I HATE DESTINY 2 - I'm Done.
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- IHE goes into (arguably too much) detail on Bungie's new entry in the hugely popular Destiny franchise, Destiny 2.
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Wait... What if the moth people ARE "the darkness". That would explain why they're attracted to "the light". Mind blown.
Franlosophy xD
Franlosophy maybe? There is an additional enemy race in the concept art we haven't seen, but I don't think so.
Makes sense
That would actually be really clever lmao
said that in another vid days ago lol
When you kill someone. They die.
-Destiny 3
4K Until they don't
SubZero4300 Great minds think alike.
UnTil TheY DoN'T
4K People die when they are killed.
FDrybob _ people die when they are killed but then they don't, when they don't
Yes, his armor did protect him, for he had the greatest armor of all. Plot armor
This is actually the funniest comment here
It protected him. Until it didn't.
the most powerful Armour, named *Deus Ex Machina*
Cute Bots Clearly you have been seeing dollar store grade versions.
I like the game, but that's pretty clever joke
I was going to come up with an original joke.
Until i didn't
I didn't think I'd laugh at an easy joke like that.
Until I did.
I was going to like your comment.
Until I didn't
Lmfao hahahaha oh my gosh that was the funniest comment I ever seen in my whole life you made my day thank you 😂 😂 😂
420 likes nice
@@Thereal_nishikiyama until it didn't
Gamers: Why is Destiny such a disappointment?
Bungie: I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
Angel Investor MUSIC 😂
That's the line from one of the NPC.
@@shatteredknight1129 r/woosh
r/woooosh
Angel Investor MUSIC j
"We didn't think it was alive. Until it was."
-Leaked "Destiny 3" dialogue.
Destiny 1 n 2 is a dirty gambling microtransaction n lootbox games guys. BEWARE YOU HAVE BEEN WARN!
I can just about guarantee that
Destiny is like coronavirus, it keeps touching more people, and gets worse and worse
I love how bungie left Activision and MADE THE GAME GOOD, and people are still hating on it. I guess they can’t come to face that they are wrong and the game is worth playing.
Jimmy Jango its because you can polish a turd all your want but in the end it still a polished turd
TL;DR IHE had faith in Bungie. Until he didn't.
Ayy.
that made me laugh.
good job.
Stan Stanson how do you read a video?
Cute Bots I'm hoping that comes as well
TL:DW*
“It’s the ball that gives us the force. That ball is so epic, it’s everything” is my favourite Obi-Wan quote.
Wow that ball is so epic
The force comes from obi-wan's balls
@fish That's an epic ball!
Luke, use the ball
Ah yes, the classic Star Wars quote
'I Hate Everything' played a lot of Destiny... until he didn't.
Howling Din until he did
underrated comment
nice
He completed it...
I legit face palmed at this dumbass comment
I loved everything about Destiny. Until I didn't.
Yep
hahahah
Actually wanted to play it. Until I didn't.
Lets make this a meme
Glitchfest Gaming ggwp
_Water, Earth, Fire, Air_
_Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Until they didn't. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, until he couldn't._
there needs to be a pause. "only the avatar could stop them... until he couldn't".
Sick.
Aye.........that shit would have never worked with the cartoon. People would have dropped it immediately.
Let me fix that for ha
Earth, Water, Fire, Air
Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Only the avatar, master of all 4 elements could stop them. But when the world needed him, most he vanished.
100 years later me and my brother Sokka found the new avatar a airbender named Aang and though right know he may not be ready I believe some day Aang... can save the world *DU-NU-NU-NU*
BattleRoyaleKid TV u did it all wrong, it's more like
A long time ago, the nations lived in hamony there were these 4 abilities people had, that could let them do stuff, but everything changed when something bad happened. Only this one person could do something about it, UNTIL HE COULDNT.
48:25 “I will not be covering anything to do with destiny anymore” until he did
and again
This guy is a complete liar like everyone else who says they hate Destiny lmao.
@@Flare8124not a liar. What he said about the game is true still to this day.
@@Flare8124 Would you mind explaining why you think that?
so, that was a fuckin lie
"I'm done... until I wasn't"
IHE missed out on the perfect opening joke.
this is by far the most creative and original comment i have read in the past year. congrats.
Lol! Yeah
Destiny 2 actually didn't look that bad.
Until it did.
David Faller lmaooo
funny and original joke :^)
David Faller UNTIL IT DIDN'T!
Nuff said
There was a specific moment for that: The reveal of the Season Pass. Which was revealed BEFORE THE TRAILER. With BANNERS DIRECTLY TELLING YOU WHO THE EXPANSIONS ARE ABOUT, *BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW WHO THE RED FUCKING LEGION WAS.*
Bungie used to make good games. Until they didn't.
WeirdoOverlord II because Microsoft is like "Fuck you cheating bitch, 343 is my new milk mummy" I always wonder what halo will be like if they still worked together again instead of disbanding the project
hahahahahahaha
God damn I missed the old Bungie when they made like the Halo Trilogy now Bungie is not interesting anymore.
they lost a good part of the staff when they stopped making halo and 343 was made
Destiny used to be good...
Until it didn't.
sometimes it feels the advertising budget was bigger than the game budget.
Most of the times when it comes to western games.
Until it wasn’t...
I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
* cough* Raid shadow legends
AKA "AAA Gaming"
We used to think the traveler was dead, until it wasn't
Lostworld17 Until it did
Lite Envolpe Until it didn't
DarkGiga Until it was
Lostworld17 I thought this meme would be dead on arrival. And it is.
Patrick Murphy Well now it is
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Nice, thanks.
I might make one now
Thanks for the recipe! Protip lads, adding a pinch or two of custard powder to the pastry gives it a gorgeous golden color, as well as improving the texture and taste.
THE REAL ARNAV Thank you for your recipe
Oh thank God. I was wondering why nobody else was helping me for this.
Throughout this video I had two adverts for depression medication
I think it's a sign
Update a third one played
They don't stop coming
You okay dude?
Gary Linux probably
MegaBlueeyesdragon potata*
And potatas are amazing boi what
2018: I’m Done
2023: I HATE DESTINY 2 LIGHTFALL
Someone had to tell the bungie junkies to stop, drugs is bad.
There's nothing cool about being a battered spouse.
The generic bad guy's plan worked...
UNTIL IT DIDN'T.
DUN DUN DUUUNN!!!
*Jazz music stops*
“Without the light, are we even Gaurdians?” Yes, until you’re not.
Boss2119 • and they did
until they didn't
until they did
Boss2119 • you're *
Boss2119 • you're*
Destiny 1: "Until they did."
Destiny 2 "until it didn't."
Was gonna make this joke but i just saw it was already in the video.
I have a feeling that this joke might actually be the new version of " I used to be X but I took an arrow in the knee " Maybe worse?.. My god what have YOU DONE BUNGIE!
I stumbled across this video shortly after you released it. I had just played through destiny 2’s campaign, and I remember thinking “is it just me, or was that story pretty terrible?” I had a buddy at the time who was just raving about how awesome the game was, but I had this feeling that something about this game and franchise as a whole was just lackluster. I decided to look up destiny 2 reviews to see just what other people might have felt. Yours was the first I found. After watching I realized two things.
1. I was never going to be able to view destiny in the same light prior to watching.
And
2. I wasn’t just witnessing a one off review of a game. I watched someone express they’re opinion through an artistic medium I hadn’t seen before.
So I saw you had other reviews of destiny and decided to watch them. They all had a similar effect. I was moved by them in a way. The fact that you had such a passion and longing to play a game that could have been better was something I related to and was inspired by.
I decided to watch some of your other reviews, search for the worst, trying to watch, and before I knew it, I had watched majority of your videos on your channel.
For some reason I just wanted to write this. It’s been a couple of years now since watching this video for the first time. A lot has happened in my life since then, as I’m sure in yours. I feel like you’ve been there through it in a way. I would throw on videos to go to sleep to, listen to in the car, when I was going through tough spots in life, and when I was doing well. I’ve discovered other content creators through finding your channel. You have had a profound impact on me personally despite never actually meeting you. I just wanted to let you know that. I wish you the best man, thank you - Patrick
What a nice comment!
I hope IHE sees this
Im glad i took the time to read all of this. I love seeing wholesome comments on the cesspool that is youtube comments
@skippy62able v why would you say that man. What contribution does it make. I don’t want to come off as accusing but really, what do you hope to gain from it? It just seems so silly
@skippy62able v bruh his comment was very heartfelt and was fitting for the theme of this video. There's nothing wrong with someone expressing their joy/experience about a creator. Your comment adds nothing of value smh. The OP's comment was sentimental and I enjoyed reading it as the video plays.
@skippy62able v strop trolling
the franchise had potential... until it didn’t.
this made me laugh hard
I see what you did there.
lol
Omg yes. 🤣
genius
Destiny was supposed to be the heir to Halo... until it wasn’t
I see what you did there
I blame activision
@@jediskywalker356 both
Bungie had so mutch wealth on this game yett this didnt sold it very Well on the first instalment
But actifuck is gone sooooooo *dramatic speaker voice:*until it did
Ihe is the kind of guy who will make a 49 minute, well writen and well edited video even though it probably would get demonetized
But it didn't, yet
I didn't know an IHE video could get demonetized... until it did.
I didn't know TH-cam would demonetize videos randomly...until they did.
Joeon Ren sand spend $100 on the game and all dlcs even though it has been only released for a few months SERIOUSLY WHY ARE THERE DLCS AT GAME RELEASE?
If it takes an hour to say you don't like Destiny 2 because it's too similar to Destiny 1, a game you already didn't like, then you didn't make a well written and edited video :P
Watching this in retrospect is a lot like watching the heartfelt promise of an addict to get better.. after they've already relapsed.
I get the impression more and more that IHE is looking at Destiny 2 while clouded by Destiny 1.
A lot of gripes he has with the game (story) age quite poorly actually.
One it the worst being: Why can't Ghaul be a cunning villain, simply because the Cabal are predicated to be a warmongering race? The idea that a Cabal indivual actually came up with a rather clever plan to nullify the Guardians power is cool. (what the game does afterwards is a bit dumb, because it nullifies that premise)
Sure, the game has its problems, but none are as big as he makes them out to be, More and more I feel like his insane amount of playtime in D1 stirrs like acid inside his mind.
@@skorpion7132worst story ever
Bungie used to make great games.... Until they didn’t.
Richard Head
11/10 best joke in this comments
Its all activistion this is why i dont play call of duty
Activision waved a bunch of cash in Bungie's face and simply said. "Forget everything you know about making a good game"
ROFL TURKEY Pretty fucking much lol 😂
Awesome wrighting haha i see u man
I got an ad for depression medication in the middle of this XD
Unresponsive20 Same! 😂
stop lie
That's wacky bro!!!! XD XD. Please stop your not funny
wow, can't believe i bothered to scroll through all that.
People are saying this is a bad joke..but it's real...i got the same ad...=.=
It's thoroughly impressive that throughout this 50 minute video you sound like you're in agony, as if just thinking about the game is causing you physical pain
HiFolksImAdam I'd talk the same after talking about Destiny 2 for almost an hour
That's what happens when you have hope in something, and everything is in place, but the companies are constantly doing their best to make the scam of a DLC game mediocre and the players are too stupid to stop supporting it until they make good changes.
HiFolksImAdam It's so bad it causes us physical pain
Its actually kind of depressing to hear him talk about it. I've never owned either of the destiny's and after watching this video I am glad I never have. Can anyone explain why people love this kind of gaming? There's obviously a fan base for it but I don't see the appeal at all. Reflecting on the gaming industry as a whole and seeing games like Mass Effect Andromeda completely fail really shows how low some of these publishers and game designers are going just to make an extra buck. I just wish we could get rid of pre-orders and micro-transactions and get the gaming industry back to the way it was.
HiFolksImAdam well he hates everything
i love how cool that red and white medieval/knight style armour is at the start, only for it to get shitter and shitter in each subsequent clip as the game forces you to chase power rating. Remember Reach and how cool the armour was?
You can get that armour now through ornaments, you just use a new currency (They give you plenty to start) and you can get more. Ornaments can be made from any non-event armour you've once possessed.
Reach was the peak of futuristic armour design and it's gone consistently downhill since.
@@frenchguitarguy1091 looter shooters being overdone is honestly part of the problem. plus most games with loot don't have good visual consistency, sadly.
Lol so true Ghaul was fucking stupid. Should’ve made him like twice the size, RED ARMOR for the RED LEGION and gave him a crazy backstory. Instead it felt like I beat the damn Michelin Man
David Ferraro michelin man ? Lmaoooo W
mewmew that's the worst excuse I have heard all day.
Fuck u
David Ferraro, I think the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man was a better villain.
He's basically a worse version of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises
I think you are spot on with a lot of what you say. Appreciate the effort that goes into a video like this.
Skill Up Would you recommend Warframe to IHE?
He clearly loves video games so he'd likely appreciate what it is on some level. Whether or not it resonates with him in the long term is anyone's guess. Warframe is a love it or hate it sort of game.
Its my boi! :D
Skill Up Alex has said a lot on Jar Media that he's burnt out with video games. I mostly think it's because he played Destiny 1 for over two months, since he never really said that before playing it.
I cant escape you
People die when they are killed.
Until they dont
1ppo until they didn't
1ppo Woah, that's pretty deep dude
"The More You Know"
"The more you know"
Ghaul looks like a grunt from halo on steroids.
Also darth malgus from the old republic
Yap yap the destroyer
"WaAaAoOaH"
~Some Grunt
I only just realized how true that is. I can't stop seeing it now. I'm cracked up
Why isnt anyone talking about how they said the first destiny was supposed to have a 8 year lifespan but for some reason theres a destiny 2 already
10years project ACTUALLY! that's what they saying at the beginning before Destiny 1 come out so I decided to preordered n did put quite money like £300+ then bang! Fxcking Bungie release Destiny 2 n worst all of your money, time n effort on Destiny1 cannot carry over to Destiny2. And I GOT FXCK & TRICK BY BUNGIE!
@@ukchub6633 they never said the would support destiny the game for 10 years they said they would support destiny (the franchise)for at least 10 years and That's because they had a 10 year contract with Activision
@@rileybickel7492 idiot
@@ukchub6633 that was rude
@@rileybickel7492 stop being an idiot, how much Bungie pay u to say that, they clearly saying 10 yrs project this game!?! It doesn't matter destiny or destiny franchise. Ppl put money and time n effort half of their life time is on that game. And they decide to move on Destiny2 and can't carry over. FXCK you Bungie and fxck you dj idiot.
*I thought Destiny was quite good*
*Until it wasn't*
Dex Francolini
XD
Dex Francolini lmao i like d1 and d2 but this comment is true and funny
Until it was.
The plot thickens!!
lmao
Anakin: I loved sand!
Until I didn't!
Legiyon *dust
Greatest cross-reference of all time
my lungs hurt more than i should
I used to think the Jedi were good
Until I didn't
Legiyon what XD
The shooting is sublime. I love the armour and the guns, that’s about it. Destiny is a skeleton of a great game but Bungie refuses to flesh it out.
Yeah the gameplay is awesome but that's it
You know... they might have fixed it....
yes the game is in a bad spot, but you cant blame bungie for not making a lot of content, because they simply cant make as much content as we expect from them while we're in this awful pandemic
@@user-nw2hq4kg8h Destiny has been lacking content since day one, way before the pandemic. Sure they hint at lore, (The traveller, the darkness, guardians, ghosts, Oryx etc.) But none of these things are as fleshed out as they should be.
@@user-nw2hq4kg8h they literally removed half of the content fuck Bungie
IHE really seems like an abused housewife in this situation. He was getting constantly beaten down yet still believed that there was good *somewhere* in Destiny.
It's glad to see now that the abused housewife has decided to get a divorce.
Until a DLC comes out where everyone claims it's the best and then he'll have to come back...
^ This.
Goombalo10 or in other words....until he doesn't?
until he didn't
Bungie: how do we come back from this?
Activision: you don't!
Bungie: There was a time we were much more powerful
Light of Sin rip halo ce - reach
Releasing a 20x better version on a 20x better platform (pc)
Martin Cunningham I wish bungie come back to halo to fix what 343 did
Jose Tijerina no they can't the people that made halo great with bungie left
4:30 "Humanity thrived...Until it didn't" --- Am I the only one to burst out laughing?
John - Hmmm... do you think that Bungie secretly hired George Lucas to work on D2?
Honestly, i usually don't notice when the writing is bad, but even i caught that line and thought to myself "who the hell wrote that?"
John - as someone who enjoys playing the game with friends, we all laughed at some of the shitty dialogue
John - no, but those that arent are cringing.... Oh, so much cringing.
Its hilarious. Literally written like a fucking parody skit or some shit
I forgot how everything about destiny 2 sucked at launch. Lots has improved but lots hasn’t.
I once enjoyed playing vanilla destiny, untill I didn't
I kept on buying the Destiny expansions, until I didn't.
Awesome Cookie lol
I thought destiny crucible was good, until I didn’t
pffft xD quality comment man. Great job
I was about to buy this , until I didn't!
That villain's collar makes it look like he got his head stuck in a urinal.
LOOOREEEEEEEEE
Lmao
Hahaha,true
ToddTheTolerable you haven't seen Alad V from warframe then
Alad V has a shower curtain stuck on his neck xD
When this dlc was announced I misread it as foreskin and not forsaken
Would've been better.
Amazing
appropriate, they should remove it.
You weren't far off. Bungie WAS giving you the shaft.
At least then I might’ve been able to stomach it
"The only character people care about"
Bungie : kill him the games dying
It was a good thing to do for the long run
@@thelaku5398 I'll actually die if talk about Cayde
@@thelaku5398 And now hes back
@@thelaku5398 Was it?
and bring him back when it's dying again
"Humanity thrived....
....
....
....
...until it didn't"
Huh, what a turn of events
Bet ya didn't see that coming
Horner hahahaha
Horner 😂😂😂
Horner i mean how am I supposed to know things are gonna happen in the future.
Even DOOM 2016 had a lore tab, and a fantastic one at that... and it's fucking DOOM.
Fuck the DOOM MARINE had more personality that ALL Destiny's Characters. Watch Jim Fucking Sterling's video on that.
The Doom Marine though...fucker doesn't even have a name
Well creators did confirm Doomguy is a decendent of B.J. Blazkowicz of Wolfenstein series. So it has a last name? Wolfenstein?
I'm not so sure, theres also the story that commander keen is related to B.J. so maybe id do like to link all their games into one universe
Razor Mavis ya Samuel Hayden is honestly one of the most interesting characters for me personally
Razor Mavis lol ikr!!!. Destiny 2 is the biggest to rip off in gaming history such a huge kick in da nuts for all it's fans! screw bungie I'm done. Lol such a waste n people lap up this shit!!! XD
And the traveler was dead. UNTIL HE WASN'T.
Rake Man traveler was never dead
Fag3Fag3Productions. That's what you thought, UNTIL IT DID.
Fag3Fag3Productions When the joke flies so far over your head. Until it doesn't.
For a corpse the traveler is quite active
I never realized it too... Until it did
IHE: I’m done
Narrator: he wasn’t. Nor was any of us
"Until it didn't"
Wtf
Stupid Potato until they did,though
Stupid Potato ima i hardcore destiny fan and i still said the same thing lol
Yeah I deemed it a fake either. Imagine my surprise when it was actually part of the game. So blissfully unaware of their own awfulness, it's impressive. :D
Stupid Potato some groundbreaking writing right there
Stupid Potato lol such lazy writing
"Humanity thrived... until it didn't." Did- Did they even try here?
Humanity tried... until they didn't.
writers tried... until they didn't.
That sounds like the kind of line you would write when you were satirically mocking that style of weighty, fluffy dialogue with no substance. That they actually used it, with complete seriousness in its tone and delivery, in the commercial product would be hilarious if it wasn't depressing.
I was peeing until I didn't
Destiny had potential...until it didn't..
Completely removing the player's voice is...straight up crap. Having the ghost effectively fill in as the player in conversation is just insulting.
LostGryphon I mean it’s a contentious topic.
Fallout 4 got torn apart for including it as it took a players ability to imprint themselves or their character onto the avatar they were playing as yet there as also been a steady outcry against simple silent protagonists.
This felt like a middle ground of “your character doesn’t have a voice but someone speaks in your stead” and I totally get why they went with it. It’s the most obvious way in my opinion and is perhaps the only thing in this whole video I’ll argue as not being as terrible as he says it is
The rest...
Weird things insult you
I don't usually like my protagonists have their own voice because it changes the way I interact with the world and makes me feel like an observer but if you're going to give my character a particular voice at least be consistent and let him speak his mind so he feels like he's a part of the world.
I don't mind being 'just an observer' as long as my character feels like he fits in, destiny 2 just makes your character seem about as out of place as you as the observer, like he's just there to witness it all, so you end up being an observer of an observer to an event. How terrible dull.
Septlaxer Gaming Yeah it’s a bit of a middle ground fallacy huh
LostGryphon It works in stuff like Half Life 2, but then again that's a good game, not a POS infested with lootboxes. Fuck Bobby Kotick.
I’m here after the latest DLC dropped and I’m annoyed of how they can’t come up with new enemies. The bads of this DLC are just old bosses you’ve beat.
That’s why I still haven’t bought destiny or the dlc because borderlands is superior in every way the multiplayer is the only way I can enjoy destiny 2
They did make new enimies bruh it's like saying that the new dlc doesn't come with a planet
The game was free in 2020 so I got a chance to play it I guess I win
They got tired of recycling old enemies, so they started recycling Bosses, really thinking about the environment too there.
They can. They just won't do it because it costs money, and why spend money when you can, you know, not spend money?
Destiny- Great Art, Great music, terrible game, terrible diversity, bland, terrible story..... Art people do their job, directors and game designers dont...
David In Destiny's case I find this even more annoying, because I really like the source material and background-lore, it's mindblowing how they weren't able to do something good with what they've got
Fuck u
This comment Says it all I play D2 I like it but you have to admit that the game sucks the game Could have been much more but no
Word.
@GamingwithCJ
this is why we can't have imaginative creations....the argumentum ad-hominem party is popular now.
I bought Destiny. I have to say I really enjoyed that time. Until I didn't.
Craig l stop stealing top comment
now how are we sppose to kow the enemies lvl
You enjoyed that time until you didn't? Yeah makes sense.
MrBaracu I'm pretty sure it means he got bored.
These comments are killing me 😂
You are so much more energetic in your first Destiny video, now you do sound defeated
I'm pretty sure in between that gap he got depression
Deo Temp I think he wanted to sound as meaningless as the games
well he did watch the emji movie
Because he has been defeated
I feel his pain coming from my screen.
"In the Lore..."
"In the Grimoire..."
"On the Wiki..."
I couldn't agree more with you here. I play World of Warcraft ... they gate _allot_ important Story behind Books ... Comics ... and yeah i *know* there are Audiobooks ...
Momoka7 wow does it a bit differently though all the information you need to understand the world and the story is Ingame assuming you’ve played Warcraft before hand and even if you haven’t it still does a pretty good job explaining the important stuff you might have missed. If you want more information because you genuinely want to know more about the world or characters you can get the books
I think you've majorly missed his point - it's not about his unwillingness to read, it's about them not caring at all about presenting a story. WoW for all it's faults at least tries to frame the grind around a central narrative that is EXPANDED UPON in books and comics :) Biiiiiiig difference.
Also probably worth mentioning that I do not play WoW, haven't played it since Cataclysm and really don't want to return to it ever again.
The funniest part of this entire review is that he created a more compelling story in his review than bungie managed with a massive budget and three years of time
I think the story was about as long as this video as well.
... Not really because all he did was retell destiny 2's story.
He's probably a paid employee because hating something is the new like now. Today's companies are not ran by a visioneer or lover of the product it's just ran by a generic board of directors with a single CEO that they all collaborate to make things done and they only see $$$ signs.
Then they merge/take over other companies like EA does. THAT is not a free market. A free market would have limits so there would be competition and bad companies going out. Not being artificially propped. Stock investors normally would not invest in a shaky company.
Today's generation does everything ass backwards like collages now have "Safe Zones" where you can't say anything against the collages mantra or you risk being fired for hurting people's feelings. Now you can be a colored person just by signing a form. What's next saying your a dog because you love animals?
The reason they polish the first hour or two more than the rest of the game, is because reviewers will only play the first hour or two them quit and go write their articles. Games are about making sales and good reviews. Not good story and gameplay mechanics.
Don't forget, more play time for people makes better reviews from not *main critics.* They would just be random people and more play time means more recommendations to friends or family.
Once the game sells however many millions of copies at launch / the first few months the rest are negligible. Then they make DLC to counter the lost sales from people who dont buy it later due to bad user reviews.
What the fuck.
No ofcourse not all games are like this. There are still many good developers, they're just becoming harder to come by. This is mainly just ALOT of 'AAA' games.
Then comes Warframe with an outstanding quest gated after 100 hours of gameplay and blows your mind
Destiny has always been like an ungrateful girlfriend. You like her and you care about her but the only things she's sucking is your time, patience, soul and, of course, Money.
I guess I can call my ex "destiny" from now on.
Joe C. lmfao
I'm so glad I only played multiplayer (a laggy piece of shit anyway) and only did one strike and barely got through the campaign with the bare minimum to unlock multiplayer. Unlike the rest of the fools I did not grind for anything or bother to unlock new guns through missions or any of that bullshit because I knew deep inside none of it will matter, it's all a time-wasting nonsense.
And does the bare minimum to keep you coming back for more
I thought this comment would be ignored
Until it wasn’t
Now it isnt
what?
Lol
And Ihe never made a vid on destiny again.until he did
👏👏👏
Pyramids are enemies of Spheres.
and you play a square
Destiny is in fact AAA geometry wars?
its the old rivalry hollywood has told us so many times
All these squares make a circle...
This 48 minute rant about destiny has more content then destiny....
I'll have you know it's 48 minutes and 59 seconds, you swine
than*
Medarr Amarr lol
Fck you man
And i'll have you know that 59sec has more content that CoO and Warmind
IHE was done with the game. He would never play again… Until he did
Many many times
I loved oxygen....until it didint.
ARC Trooper 5555 lol no one cares XD
Kenny Varsag do you even understand the joke?
ARC Trooper 5555 I didn't think someone could die from not breathing oxygen.. until they did.
ARC Trooper 5555 wut
me person huh?
Eh I have a golden rule for triple A games.
If it either has micro transactions or is made by the unholy trinity and their messiahs, then it's a pirate life for me.
True words to live by.
Legion I'm guessing the Unholy trinity is Activision, EA and something else?
Visseron Ubisoft.
Ironically, Assassin's Creed: Black Flag is the only Ubisoft game in several years that I never once considered pirating.
What about Mario x Rabbids? Does the power of Holy Nintendo overcomes Ubisoft's evil bad rep?
I didn't know Bungie could make bad games.
Until they did.
not going to click the read more, I already know you said "Until they did".
LMFAOOOO XD
@@IrishPhoenix until you didn't
Bungie used to be good until now.
I liked destiny 2 that’s your opinion
I just built a PC and redownloaded Destiny 2, if you think THIS was bad. Try it now. There is no intro, you are THROWN into multiple buggy 'bounty' missions. there are 7 missions and I still don't know why I did any of them. To make it worse, its the same enemies, AND THE SAME RUINES. Yes 7 missions are on the SAME MAP done over and over. I walked over the same staircase 7 times!!!! I ended up not playing the game after this.
*Destiny 3: the War of Geometrics*
Most of us know the Traveler by now, which has the shape of a sphere. What most do not know however, is that the Traveler actually comes from an ancient race, known simply as: the Spheres. The Sphere race is near extinction because of their natural enemy; the Tetrahedrons. The Tetrahedrons have been hunting the last of the Spheres for decades now, with the final confrontation happening right here, on earth, with the Guardians as the final frontier between the two races. After emerging victorious over the Tetrahedrons, the Guardians find out that there is in fact an even greater enemy in the universe. An enemy so powerful it makes the Tetrahedrons look like child's play. Nobody ever thought there could exist an enemy greater than the Tetrahedron, until there was... The Cube. The ultimate power in the universe, the true darkness.
*Dramatic sound effect followed with a fade to black*
*Deep announcer voice*
Destiny 3
*dramatic pause*
The war of Geometrics.
*Final fade to black with release date*
The Cube DLC for Destiny 3 will cost like 150$ or so, just putting it out there.
Update: Why I put the effort into this, I do not know. But thank you all for the amazing reponses. Shit made me laugh. I have updated it a little, to credit some of the great ideas that has been posted. Hope you enjoyed it. PS. I first realized later how much some of it could sound like Transformers, bonus I guess.
Alexander Kristian Lund Shipley until they weren't.
this needs more likes
That sounds exactly like Transformers 1
Feel like this is a Robbaz reference.
Wrong. The most important shape in the universe...
Is the Toblerone.
I thought this game would be decent
Until I didn't.
I see what u did there ):
Too bad because it is, which is why it still has concurrent 1m+ players not even including pc yet.
CS:GO Trading did you watch the video
Joaquin Rivera 2 months ago no shit
CS:GO Trading lmao the game is garbage
My Grammar was good ... until it didn't.
Your comment had no replies ... until it did
Rodary Windsor Cleveland snoop wasnt being copied... it'll he did
Rodary Windsor Cleveland you were the last reply... until...you
...wernt
This comments section man omg haha
This comment chain made me laugh and shit my pants
...until it didn't
Not gonna lie, destiny should’ve just been a game without a sequel, just with better graphics, updates, actual fair matches, etc.
As I read this while playing
I just got for free so yay I’m not getting a refund
@@killertrom64 I played it when it costed 60 dollars but I have to pay 50 dollars just to play the new updates ,reason why I quit
@@sho7634 dude I just got for free don’t get all the cool stuff but I’m happy
@@killertrom64 you getting it for free isnt a good game design infact free games are mostly worse than paid ones
so a big marshmallow turns off the lights and you have to kill him with your nerf guns got it
This is one of my favrite games, and is highly enjoyable for me. I would try it out if i were you.
Archie Lay No, don’t recommend it to anyone, just fuck off and keep it to yourself.
Noodall hey, how about you fuck off instead you pathetic waste of space, no one cares about you
@@whiterose74 Who hurt you?
I was looking towards destiny 2 being one of the best games of 2017...
Until it didn't
I love you
I didn't think Bungie could get any worse... until they did.
Jake don't count on it.
Those fuckers made overwatch game of the year.
Because fuck DOOM right?
Legion i made a joke not a genuine comment
Bungie made great games . . .
Until they didn't.
Wow, haven't seen this type of comment anywhere before. Come up with it yourself?
halo is cool
Ive seen this comment so many times just delete it so other people dont have to waste their brain cells looking at 50 of these
lmao
The Tumans the memes are strong with this one
This whole video was my exact reaction to Destiny 2. My family has been into Destiny for years and all of us were hyped for the game. I, though , was very disappointed. It was around when we got our light back I realized that the cool story-telling and cinematic was a one time thing and obviously not coming back. I was beyond excited when we were introduced to being without light and picking up the remains of our world, and then I wasn’t. The repetitiveness hit and I went back to playing Pokémon and Minecraft.
How the hell does that red armoured Cabal pronounce m's b's and p's when his lips are always apart?
TheQuentinSK8 You ask the right questions
Im gone
i laughed so hard at this and snot came out of my nose hahah me trying to visualize them doing this killed me hahah RIP!
VN DM lmao
I was literally asking myself this exact same question, and it broke my immersion hard... I think it's because their faces were so distracting that I even asked it in the first place. Then again, I asked that same question with Elites from Halo, so... Just Bungie things?
The characters in this game still just look like Bionicle to me.
Now that's just rude. Bionicles have more life to them then these pieces of wood.
biaza Dude Bionicles were the shit!
They do look like it actually, but fuck that, Bionicle is the real shit.
I have a box full of bionicles
i miss my bionicles collection :(
30:20 my boi
Hi Shammy! Nice channel m8
Shammy Don't you dare skip Destiny 2 once it's out on PC. The world needs you to review it.
You said it!
Shammy ur chanel sux
*🅱oi
So this video was a lie. You, in fact, are not done.
2 year wait and over-hyped promotion for a new enemy: _a dog_
Great. How long will it take to make a cat?
Ayame Kyoto BRAND NEW AND INNOVATIVE ENEMY DESIGN, EVERYONE, BEHOLD THE MASTER PIECE THAT IS THE...
D O G
Death
Of the
Gods
Ayame Kyoto hahahahahah. Silly taken have gerbils.
And grenade launchers. That you basically never use once you hit 300 light.
COD Ghosts all over again.
Am I the only one who noticed Gual looks EXACTLY like a Halo grunt?
Jrock474 I did!
Jrock474 hollyyyyyyy SHIIIITTTTT!!!!!
cabal are halo brutes with a grunt head. fallen are a mix of elites and drones and those annoying sniper lizard thingies. hive is flood without the bursty balloons of flood stuff.
Jrock474 he even said he was a (G)runt
My goodness, that's just terrible. They couldn't even think of new enemies for this game they had to recycle halos enemies.... Just a shame
The writers and developers of destiny won’t make actual improvements to their game because “They don’t have time to explain what they don’t have time to explain”
Dr. Bonk they did improve it actually ihe even said so aswell but they didn't fix it :\
No... Its just "too hard" for them.
Just ignore the fact that they had to re-do the entire story less than a year before the game came out... same with D1... but I guess we can get mad because we don't work on games... oh well, let's laugh at people that genuinely care and work way longer than anyone else ever would, or could, or that they had to build a decade long franchise in a year... I didn't get a codex, so none of that matters.
Pouty face.
Roflmao
Joseph Barney If they gave a hot shit about their game in the first place, there would have been steps to try and ensure it never got this bad. Don't fucking sit here and tell us "Oh making a game is hard" Yea? Well trying have your players spend $60 then cut out content to put in the eververse to make them play more, is fucking hard. Bungie has been at this a long time and they know how to make a quality game, they just didn't.
He was, in fact, not done.
beat me to it lol
I dont have time to explain why i dont have time to explain
Until it didn't
...Until it did.
"hey guys what if borderlands took itself too seriously?"
and then they made destiny
+thesxex ahahahaha.
That's too accurate. You must've been there.
“Great idea but what if we also removed all kinds of difficulty?”
That's being too generous to destiny
"what if we made borderlands but not fun"
Woo! Borderlands FTW!!
And still no Moth People
where are my fucking moth people???
Blue Square your name is a lie
"I loved destiny, I hate destiny 2"
Recommended " I hate destiny"
If you really want moth people, play Metroid Prime 2.
Joe Bailey indeed.
I'm almost done with the first in the trilogy so I'm glad I have something to look forward to on top!
It has a much better world and great storytelling too. Basically all that D2 doesn't have
Or call of duty
I mean the Luminoth are sort of like moth people, but they don't have this cool and interesting design as Destiny moth people, they're just aliens who looks like...moths.
DESTINY 2 DLC circles vs triangles
DESTINY 3 darkness comes back as a Giant Square!
J3lue DESTINY 4 circles comes back as ellipses and fights the Giant squares!!
Destiny 5 The Speaker comes back but nobody has time to explain why! And the Traveler morphs into Text that reads dear microsoft we’re sorry, take us back, Activision is really hurting our assholes. Sincerely, Buttbuddy. I mean Bungie.
Misread "squares" as "squirrels" and I'm amused to imagine giant black squirrels taking over the universe.
Fair and square
A giant Borg Cube.
One thing for sure: Nathan Fillion is pretty damn good at his job.
Pissed Off Crusader That's something I hope everyone agrees with
His was the only part that seems to not be totally fucked
He was given shitty dialouge. Even Nathan Fillion couldn't make it funny.
RandomTH-camr, for a 13 year old.
ShortChangeGames His dialogue is hit and miss from what I've seen
I hate that they tried to take themselves so seriously. The game is about mindlessly shooting aliens as a godlike space superhuman. Make the story about being a godlike space superhuman killing aliens, It's so dumb.
You cannot say nothong becoz you dont even play the game
@@thelaku5398 no mental gymnastics here my friend
Well explain almost every scifi game then?? Im waiting
@@thelaku5398 bro commented on the same comment twice but a year apart lmfaooooo
@@yourlocalhuman3526 you commented 3 months later also he replied but deleted hes commwnt dummy
This video made me sad. Just hearing how disappointed and broken Alex sounded was honestly heartbreaking.
Negative Loaf Dammit I can't take you seriously with that profile picture.
I luv it
Negative Loaf he's like that with every review
Yes, but here he actually means it.
How dare you do this to our lord and saviour. DAMN YOU BUNGIE!!!
I liked how you mentioned the composer at the end, I feal composers are often forgotten
You watched this whole video?!
Gary Kennedy yes
Gary Kennedy why the fuck would you ask that?
christian devey *feel....
Did you know that Gauls face uses updated image files from the grunts used in halo reach?
16:45
It's not, but if you believed me, I wouldn't blame you lol
Brandon Flash You fucking had me. I sat here thinking about it for a solid 5 minutes.
that's actually a good way to enjoy thinking about the campaign. Just imagine its big grunts who are tire of the shit that they take.
from destiny 1 I always been calling them grunts in mech suits
Brandon Flash still looks like a grunt on a steroids
honestly that's what I thought from the beginning.
Low and behold, he was not done. Claaasssic destiny player 💀💀💀
Destiny is like that toxic GF you cant stop.
it is designed like that. one of the most emerging jobs is psychology... for viidoegame design. scientists who make games as dopamine releasing as possible
it is a strong addition (destiny or diablo immortal EG)and works same way as cigarettes, other stuff and food. not as harmful but same mechanism of getting urges for it