Siskel & Ebert: The Stinkers of 1983

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  • @zg-it
    @zg-it 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    So there was a 3D Boom in the 50s, one in the 80s, and one in the 2010s. I guess we're due for one about 15 years

    • @Crystal_Lake_BnB
      @Crystal_Lake_BnB 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the late 50s 🤔 I think it was, they tried a Smell O Vision type trip. You know based on the Scratch and Sniff concept that later became stickers. I may have the years wrong but they tried it. You'd hold a card & then get involved 😅 pretty cool I guess

    • @davidsavage5630
      @davidsavage5630 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not a a BOOM exactly....3-D has always been around and never exactly went away. Peaks and valleys lol..

  • @bunnybismuth
    @bunnybismuth ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This tape is immaculate, plus it has commercials and backfeed. This is an incredible find!

  • @haweater1555
    @haweater1555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've seen Smokey Bandit 3 on TV and confirm that the movie was a stinking pile of crap.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The second one was not as bad but it was also awful. Only that first one was good.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agreed. I started watching it on Pay-TV, couldn't get through 20 minutes of it.

    • @rupert-j8f
      @rupert-j8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      the original plan was to have jackie gleason playing the part of the bandit, the film was originally going to be called smokey and the bandit 3, smokey IS the bandit but that idea didnt do well in tests creenings and they got the snowman involved. If you watch the film in certain parts you can see jackie gleason dressed up as the bandit during some of the stunt scenes.

    • @bsanaee
      @bsanaee 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rupert-j8f That's hilarious. They should've had Gleason dressed in Han Solo's clothes at some point just to really confuse the hell out of everyone.
      It seems to me like you can change a scene or an ending if it doesn't test well, but if the premise of the movie doesn't work it should be scrapped as unsalvageable (edit: or stay true to your artistic vision and release as-is; I men if it's going to be a stinker either way ...). Well, let's see if we can bullshit something here so we can push this into theaters and get some kind of return on investment is so cynical.

    • @brettrobinson2901
      @brettrobinson2901 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That wuz only because they edited it for TV....😆

  • @rhyancoleman6462
    @rhyancoleman6462 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    And the subject today is going to be sequels. The subject today is going to be sequels.

  • @VladimirPutin-p3t
    @VladimirPutin-p3t 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Sure i miss Siskel and Ebert, but i REALLY miss having so many movies come out each year.
    All we get now is a dozen or two marvel comic book reboots.

    • @MusicVersa
      @MusicVersa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ...
      So many more movies are made now than were made 40 years ago.

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Significantly more films are made these days (and not, on aggregate, any worse quality). All you need to do is go past the cineplex, and find an indie cinema to check them out. Failing that, new films are all over streaming services.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No, a lot more come out now then back then.

  • @nathancoleman8413
    @nathancoleman8413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I really miss the old Siskel & Ebert shows,RIP Gene Siskel(1946-1999)and since Ebert's death ,the same for the old film criticism to

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got up for a minute and thought the ghost movie was still Jaws. I'm like what are they doing? Lmbo

  • @xr4ti548
    @xr4ti548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Glad to see that Tony Roberts rebounded nicely after the disastrous Amity III with his highly popular motivational cassettes, videos, and seminars.

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ha!

  • @Shorty_Lickens
    @Shorty_Lickens 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I pretty much always use soft scrub. Its better than the heavy duty cleaners for actually getting gunk off my tub or sink.

  • @jeshkam
    @jeshkam 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Roger's laughter is hilarious lol.

  • @jessecoffey4737
    @jessecoffey4737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Gene also had "Worst Film of 1983" citations for "The Man Who Wasn't There" (a non-sequel 3D film), "Nate & Hayes" (a New Zealand swashbuckler riding on the Indiana Jones coattails, which was originally titled "Savage Islands"), "D.C. Cab" and "Scarface" (the Brian De Palma version that, a few weeks earlier, had harbored one of his most tumultuous disagreements with Roger). (SOURCE: Chicago Tribune, December 25, 1983)

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thank God there's someone else out there who didn't like Scarface. Al Pacino is a cartoon in that movie.

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@littlekingtrashmouth9219 Dang!

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@littlekingtrashmouth9219 Scarface was ripped apart by many critics when it was first released.

    • @kiasax2
      @kiasax2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@littlekingtrashmouth9219 I AGREE ABSOLUTELY!
      SCARFACE was a terrible film. The only decent bits were featuring Michelle Pfeiffer.
      Aside from her, the film STUNK. IT

    • @highwaystar3780
      @highwaystar3780 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @krm215cl the Production value of Scarface is Horrible and Embarrassing. But the Screenplay with the memorable One line Pharses, Score and Iconic Over the Top characters not only save it but have turned it into a piece of cinema Nostalgia. So it is a Good film in a Cringeworthy way !

  • @mjwbulich
    @mjwbulich หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Krull has a large cult following, as do Friday the 13th 3D, and Amityville 3D. Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone is more of a deep cut but still well remembered. Every time these two do a worst of episode, there's always a couple of films that gained cult status and long outlasted many of the "good" films of that year.

    • @sleuthentertainment5872
      @sleuthentertainment5872 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cult of who? What group of people decided to look for this horrible movies? Can't understand...

  • @pandaeyes42
    @pandaeyes42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Alternate titles include Staying Awake and Barely Alive!

  • @reneedennis2011
    @reneedennis2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This episode is hilarious 🤣!

  • @kingofkings69ner
    @kingofkings69ner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These guys are shitting on sequels in 83, just imagine if these guys were still alive today still being a movie critic with all the garbage sequels and even more god awful remakes

    • @pjg19751
      @pjg19751 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what do you think killed these guys?

  • @Captain-Cosmo
    @Captain-Cosmo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    For 1983's worst sequels, this list could include Superman 3 and Friday the 13th 3-D. The year had some good films, but it favored mediocrity, with disappointments such as Twilight Zone: The Movie, Yor, James Bond's Never Say Never Again, and Tom Cruise in Losin' It. On the other hand, it had good films such as Wargames, Blue Thunder, Scarface, Return of the Jedi, and The Right Stuff.

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fridat the 13th 3 was great

  • @richardthorne2804
    @richardthorne2804 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Staying Alive is a guilty pleasure for me ❤

  • @Paul-vc8on
    @Paul-vc8on ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Siskel said, "chim-i-ney"

  • @topchief1
    @topchief1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That guy in the Doritos commercial looks like the dorky guy from Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep. 10:17 the character Mark Ratner. I hope Mr. Hand didn't give him detention.

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@footofjuniper8212 😂

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup.

    • @scspera
      @scspera 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Not like, it is.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, Brian Backer.

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The only good 3D movie that came out that year was Friday The 13th: 3: 3D
    And that's because paramount actually spent a fortune developing a completely new system for filming and showing 3D films that required them to replace existing screens with their new ones that were designed specifically too work with their movie.
    It still holds up today pretty well if you watch it in 3D on the bluray collection.

    • @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729
      @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That was a blast...I saw it on the Friday 13th..opening night

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Great film

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @PRHILL9696
      It definitely holds up better than anything else, even all the 3D cape flicks from 10-15 years ago.
      Everything looks so fake in those because it's all digital after effects that manage too look cheap despite costing millions of dollars to create.

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hammerhead547 So true

    • @Hammerhead547
      @Hammerhead547 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PRHILL9696
      There's just something exceedingly unnerving about an actor physically shoving a pitchfork, machete or burning hot fire poker at you seemingly through the screen.
      The last 3D cape flick I saw caused me to get so motion sick from the way it was filmed and how the effects were placed that I had to leave before the screening ended and go lie down in my truck for half an hour before going home.

  • @kali3665
    @kali3665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Smokey and the Bandit was originally intended for Jackie Gleason to play both Smokey AND the Bandit (or Smokey impersonating the Bandit, whichever), which sounds a LOT better today than what we got. But everyone back then got confused, so they attempted to rework the film and made it even worse.
    I have NO idea why they bothered making Sting II with a completely different cast. They didn't HAVE to use the same names as the original film - it could have been a sequel in name only focusing on a second sting against a completely different bad guy. It COULD have worked, but no one was even trying.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How can Gleason play both? makes no sense.

    • @kali3665
      @kali3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CaptainSpalding72 There were two schools of thought. Gleason would play the double role as part of the endless chase (therefore, very few trick shots). Or he would be impersonating the Bandit (which is what the trailer implies).
      Either way, it would be a lot of work, but Gleason always thrived on that. He would have treated it as a challenge. I think that would have been fun to see.

    • @kingofkings69ner
      @kingofkings69ner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kali3665 Mike Myers played both Austin Powers and arch enemy Dr. Evil

    • @kali3665
      @kali3665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingofkings69ner Yeah, but times changed. Pun intended.

    • @bigduke5902
      @bigduke5902 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's right, Jay.

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jackie Gleason must of really needed money to be in Sting 2 and Smokey and the Bandit 3 😏

    • @deputay
      @deputay ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget "The Toy" right before those 2 films...I do hope it was a big check and the family put the money to good use

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, Jackie Gleason's film career was highly uneven. For every one good movie he made, there were ten ones that weren't worth watching.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Like Sir Laurence Olivier says, "Money, Dear Boy!"

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deputay That latter was great fun.

  • @pemulis_dmz6796
    @pemulis_dmz6796 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Siskel was about to cry talking about Saturday Night Fever sequel haha

  • @sleuthentertainment5872
    @sleuthentertainment5872 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The subject today is gonna be sequels...the subject today is gonna be sequels. See, wasn't it less interesting the second time?"
    That was great

  • @FreezerKing
    @FreezerKing ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Among Jaws 3-D's many, many, MANY problems...how on earth is that shark keeping up with that boat? Some sharks are pretty quick but I think most would have a very hard time time keeping up with a speedboat like that. Also, the shark is making noise somehow, something no shark does or even has the capability to do.

  • @Ghost_of_a_Flea
    @Ghost_of_a_Flea หลายเดือนก่อน

    algorithm got me. Now im watchin all of them

  • @Mrx2848
    @Mrx2848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Gene's note about movie stars burning their audiences through sequels directly relates to one of the movies cited here (although ironically, not one of the sequels). Burt Reynolds often cited the commercial failure of "Stroker Ace" as being the end of his career as a leading man in movies because "audiences didn't want to see another Burt Reynolds car movie". He was never able to fully recover from it bombing both critically and financially.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And then he put it to the test in 1984 with Cannonball Run II. D'oh!! After burning out car movies, he moved on to being a movie cop (I would say that he burned that out, too, but the fuse never got lit): City Heat, Heat, Malone, Rent-a-Cop, Physical Evidence, Cop and 1/2, Hard Time, Hard Time: The Premonition, Pups, Hard Time: Hostage Hotel. Reynolds played a cop 10 times in 15 years and every role sucked, really sucked, as in they drew vacuum. When nobody would cast him as a cop anymore, he played a bit-part in a Stallone car movie, 2001's Driven, a racecar movie that nobody ever heard of.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reynolds was a good actor but he never chose the right material or evolved his screen persona. Clint Eastwood did both.

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can we broadcast this to The People?! "Don't go see a sequel."

    • @brianm2238
      @brianm2238 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so we shouldnt have watched Empire Strikes Back???

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Sequels give more bad experiences to movie-goers, than anything else the movie industry produces." Siskel
    "It is an insult..." Ebert
    S and E were the gate keepers. Now, it is all sequels, and all garbage.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude on the water-skies was like, Oh.

  • @alexalex13131
    @alexalex13131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The first 'Saying Alive' clip was quite witty.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It could've been better. Maybe Tony visits the old neighborhood in a scene? Ebert hit the nail on the head with his review.

    • @leamanc
      @leamanc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've not seen it since 1983. I was 10 and found it laughably bad then. But that line made me wonder if I should revisit it!

  • @kpowers
    @kpowers ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Seems like 1983 had a lot of part 3 movies

    • @chandlerwhite8302
      @chandlerwhite8302 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And a lot of bad 3-D garbage.

  • @rowkaz3510
    @rowkaz3510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    23:15..is that not the Doctor from The Terminator wearing a hair piece?

    • @kadejito1
      @kadejito1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO, ur absolutely right, that's Earl Boen 😆. Had to feed his family somehow between Terminator movies. I guess this commercial is what he's talking about in the third sequel when he says, "...you find yourself imagining things. Impossible things. Crazy things. Insane things 😐. Take YEARS to get over it 👀."

    • @footofjuniper8212
      @footofjuniper8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This episode was probably late 1983, before the first Terminator movie.

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Earl Boen, right? That's him.

  • @RhiannaBarr
    @RhiannaBarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Paul Williams is a good songwriter though

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      True.

    • @Allen-jn4kx
      @Allen-jn4kx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He mostly wrote the lyrics. These two were terrible movie critics. If only they were around today to see how good they had it back then.

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also had a terrific speaking voice.

  • @crystalshaw8744
    @crystalshaw8744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    All the psedoephedrine you need...until it became illegal...lmbo (Also, talking about the commercials)

  • @jaygatsby3039
    @jaygatsby3039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where did you get these tapes from?

  • @branagain
    @branagain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We’re witnessing the downfall of Burt Reynold’s and John Travolta’s careers.

    • @ricogomez4020
      @ricogomez4020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      STAYIN ALIVE was a hit.

    • @littlekingtrashmouth9219
      @littlekingtrashmouth9219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that wasn't even the worst. and wasn't Burt just a cameo in 3? I recall it was Mac Davis trying to beat a dead horse. Same with Caddyshack II--Jackie Mason is obnoxious (his schtick works only in small doses) and Chase is nothing more than a cameo there too, except he's funny in what little time he has onscreen!

    • @molsongrrrl
      @molsongrrrl ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ricogomez4020 that doesn't automatically mean it was a good movie!

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Big time

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ricogomez4020 no it wasnt

  • @Jim_Wolf
    @Jim_Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Krull my ass!
    Everything else, yes.

    • @kadejito1
      @kadejito1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krull has an awesome score, great sets, fascinating special and sound effects, an interesting villain and premise, likeable characters.....but I agree with them, theres something about this movie that REALLY sucks.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOVE Krull!

  • @kc4cvh
    @kc4cvh ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I can't believe Yellowbeard (1983, Orion) didn't make the cut, if not top the list. This is easily the worst feature film I ever paid to see, it rang down the curtain on Monty Python's Flying Circus as well as Cheech & Chong, and Marty Feldman didn't even survive the production.

    • @nicktaylor2657
      @nicktaylor2657 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was not a sequel They said the focus was on sequel I never saw it but I'll take your word 😊

    • @cuddlesandkafka
      @cuddlesandkafka 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's still kinda fun to watch.

    • @wildmansteve5451
      @wildmansteve5451 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Calm down lol.

    • @artsyone1
      @artsyone1 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yellowbeard is the only movie I ever walked out of, lol.

    • @mpetrison3799
      @mpetrison3799 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Yellowbeard" is excellent. 👍🏻👍🏼

  • @sharptoothtrex4486
    @sharptoothtrex4486 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Let us not forget Joysticks as an honorable mention.

  • @pontifixmax
    @pontifixmax ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I paid $5.00".
    2023 called and wants to know what you're complaining about.

    • @bunnybismuth
      @bunnybismuth ปีที่แล้ว

      Because 5 dollars then is worth exactly as much as 5 dollars now, right?

    • @LuckyBastardProd
      @LuckyBastardProd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bunnybismuthno it’s not. 5 bucks got you a lot and also didn’t break the bank minimum wage in ‘83 (I’m in California) was 3.25 today it’s like 15.00 bucks and still wont get you into most theaters. That 5 bucks was mostly in large cities and night shows. Matinee’s were 1.50 for children (the price i paid until I was 19) and 2.50 for adults its about 13 today but adjusted for inflation it should be like 7.50

  • @piper888
    @piper888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jawd 3D ,Amityville 3D and staying alive are still more original creative and thoughtful then the last three Star wars films🤨🤨😆😆😆😆

  • @eriksmith8956
    @eriksmith8956 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Whatever happened to Dristan?

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since 1966, the best selling medication brand is now owned by Foundation Consumer Brands LLC of
      Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA.

  • @alcabane3125
    @alcabane3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    did he review The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)

    • @johnfitzpatrick3094
      @johnfitzpatrick3094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably too run of the mill bad. They liked big targets.

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am sorry, I always chuckle at the corny music and bumpers for this version of At The Movies ! 🤣

  • @marklendhurst1193
    @marklendhurst1193 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I absolutely love Staying Alive. It did well in the box office and the 5 Bee Gee songs are the best they did in the 80s. I didn't see this movie as a teen in the 80s but only recently on TV. The scene where Tony bumps into Stallone is the BEST cameo ever!. The movie is coming out on 4K early in 2023 by Kino Lorber.

    • @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729
      @iluvmylovebirdandmybudgiet7729 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lame cheesy dance movie.dumbed down to PG-13 for a larger audience none of edge of the original...the Stallone (who also directed) was absolutely arrogant and pointless

    • @PRHILL9696
      @PRHILL9696 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That movie was an insult

  • @LibertyRapsher
    @LibertyRapsher 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Amityville Horror films were atrociously bad according everyone across the board and they proceeded to make 3 of them. I can't imagine people saying the first one was so bad lets go check out part two and then the first two sucked, lets go see the third one anyways.

  • @knownpleasures
    @knownpleasures 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never saw the sting 2 as it’s never shown on television and not available anywhere else . Apparently it was a real stinker . Porkys 2 was a big hit on the other hand despite the two guys hatred of the film 🎥.

  • @pdennis93
    @pdennis93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:43 Little Enis said "your badge", not "your bad"

    • @pdennis93
      @pdennis93 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@markelijio6012 no. If you watch the movie, big and little Enis bet buford $250k against his badge. The whole conversation goes like this
      "If you win sheriff, we enoses are gonna pony up $250,000." Big Enis
      "If you lose, you fork over that silly symbol you've been shovin' in people's faces all these years, your badge!" Little Enis
      "This badge means more to me than anything else in the world. And I'd like nothing more than anything else in the world to run you into the ground! You and that excuse for a son, who looks just like a flea's pecker! However, I'm going to retire. I'm goin' down to Florida to sit in the sun with my son." Buford
      "Remember, we're talkin' about an awful lot of money here, so if you change your mind, you know where to reach us." Big Enis
      "Thanks, but no thanks. And now ladies and gentlemen, at this very moment, I proclaim myself retired." Buford
      Then the music intro plays showing Buford headed to florida and not enjoying retired life. And at the end of it, Buford says "Junior, retirement is cat shit, let's get the Enises" and then he takes the bet.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your Badge.

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thanks, anyway. Happy Holidays and many
      god bless to you and your family. Enjoy!

  • @Allen-jn4kx
    @Allen-jn4kx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Amityville 3D is one of the scariest movies I ever saw. These two are terrible critics, they never miss a cheap shot. Of course the 3 D thing was cheese, but the movie itself is VERY scary.

    • @analiysanchez9949
      @analiysanchez9949 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Give me a good ol fashion horror or slasher movie any day over some artsy farsty film that these two jabronis pop boners for any day

  • @Jbaxter85
    @Jbaxter85  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These are not only worst movies also sequels 👎👎😤😤

  • @newwavepop
    @newwavepop 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    WHAT!? no KRULL was awesome.

  • @adamquiles2468
    @adamquiles2468 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yep the term sequel should never have been invented.

    • @Hexon66
      @Hexon66 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      First recorded sequel mistake: New Testament.

    • @adamquiles2468
      @adamquiles2468 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Hexon66 At that point and till this day Sylvester Stallone was basically known for those Rocky sequels because everything else failed that guy should never have been a star

  • @ezequielgomez7083
    @ezequielgomez7083 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Joystick is my worst flim of 1983 in my opinion

  • @TheRedScareIsAlive
    @TheRedScareIsAlive ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I must be the only one with messed up sound. Sounds like muted chipmunks. Maybe I need headphones???

    • @t.sniffin3031
      @t.sniffin3031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's the sound of the video tape running.

  • @brettrobinson2901
    @brettrobinson2901 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man i loved that Doritos commercial....

  • @elchoya8432
    @elchoya8432 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what happened to the buddy system and heart like a wheel

  • @Wellch
    @Wellch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I saw Amityville 3D…boring with a few good scenes.

  • @christopherdelgaudio9484
    @christopherdelgaudio9484 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jaws 3 was the second best one.

  • @runninrebel1520
    @runninrebel1520 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    83’s worst is today’s ‘best’…

  • @TheJameslehr
    @TheJameslehr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:30: but they both show up in ISHTAR soon enough.

  • @AndieNash
    @AndieNash 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mark Ratner at 10:20!

  • @stephenkissane4268
    @stephenkissane4268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jaws 3 is not perfect but a good movie and claustrophobic . Apparently the 3d did work in 83

  • @dr.roberts4508
    @dr.roberts4508 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Deal of the century, and Best Defense two forgettable Movies

  • @yaywhewclips242
    @yaywhewclips242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Foreigner album cover!!

  • @scottaznavourian3720
    @scottaznavourian3720 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Funny how they have jaws 3 here but not jaws the revenge in 87. One of the worst movies of all time

  • @PoofOfLogic
    @PoofOfLogic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I thought Staying Alive was entertaining....

  • @MilesBellas
    @MilesBellas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bruce = motoring !

  • @freddyfurrah3789
    @freddyfurrah3789 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I HATED HATED HATED SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ebert has a terrible sweater. I'll mark 1983 on my whiteboard for his greatest mass.
    (like Oprah, he went up and down)

  • @morgan8757
    @morgan8757 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    they forgot breathless and the man with two brains i feel

  • @naysayer1238
    @naysayer1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    22:12

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Annuity in action?

  • @GamerNate30
    @GamerNate30 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You could cut down some of the footage that is shown more than once

  • @widowrumstrypze9705
    @widowrumstrypze9705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't care what they say, Porky's 2 was a MASTERPIECE, lol!!

  • @danorthsidemang3834
    @danorthsidemang3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Worst '80s commercials ever

  • @ElectrickSoundz
    @ElectrickSoundz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1

  • @jamesmitchell8922
    @jamesmitchell8922 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're bad

    • @markelijio6012
      @markelijio6012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's right. It's in the script.

  • @acholl980
    @acholl980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ever since Seeing this in '83 I'm surprised Superman 3 isn't on this list. After the first 2 films that was the biggest let down and pretty much ended the francise.

    • @kadejito1
      @kadejito1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Superman 3 may not be the best Superman film, but it's not the worst, nor the worst of 1983. If anything, the entire final act of that film redeems all the buffoonery that preceded it.

    • @eargasm1072
      @eargasm1072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kadejito1 I saw it again recently and I still like it...especially after the halfway mark as you mention! Doesn't deserve all the hate it has gotten since '83. Save the harsh words for Sup 4!! Even that one still isn't one of the total stinkers on this show

    • @danwroy
      @danwroy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Superman 3 is uneven but has some of the best gems of the series in it

    • @Ken_Scaletta
      @Ken_Scaletta ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Superman 3 is the Godfather compared to Jaws 3D.

    • @treytison1444
      @treytison1444 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Superman 3 is not that bad. It has genuine funny stuff in it and at least it doesn't take the final act as a complete joke like 2 did.

  • @killboggins
    @killboggins ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why was that 40 year old selling doritos in a school?

    • @kaiokendo
      @kaiokendo ปีที่แล้ว

      Mexican Freddy Krueger exists