Hangover love making from the rear went WRONG | TIFU

Subreddit:
TIFU
Title:
TIFU by having hungover s-x
User:
u/harrrt12
"So I (27F) have been dating this guy (29M) for about a month and a half. We have a great connection, and the s-x is amazing. I have no complaints. So I went to his place last night, and we got pretty drunk. Unsurprisingly, this morning I felt like s-t. Not stuck in the bathroom throwing up hungover, but definitely had a headache and stomachache. I’m getting ready to leave his place, but I wanna get one last good session in before I go. Everything is going great, and we’re talking real dirty. He says something about putting it in my a-s. I’m horny and into it, so I tell him to go for it. There’s a small little voice in my head saying “hmmmm maybe this isn’t a good idea since I don’t feel so hot”, but I told that voice to stfu.
Initially, it’s fine. Smooth sailing. But maybe a minute or two into it, it starts to feel really wet down there. In my head I’m like “okay there’s a chance there’s a little bit of s-t on his dick, but it comes with the territory so it’s cool.” We finish up after another minute or two. After we’re done, he immediately hops up and turns the shower on. He motions for me to take his hand and get up. I’m thinking “oh my god this must be worse than I thought.”
I get in the shower and there’s a decent sized mess. I’m a little embarrassed, but like I said it comes with the territory. It wasn’t until I got of the shower and saw there was s-t all over his bed. Not like a small smear, I’m talking actually s-t. I’m HORRIFIED. He jumps in the shower after me as I strip his bed. I go in the bathroom and start to apologize when he stops me and says there’s nothing to apologize for. He’s being so incredibly sweet, but I am still so embarrassed I can’t even look at him. I finally lighten up a little bit, and soon we’re laughing and making jokes about it.
I guess we can skip the whole phase where we’re too shy to poop and fart around each other.
TLDR - I had an-l while hungover and s-t on this guy’s bed."
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