Indeed 2023 has been absolutely catastrophic for felines.😪 Thank you Broken News for that much needed paws fur thought. I'm so upset I can't type properly.
@@Demun1649 Larry the cat is the official 10 Downing Street cat, Downing Street is full of old victorian era buildings that used to have a vermin (mouse) problem. 🐱
@@Demun1649don’t listen to him - Larry the cat is the secret overlord of the UK for whom all politicians serve. He is also responsible for the original cancellation of Dr. Who and made the Krankies celebrities. Pure evil (well he is a cat after all)…
Poor Felix, the much loved resident mouser at Huddersfield station sadly passed away recently. Broken News failed to mention this tragedy, typical of the Westminster-bias, anti-Northern reporting we have come to expect. This is blatant discrimination against northern cats which I am reporting to the CEC (Cat Equality Commission). I expect a full apology from you in your next broadcast. A few quid in my bank account would also be most welcome. 2:41
Well, that was a gratifying relief. "what, is there some important news story that needs to be distracted from" came to mind quickly, having that be the point of the videos means I'm not bloomin' nuts that that's what happens "occasionally" 😏
Before this there was a heart rendering tale of the late Queen's corgi dogs being neutered and, of course once again, prince andrew's hang nail troubles. Breathtaking beyond belief....yawn
I made a comedy review of Rishi Sunak and his passion for Helicopters. Well sort of on my whimsical Channel Resolution Radio 2020. There's a cat in it.
Speaking of cats, haven't you thought about branching out into pet dubs? KLR style? Second channel maybe? The genre is sorely missing biting political and social commentary. Not to mention Northern British accents.
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“Defenestrated but not forgotten” 😂
Too close to reality - a new fan. Brilliant
Actually sprayed my breakfast at college and nearly choked at the ‘Gash for questions’ title 😂😂😂
What do you think he meant by "senior" 😅
Your genius moves up another level! Love the nod to the BBC middle finger too
I know, topical eh! Brilliant work as always.
Not to forget the 10 DOWNing street behind.
Indeed 2023 has been absolutely catastrophic for felines.😪 Thank you Broken News for that much needed paws fur thought. I'm so upset I can't type properly.
I would question the sanity of anyone who has been near Coffey's gash. Shudder. 🤮
A cat was run over by a lorry near me and there was no media coverage. Shocking.
If it was a cat outside the M25 then THE MEDIA won't report it! Wake up sheeple! They are only interested in cats that went to the Bullingdon Club!
Was it two-dimensional, or a mixture of two, and three, dimensions?
Might have been me in the truck sorry, I wept for hours
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For a terrible moment, i thought that Larry the cat was dead.
Who is Larry the cat? I don't follow politics, especially if the tics/fleas are cat tics/fleas.
@@Demun1649 Larry the cat is the official 10 Downing Street cat, Downing Street is full of old victorian era buildings that used to have a vermin (mouse) problem. 🐱
@@Demun1649don’t listen to him - Larry the cat is the secret overlord of the UK for whom all politicians serve. He is also responsible for the original cancellation of Dr. Who and made the Krankies celebrities. Pure evil (well he is a cat after all)…
He’s like James Bond and Dr Who. The original one died in the blitz.
Lovely story
Thank you!
I think there is more to this story than meets the eye, a definite patten here, I suspect this has been going on for years!
You mean that every government misdeed comes with a price for the feline world?
"Dead bastard"😂Of course all "snugglebums" have plans for world domination.
This is so accurate I could cry ...
Gash for Questions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So much great stuff packed into one scene. And yet it'll be perennially accurate and relevant. Bravo sirs, and thank you. ❤👏🎉
My cat's trying to pull off a robbery of the food cupboard. This could go global if I can't prevent our UK mainstream media getting wind of it???
Nothing short of brilliant.
It's a dead cat story. Don't believe it 😮
Don’t do that!!!! I panicked and thought Larry was dead!
Nice touch 🖕 and thanks for making me spit my tea out over my keyboard!
Satire, our only growth industry.
Brilliant stuff 😂
Senior certainly can have more than one meaning, can't it
Gash for Cash was hysterical 😂
"Big old sweaty nonce" is going to cause puzzlement in the international audience.
A “Lovely Story”.
Thanks guys.
Our pleasure!
awesome alliteration, as always.
Murdered Midland Moggy Meatpie Madness !
Poor Felix, the much loved resident mouser at Huddersfield station sadly passed away recently. Broken News failed to mention this tragedy, typical of the Westminster-bias, anti-Northern reporting we have come to expect. This is blatant discrimination against northern cats which I am reporting to the CEC (Cat Equality Commission).
I expect a full apology from you in your next broadcast. A few quid in my bank account would also be most welcome. 2:41
So terribly terribly sad, absolutely broken hearted.
I remember when I found my cat. In an alley next to some needles and a packet of cat nip. So sad 😢
so sorry to hear about the cat
Brilliant!
'A good day to bury bad news!'
Brilliant as usual, lads 😂😂👍
ohhh, will no one think of the felines! 😒
Brilliant
Funny 😁
Thanks!
pure class!
Lovely story😮
A "big old sweaty nonce"certainly narrows it down a bit,to a few hundred.
Hope Larry's well ,as we see him as Sunak's successor.
Surely Lynton Crosbie should have a dukedom by now?
Hope its not Larry the Cat!
Well, that was a gratifying relief. "what, is there some important news story that needs to be distracted from" came to mind quickly, having that be the point of the videos means I'm not bloomin' nuts that that's what happens "occasionally" 😏
If a cat video doesn’t fool the algorithm into getting you millions of views nothing will.
Too much! #thoughtsandprayers
Before this there was a heart rendering tale of the late Queen's corgi dogs being neutered and, of course once again, prince andrew's hang nail troubles. Breathtaking beyond belief....yawn
How many pies did they get out of it?
Lovely story, Unlike the BBC
A pawsitively enchanting story.
Not feline it.
I love how it is the MP doing sexual favours and paying for them with questions.😂
What I want to know? Do they sell those dead kitties?
Private sector secondary market.
You think there's a black market for feline organs?
@@stephengraham1153 kidneys wld actually fetch something...
Did I see larry (or was it Paul 🤔 ) In the couple next door ?
It was Paul!
@@larryandpaul congratulations 🙌🙌
He was 'in' the couple next door! Fruity.
Brilliant but can't join shit payment system
What is this now?
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OK, this isn't funny anymore, it's too real.
Cat lives matter! What is the point of the internet without cat videos?
#Meowtoo!
I made a comedy review of Rishi Sunak and his passion for Helicopters. Well sort of on my whimsical Channel Resolution Radio 2020. There's a cat in it.
Speaking of cats, haven't you thought about branching out into pet dubs? KLR style? Second channel maybe? The genre is sorely missing biting political and social commentary.
Not to mention Northern British accents.
Was he vaccinated 😂😂
Haha!
😅
The Dead Cats Society
You lads continue to be so on the nose with your political satire, that you're practically a pimple.
True story - Larry currently has a spot on his nose. An omen perhaps?