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So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.
I got mad respect for Conor. He's juggling two jobs (working as a doctor assistant and a professional robber) and still takes time to make sure we are comfortable.
So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.
@@servantofgod9679 Good thing i don't believe in an afterlife OR the existence of a god, seems like it's a complicated thing to have to play by all those rules
I like to think he got it as a gift and was too polite to get rid of something he didn’t use until he was legitimately threatened by it. Or he was Christian, but that doesn’t strike me as the case. Something about him thinking he could be a vampire convinces me otherwise
@@germanrodriguez1842 he gave people pamphlets for years and when he got bit and turned by a vampire and realized that thats HELLA annoying he started sneaking into peoples homes to get the pamphlets back but he realized people thru that shit away immediately so he just starting taking their stuff
I am so glad Connor is here for me because "bassist in your punk band helps you brainstorm lyrics on the way to the gig" apparently isn't a roleplay that exist and I needed his soothing presence. 😔✊
Conor is very clearly a reincarnated late 1930s mobster with a heart of gold. You know what they say “You can wack the mobster, but you can’t take the Chicagoan accent out of his reincarnated ghost” 🤷🏻♂️
Mob boss: "Conor. I need you to...'take care' of Paulie" Conor: "No worries, boss" Also Conor: cures Paulie's chronic back pain and helps him get a new job
Conor's the type of guy to listen to all of your troubles and offer gentle, sound advice without burdening you with his own problems [which he has plenty of], because he doesn't want you "strest owt" as he says. He finds his comfort in helping others.. and robbing them, but what happens at work, stays at work. Help your homie out by lettin em help you.
People: white people have no culture Conner: one time I ate some raw garlic and it was so spicy I thought I was a vampire so I pushed my mattress against the window to block out the sun
I might actually genuinely cry from complete, untapped joy. Conor is literally the best I love this so much I'm so excited for more content with him! Edit: I feel so safe. I'm so happy. I want hugs and more positive affirmations from Conor.
There's something about Marno's sweet but chaotic personality that just makes him the best ASMR content creator to me. Just about every video is a new top tier. Just gotta let him know how much he's appreciated. Have a good sleep/relaxation everybody!
Yo, I think I've got the same blanket! Also, this is my first time being this early to a vid! I'm super excited, and ready for some good sleep! Love the content to peices, you're one of the few ASMRists who actually manage to make me both sleepy, and happy! Thanks for the awesome content!
please tell me Conor takes care of himself with the same enthusiasm that he takes care of us ;o; He deserves so many good things and I love him very much, wholesome boy to the max
The thing is- We can easily see Connors tattoos, we could tell the police and easily identify him. But I'd let the man go, we got a massage and got to keep the 'bubble' necklace 😌 my mans did nothin wrong, I'd let him steal from me again anytime he wishes
Saw a pic of Conor on your Instagram, didn't realize this legend was back and in his own vid... Def my favorite of your persona's... Thanks for the awesome nights of sleep and the Massach
I had an idea since I find makeup roleplays super relaxing, what if Conor robbed a beauty guru's house and decided to try out some of the goods? Or like an Instagram influencer's house or something like that
*CAN WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT WE DON’T EVEN NEED TO PAY TO ENJOY MARNO’S AMAZING VIDEOS AND WE JUST CLICK ON THEM ALL FOR FREE? THANK YOU MARNO!* *HE REALLY ENCOURAGES ME TO BE A GOOD ASMRTIST LIKE HIM, BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!* 💪🏼
I just realised I was all relaxed until he said “about 40 diamonds”, on the gold money sign hat, so I paused and counted and regretted my decision when I counted 40.. I should’ve trusted Conor 😂
Conor, He may rob you blind. Conor, The ski mask guy. Conor, Will massage thy spine. Because Conor, Is one of a kind. Thank you, thank you, I'll take my leave. 😌👋🏾
I just realized the PMA on the hand. Ah yes Positive Mental Attitude. Which he gives off a lot of positive feelings. Love this so much such a lovable character.
This character is great! I have to admit I judged by the appearance and didn’t expect much. But he has a quirky personality and I’m here for it. Great character development. I love him
Oh my god, this makes me so happy! This character / the other video like this was the first video I ever watched on your channel and will always be my favourite. The man may steal stuff, but he gives me great joy.
of all asmr why does this video fill me with such joy 😭 it's just so reassuring. like yes i did a great job robbing this house Conor thank u. finally SOMEONE sees my potential 😫😫😎
A small mistake on Conors part at 5:39. Black diamonds are incredibly rare, and Red Diamonds are the rarest color of Diamond. The fact that the chain was out in the open, easily swiped means that it's not as valuable as you think. The eyes and tongue are most likely lab-grown, dyed zirconium diamonds. This drops the price exponentially, and a buyer that has any experience at all will spot that.
Hey! So, idk if you do requests at all, but you seemed like the right guy to go to for this. It seems kind of new and experimental, but I was wondering if you could try a video of tapping/scratching/layered/etc, where the triggers start off really really intense and then get gradually calmer by the end of the video. The idea is that it simulates the stress of the day wearing off, leaving you calm and relaxed at the end. It seems like a cool idea to me, but I haven’t seen anyone try it yet, so if you try it first that would be so awesome!
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I love that dang mattress and I highly recommend it if you're looking for a new bed
I think you are in the 1% that can sell stuff better than most salespeople.
Stealing RMR drip?
i think i'm gonna get my dad on the helix train using ur link >:3c thank u marno
That's legitness!
Damn $200 off 😳
''i couldn't hurt a fly, you know that? unless the fly was hurting you" literally the safest ive ever felt
He's a Burglar, not a Robber.
A thief, not a thug.
So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.
nice name lol
@@servantofgod9679 you good?
@@servantofgod9679 lol give me 200,000 dollars and ill consider it.
I got mad respect for Conor. He's juggling two jobs (working as a doctor assistant and a professional robber) and still takes time to make sure we are comfortable.
Don't forget a masseuse
@@lindsaym.8267 t h e. d r y. m a s s a c h e
@@lindsaym.8267 omg you're right how could I forget. Make that THREE jobs
4, he's also Gabe's co-worker
Not just a aversge robber a *PROFESIONAL* Robber
I have to admit, Conor just might be my favourite character of the MCU (Marno Cinematic Universe)
Better writing than that other MCU
MARNO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE 💀
he got good competition tho
Agreed
@@leiferikson9884 BAHAHA
the first time Conor appeared in the channel, I ended up dreaming that he invaded my minecraft house, it was cool!
Your giving marno ideas lol
You don't happen to be missing some very nice and expensive necklaces, do you?
So we are all born with sin, but in order to get to HEAVEN we would have to be sinless, bc HEAVEN is a place w/o sin. This was not possible, but through HIS ONE AND ONLY SON JESUS CHRSIT, (GOD in the flesh) HE lived a perfect sinless life, and died the death we deserved as sinners, being crucified and whipped and tortured and suffocating to death. So HE could repay our debt of sin, thus making us able to go to HEAVEN. You see GOD loves us so much that not only did HE do all that for us, but HE made it free, GOD made is so that all we had to do to accept this free gift was to but our FAITH AND TRUST in JESUS, in what HE did for us. Thats it, that's all we needed to do. And in doing so HE will use us, in order to spread HIS love to others, to be vessels of HIS grace. I am just a mere peasant, but even though I am a peasant, GOD honors me like HIS child. HIS love for us is not comprehendible. All HE asks is that you love HIM as HE as loves you first. GOD BLESS.
@@servantofgod9679 bababooey
@@servantofgod9679 Good thing i don't believe in an afterlife OR the existence of a god, seems like it's a complicated thing to have to play by all those rules
I would trust Conor with my drink at a party
Absolutely without a doubt
no doubt in my mind mate, he probably knows how to fix me up if i do get poisoned. bein a doctor’s assistant and all
I would trust him with my life
Connor would steal your things to give them back as gifts while you're 3 months into the relationship
he'd drink it, not roofie it
"I no longer own any bibles"
This implies that he used to own multiple bibles
This man continues to be a many layered mystery
I like to think he got it as a gift and was too polite to get rid of something he didn’t use until he was legitimately threatened by it.
Or he was Christian, but that doesn’t strike me as the case. Something about him thinking he could be a vampire convinces me otherwise
pretty clearly the thought that he could be a Vampire changed his outlook on life and made him leave his job as a door to door bible salesman
@@germanrodriguez1842 he gave people pamphlets for years and when he got bit and turned by a vampire and realized that thats HELLA annoying he started sneaking into peoples homes to get the pamphlets back but he realized people thru that shit away immediately so he just starting taking their stuff
@@justintime112 coming to theatres near you this summer:
Burglaratu, Witness repentance
@@germanrodriguez1842 i need it and i need it now.
also that's an awesome movie title wtf
This video is just an excuse for Marno to show off his gengar chain
He hearted it. Must be true 😳
Well I feel stupid, I had to look up Gengar. That is wild! So many types. I learned something new today 😄.
Kinda sad you didn't say "My main goal is to blow up, and then act like I don't know no body" with the grill on :(
theres always the next connor vid, so dont give up on that idea yet lol
I feel like Conor would rob me but leave a heartfelt note behind telling me how I’m going to get through this and that he believes in me
i was hoping for more of this character, bless him
This is my favorite character
Same, God he's so funny
Yes!!!
I am so glad Connor is here for me because "bassist in your punk band helps you brainstorm lyrics on the way to the gig" apparently isn't a roleplay that exist and I needed his soothing presence. 😔✊
:0 I want that nowww, gosh dangit
@@origamitiger1329 get in the van, loser, we're frantically scrawling half baked lyrics onto the back of a Wendy's receipt
@@zeehall2737 heck fricken YES
Ok but if anyone can make that roleplay Marno can
The way this man says "massage" makes him a trustable human being.
massach
@@TheKatiecat68 haha. Quittt
masatch
Masaj
Massadge
The only crime Conor did was steal my heart
Aaahw love that haha
Don't forget stealing the neck pain.
@@cryodoctor8857 It's not stealing if the other person doesn't want or need it
That, and stealing all those items. But yes, that :)
Conor is very clearly a reincarnated late 1930s mobster with a heart of gold. You know what they say “You can wack the mobster, but you can’t take the Chicagoan accent out of his reincarnated ghost” 🤷🏻♂️
look at the pic in the back at 15:27
Mob boss: "Conor. I need you to...'take care' of Paulie"
Conor: "No worries, boss"
Also Conor: cures Paulie's chronic back pain and helps him get a new job
i absolutely fucking love how he says "thank you" at 5:16 . Just imagining a robber getting complimented and he just so calmly says "thank you"
Him calling the boo a “little bubble” is my favourite thing
Little bubble stickin aht it’s tungg
Plot twist: Maron spent a million dollars just to make this video 😂😂
its a tax write off hes good
Plot twist: he ACTUALLY stole all of this stuff for the video
More like $250,000
He seems like the kind of friend you’d make in middle school and stick with eachtoher afterwards and have no drama with whatsoever
Yeah it's like modern take on Robin Hood.. It's Amazing.
I feel like it would be funny if he made a part 2 but it want good things it was like his neighbors vacuum and things like that
Yooo he liked my comment that’s crazy
I need this
“Here’s a ton of ketchup packets I took from a chick fil a. I don’t even eat there I just grabbed the ketchups”
@@EmilyTotallynotbees he better cite you in the video because that sounds exactly like something he’d say
@@EmilyTotallynotbees I totally read this in his voice lol
I feel like Conor is the voice inside of Chris’s head
One of em!
@@MarnoASMR how many do you have?
infinite, they just keep being made.
@@joebiden1766 thanks joe
@@rand0mguy642 Who's joe?
“I like to express myself through illustration” - i died, so unexpectedly sweet!
As I saw this comment he said that like 2 seconds b4
Can we discuss how nice Marno’s nails are? I just noticed and they’re so clean and well taken care of? Now I want a chaotic nail salon roleplay 😔🤚
thats new
I always think that he's a well groomed guy.
Conor's the type of guy to listen to all of your troubles and offer gentle, sound advice without burdening you with his own problems [which he has plenty of], because he doesn't want you "strest owt" as he says. He finds his comfort in helping others.. and robbing them, but what happens at work, stays at work. Help your homie out by lettin em help you.
People: white people have no culture
Conner: one time I ate some raw garlic and it was so spicy I thought I was a vampire so I pushed my mattress against the window to block out the sun
"You wanna hear more about how I thought I was a vampire?" I've never wanted anything more, my dude.
I literally just looked up the old video with Conor only to be greeted with a brand new one. Godspeed Marno.
Obito.
@Ariana Storms
*ah a fellow naruto fan i see*
"godspeed marno" reminds me of the shopkeeper outside the brotherhood in ac unity
@@simsonchin godspeed Arno
Conor is very sweet and comforting and I think I was in need of sweetness and comfort because I randomly started to cry
I’m certain Connor would never forget to give the homies blankets
Nah bro, Conor would make sure every homie had a four poster bed
Imagine walking into your kid’s room and seeing this video of a man with a mask & gold hat on, whispering about the stuff he just stole...
Id come and watch too
Is this ya mahm? Hi there, ya kid was just healpin’ me wit my businest. He’s a very helpful young boy.
I wonder if Conner has ever thought about going into "massajch" therapy. He seems like he would be really good at it.
I might actually genuinely cry from complete, untapped joy. Conor is literally the best I love this so much I'm so excited for more content with him!
Edit: I feel so safe. I'm so happy. I want hugs and more positive affirmations from Conor.
I feel like Marnos hair is gonna be longer then Erins soon
nobody can stop the flow
I'm waiting for him to shave it off completely
omg i bet they use the same conditioner 🥺🥺
@@1996Pinocchio sounds like ephemeral rift lol
Funny thing is that mines longer I’m 14 my hair is super thick and pretty long it goes below the top of my spine by quite a bit
There's something about Marno's sweet but chaotic personality that just makes him the best ASMR content creator to me. Just about every video is a new top tier. Just gotta let him know how much he's appreciated. Have a good sleep/relaxation everybody!
For some reason, being sleepy makes me more prone to puns, and as I was pondering this presentation it occurred to me... “is this calm-edy?” 😅😂
Conor is so sweet!! He’s my favorite character for sure. I’m glad to see he’s doin alright, even if he thought he was a vampire last week
i see nothing wrong with Conor, he's a completely lawful and law-abiding citizen.
He only wears the mask because he's cold
Yo, I think I've got the same blanket! Also, this is my first time being this early to a vid! I'm super excited, and ready for some good sleep! Love the content to peices, you're one of the few ASMRists who actually manage to make me both sleepy, and happy! Thanks for the awesome content!
same!
i was just thinking about how i couldn’t sleep. how convenient
Same
You stole the words from me!!!!
Me
please tell me Conor takes care of himself with the same enthusiasm that he takes care of us ;o; He deserves so many good things and I love him very much, wholesome boy to the max
Are those all real? I can tell where the sponsor money went 😉
BROOOOOOOO!!!!! I HAVE BEEN WANTING A CONOR VID FOR SOOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!! WOULD JUS LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE - MARNOGEMENT.
I can’t help but picture Marv from HomeAlone when hearing Conor
Connor conveys the same kind of warm and comforting feeling as when the old lady at the cafeteria calls u Baby Chil' and gives you an extra cookie
Or when the waitress at the diner calls you hon'
"You ever play pokemon stadium?"
I'm now reminded of how old I am
I feel like Conor was a licensed masseuse or something before he dedicated his life to crime 🤔
The thing is- We can easily see Connors tattoos, we could tell the police and easily identify him. But I'd let the man go, we got a massage and got to keep the 'bubble' necklace 😌 my mans did nothin wrong, I'd let him steal from me again anytime he wishes
Pretty sure we're the accomplice, but I would also let him steal from me anyway
Never thought "Massage by Dude in a Ski Mask ASMR" would work, but there you go.
11:09
“My main goal is to blow up AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY”
3:23 the perfect focus timing
Conor has a true heart of gold
because he stole it from someone
(probably)
I felt when he was eating an orange under the covers-
Saw a pic of Conor on your Instagram, didn't realize this legend was back and in his own vid... Def my favorite of your persona's... Thanks for the awesome nights of sleep and the Massach
I was expecting Conor to run a diamond tester around the items and then say "ICE!".
I had an idea since I find makeup roleplays super relaxing, what if Conor robbed a beauty guru's house and decided to try out some of the goods? Or like an Instagram influencer's house or something like that
Look, I see a friendly burglar, I click. That's just how it is.
*CAN WE APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT WE DON’T EVEN NEED TO PAY TO ENJOY MARNO’S AMAZING VIDEOS AND WE JUST CLICK ON THEM ALL FOR FREE? THANK YOU MARNO!*
*HE REALLY ENCOURAGES ME TO BE A GOOD ASMRTIST LIKE HIM, BUT HE WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST!* 💪🏼
NICE ADVERTISEMENT
@@viporal7898 thank u my friend. 🤗☺️
@@ASMR_Orangely NO PROBLEM, DUDE
blatant advertisement, cop this dislike and report.
I'll trust this asmrtist on April 1st.
I like to imagine everything is 100% real and he spent millions on an asmr roleplay
I’m so glad he brought back Conor! Criminal King 👑
the couldnt hurt a fly bit has the same energy as "youre a rock, youre my rock"
i always come back to this video and i can’t quite pinpoint why
also i’ve never even made it past like five minutes
I just realised I was all relaxed until he said “about 40 diamonds”, on the gold money sign hat, so I paused and counted and regretted my decision when I counted 40.. I should’ve trusted Conor 😂
I'm so sleepy I don't even need this video
BUT I WANT IT AND I'M GONNA HAVE IT ANYWAY
mad props to marno for wearing a ski mask for these videos because i know they’re uncomfy as hell
@@FaulkieB he went skiing
@@FaulkieB i wear ski masks for funzies sometimes (also so i don’t get windburn)
The video was Marno’s excuse to simply flex on all of us and I’m not complaining
our favorite criminal has returned 🤩
Conor,
He may rob you blind.
Conor,
The ski mask guy.
Conor,
Will massage thy spine.
Because Conor,
Is one of a kind.
Thank you, thank you, I'll take my leave. 😌👋🏾
I just realized the PMA on the hand. Ah yes Positive Mental Attitude. Which he gives off a lot of positive feelings. Love this so much such a lovable character.
omg i was rewatching connor video way too much. love this guy!
Only Marno would create this type of role play lmao
Only Marno Could create this type of role play
This character is great!
I have to admit I judged by the appearance and didn’t expect much. But he has a quirky personality and I’m here for it. Great character development.
I love him
I like how half of us didn't spell Conor's name right💀
The fact that I wanna sleep so bad but I also want to listen to conor’s stories is killing me
i cannot possibly explain how much i love conor
ASMR is literally the best way to do an ad because I'll always listen to them to just hear whispering. ❤
like, one minute im laughing, and then it’s morning
I feel like Conor and Gabe just have the best Bro days together
Oh my god, this makes me so happy! This character / the other video like this was the first video I ever watched on your channel and will always be my favourite. The man may steal stuff, but he gives me great joy.
more roleplays like this please. legit the only roleplays i like
of all asmr why does this video fill me with such joy 😭 it's just so reassuring. like yes i did a great job robbing this house Conor thank u. finally SOMEONE sees my potential 😫😫😎
i missed conor :') only robber i would trust with my house keys.
"this little bubble sticking out it's tongue"
hvgbkgdgjjb lol
I gotta be honest I really think the soft spoken voice from the first video suits this character better than full on whisper.
Great video tho
When he leaned in to look closer at the black teeth I thought he was gonna kiss the cute and creepy little bubble~~
Conor stole my watch! 😡
And my heart. 🥺
it's so nice. i re-watched it right away, you also made it... like, quieter and calmer longer into the vid? it's good.
A small mistake on Conors part at 5:39. Black diamonds are incredibly rare, and Red Diamonds are the rarest color of Diamond. The fact that the chain was out in the open, easily swiped means that it's not as valuable as you think. The eyes and tongue are most likely lab-grown, dyed zirconium diamonds. This drops the price exponentially, and a buyer that has any experience at all will spot that.
Let's goooooo
Hes got some shit with some bop init
@@claddd YEAH YEAH‼️
OMG ITS DABABY OMG AHHHHH
Hey! So, idk if you do requests at all, but you seemed like the right guy to go to for this. It seems kind of new and experimental, but I was wondering if you could try a video of tapping/scratching/layered/etc, where the triggers start off really really intense and then get gradually calmer by the end of the video. The idea is that it simulates the stress of the day wearing off, leaving you calm and relaxed at the end. It seems like a cool idea to me, but I haven’t seen anyone try it yet, so if you try it first that would be so awesome!
I really needed this tonight, the timing is perfect:) thanks Marno
havent even gotten past the sponsor yet and im already almost asleep, amazing work as always mate
I like how he sounded like the wet bandits from home alone ☺️
Side note: I’m so glad that Marno has almost 500K subscribers! It was about time
Lol omg "srry for the mess, I got a little paranoid last week" that was gold
Just when i was gonna rewatch an older video
YES I LOVE CONNER the most relaxing criminal out there!😂😂😂
I guess you could say he’s a smooth criminal 😎😏
Wait, no, because I love this character.
Can we get a Conner series? 😂 He's so chill
I've watched this video 20 times already 🤣
apparently i watched this whole thing last night so it must be good
PLEASEE POST MORE OF CONNOR I LOVE HIM!!!! Literally the best tingles from him no cap. Its the accent for me 😍😂