 Stop being white

  • @1978garfield
    @1978garfield 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2321

    At first I was wondering "Why is he so careful to make sure no one is home?"
    Then I remembered he was in Texas.
    Not wanting to get shot can be a great motivator.

    • @paulinotou
      @paulinotou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @ I don't think you know how common it is for burglars to get shot at by homeowners while licking a house.

    • @genli5603
      @genli5603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      James D in other states you have a duty to retreat-Texas has castle law.

    • @aussierule
      @aussierule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @ You can literally shoot a kid on your front lawn on Halloween if they come up and you have a no trespassing sign. It happened and the dude got away scot free. If you have that sign clearly visible and someone is on your property, weapons free.

    • @MarcGyverIt
      @MarcGyverIt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same reason there's hardly any crime in the country. Everyone is armed, and everything is unpredictable.

    • @darken3150
      @darken3150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@genli5603 You are wrong. You have no duty to retreat in Tennessee. Also to quote a line from the movie Shooter: "Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff."

  • @Average-Jane-Reviews
    @Average-Jane-Reviews ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The recommendation of saying just a minute I’m on the phone is great, thank you

  • @IggyStardust1967
    @IggyStardust1967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4833

    Someone broke into my house, I woke up while he was searching for money, so I helped him search because if there's money in the house, I'd be shocked.

    • @boycotgugle3040
      @boycotgugle3040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I'd just tell him, I don't have any right now, but if he has 2 hours or so, I'll simply print some for him. Just need to get the press going xD

    • @parklee3440
      @parklee3440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      😂 but what attracted him to your home?

    • @Kenny-yz1em
      @Kenny-yz1em 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Haha best comment I've seen going through these, relateable!

    • @orls9068
      @orls9068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hahahaha

    • @andreitomescu7847
      @andreitomescu7847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Take a picture of 100 dollar bills, print them out and say it´s real money

  • @Liminally_ill
    @Liminally_ill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    "I look for well kept homes"
    And all my idiot friends that kept telling me to clean up my home. Who's laughing now?!

    • @MrMrjones333
      @MrMrjones333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And that is exactly why my house looks like shit on the outside.

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i have to much self respect to leave my house dirty jus buy a good security system and a shotgun

    • @buzzkill808raven2
      @buzzkill808raven2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Foodie Eats same

    • @buzzkill808raven2
      @buzzkill808raven2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I literally have rotting food on my front porch right by the door. I'm not proud of it but I also don't worry about locking my door. 5 years in the worst neighborhood in my city and no problems. In fact, some guy on hallucinogenics came in to tell me my door had blown wide open in the wind once, closed it, then left

    • @castlehill6717
      @castlehill6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Buzzkill 808 Raven Yea I would probably lock my doors man.

  • @TheSolder777
    @TheSolder777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3369

    just finished watching this
    alright wish me luck guys

  • @orangezhu1288
    @orangezhu1288 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    this guy's knowledge and understanding about his "target customers" is way beyond most sales people in any businesses

    • @ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround
      @ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aside from the "wrongness" of his actions, you can really see how well he knew his craft. This guy is a real professional. Admirable in the sense of how well spoken and how organized he was with his job. The guy gave a powerpoint without needing to look at it.

    • @MikeScott-z5p
      @MikeScott-z5p หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hes a novice. Not very good. ​@ImNoTomatoCanUkikAround

  • @pedrojustice
    @pedrojustice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3174

    Pretty informative. But why I am watching this at 2AM, after I started looking for Skyrim Modding Tutorials three hours ago is the real question.

    • @Butzebaer
      @Butzebaer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I see I am not the only one.

    • @DerpyVenom
      @DerpyVenom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      was watching some maplestory m guide and now im here as well, it's 3:45am xD

    • @Crewsayed
      @Crewsayed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I went from Obi wan Kenobi "hello there" meme complations to the orgeon trail to WW2 to this.

    • @drswagerland
      @drswagerland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well put.

    • @enaneitor0086
      @enaneitor0086 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You're watching skyrim mod tutorials on 2018? You should know that shit step by step by now

  • @Petar321_GT
    @Petar321_GT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    His inteligence was wrongly used... What a shame...

    • @ff-xu8ff
      @ff-xu8ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      His drug addiction turned him into a theif i believe he started with good intent

    • @janej1696
      @janej1696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Unfortunately the very intelligent are more driven to drugs than those with avg or above avg.... Drugs are the purview of those on the fringes of intelligence spectrum. Very low and Very high, it's the middle ground that tend to work bit harder in school and try bit harder in life and don't think too much about it... Life, just DO it! Lol

    • @jalenmarshall6315
      @jalenmarshall6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@janej1696 👀👀 how do you have on 10 layers of make-up and still be as ugly as you are?? I hate to be mean but DAMN.. You really do have a face that only a mother
      could love

    • @familyguy6668
      @familyguy6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ hard effort I'm making money work for you doesn't grow on trees either

    • @brentcrude8153
      @brentcrude8153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      718HungryMoney516 Moves
      Specifically, it's the combination of 3 capabilities:
      • Logic
      • Inductive Reasoning
      • Experience
      Common Sense...not so common.

  • @Jawohl721
    @Jawohl721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    “I don’t tie people up and hurt them. I’m a thief; I’m not proud but it’s what I am.”
    *PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS*

    • @connorbaker4159
      @connorbaker4159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao 😂

    • @dakotahuff3864
      @dakotahuff3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Theres no such thing as a professional criminal dude.

    • @Jawohl721
      @Jawohl721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dakotahuff3864 bud the “professionals have standards” is a quote from a Team Fortress 2 video it’s only a joke haha

    • @donmcdouglas5017
      @donmcdouglas5017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dakotahuff3864 boomer

    • @dakotahuff3864
      @dakotahuff3864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@donmcdouglas5017 nerd

  • @JohnOwenBanks
    @JohnOwenBanks 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Our home was robbed on a bad weather day (heavy rain). The cops told us they felt safer breaking-in while the rain noise helped them from being easily heard or from neighbors hearing. They'd cased our place & waited for bad weather & us being gone to work.

  • @Spot-t
    @Spot-t 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1067

    I literally had this video recommended to me for 2 months now. Let's get this over with.

    • @aknopf8173
      @aknopf8173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You can always use the "Not interested" function. I always do that to block the random "1 dollar pen vs 10.000 dollar pen" videos that pop up everywhere.

    • @firippumartinezu1782
      @firippumartinezu1782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same. I figured it must be good if it's STILL on the recommended. It was interesting.

    • @JACk79457
      @JACk79457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahah same. I decided to give it a listen and I’m glad because now I know more

    • @tan.91
      @tan.91 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate recommended videos this also came up in mine

    • @orls9068
      @orls9068 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha same here!

  • @1971mav
    @1971mav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Getting to know your neighbors or maybe being robbed? That's a tough choice.

    • @WRHAP
      @WRHAP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. But my neighbors are meth addicts and thieves!

    • @infinitypoker6383
      @infinitypoker6383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good laugh thanks

    • @publicopinion3596
      @publicopinion3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Evil Super Dave The Mickraut lmao agreed

    • @richeyrich3655
      @richeyrich3655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol I know what you mean

    • @kabutoyakushi6618
      @kabutoyakushi6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidjakiela9553
    @davidjakiela9553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1702

    I know a lady that keeps a pair of muddy men's work boots ( size 14 ) on the front porch.she lives alone. It makes people think King Kong lives there. Nice mind screw

    • @The177Hunter
      @The177Hunter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Leave a couple empty 12gauge shotgun shells lying near the door too. 🔫

    • @timhanby5662
      @timhanby5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Don’t forget the fake family photo just inside the front door (if it’s see through) with King Kong as the man of the house photoshopped in holding his rifle

    • @timhanby5662
      @timhanby5662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The177Hunter lol good idea 😂😂😂

    • @richtigmann1
      @richtigmann1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timhanby5662 lol

    • @asenathdagraca1401
      @asenathdagraca1401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Niiiiiiccceeeee ha ha ha

  • @cmcota37
    @cmcota37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    I love how professional this interview is and the respect between criminal and law. They are showing that he’s a nice person but had a shitty career choice! Awesome doc

    • @bunnyman6321
      @bunnyman6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You wouldn't be saying that if he was Latino or Black .

    • @pwtprojects5610
      @pwtprojects5610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All staged.

    • @jhn969
      @jhn969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bunnyman6321 And

    • @bunnyman6321
      @bunnyman6321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jhn969 ?

    • @jhn969
      @jhn969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bunnyman6321 ?

  • @poisenbery
    @poisenbery 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4280

    "I jog a lot. I would wear long sleeve shirts that covered my tattoos, and my venacular was not that of a common criminal. I would case neighborhoods on foot."
    Thief level 100

    • @danielg1461
      @danielg1461 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      *Intensely writes down on paper!*

    • @76shogun1
      @76shogun1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Uh then he said he was weary of certain situations....and the repeated it....I believe he meant leary.

    • @jqvist529
      @jqvist529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yes I thought perhaps he was attempting to say wary

    • @mattsaunders4795
      @mattsaunders4795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poisenbery kkkmkmk

    • @MrsRen
      @MrsRen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I think it's just his pronunciation of wary. I've done it before. Just a bit of the accent he has.

  • @sweetpeach5633
    @sweetpeach5633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    I'll buy a sign that says I've got a wireless alarm and stick it in my yard since I'm too broke to afford it. Discount deterrent.

    • @Skedaddlemahgaggle
      @Skedaddlemahgaggle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Did you see the bit where he'd go for houses that look rich??

    • @peta-butter2744
      @peta-butter2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sweet peach discounted detergent at dollar store

    • @KingHenryIX
      @KingHenryIX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thieves today have technology like everyone else. They can Google real and fake companies. They'd be eyeballing your house if you stick a fake sign.

    • @ehntals1394
      @ehntals1394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He actually goes into a section where he actually checks the registration for security services just to catch people who only keep up the sticker.

    • @TheKritickill99
      @TheKritickill99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@KingHenryIX it doesn't need to be a fake sign, security companies don't care if you put one of their signs in your yard and don't get their service, it's free advertising for them. Normal legit people see the sign and brand awareness happens.

  • @drdonley21
    @drdonley21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    Being a burglar seems to be so much more work that actually getting a job.

    • @sherryburrows882
      @sherryburrows882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Absolutely. After 20 years as a career criminal, married to another career criminal, I finally realized that and gave it up. Working was way easier.

    • @briandellinger1699
      @briandellinger1699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DrDonley lot more risky for sure.lol

    • @djangorainbow
      @djangorainbow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Oceanic Dangernoodle I don't think this was sympathizing with thieve's actions, just saying they could've worked honestly with less effort

    • @AvaiLeon
      @AvaiLeon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Oceanic Dangernoodle Hmm, well the words made sense, but your sarcastic tone didn't. Does it not sound like difficult work?

    • @contrafighter_1983
      @contrafighter_1983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Guy was a personal trainer, seems like he liked it for the thrill.

  • @Revolution5268
    @Revolution5268 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the best interviews of 43 mins. Love every min of it back 2016 still love it in 2023.

  • @joshuaattractsmoney
    @joshuaattractsmoney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    After only 9 minutes of listening to this guy...he is a criminal mastermind. He needs to run for congress

    • @noela.casillas2122
      @noela.casillas2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Very underrated comment

    • @soulwaves20000
      @soulwaves20000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not really. I used to steal, these things just come to you, it’s common sense.

    • @reese9278
      @reese9278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🌷YOR THE BEST I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIME...THANK YOU!

    • @carapo66
      @carapo66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I figured out that he's a socialist.

    • @rogeramezquita5685
      @rogeramezquita5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment

  • @theisaiahcc
    @theisaiahcc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I wish someone would listen to me, like this cop listens to him.
    "mhm... mhm... mhm..."

    • @markmcculfor6113
      @markmcculfor6113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mhm?

    • @carlosarias5473
      @carlosarias5473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jajajaja! ah you crack me up!!

    • @internetresident3894
      @internetresident3894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Usually when I'm making that sound it means I'm not listening.

    • @JessaHawke
      @JessaHawke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The key is to talk about something interesting.

    • @dsc5085
      @dsc5085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      must be southern politeness

  • @zerutsega301
    @zerutsega301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    Those 2k dislikes came from the thieves guild.

    • @samuelr.6046
      @samuelr.6046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What was that hat in Oblivion grey... Something

    • @Joy-le9fy
      @Joy-le9fy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@samuelr.6046 You mean the Gray Fox's headwear? Gray Cowl of Nocturnal.
      What about it?

    • @Silberschutz
      @Silberschutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@samuelr.6046 grey fox

    • @flutedscissors9655
      @flutedscissors9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was looking for this

    • @KingSilly
      @KingSilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why does this comment not have top likes?

  • @cindypappas253
    @cindypappas253 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thanks to everyone who participated in creating this presentation. Excellent information!

  • @dianac2498
    @dianac2498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    My dog woke me up at 4 am, which is unusual. He didn’t bark while inside but wanted out. I opened the door and he took one leap from my front porch all the way to the gate where some guy was standing just staring at my house. It will never leave my mind. He knew that person was there somehow. He’s a German Shepherd and the most loving dog I’ve ever known, except for with that guy.

    • @Mehki227
      @Mehki227 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had a tiny doxie like that.
      My parrot had climbed down her cage and was climbing up the coffee table leg to get to me on the couch. Never did that before. Didn't make a sound. I was watching tv and her cage was right next to it. Didn't notice a damned thing.
      Anyway I open the gate to the kitchen then let out my crated doxie. She shot past me so fast, it made me look. She didn't make a sound. Usually, asked whine and stand on her legs to get the birds.
      Had my parrot in her mouth. I screamed, grabbed them both and was spinning around. Don't know how I got her to drop the bird; because we've chased that dog and had to pry her jaws open to release a dead bird and to release my pug's face 😳
      She killed a baby mole that suddenly ran out from under the drain pipe while we were walking up the stairs. She didn't even hesitate, just snapped it and killed it.
      Walking her at midnight, she heard? Smelled? A large dog 2 blocks away and took off like a bullet to kick it's azz😳
      Fearless... Gentle with people and children... Ready to kill everything else - all 11lbs of her. Had the deep bark of a large dog. Not yappy at all.
      Damn! I miss that dog!
      Total bad azz!😂
      The bird lived and wasn't shaken at all😅

    • @XerxezsX
      @XerxezsX ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dogs can smell intruders a mile away, they can smell 100,000 better than humans.

    • @Kwatson855
      @Kwatson855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That happened to me and my dog got skunked🤦🏻‍♀️🐶

    • @marcellabrowning315
      @marcellabrowning315 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@hoihoi9866 it's a love story.

    • @stephanier6783
      @stephanier6783 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GSD are the sweetest most loving dogs, just big babies who want love and cuddles...until they hear someone outside. lol
      ...and wow, if one has ever accidentally chomped on your hand when you're trying to get the ball out of their mouth to throw it for them you KNOW how strong their jaws are. So, when you see those cop shows where the criminal is screaming bloody murder when the GSD canine officer is attacking them, you can better believe that is all real and not an act. Their bites takes 2-3 weeks to stop hurting (from the bruising alone).

  • @elisa.r.g
    @elisa.r.g 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    "My vernacular is not that of a common criminal" and that why he got away with it for so damn long

  • @drowsy5879
    @drowsy5879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    Cop: can you do a interview with us and tell us everything you did in the past 20 years to
    steal
    Thief:
    Cop: we can take 10 years off your sentence
    Thief: does a 43 minute interview on how to steal

    • @samsalin
      @samsalin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      What wouldn't you do for 10 years of life not in a cell lol

    • @gydo1942
      @gydo1942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      then they release it to the public, teaching everyone how to steal

    • @paulinotou
      @paulinotou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@samsalin truth. Like maybe he realized he shouldnt be a shitbag and that the rest of his functionting life shouldnt be in jail

    • @griffongaming4736
      @griffongaming4736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Thief: "You sly dog! You had me monologuing."

    • @SweetSideOfFries
      @SweetSideOfFries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gydo1942 but it is also teaching how to not be targetted / stolen from

  • @jaysantos536
    @jaysantos536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I truly hope Shane has been honest and truthful and actually suffers remorse and stays clean of drugs. When he gets out please continue with these public service messages and visit with local PD and community groups with this sort of message. It will help a lot of people

    • @wildestcowboy2668
      @wildestcowboy2668 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshbeck1456 fo sho mane I be glad you told that fool off g

    • @ArmchairQuarterback1
      @ArmchairQuarterback1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's back to his old ways

    • @ValerieDurden-i6m
      @ValerieDurden-i6m 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ArmchairQuarterback1 no he's not Bill. Stop it

  • @persiancat1116
    @persiancat1116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    That’s insane. 20-30 years. People get lighter sentences for murder

    • @diosantana2659
      @diosantana2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      This guy ruins lives too

    • @TheSerwow
      @TheSerwow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@diosantana2659 yeah but doesn't end lifes..........like you know, killers

    • @bedp
      @bedp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      According to the Texas DOJ he was eligible for parole in 2017 so he's probably breathing free air right now.

    • @diosantana2659
      @diosantana2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      20-30 aka serve 7. Relax and learn about the system

    • @dtbristol
      @dtbristol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He broke into rich people's homes. That's a big no no.

  • @taya3758
    @taya3758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    20-30 years for burglary, in his case a non violent criminal.... I’ve seen rapists and murderers get less. Wtf

    • @junkiexl86
      @junkiexl86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He gets out in 2023, less than 3 years from now lol.
      offender.tdcj.texas.gov/OffenderSearch/offenderDetail.action?sid=04156120

    • @Reddiablo1111
      @Reddiablo1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Do you understand the difference between concurrent and consecutive?

    • @junkiexl86
      @junkiexl86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mookymoos3130 Apparently someone cant read...
      "Projected release date: 2023-5-14"
      offender.tdcj.texas.gov/OffenderSearch/offenderDetail.action?sid=04156120

    • @junkiexl86
      @junkiexl86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mookymoos3130 Thats from the Texas Tribune an online newspaper lol, which are only going off his original date, which is only the raw sentence handed out by the judge that doesn't factor in things like prison programs that reduce time, time already spent in jail for the crime before sentencing, good behavior and other variables that dictate actual release date. The actual TDoJ has his official records which are updated by the courts and what the prison system is going off of. Trust me on this one my man.

    • @davidmadison6071
      @davidmadison6071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@junkiexl86 ^ This. Sadly having been through the system myself, this is 100% correct. This messed with my family as well as they saw only the sentence the judge gave me and not what my actual release date was (which is updated each month, often lowering the first few months as things like Shawn said, get factored in). But yea, A newspapers information is by no means superior to the information of the actual prison system itself. They don't have up to the minute communications with the courts as the prison system (Texas Department of Justice) has to have.
      The man is getting out in 2023, so long as he keeps his nose clean inside and doesn't do anything to add more time to his sentence or lose any 'good time'. Also pretty much in every state offenders do not do the full sentence. Its usually 51% for non-violent crimes and 85% for violent crimes.

  • @thomasgambroadamsson3650
    @thomasgambroadamsson3650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    I appreciate the level of respect these two men have for each other, as human beings. Dispassionate. A productive conversation

    • @brucemontgomery8136
      @brucemontgomery8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      well said

    • @free2be
      @free2be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A little too slow.

    • @glennduke5853
      @glennduke5853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It maybe suprising how often the police and the criminals end up kind of being buddies!

    • @annalouux8553
      @annalouux8553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey that's a stolen joke. I've seen this on Facebook years ago

    • @jordannear3206
      @jordannear3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@georgiypotulov23 this is your opinion and nothing more lol

  • @bblauter
    @bblauter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Years later and this is still my favorite video on TH-cam

  • @Chris-ot9vk
    @Chris-ot9vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1504

    This guy takes ten minutes to plan how he is going to eat a cookie.

    • @alexeismirnoff9154
      @alexeismirnoff9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Chris well if what you are doing can land you thirty years in jails then you should be taking all the time you need

    • @makkaschatsanddits7899
      @makkaschatsanddits7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to the oceans 11 sound track

    • @iwatchyoutube1234
      @iwatchyoutube1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris lmao

    • @stiltzy1534
      @stiltzy1534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      "Cellular cookie jar, I'ma just keep jogging."

    • @codywhittenton6144
      @codywhittenton6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      First he cases the plate of cookies, he’s looking for a particular cookie, if it doesn’t have chocolate chips, he’s not going to waste his time, but if it does have chocolate chips but only contains 4 or less chips, he won’t risk it, what he’s looking for is the perfect sized cookie, too small and it’ll be crunchy, too big and it’ll be gooey, sometimes he doesn’t find the right cookie, so he has to make a completely new batch

  • @Evilbob33
    @Evilbob33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Yea, but this sounds like a reasonable smart person. Next interview, do a crackhead and see the differance.

    • @GuWopFOE
      @GuWopFOE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Exactly!!! strung out junkies arent going to be so stealthy.

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GuWopFOE get a gun and 8 bolt locks with a expensive secuity system with bright ass lights and 6 pit bulls

    • @Flip4910
      @Flip4910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's the reasonable smart person that gets away with the crimes. This guy sounds like this was his proffesion not just to get drug money but that this was his job.

    • @Flip4910
      @Flip4910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuWopFOE Your wrong about that

    • @brandieebutler961
      @brandieebutler961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wiley Combs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ManInTheBigHat
    @ManInTheBigHat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I love how in Texas the burglar is so polite with the cop. And the cop treats the burglar with respect. They're so matter-of-fact.

    • @moriahscogin3402
      @moriahscogin3402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think it might be the fact that he's not trying to sell his innocence still (wich according to my father, who works corrections, NO criminal is guilty according to them).. so when you meet the ONE convict who owns up to his shit, you really do respect them for their honesty and you can finally see them as a real person again. Imagine it as: your ex cheats on you, you have video proof he did it, and he STILL says he was the most faithful man you could have ever been with. Can you make that relationship work? No. But maybe, just maybe, the one who is remorseful and begs for counseling and a second chance, you might be able to give it a shot.

    • @stza16
      @stza16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree. I also appreciate Santa leaving me presents when I was a child.

    • @liranpiade4499
      @liranpiade4499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a feeling most of the United States doesn't treat criminals as human beings, and most of the criminals would refuse to cooperate, but in countries that treat criminals humanely, that's normal.

    • @musicbruise
      @musicbruise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Respect should interpersonal, not socio-economic, or associative. I applaud these two individuals for conversing respectfully as peers within humanity.

    • @harrykuheim6107
      @harrykuheim6107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Cop is Mining this Guy for info....it's an Old Interrogation Technics....It's Chit Chat...beter than sitting in their Cell

  • @peachtreee4649
    @peachtreee4649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's cool how a cop is doing the interview with a honest thief. Good info.
    The respect between two different men. Good video.

  • @Candie5000
    @Candie5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1115

    The real question is, how did this guy get caught?

    • @wintersummers3085
      @wintersummers3085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      probably on drug charges or selling stolen goods

    • @angelobaziotis
      @angelobaziotis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      T Nailz no shit Lmaoo

    • @andrewbarchenger2010
      @andrewbarchenger2010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Click the link in the description. I'm sure you can write him and find out. You can Google it.

    • @skprog
      @skprog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      you could look on his rap sheet. www.texastribune.org/library/data/texas-prisons/inmates/michael-shayne-durden/1089445/

    • @lytheus69
      @lytheus69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Barchenger x

  • @jesuscomic
    @jesuscomic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I’m an ex cop and ex prison guard. Here’s what he didn’t tell you. They love when you have wooden privacy fences especially if your back yard backs up to a wooded area. Once they jump over that fence the neighbors can’t see them in your yard. They also love to pull burglaries when it rains. They jump your back fence, they are not seen and when they pop that glass or kick your door the rain prevents neighbors from hearing it. They actually hate any type of dog. They are living alarms. You know your dogs different barks. So do your neighbors. If your dog is going nuts the neighbors will investigate. The like you’re house to back up to woods so it’s easy to escape.
    Don’t have privacy fence.
    Have alarm signs
    Have a dog
    Leave different lights on during different days.
    Watch for your neighbors and they will watch for you.

    • @ocean3638
      @ocean3638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks Mutzie. Good information. Thank you for your service.

    • @jesuscomic
      @jesuscomic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ocean3638 You’re more than welcome.

    • @uioplkhj
      @uioplkhj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Here’s what he didn’t tell you." Proceeds to write what he said.

    • @thomasjefferson6334
      @thomasjefferson6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@uioplkhj he definitely gave additional information.

    • @thomasjefferson6334
      @thomasjefferson6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jesuscomic thanks for the tips sir

  • @norosoros891
    @norosoros891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Nice video now time for a jog

    • @lionelsanches8699
      @lionelsanches8699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @petezar3409
      @petezar3409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nice.

    • @andymb601
      @andymb601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *not on my watch*

    • @josephk3926
      @josephk3926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like I can’t go jogging in nice neighborhoods to enjoy the architecture and scenery anymore without Mrs Kravitz calling now 😂

  • @p-shawn5781
    @p-shawn5781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This inmate was so informative that he helped me be aware of certain surroundings that I didn't even considered or even thought of about my home. This same informative information & awareness can also help with protecting your car.

  • @ntnrocket1
    @ntnrocket1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Jeez, southern criminals are so polite, every other sentence, "Yes, sir..."

    • @cezarab5236
      @cezarab5236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I mean, he is very intelligent, so he knows it's in his best interest.

    • @Eddie_the_Husky
      @Eddie_the_Husky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      A lot of southerners are that way, criminal or not ☺️

    • @claiminglight
      @claiminglight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Bare in mind that he's doing this to try to get a reduced sentence.

    • @unclejim2079
      @unclejim2079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Most northern people kinda hide their mentality like that this guy could be insane (hes probably not im not saying he is) and he could be hiding it perfectly....

    • @Daniel-xu6kd
      @Daniel-xu6kd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah he’s on his best behaviour probably with an incentive for an appeal.

  • @Traderjoe
    @Traderjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1245

    He is a thief, but he is well mannered and well spoken and seems educated. I suspect that this information was given to help reduce his sentence and if it helps the police out and the justice system and the jails from being overcrowded by us citizens taking different tactics that thwart criminals because of this, then he deserves to have his sentence reduced, because he is doing a good thing.

    • @atomicfriendo
      @atomicfriendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      WTH? He's a typical sociopath and a complete loser. And he basically tricked YOU into believing he's something other than that.

    • @marz6770
      @marz6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Should the fact that a person is educated and Well-Mannered be taken into account in the final sentence ?

    • @Alesij
      @Alesij 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I dont want to say you are completely wrong... He will probably get reduced sentence for this. But he is doing this only for himself... He seems like a classic sociopath...

    • @jesuschristislordoflordsan427
      @jesuschristislordoflordsan427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      too honest and to trust a thief is just fail. and btw, dont trust the police either.
      its probably propaganda for something.

    • @kelbyvaldez6287
      @kelbyvaldez6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I think you’re right. There are plenty of other criminals in need of a 20-30 year sentence more than this man is. Drug addiction will make you do some desperate things, and I believe that he was in a dark place at the time he did the things he did.
      He’s a non violent offender and I think 5-8 years would be an acceptable amount of time for him to be released back into society.
      Overcrowded prisons are a large reason why some offenders get light sentences that should carry a heavy load like this man is with 20-30 years. That’s a pedo/murder stint and isn’t necessary for a common criminal.

  • @themoonsevilsister1561
    @themoonsevilsister1561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    Easy deterrent:
    Don't get a fence, let your lawn die.

    • @utubeisboobtube
      @utubeisboobtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's most of Texas during the summer.

    • @shaun1040
      @shaun1040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gladius Draco that won’t work all to well if you’re living in an upscale neighbourhood where are your neighbours have perfectly maintained lawns and nice fences eh?

    • @simonkryer6867
      @simonkryer6867 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@shaun1040 what do you mean, that's exactly where it will work. you are the only one where its NOT worth breaking in.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah well Mr. Durden doesn't seem like the brightest light bulb in the joint... after all he got caught and sentenced. Lame! lol

    • @dousuketoby1731
      @dousuketoby1731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BillAnt well not directly. Plus this guy only go after jewelry therefore he wont pillage a broke home.. some people would take the whole shit and even steal from a poor looking home

  • @Skankhunt-og5md
    @Skankhunt-og5md 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Think we need to take a minute to appreciate that this man knows he's done wrong and is helping do right now

    • @patmacken5130
      @patmacken5130 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To is an outward sign of repentance though I would not be surprised if it was part of a plea deal.

    • @thomaskane5452
      @thomaskane5452 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's only doing what You believe is right because he's been caught. He's a POS and if he was still on the street, He'd break into your home tonight!

    • @tz28exile
      @tz28exile ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomaskane5452 Did you even watch the video you fucking retard?

    • @danielk6878
      @danielk6878 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Let's hope that he truly is repentant and changes his ways. My wife's son was always a model citizen while in jail or prison. He always reverted to his evil ways once he was out. I'm sure his talk has something to do with reducing his sentence.

    • @WsupMyWigga
      @WsupMyWigga 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah he just wants you to use a cellular alarm system because you can very easily block them with a $600 cell phone jammer 🤣

  • @nemesisbreakz
    @nemesisbreakz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    This guy got me paranoid now looking out my windows at joggers.

    • @solosix3991
      @solosix3991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I just snatched up a jogger and interrogated him, but he said he wouldn't waste his time. I have a $80 fence, and a dog that bit us both on accident during the failed interrogation. Now, I jog too.

    • @topman8565
      @topman8565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like you should

    • @jameskearsing9254
      @jameskearsing9254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      PCgohard You’re ego is like 500 times bigger than your brain

    • @zetsutsuletsu2034
      @zetsutsuletsu2034 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      issa joke hombre.

    • @chancetherappera6915
      @chancetherappera6915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PCgohard one shot and your done gtfo

  • @Torebordalpiano
    @Torebordalpiano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    But Mr Durden! The first rule of thief club is: you do not talk about thief club!

    • @katarishigusimokirochepona6611
      @katarishigusimokirochepona6611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toreidbor lol

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toreidbor
      This is brilliant

    • @tylermunden6642
      @tylermunden6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His name was Michael Durden.
      His name was Michael Durden.
      His name was Michael Durden.
      His name was Michael Durden.
      His name was Michael Durden.

    • @CptnHammer1
      @CptnHammer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Second rule is it's called a guild, come on guys!

    • @gamebearing5764
      @gamebearing5764 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He probably got a good deal

  • @ufotalk9434
    @ufotalk9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    I sell wireless alarm systems this guy is going on my facebook feed

    • @AngelofDeath333
      @AngelofDeath333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      UFO Talk do you also sell those wireless home security cameras??

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AngelofDeath333 Are you looking to get one? They're pretty good if you get the right ones and know how to maximize their use.

    • @AngelofDeath333
      @AngelofDeath333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scott W Pilgrim one day

    • @diosantana2659
      @diosantana2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looooser

    • @sdwep2bus274
      @sdwep2bus274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are there alarms for aliens

  • @heaven-sent_and_hell-bent
    @heaven-sent_and_hell-bent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Objectively speaking, this collabortive interview was highly informative & helpful. Thank you to both the interviewer & interviewee for educating us.

  • @PISCESBEATS
    @PISCESBEATS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I feel like this is a big advertisement for home security

    • @guessmyname1246
      @guessmyname1246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      43 min ad

    • @cbarbs8277
      @cbarbs8277 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WIRELESS home security

    • @gunthergumdrop9071
      @gunthergumdrop9071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There was a point where he said you could just get a sign and not the actual system and it would also be a deterrent to 80% of criminals to be fair.

    • @EMW_Music
      @EMW_Music 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "buy your neighborhood watch today!"

  • @2coolrun308
    @2coolrun308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    He should make a company that evaluates your home and installs security measures. Turn his skill set into a legal business.
    EDIT: PLEASE stop replying to this shit.

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's actually a great point, because he would've made a *fortune* doing that, a hundred times more than stealing people's things ever would've netted him.

    • @darrylkassle361
      @darrylkassle361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@ZenMonkeyGod no I would say he would of made more being a burglar. Just jewelry alone would net him more than consulting on that. Maybe he could of consulted installed an alarm and then went back and robbed them then made even more - off his job and from consulting
      IAM sure he would of done that if he knew you would make more money but you don’t. Also the amount of houses you can rob in a day would be more than you think

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@darrylkassle361 I dunno, I just feel like once he sees the profits mounting he'd realise it pays more to just go straight. That, and he wouldn't have to hide under the law's radar just to make ends meet.
      Then again, I hope he wouldn't just make security systems with intentional weaknesses he could tell his criminal mates about and how to exploit. Lol

    • @darrylkassle361
      @darrylkassle361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ZenMonkeyGod to get to the heart of the matter I have personally known these types of guys and they usually have a drug habit and actually love the adrenaline rush and buzz of what they are doing. Actually seems like a nice guy sans his thieving ways. Definitely not your stereotypical conventional run of the mill crim that’s for sure

    • @ZenMonkeyGod
      @ZenMonkeyGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@darrylkassle361 Yeah he's indeed got a good head, and a good heart too possibly, but something went wrong somewhere. Would you say a lot of the ones you knew were left without much other choice? Desperate family situations sometimes can be all it takes to send someone down that road. Truth is, honest money is certainly right boring compared to that life; existing as a soulless office jockey like me, I can't say I don't understand the appeal (though I guarantee I never had the balls to attempt such a thing lol). Those who are good at it and can get away with it, as long as they're not assaulting someone I suppose there's a lot worse they could be doing.

  • @MixedMartialHelp
    @MixedMartialHelp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    Thanks for sharing. I thought this was done as respectfully as possible.

    • @bayoutapes
      @bayoutapes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ 18:32 LMFAO

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Speaking as a former drug dealer and loanshark who has alot of family and customers who were burglars, this is actually pretty accurate and well done.

    • @aleidagarcia9074
      @aleidagarcia9074 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like thanks for stealing

    • @megadethly
      @megadethly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow what a gem you must be.

  • @billvlahos5472
    @billvlahos5472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Sounds like a job interview.This fella could've been a success in anything legal with his planning & executing a task to the best chance of succeeding.

    • @hikingwiththedog6078
      @hikingwiththedog6078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I noticed the same thing. Drugs destroy a lot of lives.

    • @eliaol4231
      @eliaol4231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He could have channeled his intelligence into something that's good for society but he chose to do something else instead

    • @avatardele
      @avatardele ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He very likely has some sort of pathology, which is what i think lead's people to engage in criminal activity,even though they might have the intellectual capacity to engage in legal occupations. I think the justice system essentially contend's with such persons in the manner it does because pathologies aren't the same as intellectual disabilities.

    • @BEAUTYnIQ
      @BEAUTYnIQ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@avatardeleyes.. they are filling a void from some dysfunction, real or perceived, from their childhood..

  • @vladimirputin4523
    @vladimirputin4523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1549

    I’d avoid a house with a big ass American flag in their yard because they probably own like 46 guns

    • @sophiacardiel7862
      @sophiacardiel7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol 😂 😂

    • @cowboyjohnn
      @cowboyjohnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Doesnt matter if no one is home

    • @simi948
      @simi948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣😂😂🤣

    • @bigpimp2die4
      @bigpimp2die4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well Putin, what if they’re there to steal guns. 🎰!!!!

    • @williamwhite1078
      @williamwhite1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @ŇøHă Ģ. Especially if your'e one of those guys who buys a $500 safe and put $30,000 worth of guns in it.

  • @Oversamma
    @Oversamma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    This guy has so much potential. Shame he wasted it on crime.

    • @juanfranciscobrizuela
      @juanfranciscobrizuela 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He's a cop

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      How was it wasted? His potential in stealing served him well for YEARS.

    • @GameTime-kr1se
      @GameTime-kr1se 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that quip playing on the fact that Pluto, along with all other 'planets', don't actually exist? (shh...space is a lie)

    • @Shavenhamster
      @Shavenhamster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lying is a lie!

    • @GameTime-kr1se
      @GameTime-kr1se 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So is most everything that NASA tells you. And Elon Musk. SpaceX LOL - Musk is taking people for a ride...and getting filthy rich off of a lie. No different than the US gov't and NASA @ $54billion/ MONTH budget.
      ...just sayin

  • @markzucc3277
    @markzucc3277 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5165

    Commercial for wireless alarm systems

    • @eddie9988
      @eddie9988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      ArmchairWarrior He's not just talking about wireless alarms for the first couple minutes, he goes on about them in between the whole video, and he raves about their effectiveness for a couple minutes around 25 minutes in.

    • @AT-ww6pj
      @AT-ww6pj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Get back to sorting out your privacy policy

    • @leonardhenry4288
      @leonardhenry4288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      not once did he mention a name of a wireless security system company

    • @luisff7030
      @luisff7030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mark Z U C C this video was sponsored by Wireless Alarm System.

    • @rickmanley767
      @rickmanley767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      He even stated that just having a sign for wireless security, even if you don’t have it, was a huge deterrent. What security company would promote that? None.

  • @diegoasturias9252
    @diegoasturias9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Expensive years of experience as a thief for everybody = extremely valuable intel in return. Thanks for sharing!

  • @dankmemer626
    @dankmemer626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Tbh I can respect this guy for taking his past and using it to help people

    • @andyf7002
      @andyf7002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Helping thieves lmao

    • @whitykitty2651
      @whitykitty2651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dank Memer tbh I can respect this guy for taking his past and using it to help people.....steal

    • @code5829
      @code5829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dank Memer ya if he stopped even so how much damage he caused to innocent ppl

    • @565656gooner
      @565656gooner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he was probs offered time off his sentence or some other perk for revealing

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well he was also bribed with a sentence reduction.

  • @user-mr1zs1np7w
    @user-mr1zs1np7w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Theifs: i fear no man, but that thing
    *wireless alarm systems* , it scares me

    • @_l.rat_
      @_l.rat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @Raven7744
      @Raven7744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Plot Twist: wireless alarm systems are really easy to disarm and he is helping beginner thieves

    • @SRnr16
      @SRnr16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thieves*

    • @user-mr1zs1np7w
      @user-mr1zs1np7w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SRnr16 Im A gRaMmEr NaZi Yo- stfu nobody fucking cares

    • @bevanjonsson2284
      @bevanjonsson2284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wireless alarm systems means every camera has an IP address. EVERYTHING with an IP address can be hacked.

  • @_itscrisp
    @_itscrisp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    He would've gotten away with it too. If it hadn't been for those meddling kids!

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i got this reference 😂

    • @maux4342
      @maux4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FJ5 me too😂😭

    • @bobbyjolene916
      @bobbyjolene916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And their stupid dog!

    • @mar2d258
      @mar2d258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SuperUltimateLP honestly, who would not get this reference? you shouldn't be too proud of yourself lol. either way, the orginsl comment should have more likes.

    • @SuperUltimateLP
      @SuperUltimateLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mar2d258 its a captain america meme ?! You clearly didnt get this refrence 😂.

  • @davidrobinson644
    @davidrobinson644 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am a Security Consultant with 50-years experience in private security service and electronic surveillance and detection equipment. The information testified to in this video is very good information, but a little outdated on alarm systems. Few people have home phones anymore, so nearly all alarm systems communicate by cellphone or Internet. Internet is very, very fast and often alerts the user at the same time as the monitoring station.

    • @davidrobinson644
      @davidrobinson644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If the alerted CCW home owner responds faster than the police the burglar is in serious danger. Properly installed alarm systems are not as easy to defeat as in the past. Internet security cameras alert the user and sometimes the alarm monitoring company with live video who can give descriptions of the burglars and vehicles used and can verify the alarm to expedite police response. Responding police, having more information from eye witnesses viewing live remote video surveillance will respond in force looking for more than just an open door.

  • @michaelcarter266
    @michaelcarter266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    These criminals don’t scare me. The really stupid ones that don’t think anything out scare the crap out of me.

    • @cookie4578
      @cookie4578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is that?

    • @otxx.antt_
      @otxx.antt_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cookie yea same, it doesn’t make sense to be scared of someone who will most likely set off an alarm

    • @Addy-ology
      @Addy-ology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Cookie
      Because the ones that don’t think things out thoroughly are usually without a solid plan, and you might end up seeing them or potentially end up in a confrontation with them.
      You wouldn’t want that, as those kind of guys might even be drug addicts who might have unpredictable behaviour; which in turn could lead to a dangerous situation if they have a weapon.
      What started out as a burglary could potentially end up to be something much worse.
      In general, burglars/thieves like the dude in the video do not want to be seen/noticed, and they plan to avoid potential confrontation. They just want your stuff. Stuff which you should’ve insured, or can work to buy back. It wouldn’t be the end of the world. Your body & life, on the other hand..

    • @hippofridge2190
      @hippofridge2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree unless I was by our guns I would much rather not be at my house when someone has broken into it I would rather just let them have the stuff

    • @7minutesago4yearsago29
      @7minutesago4yearsago29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      There’s one thing I learned and always remember this.
      “If they come during the day, they want your stuff. If they come during the night, they want you.”

  • @dannydeko331
    @dannydeko331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    *How to not get robbed*
    - Don't have nice fences
    - Have wireless alarm systems
    - Have an aggressive dog
    - Make sure you have a neighborhood with a VIP program
    - Manicure your yard
    - Keep your trash bin full & your mailbox empty
    - Have a sound timer box
    - Don't have glass doors
    - Install curtains to windows
    - Keep a few lights on when you're not home
    - Keep a car in your driveway that you don't use
    - Live in a cul de sac
    - Have a glass breaking alarm
    - Don't have a big doggy door
    - Put wireless alarm signs around your house that are up to date
    - Hide the alarm system out of sight
    - Watch for people with long sleeves
    - Have visible security cameras
    - Good locks / kicker plate on doors
    - Loud breaking windows
    - Have a fake alarm system that goes off when the wires are cut

    • @SomethingDangerous
      @SomethingDangerous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      if u kill an unarmed burglar in your own home and the cops show up, you will literally face criminal charges and jail time. unless you're from one of 3 states

    • @MindSynth2050
      @MindSynth2050 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Should be able to kill any intruder in your house honestly, at least shoot at without any repercussions.

    • @buickjam
      @buickjam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And a partridge in a pear tree

    • @shellfish355
      @shellfish355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    • @hanscombrinck1481
      @hanscombrinck1481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      So, just make sure you kill them quietly ;)

  • @bazinga5342
    @bazinga5342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    Such a shame this guy chose this life. He seems like a really smart dude.

    • @atomicfriendo
      @atomicfriendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not smart enough to choose a life a crime and end up in prison...

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      yeah it seems like he would have made alot more money selling wireless alarm systems.

    • @atomicfriendo
      @atomicfriendo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gooooooo8483 So what you're saying is anyone who has been a victim of a thief is less intelligent than the person that stole from them? That's about the most ridiculous I've read here. This guy is locked up in a prison. How is that being smart?

    • @UrbanClimber
      @UrbanClimber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he made a deciosion thats right, you forget that you also make one. You decide that its a good thing to kill 30 years of his time while you pay people to keep him locked up. Maybe it would be more ffiecient for all of us ef he would be in program where he could learn how to get a job and have a good life? okay im sorry thinking hurts i know

    • @Zesmas
      @Zesmas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@atomicfriendo he says that because the only reason he was able to rob them peoples houses is because they where careless about their security, u can get a badass security system for ur home for 15 bucks a month, Litterally anybody can afford 15 bucks a month. and if u live in a 500 thousand 1 million dollar house and u dont care enough to have such a cheap and highly effective thing protecting your home, then yes that makes u a fucking idiot. and the guy robbing you the smart cookie because what do you know, he got away with thousands of dollars in jewels

  • @buffalopatriot
    @buffalopatriot ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every homeowner needs to hear this information. Thank you for posting it.

  • @squidguy7907
    @squidguy7907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Thief: *information*
    Cop: mhm

    • @sturgill8511
      @sturgill8511 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mhm mhm mhm lol

    • @alquest
      @alquest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The officer is practising his human knowledge. He does not judge, and he only sends out conformation. His goal is to get information and let him do the talking. You can try this yourself, and be amazed that most ppl are more than willing to keep and keep talking if you let them this frequently know you are listening.

    • @devinhotline2721
      @devinhotline2721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ik when I noticed it that’s all I could focus on. Kinda pissed me off.

    • @csgecko
      @csgecko 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @acecheso4958
      @acecheso4958 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the lyrics

  • @rmp5s
    @rmp5s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I'd love to hear the story of how he ended up getting caught.

    • @daviddoran5223
      @daviddoran5223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      rmp5s sounds to me like a wireless alarm. He sure hates those damned things

    • @rmp5s
      @rmp5s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wouldn't surprise me! lol

    • @AdiosChris.
      @AdiosChris. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Doran haahhahahahaa

    • @MrCAHRLIE22
      @MrCAHRLIE22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @rechitsapivo
      @rechitsapivo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      David, I thought so, too. And probably in that case the people actually had it installed and forgot to warn him with a sign. Homeowners, please, be considerate to your neighborhood burglars and let them know you have alarms!

  • @audiofella5066
    @audiofella5066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    PLOT TWIST HE'S ACTUALLY SPONSORED BY BAY ALARM AND ADT

    • @whereisharry4995
      @whereisharry4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Audio Fella your definitely on to something, he feels a bit too cooperative...

    • @Alcatraz509
      @Alcatraz509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Breezy reduced sentence anyone? 😂 Mans got 30 years. I’d snitch harder then 69 too!

    • @whereisharry4995
      @whereisharry4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      C2O Alcatraz yeah but he’s extremely polite

    • @moechawki7251
      @moechawki7251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@whereisharry4995 you cant be aggressive and expect a reduced sentence lol

    • @red2theelectricboogaloo961
      @red2theelectricboogaloo961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@whereisharry4995 feels a bit too cooperative? i'm sorry, are convicts just supposed to be these inhumane monster beast things now?

  • @lindafontanesi501
    @lindafontanesi501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That young man speaks so well and voiced important safety information. Thank you !

  • @kobibenlevi5523
    @kobibenlevi5523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Plot twist: the police officer wants to start robbing houses and wants advice

  • @Super-J10
    @Super-J10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    What we didn’t know was that during the interview, he stole the cops wallet, badge, gun, underwear and tattoo.......

    • @Luffyxe
      @Luffyxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are u serious or u joking

    • @worm5arecool
      @worm5arecool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Luffyxe yeah he's serious, its in the video

    • @sahb8091
      @sahb8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Luffyxe Yeah it's true, blink for a second and you miss it. But if you pay attention, at the end it was the burglar who walked out free and the policeman who was led away in handcuffs. Amazing.

    • @Luffyxe
      @Luffyxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow

    • @jordanbabin
      @jordanbabin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAHAHAHAH

  • @ziggyz8345
    @ziggyz8345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Criminals sometimes are smarter than people who went to 6 years of college and most experts in different fields

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      because those people can be criminals too

    • @thedutchman3929
      @thedutchman3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its called intelic or intelligence

    • @benbarry1330
      @benbarry1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sir Wattson correct intelligence & educated are 2 completely different things some people are book smart but don’t know how the real world works & have no common sense

    • @saragarofano9727
      @saragarofano9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Sometimes" MOST times, sir!

    • @mindovermatter2332
      @mindovermatter2332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duh

  • @hotdog7346
    @hotdog7346 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    No one answers the door anymore even when they are home

    • @janc8199
      @janc8199 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If Im not expecting you..I won't open my door. Anyone can easily push their way through..

    • @SanctifiedLady
      @SanctifiedLady 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nope, if I don’t know you are coming… save yourself the trip, gas is expensive

  • @zimsterize
    @zimsterize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Thing is, many of these tips only work against a pro burglar with a brain like this guy. Those are relatively rare. Most burglars are inexperienced young punks, or people on drugs, or a blend of both.

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That's a good point- it seems his advice is catered more towards homes in areas that aren't ghettos/low income

    • @rizipt
      @rizipt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Keep in mind that this pro burglar likes to arrive on foot and leave carrying your safe.

    • @realrelicinn84real4
      @realrelicinn84real4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      zimsterize well not with TH-cam I mean look at all this Research you are doing lmao

    • @seanixt
      @seanixt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Truth of the matter is, this guy is going for "high-end" jewelry or pricey items. Inexperienced burglars will end up getting caught or meeting their fate because they are not disciplined enough. He was very lucky to last this long as Texas is a "Castle Doctrine" state.

    • @BonDraper
      @BonDraper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The most important things he said can be applied to any area.
      be observant (watch who is watching you) people seem to be his biggest deterrent.
      good door/lock
      have someone collect mail when away
      proper lighting.
      I would also add watch what you throw out. Don't advertised new items like tv's by putting the box on the curb for everyone to see.

  • @jaylintz1683
    @jaylintz1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    This guy is so well spoken and respectful, he could easily be someone's buddy and that person never know he was a hardened criminal. I learned a lot from this interview, thank you to this man for sharing his insights from the thieves perspective. Those of us NOT criminally minded really appreciate this level of honesty and insight.

    • @byanymeansnecessary398
      @byanymeansnecessary398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well spoken? Respectful? How is he respectful? Did you expect him to look like that thief from the Simpsons?

    • @jaylintz1683
      @jaylintz1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@byanymeansnecessary398 didn't you?

    • @rebecca_stone
      @rebecca_stone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Respectful"? Clearly not. But well spoken and polite.

    • @colinhughes916
      @colinhughes916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just found a new career path

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Johnconno Literally lol.

  • @adcaptandumvulgus4252
    @adcaptandumvulgus4252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +859

    This could also be called "How to be a burglar".

    • @RantTherapist
      @RantTherapist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What burglar actually researches how to burglarize lol? Who are you kidding.

    • @icet6668
      @icet6668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rant Therapist I DO

    • @opmike343
      @opmike343 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Burglars know how to be burglars. Most homeowners, however, are completely clueless.

    • @henrygeorge377
      @henrygeorge377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      opmike343 No they dont know, they learn not all criminals are stupid he shows that

    • @lachdenan9875
      @lachdenan9875 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rant Therapist
      Did you not catch his clueless PC name? Lol, and you have a Pepe profile, m8.

  • @Rickky1971
    @Rickky1971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I hope this guy uses his knowledge for good when he gets out. I dispise thieves myself but his insight is very informative and appreciated. Do right my man, your pretty smart and can do better in your life.✊👊

  • @Gawdi-B
    @Gawdi-B 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    He should have been a real estate agent or home appraiser.

    • @richardsmith748
      @richardsmith748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What a waste he is so articulate also good looking lol - seriously he could have made something of him self

    • @richardsmith748
      @richardsmith748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jon Pulliam as we say "the law of unintended consquences"

    • @Mbnewman087
      @Mbnewman087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He can be a security consultant

    • @dbaker258
      @dbaker258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For sure. My wedding ring was stolen from a realtors only open house.

  • @babatunde6130
    @babatunde6130 6 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    No joke my dad has slept through someone taking off our front door and stealing stuff because his fan was on.

    • @DATMANCHOPPA
      @DATMANCHOPPA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sa Ch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚫🚫🚫🚫

    • @BlondinLasse
      @BlondinLasse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Scary stuff =D

    • @babatunde6130
      @babatunde6130 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Charlieboy Saldivar yup

    • @MulleDK19
      @MulleDK19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Did they at least leave the front door?

    • @TONOCLAY
      @TONOCLAY 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hell one of my roommates i used to have I'm pretty sure he could sleep through a gun fight. I had to wake him up a few times and i had to literally lift the bed and drop it to wake him up. He's also a truck driver and he was asleep in his truck and people where blowing air horns, banging on his truck over and over, they called his company to call him over and over. A police officer broke into his truck and he jumped up and was like can i help you? There was 2 ambulances and multiple cop cars. They thought he was dead LMFAO

  • @keeplearning6126
    @keeplearning6126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    He is speaking like a President of Thieves

    • @briannk3720
      @briannk3720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LIFE ISNT EASY .... I don't want to force anything on yall but man I've had so many problems and the only true way to come out of them victorious is thru the Lord God Almighty... I know society makes everyone think being religious is for deluded people but please open your eyes it's not.. I plead to yall just say a prayer to God commit all your worries fears, regrets and deepest problems into his hands.. read the bible and keep praying to him in Jesus Name .. I promise you your life will change for the better I promise you
      I was pondering on suicide, I wanted to run away from home but I prayed to the Lord God and all of a sudden ..things started moving forward in my life.. I've done so many evil things in my past.. things that i think any other person would kill me for if they were God but God kept me alive and well
      I dont want to be seen as the deluded guy in the comment section but I'm literally pouring my heart out
      I thought my sins were too bad and that I will never succeed in my dreams.. but I forgot that in John 3:16 it says "For God so love the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life"
      Believe that Jesus died on the cross for all of our sins to be forgiven and to give us eternal life in heaven
      You may think I'm crazy but I'm begging just try this read the bible pray and watch yourself rise to heights you never expected
      Dont fall into the tricks of the world I'm begging
      I apologise for this being too long
      Imma try and send this out to loads of comments sections.. I hope this touched your soul.. if it did please like the message and comment let's make it together

    • @abbeyanis8919
      @abbeyanis8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he is just vice president though

    • @jobond2398
      @jobond2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He think he's got the power to enter someone's property the way he wants. 🦊

    • @jobond2398
      @jobond2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suya you're really funny. 🤣

    • @persnemlasnem8413
      @persnemlasnem8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thieves are charismatic speakers.

  • @AKAyourdad2458
    @AKAyourdad2458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    It's been 6yrs since the interview and I don't know what has happened,but I wish Michael the best of luck in your life, hope you are totally off the drugs you were in and you do your best with your life in the future.

    • @trainwreckbluray
      @trainwreckbluray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hey,i lokked the link in the description up.
      it says :
      Projected Release Date: 2023-05-14
      so he will be out next year if he doesnt do something i think. i wish him the best and a good use of his big brain for a good cause

    • @dogmosatchmo
      @dogmosatchmo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's in prison. Being a prisoner.

    • @phlodel
      @phlodel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dogmosatchmo Where he belongs.

    • @dean3434
      @dean3434 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      However...It has been said that stealing becomes an addiction after they start getting away it. Addictive-compulsive behavior, just like any other addiction. If it becomes pleasurable and they can even profit from it, all the more the addiction is intensified.
      Yes indeed I hope the best for the thief, but if and when he is out on his good behavior and his
      help, sure hope he can stay clean.
      Dean

    • @idorus
      @idorus ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@phlodel so you don't believe that some criminals can do their time and come out and live life like most normal people?

  • @hydrosapienaquatic2600
    @hydrosapienaquatic2600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Drinking game.... The magic word is “Deterrent”.... See you on the other side.

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      hydrosapien aquatic
      Or
      “Yes sir”
      🤣

    • @kylemiller2414
      @kylemiller2414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hydrosapien aquatic we will all be dead for sure

    • @hankhill289
      @hankhill289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      -Almost guaranteed alcohol poisoning? That's a deterrent.
      Officer/Interviewer: "So, what I think you're getting at is that the amount of alcohol someone would consume in this particular drinking game would be enough to keep most drinkers away."
      -"Yes sir, exactly."

    • @ethanmcdaniel1779
      @ethanmcdaniel1779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, I got a better one drink Everytime the officer says "mhm"

    • @elijahdvine3097
      @elijahdvine3097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @AngelofDeath333
    @AngelofDeath333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    I’ve broken into my own home a few times cause I forgot my house keys.

    • @derespinata7674
      @derespinata7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thats alternate entry not a break in smart ass

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should invest in a coded lock box or even a pinpad door lock. Worth the investment.

    • @M4CHINE69
      @M4CHINE69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@derespinata7674 r/whoosh

    • @derespinata7674
      @derespinata7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@M4CHINE69 oh no i got rwooshed 😣

    • @derespinata7674
      @derespinata7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @11 11 true but what about the noise

  • @uppercut70
    @uppercut70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Now I have an excuse for my wife to leave the outside of my house looking like crap...it's to deter a burglar

  • @Chiefs555
    @Chiefs555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great interview. At first, i thought it was an advertisement for a security system, but the dude seemed sincere.

  • @D1sc0rd-
    @D1sc0rd- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    *_Sneak increased to 100_*
    *_Lock picking increased to 100_*

    • @SerbianDingo
      @SerbianDingo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES BRO I CAN STEAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @dragi4226
      @dragi4226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *window cracking increased to 100*

    • @kentmichaelgalang686
      @kentmichaelgalang686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      y'all forgot something. you need balls of steel

    • @galenmarek8287
      @galenmarek8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kentmichaelgalang686 testicular fortitude increased to 100

    • @kentmichaelgalang686
      @kentmichaelgalang686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@galenmarek8287 good to go XD

  • @chrisocon
    @chrisocon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    This man could had made an amazing security home consultant

    • @diosantana2659
      @diosantana2659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could have

    • @daexion
      @daexion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably still can. It wouldn't be the first time a professional criminal went legit and worked for the other side. The only catch is building up the level of trust first.

    • @Exgrmbl
      @Exgrmbl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He still can, after he gets released. His record and prison time only add credibility.

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Exgrmbl he gets out in 2024

    • @sohee7597
      @sohee7597 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr? Use his experience for good

  • @iamatesseract6141
    @iamatesseract6141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    moral of the story, look poor or be poor

  • @rosetes
    @rosetes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This man is articulate,intelligent,and is telling people what they can do to protect your home.Some comments here,are ridiculous and absurd.He's in custody.Certainly speaking of home safety,let's hope he has changed his profession.

    • @ValerieDurden-i6m
      @ValerieDurden-i6m 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As his wife, I thank you. And he's actually free now and a wonderful man

  • @bigman8243
    @bigman8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    I can listen to this guy getting interviewed for hours..

    • @cindyjo9093
      @cindyjo9093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what drugs do to people. Thanks China.

    • @Weber1987
      @Weber1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cindyjo9093 lol elaborate please ?

    • @caremotor86
      @caremotor86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He seems pretty smart

    • @bigman8243
      @bigman8243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@caremotor86 agreed

    • @eastcoastnews9529
      @eastcoastnews9529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To learn or as ASMR? To relax ?

  • @purpleworm4725
    @purpleworm4725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    My boyfriend once forgot the keys of our house and decided to crawl in through a window. We had recently moved in so our neighbors didn't know us yet. So one of the neighbors approached while he was crawling in and ask what he was doing :D I guess we can feel safe because of having good neighbors

    • @brandonm2247
      @brandonm2247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agate Auzāne Lol did the neighbor believe him?

    • @Jdam5
      @Jdam5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously u fucking dip shit lolll

    • @orestogams
      @orestogams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Izklausās kā daunis

    • @MarcosSilveira
      @MarcosSilveira 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What if your husband was an armed thief and answered: "What am I doing?!? First killing You, then robbing!!"

    • @gizmod22
      @gizmod22 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roffel Mao

  • @lesp315
    @lesp315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    This dude has more class than 99% people on TV especially politicians.

    • @brandeno919
      @brandeno919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Because he probably getting time off for doing thus

    • @Jackholiday1025
      @Jackholiday1025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He’s a fucking burglar no the fuck he doesn’t. But yeah I think it’s good of him helping out people to protect themselves from being burglarized

    • @jeremybeadleslefthand480
      @jeremybeadleslefthand480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did Ted Bundy, by that logic?

    • @sergiolandz6056
      @sergiolandz6056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jackholiday1025 people are so gullible

    • @jessesarmiento1433
      @jessesarmiento1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're the type that probably falls for all sorts of scams lol

  • @my1vice
    @my1vice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He's not a professional burglar.
    He is a professional inmate.