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Thank you for this video. Now I can I screenshot these and pretend I’m an interesting person with a good sense of humour.
Hey, I hate doing this type of thing because it makes me feel like a bot but I recently made a video and it's just 7 views away from 600 views and I would be very glad if it gets there.
Literally me in every discord server
I took a screenshot of this comment, sent it to my brother and he said "im screenshoting this for my groupchat rn"
@@dreska255 make it so the screenshot has been screenshotted so many times no word is legible
r/shitposting and good sense of humor do not mix together
Fun fact, there is a greek God named Kratos, he's the God of strength
I was just about to say that
i think hes minor greek god but not the god of strength. I think hes the personification of it
It's almost like God of War series was based on actual gods or something.
kratos messi
He is actually the personification of strength and courage
Fun fact: there actually is a character in Greek mythology named Kratos, though he is much different to his counterpart in the game series.
Yea. Cratos* was the Greek person's of strength and one of Zeus' most trusted enforcers
@@silverplayer4439 you can be my enforcer. Here's your first job: i want you to gain a deeper understanding of yourself so i know what jobs you can handle in the future.
3:18 The way Robin says “MONEY!” could become a great meme template
Fun fact: Dogs do not see in black and white. Their color vision spectrum is different from humans but they can see in color.
No shit
the reason people say they are color blind is that their color vision spectrum is similar to some types of human colorblindness
3:46 Couldn't find anything about carbon monoxide, but trees will absorb less carbon the more they heat up and the Amazon rain forest producing more carbon than absorbing it which are both cool and fun
"We're having too many babies we gotta stop for a while or something"
Me who doesn't want kids: I'm doing my part!
Me too, mi compadre in arms :)
Who tf wants kids
@@darkmatter9643…me
6:35 Kraos is actually in Greek myhtology, except he isn't the god of war but the the divine personafication of strength.
My understanding of latinx (which could absolutely be wrong I'm not that smart) is the word came from crossing out the o or a on latino/latina on forms. It wasn't meant to be a real word, just a declaration of not being masculine while also not being feminine. I have heard that for the purposes of an actual pronounceable word, latine has come into use.
And that’s pronounced la-teen-a (as in abc)
Even that is not popular among many of us, and see it as Americans messing with our language
Others either don't care or have embraced it
@@djsaidez271 I personally figured just saying Latin would do
9:47 Dude's having a whole character arc
Not 5 minutes in and I’m already laughing 😂😂 I need more of this subreddit
I’m currently 2:32 mins in, can’t wait to start laughing
Wow Emkay liked this comment ❤️
Stuart little the MOUSE vs Remy the RAT? I don’t think it’s much of a discussion in this imaginary fight
8:50 As someone who played many games on a MacBook Air, I can confirm, it does in fact sound like a Boeing 737. Never again will I run Arma 3 at max graphics. Never.
6:30 actually kratos was a part of Greek mythology but he wasn't a god of war
8:59 oh my god this reminds me of a girl who sits across from me in one of my classes who told me about how she tried to play the sims 4 with “like every mod” on the slightly terrible workstation laptops that the college gave us (hp zbook) and the laptop immediately shitted itself and died. it was unusable for like 2 days until the situation got resolved somehow. i think she had to go to the school it department? 😭 what an absolute power move though. i wish i asked exactly how many mods she had downloaded. i like to imagine the number was in the hundreds or thousands
"NO! Not the Doggos!"
- Dog Tzu, The Art of Driving
Rip pupper
1:26 as a person that has played Pokémon Violet and didn't choose Sprigatito because the of weed cat memes, this one killed me
I chose sprigitito specifically for the memes
7:18. Bro's stomach is big enough to fit a fridge into, he doesn't need to raid other people's fridges.
I agree with the meme at 1:07 more than anything else ever
3:55 kid named paint:
3:01 I’m surprised that they were able to put OctoDad: Dadliest Catch in there.
yeah me too
They forgot Sly Cooper I think
idk why FNF is on there too 😕
Psychonauts isn't on there either.
How the hell did they get Bakugan.
(Edit) I've never played Fortnite before so I feel obligated to ask, Can you 360 no scope someone as the Peggle Unicorn?.
2:25 says he while watching a subreddit and laughing at the jokes.
06:35 Kratos was indeed in Greek Mythology, through the games took many many liberties on his character, the core however remained unchanged [he was a god of cruelty and strength]
3:50 That's impossible.
The carbon from carbon dioxide is used along with the hydrogen and oxygen from water to make glucose, and the leftover oxygen from the carbon dioxide is released into the atmosphere.
Turning carbon dioxide into carbon monoxide would remove an oxygen atom from the carbon without getting the carbon needed for glucose production.
Unless somehow more heat and CO2 causes chlorophyll to stop performing photosynthesis properly, causing plants to die out, but that's never happened before.
2:44 Comparing podcasts to morning talk radio doesn't exactly sell me on the idea of podcasts.
Yea... I don't get the appeal of listening to people talking to each other when you could listen to music instead. At least with meme videos, I can screenshot memes and add them to my hoard
Trees have begun emitting xenon diphosphate, and I don't even know if that's a real chemical compound.
2:28 I love how the third dude is just like: Oh shit, what the fuck do we do?
Robin saying that he is thankful for femboys made spit soda on my kid. He's still mad. Best laugh I've had in weeks. Thank you good sir.
a podcast is just a domesticated radio show
💀
3:45 I think someone misunderstood the way how photosynthesis works.
This is actually half-true it's just that trees aren't starting to make carbon monoxide, they always have made some of that when it is night.
In a nutshell at day trees uses light to remove carbon from oxygen it consumes carbon and "breaths" out oxygen.
At night when there is not light, trees "breaths" oxygen and emits carbon monoxide.
Most plants does this not just trees and oxygen usage is usually pretty small so there nothing to worry about.
Just don't sleep under the tree at night.
r/Sh!tposting has the funniest sh*t on that subreddit no doubt
10:05 its easy to learn them, i am italian and know every swear in italian dictionary.
the mot known one beetween italians is "Dio porco", so next time you want to swear but dont want people around you to know just say "Dio porco" or "Bucchin'ammammete".
Stuart little is a child mouse, Remy is an adult rat, Adult mice are 1/4th~1/3rd the size of adult rats
8:00 having worked in one for three years. I can safely say most JJ employees might do something like this on a bad day. Just cause the customer annoyed them.
At least that delivery person was honest instead of just stealing it
9:00 i have a macbook air and i agree with the op, if you try to run any big application (games/big apps) the fans turn on and it is the loudest thing ever
9:37 that is the funniest, yet worst thing I’ve seen all week.
Context, please? I know the character but why is it funny?
Is that Aerith?
@@Al___ yes
@@Vi______ in ff7, she was killed by being stabbed in the back by sephiroth’s sword. It was funny because it was just like the game, and worst because it happened in the game.
@@TheGlitchyMario ohhhhh yeah that makes sense lol
Contrary to popular belief, dogs aren't fully colourblind. They can only see certain colours, but mostly just fainter. Also, as a fun addition, cats don't have any red light sensing cells in their cornea, so what we see as red, they see as green.
Dude having a real fireplace and having a fire in it is awesome. Relaxing. Nice. You're nuts.
1:15 A classic PVZ meme like this just brings back so much nostalgia.
What’s your favorite plant
@@sergioventura2595 I know you're asking the other guy, but my favourite (at least in design) is the snapdragon
Edit: from the first game is the chomper
Gargantuar go brrrrr
you would not BELIEVE how loud my macbook air gets after three or more amazon tabs are opened. there's fans, there's just no vents. it's melting into slag five tabs in.
Our fire "place" is in the dining room so we can bring food straight from the ancient wood-fired range straight to the table
It cooks pizzas quite effectively despite being... Idk, 100+ years old
That’s cool as fuck
I wasn’t ready for the Aerith one I WASN’T READY
Me 2022 never having heard a podcast in my life because when I was a kid it wasn't a huge thing and my radio broke a few years before podcasts were on every radio station and I have yet to get a new car... only music I hear when I drive is what's in my head.
I am shocked that they were able to find enough posts for this video that weren't bait and switch, satire bigotry, or a detailed guide to making methamphetamine
1:10 As a Brit, I am glad that I was blessed with seemingly eternal youth rather than becoming a giant walking thumb with limbs.
exactly when he started saying femboys at 5:40 my internet cut out
Kratos was in Greek mythology but he was just a nobody and still had his anger issues
"KRATOS (Cratus) was the god or personified spirit (daimon) of strength, might, power and sovereign rule(even if he doesnt care, i thought other people might be interested)
6:33 yeah theres a kratos in greek mythology not exaclty represented by kratos but his meaning in the mythology is something along the lines of bringing olympus down
2:59 Homestuck, as of right now, is currently unconnected to Fortnite. Madoka Magica too.
What a time to be alive
The thing about the trees is kinda right. Rising global temperatures is making trees stress out and when they get stressed they start to release more CO2 than they absorb. And that's CO2, not CO1.
I have no quarrels with angerboda being black cus as far as im aware only 1 god had his race described and that was only a halfway race thing. Heimdal is described as being the whitest of the gods but its more likely to in reference to purity and beauty. Vikings didn't really give a shit about race, not because they never saw coloured people because they did, but rather because it wasn't important to them, skills in combat or trade were valuable not skin colour
As a latino, can confirm I've never heard another latino use "latinx"
just latine
Same but honestly I don't even care anymore, I'll use whatever people want and go on with my day (as in, if someone who is latino wants to be called latinx for some reason I'll do it but i'm not even having that discussion with white people who think they're somehow entitled to change our language lmao)
I think there was a Kratos in greek mythology, but he was nothing like the video game character.
I think he might have just been a great warrior or something.
10:25 Me when I spread misinformation on the internet
4:33 omg I remember when this was on the news 😂
Never expected to see khyleri in one of these, but a welcome surprise to be sure
I’m so fucking depressed, my heart is caving the FUCK in. I need this video really bad.
YikYak is actually still in use, it’s basically reddit but in a 5 mile radius near you
8:46
the more sophisticated term is "Joner", thank you very much
dad: so son, what did you learn today?
son: EVRYTHING IS CONNECTED TO FORTNITE!
0:18 stuart is canonically a human, just with a SHIT ton of physical deformaties,,.,.,. im pretty sure he'd win for that one factor
Fun fact. Dogs can be trained to identify traffic lights based on position rather than color.
9:01 I've got a MacBook Air (basically new condition) from a relative for cheap as it was the best I could afford and ever since I've downloaded blender I can tell you they do have fans and they do get loud, especially since some dumbass didn't seam to care about their size and location.
Sure, get rid of fireplaces. Then when there’s no elecricity, it’ll be Texas all over again.
9:38 Reference from Final Fantasy 7 where a silver haired dude with a long ass sword named Sephiroth kills this woman named Aerith.
I love this subreddit
It's whisper. I just wanted to see if it was even active anymore and it’s just bots, scams, and people selling *illegal photos of children * and maybe one percent of the activity is actual people telling secrets and shit.
8:30 sometimes cargo shorts do this too and it sucks
7:57
At the DQ I work at we write modified toppings on the burger boxes/wrappers and if someone orders like bacon lettuce tomato and extra cheese I'll sometimes write it as bltˣᵗch because I can feign ignorance if it goes poorly and know I made someone's day if it doesn't.
9:17 I did not know you can wash a fursuit like that
4:01 damn
Lucky
1:19 Mag sipso 5:00 I feel like I've been in that room before 7:31 NO WAY THIS WAS NOT ON PURPOSE
10:02 meme kitty is LuLu from Kittisaurus in case you want to go watch him and his 9 feline and 1 human family members. You're welcome.
2:34 Wake up and listen to Distractible.
3:50 People just learned this? I learned it back in middle school
Kid named paint : GET AWAY FROM ME IM STRAIGHT
'The app' is called Whisper
6:30 Someone wrote about this but im gonna fix it a bit
Kratos (The Kratos) was the son of a titan and the river styx, the river in hades, and he had 3 siblings (not gonna write them cuz its kinda hard to do it in english) Kratos was the personification of strength, not the god of strength. When Zeus needed some help in the fight with the titans, styx offered her four children to Zeus for help, after the fight, Zeus took the four siblings to mount Olympus so they could stand besides him, Kratos was the synonym of raw strength, domination, power and authority, he is someone who doesnt show mercy and leads others with fear. The creators of God of War didnt even know about the real Kratos at first, it was just a coincidence, and the name was picked just because it literally meant ''strength'' in ancient greek.
Now if you got bored of reading...idc, a little fun fact wouldnt hurt in a reddit memes video XD
Your welcome!
6:47: Yes, and it's called Whisper.
3:15 people like louis rossmann are trying to fight for the right to repair things like that.
I laughed at the finger painting, that was very dumb and made me giggle
"not really a fan of the games"
> Mason has entered the chat.
Mart with cactus hair killed me 💀💀💀
about Kratos in Greek Mythology, well, there *is* a Kratos, but not the GoW one
That pile of clothes looks like it has the expression of the sorting hat.
Dogs are humans if we were made of coke
Which one?
@@Anipaper_ Both
What is this?
@@ryanguy5452 Your life
Hello, and welcome to another episode of "Can't Unsee"
This week, the girl in OP's profile pic isn't standing in front of a white background, but that is in fact, her bulky white hair
Thanks for coming, I'll see you next episode
6:05 I think the preferred gender neutral term is latine
7:00 yes it’s called whisper, and I downloaded it recently out of curiosity. It’s all ppl sharing weird fantasies and bigotry 😭
People think british people are extremely odd but look at austrailian people, THEY HAVE AN ENTIRE CONTINENT, BUT CHOSE NOT TO EXPAND TO THE CENTER
Yk people keep thinking who would win in a fight me or stuart, and I personally want to say i would destroy stuart in an instant and i would be able to make a nice stew afterwards
1:16 I actually see the logic here. If we go off of Thor logic, then that means it can only be lifted by a living creature who is worthy, but it can be carried fine by things that are non-living. Example: the elevator debate at the end of ultron. But gargantuar is a zombie, he’s already dead. That might mean that he is detected as a non-living object by the cross and would allow him to carry it with no problem.
3:02 Ha, my two favorites aren't on there! I don't see either Persona, King's Field, or Dark Souls/Demon's Souls on there. That means Etrian Odyssey and Armored Core are safe! By virtue of Pac-Man being there, Ace Combat, however, is not safe.
9:00 actually, older MacBook Airs have fans. And they get VERY loud.
Funny animal-like hats actually look as having the temperature of the sun inside
2:23 Reddit is a completely different toxic cesspool, only here's the thing, they would have a damn civil war due to musky
2:59 Good thing I'll never have to worry about fortnite doing an MTG crossover
Because MTG already did a fortnite crossover
If you're stuck in the woods and having lows just eat some blueberries
4:00 This guy is Lucky......what i have dreams