Biggest Truck in the World Crushes Most Beautiful Gold Van in the World

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  • @Kari-tu3fs
    @Kari-tu3fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    The opening, “Im a veterinarian i’m trained for this” that is what wholesome looks like

    • @Only10re
      @Only10re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is vet ranch still a thing?

    • @Mass_hole508
      @Mass_hole508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hell yea!

    • @rudder727
      @rudder727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that is the same as a private pilot sitting in the back on a flight hoping the pilots get sick and can't land the airplane

    • @tootles4272
      @tootles4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤️🦌

    • @Real28
      @Real28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some years later: ends up on a wall and in my stomach. Mmmm venison.

  • @Chillin4030
    @Chillin4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2013

    That intro was the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

    • @1stfacts542
      @1stfacts542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You obviously work for a life insurance company... 😒

    • @tommyfogarty5004
      @tommyfogarty5004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @TheMike31b
      @TheMike31b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Still demonetized

    • @OctaApe
      @OctaApe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clearly you've not been around long or haven't seen much in your life.

    • @bignreal
      @bignreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      284 people agree with you.. I do too.. these folks here who commented apparently just wanna be snarky about something! That was awesome , says anyone with a heart!💯

  • @dippshow
    @dippshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Matt - I'm a Veterinarian
    My Wife - Is he actually?
    Me - Yes.

    • @theswaff699
      @theswaff699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It surprises everyone

    • @stareagle5000
      @stareagle5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah when I first learned Matt from demo ranch was a veterinarian I was also surprised.

    • @Seb-Storm
      @Seb-Storm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Im a doctor... Ish

    • @sams7655
      @sams7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then what did she say? Then what did you say? Then what did she say?

    • @lukearts2954
      @lukearts2954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sams7655 right! triggered minds need to know! XD

  • @RayHuskey5
    @RayHuskey5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Of all houses that fawn could have gotten stuck at his was the best because he is a vet.

    • @kuyatoast
      @kuyatoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the nicest vet with the most pew pews in texas hmmmm

    • @ksa5128
      @ksa5128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @DMO_Enterprises Fawns get stuck on fence post on property all the time! I've literally helped two out of an H brace leading into a pasture. Sometimes mom forgets baby can't jump the fences she jumps

    • @minibob9252
      @minibob9252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, a lot of people wpould have been " Hmmm, deers back on the menu boys!"

    • @StabbyJoe135
      @StabbyJoe135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hurr durr stolen valor
      Nah but seriously. This fawn gets stuck in Matt's fence and it's "cute"... *but when I get stuck in Matt's fence, it's "WEIRD" and I'm a "stalker" and cops are called for "trespassing"
      Double fucking standard.

    • @ksa5128
      @ksa5128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @DMO_Enterprises lmfao Dang Mom !

  • @Jordan_Sutton
    @Jordan_Sutton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Only OG demolitia know, that's the second baby dear on this channel!

  • @JayneCobbsBunk
    @JayneCobbsBunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    He said "safety squints"!
    AVE fans sound off.

    • @blakethefoxxo5162
      @blakethefoxxo5162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my God yes!!! Never in a million years would I have expected to find other gentlemen from the empire of dirt

    • @3erred-bloodedpatriot745
      @3erred-bloodedpatriot745 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skukem

    • @zwz.zdenek
      @zwz.zdenek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what? I've been safety-squinting my whole life. Just didn't know it had a name.

  • @MeAlone44
    @MeAlone44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1008

    "Don't you worry, Im a Veterinarian. I've been trained for this." - "Baby dear screams* lol That could be a tee shirt...

    • @harryprevost3710
      @harryprevost3710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brandon needs a haircut like Scott.....

    • @jobethk588
      @jobethk588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Poor scared baby. Had no idea they made such sounds. Glad it wasn't injured and the vet could help. After all, the Carriker TH-cam empire started with a fawn Mark rescued and Matt shared a video of it playing with family dog. Epic super hero origin stories!

    • @typicalpro398
      @typicalpro398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely 😂

    • @typicalpro398
      @typicalpro398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You sould totally get Able out to the ranch

    • @1bcordell
      @1bcordell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sir, you can't go in there. It's okay, I'm a limo driver.

  • @aammirr9272
    @aammirr9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’ve never heard the sound of baby dear before, good job Matt for saving her and let her go as soon as possible world needs more people like you.

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love how Abel just crashes through trees like a T-Rex in Jurassic Park.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why not Ace Ventura in Nature Calls? No one wants to play with me...Chitty Chitty Bang Bang & all that goodness. Can't forget that mad cackle...

    • @karlklein2966
      @karlklein2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH MAN! That's what he should have named it!! T-REX!!

    • @WilliamHollinger2019
      @WilliamHollinger2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You forget earls youngest brother enter the chat
      Trx: hello older brother.
      Earl: how did you got my number.
      Trx: It is me TRX Matt gave fiat detals so they can sell me to Matt. I wanted to tell Matt trade that raptor in for me.
      Earl: why.
      Trx: i eat raptors for snacks.

  • @aquariumaddict
    @aquariumaddict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "It's fun for about 5 seconds then it's over." She was talking about the 5 ton, right?

    • @cavedog6637
      @cavedog6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂👌🏼

    • @Interknetz
      @Interknetz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel like it was what we're thinking. Either way though she really doesn't like that truck!

    • @aarongodderidge2239
      @aarongodderidge2239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NOPE!! :)

    • @roberthanna5497
      @roberthanna5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Matt seemed happy with that answer

    • @brucemartin8519
      @brucemartin8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

  • @nakibsayyed4999
    @nakibsayyed4999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes! It's really humble that you named it after him as we all wanted.

  • @bradb69
    @bradb69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “5 seconds and then it’s over” was clearly a dig at Matt

  • @mauraswenson8892
    @mauraswenson8892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I loved that Mark's signature was right in the heart of Texas.

    • @lizbelinoski1232
      @lizbelinoski1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect! ❤

    • @DrummingKid101
      @DrummingKid101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deep in the hearttttt of texasssss 👏👏👏👏

    • @Nuggett1337
      @Nuggett1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope Demo made it. Cause 2🙃😁🤨😫🤔😂

    • @Nuggett1337
      @Nuggett1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matt/Mare: so intimidated just to say hi❤

    • @Whozae
      @Whozae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL! What now I know how dears sound like when they yell.

  • @magnumhandout2713
    @magnumhandout2713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “It’s fun for like 5 seconds... then it’s over” STILL SMASHED THO

    • @fdibenedetto69
      @fdibenedetto69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love the 5 ton. Will be my next vehicle.

    • @sethdunlap9868
      @sethdunlap9868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      story of my life..., just sayin' 😂

    • @WinterRavenMechanical
      @WinterRavenMechanical 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I laughed so hard when she said that. I was like,”wait are we still talking about the truck or something else!?”

    • @tylerf-j2580
      @tylerf-j2580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dunno if she was speaking to Matt or the 5 ton

  • @wardrakephoenix6102
    @wardrakephoenix6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mere: it is fun for 5 seconds...
    Demolitia: there is hope.

  • @chickenghastadventures8951
    @chickenghastadventures8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Matt: "Thoughts?"
    Mere without any hesitation: "Its still dumb."

    • @mariomorales8187
      @mariomorales8187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭 even with a/c??? The audacity!!!

    • @OutlawFarmersRC
      @OutlawFarmersRC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait until she puts a pink wrap on it!!!

  • @robertlewis2939
    @robertlewis2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Of ALL THE NOISES I EXPECTED, the noises that came out of the fawn were not it I don’t even know what I expected

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If mama was around Matt might have been making some interesting noises...

    • @jamesrccar2294
      @jamesrccar2294 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eizzle78 lol

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eizzle78 mama was hiding just out of sight saying, "mm hm now you know what I have to put up with..."-hoof z snap...

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mona Bale I can feel her pain as I’m being beaten by a ten month old

  • @herperodger
    @herperodger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    0:12 “what are you doing step-bro?”

  • @benmeister1234
    @benmeister1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You ever walk through the woods and see a random old car and wonder “how in the world did this get here” well this video really answered that for me

  • @tristanblake2204
    @tristanblake2204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Mere is clearly the most patient person ever.

  • @ocdsworld2
    @ocdsworld2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's so sad how his brother died and the fact he has his signature is heartbreaking

    • @TriggK4T
      @TriggK4T 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait what? ive been watching his videos for years and this is the first time ive ever heard of it

  • @paulcoon5399
    @paulcoon5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "It's fun for 5 seconds, then it's over." Mere

    • @jdi35
      @jdi35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Applies to so many things in life, it's not even funny.

  • @ktr5961
    @ktr5961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    New company idea
    Demolition Recovery
    "We will get it out...Just don't ask how"

  • @johnnyfeathers2567
    @johnnyfeathers2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s so cool how you Texas guys all know one another, I watch Doughnut and his family almost every day as well as Rob from lunkers..all of you guys are cool dudes with great wives and children..so glad to be able to follow along with your adventures..God Bless all!

  • @neru177
    @neru177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Matt one month ago: "I'm trying to save trees as much as possible"
    also Matt: "Now that tree is gone."

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "how dare you"..

    • @Gsamblod
      @Gsamblod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/nvdYll1euGU/w-d-xo.html
      "WHAT CAN HE SAY?!"

  • @jwswanson87
    @jwswanson87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That's nicer than any 5-Ton I ever drove. I have memories of getting stuck in soft mud pulling an M198 howitzer, or bottoming out the seats hitting bumps to get good lay times.
    That 5-Ton makes me want one now, never thought i'd say that.

  • @MrGrey-pq6hp
    @MrGrey-pq6hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES !! OUR COMMENTS ARE HEARD!! THANKS ABEL ! MAY GOD BLESS YOU! MATT THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AS WELL.

  • @USRS004
    @USRS004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Wife: “What are going to use a 5 Ton truck for?”
    Matt: “Stuff”
    Next on up on........

    • @garrettweyns6072
      @garrettweyns6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What stuff
      Man stuff

    • @unclesammy6716
      @unclesammy6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think I Broke my cheek bones from smiling at the beginning

    • @xxjacobi
      @xxjacobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kentuckyass

  • @pai1238
    @pai1238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This man is amazing, he is capable of saving a wild animal whith a lot of patience and care but also he can destroy a van using a military huge vehicle!!

  • @MustangSkar
    @MustangSkar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't lie about it, That was the biggest smile of my day seeing Matt free the fawn. Cute.

  • @matthewhelton1725
    @matthewhelton1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Abel pulling Goldie: Like a lion dragging an antelope across the Serengeti...

    • @dudefromsparta
      @dudefromsparta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought the exact same thing. Predator draggin its prey

  • @UghItsRogue2
    @UghItsRogue2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    When that fawn started crying I almost did too

    • @amyicykintinakofa5016
      @amyicykintinakofa5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know 😩

    • @georgecarrera18
      @georgecarrera18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True shit same here

    • @Zantides
      @Zantides 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Kyaw Lwin Naing Somtimes i hear kids yelling and screaming outside like someone's about to die, then i look outside and they're just standing there lmfao.

    • @hanool777
      @hanool777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@georgecarrera18 God loves you and may He guide you

    • @bagelmaster2498
      @bagelmaster2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dear literally can almost growl when in extreme distress I’ve heard it

  • @Falloutrip
    @Falloutrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Homeless man carjacks Texas family and takes them on a terrorizing joyride."

  • @Juicymusic1
    @Juicymusic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love when Matt talks to animals he always tells them he's a Veterinarian. 😂

    • @bjlewis5431
      @bjlewis5431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, it's so cute that he still thinks that helps..
      Most animals.. do NOT like going to the vet!

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Until he sees a venomous snake
      Then he Swiss cheeses it with the nearest gun he has

    • @Jackson-kl2zh
      @Jackson-kl2zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is watch vet ranch

    • @loganharper10
      @loganharper10 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A

    • @Juicymusic1
      @Juicymusic1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jackson-kl2zh yea...it's just funny that he tells the animals like they know what that means...

  • @iadc43
    @iadc43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Abel easily dragging Goldie around with purpose, much like a pissed off mom at Walmart taking a child outside for a attitude adjustment “chat” 😂😂

  • @ianconaway9435
    @ianconaway9435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    8:04- Me dragging my teddy bear behind me at the age of two.

  • @sfltrevor
    @sfltrevor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Prayers for Abel and everyone else in louisana during this storm

    • @victoriacaddy2221
      @victoriacaddy2221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are in central Louisiana and getting hit hard right now. Several trees down
      Update: lots of damage in the area mostly trees down we did ok 3 trees down in our yard. Lots of work to do

    • @The__Canuck.
      @The__Canuck. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah with 9 feet of water across large areas of land, idk if even abel would be safe.

    • @sfltrevor
      @sfltrevor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The__Canuck. id like to think abels out in his 5 ton helping people out

    • @sfltrevor
      @sfltrevor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@13_cmi well first off your about as ignorant as it comes if you think its just rainfall and 2nd off you gotta be a troll

    • @sfltrevor
      @sfltrevor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@13_cmi it was down graded before it hit yall. This storm wasnt a joke..

  • @Mike.C.
    @Mike.C. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    reminded me of the baby dear that started it all.
    someone from above saying hi.

    • @kerrypatton4975
      @kerrypatton4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike C A fascinating observation! Good catch.

    • @dontask8979
      @dontask8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was the 1st thing I thought about.

  • @EPFDWEFC19
    @EPFDWEFC19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I want to try to save trees for coverage around the range" and then plows over every tree in sight HAHA

  • @ironbull0997
    @ironbull0997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Words you don’t wanna hear from a woman: “it’s fun for 5 seconds then it’s over”

    • @thecryptochaser3945
      @thecryptochaser3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait? That's not good? Hahaha

    • @calebduke8948
      @calebduke8948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s like a record for me tho

    • @malrich7776
      @malrich7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao fun while it lasted

    • @Netlogic.
      @Netlogic. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      First one to the finish line wins, that's normally how it works, right?

    • @thomasb416
      @thomasb416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      we're here for a good time, not a long time

  • @TheSchrader80
    @TheSchrader80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Dude I dont know y but "Dont u worry, I'm a veterinarian" had me rolling for a few min.

  • @andrewjennings8488
    @andrewjennings8488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Old Matt: gets his buddies and chainsaws and spends a whole day clearing a path through his property.
    New Matt: Just tanks a 5-ton through the trees

  • @schonnj
    @schonnj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The most Demolition Ranch-ish episode of Off the Ranch.

    • @ig33ku
      @ig33ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mare rides Abel for the first time swears of Matt forever. Once you go 5 ton you dont go back.

    • @gavinprescott621
      @gavinprescott621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can the most veterinarian aka vet ranch episode

  • @Ellopez05
    @Ellopez05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    “That’s a tiny little hole you tried to fit through” 🤔

    • @hanool777
      @hanool777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      God loves you and may He guide you

    • @Ellopez05
      @Ellopez05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pauliooo thank you. I agree

    • @ぇお-n4q
      @ぇお-n4q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hanool777 LMAO

    • @OutlawCaliber13
      @OutlawCaliber13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least 80% of the dudes laughed at that. lol

    • @radix4801
      @radix4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It was fun for like 5 seconds."

  • @billjohnson2626
    @billjohnson2626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You should take Abel and earl to help with the hurricane by taking supply’s for them or rescuing.

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bill Johnson or just able as it is 10 ft high and thus able to just tank through

  • @Hydroronphone
    @Hydroronphone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    New shirt idea?
    "Ready, willing and "insert 5ton Able image here"

    • @mrskweaker2138
      @mrskweaker2138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ky11, he should rename Earl Cain

  • @deerizzle8034
    @deerizzle8034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bro, you gave me chills standing that close to the winch cable. That thing snaps, you're donesky

    • @Rocksolidbullys
      @Rocksolidbullys 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dear! 🤦‍♂️🤯

    • @TheTrimed1
      @TheTrimed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! He's like "18 tons" and I'm like "how fast would that accelerate a solid metal trailer ball?"

  • @Reddevil514
    @Reddevil514 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He actually called it Abel! That’s awesome what a genuine guy Matt is

  • @cpsencik04
    @cpsencik04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    What every guy dreads to hear... “I mean it was fun for like 5 seconds”

  • @farmden
    @farmden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Most people: pull a sled around with a 4 wheeler
    Matt: pulls a minivan with his 5 ton
    #notmostpeople

    • @erikaostlund5229
      @erikaostlund5229 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pulls a Minivan "Sideways" thru a forest with the 5 ton...

  • @HenkeEdge
    @HenkeEdge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:26 that word makes totally sense if you mix swedish and english. "Pinne" = stick. So in swenglish marks of trees should probably be Pinn-stripes. ;)

  • @matthewdibenedetto5880
    @matthewdibenedetto5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Big ups to Able. Nice to hear stories of kindness in these dark times.

  • @bdkj3e
    @bdkj3e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Totally expected to see Scott or his T-Rex stuck in the fence lol.

  • @frankwhite3148
    @frankwhite3148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The intro was freaking awesome... You my boy blue..... PLAYBOY THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

  • @pastorcalebgillespie
    @pastorcalebgillespie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Favorite part is Mere's utter loathing of Abel. Matt is determined to win her over :D

  • @dadvsdad1470
    @dadvsdad1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    When are you and Oberst gonna pull that beast!?!?! We know you can pull it further!!!!

    • @xvor_tex8577
      @xvor_tex8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Matt is obviously stronger than Oberst

    • @bargen0w
      @bargen0w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      after running it over, shooting the engine with an API from a .50 cal, oberst may struggle cuz the vehicle is typically running/in neutral cuz if its just deadlocked in place, its quite difficult even for obie to pull a vehicle. which he has mentioned in his interview with granger smith.

    • @dadvsdad1470
      @dadvsdad1470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bargen0w im talking about the 5 ton....lol

    • @boskone
      @boskone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, now that you've mentioned it, I just want to see Oberst in the 5-ton. I'm curious if he'd make it look normal-sized.
      Kinda like when he was shooting the .50 off-hand, and made it look like an AR.

  • @mayankpawani7307
    @mayankpawani7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Matt showed the TH-camr’s apartment, a voice in my head said ‘I was there when he hung that wooden map’. It’s been a long long time I am enjoying this channel & learning from Matt!

  • @eskil18
    @eskil18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Matt in 6 months: "I was not completely honest with you guys... HERE IS THE HUMWEE"

    • @MX304
      @MX304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's probably getting it rebuilt / upgraded at the shop he bought the 5 ton from.

    • @eskil18
      @eskil18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MX304 kind of what I'm thinking, like duramax swap, lift, bigger wheels etc.

    • @peacetoyou5
      @peacetoyou5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really hope so

    • @obviousgreyman
      @obviousgreyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It feels like he’s just getting it customized. He has said before he’ll never get rid of it and he’s always loved that thing.

  • @ethanstoker1687
    @ethanstoker1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Matt when building the demo hq: “I’m only going to cut down the trees that I need too”
    Matt now: “send a gold minivan to tear up every tree on his property

    • @princecuddle
      @princecuddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah more like Matt before 5 ton he gunna cut every tree then matt after 5 ton im gunna pull every tree out of this property.

    • @ethanstoker1687
      @ethanstoker1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prince haha true that

  • @derekgriffith6600
    @derekgriffith6600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey Matt, your Texas is missing one big signature: "Gun Jesus" Ian from Forgotten Weapons. Have him over and have some fun!

    • @RG-st7ms
      @RG-st7ms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hickock 45?????

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derek Griffith he is on there i would think

    • @floridacooking7018
      @floridacooking7018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R G is he not on there he needs to be

  • @abelleal4395
    @abelleal4395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Matt: “ We are naming the 5 Ton Abel”, Me who has been watching for years and is named Abel “ 👁 👄 👁 “

    • @verytinymonkey9234
      @verytinymonkey9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am unAbel to fathom that!

    • @912-pizza4
      @912-pizza4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@verytinymonkey9234 lol

    • @itsyaboicalebroot7495
      @itsyaboicalebroot7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i need to see a birth certificate i don’t believe your name is abel

    • @brandonr.4654
      @brandonr.4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

    • @mumbi2358
      @mumbi2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im also Abel and i was 👁👄👁

  • @Cgkent10
    @Cgkent10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The opening with the fawn was one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever seen

  • @akibru2535
    @akibru2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he owns thousands of guns and yet he never hurt a fly

  • @codyology
    @codyology 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Mark's name right in the center. The way it should be

  • @trickyricky12147
    @trickyricky12147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "It's only fun for 5 seconds.. and then ITS OVER." I died there!😂

    • @flathead8534
      @flathead8534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Classic “that’s what she said” lmao

    • @XqeDiosxqe
      @XqeDiosxqe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was merely still talking. About Abel ???

  • @scotthallinan4609
    @scotthallinan4609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Abel! PERFECT name for the truck!

  • @vluxyscarbonitedreams7937
    @vluxyscarbonitedreams7937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    what is Lincoln going to think when he finds out that Matt did real life monster truck stuff without him?

  • @davidhealy2059
    @davidhealy2059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    why didn't you use earl for that job,,, Mat" cause earl wasn't ABLE !!!!!!!"

  • @codemy666
    @codemy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Biggest truck in the world?
    *distant russian laughing*

    • @Cayden_pb04
      @Cayden_pb04 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whisking diesel laughing well height wise

    • @codemy666
      @codemy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cayden_pb04 That ain't it chief

  • @Zorkz
    @Zorkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Matt: *doesn't want to cut down trees so that semis can get to the Demolition Ranch HQ*
    also matt:

    • @josevilla7442
      @josevilla7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zorkz lol

    • @MeerSalz
      @MeerSalz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @blackguitarmaker1925
      @blackguitarmaker1925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt: it’s not cutting them down if they come out in “accident”
      🤣

    • @xximbetterxx2336
      @xximbetterxx2336 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He letting the hurricane cut them down for him

  • @unis4351
    @unis4351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    She just hit you with the "it's fun for 5 seconds then it's over"

    • @nickh7040
      @nickh7040 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like in bed LOL

    • @praetorxian
      @praetorxian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nickh7040 *slow clap* You got the obvious joke...

    • @eizzle78
      @eizzle78 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ArmchairWarrior maybe?

  • @erichuff2538
    @erichuff2538 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Way to go man saving life no matter the circumstances 💪... God bless you and your family.

  • @pyrochevy
    @pyrochevy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Minivan: I DON'T WANT TO GO THIS WAY!
    5 ton: you'll get over it...oh look a 🌳 😆

  • @JimmyCasket02
    @JimmyCasket02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    How long before we see a “ DO IT FOR DALE” on that Texas plaque?

    • @Dizz18
      @Dizz18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Let'r eat, bog deep, bruther Cleet

    • @dakotarhodes2902
      @dakotarhodes2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      raise hell praise Dale

    • @dylanzrim1011
      @dylanzrim1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably once he competes in burnout masters or wheelman. Or even gets a spot in the 500

  • @rossbuissink2016
    @rossbuissink2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Throw a ball of some kind down the slop and we can grasp the severity of the incline by the change in speed of the ball.

  • @DannySchneible
    @DannySchneible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have a feeling that the camera won't be rolling for the kind "MEMORY-MAKING" that Matt has in mind. ;) 16:22

  • @joshuaroeglin6882
    @joshuaroeglin6882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I totally agree with Mere. As soon as you said you were getting rid of the Humvee I thought about all the memories you and Lincoln had in the Humvee. I mean it's the fricken #BraveHumvee because of him

  • @jackielukas6979
    @jackielukas6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Again for some reason I find this very entertaining. Who knew? Also, love, love the final closing scene with those absolute joyful laughs. The boys with their toys. ❤️

  • @lupesanchez7056
    @lupesanchez7056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    For a moment when you were steering goldie I thought you shattered Abel's windshield lol

  • @davidc3040
    @davidc3040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "It's fun for 5 seconds then its over." -Mere Carriker

    • @roblindsey3751
      @roblindsey3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The quote is so much better with her name on it. It should be a new shirt just like that.

    • @lucasmiranda660
      @lucasmiranda660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what she said!
      Literally.

    • @jonathanmerva5362
      @jonathanmerva5362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucas Miranda dang beat me too it

  • @ronswoodturningshopandstuf5759
    @ronswoodturningshopandstuf5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My wife cried with happy tears!!! Loved it

  • @UKGuns
    @UKGuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "It's fun for like 5 seconds, then it's over" we talking about the 5 ton here.... or Mat? 😂

  • @BigSam63
    @BigSam63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "It's fun to ride for like 5 seconds...and then it's over." Not the first time Mere has said that to Matt 🤣🤣🤣

  • @randomargument972
    @randomargument972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:24 "You know, i'm something of a veterinarian myself."

  • @benbaker321
    @benbaker321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:48 "its fun for like 5 seconds then its over" RIP Matt

    • @Ricochet845
      @Ricochet845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he should've put in a second or two of the funeral dancing nigerian(I think) group LOL

  • @embernet0907
    @embernet0907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    This is why we can’t have nice things like gold cars

    • @crazycoinbox6078
      @crazycoinbox6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Trump is pissed about Goldie!

    • @j0shn05
      @j0shn05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crazy Coinbox indeed

  • @jesseroberts2222
    @jesseroberts2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the 5 ton no matter what mere says. It’s “BEUTFUL”

  • @seb.c._3278
    @seb.c._3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Goldie really was having their last moments on this earth 😔

  • @mrmuffins9498
    @mrmuffins9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The fact that he's sponsoring an auto insurance company when he's running over a van with a 5 ton. Questionable.

    • @majoroldladyakamom6948
      @majoroldladyakamom6948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You caught that, too? Lol.

    • @ironwolfgaming9632
      @ironwolfgaming9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually I used to work for an insurance company - it likely would be covered - I have seen more stupid things.

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Sponsored by. He's not sponsoring them.

    • @drcoach92
      @drcoach92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes not sponsored by any insurance company, hes being sponsored by a broker that compares prices of different insurances for you. They themself do not supply any insurance.

  • @walksoverland6597
    @walksoverland6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for helping Bambi out!

  • @Flying0Dismount
    @Flying0Dismount 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Five seconds and it's over" ... Was she talking about the truck or something else?

  • @charlie8588
    @charlie8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best opening ever ! ya just cant make that up ..."Don't worry Im a veterinarian" lol

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So mote it be.

    • @wademock9008
      @wademock9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see you are a mason. What lodge are you out of

    • @charlie8588
      @charlie8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wademock9008 AF&AM York lodge #12 Bristol Va. and Proud of it of course. Currently stationed in Great Falls Mt Tho . Cheers y'all

    • @wademock9008
      @wademock9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dad is a mason I will join when I turn 18. Safe journey.

  • @sniperxkillar5364
    @sniperxkillar5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That intro reminded me of the story of how Mark saved a fawn, R.I.P Mark you will be remembered🦌

  • @damonh5551
    @damonh5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I'm surprised that life insurance company sponsored you especially after you were running at a moving van

    • @shaggy_e210
      @shaggy_e210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All the more reason to have it

    • @smallfishbigdreams1929
      @smallfishbigdreams1929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They haven’t see that vid yet that’s why lmao. 😂😂😂

    • @aoshi1992
      @aoshi1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mare made he take one after that video haha

  • @murderedjku
    @murderedjku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    could you imagine being Matt's neighbor, not knowing the stuff that he does.. one day you're walking through the woods and you see a massive black truck pulling a golden mini van through the woods.

    • @Ricochet845
      @Ricochet845 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #ThingsThatMakeYouGoHHHHmmmmmmmm

    • @MadMax-yq9ix
      @MadMax-yq9ix 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you be walking on matt's property? He has a primitive fence.

    • @Dupog
      @Dupog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadMax-yq9ix how do u know that lol

    • @person13227
      @person13227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot to mention riddle with bullet holes

    • @murderedjku
      @murderedjku 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MadMax-yq9ix I said his neighbor..

  • @MrBTK23
    @MrBTK23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intro was so wholesome ☺️☺️☺️

  • @joeyisamazing1091
    @joeyisamazing1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    New shirt idea “it was fun for 5 seconds... then it was over”

  • @theol80chefordodge71
    @theol80chefordodge71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You should be whistlins personal “pull out monster max when he breaks” guy

    • @Rdinh
      @Rdinh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Squadster for life can’t wait for monstermax vs 5 ton

    • @phillsmith3809
      @phillsmith3809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whistlin does what he does but with Matt’s toys🇦🇺 💥 pew pew

    • @Roguex9x
      @Roguex9x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matt wouldn't be able to do his own channels

  • @brentmiller3951
    @brentmiller3951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are a good man I watch this with my 3 yr old and in a few years we will watch demo ranch together

  • @McBlah1976
    @McBlah1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Like we've destroyed some cars at Demolition Ranch before..."
    *flashback to the runaway chrysler*

    • @isaiahyo7122
      @isaiahyo7122 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No joke I read that the exact same time mat said that