8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Day 405
"Decked"? That term has been around for at least 30 years down here in Oz.. though it's probably been around since us Russell Crowe-esque "fightin' round the world" convicts first came downunder, like as soon as the very first pub opened up here someone would've been "decked" in a rowdy drunken brawl on opening night 🍺🤜
"decked" adverb. the act of being hit, or jostled to the point of being knocked to the deck. originally used by sailors, was adopted by Americans as slang for getting punched in the mid 20th century.
10:30 for anyone else who’s confused, the whole joke is that nothing happens when you turn it upside down and you waste time trying to figure out what it’s supposed to look like.
9:00 is that guy a legend in this subreddit? He had two posts in this subreddit video. He’s actually in it 3 times at least, they appeared again after this.
So my school never actually banned nuts and we had multiple people have allergic reactions and many close cases from people who didn't have these allergies not think about what was in their food.
This. We had students with life threatening allergies who had to eat in an empty classroom and more than once found peanut butter smeared on the doorknob. It's not the allergic people. It's the people who think allergies are a joke.
Considering a sound becomes 10 times louder for every 10 decibel increase, 2 billion cats all meowing at once would be nowhere near the billions. Maybe like ~150. Real damn loud, still.
Yeah, Bel is a unit that's logarithmic, which is why every 10 tenths, it increases tenfold. It's also a relative unit. 100 dB is meaningless unless you define what your baseline is. Usually 0dB is the quietest sound it's still possible to perceive, so let's just keep that. So given the kind of ridiculous assumption that all 2 miliard cats are in the same point and then meow at the same time, then they'd produce a shockwave with a strength of probably around 60 B or 600dB. This is about the power output of our sun over a few hours. It would completely vaporize the immediate surroundings and kill everything on the planet, either with the shockwave, the earthquakes from the shockwave travelling through the ground or the laughably high amount of heat produced by all this. The surface of the earth would probably be boiling hot, if not red hot or even molten. Now given the fact that I spent about 10 minutes doing these calculations, I'm probably very wrong somewhere, which would explain the ridiculously high number, though the starting assumptions that it would even be possible for all cats to meow at once and that they're all overlayed on top of eachother are ridiculous enough for dumb numbers.
@@tsume_akuma8321 I have decided to do the math because I recently learned this in physics. First, we convert from dB to intensity. Assuming 65dB per cat, that would be an intensity of 3.162e-6 W/m^2. Taking this intensity per cat, we can then multiply the intensity for each cat. 3.162e-6 * 2,000,000,000 = 6324 W/m^2. Finally, we can convert back to dB, which would be ~158dB. This sound level is equivalent to a rock concert.
@@naranara1690 the dude in the video was way off. My calculations are in an optimal system [no interfering waves] and they still only equate to a rock concert, not loud enough to likely shatter a universe.
8:07 even though they spend every second around each other, they surprisingly don’t get into arguments a lot. I think I read in an article somewhere that they’re actually best friends. I suppose you could say they’re joined at the hip.
I stared at the thumbnail for five minutes before I got the joke, then I burst out laughing, now I'm here telling you about the only interesting thing that has happened to me all day
1:33 I've been thinking for a minute straight I've got it Bug key barns = Bucky Barnes Edit: why didn't I watch a second more?? It literally- thanks editor I'm a certified dumbass now Point and laugh everyone
Here's a message to your girlfriend: "Tereve prkle, loistavan miehen ittelles nappasit! Ääni ku milläki enkelil ja huumori ku Sami Hedbergin ja Ismo Leikolan salalapsella." Or is that too Finnish...
i told my parents the microwave joke and they just stared at me for a few seconds, and my dad just went "*sigh* get out..." and my mom looked so confused, she figured it out like...5 seconds later
Decked is an old slang, been around for ages it's just specific to mostly Australia and some other places. Can also mean to decorate as in "All decked out."
1:31 If I were making that I would have gone with a more generic looking bug that species couldn't easily be identified, or maybe a group of bugs, one where they can't look and say "That's a caterpillar, or a worm."
7:59 actually took me so long, and no comments explained it. It's micro-waves. You can't surf on micro-waves because they're too small. Actually had to google it XD
1. I hope Jack feels better soon 2. Use Robin as a fill in ANYTIME. It will NEVER "not work". This guy is Satan's gift to Hell on earth...and that is DEFINITELY a compliment. I'm a demon myself, embrace it 😈
1:02 That's not how this works, THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS! *Frustrated Science noises* Decibel is a logarithmic scale, aka something has to be 10 times louder to go from 10 decibel to 20. Let's say a cat meow is on average 70 decibels, so 10 cats would be 80 decibels, a 100 cats 90 decibels, etc. I am not going to pick up a calculator, so roughly I think it is 160 and something ish decibels, which is roughly the equivalent of sticking your head in a Boeing 747s jet engine. Now if it did equal 150 billion decibels we might actually perceive the end of the universe from cat noises alone, now that'd make for a headline... or not.
@@matthewboire6843 Don't underestimate crows or ravens, they can be some nasty critters (if they have some beef with you). They're also smart, so they might just replace us.
I saw the meme with Picard and Riker and said "DAD-PANTS DIDNT LAUGH THIS IS BULLSHIT" My family and I call Riker dad pants because he and my dad look similar, the pants part is an entirely other thing that no one wants to listen to-
Ya know, the fact that the last post you read from the video was a musical joke and your phrase upon completing a video starts with "on that NOTE" was actually kind of funny inan unintentional pun sort of way
Reads a joke about music:
"That's a perfect *note* to end on"
Take my like and leave
Thats enough internet for today.
You caught that too. Good.
Take my like and comment. Now get out
You really strung that together
Redditor: tells a dad joke we've all heard a thousand times before
Other redditors: that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
Ok
"ha ha guys 69 420 ayyyyyy" "ha ha ha that's so r/hilariouslychungus"
A joke only stops being funny if you hear it too often
@@Gamer88334 That’s what she said
It's because redditors miss their dads.
Love the random "Regular Show" noise reference. Thanks editor!
Like*
Sorry I gotta do it
Maybe love tho
Loves better.
Wait a minute.... Has it always been Love? I thought it said Live...
Edit: I realize that you edited it and yeah love is better
Robin: "Today, I am gonna be taking a look at-"
What I expected EmKay community to say : "We"
What WE expected
**USSR anthem intensifies**
Ah yes
The subreddit that perfectly signifies Jack narrating r/TIHI or r/Wholesomememes
Those are very different but yes
Wohat are you
Everywhere I go, I see your face!
r slash teehee
@@krisdayanti9282 Shut
As a lover of both puns and dad jokes, this was great, really.
69 likes, _nobody ruin it_
That chin tho
It's not that ur ugly u look good God damn
@@ab7d6_ 🤔🤨 that’s an uncommon take. Also TH-cam apparently took offense to my self deprecating comment 🤣🤷🏻♂️
@@almighty_cheeselord They ruined it
“We gave lemons life.”
Me (who happens to be allergic): “Oh no, what have we done?! We’ve created a monster!”
Aperture Science
Jack, the snack that smiles back but pranks us by putting a tack on the back of our track
what
I lack the intel-lack cause a slack
(I suck at this) anyway continue on your merry day
While dressed like Chris Pratt…
And then stick a "kick me" sticker on your back
That "Finding The Edge" TV show idea actually sounds pretty interesting.
It'd be like those ghost hunting shows.
So, utterly fake and dog shit?
you actually nailed the German pronounciation.
Okay but what does it mean?
@@CallMeChaos00 "am there"
@@redmadness265
am there
Robin ending on jokes about violins and says on that “note”.
It wasn't a very low note for this subreddit.
This is basically another dad joke subreddit that makes people angy and I love it
"Angy"
@@T3485mmmediumtankflamevariant lol
Me no like, me angy
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Day 405
On the last video, this comment said "day 385"...
@@starissometimesstruck meaning he's on like day 6
@@starissometimesstruck i think awesomestyles lost track of time
Lol
Day 365 saying it's 2021
"Decked"? That term has been around for at least 30 years down here in Oz.. though it's probably been around since us Russell Crowe-esque "fightin' round the world" convicts first came downunder, like as soon as the very first pub opened up here someone would've been "decked" in a rowdy drunken brawl on opening night 🍺🤜
That one guy: "Furginity"
Me, a Welshman: "You have no power over me"
Context?
Is_It_Beef, our favorite reoccurring character. Showed up so many times this video
"decked" adverb. the act of being hit, or jostled to the point of being knocked to the deck. originally used by sailors, was adopted by Americans as slang for getting punched in the mid 20th century.
emkay silently at the start of every video: good, bad, spock, spiderman, left, right, fuck, peace
truly lessons to live by
10:30 for anyone else who’s confused, the whole joke is that nothing happens when you turn it upside down and you waste time trying to figure out what it’s supposed to look like.
bruh
Oh goddamnit
I had to screenshot and rotate in paint to figure that out. dammit.
r/Angryupvote: *gets popular*
r/Technicallythetruth: Soon I will have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful
3:26 the moment you realize that 5 seats in the front, 7 seats in the middle, 5 seats in the back is itself a haiku
9:00 is that guy a legend in this subreddit? He had two posts in this subreddit video.
He’s actually in it 3 times at least, they appeared again after this.
So my school never actually banned nuts and we had multiple people have allergic reactions and many close cases from people who didn't have these allergies not think about what was in their food.
This. We had students with life threatening allergies who had to eat in an empty classroom and more than once found peanut butter smeared on the doorknob.
It's not the allergic people. It's the people who think allergies are a joke.
Considering a sound becomes 10 times louder for every 10 decibel increase, 2 billion cats all meowing at once would be nowhere near the billions. Maybe like ~150. Real damn loud, still.
Yeah, Bel is a unit that's logarithmic, which is why every 10 tenths, it increases tenfold. It's also a relative unit. 100 dB is meaningless unless you define what your baseline is. Usually 0dB is the quietest sound it's still possible to perceive, so let's just keep that. So given the kind of ridiculous assumption that all 2 miliard cats are in the same point and then meow at the same time, then they'd produce a shockwave with a strength of probably around 60 B or 600dB. This is about the power output of our sun over a few hours. It would completely vaporize the immediate surroundings and kill everything on the planet, either with the shockwave, the earthquakes from the shockwave travelling through the ground or the laughably high amount of heat produced by all this. The surface of the earth would probably be boiling hot, if not red hot or even molten.
Now given the fact that I spent about 10 minutes doing these calculations, I'm probably very wrong somewhere, which would explain the ridiculously high number, though the starting assumptions that it would even be possible for all cats to meow at once and that they're all overlayed on top of eachother are ridiculous enough for dumb numbers.
Props to the people here for doing the math
@@erasedexistence4161 The other guy is probably way closer.
@@tsume_akuma8321 I have decided to do the math because I recently learned this in physics.
First, we convert from dB to intensity. Assuming 65dB per cat, that would be an intensity of 3.162e-6 W/m^2.
Taking this intensity per cat, we can then multiply the intensity for each cat. 3.162e-6 * 2,000,000,000 = 6324 W/m^2.
Finally, we can convert back to dB, which would be ~158dB.
This sound level is equivalent to a rock concert.
@@naranara1690 the dude in the video was way off. My calculations are in an optimal system [no interfering waves] and they still only equate to a rock concert, not loud enough to likely shatter a universe.
8:07 even though they spend every second around each other, they surprisingly don’t get into arguments a lot. I think I read in an article somewhere that they’re actually best friends. I suppose you could say they’re joined at the hip.
7:48 Is a valid point. They're kinda beating a Dad horse by now.
Get well soon, Jack! Thanks for stepping in and saving my sanity Robin. I needed a laugh :)
anyone notice the user "it_is_beef" is in these multiple times
The g-man's cousin
“That’s a perfect *note* to end this video.”
after talking about violins.
no matter what-if the pun was intended or not- *i h a t e i t*
Suggestion: For every subreddit, the hand gesture must be different in the intro.
Example: r/extremelyinfuriating = 🖕
r/memes =🖖
2:18 yeah, but that was probably beacause the “tired” elephant had “re-tired” being a mascot for an tire store.
Yeah I heard that a ton of tires fell off of it so they had to re-tire it
Loved the vid
Prerecord them and upload em over a while. I think anyway, not really sure. Its just what most youtubers do.
4:59
When this finally clicked, I sighed so hard.
The realization must have been pretty… lit
7:58 I got the joke right after the “this took me 5 minutes” part
Please do more of this sub, this was beautiful 😆
7:23 It's nice seeing a polish meme so unexpectedly
Bug-key Barns
Bucky Barnes.
For those who just couldn't.
I was looking for the answer, thanks man
Edit: Oh
It's even in the video.
3:58 I could watch just this clip all day and still laugh my ass off. Just the way it was delivered sounded so genuinely fed up 🤣
"Perfect note" as in what you might play on a violin
7:26 The polish text says "how do you keep the car so shiny"
no needa thank me
This is probably one of the best subreddits I know
I stared at the thumbnail for five minutes before I got the joke, then I burst out laughing, now I'm here telling you about the only interesting thing that has happened to me all day
2:19 that elephant didn't have a Goodyear
Something just… drove him insane :O
1:33 I've been thinking for a minute straight
I've got it
Bug key barns = Bucky Barnes
Edit: why didn't I watch a second more?? It literally- thanks editor
I'm a certified dumbass now
Point and laugh everyone
I’m more upset the editor didn’t put the e in Barnes
@@angelfish1192 same tho
Ok but who the fuck is bucky barnes?
@@shirothefish9688 a Marvel character…
@@shirothefish9688 the Winter Soldier
James Buchanan "Bucky" Barnes
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
Here's a message to your girlfriend:
"Tereve prkle, loistavan miehen ittelles nappasit! Ääni ku milläki enkelil ja huumori ku Sami Hedbergin ja Ismo Leikolan salalapsella."
Or is that too Finnish...
Taitaa mennä vähän vaikeaksi.. 😁
4:48 ayyy portal 2 reference
8:19 he turned German at this moment
0:52 it's the "been there done that" meme
0:41 Of course Robin wouldn't know. Terry McGinnis hasn't been born yet at this point of the continuity.
4:16
There's a really cool show called 1000 Ways to Die and that was one of the deaths.... just with a chain not a string.
i told my parents the microwave joke and they just stared at me for a few seconds, and my dad just went "*sigh* get out..." and my mom looked so confused, she figured it out like...5 seconds later
"our good friend jack is not feeling so well today"
smart move robin, poisoning the other narrators. you'll get a bigger cut of the money now.
That picture of Robin is forever burned into my retina, I have never slept the same since.
Decked is an old slang, been around for ages it's just specific to mostly Australia and some other places. Can also mean to decorate as in "All decked out."
I remember hearing it in the 90's..
1:33 its bug-key barns (Bucky Barnes)
edit: nvm he realized it
who
A dad joke is either the best joke ever, or the worst one
I love that the Is_It_Beef person appeared so many times in the video. He definitely tries to make angry upvote comments
last post was about violins and he said end it on that NOTE
1:31 If I were making that I would have gone with a more generic looking bug that species couldn't easily be identified, or maybe a group of bugs, one where they can't look and say "That's a caterpillar, or a worm."
1:32 OH MY GOD BUCKY BARNES I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET THAT WOO
Five seats in the front.
Seven seats in the middle.
Five seats in the back.
That messed me up when I realized it was an actual haiku.
Jack is back our favorite snack that smiles back
wtf, this video is narrated by Lexi?
@@lk2704 Narrated by jack
@@lk2704 wtf it’s narrated by robin
@@neezduts6933 no it’s narrated by damien smh my head
@@tzshchsjsjxijyo omg I can’t believe I thought it was robin smh my own head smh
I love the direction y'all are going with the logos!
0:08 damn he got my favourite tag!
Decked = Floored. He's saying he knocked him out, he laughed so hard.
It's not new lingo; it's just British lingo.
Watching the disappearing hands in the background makes me question myself if I'm insane
7:27 its procouced "yak ut g(like in garaGe) ymujesh samohood tak lśniący(You can't pronouce that in English)"
4:48 Yeah Aperture lemons are really fire aren’t they.
1:47 absolute disgrace. Being a brit I hate this
The "Bin da" in the first minute was pretty good i must say
The background music makes me wanna get ready for multiple boss battles in a casino-
7:59 actually took me so long, and no comments explained it. It's micro-waves. You can't surf on micro-waves because they're too small. Actually had to google it XD
7:02 **whispers** Alexander Hamilton.... My name is Alexander Hamilton....
1. I hope Jack feels better soon
2. Use Robin as a fill in ANYTIME. It will NEVER "not work". This guy is Satan's gift to Hell on earth...and that is DEFINITELY a compliment. I'm a demon myself, embrace it 😈
1:02 That's not how this works, THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS! *Frustrated Science noises*
Decibel is a logarithmic scale, aka something has to be 10 times louder to go from 10 decibel to 20. Let's say a cat meow is on average 70 decibels, so 10 cats would be 80 decibels, a 100 cats 90 decibels, etc. I am not going to pick up a calculator, so roughly I think it is 160 and something ish decibels, which is roughly the equivalent of sticking your head in a Boeing 747s jet engine.
Now if it did equal 150 billion decibels we might actually perceive the end of the universe from cat noises alone, now that'd make for a headline... or not.
If any animal was going to destroy the universe humans are in 1st place by a lot but cats are definitely in 2nd
@@matthewboire6843 Don't underestimate crows or ravens, they can be some nasty critters (if they have some beef with you). They're also smart, so they might just replace us.
@@hungrymusicwolf if they wanted to they could definitely do some harm so they may be a contender for 2nd place
6:05 😄
7:44 embrace the dad jokes.
That haikubaru was a thing of pure beauty
I failed a test recently but robin reading “bin da, don dat” iss making me laugh uncontrolably
Yeah but what does don dat even mean??? I am a german and I still dont get it
@@jakob2290 Its a pun for “been there, done that”. “bin da” both sounds and means the same as “been there” so don dat is added to sound like done that
@@yes78 Ohhhh well I have never heard of that saying but thank you
5:00
Well for people who lives near demons, I'd say that's not a bright idea
4:25 It is possible. It happened to a cat I had once.
I saw the meme with Picard and Riker and said "DAD-PANTS DIDNT LAUGH THIS IS BULLSHIT"
My family and I call Riker dad pants because he and my dad look similar, the pants part is an entirely other thing that no one wants to listen to-
i just love to pause on the fliping us of part in the intro
Ya know, the fact that the last post you read from the video was a musical joke and your phrase upon completing a video starts with "on that NOTE" was actually kind of funny inan unintentional pun sort of way
0:44 he tellin himself to shut up
This decked me is kinda like another way of saying this floored me
7:23 The polish translation was literally the same as the english question in upper window
4:48 Ah, a Portal reference I see? Take my up-vote damnit.
5:54 i know that this is a joke but technically a procrastinator made by doofenshmirtz would be a procrastinator-inator
5:22 NO WHY? WHY DID YOU MAKE AN ACCIDENTAL DAD JOKE?! HOW
2:22 that fella is rather close to my house, i see him almost daily
That smile at the opening ia nightmare fuel
I love the fact that loads of these were done by 1 guy
"Is_It_Beef"
The meme in the thumbnail took me a good 15 minutes to understand and when I got it I'm like "oh my god am I dumb" TvT
1:30 that is Bucky Barnes because it is bug-key barns (two barns)
XD the part about the elevator made me DIE
10:30
i turned it upside down and didnt see whatever it is
1:21 1. Spiderman 2. Buckey Barnes 3. Tony Stark
I love how the same guy appeared like, 3 times in this video...
The moment i realized what the thumbnail meme ment i just face palmed in confuhcidobfkxdidjeb