Geoduck Clam, Part I

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  • @keepinupwithkingleo
    @keepinupwithkingleo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I promise you I sat here and watched this for absolutely no reason

  • @JustTony72
    @JustTony72 12 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I know ppl would have said this many times b4. but theres just something about removing the skin that still makes me shiver

  • @Amirith
    @Amirith 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "It will come off very easy." Then he struggles with it XD

    • @maricarbaybayan8472
      @maricarbaybayan8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HQHAHAHAHAHAH
      don't be too harsh on my baby loves 🤣🤣

  • @PBobs-Lvall
    @PBobs-Lvall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    😂🤣🤣🤣😭hollering!!! I love how the chef didn’t bother calling it by it’s given name (geoduck).
    We all know what it looks like. He doesn’t bother beating around the bush💯🤭😂.
    -2022-
    ✨Let it be the year of prosper. F O R E v E R Y O N E✨✨™©

  • @geoffsaunderson3601
    @geoffsaunderson3601 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    04,12 am UK time, im 7mins in and just thought to my self WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING!

    • @El.mosquito.
      @El.mosquito. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had it after 5 mins :D

    • @lthompson5948
      @lthompson5948 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I saw the long part in like 2 mins in like wtf am I watching

    • @sariosp
      @sariosp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's time to look at the big Penius of the sea xD

    • @JustJacob
      @JustJacob 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      geoff saunderson lol it hit me at 4:48

    • @mr.g1of6
      @mr.g1of6 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      it hit me at 4:48..lol

  • @dorothydanridge
    @dorothydanridge 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice music. I like your kitchen. So clean yet it looks like it's in a historic home. Oh yeah I like the geoduck instruction also.

  • @raylow9878
    @raylow9878 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    your kitchen makes me very relaxed

  • @krystalharris1259
    @krystalharris1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    How do men even have the courage to cook IT!?!

  • @sailored77
    @sailored77 13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hey Subzero824 , Thanks for the lesson. I've see Geoduck in Asian stores but never knew how to prepare it . Now I will be comfortable buying and preparing it. Cheers.

  • @joeygay7115
    @joeygay7115 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    with the music kinda seems like dinner at dr lektors house

  • @waniacamps4783
    @waniacamps4783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You have a Beautiful Voice!
    I would never eat it by the way!

  • @user-tq8ny5mi5d
    @user-tq8ny5mi5d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    У повара красивые руки.

  • @BL3SSed-Bliss
    @BL3SSed-Bliss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is a GREAT cutting board with the catch well rim! I've got to get one of those.

  • @josepheschman2466
    @josepheschman2466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Who was the first person to pull one of those out of the shell and say, "That looks delicious! I think I'll eat it!" ??

  • @shuixian1304
    @shuixian1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks so manly neat n clean and ur voice is so cool whole time I was just looking at his fingers 🥰🥰🥰

  • @missfatalefemme
    @missfatalefemme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    6:16 every man who ever watched this, cringed. I don't know why I'm watching this, I'll never be able to see one of these in person, much less be able to try it.

  • @thalesribeiro2372
    @thalesribeiro2372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You have a nice relaxing voice!!

  • @IAW_OPSEC
    @IAW_OPSEC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:30 "whew it's a little warm" lmao

  • @kaelanbabon414
    @kaelanbabon414 9 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "Like a foreskin" WUT AM I WATCHING

    • @christinas.5240
      @christinas.5240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣 I'm over here thinking the same thing 😳

    • @TayTatum
      @TayTatum 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ikr

    • @jessejudice
      @jessejudice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His own or someone else's... either way, I guess we know more of him than we should?

    • @polo-kf6yh
      @polo-kf6yh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An elephant penis

    • @serapkaratas2149
      @serapkaratas2149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@polo-kf6yh no no no no no no no , its a dick that a boy piss .

  • @gonejja
    @gonejja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that knife os great and it looks/sounds super sharp. you got some serious skill with it as well!

  • @AtlantaPrepper
    @AtlantaPrepper 14 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you so much for sharing this. Now to part II.

    • @Nahro
      @Nahro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what a sad comment

    • @AtlantaPrepper
      @AtlantaPrepper 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nahro ???

  • @rizzt007
    @rizzt007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The music is soothing, and I kinda like your voice.... the only weird thing is the thing on the table.... o.O

  • @extremephillyfishing
    @extremephillyfishing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    1:48 -- It came.

  • @cvolaires90
    @cvolaires90 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    How the hell do you know how good my knife skills are...

  • @maryaniardiwijaya6634
    @maryaniardiwijaya6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job chef fery nice i like wait for another thans from indonesia

  • @Smokeys911
    @Smokeys911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My legs were crossed throughout the whole video.

  • @NFDave1992
    @NFDave1992 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I couldn't stop laughting while watching this, not because of the way you cook it, but because of the way the clam Looks Like (Dirty mind too much?).
    anyways, great vid :D

    • @nicholaskiltedwarrior4124
      @nicholaskiltedwarrior4124 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know right lol this looks too much well...like that lol first time I ever saw what these things looked like from the inside, that was my first thought an personally couldn't stop laughing! My wife couldn't stop laughing, it's our dirty minds of course

  • @gordonfreeman6804
    @gordonfreeman6804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TH-cam can't live without gay humor.

  • @jasonwoodward6763
    @jasonwoodward6763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude thanks for helping me go to sleep..1 min in to your video

  • @speed-of-soundsonic6258
    @speed-of-soundsonic6258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'm so sad, what am I doing with my spare time? I'm sorry mom.

    • @starfire7957
      @starfire7957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahahah

    • @date_vape
      @date_vape 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Speed-of-sound Sonic go outside and catch some geoduck

    • @starfire7957
      @starfire7957 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes I...I think I will 😂😂

    • @speed-of-soundsonic6258
      @speed-of-soundsonic6258 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +cholrus69 I'd rather clear my history...

    • @date_vape
      @date_vape 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speed-of-sound Sonic Theyre a delicacy man. and now you know how to cook em lol

  • @rehammosalam5316
    @rehammosalam5316 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    انت شخص نظيف ومنظم جدا 😘😘

  • @chrisika8874
    @chrisika8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’ve seen one lying around my house and I’m not impressed.

  • @kiaramonica2840
    @kiaramonica2840 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I died when he took the skin off 😱

  • @peterpiperdiedharper
    @peterpiperdiedharper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Your knife skills are not good"... I will have you know that I am a 5 star ninja named Satoshi Hatoshi Hatori Hanada. You would be wise to fear me.

  • @THESHOMROM
    @THESHOMROM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    You contaminated your ice tray, freezer, drawer handles and who knows what else with that clam.

    • @melisayork8274
      @melisayork8274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally what I said in my head...

    • @claratay9216
      @claratay9216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the same thing 😭😭😭

    • @phobes
      @phobes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Precisely what I was thinking the entire time. WASH YOUR HANDS DUDE

    • @M5TABBYCAT
      @M5TABBYCAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its seafood and a clam. Not bloody virus or infection.
      He's already washed and cooked it and soaked in cold water. How much cleaner do you want it.

  • @coppersulphateradio361
    @coppersulphateradio361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bg music is pavane for a dead princess by Maurice Ravel for anyone wondering, the one in the description is wrong

  • @maryaniardiwijaya6634
    @maryaniardiwijaya6634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job chef very nice whit englis so iam in indonesia understand tq

  • @spencervinje
    @spencervinje 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RIP innocent geo duck

  • @francessalvador260
    @francessalvador260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I watch videos about geoduck sashimis but u really clean it as in “clean”. They dont take off the black thing at the end they just serve it like that oOoHH

  • @Butchsiek
    @Butchsiek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    whats with the sappy music, reminds me of a funeral.

  • @asaiahbrown157
    @asaiahbrown157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I wonder what god was thinking when he made this 😂

    • @jocastasouto2392
      @jocastasouto2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course, He think about the hungry persons , they will eat that hahahah

    • @Pip8448
      @Pip8448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reusing premade assets. You see it in video games and cartoons all the time.

    • @bathombre9739
      @bathombre9739 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he was running out of ideas towards the end

  • @jankirschke7425
    @jankirschke7425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Did he put an empty ice cube tray back in the freezer? That's grounds for punishment at our house.

  • @wood2hoz4
    @wood2hoz4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How doing you know my knife skills?

  • @erhanaydin4512
    @erhanaydin4512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    03:50 - Removing the condom :D

  • @Akoalawithshades
    @Akoalawithshades 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let's face it we're calling it that in our head

  • @hotsauce0606
    @hotsauce0606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That geoduck is packing

  • @KatrinaFries
    @KatrinaFries 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You say you know my knife skills aren't that great? You don't know me.

    • @polo-kf6yh
      @polo-kf6yh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judging by your mug...I'd say your shit..alright

  • @DarnellHendeason-dk3uw
    @DarnellHendeason-dk3uw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    A real Asian would have cooked every part of that clam.

    • @phuang3
      @phuang3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly. The internal organs are the best part.

  • @user-ds5yn7xg4s
    @user-ds5yn7xg4s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Хороший самотык бабе на 8 марта.

  • @demonofrazgriz333
    @demonofrazgriz333 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    no, it's a funnel. all marine mollusks have one. they use it to breath/eat and some mollusks like cephalopods use them to swim.

  • @pilegroza6575
    @pilegroza6575 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:50 man this is fucking hilarious LMAO

  • @Pllm30
    @Pllm30 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    wonderful background music I can fall asleep to.

    • @ftumschk
      @ftumschk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pllm30 The music playing in the first minute is Ravel's "Pavane for a dead princess". Perhaps that should be "dead clam" from now on.

  • @docsolammen
    @docsolammen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Lungs" he says. Clearly, the presenter's knife skills exceed his understanding of marine biology.

    • @docsolammen
      @docsolammen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In addition to subscribing to the fantastical belief that geoducks respire via lungs, the presenter seems utterly convinced (at 4:27) that immersion in ice water is a means by which to warm something. Apparently both the biological and the physical sciences exceed this lad's purview. Alas …

    • @amineaiffa6400
      @amineaiffa6400 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doc Solammen lol

    • @AnastasiaBeaverhousn
      @AnastasiaBeaverhousn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doc Solammen he said makes it more crunchy not warm lol

    • @darkracer1252
      @darkracer1252 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@docsolammen he says make them more.. then pauses trying to find the right word. and then says crunchy

  • @marinagomes6141
    @marinagomes6141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gente imagina esse cozinheiro fazendo esse prato, e a consciência dele dizem cuidado vc tem um que parece igualzinho kkkkk tadindo

  • @courtneyoneal695
    @courtneyoneal695 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This was so disturbing to watch...

  • @Queenonkingdomlevels
    @Queenonkingdomlevels 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video just changed my life. Lol that looks like a giant P.... and he cut the sack off. My mouth just hit the floor when I saw this video but I couldn't stop watching.

  • @ravenfan1606
    @ravenfan1606 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is a gay mans favorite meal!!

    • @ramptramp8006
      @ramptramp8006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If this immediately makes you think of a penis though, perhaps you have some feelings you need to address. I have never eaten this so don't know if I like it or not. I like alot of sea food though, so probably would. It doesn't make me think of penises though, unlike you.

    • @ravenfan1606
      @ravenfan1606 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** lmao I'm just fucking with you, but to me it looks like a damn dick. And I'm with you, I eat a lot of seafood also and to be honest I think I'll give this a try!! first time for everything.

    • @ramptramp8006
      @ramptramp8006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ravenfan1606 Great, I'm glad you saw the funny side. I hope your future carries many wonderful seafood experiences.

    • @tuffgongrastafari6825
      @tuffgongrastafari6825 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mans??? do u mean men???? lol oh boy!!!

    • @wyattshelton4283
      @wyattshelton4283 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      PEPÉ AGUIRRE He means man, nice try being a grammar nazi though

  • @abiel2754
    @abiel2754 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would never want to eat something that this guy prepares O_o

  • @aviewisaview
    @aviewisaview 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yummy...love this video.

  • @memeinferno9987
    @memeinferno9987 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Died of laughter

  • @francescocardia
    @francescocardia 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:38 : does he really say that clams have lungs? to breath underwater?

    • @clamshell6863
      @clamshell6863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That organ is it's stomach. Some people use it for stock and if you clean it and cut it in small pieces, it makes a good stir fry recipe and a creamy base for chowder.

  • @melissajohnson6181
    @melissajohnson6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seams easier to clean one of these than a razor clam.

  • @chryssanthemum
    @chryssanthemum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ahh that was a pretty nice 8 minutes of my youtube watch 🤗

  • @luckthegambino5809
    @luckthegambino5809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    U call that shrinkage?? :(

  • @awesomeshaina1914
    @awesomeshaina1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shows up in my recommended 10 years later

  • @abhing1
    @abhing1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just catched one geoduck today and I think I only got the neck or head haha… I can’t find the body coz the water is rushing back in. I didn’t mean to catch it but I found one and decided to go ahead and get it haha

  • @nickwhy9233
    @nickwhy9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    clams got a belter

  • @clamshell6863
    @clamshell6863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The stomach part can be cleaned out to be used for a chowder base or a fish stock.

  • @ValentinesEve1996
    @ValentinesEve1996 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can’t believe this video is 10 years old.

  • @TheMik088
    @TheMik088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet the first person to put that in their mouth wasn't thinking about food...

  • @Fiercehart
    @Fiercehart 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is very interesting to watch... but very awkward as well lol.

  • @Theiris92
    @Theiris92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that is the rankest thing i've ever seen, pure wanna chunder. geoducks are like aliens of this earth in fact i don't think the come from earth, i love weird and gross things but that has traumatised me lol
    all my love to the world!

  • @guthrielindquist1
    @guthrielindquist1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Serious question, who eats these?

  • @user-cf2un3rx8l
    @user-cf2un3rx8l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ماشاء الله تبارك الله عليك 👍🏻👍🏻🔔🤝👉👌🏻🌺💗🌺

  • @viggycat8592
    @viggycat8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    why does he want it "crunchier"?

  • @ravensrevenge86
    @ravensrevenge86 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Cooking with Lorena Bobbitt" Lol

  • @twrocks1
    @twrocks1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Like a foreskin (chuckle)"

  • @nodrexelthompson8666
    @nodrexelthompson8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice video

  • @TayTatum
    @TayTatum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how he cuff his hand around it to slide the skin off like a rubber @ 4:08 lol

  • @dirtyblond2332
    @dirtyblond2332 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Usually ome gets "shrinkage" from cold water....

  • @korbsam
    @korbsam 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHAT IF MY KNIFE SKILL IS G8 M9??

  • @dt9094
    @dt9094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What did u call it?

  • @christinad4432
    @christinad4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have to remove the shell as quietly as possible? 🤫 why?

  • @kimchifome
    @kimchifome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Nice..."Like foreskin"He says....That just killed any interests in this clam as far as a food item.

  • @kahtsin
    @kahtsin 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    damn. this whole thing looks like smtg. and that "organ" he threw away at 2:35 looks like..omg. XD
    his camera rocks wei. every single sound is heard clearly.
    btw i like his watch =O

  • @rayanasousa468
    @rayanasousa468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alguma brasileira vendo ele preparar bife de rolada😂😂😂😂😂

  • @any12u
    @any12u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Subzero, that is not dirt @ 5:11 that's just the color of the clam. It's not a penis either, it's called a neck. This clam is basically what New Englanders call a "Steamer". It is much larger that the kind you find on the East Coast. Just thought I'd share, enjoy!

  • @vickgardner3515
    @vickgardner3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, I'm still wincing.

  • @cynthiagonzalez658
    @cynthiagonzalez658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dam, he circumcised the entire thing!!!

  • @riochio380
    @riochio380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow...I like..👍

  • @yuukiasuna1383
    @yuukiasuna1383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:35 : now this is the bawls... XDD

  • @daniellewilliams3565
    @daniellewilliams3565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the best way to open geoduck is pouring hot boiled water over it instead of cutting it

  • @marygould7934
    @marygould7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol, he said shrinkage!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trippNfallN2
    @trippNfallN2 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Think I'd like you to demonstrate in person ;)

  • @RdClZn
    @RdClZn 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bivalvia have very primitive nervous system, and their sensory organs are even more primitive. They probably won't even feel they're being sliced... They could, possibly, sense the change in water's temperature, but since there's no nervous stimuli observed in the process, it seems these creatures don't have the ability to feel pain at all. Most of then are ok even for vegan consumption.

    • @LilyUnicorn
      @LilyUnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .......no. vegans dont even eat honey

  • @marygotshall3452
    @marygotshall3452 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t you check organs for pearls?

  • @TheJLJuke
    @TheJLJuke 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Some times I wish I had a shell over my sack...built in jock strap

  • @ramptramp8006
    @ramptramp8006 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    you know nothing about my knife skill, actually.

    • @OboroNinjaLeader
      @OboroNinjaLeader 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah fuck that guy. Who the fuck does he think he is assuming my Knife Skills suck? I don't appreciate that shit. He is full of himself

    • @pammi2725
      @pammi2725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolol

  • @user-th5de7lg6h
    @user-th5de7lg6h 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    이름이 그거였구나 생긴대로네 워싱톤살때먹어봤는데 test very good i like it

  • @kevino3866
    @kevino3866 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It shrinks in hot water while I shrink in cold lol