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ASMR Personal Attention and Positive Affirmations
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2019
- You just relax. This is your time.
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This feels like he got told to “take care of you” and he misunderstood and actually takes care of you instead of killing you.
A random Dutch Girl 😂😂😂
Partner in crime tho
Yup
He also seems like he reads self-help books and listens to podcasts about emotional health while he sits with the getaway car.
Had niet verwacht andere Nederlanders hier tegen te komen
"You're like a rock. You're my rock"
*Everybody liked that*
it's not just a rock..😔🥵🥺..its a boulder
Rahda rahda. Get the reference?
You personificated stone henge
The Cube not funny if you gotta ask
Yessir
Everyone’s talking about being called a camel and a marble but I’m most endeared by being called “you peanut m&m you” or “butterfly wings”!
Mia P. M&M is for you! Because you’re so sweet! Butterfly wings are also for you, they symbol that you are beautiful!
I guess a painting too, because everybody admires you. :D
Don’t forget that people will give you respect too. :P
@@beanie640 I don't know what to say, but oh my gosh thats legitimately the nicest thing ever said to thank you so much!
Mia P. I have always been taught to say the truth, so there it is. :D
@Skull_manz If only people were regularly this nice in the outside world.
NemesisRX Eh, some people gotta be nice. The worlds just full of poison at this point. You’re either nice, or just plain mean. That’s what I’ve noticed from the public, before the pandemic of course...
"You are a rock"
🙂
"You are my rock"
😄
"You are my marble"
😁
"You can sell a marble for a lot of money"
☹
"Can't sell you for all the dough in the world"
😀
Accurate movement of emotion
69 nice
@@irishpotato5599 shut
@@irishpotato5599 Up
@@irishpotato5599 you
"You're strong, you're strong... You're like a camel."
Me: *Nodding through tears* "I am strong. I am a camel." 😭
Let the camel water flow through you
You’re doing great. Just breathe.
you're my marble
This coment made my day
I am camel
Dude, thanks for appreciating me. Honestly, my self steem was affected by the horrible gash on my face, but after the impromptu tooth floss sewing and the positive affirmations, man, I gotta say, I feel fresh and resilient.
You're a good bro, bro. Also a good thief. You stole my heart and my lunch when we was kids. And though I cant be sold for all the dough in the world, you make me feel worth it.
Let's get it broski.
This gamer damn got this bread
Tony The Giraffe not just this bread, *all* the bread
Akihito Tsukushi is God got the whole loaf
777 likes.. im feelin lucky
@@PostMortemAnimations nah, they got the whole bakery
"you never really see that baseball bat coming."
*2020 in a nutshell so far*
And now that bat is full of nails and is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire
*2020 in a nutshell so far (July edition)*
@@QuienSabe110no Yeah man, mine too. The original plan was to go to the beach. We ended up just having a small gathering at my house (no more than five people including me). And my dad played DND the whole time.
@@QuienSabe110no Oh, I guess I should have spelled it like D&D instead. It was just Dungeons and Dragons.
2020 is looking both ways before crossing the street and being hit by a plane
How about rn😂
I imagine that he found that ski mask and his first thought was “I can do a role play where I’m a criminal”
I mean it that was probably following the original thought:
“ hey look, a ski mask! “
@Busto I own some balaclavas, but they're like a mid-evil and have a mask that I can pull up. He's using a stretchy black beanie. Since the middle part of the ski mask is a bit torn. So I suspect he had cut it or it's just falling apart.
@Busto they're the same thing?
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
I was your 666th like 😈
marno. i NEED this to be an ongoing character of yours lol. literally loved every second of it. i was intrigued, relaxed, entertained, all at once too.
NESS I completely agree I love this soooo much
Gabe:t h e r e c a n o n l y b e o n e
@@kmac291 plot twist it's actually Gabe.
Methinks this is a side gig for Gabe 😆
Absolutely
"You never really see that baseball bat comin'" is a metaphor for life if I've ever heard one.
Nyarako-chan congratulations you have 104 likes and one comment and that comment is me
249 likes and 2 comments with the second being me XD
324 likes and 3 comments with the third as me
Honestly, bad or good events is just god vibechecking you to make sure you still know how to breathe.
490 likes with 5 comments and the 5th comment is me :)
Marno’s great at exuding platonic vibes if that makes sense. I feel like a lot of male asmrtists make their roleplays too flirty so it’s really nice to feel like we’re just a couple of pals having some of that good good platonic intimacy™
Yes i agree! He somehow gives off the perfect safe, friendly vibes
Yea RaffyTaphy has a similar vibe
I've been a steady follower and concerned of Marno's productions for years, and I am a repeat visitor to all of these videos.
This is easily my seventh or eighth time on this video, and just glanced through the comments to discover this gem.
You are so, so accurate with your description, and it is seriously part of his unique charm and part of what has made me almost religiously follow this man since the beginning.
Yes! I almost instantly click away from most other male artists cause they make me uncomfortable and their content usually carries the threat of sexuality and I’m waiting for their true motive to reveal itself. Marno’s videos just feel human, friendly. And he also really gets how to do asmr content.
“You don’t gotta look tough for me, you personified Stonehenge....but we all crumble sometimes.” - Marno
If marno isn’t a dad idk who is
くくそくらえそくwee €2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, wwerewえくそくeらえ
@@antichrist4449 No need to get political here
@@_nya_3664 wh-
@@_nya_3664
Ok I'm gonna translate for fun here
User Andichrist says: Damn shit wee € 2222222222222222222 of the population of PA, weerew shit e
One for one translation here, Im not great at localizing tongues
@@sweatyskeleton7390 thank you, I forgot that I've said that, but I am very glad to know now
“You never really see that baseball bat coming” is a whole 2019 vibe
Edit: Well...... I guess this is an even bigger 2020 vibe.
Edit 2: …Hi past me, welcome to 2022… it’s still a vibe.
VIBE CHECK
Baseball bat of depression doin’ it’s weekly vibe check
Glenn and Abraham probs think the same (twd fans where u @)
Vibe check is Vaccination 2
I love a good baseball bat to the face
I feel like Marno wants to do full on rp asmr vids sometimes but he has no idea really how to so the closest thing we get is an identity crisis every once in a while.
Is this even him?? Or like a friend who wanted to try anonymously? Haha
This comment wins 😆
Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂
M you can tell it’s definitely him because of the tattoos on his wrist and arm
Veronica Sawyer or the small blonde fuzz on his lower lip
Marno sounds like his parents are from Italy but he was raised in Massachusetts
Raised in MA. Family from Sicily. We're rhotic. Marno sounds great but like a Canadian, not a Masshole. The Rs are the giveaway. :D
Spluck It I know for a fact he doesn’t sound Canadian my friends mom is from Canada and I spent a lot of time with them I think it’s less mass but more New York now that I think about it
I have never been there or seen how you spell it, but the moment I read it it translated immediately
I'm from Iowa and like 90% I forget Massachusetts exists 😂
Fox_ Soul Lol Forgot Iowa was a place So many forgettable states here
This is like the dumb, “why are you even a bad guy?” villian sidekick in almost every kids movie
QuickyyQ So Kronk?
So Marv in Home Alone?
So me with my friend?
So anxiety?
So something original?
I’m less than a minute in and I don’t know wether to be comforted or creeped out
Edit: comforted. Mugger man is a sweetie
A real good fella besides the mugging and stuff
My thought process exactly
love mugger man
Good people do dumb things
You sound pretty sus
Boss: "take care of the hostage"
Marno: "ok boss"
Marno....
He was told to "take care if them" but he misunderstood
Of*
hey man marno is doing a great job
Giorno Giovanna I didn’t know you listened to ASMR
lvl 100 mafia boss be like
shoulda been titled “positive affirmations from a canadian robber”
oh yeah no you betchah boss, i'll take care of him real good eh.
Jaiyde as a pure canadian myself, i can confirm this
BWAHAHAHA
@@puppymcpupsters jeez, you ok?
Want me to patch you up tough guy?
Bwahaha....
I had to click it lmao... I didn't know wtf this was omg...
me during my next breakdown: "you're Stonehenge personified, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge, you're Stonehenge"
c'mon i can do this *I AM A ROCK*
_"I'M A VALUABLE MARBLE!"_
@@rubes221 That's the best one
Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge???
@@xnimoeee8410 some very bored Neanderthals
I didn’t realize how bright and sparkly Marno’s eyes were, until I saw them behind a ski mask
I would like this but I cant cuz 69
Ski masks suit him
This man just talked about the color scheme of a fanny pack for 3 minutes before casually whipping a switchblade out of it.
If that isn’t chaotic neutral I don’t know what is
U t e n s i l s
I am feeling a whole new level of chaotic neutral vibes right now
Anybody who admires camels and bedbugs is definitely chaotic
This is a perfect analogy of chaotic nuestras and actually helped me understand the concept better.
Nah. This is more chaotic good. He's doing a bad thing but with good intent lol.
Mob boss: " *take care* of it"
Marno: "say no more"
😂😂
Nah, that's Gabe 😆
I read that as Mob Ross and honestly this is what the video feels like. If Bob Ross was a mob boss
@@bunbunbuns5174 I re-read my own comment as Mob Ross just now.
When the guy who wanted to rob your house sees that you're too stressed.
Hey just cause I want money doesn't mean I want people to be upset :(
This reminds me of stories where robbers break in and they actually give stuff to the victims cuz the robbers are like "holy shit you are BROKE and you need help so I shall help you" like that one meme with the big bulky mom in all the war armor and she's looking at the drawing her son did.
Okay, despite the context of the video I can't stress enough that this is actually the most tingle enducing, relaxing asmr video I've watched just... Ever. It's definitely the soft spoken accent. Made me feel real good about myself too. Never thought a dude kidnapping me would make me feel so positive before sleeping, heh
OH IM HIS PARTNER IN CRIME
wretched euphoria YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT
Dr T Asmr does a lot of Italian mob guy asmr
I was like 666 and I loved the video
8:09 8:09 8:09
8:14
Y’all thinking he’s our captor when we’re really his accomplice
didnt expect the ending too 😂
Yeah I know
That bat hit us harder than we thought
1 year later, this video became my confort video. I SWEAR every time i have a mental breakdown i watch this video and i feel safe. I really don't know why but this is my favourite video of ALL time. Thank you so much, you inspire me SO MUCH, you have no idea. ❤️
Honestly same, such a bizarre idea for a video but something about this vid just really helps me relax and breathe again no matter how bad the day's been. Good ol' Conor is just....I'd trust him with my life, if not my wallet.
Me: watching the video
Mom: comes in..."what are you doing?"
Me: ............"I'm a camel"
Very resilient
Please don’t attempt to drink 30 gallons of anything in 13 minutes.
I'm Stonehenge
You're marble
I'm a peanut m&m.
“You’ve got them nerves of steel” jokes on you... I canceled a very important doctors appointment today because I was nervous
Did you ever go?
Hannah T yeah I did eventually, a few weeks later 😂
@@lorin4617 eventually is better than never!
NERVous 😏😏
@@HumanoidChia what
This...
This is...
*THIS IS THE CONTENT I SUBSCRIBED FOR*
Oh honey
hooonnneyyyy
Oh ho-neyyy
When people meet me
“It’s a little ugly... idk how I feel about it”
"I like it" :)
“There’s nobody else like you.” :D
I literally started reading the quote as soon as that part of the video came up.
LW Gaming that’s cool lol
L
The same goddamn thing came to my mind Hailey 😳
How he edited the cuts has great comedic timing
9:18 9:18 9:18
this shit hit different, this one was definitely a good idea dude
So did the baseball bat apparently
UnderScore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
buttercup - calm yourself
Jesus Christ on a bike! - i have not stopped laughing for 3 days straight
I didn’t realize an ASMR video could give me Stockholm syndrome
Ah you were faster, i wanted to say that xd
but... "we're" the partner in crime...
How does being taken care of by your partner in crime give you Stockholm syndrome
You may have misunderstood this roleplay lol. This isnt kidnapping
Que horror
Mob boss: take care of him, he’s a liability
Marno: you got it boss
*marno comes back an hour later*
Marno: alright boss, I patched him up and I’m running him a bubble bath
*That bath soap better be bubblegum-*
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
@@vurxell2266 checkmate atheists, if god isn’t real then who’s brain do I keep in my favorite jar
@@vurxell2266 lol yes daddy. What else do I need to do with my mouth??
I'm a bad girl for I have sinned.
Can you just imagine the store clerk watching him buy a bag, a knife, a mask
And other things you might use for a robbery or assault and wondering if they should just report him now
I NEED MORE OF THIS
I NEED MORE OF THIS CURSED ROLEPLAY
THIS IS THE CONTENT THAT I WANT
NO I DONT WANT IT
*I N E E D I T*
?
Confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior and God resurrected Jesus Christ three days later and believe it in your heart as well as giving your life to God and living in God's will and you will be saved
I NEED IT TOOOOOOO
@@vurxell2266 confess with your mouth that people like you are why so many people hate christians. come on, say it with your chest
@@dumpsterfire3214 I thinking the same thing
Imagine walking in and seeing a man wearing a ski mask talking to a microphone while brushing a camera
I mean this comment implys you dont know him, what are you doing in his house?
@@jasperw.7930 he could be in my house?
Ah yes let me just break into this man's house and film a video
@@jasperw.7930 I mean who knows? XD
Jasper W. He has to upload somehow.
Did this man
just stitch my wound with
f l o s s
Minty
The floss flavor.....fucking mint
Don't forget that he asked for the floss back when we finished with it.
“You ever seen Baby Driver? Nobody can replicate that”
Me: internal fangirl screaming
Burrito Torpedo A g r e e
THAT MOVIE SLAPS THO
"The movies a rom com...... a romantic. Comedy." Gives off big John Mulaney vibes and I'm living for it
This needs a sequel I wanna know where this goes
Yes! Sequel!
Banksy Studios I read “ this needa a squirrel”
SAME bro same
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me trying to flirt: YoU’Re LiKE A CaMeL, VeRY ReSiLiEnT
I got to this comment as soon as he said it and the universe could not have been more aligned
or BED BUGS
@@juanesparza5105 omg same
YOUR NAME IS SIP SIP PONY
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Me: supposed to be falling asleep
Also me: literally laughing out loud at the glasses and ski mask combo 😂
I sincerely felt that
Shhhhh you're too close to learning that he's actually an old kindly grandmother
8:44
This is genius. Literally. I would have never thought up this concept, but the execution here was brilliant. A strange video to become my new favorite, but here we are.
8:19
i started the video and was instantly confused
Same xD
I almost thought I subbed to the wrong person xD
I was confused before I even started the video
You're just a tired idiot
me: * opens vid *
me as soon as it starts: ayo tf is this
😂😂
So true
Marno? I thought he was Rob Bank
Feels like this is the character that conforms a kid while something tragic goes on in the background
your profile picture makes it better
blyat
For some reason the spiders thing reminded me of the immortal words of a beekeeper to a bunch of newbies: "Sweat dripping down your back is normal. These suits can be hot and it's nothing to worry about. Sweat dripping up your back? is not sweat. *That's a bee.* "
I cannot express how much I truly love this. The accent, the plot, the triggers...it's perfect!
“Or uh y’know....utensils”
3:45
That had me dying
“They can drink up to 30 gallons in 13 minutes.... any other animal that would try that would croak.”
Me laughing while thinking “especially frogs 😂”
Hearing that actually makes me think of the story of Tiddalik, the frog that drank all the water
I waould love for this to be a SERIES! lets get Marno's character a name and learn more about the lore of Marno's accomplices. Is he in the mob? Is he kleptomaniac? So many questions!
Hope he does a collab with Uncle ER- I mean The Entity.
@@focalpoint._ ooooooo that’d be the coolest shit bro hell yea lol
Marno: "Couldn't sell you for all the dough in the world though."
Me: :))
“you’re like a camel, very resilient”
that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me
this is my favorite asmr video of all time
ikr! i always come back to this one
idk why... but i always come back to this video whenever i'm feeling anxious. it might have something to do with the particular way you soft speak but don't really whisper in this one; it's very soothing but in a more casual way, lmao. thank you for the great content my dude. i cannot even count how many times i've played this video and watched intently, let alone how many times i've played it in the background to keep me grounded when i'm trying to be productive. i just appreciate your channel so much, tbh.
8:25
I’ve never felt so confident in myself after being compared to a camel and bedbugs
Jim Halpert and a rock.. I mean a marble
Y'know i saw the notif and i saw the mask. I saw this thing, was somehow surprised, but the most out of place thing, for me, is the soft new york accent
Lol, it's like mid-west with some new York thrown in 😂
19:13 Finally I'm not the only one who just called this "the thing" because they didn't know what it was called
I like this character of "kind and supportive friend that is also definitely a dangerous criminal"
When I watched this video, I felt like he was robbing my stress.
He’s also stealing your heart
I mean......ur not wrong tho...
Mugger Marno: You can put apples in here...
*Gabe randomly appears with arms full of grapefruits instead*
I can only press the like button and it counts only once or you’d have a ton of likes
I want to like the comment, but it has 69 likes and I don’t wanna ruin that.
oops ruined the 69 likes
Not just any grapefruit- soggy, human flesh-looking, messy grapefruit......
In a BAG.
Grapefruits smell like you're not supposed to eat them
I just found this video again after 4 years. The nostalgia is crazy. I remember certain lines cause of how many times I used to watch this. Love you Chris!!
The fact that I've watched this so many times that I know chunks of the script is amusing to me lol
Boomers: u gotta watch out on the streets these days u never know who’s a criminal
Actual criminals:
No one:
Not a soul:
Marno with a fanny pack: *you can put apples in here*
Spicy Chetoes i read this as it happened tf
Callum Robertson or utensils
Apples taste like taking off your pants...
@@shego1142 What... What does this mean?
@@squidwardtentacles3815 it's a reference to another one of his videos
I’ve never felt so loved . And I’m just being told that I’m like a marble. Wild
7:04 that signature "alright!" is just so wholesome like ackk
“You’re like a rock”
Ten seconds later: that ugly rock
Jacey boi nah you’re like rocky (from spongebob)
But he says you're a marble 5 seconds later
"You personify Stonehenge, but we all crumble sometimes" damn
Abby I really needed that one today 😔
Concept: The criminal is actually talking to an alpaca he stole from the local Petco. For some reason they sell alpacas. You’re the alpaca. Your name is Camel, and you’re very resilient. That’s why he named you Camel. You were brought along on a mission because you can carry stuff on your back and spit at police officers but got unexpectedly vibe checked by an old man with a bat.
Checkmate, fellow theorists, I bet you can’t beat that.
“You can let out your emotions, you’re strong”
*happy bleating*
Marno gets the floss through the needle
Me: FIRST TRYYYY
Aaron Kyro? XD
Jeremy Novoa FIRST TROIIIIIII
Me -
Marno - * is a New Yorker who is patching me up after probably getting me into too much trouble to handle *
Me (after looking at the caption and being a long time subscriber, knowing exactly what this man is like) - 14:18
nah the viewer is supposed to be his coconspirator.
@@Gashdal I wasn't too sure I'll change it :-)
“you’re like a camel, very resilient”
me at almost 2AM: realizing that i’ll not sleep laughing so hard
i read this as, "realizing that ill not laugh sleeping so hard
I am in the same situation
This style of whispering is different from how you usually whisper. I'd love for you to do this more cause it's very relaxing
9:03
Something always brings me back to this video. I haven't found anything quite like it. It makes me feel a certain warm and fuzzy and safe feeling whenever I watch it. Marno has this way of putting me at ease that I've only gotten from two other ASMRtists. His videos feel like a nice, long hug
9:53 9:53 9:54 9:54 9:54 9:54
Laughed after realizing "diy stitches" is now in Marno's search history
Also the glasses. Iconic.
“You’re a personified stone henge... but we all crumble sometimes” 🥰
I don't know about yall but this has to be my favorite ASMR video ever! The accent, the tone of voice, the calm, and THE COMEDY!!!! Man I loved the comedy. I could listen to this a hundred times over!! @Marno ASMR could we please get a part 2?? I loved this so much and it is so original. Thanks so much for the amazing content, much love.
9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47 9:47
I love that we know he is Connor and has made a return now
"I feel like I could fit in at a Tyler the Creator concert. Or at one of those cafe's where they draw a little leaf in the foam." The fact that Gabe actually owns these though, now I'm imagining him doing both.
"It's a little ugly though-" LOL
when a criminal supports you more than your friends 🤣
Lol! Y'all are on point with these comments tonight. 😂😍
That’s drug dealers my guy they are nice dudes
Laughter is such an important part of relaxation (at least for me). This video has it all: tingles, relaxation, laughter. Thanks Marno! ❤️
19:21
I've come back and watched this video atleast 20 times, no joke
every sentence in this vid could be a full on life quote
Him: “Or um, you know, utensils.”
Me: Yeah i like forks too.
Let me just stab my food with this kni- I mean fork! Mmmm.... Why are you staring at- oh I cut my mouth open.
Jacey boi the switchblade scared me 😳😂
Nah sporks are where it's at 🥵
Ya i like forks to-
this is one of my favorites. I wish you had more with this character. I have listened to all of the ones you made as Connor. Hopefully you will do more. I have anxiety and it is hard for me to fall asleep. These videos really help me. thank you.
2:57
Welcome to Mugger Marno and Blackout Bruce, one does the robbin and the other takes the clobbin
Edit: I am a grammar goblin
Grammar goblin
*GRAMMAR GOBLIN*
This criminal dude feels like he could be a very good and cool anti-hero character in something. Perhaps an Edgar Wright movie.
"i feel like i can fit in at a tyler the creator concert" made me howl
Das Kent me watching this instead of being at camp flog gnaw rn 😭😭😭 it’s just like being there
@@soanewoodward9452 bro same
This video is an instant classic. Somehow, accents like this give me loads of ASMR. Great, great work, Marno.
9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41 9:41
“It’s a little ugly..but I like it” my wife says the same about me
OMG the “crack an egg on your head” was the first time I ever experienced ASMR as a small child and it literally took me until this video to realize
Alt title: Marno jokes about stealing and flirts with you for like 20 minutes or so also he calls you a bedbug
This accent or whatever is so relaxing may we please PLEASE see more of this guy this is so relaxing like all your other videos are so amazing and phenomenal but I find myself circling back to this one for it's uniquely tingly and relaxing capabilities
Currently circling back to this
And here I am currently circling back yet again
Wow I seem to circle back to this quite often haha
Good god here I am again
Whoa Whoa Mamma Mia here I go again
😩😩😩 sigh lemme just put this video back on for the second day in a row. This video is not only soothing but it's so quotable it keeps my routine-loving ass coming back everytime 😩😩😩
"Can you believe I actually bought this stuff?"
...
"Just kidding."
"Allow myself to introduce myself" only tru ppl know
Vincent S Q U I N G I L L I
vincent swing chilli
God I wish I was a tru ppl
Vincent
Vincent squiggly spaghetti
That accent is the most soothing thing I've ever heard. WTF.
me:
marno: "you're a camel, very resilient"
me: *stockholm syndrome*