Storytime with Uncle Chael...

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  • @munkyzzb7504
    @munkyzzb7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    I never lost faith that Chael was going somewhere with this.

    • @HarmonTedesco
      @HarmonTedesco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Daniel Yerke was lying falling asleep as soon as I heard the finishing noise I just shot up and laughed

    • @roguerecon6955
      @roguerecon6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I still want the damn song back

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HarmonTedesco 😂 😂 😂

    • @munkyzzb7504
      @munkyzzb7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roguerecon6955 "Undefeated never lost a round "

    • @theunknown7695
      @theunknown7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@munkyzzb7504 It didn't go over well with the fans.

  • @MARBLEFLOWZ
    @MARBLEFLOWZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Uncle Chael ended up letting the trooper off with a stern warning.

    • @For_The_Watch
      @For_The_Watch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      - DJRCJ - 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @kevinzk71
      @kevinzk71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol gold

  • @Iron_Eagle1776
    @Iron_Eagle1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    halfway into the video, still don't know wtf Uncle Chael's talking about but i'm still enjoying this story time. This is the highlight of my day

    • @lulospawn
      @lulospawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Every god damn time, man. The dude can troll you for hours straight and it's always
      delightful.

    • @dislikebutton2837
      @dislikebutton2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abid Siddiqui 😂😂😂

    • @isaacmonson4403
      @isaacmonson4403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Descartes' Apparition how did they get a handy at the end lol

  • @armbarcrashdummy1757
    @armbarcrashdummy1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    When Chael was a kid, he used to read his parents a bedtime story

  • @FloRidaTv813
    @FloRidaTv813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Chael tell stories like he’s been to prison, I love it, his attention to detail and how he holds on to memories is truly a talent

    • @95thewu
      @95thewu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chael has not only been to prison he still is in prison. The bad guy does what he wants where he wants

  • @Razear
    @Razear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "He met his wife at a massage parlour." I think we can all understand why...

    • @CHAVO-jl7sg
      @CHAVO-jl7sg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      happy ending type chick.

    • @jamesturpin4426
      @jamesturpin4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think massage parlor, meant strip club

    • @LegendJoe3063
      @LegendJoe3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SO THAT MEANS SHE WAS CHEATING ON HIM????

    • @seferino
      @seferino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It means , good sucky sucky.

  • @Zachboulden
    @Zachboulden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Officer: “it’s against the law to stay in the lane where there is a car pulled over” Uncle Chael: “Okay great but I was only going 65”

  • @christophercarrigg3775
    @christophercarrigg3775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    When you're about to go to sleep but then you get the 1230 uncle Chael's storytime notification

  • @Machete757
    @Machete757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Government: Everyone needs to isolate
    Uncle Chael to the little girl at wholefoods: I can't let you get close

    • @kevinzk71
      @kevinzk71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Machete757 proceeds to double leg lol

    • @outlawstarjoseph8064
      @outlawstarjoseph8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Black Horse it’s the internet dude get over yourself

    • @muchodank230
      @muchodank230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Government: Everyone needs to isolate
      Uncle Chael: OK, Great.

    • @timothyhall4794
      @timothyhall4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Black Horse
      No fun at parties...enjoymentless...

    • @danw9946
      @danw9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment by far lol.

  • @thanevakarian9762
    @thanevakarian9762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Officer: Sir why didn’t you pull over to the other lane?
    Chael: To this day I still don’t understand the unified rules.

    • @VIP-lz4ht
      @VIP-lz4ht 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆😆🤣

  • @robstone1755
    @robstone1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Story time with Chael
    Me: sits Indian style

  • @1226dragon
    @1226dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We need to hear chris leben stories . Quarantined in ny need to hear more of the crazy crippler stories

    • @bobbysmith9881
      @bobbysmith9881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you read his book?

    • @DrBarbequeSauce
      @DrBarbequeSauce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I honestly wanna hear some Jon Jones, Michael Bisping or Rampage stories

  • @kenpachimuay5627
    @kenpachimuay5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We need more of the story.

  • @georgeniculescu8241
    @georgeniculescu8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Vacation to Chael: *I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE*

  • @hhh9849
    @hhh9849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Chael, bless us with stories from The Ultimate Fighter, either one of your seasons.

  • @nigelliotta3440
    @nigelliotta3440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Me: Well that was a short story, but I do love hearing Uncle Ch-
    Chael: I've got more.
    Me: **leans forward**

  • @bilalahsan4630
    @bilalahsan4630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Better stories than my grandma? Just how good is Uncle Chael?

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Moral of the story:
    Know your lane

  • @sirveza5755
    @sirveza5755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Chael P Sonnen and the P stands for Excellent story teller

  • @till5683
    @till5683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That trooper is damn lucky Uncle Chael let him off with a warning. Damn Lucky.
    And by warning I mean Uncle Chael rolled down the window just enough to let him peek and squeak at the largest arms in West Linn Oregon!

  • @lulospawn
    @lulospawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Now imagine having Tito Ortiz tell you this very story.

    • @hunterneudorf4522
      @hunterneudorf4522 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you see there's was a lion In a jungle...

  • @xxgerardoxx2428
    @xxgerardoxx2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Instead of "Story Time"
    "Gangster Chronicles Vol.1" each story is a new volume

  • @theterrar3566
    @theterrar3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tony Ferguson is the type of guy to place a sign on top of his toilet that says 'champ shit only'

  • @iansmind
    @iansmind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    THANKS FOR TELLING ME A STORY BEFORE BED! UNCLE CHAEL: Ok great...

  • @WQ7968
    @WQ7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How can anyone ever dislike a video from Uncle Chael

  • @daemincook7528
    @daemincook7528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please make these 100 hours longer please Uncle Chael.

  • @markeverhart3835
    @markeverhart3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yeah that’s definitely a vacation flying everywhere stating In hotels with pools and beaches near by

  • @LJAndrews1986
    @LJAndrews1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And the nieces and nephews sat to listen eagerly, god bless you Uncle you called it way back. We won't let it get close stay safe.

  • @nickelliott3138
    @nickelliott3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chael could post a video about his recent trip to the local market and I’d watch with full attention.

  • @xlllancelytellx
    @xlllancelytellx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I see “story time with uncle chael” and i already know this is gonna be good

  • @ifragpsn6431
    @ifragpsn6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best three-second line in any Chael video: "apparebtly my family doesn't agree with me, so I have to go on this vacation..."

  • @danwinter3838
    @danwinter3838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all love you chael!

  • @grumby6845
    @grumby6845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't slept in 2 days and understood not a single bit of the story but I still got so hooked like wtf.. how does he do it?

  • @daniellelemond7426
    @daniellelemond7426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Uncle Chael has entirely too much free time on his hands.
    He could have at least said how the court case come out.

    • @Synthetic-Rabbit
      @Synthetic-Rabbit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did say "he went to jail for attempted murder" so I don't think it ended too well for him.

  • @InappropriateShorts
    @InappropriateShorts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i searched db cooper and this came up

  • @trevorgray6211
    @trevorgray6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta love late night drops from uncle Chael

  • @RemyKBartels
    @RemyKBartels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Day off: exists
    Chael: *I CANT LET YOU GET CLOSE*

    • @nols9886
      @nols9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underated

    • @RemyKBartels
      @RemyKBartels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nols9886 thanks

    • @nols9886
      @nols9886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RemyKBartels fuck you accuser

    • @RemyKBartels
      @RemyKBartels 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nols9886 what did i do?

  • @jordanenzie7314
    @jordanenzie7314 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Chael the best mouthpiece in the West hands down!

  • @pd_33
    @pd_33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could not resist the title

  • @CH-wn8sq
    @CH-wn8sq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guys can we please let Chael know he has to finish this story?

  • @gabrieltribuzy4885
    @gabrieltribuzy4885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sonnen Family: lets go on vacation
    Uncle Chael: okay great

  • @clintgroom8213
    @clintgroom8213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    trooper pulls Uncle Chael over and approaches the window. U.C.; " I can't let you get close."

  • @Jonbombs
    @Jonbombs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder if Chael ran out of stories and told his family about the Nogeiura brothers

  • @akamaddog7161
    @akamaddog7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The “but I have more” pause and position change was awesome. A master storyteller to be sure. 👍😁👍

  • @univ1776
    @univ1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Chael to officer: I can't let you get close. (Proceeds to double leg officer)
    Edit: spelling

  • @dayontapout
    @dayontapout 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I sincerely love your stories. It's relaxing like listening to a book on tape. Id love it if you put out 3 a week! I know you can't but I just wanted to say I really dig the stories.

  • @captainCanuck96
    @captainCanuck96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tony Ferguson the type of guy who wakes his wife up In the middle of the night too let her know he's going to bed

    • @zachshipley1689
      @zachshipley1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Old

    • @Beiskraft
      @Beiskraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      liked cuz of ur name

    • @jasonb1488
      @jasonb1488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wakes up yelling "WOOOOOOO" like in the face offs "TONY TIME BITCHESSS"

  • @CutThroatMMA
    @CutThroatMMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a person that had first hand real time knowledge of what happened that day... this story is 100% true and if it would have been amazing had it made it to TV.

  • @ryanfenstermacher5685
    @ryanfenstermacher5685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chael is on bert kreisher levels of story telling 💯

  • @adamw-m4634
    @adamw-m4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode had many similarities to my life. Oregon, driving through Baker, Thailand and Thai women, etc. Brought back memories.

  • @dereklesnau2076
    @dereklesnau2076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle Chael we're all in quarantine, dig up as many of these stories as you can and share them. This story was hilarious by the way, you can just tell by looking at Wes Sims face he's a trouble maker, just like Mayhem Miller, they just have that face that's always looking for trouble. They're they kind of guys who will go way out of their way for a goof or a rib, they'd be great 80's pro wrestlers.

  • @seanmillette4323
    @seanmillette4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Once the cop found out you were Chael P Sonnen, he gave himself a ticket for not yielding a lane to you

  • @Goval400
    @Goval400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you chael for keeping up the content entertaining us and yourself by doing this.
    I hope everyone is safe out there, stay at home guys

  • @longlivesports5987
    @longlivesports5987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of those videos that I'm watching on TH-cam on my TV and I have to look up on my phone just to give it a like. Great story Unc 😆👍

  • @raw-b6658
    @raw-b6658 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Uncle Chael and am happy that he has accepted being my Uncle

  • @markpowis6458
    @markpowis6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love storytime with Uncle Chael

  • @Leggoeljefeblu
    @Leggoeljefeblu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been following uncle chael for a meaningful period of time, my favorite topics are Kevin Lee and Colby. And folks never forget that the undefeated Chael P sonnen made Tito Ortiz tap

  • @retrocute
    @retrocute 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I thought the officer's first question was "can I please touch those huge biceps"

  • @markshimmin3192
    @markshimmin3192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got go to back on the archives for that one, this sounds amazingly entertaining

  • @ASLackey22
    @ASLackey22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Officer parks on side of the road behind Chael only walk up to his widow to ask Chael why he pulled them over 😂

  • @allenmessmer2508
    @allenmessmer2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for educating me on moving over Lanes when a cop has somebody pulled over. what I've taught a lot of adults in their thirties forties and fifties is that mile markers and exit numbers are just all mile markers and that's how you know how far you have to go from one exit to another is by what number it is. I'm thinking you know this but it's crazy how many people don't.

  • @jessecortez3492
    @jessecortez3492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My boy got that happy ending massage and fell in love 🤣

  • @WeHaveTheRansom
    @WeHaveTheRansom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Appreciate you Unc. We need you rn

  • @HARwinsOUTagain
    @HARwinsOUTagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chael has been prepared all his life for the pandemic since he never let anyone ever get too close.

  • @ratiounkn3210
    @ratiounkn3210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont tell my kids bedtime stories, i tell them about the legends of Chael Sonnen.

  • @robertevans5205
    @robertevans5205 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Storytime with Chael Truly epic

  • @infected7258
    @infected7258 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All my Homies love Uncle Chael💯

  • @spencernathan9384
    @spencernathan9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chael makes my day. Keep it up!

  • @spensershillam8457
    @spensershillam8457 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Columbia gorge from Ephrata Wa to Coulee City Wa is one of the most beautiful, scenic roads in America.

  • @braydenkeynon3083
    @braydenkeynon3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear on my entire existence, there may not be a better storyteller in the entirety of TH-cam than Uncle Chael

  • @MP-cc5rv
    @MP-cc5rv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good morning my brethren, I woke up this morning to be enlightened...Thank you Uncle Chael 🧐😷😜

  • @MrTmac2023
    @MrTmac2023 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Chael,
    I live in Michigan. Yes it is law to move over for police that have vehicles pulled over.
    Yet most drivers here will move over for even a pedestrian vehicle on the side of the road with its hazards on.
    #safety
    #bestdriverscomefrommichigan

  • @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51
    @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    To this day the maddest story ever

  • @CitizenSlave
    @CitizenSlave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wasn't so fortunate when I first learned of this law.

  • @gregmclaughlin1884
    @gregmclaughlin1884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I knew Dan! He is Dan "the caveman" Hawley from Buffalo NY. Craziest man I've ever known.

    • @leezhukov9119
      @leezhukov9119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The preying mantis fighter

    • @erikbarrett85
      @erikbarrett85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, are you serious???? The dude from WNY MMA?

    • @gregmclaughlin1884
      @gregmclaughlin1884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@erikbarrett85 yeah. That's him

  • @petros8985
    @petros8985 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    loved it, keep them coming Uncle Chael

  • @mcgregor-vns309
    @mcgregor-vns309 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When Uncle Chael posts you know you gotta watch

  • @immanuelkant7895
    @immanuelkant7895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    100% true and accurate story by papa chael undisputed undefeated

  • @psyience3213
    @psyience3213 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    We need you now more than ever uncle chael

  • @sachasoorma
    @sachasoorma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mooey Thai and the double handed leg over...gets me every single time...lol

  • @rushzan503
    @rushzan503 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love u Chael. Stay safe buddy 🙌

  • @BriggsStratton11
    @BriggsStratton11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way better than that story about the hole.

  • @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51
    @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bless us with stories from The Ultimate Fighter

  • @Sundaydrumday
    @Sundaydrumday 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    MY GOD I LOVE STORY TIME, LOL THE WHOLE DAMN TIME, JERRY SPRINGER WAS A SHOCK BUT HILARIOUS NONE THE LESS

  • @Muttchismo
    @Muttchismo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When uncle Chael tells a story the world listens.

  • @xxfaze_brock_beast_lesnar_3891
    @xxfaze_brock_beast_lesnar_3891 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sweater is hanging on for dear life!

  • @ft4349
    @ft4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes. Change the lane or slow down if you can't.

  • @bananamilkshake6931
    @bananamilkshake6931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's hard to applaud for twelve minutes and hear what he's saying. What happened?

  • @furyiii805plymouth2
    @furyiii805plymouth2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Million dollar story thank you made my day

  • @larryl1427
    @larryl1427 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good one uncle Chael.......Keep it coming.

  • @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51
    @tryingtohit10kwithoutconte51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love you chael!

  • @Chadministrator93
    @Chadministrator93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Uncle Chael: I was supposed to go on a family vacation, and I have to tell you how much resent those words.
    Chael's wife: ok great

  • @DeanRockwell21
    @DeanRockwell21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chael is the living embodiment of the Library of Congress.

  • @alexvelez2141
    @alexvelez2141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In Florida there are signs that tell you to move over for vehicles on the side of the road

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEEEEESSSSSS STORY TIME WITH UNCLE F***IN' CHAEL!

  • @th3_p4nda71
    @th3_p4nda71 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Chael just to add to that law, unless it was changed again. I'm pretty sure its either move over or slow down 25mph. Could be wrong but I'm pretty positive that's how it works in Florida at least.

  • @ronnieochero
    @ronnieochero 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanna see this episode!

  • @elijabar4154
    @elijabar4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    again on the toilet about to poop and i see chael made a story time video. happy days

  • @daylnroegner6744
    @daylnroegner6744 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This story jumps 3 or 4 different places, different times where i was fucking lost but still loved this video, was glued to the screen the whole time!

  • @KidScipio
    @KidScipio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comfy uncle chael time