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  • The third video in the series of the stuff Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan says.
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  • @32446
    @32446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “Nobody takes me to the cleaners and to bed in the same day”. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddpower5425
    @eddpower5425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Why don't you take something for your nerves dear. And don't call me before 9am again" 😂😂😂.

  • @SaxonC
    @SaxonC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “How dare you barge into my house! I shall dismiss the butler who let you in!” Only Joan can pull off that line! lol ❤️

  • @peretzo
    @peretzo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hilarious! thanks for compiling this! Joan was so Iconic on that show. Her beauty and outrageous looks were often the center of attention but people usually overlooked her abilities as an actress. No one could have pulled this off like Joan did!

    • @gazepskotzs4
      @gazepskotzs4 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ❤😂❤😢❤😮❤😅❤😊❤

  • @jameswilson1360
    @jameswilson1360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "George, these are Cornish Game Hen...…..I ordered Quail"...…..!!!! I ONLY PRAY...….that at sometime in my sad life..…...I can Utter these words...……..

    • @pajass2002
      @pajass2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And I hope I can say someday "i should dismiss the butler that let you in"

    • @Miumiu0404
      @Miumiu0404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As Alexis said, "I don't prepare meals. I order them".

  • @morganolfursson2560
    @morganolfursson2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    And one of my favorite line to this day is, to quote Alexis " The best things in life are free, is a misguided phrase designed to placate those who aren't rich" .

    • @TASconfidential
      @TASconfidential 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And it’s nothing BUT the truth.

    • @morganolfursson2560
      @morganolfursson2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TASconfidential Indeed .

    • @rv1735
      @rv1735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn’t agree more 😎

    • @pierpaoloparisi2049
      @pierpaoloparisi2049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Michael Corleone in The Godfather II:
      "This contempt for money is just a trick of the rich to keep the poor without it".

    • @freshstart4423
      @freshstart4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Catholics occult promotes poverty as a virtue while the Vatican hoards money. All denominations are imitating the Catholics to stay in power because they are not real Christians.
      1JOHN 2:18-20

  • @chateaupig826
    @chateaupig826 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You forget , then you remember how many years Dynasty ran . It was HUGE . Aaron Spelling was a mastermind and spared No Expense when it came to Joan's wardrobe .
    She was SUCH a clotheshorse , so camp , so OTT . Love it ❤
    This was so before reality TV

  • @algblessed1975
    @algblessed1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    The best night time soap ever

    • @andrewinla
      @andrewinla  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      did someone post this somewhere? I am getting a ton of hits on and comments today and yesterday. Just curious?

  • @QueenAlexis556
    @QueenAlexis556 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I loved that Alexis kept an 8×10 framed photo of herself on her desk😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jonathancineus6424
    @jonathancineus6424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    What a woman. Grandiose characters like this don’t exist anymore on television. They don’t make them this great. To Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowen. 💋

    • @phoenixnyc
      @phoenixnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alexis *Morrell* Carrington Colby Dexter Rowen. :D

    • @jacqueiepeter1
      @jacqueiepeter1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Classic beauty Alexais

  • @shaunlowekey4525
    @shaunlowekey4525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    And please don’t call me before 9 am again, loving it, lol

  • @Laurengreenkat
    @Laurengreenkat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Time serves you or you serve time. What a great quote. Love Joan Collins. Saw her one woman stage show a few years back. She was fantastic. She told stories of her life and career and really interacted with the audience. A true performer. Plus a great inspiration for those of us who are no longer young to still make an effort to look good.😘

  • @sassysasser9314
    @sassysasser9314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Please do not call my house again before 9pm"....love Alexis

  • @ArtyBeckie
    @ArtyBeckie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    How dare you barge into my house, I shall dismiss the butler who let you in.

    • @Reneebenson
      @Reneebenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think the best one was oooh horray host up the flags you finally told the truth 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LondonsLanding
      @LondonsLanding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beckie Jane Brown even tho she barged in Blake & krystle’s house unannounced all the time

  • @tonymcneil978
    @tonymcneil978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Love it. So glad to have grown up during the days when this was on TV....

    • @ZadenZane
      @ZadenZane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It always seemed to be on in other people's houses when we dropped round, or I caught the last half of an episode. I grew up in a Dallas watching house. I never got to see Dynasty all the way through till they repeated the whole lot a few years ago. Wow!

  • @renegaderunner332
    @renegaderunner332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Alexis wore some killer clothes!

    • @philfaulisi4864
      @philfaulisi4864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That she did and she was always dripping in the most incredible jewels!

    • @errolpletcher9186
      @errolpletcher9186 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only her wigs were better. Like from season 4 on...yikes.

  • @morganolfursson2560
    @morganolfursson2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Hotels have always bored me , except maybe the Du Cap in Antibes . This line always made me laugh as a kid and allowed my family to make a pretty penny , since we used to run the Cap-Eden-Roc . We had the pleasure of accommodating Mrs Joan Collins on several occasions and she was just like Alexis. And, by that, i mean a strong woman with a lot of personality and a great sense of style and humour .
    She was quite impressed by our hotel pool, the only one in the world in these days to have been carved out of solid rock using dynamite . That made her laugh a lot.

    • @bojack40
      @bojack40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Morgan Olfursson what I always like about Joan, is that she always seemed honest, and has a sense of humour

    • @morganolfursson2560
      @morganolfursson2560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bojack40 You are absolutely right , I believe this has to do with her being a very bright and smart person .
      Dishonesty and lack of humour usually come from stupid or quite uneducated people . Something Joan is most certainly not.

    • @Reneebenson
      @Reneebenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Morgan Olfursson oooh horray, host the flagals u finally told the truth😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SmudgeThomas
      @SmudgeThomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gosh what a lovely childhood with such an Icon!

    • @orionxtc1119
      @orionxtc1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@morganolfursson2560 She is a typical Gemini

  • @vincenthannah7209
    @vincenthannah7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The pink ensemble at 3:43 LEGENDARY!

  • @salvatorefloridia1178
    @salvatorefloridia1178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you with all my heart. I was a child but I admired that series and Mrs. Collins' skill. And I dreamed of the USA. A hug from Italy

  • @dannycarrington1601
    @dannycarrington1601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The "white roses" scene ended too soon, after saying "how extravagant" Alexis goes on to ask "am I paying you too much?"

  • @bojack40
    @bojack40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    George, these are Cornish game hen, I ordered Quail. Lol!

  • @carlchristoff9489
    @carlchristoff9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dynasty had the best writing of all time, ALL of which given to Alexis

  • @pjesf
    @pjesf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "The only thing crumbling now is your dignity" 😂

    • @ICONICPARIS
      @ICONICPARIS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona
    @mariahwhitneycelinejanetmadona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    That speech at the bottom of the stairs after she walked away from an irate Blake is legendary

  • @charlottecorday5501
    @charlottecorday5501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alexis: my favorite character ! And about wonderful Joan Collins: who said an actress can’t find a job after 40 ???? She was in her late forties when she started with the show

    • @NicoleM2108
      @NicoleM2108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @SFbayKID I agree. You do not get that wise, worn, and tough in your 20's. You have to be seasoned to gain that "attitude". If one is this way in their 20's they are not convincing. It is a shame TV does not reflect that properly.

  • @Labbish1
    @Labbish1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One and only, Alexis Carrington! I love her

  • @nachobuttmug8970
    @nachobuttmug8970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    “You wouldn’t even care if Blake killed Freckles the Clown.”
    “But he didn’t”
    “No, he didn’t, cuz you’re still alive.”
    *Look on her face says, “damn, I set myself up for that”*

  • @johnnyborealis
    @johnnyborealis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this so beyond my level of camp abilities, i'm in awe

  • @dsurrey-6559
    @dsurrey-6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    She’s absolutely brilliant.

  • @chrismitsos6817
    @chrismitsos6817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    She is fabulous

  • @keneshajamdownqueen2712
    @keneshajamdownqueen2712 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Confidence is an understatement. The 1 & only Alexis!

  • @AndyC3.0
    @AndyC3.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Alexis is QUEEN of the reads. !!! 👸

  • @lewis7515
    @lewis7515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Mark!... The table is set for _two_ - dont you have an appointment at the muscle factory, or somewhere equally intellectual?"

  • @renegaderunner332
    @renegaderunner332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Alexis had the best comments ever!

  • @johnvaldez407
    @johnvaldez407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Alexis is something else, she’s great

  • @bernadettemurray8260
    @bernadettemurray8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant very entertaining!

  • @whatever_r_r
    @whatever_r_r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "close it .... beeehind you " continue typing on her smartphone ..

  • @ariellastrawberry
    @ariellastrawberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Alexis and Dominique are my fashion icons

  • @ermiramecaj7625
    @ermiramecaj7625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hope she kept her close when the show was over!

  • @keneshajamdownqueen2712
    @keneshajamdownqueen2712 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The only thing that's crumbling now, is your dignity". #WhatALine

  • @anthonylagano2371
    @anthonylagano2371 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    White roses how virginal ..love it! It’s called style Sable …some of us have it some of us haven’t …burn ! They gave her the best lines and she really knew how to deliver them . 😎😎😎

  • @priapus_
    @priapus_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    KEEP THEM COMING !!!

  • @henrylockett2020
    @henrylockett2020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    George, these are cornish game hen. I ordered quail. LoL. Oh Alexis!❤️❤️😁😁

  • @bkynbiker
    @bkynbiker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    But what about: "Nowgetoutofmysight, youmiserablehasbeen..." ??

    • @andrewinla
      @andrewinla  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's in the original Shit Alexis Says

  • @timriggins70
    @timriggins70 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Too bad we never got to see Alexis and J.R. Ewing have a war of words.

  • @cliftoncoles6451
    @cliftoncoles6451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There is a line she says to Dex when he says he wants to take her away and drape her in turquoise, and Alexis replies that turquoise is a semi-precious stone and again Dex has undervalued or underestimated her. Does anyone remember what episode that was? I remember it distinctly.

  • @chipmunktubetop
    @chipmunktubetop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    THAT IS A LOT OF WIGS!!!

  • @MrCraigblaze
    @MrCraigblaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the Upload 👍 !! The Stuff Alexis would say !! XD "How dare you barge into my house ."I will dismiss the butler who let you in "..My sides 😂🤣 !! XD

  • @larrycalloway1724
    @larrycalloway1724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Timeless beautiful creations

  • @Vixinaful
    @Vixinaful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just ADORE her!

  • @phoenixnyc
    @phoenixnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Joan Collins....the only woman who broke both William Shatner's AND Peter Graves' (onscreen) hearts!

  • @Ciclopea2
    @Ciclopea2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Joan had the kind of career Marilyn Monroe would've had if she lived longer and was given the chance to play a villain on TV, they both define iconic

  • @hugoboss5895
    @hugoboss5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She got camper as the seasons past.

  • @lady56725
    @lady56725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I drink to that again and again.... lol

  • @alanwisdom7777
    @alanwisdom7777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love when she says " what sort of plan à trois" so glamour 😁

  • @notsoinvisiblelibra
    @notsoinvisiblelibra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alexis Carrington, the lady version of Victor Newman😣😥😂😂😂 I liked her AND couldn't stand her at the same time.

  • @sashineb.2114
    @sashineb.2114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love it! Thank you.

  • @Migueiii65
    @Migueiii65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE SUCCESS OF DYNASTY,,,,,DAME JOAN COLLINS

  • @cd3694
    @cd3694 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The show begs a prequel so badly. I would love to see the young Alexis, Blake, Sable, etc.. and their original story.

  • @urbanoquiroz4061
    @urbanoquiroz4061 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She’s fabulous

  • @oklahomorose
    @oklahomorose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Where's Alexis's punch line after Fallon's line about "the lady I've tried so hard to forget these past 16 years?". One of Alexis's best zingers!

    • @andrewinla
      @andrewinla  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's in the original Shit Alexis says

    • @dureaudeveraux2061
      @dureaudeveraux2061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m glad to see that your father had your teeth fixed, if not your tongue.

    • @MontrealNorth
      @MontrealNorth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewinla alexis was and is awsome this was the best time in tv the best clothes the best outfits the best hairstyles accept crystals she had those 80s wings and I hope she flies back into the 1980s with those wings those Wing bangs I will always love Alexis if we had a female president it should have been somebody like Alexis Colby not Hillary Clinton Alexis was the s***👊👊👏👏👏❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ she" be a better president than this buffoon we have now that's for sure Alexis Colby. Diva to the Bone.

    • @andrewinla
      @andrewinla  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch Shit Alexis Says....this is a third in a series

    • @alexisdiva9
      @alexisdiva9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MontrealNorth I like & vote for Hillary but agree we' be better off with an Alexis in the White House.

  • @brianorser1158
    @brianorser1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only true glamour queens were Joan Collins and Marlene Dietrich.

  • @foxleyshop2174
    @foxleyshop2174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    💎Alexis making hair of the dog!💎 02:01

    • @alexisdiva9
      @alexisdiva9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      with the "Rocky" touch of a raw egg no less!

  • @Soapking1965
    @Soapking1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I yearn for the likes of Alexis and J.R.

  • @MsMarie0072
    @MsMarie0072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That pink hat outfit is lovely

  • @augustofernandes9669
    @augustofernandes9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Would you do one for Sable? We really need it!!

  • @SaxonC
    @SaxonC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite episode is the cliffhanger in season six when Alexis takes over the mansion

    • @phoenixnyc
      @phoenixnyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah. Season 3 cliffhanger, with the fire in Steven's cabin--largely because it has a line that hasn't made it into *any* of these: "This is all your fault! Every time you come into my life something terrible happens to me!"

  • @alanwisdom7777
    @alanwisdom7777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Alexis sleeps with full make up on... We never know what could happen 😆 she's ready for every situation 🤣

    • @girliboi
      @girliboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      in the 80s that was considered the freshly scrubbed natural look

  • @vincenthannah7209
    @vincenthannah7209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ,,,,,,And the grey outfit at 4:45 FIERCE!!

  • @skaterboy-cz9wj
    @skaterboy-cz9wj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The one scene she is wearing some kind of fancy fur she looks like Liza Minnelli.

  • @AfridiZindabad
    @AfridiZindabad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's too much fun. With less makeup she looks like a queen but with the heavier makeup she looks like Cruella Deville.

  • @xfiler-gl7nc
    @xfiler-gl7nc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How dare you barge into my house I’m going to fire the butler who let you in😂.

  • @misled1982
    @misled1982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    OMG I love her!
    By the way...Patagonia is in Argentina Alexis!!! LOL

    • @thandojacky
      @thandojacky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and thats why the strawberries were FLOWN in

  • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
    @TheAutisticCapricorn811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    How odd. Why does she remind me of Elizabeth Taylor?

    • @bkynbiker
      @bkynbiker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When she started out with a studio contract she was known as the poor man's E.T. actually

    • @ultraviolet6989
      @ultraviolet6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially at 5:10

    • @SaxonC
      @SaxonC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Joan Collins was better looking than Elizabeth Taylor, especially by the time she starred in Dynasty. She looks amazing even now at 87 years old.

    • @32446
      @32446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They both went for Cleopatra.

    • @JudgeMarmianWiZard
      @JudgeMarmianWiZard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought she always copied jayne mansfield when in bubble bath, or on phone having a massage

  • @AnitaNewport
    @AnitaNewport 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    How has no one done her on Snatch Game yet?

  • @AdrianMendoza23
    @AdrianMendoza23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  • @brejnhardt
    @brejnhardt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Thats the day when they gives furcoats in Hell"

  • @CalTxDude
    @CalTxDude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love that you've compiled all of her scathing comments!
    If I may... The continual music in the background seems a bit superfluous...it's distracting. Plus I never thought much of it theme music anyway. But that's just me

  • @judistench2167
    @judistench2167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vile character

  • @woodrowwildcat3286
    @woodrowwildcat3286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Don’t you have an appointment at the muscle factory?

  • @Reneebenson
    @Reneebenson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    white roses how virginalen two dozen how exenspive lol i love it...............

  • @robyortichella7412
    @robyortichella7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a Amazing actress!

  • @MontrealNorth
    @MontrealNorth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This woman was 100% caviar 100% Diva 100 100 she will get rid of your ass and she was clean as anything could be it had to be hard to be that Diva everyday I bet she didnt even think about a pair of sweatpants🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏 is sable had that hair but Alexis would let her ass have it every time damn she hated her dirty drawers.😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @reuterromain1054
    @reuterromain1054 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alexis was the whole show. Without her
    the show would not have last for almost a decade.

  • @MaLanick87
    @MaLanick87 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You wouldn't even care if Blake had killed Freckles the Clown"- "But he didn't" smiley face - "No he didn't, because you are still alive" 😂😂😂

  • @wotdoesthisbuttondo
    @wotdoesthisbuttondo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whatta gal. educated 80s sassiness is the best.

  • @Reneebenson
    @Reneebenson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Her lines are classic

  • @wiibaron
    @wiibaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you are on 420, at 420 you would think Pat Benetar was Alexis.

  • @maineindividual5202
    @maineindividual5202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did anyone count the number of different wigs she was wearing? A solid ten by my counting and i may have missed a few

  • @notme5249
    @notme5249 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I still remeber: Give them cavior. Persil is for giraffe.

  • @MontrealNorth
    @MontrealNorth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Alexis forever Infinity❤🌹👏👊👍🥳

  • @MrStpendouslvforjo
    @MrStpendouslvforjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVED that!! 😃

  • @ErikWinger-s6v
    @ErikWinger-s6v 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In the end, she saluted the family. Total egomaniac.

  • @marythompson3658
    @marythompson3658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ALEXIS...ALEXIS.....ALEXIS...LOL

  • @melodiefrances3898
    @melodiefrances3898 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was always on Alexis' side ❤

  • @MontrealNorth
    @MontrealNorth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This soap opera for the lowdown evilness Diva dirt and Jr Ewing for the lowdown oil company I don't know which Dallas or Dynasty it's hard to choose but if I grew up in a family like either one of them South Fork or at Colby Co I think I would have ran to Patagonia and stayed there🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @girliboi
      @girliboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      alexis > jr

  • @anastasialem6866
    @anastasialem6866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love her character. Alexis is great!

  • @Beautifulmusiclistnr
    @Beautifulmusiclistnr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Joan knew what she was worth, and she knew she could command more money.

  • @whateverusay25
    @whateverusay25 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love her! She’s my spirit animal

  • @edbarker8636
    @edbarker8636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The beautiful Joan Collins was spectacular as Alexis